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Titolo: The British troops mistake and 'invade' Spain

The British troops mistake and 'invade' Spain
February 19th, 2002
GIBILTERRA (CNN)-the English troops invaded for short time Spain, during a
practice to Gibraltar. About twenty of marines is in fact landed, because of
the bad weather, in a Spanish beach, thinking of being in the British
territory .
When it was told them by people about the place where they were, they fared
a rotten rapids back.
The British practice has had success: she has taken place only, herself in
the wrong place.
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 the English troops invaded...
Well, which is it?
Bri
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Dum spiro, spero.

 Well, which is it?
army
http://arianna.iol.it/traduzioni.html
 is a shit
succhiami il cazzo figlio della regina

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 stay or RUN  AWAY? ;)
stay
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greetings to the queen
Gus Goose

 Gus Goose

 Dice che desidera la vostra testa (in un cestino) :(
the queen must give me a blow job

 the queen must give me a blow job
Will that be before or after she has your head off?

 Will that be before or after she has your head off?
Your Spanish sux, mate. It says "give me head", not "has my head off".
Remember, conjugate the verb.
Joe

territory 
What does this have to do with uk.legal ?
Did they have a lawyer with them ?
What has this to do with uk.sport.football ?
Did they bring a football with the and start a game on the beach ?
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 Did they have a lawyer with them ?
Why, David? D'you think only a lawyer could be so stupid?
PhFree
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 Did they have a lawyer with them ?
Why, David? D'you think only a lawyer could be so stupid?
PhFree
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 what you have written does not mean anything, coglione!
'mbč, il suo italiano č meglio del tuo inglese.
Ti tocca ritarare il correttore ortografico, Ciccio.

 Did they bring a football with the and start a game on the beach ?
I thought it was your usual goal...

 It makes perfect sense to me. What didn't you understand?
Ciccio, siamo alle solite...
Che sputtanamento internazionale!

 Ti tocca ritarare il correttore ortografico, Ciccio.
da che parte stai brutta strega?

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LEi figa di legno, e faccia di culo wuisclash stanno sempre dalla parte del
nemico.
Sono due infami.

 Ignorare prego questo uomo, il suo cervello è il formato d'un' uva.
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 Sono due infami.
Ti rodi.
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Di risate alle mie spalle ne ho viste poche.
(Serg1)

It makes perfect sense to me. What didn't you understand? 
In Italy we have grape big like a Tommasone.
You can' t understand.


Puoi fare di meglio.

 In Italy we have grape big like a Tommasone.
Muoio.
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Your Spanish sux too - it's Italian.
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Paul
www.footballpyramid.co.uk

 Ti tocca ritarare il correttore ortografico, Ciccio.
 Spirito de punto.
Joe

practice to Gibraltar.
Invasion must come as a surprise to a .it poster.  Were you expecting
a retreat?
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Paul
www.footballpyramid.co.uk

 Did they bring a football with the and start a game on the beach ?
I take it you've never been to UKSF then, David. I can't speak for the other
guys but this has _everything_ to do with us.
uk.sport.football is a forum for the open discussion of anything to do with
football, or sport, or the UK, or U, or K, or lobsters or anything else. If
you look closely, there is a "k" in the subject line.
Joe

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Qué?
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Paul
www.footballpyramid.co.uk

 you look closely, there is a "k" in the subject line.
what do you think about FC Inter?
do you like Vieri?
what about Ronaldo?
Milan is a shit?

 you look closely, there is a "k" in the subject line.
what do you think about FC Inter?
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you look closely, there is a "k" in the subject line.
Thank you for the explanation, Joe. I understand now.
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When he said anything to do with football, I think you took him too literally.  This is far too much
football for one uksf posting.
Except the last one, which is clearly not about football, but true nevertheless.  Why the question
mark?

Ex
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London sux.
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They've all got it infamy.

 Thank you for the explanation, Joe. I understand now.
Ah, well we at UKSF are known across usenet for being helpful. Any problems
in the future, you know where to come.
Joe

 Milan is a shit?
Last time I checked it was a city in Italy, but I could be wrong.
Joe

 London sux.
Milan is Leicester in disguise.
Joe

 Last time I checked it was a city in Italy, but I could be wrong.
where do you live?

