Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: IT.DISCUSSIONI.LITIGI FAQ

Listen up, all you Pizzahead freaks: this newsgroup now belongs to me.
After extensive "debate" - I use the term very loosely indeed, since
you puling, whining little shitmonkeys couldn't debate the weather
if your useless lives depended on it - with some few of your more
worthy (another loosely used term) members, I have determined that
you cretins do not DESERVE a newsgroup to call your own.  Therefore,
it.discussioni.litigi is now my property.
Pay very close attention now, because I am going to lay out the rules
of this newsgroup, and they will be followed.  Failure to abide by these
rules will result in the very public humiliation of the offender or
offenders.
--IT.DISCUSSIONI.LITIGI FAQ--
This is the ONLY official FAQ of the it.discussioni.litigi newsgroup.
Any others are falsified documents and should be ignored as such.
1. What does it.discussioni.litigi mean?
2. What is a Pizzahead?
3. Is it possible that I am a Pizzahead?
4. Is Pizzahead allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
5. Are Pizzaheads allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
6. What about any other languages?
7. What goes on here on this newsgroup?
8. What is flaming?  Can anyone do it?
9. What sort of flames are allowed?
10. What if I'm proud to be a Pizzahead?
11. Is non-flame posting allowed on this newsgroup?
12. Is there anything else I should know about it.discussioni.litigi?
1. What does it.discussioni.litigi mean?
Literally, "alt.flame".  it.discussioni.litigi is the world's best forum
for the flaming and abuse of Pizzaheads.  It is not a place for Pizzaheads
to flame, nor is it a place for lawyers to gather and discuss torts and
writs.  We're not talking about that type of "litigi".
2. What is a Pizzahead?
A Pizzahead is a denizen of the "nation" of Italy. More widely applied,
it represents anyone who speaks Italian as a native or preferred language.
3. Is it possible that I am a Pizzahead?
Quite so.  Do you speak Pizzahead?  Do you have a *choice* in the matter?
You just might be a Pizzahead.  You have my condolences.
4. Is Pizzahead allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
No.  Since flaming is impossible when done in Pizzahead, no posts will be
permitted in Pizzahead on it.discussioni.litigi.
5. Are Pizzaheads allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
Yes, as long as they refrain from speaking Pizzahead, and as long as
they accept the fact that the newsgroup exists strictly for the purpose
of flaming them.
6. What about any other languages?
The only language other than English permitted on it.discussioni.litigi
is Weejun.
7. What goes on here on this newsgroup?
Basically, all we do is sit around and flame the Pizzaheads.  It's really
quite enjoyable, since all they can do in response is blather stereotypes
about other countries in broken, halting, nonsensical quasi-english.  It's
a bit of a turkey-shoot, but what did you expect?  They're only Pizzaheads.
8. What is flaming?  Can anyone do it?
Flaming is the art of dishing out verbal abuse to those individuals who
most deserve it.  Numerous FAQs exist dealing with the art and sport
of flame, so their content won't be repeated here.  Anyone, though, can
flame, even true newbies.  it.discussioni.litigi is an excellent place
for newbies to sharpen their claws, so to speak, since the Pizzaheads
are among the easiest of flame targets - Usenet training wheels.
9. What sort of flames are allowed?
Any sort of flame directed at a Pizzahead or their country is allowed.
Other flames are only allowed if done a) well, b) in a language
other than Pizzahead, and c) by someone other than a Pizzahead.
10. What if I'm proud to be a Pizzahead?
Then you need to go stick your head in a blender and hit 'puree', you
pathetic little cretin.
11. Is non-flame posting allowed on this newsgroup?
Yes, as long as it is devoted to the discussion of Pizzaheads and their
country.
12. Is there anything else I should know about it.discussioni.litigi?
Not in particular.  Any questions you may have can be posted to the group,
I'll try to answer them as well as I can.  it.discussioni.litigi is a very
simple place, so you can't really go wrong.  Just stick to flaming and
otherwise abusing the Pizzaheads, and you'll do fine.  Good luck!
--
Will Acheson, the Virtual Gypsy
owner and maintainer of it.discussioni.litigi
"First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads." - (NOT) William
   Shakespeare.
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You're trying to give us a Welfare State (TM)?
Log out, porter of alt.flame.
P.S. remember to clean the floors.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

,
  "Bakunin" <de...@bolognesu.ss> wrote:
[Nothing, really]
You are in violation of the FAQ.  Pizzaheads are not allowed to flame
on it.discussioni.litigi.
Go sit in the fuckin' truck, peasant.
--
-Will Hausmann, Virtual Hausmann
 
grund...@popmail.com
 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
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Go sit in the fuckin' truck, peasant.
C'mon, don't get hungry.
This is the broom, that's the dust-pan so shut up and begin to sweep.
You're the new IDL porter.
P.S. Don't forget to dust the furniture.
--
Reverend Bakunin
icq: 13249673

  [snip]
Guarda, mi spiace per te, ma io mi rompo i coglioni a continuare a
parlare il tuo stupido inglese.
Percio', se vuoi punirmi per la mia violazione alla tua simpatica FAQ,
mi sa che dovrai comprarti un vocabolario inglese-italiano, a meno che
tu non voglia rispondere con lo standard disclaimer
"You are in violation of the FAQ.
Go sit in the fuckin' truck, peasant."
But in this case, I don't think you can call this a very public
humiliation, and I won't enjoy no more to flame a poor stupid like
you.
Greetings.
---
Sam


It keeps braying at us whenever we try.
-- 
mhm 20x10
wombats r us

Go sit in the fuckin' truck, peasant.
Clean the world, shoot yourself.

It keeps braying at us whenever we try.
It's the Crumb-full vacuum-cleaner who brays, it's obstructed.
Kick him and he'll restart to suck as usual.
P.S. When finished remember him to shut the lights off, please.
--
Bakunin lo-tech
icq: 13249673

 P.S. When finished remember him to shut the lights off, please.
First I need to take pictures.  Someone can probably sell these on
the streets of Bolonga.
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 Pizzahead. [You're allowed to cascade though, right?]
Pizzahead. [Cascades are always welcome on i.d.l.]
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[SNIP]
Please read the FAQ. [(tm) Stain]
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the streets of Bolonga.
The lamps?
Or the pictures?
Well, is pretty nice to see a new picture sellers on our streets.
It makes a very hot christmas feeling to see some frozen picture-seller in the
streets.
--
Santa Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Listen up, all you Pizzahead freaks: this newsgroup now belongs to me.
Dumbolo! Don't  tell me that someone managed to *sell* idl to you???
See what a wonderful idiot you are?

