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 I heard that you also eat reindeers.
Japp.
Rökt torkat renkött är en höjdare, tyvärr lär du aldrig få råd att uppleva
det.
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som vänligt le,
han förstår icke,
fast de stämpla mot honom,
om han bland sluga sitter.

 No, you can't fry spaghetti!
Yes you can. Of course you will have to cook them first.
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att gengåva gives,
Bättre är intet sända än alltför mycket slopa,
Så ristade Tund före tidsåldrarna,
när han reste sig upp,
när han återkom.

 I wonder how they cook them, too.
    Actually you have a good point there. Some (not only Swedes) have 
this stupid idea about putting olive oil in the cooking water *after* 
they put the pasta in, and then pour away the water when the pasta is 
cooked. As if that would do the pasta any good -- everyone knows that 
oil can not be dissolved in water. You might as well pour the olive oil 
directly in the sink and save you some trouble when cleaning the pot.
    I guess this crazy habit comes from how Italians used to do it on 
the country side, where they used to have a big kettle of water on the 
(wood fired) stove all day long. To prevent the water to boil away, they 
used to put a layer of olive oil on top of the water, as a lid.
    So, when they cooked their pasta, they put it in a strainer or some 
other kind of net, and when they lowered it into the water the pasta 
passed through the layer of olive oil and got an even coat all over the 
surface, and then once again when they took the pasta up after it's been 
cooked.
    This of course gives the pasta a good taste of olive oil as well as 
preventing it from sticking together in big lumps.
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det.
Unfortunately I lost my Italian/Viking dictionary, so i can't
unterstand. 
Anyway I love blonde Vikings, especially female ones!...
slurp.

used to put a layer of olive oil on top of the water, as a lid.
That's funny, i've never eaten olive oil with pasta... it's either
butter or tomato sauce (which contains also olive oil). But there are
many different traditions in different regions of Italy, so i don't know
if that happens..

     Stupid Italians, 
"Mysgrupp"?
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 if that happens..
    Yeah, well, modern Italians probably no longer use wood fired 
stoves, and a big kettle of water cooking all the day long, I guess? 
And, for the record, I also use to toss the pasta around with some 
butter to make it glossy and tasty. And of course I prefer fresh, 
home-made pasta over the dry versions usually found in the stores here.
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Äcklig spagetti-slips-nisse.
Please don't use UTF in swnet.diverse you k00k.
Mucho makaroni, spaghetti.
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 Please don't use UTF in swnet.diverse you k00k.
    Varför ite det? Bara för att din läsare är kass?
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     VarfÃ¶r ite det? Bara fÃ¶r att din lÃ€sare Ã€r kass?
Tvinga alla att använda en "riktig" läsare!
Jag är skitnöjd med MES.
http://www.mesnews.net/
PS: Did you answer me or who did you reply?
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 Tvinga alla att använda en "riktig" läsare!
    Och att *du* är nöjd är allt som räknas? Att dina citat ser för 
jävliga ut för alla andra spelar ingen roll?
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     Och att *du* Ã€r nÃ¶jd Ã€r allt som rÃ€knas? Att dina citat ser fÃ¶r jÃ€vliga ut fÃ¶r alla andra spelar ingen roll?
hahaha
Ja, det är nog bättre att tvinga k00karna att byta format, annars filtrera.
Se till att posta riktigt, det är en order!
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    Fy fan för feta fårskallar... :(
    Det är synd om dig, och alla andra, förstockade bakåtsträvare, som 
inte får se hur tjusigt det kan bli med UTF-8:
    (я  итальянец но я  живу в Швеции  )
    (我是  意大利人 ,   但是 我  住 在  瑞典)
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    (我是  意大利人 ,   但是 我  住 在  瑞典)
Nja, vad står det på andra raden?

