Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: WAR DECLARATION

 	  IDL FELD ADMIRAL
Well, then alt.flame declares war on it.discussioni.litigi.  Don't
blink, anyone.  You might miss this.
 
-- 
"I'm sorry, I don't care about information:
I can make up all I need:"
                            - A. R. Ammons, "Glare"
mhm 20x10
wombats r us

blink, anyone.  You might miss this.
Wow, a Titan war.
Sit down, pop-corn on a hand, the gun on the other.
Let's start.
--
Bakunin

 Let's start.
ROTFL.
j
(the gun? I was thinkin' about a mouse...)

Bakunin
Cazzo l'unica parola di francese che so è cochon!
--
Dr. Mauro Moroni
MELLOW RECORDS LTD
mor...@pangea.it
http://www.pangea.it/music/mellow

Cazzo l'unica parola di francese che so è cochon!
Tranquillo, Wombat è di alt.flame.
Puoi comodamente usare l'inglese.
--
Bakunin the wop intruder
icq: 13249673

(the gun? I was thinkin' about a mouse...)
Not enough martial, the mouse.
Meow.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 
OK.  Well, let's see.  Has anyone mentioned yet that Romans drive like
hyperactive and drunken field mice?


 Cazzo l'unica parola di francese che so è cochon!
Il "italiano" è quello che accadde alla Lingua Latina dopo gli abitanti
di Italia perse tutti i vestigi della loro cultura Romana.
---
MTC

hyperactive and drunken field mice?
Mmhhh.
Romans sucks, you're right..
Now listen to me:
Why don't talk about the redneck's habit to plant parsley into the bidet?
Maybe in order to have a spiced ass-cleaning?
--
Padrino Bakunin
icq: 13249673

di Italia perse[RO] tutti i vestigi [LE VESTIGIA] della loro cultura
R[r]omana.
Cicero, tu quoque?
5 heavy errors in two lines?
Log out, now.
Or try with babelfish.
--
Bakunin the latin debugger
icq: 13249673


ALT.FLAME????? What is this acronymous???
ALT.F.L.A.M.E.= Alterated Female Lesbic And Males Evirated
OR in italian language 
A.L.T.F.LA.ME
 = AMERICANI LURIDI, TOSSICI, FROCI
LAVATEVI MERDE
I'M CUM IN FACE TO YOUR DEAR MOTHER AND YOU HAD DRINK MY SPERM IN HER FACE.
SORRY FOR STRONG ENGLISH BUT IO ODIO L'AMERICA DIO PORCO INFAME BASTARDO
AMERICANO!
Ciao, Luther
Sito: 
www.blissett.com
,  E-Mail: 
blis...@mythos.it
Sito 2: 
www.icqclub.com/BlissettScan
, UIN: 8761838
P.S. I'm Create IDL AND YOU ARE SHIT, USA SHIT, LURID, OBESE, OSCENE,
AMERICA DEAD, W RUSSIA! W SADDAM!
P.S.S. FUCK CLINTON
P.S.S.S. FIRING WASHINTON
PORCO DIO
PORCA MADONNA
E TUA MADRE CON LA MINIGONNA
Che il traduttore di altavista ti fulmini.

 Let's start.
And the best weapon?
The wine?
-- 
Nuke !

The wine?
Yep, but not the french one, I use the french wine to clean the WC, and it
works.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Maybe in order to have a spiced ass-cleaning?
Se non sia per i Romani, lei e la sua famiglia intera di chi respira
della 
bocca innati e sdentati ancora starebbe vivendo negli alberi e
mangerebbe ghiande.-AsciugataAnalE.
---
MTC

 Or try with babelfish.
Ede stercus, irrumator de provinciis. Aut lingua Latina utere debes aut
confiteri te esse rusticum illiteratum.

mangerebbe[RO] [LE]ghiande.-AsciugataAnalE [LOL!].
 M  T C
  e   r  u
 d   a  m
  i    n  b
  o   s  a
  c   l   g
  r   a
  e   t
      o
       r
P.S. How about loggin'out?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

confiteri te esse rusticum illiteratum.
Ok.
Remember, when'you have just finished to scream, that's my car is waiting to
be washened.
Adi culum, caput mentulae.
--
Bakunin the M. T. Cicero drummer
icq: 13249673

works.
Sorry Reverend I have to disagree.
Just back from a week in a Bordeaux canteen.
Among the most exciting days in my life.
Nuke's paradise!
I'm still drunk.