 See what a wonderful idiot you are?
No; thankfully I don't have the Pizzahead perspective on things.
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 57 times Pizzahead in 121 sad lines.
Poor boy. Do you have a lot of time. Why don't you go to
the zoo to inseminate a monkey?
...ah, and why don't you call Dominos Pizza and order a
large double ananas, spaghetti, onion, freeze pizza, served
with a can of good pre-cooked ravioli?
-- 
Fuck, all Hamburgerstomachcancerheads.
Davide fourcomas
               Houselights of IDL

See what a wonderful idiot you are?
RDNZL I have to tell you that you can't flame grundolo without his permission.
But if you want you can knock him up, he's a perfect ball for trainings.
--
Bakunin the sport manager
icq: 13249673

 But if you want you can knock him up, he's a perfect ball for trainings.
If there were EVER any question as to your utter lack of mastery of
a proper language, this is it.  I'll just let that stand as it is - you've
flamed yourself and your countrymen almost as well as I ever could have.
Almost.
Now go sit in the truck, Pizzahead.
--
-Will Acheson, Virtual Gypsy
 
grund...@popmail.com
 ** 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
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 streets.
You misspelled pizza-seller.  What kind of an Italian are you?
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I think you should go to hell.  I think you should get to eat nothing
but Domino's spaghetti there.
With a spoon.
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What other kind of Italian is there?
It's very beautiful to quote, don't you?

1. What does it.discussioni.litigi mean?
 It means "How the alt.flamers will be crumbled to dust" 
 2. What is a Pizzahead?
 It's a natural born alt.flamers killer
 
 3. Is it possible that I am a Pizzahead?
 
 Absolutely not. Substitute "Pizza" with "Dick" and
 you'll get what you are.
 
 4. Is Pizzahead allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
 Absolutely yes. Pizzahead and only pizzahead. 
 5. Are Pizzaheads allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
 
 See up.
 
 6. What about any other languages?
 
 Pascal is allowed. No C or C++ at all.
 Asm for the brave ones.
 
 7. What goes on here on this newsgroup?
 An alt.flamers ass-kicking show, really pleasing
 for pizzaheaded children.  
 8. What is flaming?  Can anyone do it?
 
 Anyone except you.
 9. What sort of flames are allowed?
 Any flame capable of burning your sorry ass. 
 10. What if I'm proud to be a Pizzahead?
 Nothing particular, but keep in mind that to be a 
 pizzahead you must possess at least a 20 cm penis. 
 11. Is non-flame posting allowed on this newsgroup?
 Yes, as long as it is done by a TRUE pizzahead (see up)
 12. Is there anything else I should know about it.discussioni.litigi?
 Yes, the big bolted foot that's going to stomp on your ugly face.
 With love, Pizzahead Feld Admiral Andrew Benjamin Previtera
-- 
Brian & Ladder comics at: 
http://www.blissett.com/BrianLadder
Contrite One comics at: 
http://www.blissett.com/ContriteOne
ICQ N. 13151786

 Correct.  Pizzaheads are not allowed to flame on it.discussioni.litigi.
Sweet and tender boy.
Look at his tears, while people laughs for his rules.
Btw, stupid, I'm waiting for my terrible very public humiliation. Do
you think to be able to do this, as you promised ?
---
Sam

  With love, Pizzahead Feld Admiral Andrew Benjamin Previtera
Ok, it's all right except this.
Pizzaheads cannot stand to any rule.
Pizzaheads can flame stupid american people individually, without the
need of alliances.
There's no need of admirals.
Then, privitera, go sit in the truck and kick grundolo's ass (you'll
certainly find him there).
---
Sam

 How about expanding that to include Latin?
How about learning quoting ?
---
Sam

Steve (
go...@mulinex.it
) wrote:
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What are you believing now?!?!? Are you going with hostility tilted 
dangerously?! You should now to be getting over your deep wilt!! BE 
LOGGING OUT OF WORLD COMPUTER E-MAIL SYSTEM NOW!
Ivor

  Will Acheson, the Virtual
Testicle
Bye snivel.
-- 
Nuke !

 How about learning how to sell frozen pizzas ?
First of all, you've got to be careful how you toss them - you could
hurt yourself.
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  pizzahead you must possess at least a 20 cm penis. 
Good thing for you it doesn't have to be yours, right?
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Now go sit in the truck, Pizzahead.
I'm the truck driver crumbolo.
I'm getting rid of you, it's funny that you still don't get it, crumbolo.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

You misspelled pizza-seller.  What kind of an Italian are you?
A mongrel italian, of course.
And pizza-sellers don't work in the roads, pizza pies aren't made to eat cold,
remember this.
--
Bakunin Bastard Inside (TM)
icq: 13249673

BE LOGGING OUT OF WORLD COMPUTER E-MAIL SYSTEM NOW!
Quiet, baby, you ought to exercise more self-control.
You're not a beautiful show.