 unterstand. 
    He said that "yes, smoked and dried reindeer meat is a winner, 
unfortunately you can probably never afford that experience".
    Which of course is a stupid thing to say, after all we here in 
Sweden can afford Parma ham, that is even more expensive to us.
    But the fact is, we *do* eat quite a lot of reindeer meat. We even 
raise them for that very purpose. Be adviced though, that our reindeer 
look nothing like the ones Hollywood use to show together with Santa, 
they are usually ordinary deer. Our reindeer are much smaller, about the 
size of a pony, and mostly light grey, almost white.
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 Nja, vad står det på andra raden?
    Hahaha! Tio poäng till dig, Fia!
    Svaret på din fråga är, att det vet åtminstone inte jag. Jag vet 
inte ens vad det står på den första raden, därtill är min ryska alldeles 
för dålig. Jag nöjer mig med själva skönhetsupplevelsen; estetisk 
njutning kan man aldrig få för mycket av, I Min Humlas Opinion (IMHO).
    Kanske Luigi kan berätta, om inte den sedvanliga pöbeln redan 
lyckats skrämma bort honom härifrån, med alla sina vedervärdigt 
rasistiska tillmälen. Luigi min vän, är du fortfarande kvar?
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E che cazzo perche' no andate a rompervi le corna in 
svezia.discussioni.rotturedi cazzo?
non so se sono stato chiaro :-) 

 rasistiska tillmälen. Luigi min vän, är du fortfarande kvar?
diocàn! che cazzo di lingua parlate in sti posti... sembra di stare su 
IAT... 

 non so se sono stato chiaro :-) 
    I'm sorry, but my Italian is definitely not so up-to-date, that I 
can understand what you are saying. It's kinda limited to stuff like 
'una cervesa, por favor', and I'm not even sure if that's Italian or if 
it's Spanish. :)
    I *did* notice that someone X-posted this thread to an Italian news 
group, but I don't really know why.
    How's your English by the way, now that we've established this 
strange contact between our two news groups?
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spagetti
It's spelled "spaghetti"

 It's spelled "spaghetti"
    Surely you don't expect, that a despicable racist like Henry would 
know how to spell a foreign word properly, do you? He will happily eat 
his spaghetti, macaroni, pizza and so on, without even worrying about 
the fact, that it's only thanks to all the wonderful Italians that have 
moved to our country (Sweden) that we can enjoy all the new cultural 
extensions we've been blessed with lately.
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 It's spelled "spaghetti"
http://www.google.se/search?hl=sv&q=spagetti&btnG=S%C3%B6k&meta=lr%3Dlang_sv
http://www.google.se/search?hl=sv&q=spaghetti&btnG=S%C3%B6k&meta=lr%3Dlang_sv
So half of swedish writers can't spell?
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 scrive:
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Exactly. 

 about the fact, that it's only thanks to all the wonderful Italians that have moved to our country (Sweden) that we can enjoy all the new cultural extensions we've been blessed with lately.
Within a few hours I have changed to an hardcore racist! wow!
Please enjoy wonderful new cultural extensions at your hometown, Fjantén.
Please configure your newsreader so it quotes correctly, k00k.
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 So half of swedish writers can't spell?
    Stupid Italians, that don't even know how to properly spell their 
own (almost) national dish, eh?
    Well, actually it is a Chinese dish originally, brought back to 
Italy by Marco Polo, but the Chinese spaghetti was made out of rice meal.
    What would you think if an Italian tried to tell you how to properly 
spell 'smörgåsbord', 'köttbullar' or 'falukorv'?
    Stupido!!
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macaroni
("maccheroni")

 Please configure your newsreader so it quotes correctly, k00k.
    Unlike yours, mine is perfectly configured, as anyone with an 
equally properly configured reader can see. I can read and write 
messages in any codepage, that has been approved by the internet 
community. How about you, you racist pig?
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Post och stare lyckades jag uttyda.
Kallar du Teflén för brevduva?
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Eld såg jag brinna i bål åt den rike,
och död låg han utanför dörren.

 ("maccheroni")
    Not in English.
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    VarfÃ¶r ite det? Bara fÃ¶r att din lÃ¤sare Ã¤r kass?
Uppenbarligen gillar du turbulens, och givetvis skall vi 
hjälpas åt..
**/kent

 Mucho makaroni, spaghetti.
ROTLF!! 

 Exactly.
I bet that such shrink-brained-idiots cannot even guess how to eat them.
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I bet that such shrink-brained-idiots cannot even guess how to eat them.
I wonder how they cook them, too.
No, you can't fry spaghetti!

 I bet that such shrink-brained-idiots cannot even guess how to eat them.
Now I know what the white/yellow thing in pizzas is!
How many Italians make one pizza?
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We swedes eat potatoes/potatis/kartoffeln.
I don't need to know how I eat spagetti.
There are not much food in "makaroner", poor Italians are starving to death...
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We swedes eat potatoes/potatis/kartoffeln.
I heard that you also eat reindeers.