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 Who are you ???
sono il tuo incubo, pirla

 what fuck did you smoked tonight?
LOL

 sono il tuo incubo, pirla
testa di cazzo vai a farti fottere coglione gobbo e merdazzurro di
merda!!!
Fack you !!!!
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 where do you live?
Ipswich (in Italy)
Joe

 Fack you !!!!
i agree!!!111
Joe

 Fack you !!!!
questo tuo post amichevole merita l'attenzione del tuo abuse
buona notte figlio di zoccola

 Ipswich (in Italy)
ohhhhhhh i know, this is the town where people don't konw what's pussy

 buona notte figlio di zoccola
Tu e tua madre su viale Certosa !!!! SuuuuuKKKKKaaaaa!!!!!!
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 i agree!!!111
you can't agree, you are a shit man

 Tu e tua madre su viale Certosa !!!! SuuuuuKKKKKaaaaa!!!!!!
tuo padre sbarca il lunario su viale zara

 tuo padre sbarca il lunario su viale zara
tuo padre è un trans di merda come te!!!!!
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 me too
is you sister a bitch?

tuo padre č un trans di merda come te!!!!!
keep cool.
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s.

 tuo padre č un trans di merda come te!!!!!
questo č uno specchio infantile, no vale, rifa dai, te lo concedo

 questo è uno specchio infantile, no vale, rifa dai, te lo concedo
pensavo che un troll di merda potesse dare risposte migliori, e
invece....
mi hai deluso ti saluto merda!!!!
ma una curiosità che squadra tieni?????? certamente non saprai neanche
che cos'è il calcio!
Non ti offendere niente di personale ma hai iniziato tu a rompere i
coglioni e con me hai sbagliato indirizzo!!!!
Io posso stare tutta la notte a insultarti se vuoi oppure te vai e non
mi rompi più i coglioni!!!!
Ora tocca a te stronzo!!!!!!!
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pensavo che
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drink a cup of milk, then go to bed. goodnight.
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 Ora tocca a te stronzo!!!!!!!
io ho già dato, passo la mano

 better your momma than my sister
how much your mother wants for a blow job?

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I can tell you: 1 eurocent.
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 I can tell you: 1 eurocent.
may i have a discount?

 - the son the bitch
you have not a homeland, you are a shit asian homeless

 io ho gią dato, passo la mano
volevo solo dimostrarti che per fare i troll non ci vuole molto....
basta solo rilanciare demenzilmente le risposte!!!!! E sei tu
quello che abbocca!!!!
Io non sono fesso coglione, volevo solo divertirmi con te, e la prossima
volta
che vedi il mio nick cambia aria!!!! Ti conviene!!!!! 
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 volta  che vedi il mio nick cambia aria!!!! Ti conviene!!!!!
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 io ho già dato, passo la mano
te l'ho detto che sei un trans di merda e per di più uscito da una
storia a fumetti!!!!!
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Non mi sono mai divertito così tanto!!!!!!
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Come kazzo fai ad avere un nick così????
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Almeno potevi chiamarti Roger Rabbit!!!
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oppure Pluto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poi ciccio
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Cià me ne vado va, ti lascio stare!!!! Ti saluto Paperina!!
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 say thanks to your sister. she love me long time. she sucky sucky.
stupid boy, he was my brother, he is a trans

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Ma che kazzo ridi!!!!!!
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 ha scritto
mi ha detto il tuo amico Gabriel Pontello che tu non capisc un cazzo e di
lasciarti stare, che faccio?

 did they make her into a boy or make her into a girl?
you must ask it to your hole

 lasciarti stare, che faccio?
Sono io che lascio stare te coglione, ricordatelo!!!!! Ti senti forte
solo dietro ad una tastiera e monitor!!!
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 I ask your mommas hole. i get echo as a reply.
do you have an icq uin?

 solo dietro ad una tastiera e monitor!!!
non sari mica il solito fake di Danny Joe???

