Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: Che bei newsgroup di merda!!!

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 capiscono una mazza di calcio.
Ma, ROTFL! Come cazzo si fa a sacramentare in inglese?
-- 
wtf

 Ma, ROTFL! Come cazzo si fa a sacramentare in inglese?
Taci, idiota. Tu non sai sacramentare neanche in italiano.

 Taci, idiota. Tu non sai sacramentare neanche in italiano.
Ciao, mio simpatico fake, come e' andata
la giornata?

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:amfnja$ouf$1...@newsreader.mailgate.org...
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Ma sei scemo??
Leano
Saluti anticomunisti per la verità liberata

 Ma sei scemo??
guarda gli header, idiota.

 ha scritto nel messaggio
Sparisci, sgorbio.

 Annientiamoli.
Well, let's just run this through the Babelfish and see what it says...
"We make them outside these strontiums of alt.flame.jesus.christ and 
alt.atheism? They are blasfemi, miscredenti, they shoot a sea of hauled 
and they do not understand one soccer mace. Seguitemi, troops of 
I.D.L!!!!!!!!! We destroy them."
...Oh, look, Italy has retards, too.  I'm so glad it's not just a Bible 
Belt thing.

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oh, you atheistic freaks, you who don't believe the Earth is flat. 
Go to hell! There you shall burn, SINNER!

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                             ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ci parli della "verità liberata" ?

"Ronny T" <r...@black.and.shiny> ha scritto nel messaggio
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"stronzi" has nothing to do with chemical stuff. the meaning is:
asshole, shithead, ronnyt.
"cazzate" is bullshit. "sparare cazzate": to talk crap. "sparare un
mare di cazzate": to talk seas of crap.
"non capire una mazza di": do not understand a fuck about something.
in the end, our mate is right: you are stupid unbelievers and
misbelievers and deserve to be punished by the might fist of god.
--
c.

misbelievers and deserve to be punished by the might fist of god.
   Just a suggestion, Spanky.
   Double check your post for misspelled words and grammar when
'correcting' someone else about it. It makes you look stooopid. Of
course, you're certainly no stranger to that word.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly

, 
cha...@levati.org
 
says...

Tell it to the Babelfish; I don't give a fuck.

 wrote:
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He can't make a fist since that nasty nail incident.
   *---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*
   They say God is neither black nor white,
   male nor female....
   Does that mean Michael Jackson is God?
   *---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*---*

 >
news:MPG.17f561c9c...@news.alt.net
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Worst part was that his tetanus shots weren't up to date.

Ronny T <r...@black.and.shiny> wrote in message
MPG.17f57eab...@news.alt.net...
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Yes; but they told that you talk crap and you're a great asshole and
shithead, ronnyt.
And most of them - expecially Charlie - are usually considered as people
which can piss in your mouth while reading his newspaper.
Be careful, ronnyt.
These people would use you as a punchingball, and it looks like they reached
this goal.

 Ma, ROTFL! Come cazzo si fa a sacramentare in inglese?
basta che metti un fucking e un god ogni tre parole
Vittorix

 this goal.
Watching this cocksucker flame is like watching a retard fuck a hole in a 
fence - disturbing, pathetic and yet, strangely humorous.

 this goal.
Oh, what are they gonna do, call the Godfather and have him send some 
goons with oily hair and garlic breath over to make me an offer I can't 
refuse unless I want to wake up next to a horse's head?  LOL
Now run along and beat your wife, or something, Lasagna Boy.  Maybe the 
shrew-like bitch will scream some obscenities that you can use here, and 
then you won't be so goddamned boring.

 Annientiamoli.
<translate>
We make them outside these strontiums of stop.  flame.  jesus.  christ and 
of stop.  atheism?  They are blasfemi, miscredenti, they shoot a sea of 
hauled and they do not understand one soccer mace.  
Seguitemi, troops of I.  D.  L!  !!!!!!!!
We destroy them.  
</translate>
Bring it, Mr. Italian Stallion.
-- 
Doc Smartass-=-=-aa# 1939-=-=-BAAWA Knight
Wouldn't it make more sense to call them "anacles" instead of "oracles"? 
After all, it's someone talking out of their ass....
Is Your Computer RIAA-approved?

 misbelievers and deserve to be punished by the might fist of god.
Ya di scopata, Chuckles.
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, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says...
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They might send some dead fish, wrapped in newspaper, to your house if 
you keep talking like that.

