Newsgroup: it.cultura.cattolica
Titolo: [OT] Questa mi mancava...

Ciao a tutti.
Guardate un pò cosa mi è arrivato...
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Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED
MINISTER within 48 hours!!!!                             1st18
BE ORDAINED NOW!
As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of
the church!!
WEDDINGS
MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!
Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU)
with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
FUNERALS
A very hard time for you and your family
Don't settle for a minister you don't know!!
Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU)
with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.
BAPTISMS
You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD!!!! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR UNCLE!!"
What a special way to welcome a child of God.
FORGIVENESS OF SINS
The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for centuries
**Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and willingness
to change for the better!!
VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES
Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need!!
Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock
WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??
After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!!
At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs.  Right?
Well, let's talk about how much the program is worth.  Considering the value
of becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $100.
Wouldn't you agree?  However, it won't cost that much.  Not even close!  My
goal is to make this life changing program affordable so average folks can
benefit from the power of it.
Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to receive your
Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even $50.00...  You are
going to receive the entire life-changing course for only $29.95.
For only $29.95 you will receive:
1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate IN COLOR, WITH GOLD SEAL.
(CERTIFICATE IS PROFESSIONALLY PRINTED BY AN INK PRESS)
2. Proof of Minister Certification in YOUR NAME!!
3. SHIPPING IS FREE!!!
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Saluti.
Sini

MINISTER within 48 hours!!!!
1st18
immagino che la celebrazione delle messe nere e dei riti
orgiastici satanici sia compreso nelle offerte speciali... Cos 'e pazz...
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 orgiastici satanici sia compreso nelle offerte speciali... Cos 'e
pazz...
Benchè il messaggio, per la sua bizzarria, susciti in noi ilarità e,
talvolta, anche goliardia, vorrei offrirvi una testimonianza del
Generale di un Ordine il quale, di ritorno da una visita ad un
Seminario in Brasile, mi raccontava del prolificare di sette e chiese
cristiane "classiche" (battisti, calvinisti, luterani etc) e non.
Lo strumento principale del proselitismo e del "reclutamento" di
pastori si basa su una sorta di "contratto religioso": la costruzione
della chiesa e delle strutture ad essa associate, il mantenimento del
"pastore" e della sua famiglia, l'avvio dell'attività pastorale è
completamente spesata dalla chiesa centrale. Nelle zone rurali, dove
il cristianesimo nella sua totalità aveva scalfito poco e male la
religiosità animistica, si è registrato un massiccio fenomeno di
"conversioni opportunistiche": anziché una vita  precaria nella
devozione tradizionale degli spiriti animisti, una vita agiata nel
sincretismo religioso.
Non facciamo così anche noi ? Quanti, difronte al Magistero, "cedono a
patti" con la propria ragione ?
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Eddy
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