 icq is for homosexuals and pigfuckers
this is the reason i have ask you that

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sei un po' tardo, ci hai messo due ore per capire che ti sto prendendo per
il culo

 ohhhhhhh i know, this is the town where people don't konw what's pussy
Tbh, we're still trying to work out what konw is, and the quickest route
inter Milan.
Joe

 you can't agree, you are a shit man
yes yes!!!!111
subscrib me 2 your web!!!111
Joe

its' aesy fro tuo two sai chat
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www.footballpyramid.co.uk

 ohhhhhhh i know, this is the town where people don't konw what's pussy
Everybody else in Italy has used what's pussy but here at UKSF we're
not really fans of sloppy seconds.
JdS

 ohhhhhhh i know, this is the town where people don't konw what's pussy
If that's the same cat that's been sniffing around outside our house I
know someone who has dogs.
Nick.

 own, but when his mates are around he can act like a right twat.
I agree.  One time, Vieri and I were having a quiet drink after work,
having a friendly chat about how I felt the blue and black shirt didn't
really bring out his eyes and after a little while, he agreed with me.
Just a normal man-to-man chat, you know how it is.  But then his
friends showed up and he started pointing and laughing, saying that
I was shite at football and would never make it in Serie A.
He might have had a point but he still shouldn't have embarrassed
me in front of Luigi, Mario and Yoshi like that.
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Mike
http://www.overanalyse.com

 Ma che kazzo ridi!!!!!!
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the other surreal.
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And he's a real suck-up as well.  Every time he comes round to my place he's
really polite and so, after he's gone, my mum always says, "Why can't you be
more like that Vieri?"  It breaks my heart.
JdS

 not really fans of sloppy seconds.
Or any Chelsea players, for that matter.
Joe

 more like that Vieri?"  It breaks my heart.
That's nothing. He told my mum he thought I must be her dad, on account of
how she looked "really young and been right as an attractive lady with
astute style" and that she could "breathe in his cheerful love pump till he
has vomited his loading" anytime she liked.
I mean, it's not really what you want to hear around the dinner table, is
it.
Joe

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I know, I know. That Vieri, right there, he used to be the best shoe shine
boy in all of Croydon. A rubbadub here and a rubbadub there and your shoes
were shinier than Barthez's shiny little cranium. Shiny, I tell ya. Each
and every Monday morning I would pass him on my way to work. "Good morning,
Mr. Gaotman, a lovely day today, isn't it?" he would remark, his face
brightening up with excitement, his towel ready to polish my shoes into
Shiny Heaven. "Well, most certainly, little Vieri. A most lovely day."
"Care for a shoe-shine, Mr. Gatoman?" These words were like music to my
ears. Little Vieri knew what to do with some polish and a towel. A rub-
badub here and a rubbadub there and my shoes were shinier than Jordan's
freak accident of a bosom. "I'll see you around, little Vieri," I would
say. "Sure we will, Mr. Gaatmon, sure we will," he'd retort, his face
beaming with said excitement.
That was the last time I saw him. The next thing I knew, he had signed a
billion dollar contract with some Sunday League team called The Chemical
Brothers Without Dark Side Of The Moon. How fondly I remember the days he
would polish my shoes, making them shinier than Paul Chan's magic 8-ball.
I never got a word of thanks from little Vieri, but I can always sit back
and think of the days when he was the best shoe shine boy in all of
Croydon.
I'm pissed, by the way.
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"You vants to go outside? You vants to fisticuffs?

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Well, pissed you may be, Mr G, but I can't believe anyone could say such nice things about the young
Vieri.  It's almost enough to make you think there may have been more than one.
Personally I remember Vieri very differently, as the nasty little bastard who used to pick on me and
my mate Gerald, calling us "bennies" and other such spiteful taunts.  And then he knocked my sister
up when she was 15.  But I don't want to talk about it, thanks.  Frankly, my sister was a right
slapper who got what was coming to her, but what did Gerald ever do to anyone, eh?  Answer me that?
Regards
ST.

 Gerald ever do to anyone, eh?  Answer me that?
I'm amazed at all the Vieri horror stories that have come to light over
the last few days.  Here I was thinking that I was the only one who
had ever had to endure his cruel taunts.  And though the story of
every victim has brought a tear to my eye, it's good to know I'm not
alone.
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Mike
http://www.overanalyse.com

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Oh fuck off, benny.