Newsgroup: it.hobby.aquiloni
Titolo: Per chi acquista troppi aquiloni e vuole evitare problemi familiari!!

Per chi troppo spesso arriva a casa con un nuovo aquilone e ha bisogno di 
giustificare in qualche modo l'ennesimo acquisto (io sono il primo della 
lista...) ecco una bella serie di giustificazioni da presentare a 
fidanzate/mogli/mamme che ho trovato nel sito 
www.aeralis.com
:
OK, you know it. You are a kite junkie! And from time to time you come 
home with yet another carboard box under your arm. Then the unevitable 
question... Yet another kite!?!! 
To help you out in this (familiar) siduation, I've collected a few 
phrases from the eminent Gone With The Wind Forum you can pull when you 
find yourself in this situation. Thanks to all contributors in the Forum.
But baby, I bought it for you.
It was on sale.
I don't know what's in the box, it's addressed to you.
At least I'm not in front of the computer.
Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out.
It's a classic.
Dennis has one.
I want us to fly pairs Ballet, that's why.
I do not love kites more than you.
I could quit buying them if I wanted to.
Can't we cuddle when the wind dies down?
Well, I needed a SUL, left-handed, vented, mylar custom version.
You're the one who said I needed a hobby.
This is the last one, promise (cross fingers when saying it)
No, I didn't buy it. One of the guys at the field asked me to keep it for 
him.
Sure you've seen this kite before - I just cleaned it up so the colors 
are more noticeable.
It's for the child/grandchild, for (Christmas, their birthday, Ground-
hogs Day).
But I didn't have one with that color on it.
I got this one real cheap so I can resell it at a profit.
Well, I guess I could spend more time playing all night poker with the 
boys....
Maybe I'll start restoring vintage cars, I'll need to have some parts 
cars, I guess I'll keep a few in the driveway and the rest in the 
backyard....
The boys at the office were thinking about a 3 week hunting trip up 
north, d'you think we should go there or would you rather go to that kite 
festival in ________ ? [name an exotic & warm location]
I've been thinking about learning to play the bagpipes....
I need 2 more Shockwaves so I can stack them.
The Dealer gave me a special deal on this kite - it's to low to pass up.
The kites will NEVER be this low again!
Don't get me anything for my birthday since I bought this kite, OK?
No...This one is for you to hold.
You know yellow is my favourite colour.
You can't buy these in England.
You know how you treated yourself to some new shoes, well...
This one will teach me to fly the other ones better (it worked)
It was the last one left
I almost didn't get this one
I now have the whole set
WOW you have got too see this one
They say it's one of the best
They no longer make this kite
I have always wanted this one
It took me a year to finally find this kite
It's a collector item
This one is soon too be a collector
This one is for the family
I got this one so everybody would stay off mine
Beats hanging out at bars
I kinda like this one
It was an impulse buy
I need too demo this style for someone
You should see everybody else's kite bag
I'm updating my stuff
I bought this for spare parts
It just happened
If i don't like it i can always sell it
Surprise Hay, thats one cool kite
I can't wait too fly this one
OK, look I'll drop another hobby
You can't find this one anymore
It's GERMAN,BRITISH,ITALIAN, yada,yada yada
I traded for it.
Hey baby, since I got a new kite, you can get a new (pair of 
shoes/outfit)
You'll find even more excuses in the GWTW forum.
...and remember, the exuses are used at your own risk! ;-)
Cheers,
SvenA
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Tullo
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 fidanzate/mogli/mamme che ho trovato nel sito 
www.aeralis.com
:
Che bello conoscere l'inglese :)
mi sa che la scusa sarà sempre uguale
ma cara io sono un eterno bambino :)
Andrea
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Io mi gioco anche la carta pietistica:
"amore mio, ci serve (ottima tattica, il "ci serve") per andare a bicarriolare
... e poi è un gran acquisto ... pensa che l'aqui XY costava $$$$$ (balla
clamorosa) ma
 io, che sono accortoho fatto una ricerchina di mercato e questo è il miglior
compromesso costo/prestazioni.. e poi è il tuo colore preferito ... e poi fa il
caffè ...
non preferirai vero che, per difetto di questo irrinunciabile aqui noi si stia
a vedere il calcio davanti allaTV ! "
A questo punto, lei, terrorizzata cede. Non si è ancora resa conto che io non
ho mai guardato una partita di calcio in vita mia....
Ma potrebbe anche darsi che in realtà pensi "ma che beota a raccontarmi tutte
ste balle; non si è reso conto che gi aqui piacciono
 anche a me" (questa è la mia versione preferita).
:-))))))))))) ciao, patrizio
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Le mie preferite (ed efficaci) sono:
"Me l'hanno dato in prova" (sperando che "LEI" si scordi di richiedermelo)
"E' usato, un prezzo da favola" (e "LEI" comunque bofonchierà un pochino)
"E' di XXXX (inserire un nome "fidato"), non ce la fa a farlo volare e 
non lo vuole avere più davanti agli occhi" (e "LEI" scuoterà la testa...).
** !! BONK !! **
ATTENZIONE !!   Accertarsi che "LEI" non sia dietro di voi quando 
scrivete queste cose sul NG !!
         Giacomo ;-)
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