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Titolo: you ricchions and thanksgiving

even if you do not trust god (and you'll pay for that),
do you eat the turkey?
i mean: do you thank someone or you think you did it all by
yourselves?
--
c.

 yourselves?
 If I'll thank anyone, it'll be the chain of human beings necessary to
raise, process, and prepare the turkey.
--
Denis Loubet
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 raise, process, and prepare the turkey.
don't forget the people at 1-800-TURKEY, they're doing such a great job!
stewie

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Actually, everything I have gotten in my life has all been from hard work
and sweat by me, no one else.. And the mistakes along the way have been my
own.. And it's not that I don't trust god, he just doesn't exist...
I'll eat my turkey to go along with other peoples beliefs, but if it was up
to me, I'd have pizza...
jerry
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 even if you do not trust god ...
But it is in fact YOU that I do not trust, Charlie. You have not shown
logically satisfactory evidence it is true that your magic invisible entity
might in reality exist.
You are just assuming that is true, which is logical fallacy.
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The source of the fallacy is the assumption that something is true unless
proven otherwise.
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Charlie at 
cha...@levati.org
 on 28/11/02 10:22 AM was kind enough to
enlighten me in alt.atheism with this:
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I don't believe in gods, and I don't trust their fan clubs. I eat turkey,
and reflect on how fortunate I've been so far in life.
-- 
Give a man a fish, and you´ll feed him for a day;
Give him a religion, and he´ll starve to death while praying for a fish
(Thank you, Norwegian Heathen) 

 fallacy.
The rage and the pride.
--
Davide,,,,
Come provocatore, come troll, sono qualcuno.
                                                           (Serg1)

 yourselves?
I thank my income that I could buy the turkey that is put on the table.  I 
thank the farmers that bred the turkey that is put on the table.  I thank 
the other farmers that grew the grain that fed the turkey that is put on 
the table.  I thank the grocers that stocked the turkey that my wife bought 
and put on the table.  I thank the Ford Motor Company for building the 
truck my wife drove to the store to buy the turkey that is put on the 
table.
What makes you think any gods had anything to do with the procedure?
-- 
Ghostman
aa # 2011
     EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
"How can you just obey?"
     [Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]

 yourselves?
I thank the turkey.
-- 
David J. Vorous
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Turkey is my favourite poultry. The ugly bastards have it coming to them, so
all I have to thank is the guy who killed the fucker for me to eat.
Ahriman

 Have you ever heard about Silvio Berlusconi?
You mean, God exists but you sure as hell shouldn't trust him? :)))
bye
  Daneel [aa #323 | apatriot#11 | U of E student #000666]
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 yourselves?
?
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 The rage and the pride.
*Spit*
Did Oriana F[uck-her] say anything after nothing violent
happened in Firenze? Or just left without a word?...
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 happened in Firenze? Or just left without a word?...
Oriana's walk in the city center of Firenze during the Social Forum was
spotlighted by all media.
It was a grotesque challenge.

 yourselves?
I thanked my mother, who purchased and prepared the bird, for none other 
could have brought such bounty to our feast this day. And yes...she did it 
all by herself. And I ate of the bird upon my plate, all by myself, without 
so much as an adult to cut it for me.
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Dal fluente
zitto, coglione.

 to me, I'd have pizza...
you could always order turky pizza.
--
c.

 raise, process, and prepare the turkey.
how long does it take to put it into a microwave oven?
and how many fellows?
--
c.

 You are just assuming that is true, which is logical fallacy.
logic does not apply.
ps. what's "day after" holiday? a rest after turkey abuse?
--
c.

 What makes you think any gods had anything to do with the procedure?
who created turkeys? there you are.
--
c.

 and reflect on how fortunate I've been so far in life.
you know that without religion prosecutions,
never pilgrims would have migrate to the US?
ps. luky man, i'm happy for you.
--
c.

 I thank the turkey.
continent of turkey killers.
i stay in a house in the state of ny.
sometimes these stupid fat creatures cross my garden.
may i kill them, accordingly to the law?
--
c.

 bye
ciao.
--
c.

 It's customary to thank the cook.
but YOU ALL, i mean, all the fucking north american continent is going
to have turkey?
do they have thanksgiving in canada?
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c.