Only part of the reason.  After he's done, he can bottle it up as Asti
Spumani.


 confiteri te esse rusticum illiteratum.
What are these barbarians mumbling about?   


 Che il traduttore di altavista ti fulmini.
asti spumani lira napoli pizza linguine rococco SPAGHETTI!!


 
ri-ROTFL!
Axl

 I can make up all I need:"
Oh, that's all I needed to know...

Oh but you play quite fair, Wombat.
You know, instead, that Americans are nothing but the degenerated
genesis of a bunch of gold-thirsty europeans, hypocrite capitalistic
shitheads with a blowjob-center as headquarters of national power ?
You are ridiculous.
The only american I save is Duke Nukem.
	- Andrea B. Previtera
		IDL Feld Admiral @war

I'm roman myself, so let's try to let the world's capital
out of this intercontinental war.
	- Andreabě
		IDL Feld Admiral @war

What ? Are you sure ? The fucking french wine melt away my whole
WC and then almost killed me with metanole vapors.
French wine is good for nothing but chemical war.
	- Andreabě
		IDL Feld Admiral @War

MEGAROTFL.
Ti immagino mentre digiti con violenza e ti si gonfia la giugulare.
Cmq passa da babelfish, che ci rendi ridicoli.
	- Andreabě
		Ruthless Feld Admiral @Bloody War




Wine is the only nice thing in that fucking country named france


 Wine is the only nice thing in that fucking country named france
Italian wine is better
j0

Let me point out just a thing :
what about the wine war ? What about metanole ?
France is useless, they should turn it into a nation-wide
EuroDisney and employ french guys as human peluche puppets.
	- Andreabģ
		F.A.@W

Spumani.
Uh, I'm sorry for the rubbish you american are compelled to drink.
Come on, come here, you'll drink tasty cokes and gorgeus hamburgers.
I swear.
--
Bakunin le chef
icq: 13249673

What are these barbarians mumbling about?
The ancient pasta recipe.
I'll never translate, you burst.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

I'm still drunk.
Don't say it too loud in front of a french frog or he'll burst up of
presumption.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Wine is the only nice thing in that fucking country named france
I prefere french kisses.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

I prefere french kisses.
by italian pussies?


French wine is good for nothing but chemical war.
You have to eat heavier.
French wine must be only the ultimate solution.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Andrea B. Previtera ha scritto nel messaggio

They're already puppets.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

by italian pussies?
American too.
I only have to wait Stalker for the shaving.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 asti spumani lira napoli pizza linguine rococco SPAGHETTI!!
You forget 'mafia'.
-- 
Nuke !

 out of this intercontinental war.
Aut Romanus es aut Italianus: non ambo esse potes.
---
MTC

 P.S. How about loggin'out?
Quare non aviam mortuam pedicas?
---
MTC

 Adi culum, caput mentulae.
In lingua Latina, "caput mentulae" proprie "glans" dicitur. Et
tuum ecfututum culum pro "avunculis" tuis preservare debes.
Bubo ignave.
---
MTC

 I'll never translate, you burst.
Anarchia fellat.
---
MTC

 cocacola - mcdonald - mushmellows - hotdog - mouldy ketchup - BURRITOS!!
Nullo modo porcellis Italianis cascadare in novitatibus meis permissum
est.
---
MTC

 icq: 13249673




Cascadare di Italianis di porcellis di modo di Nullo in permissum est
di meis di novitatibus. Fuckhead.


<IMG SRC="COM1:" ALT="Help keep Usenet a web-browser-free zone!">

est.
IDVS MEOVV CAVEUS.
--
The 2-Belo, Emperor of Meow
-----------------------------------------------------
I'LL GIVE UP USENET PERFORMANCE ART
WHEN THEY PRY THE KEYBOARD FROM MY COLD, DEAD FINGERS.
the2beloatnewsguydotcom | 
http://afk-mn.eist.co.jp/
news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose | news:alt.retribution
THE LAST SMEETER ON THE LIST | mhm21x20
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
-----------------------------------------------------
"Let me see if I got this straight:  A player goes up 
to the plate and bunts the ball and runs to Who.  Why 
picks up the ball and throws it to Who, Who throws it 
to What, What throws it to I Don't Know.  A triple 
play.  Another player gets up and hits a high fly ball.  
Why. I Don't Know.  And frankly, my dear, I don't 
give a Flying Fuck (he's the infant Jesus, posing as 
an Umpire.)" - ZRTLM

M. T. Cicero wrote:

Is that the special sauce?