LOGGING OUT OF WORLD COMPUTER E-MAIL SYSTEM NOW!
CHIUDERE IN SU!  CHIUDERLI IN SU QUALE UNA PERSONA DIFETTOSA ED
INOLTRE STUPID! 
Ho un sacchetto degli scarabei carniverous che getterň voi, poichč siete
insensati! L' americano stupid con i vostri automobili e camion ed
aeroplani che sono in modo da alto e fa la mia pelle itch! Forse qualche
giorno vi renderete conto quanto silly i vostri modi americani ed i vostri
cani forti da scortecciamento ed i vostri alimenti grassi che mangiate ed
egualmente le pellicole di pornografia che fate devono farli sembrano a piů
persone del coltiv-tipo! BAH! Sto ridendo! 
LIBRO MACCHINA DAL CALCOLATORE E DAL RITORNO A VOSTRO
LAVORARE A MAGLIA ORA TUTTI GLI VULGAR AMERICANI 

 It's very beautiful to quote, don't you?
My hovercraft is full of eels.
-- 
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           |\__/,|   (`\   M E D I C A L   C A T A S T R O P H E
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 You're not a beautiful show.
What are you saying for me on "self-control"? You need many of it 
yourself I think!
-- 
Ivor

 LAVORARE A MAGLIA ORA TUTTI GLI VULGAR AMERICANI 
Non avete significato! 
-- 
Ivor

My hovercraft is full of eels.
Could you kindly point the way to the Siberian Chimp Ranch?.
-- 
Squawk,
"Iron Parrot" Jx%! - Servant of the Über-Stoat

 remember this.
But if you chew some garlic and peppers first, your breath will be warm
enough to heat the pizza pie up.
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This IS my job.  I get paid to insult you, because in America, we have
so many jobs for so many different people.
Is it difficult to type while you mash grapes with your feet?
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-- 
Ivor

 Could you kindly point the way to the Siberian Chimp Ranch?.
The infection has cleared up now, thank you.
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 Guidos would be speaking if they had retained their culture.
I'll update the FAQ later this evening.
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fiamm...@zesty.org
 ha scritto nel messaggio
[snip].
another babelfish fun.
Or another babelfish victim?
--
Bakunin?
icq: 13249673

 [Pizzahead "flame" attempt nuked]
Pizzaheads are not permitted to attempt flames on IDL. Please
read the FAQ.
Fuckhead.
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 [...]
.sig-lame noted and sneered at.  Go sit in the truck, Pizzahead.
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 you think to be able to do this, as you promised ?
You're doing a fine enough job on your own, you tit.  I don't need to
add a damn thing to it.
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 Done, but stupid american people like to eat it frozen.
If frozen how then eaten with american people?
-- 
Ivor

 Ok, maybe.
No maybe.  Definitely.
[Pizzahead ego-wank scuttled]
"Log out, dummy?"
Seriously, is that the best you've got?
Fuck, it's a wonder you can even tie your shoes, you imbecile.
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 La vostra base farà qualche cosa che gli dica a quando sta portando i fermi. 
Presto abuserete ancora gli animali domestici dei vostri vicinoi, sì?
-- 
Ivor

          "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
Si, dalle risate.
-- 
Nuke !


We have this neat thing called "electric ovens".
Begin crap .SIG file
"racial differences are a reality and so be it  
but you guys need to stop this pedo shit as I 
am not that and it does hurt to be accused of it...  
as far as the girl in the pic with me..she was 
19 years old at the time that pic was taken
and we had a 4 year old daughter...so you guys 
were wrong in saying she was probably 13..."
fucKKKhead Pale Pervert Pedo Pagan does modern math
(19 - 4 = 15, 51 - 4 = 47)
__________________________________________________________
Visit the new Meow groups:  alt.retribution and alt.bigfoot
Crossposting support team, decorating Usenet since 1996.
__________________________________________________________
And, since I don't really have a .SIG file ready, this will
have to do.  So sorry.
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End crap .SIG file.  

> I think you should go to hell.
I know you must go 6 feet under the ground.
-- 
Merde, tutti.
Davide fourcomas
               Faro di IDL
               Imperatore di IT
               Telepate di TB
Andate qui: 
http://www.blissett.com/idl

 after all.
Yes.
Repeat this every morning when you look your stupid face in the
mirror.
In this way, probably, you'll be able to belive that the shots of a
pizzahead doesn't hurt you, 'cause you have no other arguments.
If all the people of alt.flame is like you, I think that pizzaheads
will be soon the masters of that newsgroup.
Now go sit in the truck.
(I have not yet understood what does it means, but I'm sure you know)
---
Sam

- 
http://extra.newsguy.com/~shpxurnq/
 =-=-=-=-= mhm 15x12 =-=-=-=-=-=

No; thankfully I don't have the Pizzahead perspective on things.
I know you're a lucky boy, grundolo. But now that you've become the
owner of an entire ng it's advisable for you to gain a totally new
perspective on the formidable kicks that threaten to annihilate your
miserable ass.
RDNZL

Guidos would be speaking if they had retained their culture.
You must be little grundolo's history teacher.
In other words, a subtle intellectual.

 Sei solo uno dei tanti giochi ... divertenti.
Wrong, shitbucket.  I own this newsgroup now.  Pizzahead is not allowed.
Better find yourself a new home if you don't like it, asshole.
--
-Will Acheson, Virtual Gypsy
 
grund...@popmail.com
 ** 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
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 La vostra base farà qualche cosa che gli dica a quando sta portando i fermi. 
MA CHE CAZZO E' LA NOSTRA BASE ???
E poi, cazzo vuol dire "gli dica quando sta portando i fermi" ?
Listen, spaghetti, let's talk in english.
Your italian is really, really sad.
---
Sam

 Rimuovere l'auto da posta elettrica presto!
Rimuovere l'auto da posta elettrica ???
Where did you learn italian ?
Was this a pizzahead's joke ?
Are you trying to use all italian words you know, no matter if
non-sense together ?
---
Sam

 pollute my brain.
Brain ?
Who told you that you have a brain ?
Did you really belived him ?
Anyway, you don't speak pizzahead 'cause *you'll never be able to
learn it*. You're too stupid.
---
Sam

 Better find yourself a new home if you don't like it, asshole.
E questo sarebbe tutto quello che sai fare?
Continuare a ripetere che questo newsgroup e' tuo, che i 'pizzaheads are not allowed' e
quella cazzata sui camion?
Sinceramente da uno che posta da alt.flames mi aspettavo 'molto' di più, ma ho
tristemente scoperto che siete proprio come l'America: tutto fumo e niente arrosto.
Bye snivel.
-- 
Nuke !

Your italian is really, really sad.
Your *english* is really sad.  Let's talk in ESPERANTO.
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Italians don't mote.  They molt, though.
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E poi, cazzo vuol dire "gli dica quando sta portando i fermi" ?
Oh sam, sono le traduzioni di babelfish, sul sito di altavista.
prova a tradurre un pò di italiano colloquiale in inglese e ti pisci dalle
risate pure tu.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Fuck, it's a wonder you can even tie your shoes, you imbecile.
Try to use boots or I have to come again to undo you, stupid boy.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

La vostra base farà qualche cosa che gli dica a quando sta portando i fermi.
Crumbolo, you're really fun.
Try again.