 Bring it, Mr. Italian Stallion.
What do you suppose he uses for lube when he beats off in front of his 
family -- olive oil, or hair grease?

 you keep talking like that.
Or cook me a really bad ravioli. Paint me a tickled shade of fucking scared.

 
Zittisca, Lei supera mangiatore di sperma di assegnazione. Impari a 
propriamente affiggere, leghi in fascine. Quello che fa io.D.L. stia in 
piedi per? Dick Lickers idiota?
-- 
- St. Jackanapes
 Patrono Saint di Pagani Senza Dio.
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ronny T said...
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I hear that Italy is full of retards and war heros.
-- 
- St. Jackanapes
 Patrono Saint di Pagani Senza Dio.
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, scactus said...
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L'apparence ce que vous avez maintenant fait. Vous avez renversé le 
petit garçon. Et maintenant il commence à pleurer de peur. Ensuite il 
appellera la maman à sa délivrance.
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Aber Sucks Cock lisped...
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More likely they piss into their own mouths using rolled up newspapers. 
Especially that lame cunt Charlie.
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Charlie said...
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The only thing that your god does with his fist is flog his dog. Wipe 
that semen off your chin and get back to your Jesus circle jerk, 
Chuckles. You're boring us.
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    Jesus fucking Christ, cribbled wheelchair Jesus... do you realize you're
a fucking ignorant goat? You fucking stupid fuck.
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 >
Ma fottiti, stronzo.
-- 
|-Maeljin-|
(Damned by Dore, Primo in Italia)
"Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load" 
-Soundgarden, "The 4th of July" 
UDP for WebTv

, 
sky...@libero.it
 
says... 
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più o meno, l'inglese non ha nè il fascino, nè la potenza incantatrice di 
un sano diporco all'italiana.
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, r...@black.and.shiny 
says... 
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That's for sure ronny, we get all brands of retards.
Cat'licks and fascist ones are the oldest kind, but, WTF, we've infinite 
possibilities.
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, 
gabri...@inwind.it
 says... 
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LOL!
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, 
BA...@sonic.net
 
says... 
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Impossible. A typo flame *HAS GOT* to be full of typos.


 
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PEr me siete solo un gruppo di troll di basso livello mentale, toatlmente 
incapaci di fare un flame per salvarvi il cazzo da un gruppo di 
tartarughe. E di dio, o dei cristiani non ve ne frega niente. 
Siete qui per rompere il cazzo con un po' di inglese imparato alle medie.
Per me va bene, inglese o italiano che sia.
Francamente, AFJC aveva bisogno di un po' di movimento.
Lo so che della religione non te ne frega niente, e che è solo una scusa 
per buttare flame, ma:
Il tuo dio, te lo puoi ficcare in culo. Ah, già, le cose che non esistono 
non ti darebbero lo stesso piacere lassotto.
Vuoi che te lo dica in inglese?
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appellera la maman à sa délivrance.
i'm sorry, je ne parlez française.

 
Belli i sockpuppet, eh? Siete la versione di alt.flame all'italiana, eh?
Benvenuti ad AFJC. 
Vedo che avete un sacco di bei troll freschi freschi.
Time for BBQ.


 
Ah, quelli da domenica mattina in chiesa, domenica pomeriggio in chiesa, 
e domenica sera a farsi fottere in culo dal camerata?
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AFJC is a fucking flame group, in case you haven't noticed.
Believe me, they'll learn to swallow their own urine in no time, together 
with their teeth.
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I don't think he would fare so badly. He has a new hole-set to boast.
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 wrote in message
MPG.17f651687...@news.netunltd.com.au...
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And I bet this has to be a smart, nice and tight flame.
Isn't it, presbyter?
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AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
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AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
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AH AH
Ok. I just realize who will be my new toy.

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you are just envious of Italian latin lovers.

 > 
And I meant you, fucking top-posting cunt.
Cervello bloccato, impara un pelino di netiquette prima di renderti 
ridicolo.
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 with their teeth.
I had some suggestion, and I also discovered that some likes to swallow
helping them whit newspaper. And this is the fucking best they can.

