Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: INTER WORLD CHAMPION

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahaha

 ahahaha
Dio campo di grano, 3 volte merdazzurro per ogni chicco, FINISCILA cazzo, mi
stai facendo ridere.
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ahahaha
I'm sorry, I don't speak Italian. Could you translate this please? Are
you telling me I should take the second road on the left and the bank
is opposite the bakery?

 is opposite the bakery?
no!
This is the traslation:
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stai facendo ridere.
According to google translation tools - 
"God grain field, 3 times merdazzurro for every chicco, YOU END I haul
IT, you are making me to laugh."
Are you a farmer? 

 Are you a farmer?
a occhio e croce questo qui sta rodendo

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Yes he is.

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No, lui no.


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No, a bishop
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 campioni europei curent?
Sorry, we don't speak italianfish.

 campioni europei curent?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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 campioni europei curent?
please speak in english, is better, pirla

 AHAHAHAHAHAH
ovviamente tu hai capito, somaro

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 I suppose your the Spurs of Milan.
you're right
(C'ha preso ciccio)
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 League last season, I suppose your the Spurs of Milan.
oh yesssssssss
dal 1908 la seconda squadra di milano.
NON VINCETE MAI, NON VINCETE MAI........

 I suppose your the Spurs of Milan.
ok, now the spanish version, please

 (C'ha preso ciccio)
l'unica cosa che ha preso stasera sono 3 pappine


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Fue un bueno resultado para el segundo mejor equip en Milano. Debe
encolerizar que AC gané la liga de campeones en el ano pasado.
Supongo estan el Spurs de Milan.
How was that?

 ahahaha
According to Babelfish, this is Italian for "where is the nearest otter's cock?".
Joe
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Where is the rooster the more near loutre?

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Rotfl.


Sounds just right to me :)
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 Sounds just right to me :)
bravo!

 How was that?
boh!
now put one finger in your ass and sing like Freddy Mercury:
INTER IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

 INTER IS THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
I'm not 100% on this, but I think you have to beat West Brom to be able to declare
yourselves champion of the world.  That's what this Stephen Grant bloke reckons
anyway, and I've no reason to doubt him.
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 anyway, and I've no reason to doubt him.
Skipped the part about the finger in your ass... ricchio'.


God I live of grain, 3 times merdazzurro for every grain, FINISCILA cazzo,
myself bushels make laugh.
Take me to your dealer!!!

 God I live of grain,
r
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To eye and cross this here is gnawing?

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That's why we love to start crossposts with english newsgroups.
God bless Babelfish.

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obviously you understood, donkey!!!


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Not exactly.
Mattone la sapendo arrosto volta, michele casse imbianca le posacenere. Pur
orologio mentre la faceva telefonino soppressa minchia.
E sottolineo minchia.


Well, apart from they forgot about the bit with the donkey. But not bad all
the same.

 E sottolineo minchia.
ROTFL


Actually it was less than 45 minutes!
;0)
-- 
Sumisdad
18-4 "18 cabbages in 4 minutes" (Moog 2003)

 Vai a cagare.
3-0

 Stephen Grant bloke reckons anyway, and I've no reason to doubt him.
I thought you had to come back here once you've beaten Coventry.
BTN

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ma perche' voi italiani siete sempre cosi' scemi?
abbiamo perso e ne prendiamo atto.
Tranquillo che se vinciamo a Milano non veniamo nel tuo NG a rompere i
coglioni.
E' una questione di civilta'. Sai cos'e'?

 E' una questione di civilta'. Sai cos'e'?
Si, l'abbiamo inventata noi.
Ora vattenaffanculo tu e quell'isola piena di merda.

 E' una questione di civilta'. Sai cos'e'?
non parliamo di civiltà tra tifosi di calcio, per pietà!

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It's not advisable to come back here when you've beaten Coventry.
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 Skipped the part about the finger in your ass... ricchio'.
If I put my finger in your ass, do I go top of division one?  Maybe you and Stephen
Grant should put your heads together and see if you can't get your stories a little
more straight.  Then report back to the rest of us.
At the moment, you're just confusing things.  Ffs, West Brom didn't even _play_
tonight.
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 If I put my finger in your ass, do I go top of division one?
My ass? Are you homosexual?
All english are, so i dont' blame on you.