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Ja, renskav är gott.
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I like your Viking language

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Yeah, Rudolph´s got a glowing taste.

    Not in English.
Do Englishmen eat maccheroni?

How many Italians make one pizza?
Two: one to cook, the other to fuck swedish teen 'til pizza is cooked.

Of course you will have to cook them first.
(also if you're going to build the spaceship)

We swedes eat potatoes/potatis/kartoffeln.
WOW!
Potatoes!
I can't believe!
P O T A T O E S !

Two: one to cook, the other to fuck swedish teen 'til pizza is cooked.
Cyb, the word "fuck" is not politically correct. You should say instead
"have sexual intercourse with".

:
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So the Swedish political correct-nes has reach Italy!
Göran "He in command" Persson is well known here.
In swnet.diverse a Diversian correct word is "Surprise sex".
It's when a female not expecting to have sexual intercourse
with a male, but the male have sex with her.
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with a male, but the male have sex with her.
I unterstand. We conservatives call that "rape"

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http://henrynet.se/usenet/spagetti.jpg
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 scrive:
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http://www.google.it/search?hl=it&q=ibraimovic&meta=
A lot of mistakes don't make a truth.

 A lot of mistakes don't make a truth.
    But surely you have to admit, that Zlatan is a zplendid, Zwedish 
football player?
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football player?
Ah, you can't talk about football with greaseheads. They don't care about
football. All they want to do, all day long, is put more and more grease in
their hair. 

football player?
Mmm.
I can admit that Zlatan is a great, splendid, amazing Juventus player.

jidder...@gmail.com
 (maria) scrive:
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I can teach you much more things about football than about "grease in
the hair". I don't know if it's the same for you.

 I can admit that Zlatan is a great, splendid, amazing Juventus player.
    Ahhh.. Not a Juve fan, eh?
    So how about Il Profezzore? Or Glenn Strömberg?
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 their hair. 
    They only put grease in the hair when they want to get into the 
pants of a "Vakra Svenska Flika", she seems to be the only one wanting 
it. Privately the Italian men don't use more grease in the hair than the 
average Swede -- at least that's what I've been told.
    Correct me if I'm wrong here, please Cyb.
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Or Glenn Strömberg?
Oh, there's a lot of Swedish players that played in Serie A (Brolin,
Briegel(?), Thern..). But Zlatan is a jewel.

    Correct me if I'm wrong here, please Cyb.
I've never been into some "Vakra Svenska Flika" pants, unfortunely.
Neither some interested parts of me have been, unfortunely. 
But I think that maria too, she never had some italian boy in her
pants; otherwise, she surely has to admit that grease on The Bush is a
pretty good idea.

 European Championship.
    Yeah well, I don't think you *really*, deep inside, think that it 
was entirely his fault? Surely you didn't play very well there, and you 
know, Sweden too wanted to win. There can be only one winner, someone 
has to lose... :)
    Will Juve winning this year's Champions League perhaps be of some 
comfort to you? Zlatan sure has scored some spectacular goals for your 
Juve, hasn't he? Even if it's been six games in a row now with no scores 
from the Malmö Magician -- so I guess Ale and his fans are happy that 
he's recently got to play and even score?
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God bless you.
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"Orwell was an optimist"
  Kibo

 I don't know if it's the same for you.
I don't give a fuck about what Maria puts upon her fur, or beaver.
The only relevant thing is that hair grease or phon driers are
unnecessary crap.
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 I think your swedish pizzamakers have not a good feeling with you.
NEVER buy a pizza pie from IKEA.
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 We swedes eat potatoes/potatis/kartoffeln.
The land of gourmet.
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 The land of gourmet.
    Well, 40 odd years ago we didn't have much to brag about in that 
area. But since then we've got many impulses from immigrants, so our 
cooking has improved greatly.
    In fact, in most international cooking contests the last decade or 
two, Swedish chefs have always ended up very high (often even winning), 
so I don't think you can dismiss the Swedish Cuisine any more.
    Come to think of it, it's not that often we find Italian chefs in 
the winning position in those cooking contests. How come...? :)
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 the winning position in those cooking contests. How come...? :)
Ok, the Ikea Contest.
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 Ok, the Ikea Contest.
    Don't you know about *any* international cooking contest? Maybe you 
don't even care to enter, since you know that pasta and pizza will never 
get you past the preliminaries?
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 be served after coffee (potato coffee, obviously).
hahaha right!
Q: Is Pizza Calzone in Italy: Tomatoes, Cheese, Ham and it's folded?
All pizzaguys have same pizzas here in Sweden.