Uh, I'm sorry for the rubbish you american are compelled to drink.
Is this that Michelle d'Agata person from way back who spoke really wierd pidgin
English and who thought that everyone who didn't post with an *.it posting-host
was "american rubbish"?
Sorry, we ain't all Yanks, ese.
Aho.


Mauro Moroni (
mor...@pangea.it
) wrote: <BLINK>Use a real newsreader<FONT FACE="WingDings"><FONT SIZE="+3">
: Wine is the only nice thing in that fucking country named france
  What about the films? (Alain Resnais, anyone?)
: --
: Dr. Mauro Moroni
  "Moral Majority"?
--
alt.flame Special Forces


Mauro Moroni (
mor...@pangea.it
) wrote: <BLINK>Use a real newsreader<FONT FACE="WingDings"><FONT SIZE="+3">
: "Bakunin" <de...@bolognesu.ss> wrote:
: >Mauro Moroni ha scritto nel messaggio
: >>Wine is the only nice thing in that fucking country named france
: >I prefere french kisses.
: by italian pussies?
  Michele and Carmelo live.




Sona si Latine loqueris.

  Gads. I thought only WebTV posters wrote and attributed this badly.
D'Agata, back from the grave in droves?


you change your underwear - every six months.
Of course. We change our government when they are out of fashion.
Berlusconi like Armani - Ciampi like Versace - D'Alema like Prada.
You're sashav and testecazz.

Bubo ignave.
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

going to follow each other up  "ROTFL" posts for weeks on end?
I'm irresistible, do you agree?
--
Bakunin the humble wop
icq: 13249673

Funny, it didn't sound like Chinese to me.
Upgrade your charset table.
Anyway, was the recipe of macaroni, not the chinese noodle one, misbelieving.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Quare non aviam mortuam pedicas?


BTW, rednecks clean their asses with their hands.
LOL!
--
Bakunin the nosey parker.
icq: 13249673

He's Austrian.  His real name is Duke Arnold Nukennegger von Feltchburger.
--
Bakunin ohhh what a mess!
icq: 13249673

against whom they'd be a fair fight.
Uh, the hell flame war organization, good, I guess that was a Titan stuff.
I'll come back to my arm-chair, my pop-corn, my gun and wait.
P.S. we known everything about you and HFW, mistress.
P.P.S. You don't know anything about us, you esteem us only as a clueless bunch
of wops.
P.P.S. It's not true (just wops, this is true)
P.P.P.S. are you shaved?
--
Bakunin the razor
icq: 13249673

  What about the films? (Alain Resnais, anyone?)
French directors are an urban legend, they never exist.
--
Bakunin Godard
icq: 13249673

est.


Mafia?  I didn't see no damn mafia.  Hey - I never saw a thing.
Bravo picciotto, bravo.
Uhmmm, come here...
There is a trouble...here's the knife...someone don't want to pay...
Cicero is his name...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Mafia?  I didn't see no damn mafia.  Hey - I never saw a thing.
You are a shrewd boy.
-- 
Nuke !

 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Fella peditum, cinaede.
---
MTC

 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Non potes me cogere, pseudoscythice baceole.
---
MTC

Bakunin (de...@bolognesu.ss) wrote: <BLINK>Use a real newsreader<FONT FACE="WingDings"><FONT SIZE="+3">
: Avoid normal situations. ha scritto nel messaggio ...
  [..]
: >  Is alt.flame under some kind of curse or something? To be invaded every
: >year by some other newsgroup or gang, each one lamer than the last?
: Lamer...
  Yes, you are.
: Where are lamers?
  it.discussioni.litigi.
: Are you going mad?
  No, I already am.
: This is an intercontinental challenge.
  It's only a "challenge" for us in the most technical sense.
: >  Somebody ring up HFW and tell them that all hope is not lost; despite the
: >destruction of Flamenet, there's still one flame group left in the world
: >against whom they'd be a fair fight.
: Uh, the hell flame war organization, good, I guess that was a Titan stuff.
  You guys need subtitles.
: P.S. we known everything about you and HFW, mistress.
  "Mistress"?
: P.P.S. You don't know anything about us, you esteem us only as a clueless bunch
: of wops.
  I believe you'll find I'm not much of a racist. You're right that I consider
you a clueless bunch, however.
: P.P.P.S. are you shaved?
  You think I'm a girl? Is that it? *cackle*
--
alt.flame "I bet you insinuate that about everyone who writes better than you"


 SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Noli clamare, eunuche. Hoc tantum prodest ut te ridiculosum facias.
---
MTC

 Anyway, was the recipe of macaroni, not the chinese noodle one, > misbelieving.
Mater tua ab omnibus asinis quotidie ecfutuitur.
---
MTC

Although ripe is probably more accurate.
Ripe fruits uses to fall down  on the ground.
That's why we take our under-jewels fresh.
--
Bakunin the ripe man
icq: 13249673

until the macaroni hardens and you have a good mold.
This is the chinese recipe for the long pasta, also called spaghetti.
Macaroni are short pasta.
We enslaved some Tennesse cow-boys and them shooted some little pasta cilinders
until cilinders are all pierced.
Not hard to compel the cow-boys to shoot.
We have had just to say: "INDIANS THERE"!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

  You think I'm a girl? Is that it? *cackle*
Anyway, if you shave, if you wear a funny dress and a wig you'll be better than
now.
I don't want to hurt you but you appear a little bit tasteless for my refined
aesthetic senses.
--
Bakunin the dandy
icq: 13249673

Fella peditum, cinaede.
SHUTTUM THES FUCKUM SUPRA, CONCA E CAZZU!!!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

M. T. Cicero ha scritto nel messaggio

KISSUM ASSUM MEUS, FILIUS MATER IGNOTA!!!
--
Bakuninus Catilina
icq: 13249673

Noli clamare, eunuche. Hoc tantum prodest ut te ridiculosum facias.
MAGISTER, INSUFLATUM LABOREM BRAMO.
DISCONNETTUS YOURSELFUS, NOW!!!
--
BakuninUS!
icq: 13249673

Mater tua ab omnibus asinis quotidie ecfutuitur.
Yep, from one of this stuff born you.
A latin wide donkey but even a donkey.
Log out.
Now.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

He's already been told to kill himself.
Well done.
Thake this 5,000.
Now there is the gamble affair...
--
Don Vincenzo Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 SHUTTUM THES FUCKUM SUPRA, CONCA E CAZZU!!!
Nescio quid medicinae tibi turpissime insanienti prodesse posset.
---
MTC

 KISSUM ASSUM MEUS, FILIUS MATER IGNOTA!!!
Catilinam matris fututorem necavi.
---
MTC


Euge! Aequissime ineptissimus in omnibus linguis es!
---
MTC

 Now.
Non possum reticere quem ad modum me ridere cogas.
---
MTC

 Cmq passa da babelfish, che ci rendi ridicoli.
I wish you would all put Babel Fishes in your ears, so I don't have
to speak this ridiculous language.
--
-Will Hausmann, Virtual Hausmann
 
grund...@popmail.com
 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
http://www.dejanews.com/
       Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own    

Nescio quid medicinae tibi turpissime insanienti prodesse posset.
Titire tu patule recubans sub tegmine FUCK OFF!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Catilinam matris fututorem necavi.
Ok, let's made a talk between deaf.
Deo ti zaccu una squartarada e manu chi mancu mamma rua ti poghede
arriconoschere, calloni conca e cazzu puresciu.
Beni andara?
facchiů.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Non possum reticere quem ad modum me ridere cogas.
Ok and I hope that with those burst of laughter you'll stifle.
No one will mourn for you (Another latin stupidass dead will not impress
anyone).
--
Bakunin from Pompei
icq: 13249673

Euge! Aequissime ineptissimus in omnibus linguis es!
Aequissime bitches your sisters are.
Did you use latinum even in the butchery or only to impress this noble
gathering?
Please, log out.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673



Uh, Bakunin?  
I believe th' newsgroup you're looking for is ALT.NON.SEQUITUR.  
Take a right at the first turn, it's the next-to-last newsgroup on the
lefthand side.
--
Squawk,
"Iron Parrot" Jx%! - Servant of the Über-Stoat

your Arm and Hammer ready and don't Shout.
Mhhh... something says me that I don't have to trust you...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Genocides!!
Etcuwhat?
There is no Etcufuck here, sir.
--
Reverend Bakunin of the ignorant pierced-genocide church
icq: 13249673

up, right?
Wrong.
That's why we use bidet and that's the cause of our vigour.
Now tell me one thing:
Is true that you don't take bidet 'couse you are frightened from the apparent
bent of yours stumps under the water?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

"Iron Parrot" Jx%! - Servant of the Über-Stoat
Mr. Haney: "Mr. Douglass, I put my heart and soul into that house."
Mr. Douglass:  "You should have used lumber."
Cold, man.