 
*sigh* oggi sono abbastanza rincoglionito. intendevo "DIOPORCO".
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, 
aber...@despammed.com
 says... 
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You sure need to get some fun, and some fresh air too.


 
I suppose piss-drinking is one of those subjects where experience beats 
fantasy any day. Enlighten us on some of the finer points of it, will ya?
I bet you can speak VOLUMES on the fine art of quaffing urine.
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, gabriele_82
@
inwind.it
 says...
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(What a dumbass.)

 AH AH
WTF is this?  Laughing in reverse?

 course, you're certainly no stranger to that word.
why should and important person like me, waste his time when having
hundreds grammar corrector idiots like you?
m?
by the way, do you have an integrated gps navigation system in your
car?
--
c.

 Impossible. A typo flame *HAS GOT* to be full of typos.
excuse me, would you be so kind to count my errors please?
--
c.

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Ronny T says...
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No, it's just the sound of Aber Rock having a Toblerone thrusted in-and-out of 
his arsehole while sucking Charlie's minuscule cock.

 Ok. I just realize who will be my new toy.
You mean it's not Charlie's tiny-tot cock anymore?

 excuse me, would you be so kind to count my errors please?
1. You haven't smashed a brick against your head for being a fuckwit.

 That's for sure ronny, we get all brands of retards.
All countries have 'tards. Unfortunately, one of the biggest is our leader.

Ronny T <r...@black.and.shiny> wrote in message
MPG.17f60ce94...@news.alt.net...
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No: I'm olnly laughingh of you, dirty gangbanger.

 I bet you can speak VOLUMES on the fine art of quaffing urine.
I bet that's the best you can do. You have to produce a bigger effort to be
considered.
HOP, jump in yhe fire circle.

(What a dumbass.)
yeah.

"Presbyter Coxcomb" ...
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why tha fuck shall i stop makying you trot like horses in the Grand
Prix?
join an italian group and try suck anyone, if you dare, you english
rabbit. we would laugh for ages.
what are you an antichrist priest? which club, religion do you believe
in? Sain Francisco 49er's?

 fence - disturbing, pathetic and yet, strangely humorous.
i respect your experience. is it that bad? did you like the show?

 wrote in message
MPG.17f6d9426...@news.netunltd.com.au...
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Buongiorno, cretino. Come va?

In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Charlie says...
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Can anyone make sense of this cock-gulper's snail-skulled rantings?

 Bu... <snip>
No.

 did you like the show?
Not nearly as much as I'd enjoy watching you beat yourself over the head with 
a sledge.

 
-- 
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, 
aber...@despammed.com
 says... 
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Dunno with him, but you seem to fare rather badly.
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, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says... 
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He's not talking. He removed his last two ribs just to crouch low enough 
to swallow his whole penis. 
He swallowed so much and so fast that he touched something sensitive, and 
as a result he's vomiting his own half-digested sperm all over Usenet.


, 
aber...@despammed.com
 says... 

That seems more like the little sounds you make when you submit to your 
San Bernardo's sodomitic attentions.
What a kinky dog lover.


, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says... 
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That's hard to do if your head is firmly planted inside your own ass.
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 uttered:
news:MPG.17f6d9426...@news.netunltd.com.au
: 
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Aahhhh, Toblerone, the chocolate that hates people. You bite IT, IT tries 
to bore a hole in your palate.
-- 
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44
AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html

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you don't unterstand chocolate. 
you, stupid cheeseburger-eating freak.

 wrote in message
MPG.17f6a2b1a...@powernews.libero.it...
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Ciao cretino. Come va?
Ma soprattutto, da dove digiti?

 No: I'm olnly laughingh of you, dirty gangbanger.
You'rre olnly laughingh, of mme?  I'm: so relievled. 

 1. You haven't smashed a brick against your head for being a fuckwit.
2. Your mother and sister are the same person, as are your father and 
brother.

, 
aber...@despammed.com
 says...
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Sorry, my Retard-to-English translator isn't working at the moment 
because all your other posts ran the batteries down.  Care to repeat 
that in a *real* language that normal human beings use?

, gabriele_82
@
inwind.it
 says...
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But you're an expert on the "chocolate" that oozes from your boyfriend's 
asshole, huh?  Bleagh.

, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says...
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Did your school have a Mysterious Room at the end of the hallway where 
all the retarded kids stayed, and that everybody else would avoid as if 
they'd be infected if they got too close to a 'tard?  Mine did.  I'll 
bet they all do.  And I'll bet that most of them have special Dubya 
shrines, to give all the drooling morons hope that they, too, can 
someday become the leader of the free world.

 You insert your manhood into a lady, like I did -- NOT a fence.
But he had painted the image of a woman on the fence, so that the hole 
was in what he thought was the correct location.  That doesn't count? 

I've known him for ages, he can't even spell the word ASS. He's nothing but
a stupid ignorant fuck, a fart in the universe, not only is he a buttnoid
maggot, but he's got a pretty pathetic set of relatives whose only aims lay
on soil they till. Just flush the water over the bloody faggot commie
wanker. Charlie... you fucking stupid fuck.... don't be a moron, your
English is crap and you can't get a single word of what they tell you. You
lowtoned son of a starving whore.
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 someday become the leader of the free world.
    Hell yeah mate! You got the yabber right man!
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Ronny T <r...@black.and.shiny> wrote in message
MPG.17f67d2cd...@news.alt.net...
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The holy spirit is already missing.
Fuck off, asshole.

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oh, you are so fond on coprophilia, isn't it ?

Ronny T <r...@black.and.shiny> wrote in message
MPG.17f67e1cf...@news.alt.net...
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Me lo stai ciucciando alla perfezione, idiota.
Sorry sta minchia.
Fattela spiegare da qualche testa di cazzo di tuo amico.

 lowtoned son of a starving whore.
From what I hear, he treats all his Usenet pals to drinks of fresh piss 
just before they fellate him, so at least he's not completely useless to 
everybody on the planet.

, gabriele_82

Interesting that you even know what "coprophilia" is.  You probably saw 
that written in your shrink's notes, and you were just itching for a 
chance to use it, to show everybody that you really do know a word that 
has more than three syllables.  Now that you've managed to expand your 
vocabulary, even if it is just words that describe your revolting 
lifestyle, perhaps you can work on forming complete sentences that don't 
look as if they were written by a brain-damaged baboon.

, 
aber...@despammed.com
 says...

Nope, you still sound like an idiot.  I realize that coherent 
communication is very difficult for you since you have only one active 
brain cell and a mouth full of Charlie's urine, but keep working at it 
and maybe you'll be successful some time in the distant future.  Lots of 
luck, Lasagna Boy.

look as if they were written by a brain-damaged baboon.
I'm really sorry, I will try to look like a healthy baboon like you.

 What can you tell me about this ?
Google is your friend, poop muncher.

On Sat, 21 Sep 2002 16:07:09 -0400, "Ronny T" wrote:
[cut]
you are boring, you stupid american misbeliever.

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Reads like his buddy rammed him in the ass, repeatedly.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
   And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
   They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation
of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the
context of our very selfhood revealed."
   And Jesus replied, "What?"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

Can anyone make sense of this cock-gulper's snail-skulled rantings?
The "english rabbit" shot shows me he's no one to be fucked with in a flaming
war.


car?
   No. Spanky. I have a Redhead that specializes in freeway blowjobs.
Very good and very tidy. I'll take her over Jeebus any day.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly

   No. Spanky. I have a Redhead that specializes in freeway blowjobs.
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
how much is she ?

you are boring, you stupid american misbeliever.
   'misbeliever'?
   It's 'unbeliever' you ignorant fuck. I know english isn't your
first language but it's obvious you'd have problems with any language.
  Now I want you to get your crayons and write 'unbeliever' a hundred
times.
   (chuckle..... I bet he does it.)
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly

   (chuckle..... I bet he does it.)
yeah


The only "holy spirit" worth second consideration comes from fermented 
grains.


http://www.biopsychiatry.com/levdophi.htm


Breakthrough, Dr. Ronny.

 Can anyone make sense of this cock-gulper's snail-skulled rantings?
Flat emotional effect.  Too much gas huffing?

how much is she ?
I very much doubt she's the inflatable retail kind you're used to.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
   And Jesus said unto them, "And whom do you say that I am?"
   They replied, "You are the eschatological manifestation
of the ground of our being, the ontological foundation of the
context of our very selfhood revealed."
   And Jesus replied, "What?"
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

 you, stupid cheeseburger-eating freak.
Do you have a problem with cheeseburgers?
-- 
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44
AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html

 war.
If he had a French accent, it could work.