Ha imparato l' italiano rotto dai dischi compatti rotti.
"Dischi compatti", sure.
You're a clown.

Your *english* is really sad.  Let's talk in ESPERANTO.
Ok, I agree.

Hell, give me credit for trying.  As long as it make us laugh ..
No problem. Take your time.
 
We will rimain for a long time...

How do you say "I mote thee" in Pizzaheadese?
Raoul, every time you quote you have an orgasm?

eat, too.
And to die for cancer? No, thanks.
We prefer crawfish.

 We have this neat thing called "electric ovens".
I thinking more as hit rocks together for heat you are!
-- 
Ivor

 
iz...@klaatu.ftaghn.net
 (Ivor Zingradovadeski) wrote:
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Che cosa non state capendo? Non avete significato! Presto vi 
allontanerete dal calore se continuate il vostro comportamento! 
-- 
Ivor

 How do you say "I mote thee" in Pizzaheadese?
"Ho fatto la cosa difettosa alla vostra base." Sure to say to all you 
meet in Italia, ok?
-- 
Ivor

 Call the next defendANT!
You want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
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enough to heat the pizza pie up.
This is an idea.
The advantage is that with this kind of diet I'll be able to start up an
haemorrhoids farm too.
Very useful for my Bakunin Krispies factory.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

join the administration.
He's a perfect porter for Meowers University.
He has a vacuum cleaner incorporated, don't loose him.
--
Bakunin the grundolo seller

 Sam (
san...@farmadati.it
) did wite in group posting message: 
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TO be learning it would be a sensible speech!
-- 
Ivor
"NAKATA È MIGLIORE DI TUTTI I GIOCATORI ITALIANI DI FUTBOL! IL GIAPPONE
 VINCERÀ IL WORLD CUP SEGUENTE!)."
- 2-belo
"I can think of a million better ways to pollute my brain.
- Grundletwig

 
http://www.dejanews.com/
       Search, Read, Discuss, or Start Your Own    
How is it that sense escapes so many while whistling? Seeing words is so 
much like speaking to trees! Shut doen e-mail now please!
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 risate pure tu.
Se è le traduzioni del Babelfish, le vostre parole allora sarebbero le 
traduzioni d'un asino, sì?
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traduzioni d'un asino, sì?
Not be so sure, Ivor.
Altavista has not developed the Babelzingrafucksdufhafish translator yet.
Our hopes are all placed in it.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 
Is that how you got that large asshole?
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 the time for all good Meowers to exact revenge.
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 VINCERÀ IL WORLD CUP SEGUENTE!)."
- 2-belo
"I can think of a million better ways to pollute my brain.
- Grundletwig
"And I can order a pizza in English, so why the hell should I bother?"
- Clueless Wmbat Cabal
"Me Tarzan you Cheeta."
- Bakunin

 Bakunin (de...@bolognesu.ss) did wite in group posting message: 
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Including the hopes for to finding your real father within all those 
drunken sailors? That would being wonderful for you! You can saying to 
him, "Papa! Is fine to meet you at the last! Sorry I be such a fuckhead, 
but they were being your chromosones you drunken the bastard!" Good luck 
to you!
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 Volare! Cantare! Nel blu dipinto di blue! Andiamo!
Prego non cantando il colore giallo più male ardente!
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 Is that how you got that large asshole?
Smettere di esaminare il mio sciocco del foro dell' asino - non sono il 
vostro padre!
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      cervello, qualcosa è persa. 
Non posso comprendere l' ironia che withing quelle parole!
-- 
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- Clueless Wombat Cabal
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I know who my father is - is it true they put pictures of missing Italian
fathers on wine bottles so the kids can find them?


 formidable kicks that threaten to annihilate your miserable ass.
So you keep saying.  Which were those again?  I just haven't seen
a single one of them yet.


 Hell, give me credit for trying.  As long as it make us laugh ...
I forgive you for everything you want, after you made me laugh this
way with your italian ...
---
Sam

 eat, too.
Uh, probably that's the reason why we produce plastic pizza for
american export. You belive the eating part is the paper around.
---
Sam

 Tutti gli uomini italiani usano Babelfish per trovare il loro amore. 
No.
It is sufficient to wait american girls on holyday in pizzahead's
land.
Probably I have fucked also your wife.
---
Sam

 How about starting up a cascade? (this Sam might have some potential)
Sorry, I don't know what a cascade is.
Would you explain, please ?
---
Sam

 TO be learning it would be a sensible speech!
Thank you.
Hope to remember it.
Anyway, I hope you can understand what I mean.
Not like what I can with your italian.
---
Sam

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-- 
Squawk,
"Iron Parrot" Jx%! - Servant of the Über-Stoat

 Try again.
What's *really* funny is how you Pizzahead twats can't even read attribs.


 Sam (
san...@farmadati.it
) did wite in group posting message: 

Che cosa è errato con il mio italiano? Forse parlo più meglio di voi, in 
modo da ottenete confusi? Sì?
-- 
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
"I think the shock of his ass, ehm face, should be so strong to force
him to delete other words from his brain in order to not find any
arguments against himself."
- EagleStorm
"Tipical of the dog to hate the master with a wood in the hand."
- Sam

, fer...@feathers.squawk says...


 PizzaHeaD
Netcop


 Ok, I agree.
Ho ve.	Nun mi avide atendas la komencon de tiu brila interbabilado
esperantlingva... tamen mi timas, ke mi vere atendos gxin, sen plenumo, gxis
la forpaso de la terplanedo!  ;-)
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I wonder if the PizzaWomen have trouble with crabs under their arms.
Comments?