Testa di merda
This is a link taken from your Home page:
"INDEPENDENT ACADEMY OF CREATIVE WRITING: Menjy's page honoring the best UPA of
the year".
And your "Testa di merda" is the result?
Uh?
really?
Please, log out, you're useless, hopeless.
Independent academy of creative writing, bwahaha...
--
Independent Bakunin creative drummer

 Rump Rangers di Roma.
Battito di fregna.


 Independent Bakunin creative drummer
<snicker>
Fuckhead. 
You don't deserve anything else.


 Stiletto in di spchincter.
Cozza in di moutha


 P.P.P.S. are you shaved?
Not language flame somebody who isn't a native speaker of English but...
Does this mean something else in Italian slang?  Because if not, the
mere fact that you are interested in the amount and placement of hair on
ANS body is probably *the* most disturbing thing I have ever seen posted
to Usenet.


 Be prepared.
Andrea, 
The anti-american angle would be much better, and a lot more convincing
if you weren't using Netscape.
Just so you know.



<IMG SRC="COM1:" ALT="Help keep Usenet a web-browser-free zone!">

>Hey were's the duck ?
The duck ?
I am going to tell you where the duck is.
The duck is going straight into your american stars and stripes ass.
The duck is a a rubber one, but made of roooough rubber.
Be prepared.
	- Andrea B. Previtera, IDL Feld Admiral

>"Yes, I am what some would call a retarded person"
All the americans should say this one every morning while
watching themselves into the mirror.
	- ABP, Feld Admiral @war

 There is no Etcufuck here, sir.
Right.  That's what genocide means, fuckhead.
--
-Will Hausmann, Virtual Hausmann
 
grund...@popmail.com
 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
http://www.dejanews.com/
       Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own    

LOAD "C:\alt.fan.karl-malden.nose\Bakunin.BAS"
Ok
LIST
2:M. T. Cicero ha scritto nel messaggio
2:>> >> M. T. Cicero, from the toilets of Pompei screamed:
2:>> >> >> P.S. How about loggin'out?
2:>> >> >Quare non aviam mortuam pedicas?
2:>> >> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
2:>> >Non potes me cogere, pseudoscythice baceole.
2:>> KISSUM ASSUM MEUS, FILIUS MATER IGNOTA!!!
2:>Catilinam matris fututorem necavi.
2:
2:
2:Ok, let's made a talk between deaf.
You're trying to tell me something, aren't you?
2:facchiů.
Facchiuhead.


LOAD "C:\alt.fan.karl-malden.nose\MoE.BAS"
Ok
LIST
2:Bakunin wrote:
2:> 
2:> M. T. Cicero ha scritto nel messaggio
2:> >> M. T. Cicero ha scritto nel messaggio
2:> >> >> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
2:> >> >Fella peditum, cinaede.
2:> >> SHUTTUM THES FUCKUM SUPRA, CONCA E CAZZU!!!
2:> >Nescio quid medicinae tibi turpissime insanienti prodesse posset.
2:> 
2:> Titire tu patule recubans sub tegmine FUCK OFF!
2:
2:Testa di merda
Rump Rangers di Roma.


LOAD "C:\alt.fan.karl-malden.nose\Bakunin.BAS"
Ok
LIST
2:M. T. Cicero ha scritto nel messaggio
2:>> >Mater tua ab omnibus asinis quotidie ecfutuitur.
2:>> Yep, from one of this stuff born you.
2:>> A latin wide donkey but even a donkey.
2:>> Log out.
2:>> Now.
2:>Non possum reticere quem ad modum me ridere cogas.
2:
2:
2:Ok and I hope that with those burst of laughter you'll stifle.
By the looks of this post, it seems like we'll have to start at the beginning.
Open your books to page 7.
Ready?
"This is a pen"....


