Newsgroup: it.hobby.hi-fi
Titolo: what the fuck???!!!!?!!

 
http://members.tripod.com/~ballad/iforgottheurl.html
 NO MORE SPAM!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!


http://members.tripod.com/~ballad/iforgottheurl.html
Ya know yer newsgroup's "real" when ya get yer first
spam....AHHHHH!(Feels SO good!)

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 (Dr. Memory) wrote:
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Not quite, I've seen about 5 so far :(
Quake related, but not to this group...
Our S:N ratio is way down..
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I'm curious - what virtually spam-free newsgroup are you posting from -
and can we all join?!
Mike
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Mike
sorry can't do that if told you you'd tell someone else then before you it
everyone knows and then you've got people making stupid replies to stupid
questions it's chaos i tell you.
Bevyn.
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not only did i not post this i have never seen any of these letters before in my life.

On Thu, 15 May 1997 22:00:14 +1200,
doing.this.se...@most.spam.true.address.is.in.reply_to.field
(Bevyn Douglas Quiding) wrote:
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It's such a bummer when people make unnecessary replies to unnecessary
posts. I'd *never* do something like that.
It's also very annoying when people add gratuitous bits of ettiquete
advice to the end of their posts, so please don't do it.
--------
These signature things are a pain as well.


 (*)<--~                 
 
So many stupid people, so few comets...


hey Im new to all of this.. and I want to know.... What is
SPAM?????   I always thought it was some kind of canned meat... heheh

 SPAM?????   I always thought it was some kind of canned meat... heheh
a spam email is an annoying email, filled with useless crap just to
annoy
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annoy
And the 13 lines below would be an example of that would it:
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 I'm puzzled
Monty Python...sketch...Spam Spam Spam and Eggs.
:)
Mr. M.W. Christy
mailto:
mwch...@idt.net
Site at: 
http://idt.net/~mwchrist/

 :)
KILL the Vikings!!!!!

 > 
I often wondered about that.
So why not "cheese shop"?

 
Well, can she get bacon, eggs, spam, and sausage without the spam?
EUGHH!!!!
Don't worry dear - I love spam! I'll have yours. I'm having spam, spam, 
spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam. But can I 
have that with spam instead of baked beans?
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMMY SPAM...
 
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 So why not "cheese shop"?
"Spam" just caught on...as a catch phrase for stuff that not too many
people like, and that Monty Python made into something that is funny and
sort of an "in-joke" amoung "nerds".
Just a nerd-in-joke that caught on.
:)
Mr. M.W. Christy
mailto:
mwch...@idt.net
Site at: 
http://idt.net/~mwchrist/
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 > > Monty Python...sketch...Spam Spam Spam and Eggs.
Okay then, why not "Dead Parrot"?

 Just a nerd-in-joke that caught on.
Does this mean I'm *not* a nerd?
That's the nicest thing anyones's said to me in years.
Eh? I *am* a nerd??
oh,   okay then, I'll be off then. Bye.

