Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: Sorprese/Surprises

Molte persone mi chiedono come sono e insistono per avere una mia foto.
Pensano che sia una bella figa e desiderano contattarmi.
Non ho più intenzione di deludere i miei fan.
Sono quello del mezzo, un bel ragazzo, no?
http://www.levati.org/idl/images/70001.jpg
Vi chiederete perchè ho scelto un nick femminile.
E' chiaro, per mettermi al centro dell'attenzione.
Se non ho gli occhi puntati addosso, non sono contento.
P.S. Fuck off, fucking bastards  of alt.flame.jesus.christ.
I'm a roman catholic and you are a fucking atheist ng.
Only dumbass and moron post in your shit group.

 Only dumbass and moron post in your shit group.
Then that you make you one of us. :-) The thing is; why are 
you so worried about it?
-- 
David J. Vorous
Yosemite Llama Ranch
da...@TheLlamaRanch.com
http://www.TheLlamaRanch.com
UDP for WebTV

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Bad troll, no peanut. 
plonk

 Molte
rotfl.
cazzo me l'ero perso.
comunque hai ragione: abbasso i porci senza dio, senza una comunione e
senza un credo.
fuck you afjers' all of you should go to work in the mines in galles.
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c.

 fuck you afjers' all of you should go to work in the mines in galles.
I know, you'd like to fuck me, but you're not my type. I 
prefer women.
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 prefer women.
hi!
it's ages now that we talk about fucking and nonsense like that.
were are you from? usa? pioltello? melbourne?
i am from milan, Padania, i am 34 and i fuck women too (if no sheeps
are available).
ps. how do you know you do not like men? had a taste?
--
c.

 ps. how do you know you do not like men? had a taste?
No. I'll stick with the women and you can have all the animals.
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What's Italian for "wet brain?"

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TD1.3...@news2.tin.it
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Another "turn the other cheek" X-stain exposes their "Dark Side", their "Real 
Side".
-- 
Reverend Phylter: Universal Life Church Minister
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html

 No. I'll stick with the women and you can have all the animals.
yes, i got that. but did you ever kiss a man?
have you ever done it?
i can tell by experience that's exactly the same.
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c.

"Ron" <dec...@intel.afjc.eac> ha scritto nel messaggio
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you are right.
but it's such a pretty boy!

 you so worried about it?
why do not we flame about jesus? it looks like a much more interesting
topic than the Big Pussy Count of the Cunts painted on the car's door
like if they were nazi bf109's.
what's your group all about?
ps. what's this "moron"? they always say i am something like that.
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c.

 Only dumbass and moron post in your shit group.
Helpful reminder for brain-damaged arseholes: You posted here.

 fuck you afjers' all of you should go to work in the mines in galles.
Woah! Stay away from this Charlie character - he really knows how to flame 
(bursts of laughter). You've got some bad acid there Chuckles.
Seriously, if your insults are any indication of the size of your penis, then 
I suggest you invest in an electron microscope or a millimetric radar.

 ps. what's this "moron"? they always say i am something like that.
It means "spirited character". The next time you visit an English speaking 
country, greet anyone and everyone with the word and you'll find good fortune.

What's Italian for "wet brain?"
"Cervello bagnato". It makes no sense in italian, I'm afraid, but
don't let that stop you: it does have a certain je ne sais quoi.

 
-- 
|-Maeljin-|
(Damned by Dore, Primo in Italia)
"It's clear that in this group, ANY religious comment of any
seriousness is treated as a complete joke." -KK
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In article <3DC39971.6096@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com>, 
cdub@_REMOVETHIS_erols.com says... 
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Cervello umido?
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 nasty case of pig-fucking stupidity - a 7.62mm phosphor tracer and a
jewelers
7.62X51 NATO or
7.62X39 antichrist communist cartridge?
please be more precise.
i also own a 9x21 but that's israel military industries, you know?
straight from jerusalem, where jesus had a flat.
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c.

 ha scritto nel
messaggio news:MPG.182e1dd0c...@news.netunltd.com.au...
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yo, thanks my friend!
i'll be in ny let's say in 2 weeks!!
moron to all of you and the americas (north and south)!!!
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c.

 Sono quello del mezzo, un bel ragazzo, no?
No, fai cagare.
E sei pure amico di Mauro Moroni.
mz

 i can tell by experience that's exactly the same.
No thanks. I'll stick with women.
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 but do you trust god?
Sure. If a god shows up, I'll fuck her too.
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 please be more precise.
5.56 seems to be NATO's flavor of the times, so it'd be the good ol' Commie 
head-cleaning cart'.

 i'll be in ny let's say in 2 weeks!!
NY? Well, when you're up that way, make sure you say it to as many black 
gangsters as possible. They love being called morons.

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Well then there prescottxcombinski seeing as you assert they love such, I
suggest you goe in there and warm them up for the occassion... Dont forget
to call them morons now ya heah! Then we will get [some] idea of their
reactions... NOw don't forget to come back and report on your findings.....
That should do the trick.... hey!
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Sounds like an upscale loaf of bread, probably stuffed with goat cheese.