OK, let me see if I understand.  You want us to stop examining your asshole
because we are not your father?  Does that mean your father likes looking
at your asshole?  Or ar you just a bambino molestato dal suo padre?  We
could introduce you to Cloudwalker98. I'm sure he's part pizzahead.


grulli non traducono bene, sono polititions, orate? Appena dire loro il meow
              parecchie volte, quindi penso che li gradiscano. 
                   and sadly, no, I have no idea what that means.
                                      John F Stepp
***Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils?  Write me in, next election***
*       John Fucking Stepp for Prez - J. Raoul Xemblinosky III for vice      *
*           (A UPA in every Post, and, I could afford 'da good stuff')       *
*                And we _will_ not go to war with Iceland                    *
******************icecycle*@*
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**mhm 20x7****************************

 wrote:
] >
] >> MoE wrote:
] >> > 
] >> > MoE wrote:
] >> > >
] >> > > Sam wrote:
] >> > > >
] >> > > > 
rao...@telstar.bungmunch.edu
 (J. Raoul Xemblinosky III) wrote:
] >> > > > >
] >> > > > > > How about learning quoting ?
] >> > > > >
] >> > > > > How about starting up a cascade? (this Sam might have some potential)
] >> > > >
] >> > > > Sorry, I don't know what a cascade is.
] >> > > > Would you explain, please ?
] >> > >
] >> > > PizzaHeaD
] >> > Netcop
] >> SpazzCasE
] >ShoeMakeR
] >
] >
] >> That's a cascade
] >
] >
] >When you bring your bride back
] >But the Don claims first crack
] >That's a Guido.
] 
] When you've got you no scroats
] And you float around on boats
] That's a Guido.
When her back sports more hair
Than an old grizzly bear
That's a Guido.
-- 
mhm9x2
http://www.navicom.net/~flaagg/sig.htm
VOTE John Fucking Stepp for President in 2000!

, 
go...@mulinex.it
 (Steve) wrote:
] >
] >> We prefer crawfish.
] >
] >This would explain Sicilians.
] >
] >
] I wonder if the PizzaWomen have trouble with crabs under their arms.
] Comments?
I'd bet "yes"...Italian crabs can hold their breath for weeks.



"In other news, Bill Gates defends Win 2000: 'We do not 
 directly deal with or observe the existence or importance
 of the Y2K bug, and your heart will not stop if using 
 Windows on your pacemaker.'"
 -John Fuckin' Stepp, Presidential Candidate

ROTFL!
It would certainly be more palatable than the Nuclear Tomato Sauce of Death you
people eat for breakfast.


 
Whipped potatoes have always looked just like mashed potatoes to me.
Better toughen up.  Some of those potatoes might get you.
-- 
mhm 20x10
wombats r us


No, we use your plastic pizzas to dress our dogs with.  HTH.



And all they do is bitch that the wine's not cold.  Kids these days.  They
don't appreciate a damn thing you do for them.
 
By the way, the only thing withering around here is your little half-inch
pecker.


 
When his nose is as long
as all of his dong
That's a Guido



No, Madonna has never fucked you, sorry.



Voi imbrogliano, che cosa nel mondo lo Spagnolo che coverting le popolazioni autoctone
     riguardano il prezzo del tonno nell' Afghanistan? Il mio hovercraft č pieno delle anguille. 
Eravate sopportati questi stupid ed irrilevante, o avete dovuto studiare affinchč gli anni compiste
     questo livello di aria in vostra testa? 


Do you kill them first?
Not me, the cook.

you people eat for breakfast.
We don't eat any tomato coming from Nevada's desert.

     questo livello di aria in vostra testa? 
Very well, perfect translation.

But how many times will you change sides in the meantime
Please, continue with your italian translation...

Non I! Effettuo una frusta e un male delle patate! 
R O T F L ! ! !

modo da ottenete confusi? Sě?
No.
Try again.

Damn right; I'm not a Pizzahead.
Worst.
You are a stupid american boy and you don't understand your condition.

No, Madonna has never fucked you, sorry.
Well!!!
NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!.
Can I have an autograph, MiSSteR K.D. Lang?
--
Bakunin your humble fan
icq: 13249673

What's *really* funny is how you Pizzahead twats can't even read attribs.
"Pizzahead" mean something only for you. 
In Italy doesn't exist.
Crumbolo motherfucker (but for you this mean something, don't you?)

              parecchie volte, quindi penso che li gradiscano. 
E' arrivato un altro fesso.
Altro che manna dal cielo...

Haud multa refert annon scias. Isti spadones omni Latinitate carent.
Sashav, egomet cunno delecto.

to you. Now answer the fucking question, Guido.
Oohh, you've not quote.
A new experience?

And I can order a pizza in English, so why the hell should I bother?
Culture is an optional but to be basic is compulsive.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

What kind of Guido names himself after a dead Russian anarchist?
Becouse Noam Chomsky here is too common.
There is a plenty of Proudhon and when I came on usenet Guy Debord was still
alive.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Tutti gli uomini italiani usano Babelfish per trovare il loro amore.
Tutti gli uomini italiani normalmente usano il fish con il loro amore, mio caro
mangiaketchup.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Is fine to meet you at the last! Sorry I be such a fuckhead,
You say it, ok?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

I would really hate to be downwind of that ...
You are the new tester supervisor, did you forgot this?
--
Bakunin Krispies inc.
icq: 13249673

On pizza?  Do you kill them first?
Pizza is enough to kill crustaceans. So you had better pay attention...
Dagor Kaitos

America is history.
From now on this fucking piece of crap is PROPERTY OF BENITO II.
I will call it JASMINE.
And MANHATTHAN is now TORQUEMADA CITY.
Be prepared to pay me the double tax than you were used to pay to IRS.
BENITO II DUX 

, MoE says...