If it wasn´t because of Marco Polo there woudn´t be any italian food.
Just chinese.

 get you past the preliminaries?
Uh?
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 All pizzaguys have same pizzas here in Sweden.
Yesss. Like Sbarro's pizza. Stuff for real gourmet. LOL.
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 Just chinese.
Truly.
In fact, before his trip to China we ate only Cantonese Rice.
And Pizza was made in Hong Kong.
And your ancestors were still upon their pileworks.
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 Uh?
    Was that perhaps the famous last word from the Italian pizza baker, 
that tried to make it in the last international cooking contest, only to 
find out the he didn't even make it through the first round?
    Speaking of Italian cooking, I didn't use to like olives. But then I 
discovered how nice they taste when mixed with vermouth and gin, so now 
I love olives.
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And your ancestors were still upon their pileworks.
Nope. They had just invented the smörgåsbord med nubbe och sill.

 Nope. They had just invented the smörgåsbord med nubbe och sill.
Skål!

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Skål, tamefan!


likes football, "jag gillar fotboll".
He thinks that **/kent is a Finn!
Shitnazio in the Italian (flame)group knows a lot about **/kent.
Some Italian fools x-posted their shit here some year ago. (last year?)

Q: Is Pizza Calzone in Italy: Tomatoes, Cheese, Ham and it's folded?
Yes, except that there is no tomato. It's folded. Calzone means "big
sock"

lately?
Something from north-africa, like cus-cus. But it can't win against
spaghetti.

 I love olives.
Oh shit. In your past life you were an american martini-drinker.
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They had just invented the smörgåsbord med nubbe och sill.
Maybe this smörgåsfuck is some IKEA crap.
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This is the lamp.
5 euros. Truly a good bargain.
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Tamefan must be the carpet.
Do you confirm?
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 Maybe this smÃ¶rgÃ¥sfuck is some IKEA crap.
What about IKEA, our fine Swedish company?
www.ikea.it
BILLY is ok.
Waht teh hell, don't use UTF-8 in swnet.diverse!

Do you confirm?
I don´t. Tamefan is the swedish word for a small bisquit that you eat
with martini. Something with almond and cinnamon.

 Waht teh hell, don't use UTF-8 in swnet.diverse!
Try to stop me.
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Bleach! You tasteless!
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Maybe this smörgåsfuck is some IKEA crap.
I feel sorry when I see that also you as so many of the people in
italy suffers from dyslexia. I suggest that you contact joab dyslexia
group to get help.

 group to get help.
Thank you very much.
I have to speack IKEA?
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wrote:
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Ok, I admit, my ancestors were italian. I hoped no one would find out.

group to get help.
You are dead right, man. Actually he suffers from a severe form of
stammer, which has impaired his social skills' development.


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"speack"? Is that some kind of ham from Italy? By the way, are they
still making marsala?

 still making marsala?
Who is making Marsala?
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 I hoped no one would find out.
Keep on eating Tamefuck with martini with a mandolino under your arm.
Maybe you can win the task.
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BASTA, ME NE VADO.
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 By the way, are they still making marsala?
First Martini, now Marsala, can you seal eaters can drink something human?
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BASTA, ME NE VADO.
yeah, go tell your mama

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A mamarua.
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Next time you go to the toilet, take a bottle with you.

 HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
swnet.diverse
be careful


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I suggest you wait until tomorrow writing. You might be sober
tomorrow.

"Pierre" <x@y.z> skrev i meddelandet
news:ssp0j1lrl7edb437o...@4ax.com...
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More likely the sentence was a quote from the late Jacob Dahlin, and
means something like "Cheers, I'll be damned"

be careful
Hi there!