Presbyter Coxcomb wrote:
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R O T F L
A voler fare gli sboroni...
That's what really happen when you'd like to shit-spray everyone: you have to be
goddamm sure you're handling that madafukka spray-can the madafakka right way!
Carlo

 I suggest you invest in an electron microscope or a millimetric radar.
How did you guess that? It was his mom present, last Christmas! The big white
one, with the flashy yellow "Look Here" arrow aside.
Carlo

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Edema cerebrale.
What's English for "postatore da trotto"?
Carlo, fuggedaboutit
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"Alessandro D. Petaccia" wrote:
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Maledetto coglione, e' il corrente per edema cerebrale, "idrocefalo" che
non sei altro. Scansati e lasciami lavorare.
Carlo

Charlie wrote:
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Goal! Charlie scored a hard one (ma l'inglese, cazzo, l'inglese!!!!)
Carlo, fuggedaboutit

 Sure. If a god shows up, I'll fuck her too.
"Well well well, let's say "hallo" to Ben Franklin, first!"
Carlo

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I'll take two of them. And a coke.
Carlo

 Well, Charlie
trobìa, cerca di farti i cazzi tuoi.
--
c.

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He's dust by now.
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 So, what's the point of this alt.slain.jesus.who ng? Cursing?
That, and pr0n.  Beats hell out of alt.italia and it.discussioni.litgi, 
both of which seem to be rife with greasy-haired mobster-wannabe types 
with bad breath and shocking English skills.

, 
tro...@yahoo.com
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Uh, "postatore from trot," whatever the fuck *that* means.

with bad breath and shocking English skills.
I wouldn't know about the "wannabe" part. And shocking english skills?
What's truly shocking is your ability to discern people's breath on
the Usenet...

 the Usenet...
Phew!!  [waves hand in front of face]  Most of those people have garlic 
breath, but yours...  Have you been eating turds, or what?  Get some 
mouthwash, for fuck's sake.

breath, but yours...  (etc.)
Perhaps you should do something about that compulsion to smell
people's breath. I mean, unless being called the Cretin Who'll Stick
His Nose Down Your Throat was your childhood's dream.

 Perhaps you should do something about that compulsion to smell
The guy's monitor seems to stink. Maybe some service is needed.
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Only dumbass and moron post in your shit group.
I'll be a little more helpful in my reply, by providing a translation
of my gibbering. Thus I now have the moral high ground in our debate.
Måten du har tatt deg tid til å lære korleis man krysspostar bare for
å ærklære at du er ein "dumbass & moron" er så blodstemmande imbesill
at han fengjer nesten oppmerksemda mi. Vær snill å ta det neste
naturilige steget, og drukne deg sjølve i ein offentleg brønn.
Or, in the common creole:
The way you have taken the trouble to learn how to crosspost just to
brand yourself as "dumbass & moron" is imbecilic enough to be vaguely
uninteresting to me. Please take the natural next step and drown
yourself in a public water reservoir.
And
...
And
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Reactionary Zealot
Minion of Satan
Random Sexual Orientation Nazi
ULC Ordained Minister
Professional Antiestablishmentarian
Chief of chainsaws, Emotionalist Rainbow-atheistic Pagan Foundation
Godforsaken Backwater Rebel
Spells cast, curses administered, miracles by appointment
-><-

 ask me to elaborate on that.
This from somebody who has utterly failed to understand the simple 
observation put forth by me above.

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Regular, diet, or vanilla?
-- 
Reverend Phylter: Universal Life Church Minister
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html


Then you won't fuck nada, with dust in your pocket, buddy.
Carlo
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Random punctuation is a must.


Holy Mad Cow, I am so happy I'm in the MFE! Here you can actually ask "a coke"
and get one!
Regular, please.
Carlo

Charlie wrote:
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No way.
Carlo

 Only dumbass and moron post in your shit group.
Sicuramente è un fake.
E' un msg troppo divertente per essere di Rita.

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With rum or with vodka?


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[crunch crunch]

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crunch crunch l'ha fatto rita,
segui il gruppo, pecora.
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c.

segui il gruppo, pecora.
nemmeno se me lo chiedi per piacere.

 nemmeno se me lo chiedi per piacere.
*cerca di non andare a traino, per una volta.
una sola volta nella tua sporca ed inutile vita,
figlio di troia.* (cit.)
PhFree
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xxx
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Inviato via 
http://usenet.libero.it

figlio di troia.* (cit.)
Vuoi un post sul calcio ?
Basta chiedere.

"ZX" 
Rotfl, lo sapevo. (tm)
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Posted via Mailgate.ORG Server - 
http://www.Mailgate.ORG

 Basta chiedere.
Ti chiamo io, ZX. Tranquillo.
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Suoni 
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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 ha scritto nel messaggio
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A proposito, dove sarà finito il nostro coniglietto?
L'avranno ricoverato?

 
Show me your tits, Rita. Don't be shy. I like 'em all. 
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- St. Jackanapes
 Patrono Saint di Pagani Senza Dio.
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http://www.jackanapes.ws
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If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death. - Jethro Tull

 Show me your tits, Rita. Don't be shy. I like 'em all.
Go search and wander arround the smutt and S&M webb pages.... Like you
already don't...  You will find what your perverted mind is happy with I;m
sure....
Take blusky, and a dozen others of your vile ILK
I;m sure you all will be happier doing that....
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 Show me your tits, Rita. Don't be shy. I like 'em all.
You had better get ALL those NASTY  [macro keys] off your keyboard.....
Pretty soon you wont be able to hit any key without some sort of idiotic and
nasty retort...
Now we know you would LOVE nothing more... Which makes you the villiage
IDIOT... But nothing new here
and no intelligence in sight.......
No wonder you have reflux problems.. YOur too hate filled to have other
wise........Eventually those purple pills will have no good effect.... Then
what will ya do...?
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Iron-Pumper said...
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I don't have reflux problems anymore, dummy. Please try and keep up, 
will you Ed?
PS: PLONK!
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"St. Jackanapes" <jesus-h...@FUCKSexMagnet.com> wrote in message
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But you still suffer from PLONKitites.......
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