LOAD "C:\alt.flame\Bakunin.BAS"
Ok
LIST
2:Who's Tide?
2:Another kind of yakuza?
Don' fock wit da Meow-gumi.


lefthand side.
Thank you, very kind.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

And your "Testa di merda" is the result?
Son, I would be willing to bet most of my major internal organs that you
wouldn't be able to put out any worthwhile piece of Usenet Performance Art to
save your fucking miserable life. All I've seen you little shitheads do from the
day you waltzed your half-digested pepperoni-spewing sphincters into alt.flame
is bizarre little pidgin-English one-liners.
I suppose if we got REALLY bored and stretched out imaginations a little bit, we
might be able to recognize your blatherings as something close to being funny
(if only because they're so incomprehensible). But I'm not actually willing to
take that step just yet. As of right now, you're simply boring as a box full of
Chia Pets.
Fucchiu.


Battito di fregna.
Stiletto in di spchincter.


Cozza in di moutha
Rigatoni in di rectum.


 facchiù.
whaz that?
a secret weapon by bakunin?
ahahah
these us and french people r very back against italian fuckers
stay till i piss,...        dario


lo avevo immaginato... sei un vero fesso.
ringrazia la mamma.


?Syntax error in 10
Ok
_

Buggeri in di bagno.
Ljutefiskotti in di Rjeindeer. [no.alt.flame added]


You've been fucking those nip broads again, haven't you?-StuD
1) BiilBerT, you're on the wrong thread. 
2) I'm *surrounded* by "nip broads", as you call them, and you're just
   JEALOUS!((tm)1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998 ThoiGuyeN)
3) Friggin' papparazi.
4) FucKKKhead.


Battito di fregna.
This is a really bullshit.
Sashav and testecazz.

Cozza in di moutha
Who's your translator? Aldo Biscardi?
Sashav and testecazz.

got yours straight?
Let me guess: Mirror climbing.


------------------------------------------------------------------


Be sure not to stop walking until your hat floats.
Ok, come here and stop until I put on you the saddle.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Right.  That's what genocide means, fuckhead.
Stupid boy.
I'm a member of a people almost-genocided by ancient romans.
I don't know why but I guess that you're reconsidering the romans, don't you?
P.S. I don't mind who the fuck were Etcufuckians, I knew about other people.
--
Bakunin Sardus pater
icq: 13249673

You don't deserve anything else.
Ok, see ya Moe.
Flaming with you is exciting like drivin' a trycicle.
Prevision of flame:
1) You can't drive anything else
2) Put the trycicle into your.........(free choice)
3) fuckhead!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

it's a country with cow-boys ...
Yep, I'll believe that the day I'll see you tearing in pieces a christian.
Not frying him in a chair or hanging with a rope, just tearing without knives
and forks.
This was the Roman civilization (so you know now why I hate Cicero and Latin
motherfuckers).
--
Bakunin the almost genocided
icq: 13249673

alt.non-sequitur is two doors down.
Ok, see you there.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

doesn't feel like sandpaper.
Uh, the wonderful art of magic toilet paper.
That is to say the art to spread the outcome of your belly-work all around your
butt.
Maybe it works and your butt-skin is more tender than mine but I prefere my
bidet, sorry.
P.S. if you use a more rough toilet paper you can be hanged on at MOMA.
--
Bakunin Pollock
icq: 13249673

to Usenet.
Uh, sorry, scuse me, I apologize, I did not want to hurt you...
...log out, dumbass.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673


Altitudinem stultitiae tuae etiam nunc admiror.
---
MTC

Altitudinem stultitiae tuae etiam nunc admiror.
Admira mea genitalia, stulterrimus.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Admira mea genitalia, stulterrimus.
Uteris adiectivis superlativis et casu vocativo recte, stultissime.

Are you a bug?
Sorry, I think you'll have to look somewhere else for a boyfriend.

 motherfuckers).
Nisi Romani litteris culturaque vobis immeritissimis donavissemus, in
arbores etiam nunc habitaretis.
---
MTC

And what a bidet doesn't get, someone's red hot thing will, right?
Touchè, oh master in reverse psychology.
--
Bakunin sticking his back on the wall
icq: 13249673

Well, you're in the wrong place, eh?
Mmmhhh not exactely.
Those are problems resolved a lot of century ago.
We can say that in Italy now there is a quite good melting pot.
Or that the latin childs doesn't count so much.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673


Uhff, more boring than an old teacher in love.
Shut up, log out and come back to your grave, chick-pea.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

arbores etiam nunc habitaretis.
Cicero (chick-pea), you magister of history.
Do you know what happens to the roman legions in sardinia?
You know that Barbagian people feasted for days with the legionary meat?
Well, I'm a descendant of that bunch of unconquered people.
And now you suck
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 And now you suck
Tota regio quae nunc "Mediterranea" vocatur quondam nobis subiugata est.
Cave, 
verpula, ne ad culum tuum tuosque omnes flagellandos redeamus.
---
MTC