 If I put my finger in your ass, (cut)
which team do you support?

 All english are, so i dont' blame on you.
Glad to hear it.  Last time somebody blamed on me, it took me over an hour to get the
stuff out of your hair.
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 which team do you support?
I hardly think that's relevant.  I just want to know why this other bloke wants me to
put my finger in his ass.  Maybe you could ask him.
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 stuff out of your hair.
My hair? Somebody blamed on you and you took the stuff from MY hair?

 My hair? Somebody blamed on you and you took the stuff from MY hair?
Well, I could hardly leave it in there, could I?   I'd heard the Italians didn't have
very good personal hygeine, but I'd never have believed it until now.  I can't
believe you would leave blame in your hair.
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 put my finger in his ass.  Maybe you could ask him.
well, so you are gay!

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Joe, never let *anybody* blame on you without them asking for permission
beforehand.  It is now illegal to blame on somebody, without getting their
people to get in touch with your people (in writing and witnessed mind).
Also, always take a showercap with you if you are going for a blamed on
session, especially if it's going to be a gang-blame on.

 very good personal hygeine,
That's true, i've to admit. Your mother tells me always the same.

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How's that?
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 That's true, i've to admit. Your mother tells me always the same.
My mother has been dead for twenty years.  Did you mean to say that?
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 Why did you want me to babelfish it then?
Dunno.
I love to give orders to stupid people.

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I think you'll find that Berlusconi has copyrighted that phrase.

 I think you'll find that Berlusconi has copyrighted that phrase.
Lol.

 I love to give orders to stupid people.
The 'Il Duce' of Usenet has arrived, and I'm loving it. 
Do you cook a good pizza too? 
-- 
Moog

 The 'Il Duce' of Usenet has arrived, and I'm loving it.
The "Duce", idiot. "il duce" is for "the duce", so "the il duce" is for "the
the duce".

 hahahahahahahah ahahaha
Der lachen vagabond?
-- 
Moog

 Do you cook a good pizza too?
pizza????
are you stupid?
we come from the north of italy, and we shit on pizza
chiarooooooooooooo????????????

"lino" prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Wed, 17 Sep 2003
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Exactly. How the hell can I argue with such a pertinent 
response?
-- 
Moog

 we come from the north of italy, and we shit on pizza
Parla per te, polentone del cazzo.

 ahahaha
You're not even Italy champion.

 gang-blame on. 
I got 'gang-blamed on' once. I recovered. Only after a verbal 
irrigation mind. But I recovered.
-- 
Moog

 Parla per te, polentone del cazzo.
scusa, terrone

 How's that?
Not out?
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Remind me never to eat in the North of Italy.

 scusa, terrone
Figurati, merda.

 we come from the north of italy, and we shit on pizza
Well. I'm not buying a fucking Pizza in Northern Italy then. 
You're all bastard well warped.
No wonder the French think you're all mad.
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"Ian" prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Wed, 17 Sep 2003
23:21:32 GMT: 
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I've got Champion 'Love Shoes'. I could lend them you if you'd 
like. 
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 You're not even Italy champion.
not Italy, world champion and arsenal is a shit team

C.d.N.P. ha scritto:
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la proloco chiede quando volete x riportare nella stalla
questo bovino

 not Italy, world champion and arsenal is a shit team
But would you put them on a Pizza?
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 But would you put them on a Pizza?
yes, on a pizza hut

 questo bovino
che in italiano si direbbe ....

"C.d.N.P." prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Wed, 17 Sep 
2003 23:32:49 GMT:
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I once had a Pizza hat. Is that similar?
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Only if you're a shit head, so I suppose it is!
;0)
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18-4 "18 cabbages in 4 minutes" (Moog 2003)

 I once had a Pizza hat. Is that similar?
it's the same
hhy english peolple love pizza hut?