 
10 for I = 1 to 100
20 print "unbeliever"
30 next
40 end
Get it right


 was in what he thought was the correct location.  That doesn't count? 
Even if it did count, he would've lost points on functions of anatomy - The 
hole was located around the eye-socket. A tad north of the designated 
schtupping-zone.

 That's hard to do if your head is firmly planted inside your own ass.
True. To compensate, he could smash his spine with a sledge. It'd be just as 
satisfying to watch.

 30 end
Now get your crayons and write "I will not pretend to be a programmer 
when I can't even produce a correct three-line BASIC program" five 
hundred times.


(repeat 100 (princ "\nunbeliever "))

In article <3D8DA2B2.77EA@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says...
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In scactus-speak: (repeat 100 (princ "unbeleiverr)

 If he had a French accent, it could work.
    LMAO!!!!!
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 everybody on the planet.
    Now you got a point here.


I very much doubt she's the inflatable retail kind you're used to.
Mine is not inflatable: she is a $10000, brand-new, ultra-realistic
plastic woman. Wonderful machine.

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
/*i hope this works:*/
#include <stdio.h>
int main(void)
{
	int i;
	for (i = 0, i < 500, i++)
		printf("I will not pretend to be a programmer when I
can't even produce a correct three-line BASIC program\n");
	return 0;
}

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ehm.

Do you have a problem with cheeseburgers?
stupid, fatty anglo-american food.

, gabriele_82
@
inwind.it
 says...

Why don't you just toss your sister a quarter, like everybody else does?

 luck, Lasagna Boy.
Signori, ecco a voi Varenne.
Ti sei incartato, eh, piccolo?

I very much doubt she's the inflatable retail kind you're used to.
   That's true. She's usually on the street making money. Hey, a guy's
gotta eat.
   Sometimes I have to make do with my Seven of Nine love doll. The
problem is, she likes it rough. You got any duct tape?
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly



i'm really sorry that you can't afford a real bitch. (be it plastic or
real).

 
The Moron Goldmine Chamber is a staple of any half-decent school.
Together with the Deformed Janitor, and the Philosophy professor who also 
happens to be an Elvis clone.
-- 
|-Maeljin-|
(Damned by Dore, Primo in Italia)
"Down in the hole
Jesus tries to crack a smile
Beneath another shovel load" 
-Soundgarden, "The 4th of July" 
UDP for WebTv

, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says... 

Maybe his brain is antipodean, lol.


 
Son italiano pure io. Ma se son cretino, non è per quello. 
Cretini si diventa, post dopo post.


, 

Varenne's going to get retired soon. Go buy tons of analube, I bet your 
ass is getting all puckered from the high hopes.


In article <3D8DA2B2.77EA@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says... 

Oh, it's nun zone time again!


 Can anyone make sense of this cock-gulper's snail-skulled rantings?
Need some helps, or you just have to make us laugh of you?

 grains.
Maybe this happens your home.
In mine, to produce holy spirits we use other, cocksucker.
My best regards for the jumpin out of the water you did to take my bait.
You're a kind fish.


    Aber, dio stronzo. Non sai l'inglese, si dice "laugh at you", CAPRA!


 Need some helps, or you just have to make us laugh of you?
Can someone translate this to english? It looks like something Colleen dredged 
up after a 3 day ether binge.

 uttered:
news:amkf7n$6ncgk$
3...@ID-127497.news.dfncis.de
: 

All your base belong us


 You're a kind fish.
WTF? Did he just insult you, or offer you a fillet of halibut?

, 
cox...@churchofmango.com
 says...