 Shut up, log out and come back to your grave, chick-pea.
In tumulum defututae matris mingo.
---
MTC

We have showers and soap; enough to drown Venice ...
Tell me why you keep on destroying forests to clean up your butts if you have
plenty of water.
Are your butts so important?
--
Bakunin the ecologist
icq: 13249673

Americans anyway, so it really doesn't matter.
It depends on your gently concession.
1)If you don't cut all forest to clean up your asses.
2)If you don't drop any bomb in any place.
3)If you think that the natural resources are limited and stop to waste so much.
Then maybe my grandchildren will act like yankee, drinking milk with meat
(bleach), putting everywhere maple syrup and Ketchup and screaming loud for
every silliness.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 icq: 13249673
Where in the hell is FlameNet when you
really need 'em?
--
Scott Campbell
(disregard the following ad for Deja News.....
it sucks, but i'm a cheap bastard.)


Cave, verpula, ne ad culum tuum tuosque omnes flagellandos redeamus.
Ahahah, where you won your degree?
In some chips prize-award?
please, study deeper the mediterraneum story and the never conquered montanious
territory of Barbagia, in Sardynia.
Ah, remember to log out, meanwhile you're studing.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

had phones there.
Sure?
My phone was pinched from an old american dummy tourist.
There are a lot of dummy yankee and redneck tourists in Sardinia so there are a
lot of phones.
You can recognize them by the big bellies and by the improbable hawayan shirts.
And by the phones.
Seriously, I live in Bologna.
--
Bakunin the Emilian
icq: 13249673

I'll have to look somewhere else for a witty opponent, too.
Try with Cicero and have fun.
RDNZL

In tumulum defututae matris mingo.
Stupidabuttikus.


?Syntax error in 10
Ok
_

Who's your translator? Aldo Biscardi?
Nope... Alta Vistiardi.


Seriously, I live in Bologna.
Did that come from the tourist too?


Much more important than any piece of your anatomy.
Now I know why they're so fat.
--
Bakunin au massacre
icq: 13249673

We carry the world, they have to be big.
You use to stick the whole world into your asses?
And how you resolve the consequent costipation?
You use a largest tree?
P.S. take care of thorns
--
Bakunin the gardener
icq: 13249673

Don't ask me to explain.
-- 
  /~\  Lockian aversion splutter hereto perforate Ulysses immediacy sp
 C oo  chiffon Hays Sabine campus inhomogeneous prosody sideway hourgl
 _( ^) 1 , 0 0 0 , 0 0 0   m o n k e y s   c a n ' t   b e   w r o n g
/___~\ 
http://3509641275/~revjack
 
rev...@radix.net

 wrote in message
news:23042-36...@newsd-152.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
YJK wrote :
~~Bless is he who expects nothing,
for he shall never be disappointed. ~~
------atheist's philosophy
====================================
jackanape@TAKEOUT_bigfoot.com
(The Jackanape) wrote:
Now you stereotype, some athiests have no philosophy. Athiesism is not a
religion. Atheism is simply the realization that there is no "Supreme
Being" looking over our shoulder, making sure we're naughty or nice. You
on the other hand, seem to have adopted a New-Age Eastern version of
Christianity, that, from your posts sounds more Buddist. Arf!
=====================================
YJK wrote:
*True Christian* might
look different,
live in different climates,
talk in different languages,
dress up in different customs,
eat different foods,
rich or poor,
somebody or nobody in society,
etc, etc,...
All in a one way in Jesus.
All in a common in Jesus.
=====================================
jackanape@TAKEOUT_bigfoot.com (The Jackanape) wrote:
B============>
Go tell that to the Gnostic's
======================================
YJK wrote:
Even GOD/Jesus can not
persuade bad folks to change
their free-will mind.
what am I?
==========================
An idiot it seems......

 True though, isn't it Mikey?