 ;0)
No, No, No. That would be 'Shit Pizza Head'. Blimey mate, get it 
right.
BTW. Have you been to North Italy and had a 'Shit' Pizza?
Just wondering like.
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Hmm, not Italy, but world.
Get a new translation engine.

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Yes, we shit there weekly. You guys love Berni Inn Hut?

 hhy english peolple love pizza hut?
 
Only the ones who watch Italian Football on Television. 
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"Ian" prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Wed, 17 Sep 2003
23:49:59 GMT: 
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Make sure it's a diesel or 'dual fuel' one though. Remember the 
planet. Please.
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Glasto had a chip fat powered arcade. Does that count?


Don't need to. Dominoe's supply them locally I've heard
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 Glasto had a chip fat powered arcade. Does that count?
Yes. It certainly does. I know a few people who could run that 
for a month solely of their hair. The Italian lads will know 
what I'm talking about.
-- 
Moog

C.d.N.P. ha scritto:
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se mi spieghi come fai a scrivere con gli zoccoli te lo ripeto

I suppose your the Spurs of Milan.
Spurs are the 2n best team in London?  Why wasn't I informed??
Al
-- 
"Lay down Graverson is better than watching him score"

 we come from the north of italy, and we shit on pizza
I've heard Domino's is rather popular in that part of the country.
JdS

 campioni europei curent?
ROTFL... hai studiato italiano al CEPU?
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 Get a new translation engine.
ok, va bene, il mio inglese fa schifo, adesso prova tu a scrivere in
italiano

l
"campo" come "sopravvivere": avranno usato un traduttore di Canosa.

is opposite the bakery?
I think they're trying to say "what a fucking team, this Arsenal,
uh?".

E' una questione di civilta'. Sai cos'e'?
Quella cosa per cui non andiamo allo stadio con le spranghe, ma
veniamo nei NG a prendervi per il culo.
Ah, forza Juve.

You're not even Italy champion.
We are. So?


Mattone knowing the roast time, michele cases whitens posacenere. Also clock
while it made it telephones press minchia. And I emphasize minchia
I think we all emphasize minchia, don't you?

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Dont worry guys, i can talk perfect Italian..
Lookio matio, mostio thinkio arsenalio areio a bunchio ofa frenchio
wankio!  Comeio backio whenio youa havio beatio waynio wooney.
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 wankio!  Comeio backio whenio youa havio beatio waynio wooney.
minchia, che ridere

Are you a farmer?
Isn't it a recipe for pasta?
-- 
Matthew Erskine

 minchia, che ridere
Three words, none of them ending with "io".
You must be from Switzerland.

 minchia, che ridere
produzioni ciccio, le figure di merda le facciamo internazionali
gus goose's production, we make international shitty impressions

 Take me to your dealer!!!
take me to your sister
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La notte scorsa ho scopato la vostra madre e sorella, hanno un sapore come
muffa

 muffa
E ti credo: sono ambedue morte in un tragico incidente stradale.

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piů probabilmente perchč sentono l'odore di cosě difettosi

più probabilmente perchè sentono l'odore di così difettosi
Come cazzo t'esprimi, idiota!
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Quelli come te semplicemente non mi attraggono,
e se devo dire la verità, mi fanno anche un po' ribrezzo.
[Carlo Loffredo su alt.italia]

 Frizzy
I miei calzini hanno un grande foro, io possono misura i grandi pesci in mio
pattino

pattino
Strane abitudini, per misurarti il cazzo l'infili nel microónde?
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"Attento! Stai giocando sporco e per questo sei nella mia lista nera.
Frizzolone, da oggi ti farň sputare sangue."
[Icecube su idl]

 Frizzy
Perchè gli uomini italiani hanno capelli della faccia?
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 così assomigliano alle loro madri

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http://show.supereva.it/topmodels/spot/federica_fontana/02.htm
She was my poor mother..

 così assomigliano alle loro madri
Non "della faccia",  imbecille usalo bene quel traduttore del cazzo!
Spiegami un po', perchè in Champions Legue l'Arsenal fa cagare?
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pulisca raso anche!!