Nope.  His posts are to much for my little battery powered Retard-to-
English converter.  I'd get an AC adapter so I could just plug the thing 
in and run it 24X7, but I'm afraid the large power consumption might 
make the electric company (and the police) think that I've got a 
basement full of grow lamps for an indoor pot farm, or something, and 
then all hell would break loose.  I don't need that.

 happens to be an Elvis clone.
And the biology teacher who always acted as if he'd been huffing 
something in the chemical room.

 wrote in message
amkhaq$bic$1...@lacerta.tiscalinet.it...
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"Phylter" <phy...@NOSPAhMotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns929183A0D771...@192.168.0.4...
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Where is your RETURN...?  LOL
You can now GO TO !!!!
BASIC[ly] speaking that is......heheh
Ed...................(Oldguyteck)
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 Can anyone make sense of this cock-gulper's snail-skulled rantings?
you are not frendly at all, my dear.
it is not my fault if you suck devil's dick,
i have learned english among white people in buck's shire,
you are, in the end, a stupid rabbit.
bye.

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...
he just got his elementary school diploma and he thinks he can speak
english.

 bye.
THIS is the big, bad Charlie we've been hearing about?  I've seen better 
flaming in gardening newsgroups, for fuck's sake.

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People want it, someone supplies it, somone charges for it, and people 
pay for it.  Capitalism at work, like it or not.
Personally, I hate the shit -- combo of bland, tasteless lard made 
palatable with a combo of wood tar distillate and MSG (see Schlosser).  
I hope Ronald McDonald dies.  I hope al Qaeda finds him and does evil 
shit to him.

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With an implict CR, no less.

 spostarla in basso?
You guys really eat sparrows?

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Tried the Farmer Abel Speak 'n' Spell?  No batteries, 12 word vocab.

 You're a kind fish.
You were trolling?  
No, really.

 You guys really eat sparrows?
    That's your mom. Ain't fond of birds myself, what about you?

 No, really.
Yes, I got you, Chuck.

shit to him.
Yeah. Bin Laden rulez!

Can't you just realize they're constantly pulling your leg because your
English is crap? You better quit it right away, I can just see them rolling
on the floor laughing over the bullshit you keep posting.

, t...@server.domain 
says... 
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Stimulants, usually.


 stupid, fatty anglo-american food.
Sounds like jealousy to me. You're not a short fat ball o' grease from 
Napoli that's been put on a diet are ya?


 bye.
On yer fuckin' bike, Charlie.

 Napoli that's been put on a diet are ya?
    I might not like you, but you've got a point here.

 that's the fucking issue.
Who the fuck would WANT to?  All your country is good for is to serve as 
one of our airbases for bombing the whacked-out crackpot terrorist 
dickheads that infest your corner of the world.

 dickheads that infest your corner of the world.
    Man, I'm so very offended by what you've typed, really! Consider that
mom is aussie, while dad is from Scottsdale (AZ).

 you're good at. 
Come to Australia Leonardo, I'll have a barbequed bull waiting for ya.
Or crocodile, or kangaroo, or emu, or some nice mangrove crab with claws 
the size of avocados, fresh oysters, fresh scallops in the half 
shell, grilled baby octopus with garlic butter. char-grilled crayfish 
halves with lemon and dill. Fresh salads (including pasta salads)
All washed down with a couple of ice-cold beers or a glass or two of 
Chardonnay. (or whatever's your poison)
Gee, EVERYONE would rather have spaghetti. 
Gimme a break


 Gimme a break
    Man, I was born in Bronia VIC. Av-a-go-yer-mug, mate!

 uttered: news:ammpg5$6tvmt$1@ID-
161830.news.dfncis.de
:

Collingwood Magpies play the Brisbane Lions in the AFL grand final on 
Saturday, C'arn the pies!!


, 
eentr...@hotmail.com
 says...

So mommy was a criminal, and daddy was a redneck.  You're proud of this?

 So mommy was a criminal, and daddy was a redneck.  You're proud of this?
    Yeah, kind of a thing.... you better watch it.

Watch out guys, this Charlie character takes no prisoners...
   Yeah. He's still looking for his bullets.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly

Sissy yankee boy and eny uh ya'll born north of the Red River may need to
git a note from yore mamma's or flash a lil red skin round tha neck to
reply, y'hear me?

 
www.sonic.net/~wooly

, 
eentr...@hotmail.com
 says... 

Repulsion fosters attraction. That's why you get all sweaty at assholes.
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In article <3D8EC8C9.6DD1@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says... 