>
The correct form is: "I'll have to go and see who it is."
Explanation: You cannot assign a gender or number to that which is unknown.
Once you know it's a man (or woman, or both) you can start using gender and
number pronouns. You could also argue that the 'it' in this case is an
example of the dummy pronoun.
Cheers,
BD

 >God is Good. taste God, and Choose Life.
I've tasted God, and let me tell ya,  He's not that great.  Unless of course
you actually like the flavor of rancid haggis.
Give me control of the planet's oxygen supply and I don't care
who makes the laws.--Great Cthulhu's Starry Wisdom Band

rest of the shit out.
You're incorrect.
You are seeding the legend about our lover'skills.
I officialy deny here that every american has been sodomized by any italian.
Maybe someone did it but I'm not answerable.
--
Clueless Wopbat Bakunin
I have lost my sign and I don't remember the icq number.

                     
http://www.tiac.net/users/modemac/
  There is currently legislation here in Virginia that
is aimed at make the Internet "child-safe and business friendly."
  What does business friendly mean?
  (Remember, this is Virginia, a Right to Work state,
which means "Fuck the Unions," so I can imagine what
"Business Friendly" must mean)

 Let me guess: Mirror climbing.
eheheh... rotfl !
did u learn sarcasm?
surely, u learned this in us wonderland with cute people, yes?
be grateful with this pigs then...
stay learned,...        dario

 Stupidabuttikus.
Dipshitarama.
capt. assassin
hashish & sword -- attorneys at law

Linda
Here's another vote for becoming an RN.  The money is pretty decent
(depending of course on where you're working).  The original poster didn't
state if s/he had any other mouths to feed - but when you're flying solo,
you could get by working part time as an RN.  Many institutions offer
increased pay in lieu of benefits, and evening/night/weekend differentials.
A caveat, though - when you are working, you're working HARD!!
Rose RN, BNSc

 wrote: 
: > > > Mike MacLennan wrote:
: > > > > Who has heard the joke about Italian Tires?
: > > > Dago through rain...
 
: > > Dago through snow...
 
: > But when dago through mud ...
: What about this one: There's this Wop, Spic and a Jew....
Don't call Roger a jew. He's very sensitive.
His grandmother died in a concentration camp, and Roger once put
his head into a microwave owen. 
You know the story: Goodbye all 13 functioning braincells etc.
But he still got his birds...
-- 
Kristian Mikael Tanner     < Head Librarian >
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.


he have ferrari and u sucks ...
i have one free wheel kind... did ya clean for afternoon?

What is the definition of a virgin in Italy?
Virgin?
What it means?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673i

 
Fatius Assikus.
-- 
-------------------"CheeZ," the man said,-------------------
    -Nick "Headless" Wise - ACC# 808644, commm MegaPope-
              -slave to the voices in my head-
           -Legionnaire of the Spammish Dominion-
 -Commander of the Raging Hordes of the Holy CheeZ Crusade-
-----------------nothing more, just "CheeZ."----------------
"I am killfiling you. I will leave you sadly and pathetically alone." --
tee...@spamtrap.com
"Valiant ingenuity aside, such drooping can't collect a dime without
TEMPORARY FUZZBOX preying on your children.  In other words, 'Choo-choo
diary.'" -- Beekeeper


Must you always curse so? There are dingos in the cellar.


 Dipshitarama.
Smegheadolicci.

 Biggus Dickus.
In Hotterus ad Wettus Sixtaninelius

Couldn't get it up?
Can't reach the target, there is a plenty of water half-way
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Don't ask me to explain.
Right, moron.  Bring it.
Fuckhead.
--
-Will Hausmann, Virtual Hausmann
 
grund...@popmail.com
 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
-----------== Posted via Deja News, The Discussion Network ==----------
http://www.dejanews.com/
       Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own    

 Fatius Assikus.
Baro!

 > Clueless Wombat Cabal ha scritto nel messaggio

It's fun to insult people in dead languages.  Stolidus stultus!

What it means?
No need to explain it. You'll never actually see one anyway.


stay learned,...        dario
stay alive
RDNZL

It means you were *thinking* no ...
No...
From the time of ancient romans there are no virgins here, I suppose.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

They need to change your catheter bag.
It's strange how tastes changes.
In europe we use to travel with ships and airplanes.
In Arabia they use carpets and camels.
You use catheter and what other weird stuff?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

,  
headless...@bellsouth.net

I recapture daffodil.


> > Clueless Wombat Cabal ha scritto nel messaggio

Insult people in camel thongs as well.

 I recapture daffodil.
You?  Yeah, right!  Daffodils occur in "coping saw manifesto."

,  
headless...@bellsouth.net
 

Yeah, right.