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Speak English, idiot.

 3-0
And there was me thinking it said, when the going gets tough, we will change
sides, or run away, just like we did in the war!
Spineless twats!!

minchia, che ridere
I Hopio youi a notio sayinga i likio to ridio cockio?! 
Action man bow-ties!
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 Action man bow-ties!
Three words, none of them ending with "io".


 gunners"
No, no, that's "where are the Italian tongues?".  You need a new web-translator.
Joe
--
Where is the rooster the more near loutre?

 minchia, che ridere
Is my cannelloni ready yet?  Ffs.  Someone told me this restaurant was good.
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I think we all emphasize minchia, don't you?
I emphasised minchia once.
Al
-- 
"Lay down Graverson is better than watching him score"

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Perň ha scritto "cockio".

 Perň ha scritto "cockio".
e cioč?

 Is my cannelloni ready yet?
is your mother the bitch that I see to the angle of the steet?

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That'll do nicely.
Al
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Great stuff.  Thanks for that, I shall treasure it always.
Joe
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 That'll do nicely.
Ah, bollocks.  Looks like you got there first.
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 I love to give orders to stupid people.
That'll explain the gimps.
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 LOL!!!111111
Ah, yes, that old chestnut.  Is my ravioli ready yet?  We could sit here and chat all
day, but I'd quite like to eat at some point.
Joe

 it?
the book is on the table
mary was born in London
last week Bill went to Manchester
i have a motorbike

 Speak English, idiot.
ma come cazzo avete potuto farlo scappare?
questo era un buona cavallo

 Ah, bollocks.  Looks like you got there first.
I echo those very sentiments.
-- 
Moog

 is your mother the bitch that I see to the angle of the steet?
Thanks mate. It will forever stay in usenet folklore.
-- 
Moog
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"C.d.N.P." prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Thu, 18 Sep
2003 19:28:51 GMT: 
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Is it a 2 or 4 stroke?
-- 
Moog


Fire sale in Birmingham was it?
-- 
Sumisdad
18-4 "18 cabbages in 4 minutes" (Moog 2003)

 Is it a 2 or 4 stroke?
the sky is blue
i love my dog
Ketty was born in 1976
your mother is a bitch

 Fire sale in Birmingham was it?
no, a fireblade

"C.d.N.P." prodded a turd in uk.sport.football on Thu, 18 Sep 
2003 20:25:00 GMT:
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All well and good. Is your motorbike a 2 stroke or a 4 stroke 
though? 
-- 
Moog

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Whatever the fuck that is
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Ah, bollocks.  Looks like you got there first.
Sorry boss.  Still - good turn of pace there, eh?
Al
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 ;0)
ROTFL.
only a jackass from britain can translate a laughter into a road map.
keep on laughing. and learn italian.
maybe one day you'll win too. maybe.
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Non ti dice proprio niente?

 Non ti dice proprio niente?
č grave dottore?

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Prova a leggerlo ad alta voce.

questo era un buona cavallo
Ok, un buona cavallo, scusa.

 Ok, un buona cavallo, scusa.
da quando non mi funziona più il controllore ortografico non sono più lo
stesso

 Prova a leggerlo ad alta voce.
fatto, c'entra per caso coi cavalli?

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Ma certo.

 Ma certo.
allora non ho capito

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:-)

Prova a leggerlo ad alta voce.
Prove me wrong, and i'll give you a free advert on my porn site
HTH english folk :)
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Whatever the fuck that is
A Blade made of fire.


 We're in grave danger?
Man, you're funny!
Contact me: I'm Arsene Wenger's assistant and I'm looking for new defenders.