I bet you could have a perfectly normal life with a 3 word vocabulary.
Provided it was something like "hungry; pussy; fuck;"


 
All you've got is a truck full of shit you're imploring us to submerge 
you with. 
Your shame would be big enough to swallow planets, were you smart enough 
to turn on your brain. Or whatever you call that mass of septic flesh 
between your grubby ears.
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Would you swap it with my Xena the Warrior Princess one?


 
Except, now that Ron blew up the safety door... the smell ain't going 
away.
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I think al Qaeda is selling them unrefined opiates to stuff cheesburger 
with. 
The addicting potential of those revolting artificial quasi-foods would 
go unexplained, otherwise.
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He's also a whiny bitch.
He needs to be slapped good, and he's getting what he deserves.
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, 
phy...@NOSPAhMotmail.com says... 
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Is Emu good to eat?
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(Damned by Dore, Primo in Italia)
Ma vaffanculo.

, 
maeljin@*removethis*
libero.it
 says...

When talking to your boss, the only words or phrases you'll ever need 
are:
Yes
Okay
Because
What Do You Think
If You Say So

 Is Emu good to eat?
It probably tastes like ostrich.

 
Fucked if I know, never tried it. I'm told it's rather good, kinda 
like venison. Until a few years ago, kangaroo was considered only good for 
dogfood, and crocodile, well, they're bred for their skins. And EXPENSIVE 
skins they are too. That leaves a lot of crocodile meat going to waste.
Brainstorm, feed it to tourists, been goin' ever since. Haven't tried that 
either. My wife has eaten the BIG goanna, the Perentie, 2 metre long type 
goanna. She reckons it tastes like very oily chicken, so I'm thinking, just 
like KFC.
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    Now now, what's wrong with Kentucky Fried Chicken?

, 
eentr...@hotmail.com
 says...

More like Kentucky Boiled Chicken. 

 uttered:
news:amn8ln$7cr4a$
1...@ID-161830.news.dfncis.de
: 
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Well, nothing, apart from the obvious. I LOVE original recipe.
Then again, my cholesterol factor thingummy is 3.2, so I can eat fast food 
till I burst. Not that I will, if I gain a kilo or 2, that's stacking the 
weight on. I've been 72 kilos for 20 something years now. I DO remember 
ballooning out to 75. That sucked, none of my clothes fitted. 


 More like Kentucky Boiled Chicken.
    Would that be funny? Am I supposed to laugh at that? Just wondering.

, 
eentr...@hotmail.com
 says...

That's what it is.  They smear the chicken carcass with mystery batter 
and then boil it under pressure and call it "fried."
(My browser timed out when I went to the KFC website and clicked the 
"nutritional info" link.  LOL)

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   Shit! How'd you get out of my killfile, you worthless pile of
festering pus? Go away or I'll pop your eyes out and skull fuck you.
Plonk!
 Warlord Steve
 BAAWA
 
www.sonic.net/~wooly

Would you swap it with my Xena the Warrior Princess one?
   Not a chance. I make it a rule to never screw women that can beat
me up. I learned that the hard way, when years ago, I thought girls
liked you to pull out and cum on their face. They don't.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly

(repeat 100 (princ "\nunbeliever "))
100 0 DO ." Unbeliever" CR EMIT LOOP
or something like that.  It's been a long time since I programmed in FORTH.

     That's your mom. Ain't fond of birds myself, what about you?
Apologies, I seem to have mistaken you for a Spaniard.  Easy mistake.

 You miss lot of things. Talk me about your renaissance, arsehole.
Well, it's interesting.  We have these things called "automobiles."  And 
other things called "airplanes."  
And another, called "bathing."
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 Yeah. Bin Laden rulez!


KY Jelly Chicken?

 "nutritional info" link.  LOL)
I have it on reliable authority that Korean hookers love the stuff.

, ron...@the.gate 
says... 

The real secret about talking to your boss is this: Health, Significant 
Other (yours).
Then you go on until his/her eyes glaze over. He/she'll stop bothering 
you in no time.


 
Up pops Karen's head, "somebody mention food?" :)
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, 
BA...@sonic.net
 
says... 

Did she SAY that openly?
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, 
br_un...@libero.it
 says... 