 --me
yeah, me too. an interesting one though... ;)
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"Trolling" is also a term in fishing...slowly moving across a lake
dragging your bait along to see what you can catch.
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A troll is a post intended to generate flames. ie posting to 
alt.fan.whomever saying:
Whomever SUX!!!
u are all lusers
blah blah more flamebait
not sure of the origin of that one... a troll is a mythological beast, 
also a monster in RPGs...
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: > > Monty Python...sketch...Spam Spam Spam and Eggs.
: > KILL the Vikings!!!!!
: Well, can she get bacon, eggs, spam, and sausage without the spam?
: EUGHH!!!!
: Don't worry dear - I love spam! I'll have yours. I'm having spam, spam, 
: spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam. But can I 
: have that with spam instead of baked beans?
Heres something thats been floating around the net, Possibly be 'propriate.
**************************
Subject: Monty Python revisited 
**************************
Scene: A small corner office. Seated at a desk is the President of
Apex Global Information Services, Inc. , Phillip Lawlor. A door opens
and a fat, smelly beast of a man enters.
Wallace: Morning
Lawlor: Morning
Wallace: I'm looking for Internet Connectivity. What ya got?
Lawlor: Well, we've got PPP dialups and Web hosting, POP3 servers, PPP
dailups and Web hosting, Web page hostings, POP3 servers and Spam,
Spam, PPP dailups, POP3 Servers and Spam, Spam, POP3 severs, Spam Spam
PPP dialups and Spam, Spam Listserve hosting Spam Spam Spam PPP
dialups Spam ISDN modems and Spam, Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam T-1's
Spam Spam and Spam
N.A.N.A Chorus: SPAM SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM!
Lawlor: Or a T-3 directly fed into a Cray Supercomputer with multiple
50" Super VGA monitors, 30 Terrabyte hard drives, the latest bug fix
for Windows '95 and Spam
( A customer has wandered in during this litany, looking for Internet
access)
Customer: Have you got anything without Spam?
Lawlor: Well, the Spam PPP POP3 and Spam, thats not got much Spam in
it.
Customer: I don't want ANY Spam
Wallace: Why can't she have have Web Page hosting, POP3 servers, Spam,
and PPP dialups?
Customer: THATS got Spam in it!
Wallace: Hasn't got as much spam in as Spam PPP POP3 and Spam, has it?
Customer: Will you do me Web Page hosting, POP3 servers, Spam, and
PPP dialups without the Spam then?
Lawlor: Ewww!
Customer: What do you mean, Ewww? I don't like Spam!
N.A.N.A. Chorus: SPAM SPAM, HIDEOUS SPAM! SPAMMITY  SPAM, REVOLTING
SPAM!
Lawlor: Shut up! Bloody "computer geeks". You can't have Internet
Access without the Spam!
Customer: I DON'T LIKE SPAM!
Wallace: Shh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll sell you an E-Filter for
$50. I love Spam - I'm getting Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam T-1's
Spam Spam and Spam
N.A.N.A Chorus: SPAM SPAM, HIDEOUS SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM, REVOLTING
SPAM!
Lawlor: Shut up! Shut up! T-1's are off.
Wallace: Well, can I have Spam instead?
Lawlor: You mean  Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam and
Spam ?!
N.A.N.A Chorus: SPAM SPAM, HIDEOUS SPAM! SPAMMITY SPAM,  REVOLTING
SPAM! SPAA SPAAA SPAAAA SPAAAAA
HIDEOUS SPAM! REVOLTING SPAM!
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAAAAAM!
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-- mark heath 	|	signature SPAMMED to avoid base 64
TWFpbCBhZGRyZXNzIG5vdCBpbmNsdWRlZCwgWW91IGp1c3QgbmV2ZXIga25vdyB3aGF0IHRoZXNl
IEJPVFMgYXJlIApjYXBhYmxlIG9mLgo=

 also a monster in RPGs...
Trolling is a fishing term, whereby you ride along slowly in your boat,
drop your baited line behind you,  and wait for the fish to bite
david
-- 
 "I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables."

So why not "cheese shop"?
If you go back and watch the "Spam" sketch, you'll see one of the
"Pepperpots" (a Pythoner dressed as a woman) shrieking "I DON'T LIKE
SPAM!"
That's why it's spam in your e-mailbox/newsgroup article listings.
Nobody likes it.
-- Steve Lopez
Read my book "Battle Royale", serialized at:
http://www.chessbaseusa.com/NY1924/ny1924.htm
I don't like work -- no man does -- but I like what is in the work: the 
chance to find yourself.   -- Joseph Conrad

Look at a BritRail menu from the 70's ... literally thousands of "Spam&
Something" combo's to choose from ... :)

> :)
	Never knew spam was a four lettered word.  Oh wait, it is.
No wonder.
-Tai "better not take yer kid when you do yer groceries then"

On behalf of alt.tech-support.recovery, I declare this troll successful.
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On behalf of alt.tech-support.recovery, I declare this troll successful.
I believe "she rides!!" is an appropriate term of celebratory satisfaction for
this.  
- spatch, followups set accordingly -
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Remove the andbacon from my address to reply, if you wanna, freak.

 want your son to use.
If your son is doing technical support, then he's obviously smart enough
(or stupid enough) to join us in conversation.  If he's not doing
technical support, then he shouldn't be in this group.
Not reading alt.tech-support.recovery?  Then don't crosspost your
complaint here.  Follow-ups to alt.test.

      for 6 years and i thought id seen it all..this post made me
physically 
 
 
I've been involved with usenet for 9 years, and memory leak, there is such
a thing as civility. You are not an island. You have a responsability to
those around you. If you don't want that, go get a cabin in North Dakota,
and decrease the surplus bandwidth usage. The use of civil language in no
way impedes the deliberation of opposing ideas. At least, not for people
with sufficient vocabularies.