When you talk on the phone
And you're mistaken for Sylvester Stallone


Listen up, all you YankeeDoodle wasps: from this moment onward the official food
of alt.flame will be just and only PIZZA.
Since it is very unlikely you really know what real PIZZA is, here it follows
a short guide for beginners:
1.What does "Pizza" mean?
2.What is Pizza?
3.Is it possibile that I am a Pizza?
4.Is eating Pizza allowed on alt.flame?
5.Is eating Pizza allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
6.What about any other food?
7.What goes on here on my Pizza?
8.What is eating Pizza? Can anyone do it?
9.What sort of Pizzas are allowed?
10.What If I'm proud of my Pizza?
11.Is non-pizza eating allowed on this newsgroup?
12.Is there anything else I should know about Pizza?
1. What does "Pizza" mean?
"Pizza" just means pizza, and it's probably the only
word of a foreign language whose meaning sounds
vaguely familiar to you.
2. What is Pizza?
Surpsinigly, it's a baked food compraising a doughy crust overlaid with a
mixture of cheese, tomatoes and spices. 
3. It is possible that I am a Pizza?
Quite so. Have you been cooked in the hoven? Are you covered with mozzarella?
Do you overflow with olive oil? Yes? Then you must be a pizza. Be ready to be
eaten: you have all my condolences. 
4. Is eating Pizza allowed on alt.flame?
Yes of course, even if it's likely that around there
only pizza-surrogates will be avalaible.
5.Is eating Pizza allowed on it.discussini.litigi?
Yes, again: but here it's eaten Pizza others ngs
can only dream of.
6.What about any other food?
Other stuff you may eat does not probably
deserve the name of "food".
7. What goes on here on my Pizza?
Is she laughing at you?
8. What is eating Pizza? Can anyone do it?
From what already said it should result clear
that eating real Pizza is something you can't
enjoy. 
9.What sort of pizza are allowed?
Basically there are two families of Pizza:
Roman and Neapolitan Pizza.  In Naples
Pizza is usually deeper and with more mozzarella
than in Rome. There are further differences that
would not be understandable to the non-inititiates
10. What if I'm proud of my Pizza?
Is your a frozen Pizza? Or is it the Pizza sold at Sbarro's?
Or any strange sort of american pizza with pineapples
or some other spurious stuff? Then I'm afraid you
have got no reason to be proud. Go and eat something
else.
11. Is non-pizza eating allowed on these newsgroups?
As long as you don't eat your own brain, any kind of
food is permissible.
12. Is there something else I should know about Pizza?
Ther's still something you should know about lot of things,
but let's leave it in the hands of God.
--
keroppi

Mr. Grundolo has brought to my attention the fact that you need
some tips about what an head is, and how it works. It will be greatly
helpful for you all reading these faqs.
1. What does "head" mean?
2. What is a head?
3. Is it possible that I have and head?
4. Is having an head allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
5. Is having an head allowed on alt.flame?
6. What about any other bodily part?
7. What goes on here in my head?
8. What is it like using an head? Can anyone do it?
9. What sort of heads are allowed?
10. What If I'm proud of my head?
11. Is headless posting allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
12. Is there anything else I should know about heads?
1. What does "head" mean?
It is a word coming from the old english "heafod",
whose original meaning was "stutated at the top or front",
something you can barely understand.
2. What is a head?
It is the part of the body that usually cointains the brain,
even if in your case I would be doubtful about that.
3. Is it possible that I have and head?
If you are asking such a question to yourself,
the answer is problably : "no".
4.Is having an head allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
Not only is allowed, but, differently from many other ngs like yours, 
is a prerequisite any member of the group should satisfy.
5.Is having an head allowed on alt.flame?
It doesn't seem so.
6. What about any other bodily part?
You might be missing of something else I would no mention
for delicacy.
7 What goes on here in my head?
Nothing of interest, since as we have just concluded, 
you are probably headless.
8 What is it like using an head? Can anyone do it?
Only those who have got an head. If you haven't
got any, you are not granted even a chance.
9. What sort of heads are allowed?
Certainly not fuckhead or asshead, like you might be
if only you had and head.
10. What if I'm proud of my head?
Quite silly being proud of something
you haven't got (and, even if you had
got it it would be rotten).
11. Is headless posting allowed on it.discussioni.litigi?
Sometimes it might be enjoyable reading such amenities:
so, please, just continue for a while for our amusement.
12.Is there anything else I should know about heads?
Lot of things, sarcely accessible to you.
--
keroppi
"Nor lose possession of that fair head,
or death shall brag thou wander'st in his shade"
(REALLY) Shakespeare.


"In other news, Bill Gates defends Win 2000: 'We do not 
 directly deal with or observe the existence or importance
 of the Y2K bug, and your heart will not stop if using 
 Windows on your pacemaker.'"
 -John Fuckin' Stepp, Presidential Candidate

We don't eat any tomato coming from Nevada's desert.
Uh, I don't think anyone else does either, dickhead.
(God, I try one simple old hyperbole...)


James Kirk wrote:

When you're covered in your own bile
As you stand at Ellis Isle
That's a Guido.


instead of Latin ...
Dante *WAS* a bloody barbarian.
Have you ever read Inferno?
I think that neither Attila could reach his perversions.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

even if in your case I would be doubtful about that.
Grundolo use his head, it's true.
But only to separate his ears.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

I will consider it.  If you be real nice, I'll send you a cucumber.
I hope you'll send me the cucumber that shares your hottest love-nights,
mylady...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

You use ketchup as a lubricant to love fish.  Do tell.
You use fishes to lubrificate your loved ketchup bottles, tell me the truth...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Montreal Canadiens.
Uh, wonderful!
And tell me something new about Gerard Lebovici, please...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Hah.
Heh, that's true.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
Never mind, I'll corrupt those fuckin' swiss sheperds cheese-eaters.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

a barbarian.
The real motivation for his exile was becouse he stiffed his feet fingers into
the nose at dinner and his breath stinked of thousand penis.
This is true,  secretly written by Petrarca.
--
Bakunin Faulkner
icq: 13249673

Dog.
Uhm, this means that I can stop to hope your autographs, isn't it?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

and believe me, you should be.
Why I have to believe you?
You don't ever think that I should be an evirate man or a frigid little girl and
you'll never know?
Please, don't forget your dear bottles, they begin to feel jealous.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Is that why he hangs out at the morgue?
We hope all together.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

...

Ellis island great
when you imm-ig-rate
That's a Guido.
-- 
Mike Thacker
http://members.tripod.com/mthack/index.html
FUBAR Flame Publishing, no frills flamage

 Sure thing, three-eyed dumpster. [I get it! It's a non-sequitur cascade!]
Right-o, turnip pruner. 