Who is making Marsala?
The marsalamakers of course. But if he was your friend then he´s dead.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA - bild på Spagettimannen:
https://www.scaiecat-spa-gigi.com/bilder/luigi1.JPG
Spagettimannens sajt:
https://www.scaiecat-spa-gigi.com/sv/valkommen.php
**/kent

First Martini, now Marsala, can you seal eaters can drink something human?
I think you better tell Nequizia what marsala is. Then I want you to
explain how it´s possible to eat a sealing.

 I unterstand. We conservatives call that "rape"
For some leading feminists in Sweden "rape" now is whenever a man
have sex with a woman. Possibly even when a man thinks about how he
would like to have sex with that woman. Or maybe even when a man is
less than 500 meters from a woman.

You are dead right, man.
You didn´t manage longer? Sad to see that people related to those who
made the roman empire are that weak.

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Han är ju egenföretagare, kanske den gnidna typen.


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Thank you!
You just saved me the trouble of looking up some new masturbation
inspiration. 
Roland, hope you don't mind!
Well, if you do, I'll use you anyway.

 looking up some new masturbation inspiration. 
http://www.balnea.net/default.asp?cmd=sheet&id=84&pg=95
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Are you back? Welcome! Turn around and reach for the sky!


http://www.balnea.net/default.asp?cmd=sheet&id=84&pg=95
Urk!
You never fuck a swedish girl - Fyfan vad slibbig han var..
**/kent

 **/kent
Believe me or not, the above guy has fucked more swedish girl
during one summer, than you in all your present, past, future life.
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 For me are you very gay.. too gay. macho-roni-man.
Sounds like captain James Cook's last communication attempt
before he was cooked and eaten by ancient Hawaiians.
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the winning position in those cooking contests. How come...? :)
 
Almost too easy;
They line up, ready to boil some spaghetti (they don't know how to boil
potatos), when all of a sudden there is an outburst of mad activity and a
few minutes later, all that grease; the oliveoil and the butter, are safely
tucked away in the chefs hair...

 spaghetti.
    Ah yes, that's true. Plus some north African spices too? And you've 
also had some influences from Greece as well, right? Mea culpa, mea 
maxima culpa!
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 explain how it愀 possible to eat a sealing.
    In all fairness, I think that, in order to understand their reaction 
to Marsala, you need to understand that Marsala is a Sicilian wine, and 
from what I understand the "mainland" Italians usually don't think of 
Sicilians as "real" Italians.
    Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong here, anyone of our Italian 
friends!
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 explain how it´s possible to eat a sealing.
Seal, foca, you brain freezed.
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 to Marsala, you need to understand that Marsala is a Sicilian wine,
Marsala is a "liquore", not a wine.
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 tomorrow.
Ok. 
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be careful
Vaffanculo!!!1!
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It's spelled "spaghetti"
And you are a "spagge".
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Hello Shitnazio.
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NEVER buy a pizza pie from IKEA.
You have to assemble the pizza yourself with one och these IKEA keys.
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 You have to assemble the pizza yourself with one och these IKEA keys.
And if you lose only one clamp you can cast all the stuff in the garbage.
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 Vaffanculo!!!1!
Here it is the intellectual one.

 Marsala is a "liquore", not a wine.
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Foca? Is that how you prepare the seal? It´s danish people that eat
seals.

maria wrote:
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En sån liten sötis. Italienaren kan inte vara helt taktiskt lagd. Om han nu
avsåg att misskreditera Roland.

 En sån liten sötis. Italienaren
Your idiom is quite similar to the Outer-Mongolian.
Try again, translating your sentences into a civil language,
or die immediately but silently
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Roland är attraktiv. Syftet med din bild förfelas därmed.
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Tindra wrote:
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Är det sant? Jag toppostade.

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Empty message - empty brain.

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Skicka ett foto på dig till min mail, sötnos.

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Such little sweetie. Italian
I use Hermesetas so maybe I'm a sweet guy too.
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Henry wrote:
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Vart skulle jag annars skicka den?
Eller menade du italienaren?
I ett kök i Borås:
"Mamma jag vill ha en italienare "
:)

Henry wrote:
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Det var inte tomt min vän. JAG TOPPOSTADE. 
Postade på topp helt enkelt. Då hinner du inte med.


Hehe, dingboll.
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Eller menade du italienaren?
Nej, men italienskan.
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Jag har aldrig toppostat i mitt eget nick. *s*
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