Up yours, dipshit.
-- 
|-Maeljin-|
(Damned by Dore, Primo in Italia)
"Down in the hole
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In article 
<slrnaovj0r.tbh.The.Cent...@localhost.localdomain>, 
The.Central.Scru...@invalid.pobox.com
 says...

Yep.  That code runs at the "ok" prompt on a Sun workstation, which 
happens to be the prompt for a FORTH interpreter.  (Few people seem to 
realize this.  'Course, few people use an Ultra 5 for a home PC.)
The only glitch is that it terminates with a stack underflow when the 
loop ends.

In article <3D903146.2B22@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says...

Naw, that would be Kentucky Fried Puppy.  Finger lickin' good to the 
boner lickin' masses.

 wrote in message
news:3vcvouolhvu2tjk1b...@4ax.com...
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See what I mean ?
Oh by the way I still have back-up's of your actions that caused you to
loose your acct.. Try and REMEMBER...
Do not call me a liar...
You said you were NOT dissmissed.. I have evidence that you were... I'd even
wager you forgot WHAT ISP that was as well... I [have not] forgotten....
A hint if you will..... Rearranging my post to make them [appear] as tho I
was speaking/typing nastily as you so often do..... Calling me names and
making FALSE accusations about me...   I can jog your mind , [as FILTHY as
it is]
Ed..................(Oldguyteck)

 brother.
Where did ya learn to [rank] like that ? A reformatory I presume...
Ed........................(Oldguyteck)


See if this will get you !
Goodness to the VILE seem VILE
FILTHS savor but themselfs
And boy! Is this place full of FILTHs......!
Ed.......................(Oldguyteck)

 grains.
Liar !
Ed.......................(Oldguyteck)

 wrote in message
news:d8dvousvnovviogjb...@4ax.com...

Spell checker on der fritz is it ?
CUSSARD
Ed....................(Oldguyteck)
Cleaning up the net.. ONE CUSSARD @ a time...

 Karen
ANTS?
Ed........................(Oldguyteck)

 Karen
Speaking of herds and stuff.. Wern't you the one that used to make a big
tiff about their private parts ?
I suppose I will have to envoke Dukes memory of it....
Ed.....................(Oldguyteck)

 ha scritto nel messaggio
[...]
    Hey Karen, you a hottie? Mind if I come over and pick you up tonight?
Come on, guess you're a hot piece of ass made for shaggin', we might enjoy
ourselves by rolling on the floor together. Turns you on, doesn't it? I'm
horny like a bull! C'mere, I'll show you how it's done....

 boner lickin' masses.
Or Kentucky-Fried salt pork.  Pigs are cheap, and will eat (literally 
and figuratively) any type of shit you throw at them.  
Take a group of Korean massagee-girls to a suburban "restaurant row," 
aka, a highway strip with no fewer than six fast food outlets, a 
Greek-American takeout, and a Red Lobster-class family eatery to serve 
as anchor.  Ten out of ten times, they'll want to stop at KFC. 
Speaking of things Korean, I just saw my first jar of kimchee.  Surreal.  
Looked like a pickled abortion if you crossed your eyes just right.  
David Lynch could have subbed a gallon jar for the Eraserhead Baby 
without in any way changing the movie's emotional impact.

, ron...@the.gate 
says... 
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Excuse me, I will be vomiting for a while...


, 
phy...@NOSPAhMotmail.com says... 

It's a shame those Maori killed off the Dinornis in NZ. I bet a 4 meter 
tall bird would really taste weird.
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 uttered:
news:MPG.17fa574f9...@powernews.libero.it
: 
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Guess what Maeljin, I've been Auckland museum and seen one. Stuffed o' 
course. The original "Big Bird" 'cept they call it a "Moa"
Reckon it would be like eating a shoe
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, 

Guess what Maeljin, I've been Auckland museum and seen one. Stuffed o' 


 Looked like a pickled abortion if you crossed your eyes just right.  
It smells like a pickled abortion, too.  Trust me.  Don't open the jar 
unless you're wearing a gas mask. 

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http://www.angelfire.com/wi2/desecratedsouls/images/dahmer/jdrum.gif

, 

Yes, I didn't remember its more common name. 
Well, they ate it all right. It was probably dumb as a post.


In article <3D92CBB1.7116@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says...

Those weren't rotting corpses in Dahmer's apartment, those were just 
vats of kimchi.