You heard it here first.  He's going to mash some potatoes in his fury.
Wow.
What with?......
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 should be averted. It's like shooting against the Red Cross.
Possible.
But he belives to be a great flamer, and it's a must to make him face
the truth.
---
Sam

 people eat for breakfast.
For breakfast ?
I think the only news you have from italy are the ones your mom told
you when you were a kid.
Whe have milk & coffee for breakfast.
Not piggy meat, nor eggs, nor steaks, nor beer, nor bad whiskey.
---
Sam

 No, we use your plastic pizzas to dress our dogs with.  HTH.
Strange people.
They dress dogs with plastic pizzas and eat paper around it.
And what do you use to dress yourself ?  Maccaroni ?
---
Sam

 [supersnip]
Ok. I understood less then a half of what you said, but I think I
understood what's a cascade.
Anyway, i'm too bed on english to join.
And I hate poems, like my friend privitera can confirm.
---
Sam

 No, Madonna has never fucked you, sorry.
Sure ?
If you are really madonna's husband, I think you have more horns in
your head than grass in yellowstone park.
---
Sam

 in modo da ottenete confusi? Sě?
2. "tanto da confondervi" (if this is the correct meaning you wanted),
not "in modo da ottenete confusi".
"in modo da ottenete confusi" has no meaning at all.
3. If you append "Si ?" at the end of the phrase, you seem like friday
of robinson crusoe.
---
Sam

a class of kindergarteners.
Cos'é? L'annuncio dell'imminente pubblicazione delle FAQ sul Vaticano?
A proposito, sei riuscito a fare la cacca in cima all'obelisco di
Piazza San Pietro?
RDNZL

better to do with your time but watch football?
You're right.
Have you a nice sister?

How many cans of bug spray does he use?
I haven't the habit to watch the cook at work.

Uh, I don't think anyone else does either, dickhead.
Reading your words, I'm not sure, motherfucker.

bastards still haven't done it.
Of course, you wealthy people buy it also in this conditions.

 Fuckhead.
Pretty good.
But I prefer to say something more meaningful.
I don't care about american typical flaming way.
---
Sam

 It covers more.
Hot or frozen ?
And do you use ragu' to cover the holes between pasta pieces ?
And how do you wash your lasagna dresses ?
---
Sam

 And I got back at her by having an affair with Tori and Alanis.
Sorry, who are Tori and Alanis ?
---
Sam

 happy man.  Wide mouth, no problem.
Probably he wouldn't have problems to take it off, but I don't think
he could have been happy.
Americans' dicks are too small to enjoy with so wide mouth.
---
Sam

Lasanga.
Lasanga de Bolonga?
Stupid.

 -John Fuckin' Stepp, Presidential Candidate

We pump it through the Cloaca Maxima and you buy it.
Then don't get hungry if we assume that american culture comes from sewers, ok?
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

You can always stop Bob Hope for an autograph.
No, he stole my wedged boots.
--
Bakunin De Vito
icq: 13249673

happy man.  Wide mouth, no problem.
Uh, wonderful!
Maybe the change of bottles becomes from this experience...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Actually, it would save our country a lot of trouble too ...
After selling Colosseum and this bloody flame italian group we can sell you the
wop president too.
Is a good bargain to have an unsuckable president.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

Did you get tired of fucking yours?
No, I would like to fuck an american whore.

Very secretly, I'm sure.  Not even Laura knew ...
No, she was busy to wash her beloved and famous inner parts in that bright and
sweet water...
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673


So where's your goatie?


 Gotcha, auto-glass shop.
Me too. -OrbitalSandeR
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 ass will assume the consistency of pastafazool.
Unless he does hang himself with his own white robe first, yes?
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"Me Tarzan you Cheeta."
- Bakunin
"I think the shock of his ass, ehm face, should be so strong to force
him to delete other words from his brain in order to not find any
arguments against himself."
- EagleStorm
"Tipical of the dog to hate the master with a wood in the hand."
- Sam

 pecker.
Stop looking at my winkie you sick!


 Crumbolo motherfucker (but for you this mean something, don't you?)
Yes! It mean: "Steve is not for capabable fo speaking English!"
Hope this is helping!


 droppings.
You not to fool me! Monkeys can not to be driving cars! Maybe you swing 
good on vine, you get lucky and hit someone, yes? 


 Better toughen up.  Some of those potatoes might get you.
You have some unrational fearing of vegetables now? Is this something to 
be doing with the donkey business you speak of? Sick!
-- 






"Cacchio... ti e` scappata la signature dalla gabbia."
- Eaglestorm

 R O T F L ! ! !
Buono!


 Try again.
Lo temete - ammettere questa cosa ed essere soddisfare!


 You say it, ok?
Ok - I am sorry you is such a fuckhead! You are being welcome!
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 of robinson crusoe.
Friday got all the girls, yes?
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Ok - I am sorry you is such a fuckhead! You are being welcome!
Another mirroring answener...
Pathetic.
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Bakunin
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ANS (you egreping dork), is time to post boring ass FAQ. and boring ass Italian
translation.
                                      John F Stepp
***Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils?  Write me in, next election***
*       John Fucking Stepp for Prez - J. Raoul Xemblinosky III for vice      *
*           (A UPA in every Post, and, I could afford 'da good stuff')       *
*                And we _will_ not go to war with Iceland                    *
******************icecycle*@*
newsguy.com
**mhm 20x7****************************

 Sono molto onorato!
Me anche!
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 Pathetic.
You ask for apology! I only give you what you ask for in this one case, 
as your tragic psycho-sexual-junkie family has moved me to pity - but 
only for this moment. Now you only to disgust me.
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"I'm a bastard and I don't want to get me down."
- Bakunin's joyful terms with his family tree!

 They're the two new Spice Girls - Alum and Cayenne.
Oh, god !
It's sad to suddleny realize I've wasted so much of my precious time
talking with a spice's fan.
---
Sam

 Like what? "ROTFL?"
No.
Like this, for example:
When you buy a new wife
then you buy a fucking guy
that's a yankee ...
---
Sam

 forget the Naugahyde seat covers.
Ue', bisogna dire ai napoletani di non approfittarne troppo, che
rischiano di andar dentro per aver circuito degli incapaci.
---
Sam

 Try puckering.
No compriendo.
What's puckering ?
---
Sam

 Friday got all the girls, yes?
I see you append a "yes" also in your language.
Are you american or african ?
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Sam

 Are you american or african ?
You are a fucKKKhead, yes?
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 You are a fucKKKhead, yes?
No, buana, noi non essere fucKKKhead.
Noi essere PIZZAhead.
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Sam

san...@farmadati.it
 (Sam) wrote:
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When you are having the cat
in the tin bucket of boiling lard and herbs
that's a yankee!

