Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: (Pikkio) io no spik inglish, AKA the woody woodpecker show

Serg1 č un dilettante
Pikkio (4:44 PM) :
free for chat?
LottaLibera (4:45 PM) :
yeah, kinda
Pikkio (4:45 PM) :
what ass!
LottaLibera (4:45 PM) :
whose ass?
Pikkio (4:46 PM) :
your broken ass
LottaLibera (4:46 PM) :
my ass is firm, sorry to disappoint you, mate
Pikkio (4:47 PM) :
I don't think that you'r ass' hole is closed
LottaLibera (4:48 PM) :
well of course it's not, I've gotta take a dump every now and then. What about you? Don't you
crap at all?
LottaLibera (4:48 PM) :
you keep everything inside?
Pikkio (4:48 PM) :
Waiting a minute I must take the dictionary to describe you how dump are you
Pikkio (4:49 PM) :
mmm
LottaLibera (4:49 PM) :
ok, take your time
Pikkio (4:49 PM) :
What about your brain?
LottaLibera (4:50 PM) :
why are you so interested in me?
LottaLibera (4:50 PM) :
am I so damn attractive to you?
Pikkio (4:50 PM) :
'cause I have a lot of time between a girl and another
Pikkio (4:50 PM) :
Sorry but I write in "macheronic" english
Pikkio (4:50 PM) :
LottaLibera (4:51 PM) :
oh... you're a ladykiller
LottaLibera (4:51 PM) :
you get laid often, huh?
LottaLibera (4:51 PM) :
you score chicks all the time
LottaLibera (4:51 PM) :
man do I envy you
Pikkio (4:52 PM) :
No, I am selective
LottaLibera (4:52 PM) :
oh really? Like you choose girls and leave those you don't like down on the ground?
LottaLibera (4:53 PM) :
man, didn't think you were such a stud
LottaLibera (4:54 PM) :
hey, what's going on at your end? You're wearing that dictionary out...
Pikkio (4:55 PM) :
Sorry, I 'm lurking on a NG..
Pikkio (4:55 PM) :
mmm, I'am a stud yes. Students girls are  pretty nice
LottaLibera (4:55 PM) :
you're such a badmannered guy, aren't you supposed to talk to me? You're the one who called me
LottaLibera (4:56 PM) :
oh... so let me guess, you're into knobjobs by teenie college gals, aren't ya?
Pikkio (4:56 PM) :
No, I'm a relly good boy
Pikkio (4:56 PM) :
really *
Pikkio (4:56 PM) :
ops.. I'm really a good boy
LottaLibera (4:57 PM) :
does that mean knobjobs by college students bore you bigtime?
Pikkio (4:57 PM) :
dio povero, manco docserg1 scrive cosě male in inglese.. devo prendere ripetizioni...
Pikkio (4:57 PM) :
I'm not bored
LottaLibera (4:57 PM) :
so, what's wrong with college girls?
Pikkio (4:58 PM) :
College girls are pretty too
LottaLibera (4:59 PM) :
awwright, I can't figure out where this is leading to. You just pointed out that you're a stud
and that you like college girls, but then, when it comes to knobjobs you kind of get shy or
something... what's wrong with you, man?
Pikkio (5:00 PM) :
I'm not shy.. you 're misunderstunding me boy
LottaLibera (5:00 PM) :
am I?
LottaLibera (5:00 PM) :
well, explain
LottaLibera (5:00 PM) :
let it all out
Pikkio (5:00 PM) :
I'm just in a spoken free mode
Pikkio (5:00 PM) :
LottaLibera (5:01 PM) :
shit... what do you mean by that?
Pikkio (5:01 PM) :
nothing, just kidding
LottaLibera (5:02 PM) :
oh ok... spoken-free-mode... does that mean that you're just talking bullshit as usual?
Pikkio (5:03 PM) :
not as usual.. but as usual with you
LottaLibera (5:03 PM) :
oh, thank you for being so kind. I really appreciate it. Now what do you wanna talk about?
Pikkio (5:04 PM) :
Do you know italian language?
LottaLibera (5:04 PM) :
I sure do, only thing I don't feel like speaking Italian. I mean, english is much better
LottaLibera (5:04 PM) :
don't you think?
LottaLibera (5:05 PM) :
when it comes to the woodpecker show I mean
Pikkio (5:05 PM) :
Woodpecker is a word too long, it's better to use Pikkio
LottaLibera (5:06 PM) :
whatever man...
Pikkio (5:06 PM) :
Italians do it better, so speak italian
LottaLibera (5:06 PM) :
and you're Italian, aren't ya?
LottaLibera (5:06 PM) :
no way, I'm not speaking Italian
LottaLibera (5:06 PM) :
so, you do it better, don't you?
Pikkio (5:06 PM) :
And my grandma is virgin like your ass hole...
LottaLibera (5:07 PM) :
your grandma is a virgin....
Pikkio (5:08 PM) :
I think it's a fake if she is a virgin
LottaLibera (5:08 PM) :
man, you need an analyst, you know that?
LottaLibera (5:09 PM) :
it'd only do you good
Pikkio (5:09 PM) :
I am analyst (sing this song like I am an anarchist) LOL
LottaLibera (5:09 PM) :
hopefully
LottaLibera (5:09 PM) :
oh shit...
Pikkio (5:09 PM) :
LottaLibera (5:10 PM) :
look, I'll give you a word to look for on that dictionary, ready?
LottaLibera (5:10 PM) :
"hopeless"
LottaLibera (5:10 PM) :
go ahead and make my day
Pikkio (5:10 PM) :
senza speranze
Pikkio (5:11 PM) :
I'm just kidding baby
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 what ass!
Lo sapevo che lo postavi e allora mi sono sforzato di scrivere piů cagate
possibili!
Pikkio

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    I love you, would you marry me?
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     I love you, would you marry me?
Preferisco la tua omonima.
Pikkio

 Pikkio
Ma non mi avevi detto che era lui Britney??

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Ma lui non lo sa.
Pikkio