Newsgroup: it.fan.nutella
Titolo: Che mondo sarebbe senza.....

'A Nutell
Once upon a time, many, many, many, ma 'na cifra of many years ago,
at the beginning of the initiation of the mond, there was the caos.
One day, God (God is the nome d'art of Dio), God, who was
disoccupated, had a folgorant idea and so God created the Nutell.
And God saw that the Nutell was good, very good, very very good,
good 'na cifra.
The mangiation of God was long, He manged one million of barattols of
Nutell sfrutting the fact that God has not a Mamm that strills if you
sbaff too much Nutell...
And after this mangiation, God invented the Water Closed Run, the cors
in the cabinet, and some Nutell's derivates like the red
bubbons, the panz, the cellulit and ceter, and ceter.
After di which (dopodiché) he invented Adamo ed Eva and all the
paradise and he diss to Adamo and Eva:
"Now you have all the Paradise, you can do everything, very tutt: you
have the permission to eat, to drink, to kiss, to scop; nothing lavor,
nothing affit, nothing concors of impiegats, nothing cod alla post,
nothing IRPEF, ILOR.
Only very ozious life: television, telenovels, football, moviols,
process of Monday, appell of Tuesday, cassazion of Wednesday,
and ceter, and ceter.
You have gratis restaurants, cinemas, theaters, all the Paradise is
yours: air-conditioned, autom riscaldament, moquette, parquett,
tresset, bidet, omelette, eccet, eccet....
"There's just one thing, remember, in tutt the Paradise just one thing
absolutely prohibited. Come, come to me in the giardin: this
is "the Nocciol", the alber of the Nutell.
Only this alber of the Nutell is prohibited, because I like the Nutell
very much, very very much, much 'na cifra and I want all the Nutell,
tutt the Nutell for me."
During the prim temps, Adamo and Eva were very happy. Adamo said:
"What a cool! ("Cool" is not in Italian "freddo", no, "What
a cool" means "Che cul") All the Paradise is nostr!".
And everyday (ognigiorn), they discovered something new. A lot of
scoperts, many scoperts, many many scoperts, 'na cifra di scoperts.
One day the scopert of the hot water, one day the scopert of the
spaghettis, one day the cigarettes, and ceter, and ceter.
But one day, a trist day, a very very trist day, trist 'na cifra,
Adamo and Eva fecer the scopert of the first colazion. And after the
scopert of the cappuccin, the scopert of the aranch succ, the scopert
of the cornetts, they understood that something was mancant.
"Eva!" said Adamo "Don't you think that qualcos is mancant here,
proprio here, 'ncopp this fett?" "Second me" Eva risposed "'ncopp the
fett you have to metter burr and marmelade."
"No, no Eva, you know that the marmelade schif myself. I want 'ncopp
this fett something very particular, very very particular, particular
'na cifra. What do you think about the Nutell?"
"No, Adamo you are scording that the Signor said that's vietat!"
"Yes, I remember, but only a little assaggiation, don't succed
nothing!"
And Adamo sces in the cortil where the alber of the Nutell was and he
pres a small barattol and spalmed the brown cream on the
fett and assagged the Nutell. Adamo and Eva don't ebber the time to
exprimer the godiment that the tuons and fulmins apparved in the ciel
and one voice said:
"Potevamo stupirv you with special effects, but I'm God, not
Fantagod! Adamo, Eva, come here! I'm very incazz with you,
very very incazz, incazz 'na cifra! How did you permit to tocc the
Nutell? Didn't you remember that it was prohibited?"
"Cazz!" esclamed Adamo "It was prohibited! Oh, sorry, God, I'm very
very sorry, sorry 'na cifra, God, I really really was completely
scordat..."
"Don't do that fint tont, Adamo, I'm God, I can see everything, very
tutt, and I know that you and the woman have deliberatament
assaggiated the Nutell. So you have a big punhition, a very castig for
your peccat. But siccom I'm sconfinatly good, you can choose, you have
two scelts:
"Scelt number 1: nothing Nutell for ever and ever in the secols of the
secols, amen!"
"Nooo!" Eva was piagnucoling "It's a thing very tragic, very very
tragic, tragic 'na cifra!"
"Aspett!" said God "Don't be frettolous woman...
"Scelt number 2: you can take the Nutell, no problem, let's prend,
prend, but for you is the cacciation out of the Paradise. You will
have to lavorar with the sudor of your front, you will zapp the terr,
you'll have mal of schien and, like this don't bastass, everytime
you will mang Nutell, the malediction of the brufols, of the mal of
panch, of the cacarel will be cadent on you."
"Alé!" esclaimed Adamo "Thank you God, thank you, we don't interess
the cacciation dal Paradise, the important is to have the
Nutell! Goodbye! Ciao, ciao!"
And so Adamo and Eva were cacciated and this original peccat and this
malediction cadded on lor and on lor discendents, and on the
discendents of the discendents.
Infact, tutt'ogg, you can veder in the pubblicity all the ragazz that
per aver one fett of pan and nutell they scalan the mountains they
stay in a tend al fredd and al gel and ceter, and ceter.
But the final pensier of tutti noi is "It's meglio faticar and soffrir
with the Nutell piuttost che the Terrestr Paradise senz the Nutell."
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Ice
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......adoro i piani ben riusciti........
                  J. Hannibal Smith
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 'A Nutell
E' nuova come la barzelletta del fantasma formaggino ;))))))))))))

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Siamo al crepuscolo! :-P
Ice


Questa invece e' nuova come quella del signore che entra in un caffe'
:)))))
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 Allora mi eclisso!!!
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