 Noi essere PIZZAhead.
FucKKKhead.
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 that's a yankee ...
That sucked. You can't even cascade correctly.
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only for this moment. Now you only to disgust me.
Stop! I have no time to waste for proof-reply, ok?
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Bakunin
icq: 13249673


Don't think of it as poetry.  Think of it as rhyming sarcasm.
Begin crap .SIG file
"racial differences are a reality and so be it  
but you guys need to stop this pedo shit as I 
am not that and it does hurt to be accused of it...  
as far as the girl in the pic with me..she was 
19 years old at the time that pic was taken
and we had a 4 year old daughter...so you guys 
were wrong in saying she was probably 13..."
fucKKKhead Pale Pervert Pedo Pagan does modern math
(19 - 4 = 15, 51 - 4 = 47)
__________________________________________________________
Great.  Clinton screws Monica, attacks Iraq, and JK gets
kicked from an Arabian open news server (
news.emirates.ae
)
Crossposting support team, decorating Usenet since 1996.
__________________________________________________________
And, since I don't really have a .SIG file ready, this will
have to do.  So sorry.
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End crap .SIG file.  

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Il piů vicino che otteniate mai ad essere un uomo č mangiando la mia biancheria intima. 
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mhm 20x10
wombats r us

> >>>And I can order a pizza in English, so why the hell should I bother?
Care to answer the question?
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Now that's a first.  An Italian who can't handle spices.
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 Stop! I have no time to waste for proof-reply, ok?
No time or no words?
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Meisi pigau tottusu a su stampu e su cullu con custu cazzu de inglesi:
ciccheisi de fueddai in italianu, candighino' si pugu tottusu a punta
de pe' a cullu e sinci fazzu entrai in su cunnu de cussa troia chi
sinda' cagau s'ossusu.
Per la traduzione rivolgersi a Graziano Ledda.
Walter Piras: IL RITORNO!


When would you like me to mail you the next package?
Your balls still aren't dropping - you need to eat at least two
more panties.
You never know.  One of these days, you might get to have what's in them ...
I might even have my wife wear them first before I mail them to you.
Can you handle it?
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 That sucked. You can't even cascade correctly.
What's wrong ?
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Sam

 We send them to Napoli so the restaurants can have food.
And then do you walk nude ?
Or do you buy new lasagne ?
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Sam

 wrote:
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The opposite of right. HTH.
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 The opposite of right. HTH.
Uh, and I guess that right is the opposite of wrong, right ?
I stopped using this ones when I was 4 years old.
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Sam

, "Sam" says...
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Had pizza today, amazing how art imitates science.  Disk shape flys good while
spinning.  So, perhaps a bit dizzy on landing.
Compensation, rude to earth people, we tell them 'from Italiano, don't speak
dreak'.
Head stop spinning, pretend to be French.
Perfect disquise.
_National Enquirer_ true tale, over half of all Frenchmen in america are alian.
Scary stuff, Eh?
Ah, Paris, city of love.  Half of the Elvi clones are near completion.
Must go now, report comes in of rouge peanut. 
   (Have Zork gun must travell)
                      Gabrox
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 Buy. George, penso che lo abbia ottenuto.
     (OK, bad pun.)
        (But you are trying, 500 on the Wiseman scale.)
                                John F Stepp
***Tired of voting for the lesser of two evils?  Write me in, next election***
*       John Fucking Stepp for Prez - J. Raoul Xemblinosky III for vice      *
*           (A UPA in every Post, and, I could afford 'da good stuff')       *
*                And we _will_ not go to war with Iceland                    *
******************icecycle*@*
newsguy.com
**mhm 20x7****************************

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We fuck our brains out with unbearable passion repressed people in third
world countries can only dream about.  Then we buy new lasagne.
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 Sajonara.
SPANK!!
By the way, my server carries it.discussioni.litigi.  Perhaps I should
drop by ...
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Bury 23,000 dollars in your backyard and shave your armpits.  Our agents
will contact you shortly.
Remember - we know everything.
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bspag...@hotmail.com
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Is good, I ask you.
"who played Lumpy in _leave it to beaver_"
Old Jud Hershe line, he did not explain this.
Were not amused by missing information.  Give planet to cows.
A cow fart is a scary thing.
                               Gabrox
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 altro pesce lesso va bene...
BUA HA HA HA! È chiaro che siete persi!
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"I'm in total awe of your mental skills einstien!"
- 
n...@aol.com
"You are obviously to much of a putz to understand sarcasm, I won't elaborate."
- u...@thecrack.ofdawn failing to understand sarcasm and PKBing himself 
into oblivion.

 Sam (
san...@farmadati.it
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Walking nude in lasagne?
I Am Intrigued.
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"You are way out of your league here, and I am a mere amature."
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 A cow fart is a scary thing.
You're looking at the wrong end.  If you've ever looked into a
cow's eyes, you'd realize there's no one home in there.
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That's what they want you to think.
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Is amazing, you might have just solved bermuda triangle mystery, methane
generated by whale could certainly sink small craft!
Also might be a clue to huge boom noise.  Whale addicted to lima beans.
Now we also suspect answer to Judge Crater disappearance.
                                     Gabrox
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< >BUA HA HA HA! Č chiaro che siete persi!
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< L'unica cosa chiara e` che hai la padronanza delle lingue di un muto.
Ha detto i pesci. 
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 >[supersnip]
Let's start again.
How about learning quoting ?
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Sam

 world countries can only dream about.  Then we buy new lasagne.
Now I got it. You fuck your brains in some strange ways (I guess that
in your wonder land LSD is an obsolete way), and that's the reason why
you eat paper, dress dogs with plastic pizza, dress you up with
lasagne and so on.
Now I know why it was so easy for italian immigrates to make money in
your country.
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Sam

 Now I got it. You fuck your brains in some strange ways
Would anyone care to share the sordid details?  (squick, squick)
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