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ROTFL.
but turkey is almost tastless. is an hipertrophyc chicken.
you roast it as a whole or whatever?
--
c.

 so much as an adult to cut it for me.
an adult?
how old are you sonny?
--
c.

 yourselves?
I thanked the waitress and left her a nice little tip.
-- 
fnord sez, "Fuck you, kenny!"

 like me to exist.
Multi-level irony at its finest.
Seconds?
--
Denis Loubet
dlo...@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet

 Seconds?
Aye!
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Oops, I think someone's trying to sue us in Italian.
Better adjust the crossposts.
:-)
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 -- I know a smattering of French, but that's it
It's still legal to go .sigless.

do they have thanksgiving in canada?
Actually I'm British, and cordially despise turkey.
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 --
The Turkeys' mom and dad.
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Ghostman
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    Howdy ho and welcome back Charlie, grab a pint, make yourself at home.
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    lol, sounds like babelfish!
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 who created turkeys? there you are.
    Lol, cracked up over this one. Charlie, welcome back!
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 alt. do not answer. think.
    LMAO!!!!!! Babelfish rocks!
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 jerry
Speaking of pizza........! Do they make a good one anywhere now dayz......
The ones I get seem to ither be burnt [overdone] or just plain greasy and
undercooked.. Can't seem to win.... Course it dosent go all that good with
my prune-juice....
Ed.....................(Oldguyteck(
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yourselves?
I thank the farmer who raised the bird, the truckdriver who
delivered the bird to the market, the marketers who prepared the
bird and made it available, the people who prepared and cooked the
bird and, finally, I thank the turkey itself for its sacrifice.
Let's eat!
Oh, yes. You can't frighten us with something we don't believe
exists. I realize that this is beyond your comprehension, but that
is your problem, not ours.
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
http://questioner.www2.50megs.com
atheist/agnostic list ordainer
EAC Bible thumper thumper
BAAWA Knight who says SPONG! 

 jer
Jer. You forgot MONEY.. The route of all evil....
The lustings for ever more and more.. NEVER truly finding TRUE satisfaction.
DO not fool yourselfe...EVIL is all arround, and many missguided folks just
shuck it off in the name of PLEASURE......
Ed.............(OGT)
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Oh YA!

 raise, process, and prepare the turkey.
But your not going far enough back........
Ed......................(Oldguyteck)
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 It's customary to thank the cook.
And tip the waitress !
Ed...........(OGT)
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 Actually I'm British, and cordially despise turkey.
What ? More 'tea' ?
Ed...............(Oldguyteck)
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Such a CUSSARD !
Ed.............(OGT)

 so much as an adult to cut it for me.
UREKA!  Your improving.........
Ed.................(Oldguyteck)
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 We had chinese.
What ? To sup ? or to 'tea'
Ed.................(Oldguyteck)
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you could always order turky pizza.
Blah! Pepperoni with double cheese and olives.
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 You mean "shut up coglion"?
yes. from galles.
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c.
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 happened in Firenze?
Yes! She said Daneel is a mutafuka sonnofabicha.
--
Davide,,,,
Come provocatore, come troll, sono qualcuno.
                                                           (Serg1)

 all the crap going on in the name of god..
I conclude then, you *don't* know Silvio Berlusconi...
...please don't top-post!
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 Yes! She said Daneel is a mutafuka sonnofabicha.
LOL, it would have been an honour to be an object of
her Rage...
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like me to exist.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwwwnoooo...
Charlie? Does your ego sometimes affect the trajectory of small
celestial objects?
Please take your arrogance somewhere it will be appreciated. A pet
food factory might be appropriate.
And
...

 spotlighted by all media.
Yep, but no media showed whether her Rage and Pride turned
into Shame and Hide...
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ps. luky man, i'm happy for you.
Did you know, Charlie, that every time you post something really
nauseatlingly stupid, I get sexually excited?
And
...

     lol, sounds like babelfish!
Methinks you confuse me with Charlie.
Or have no clue what the exchange is about.
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yo.
mmm....
ahhh...

 cheese.
How lame...
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do they have thanksgiving in canada?
oooohhhhyeah...
The rest of the world is happily ignorant of the majority of your
filthy little habits. Wouldn't you like it to continue to be so? Over
here, the people who eat turkey are those who cannot afford real meat.
And
...
who cannot, however hungry, make himself like turkey sausages.


    Tell you what? Both you and Charlie are a couple of swapping-place wacko's who can't
even spell.
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And tip the waitress !
I may tip the velvet, if the situation warrants it - but seldom in the
restaurant itself.

 Lol, cracked up over this one. Charlie, welcome back!
Ciao, piccolo, ma lo hai detto ai tuoi amichetti che sei un dago?
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 her Rage...
Why r u laughing? You dad is fucking your little sister at home.
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Nygaard fired a few neurons and wrote
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Osama Bin Laden coudb't have said it better.
-- 
Ghostman
aa # 2011
     EAC Nonexistent Director of Alcohol, Tobacco and Bad Puns
"How can you just obey?"
     [Greg Lake, "Infinite Space" - Emerson, Lake & Palmer]

yourselves?
Eh?
-Kolle (kohl-lee); 14.                                A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo is my God.
The Most Logical man in the Universe and future ruler of the Two Universes...who also Happens to be Coffee Loving.

 Dontnominatehisnamewithnopurpose!
So, what will happen if I do?
Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
-- 
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course...But Dwayne, like all novice lunatics, needed some bad ideas, too,
so that his craziness could have shape and direction." 

 
Is he suggesting that pilgrims are migratory?
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(see Judges 1:19) 


Thirds.
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 You'll probably be invited to have a speech to Italian Parliament.
That may not be a bad thing. Is Cicciolina still there?
-- 
Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 

 even spell.
Ugh... 1) babelfish *can* spell; 2) show me just one spelling error
I made; 3) a spelling flame -- how lame of someone from AFJC...
4) fuck off aa.
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 in the restaurant itself.
LOL! Therion, you know that went "over" poor Ed's head! =D
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 Why r u laughing?
Mmmm, because I obviously hurt one of your idols...
...where is your Pride?
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Shut the living fuck up about cursing, Ed.
You senile, stable-brained myth-junkie.
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 That may not be a bad thing. Is Cicciolina still there?
Nope, but she came home this April, and tried to become a
candidate in the Hungarian elections (she's Hungarian-born).
Then, she said such bloody stupid things that not even the
humour factor got her enough nominations.
Last thing I heard, she offered up her body to Saddam if that
could prevent war :)...
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 --
Nope, I usually have it in curry, sweet and sour or as a breast in a red or
white wine sauce. Cheaper than chicken and I prefer the taste.
Ahriman

 wrote 37  lines of wisdom to
which I replied:
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 "Not at all.  They could be carried."
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Chief Elf in the Toy Factory.
"I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
     And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!"
                             -- Gilbert and Sullivan : "The Mikado"

 could prevent war :)...
Bless her heart. ;)
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 alt. do not answer. think.
That's my problem, I learned how to think, and I think. Now I 
can't believe in fantasy gods and their related mythologies, 
because, I think. Thinking kills gods.
-- 
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 because, I think. Thinking kills gods.
Sig material...."Thinking kills gods"
By the power of thought I destroy thee
-- 
Reverend Phylter: Universal Life Church Minister
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
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 LOL! Therion, you know that went "over" poor Ed's head! =D
I voted EARLY this year.....:)
Ed..................(Oldguyteck)
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Senile?  I'm trying to forget that remark...
I remembered to vote [EARLY]
Pruddy good huh ?
Ed.......................(Oldguyteck)
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 even spell.
That's nothing! I can't even find the dad blasted spell checker...
Ed...................(Oldguyteck)
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 bye
Well! Did everyone have a nice Turkey day....?
Ed.......................(Oldguyteck)
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Sure. I was invited out. I thanked the host and hostess for a 
wonderful meal and my friend who invited me.
-- 
John Hachmann,  aa #1782  
It was the schoolboy who said: "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." 
- Mark Twain (1835-1910).

 i mean: do you thank someone or you think you did it all by yourselves?
Why do you so rudely ignore the people that have worked so hard to
provide you with a prosperous life and, instead, "thank" some imaginary
friend of your own making?
-- 
Mark K. Bilbo   #1423   EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Certified Flesh Demon   Acolyte of the Holy Cowbells
________________________________________________________________
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is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't 
just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other 
languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their 
pockets for new vocabulary." 
[James D. Nicoll]

chiefelf at 
chie...@earthlink.net
 on 29/11/02 5:13 PM was kind enough to
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Do pilgrims have a husk that could be gripped?
-- 
"For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son,
that whosoever would believe in him would believe in anything."
(Thank you, Norwegian Heathen) 

 By the power of thought I destroy thee
If it would only work. :-(
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 wrote 48  lines of wisdom to
which I replied:
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It's not a question of where he grips it,  It's a simple
matter of weight - ratios ...  A five-ounce bird could not
carry a pilgrim!.
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 call for help from heaven only in particularly dramatic circumstances.
 
I would not like to call for "help from heaven" because there is no such
place and it's not helpful...
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 If it would only work. :-(
 
Worked for me...
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 proclaimed to the world...
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But what about the dorsal guiding feather? That's my point!
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 proclaimed to the world...
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'Ow did you get to know so much about pilgrims?
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Not that they had fuckall to do with a holiday created by 
Abe Lincoln.

'Ow did you get to know so much about pilgrims?
Has anyone ever measured how long a thread lasts before it descends to
Pythonisque?
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 Pythonisque?
It is subjective to the content of the material. anything mentioning swallows 
or coconuts will descend very rapidly.
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"Daneel" wrote:
CUT
Moron.
--
Davide,,,,
Vengo in trasferta con nove bergamaschi nel Ducato e metto
a ferro e fuoco la città. Ma poi la ricostruiscono in tre ore.
(Davide,,,,)

 
It either goes Hitler or Python. Up to that unfathomable moment, it's a 
sort of Schroedinger's Thread.
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seriousness is treated as a complete joke." -KK
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 swallows or coconuts will descend very rapidly.
 
And it depends on the thread's proximity to spam...
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Davide,,,, wrote:
<who cares>
Coward.
bye
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