Contact me: I'm Arsene Wenger's assistant and I'm looking for new defenders.
Arsene has already assigned me for the battle upon Dattoine, i am near
completing my wenger jedi training, so i must depart my darling, the
Wookies are restless and this ship doesnt fly itself!
Here!! Keep this as a reminder of our brief love that we shared! 
*Throws a double ended sabre*
I Want that to be stuck in your dark cave for when i get back!!
SO LOOOONNGG!
*whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh*
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> allora non ho capito
Could you translate the lyrics to la bamba for me please?
I got the 'is a dance' bit, but thats all :(
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On a motobike? Bloody hell, it sounds like Boadicea has been resurrected and
replaced her chariot
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 violently exclaimed:
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That's absolutely disgusting. I can't believe you told him to fuck a
goat. I'm reporting you to your ISP.
Bloody hell, is this the 20th century or what?
-- 
boh!
now put one finger in your ass and sing like Freddy Mercury:

 session, especially if it's going to be a gang-blame on.
I agree with this web.  However, a showercap won't help me much in the eventuality of
a Transcendental Circle of Blame.  I'll need all-over blame protection, right around
the clock.
In short, I need the new Ben Nunn blame-resistant body-rub, "Ben Nunn - Insane in the
men-blame".  Here comes the science bit, pay attention.
Our patent formula microcuntwanks form a semi-permeable membrane, which soaks up
ordinary household blame, and spits it back out again in the form of far-fetched, but
irrefutable, conspiracy theories.  Relatively fortunate people, such as Mikey, need
only apply a factor 2 or 3 to stay blameless for up to twelve hours, but if you're
one of these cunts for whom every bastard thing goes wrong, time and time again, then
you need Insane In The Men-Blame Factor 25, for true peace of mind and comfort.
"Ben Nunn - Insane In The Men-Blame".  Because life's a bitch, and then they blame
all over you.
Joe
--
Where is the rooster the more near loutre?

 Could you translate the lyrics to la bamba for me please?
cretino mal lavato, sai cos'è la bamba in italiano?

 it?
I had both of them mixed together once.  It was called "Ravenelli", and to be
perfectly honest, it was rubbish.
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 Sorry boss.  Still - good turn of pace there, eh?
As ever, Allen.  Good work.  Pat yourself on the back and sing like Freddie Mercury.
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cretino mal lavato, sai cos'è la bamba in italiano?
Ima notio cretinoing yourio lavato fora somethingio asa trivialio asa
y lyrico translationa, wea wouldio havea to beio talkinga y serio
amounta moneyio beforio a swallowio youra whitio stuffa!!
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 amounta moneyio beforio a swallowio youra whitio stuffa!!
Rita dammi una mano a capire cosa dice questo spagnolo cretino

Unless I'm very much mistaken, it was Joe Horowitz
(
jh007c31...@blueyonder.co.uk
), in message
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It earned you that contract advertising 'Just for Men' though.
BTN

 It earned you that contract advertising 'Just for Men' though.
Good point, although the advert only went out on Italian TV.  The whole thing was
deemed "too raunchy" for British audiences, whatever that means.  It was a shame, I
worked really hard on the money shot, and in the end, the entire target audience were
out at the time anyway, riding around on mopeds and saying "chow!".
The money was O'Shea, but I'd Neville do it again.
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 The money was O'Shea, but I'd Neville do it again.
Joe, Joe.
That's the first time you've ever been able to recount that story without
using the word 'glans', isn't it?
Well done. The treatment is obviously working, and we're all behind you
100%.
BTN

 100%.
That's great to hear, although, if I turn a little to the side like this..  * turns *
..then that figure decreases significantly.  It all just seems so unstable. On this
occasion, I won't be investing but I'll keep your number handy.  Thanks.
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Rita dammi una mano a capire cosa dice questo spagnolo cretino
Heyio Heyio Heyio! donta startio speaka toa meio likea thatio goatio
herderio!
Medio Meatio Feasta waiterio!
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 Medio Meatio Feasta waiterio!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
mi fai morire dalle risate, sei una sagomaccia

mi fai morire dalle risate, sei una sagomaccia
hahahahahahahahhahahah!
Yeahio!! Y agreeio witha youa, Bena ysa bigio poofa!
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 hahahahahahahahhahahah!
cazzo ridi?

cazzo ridi?
Hah! yahio! Peterio anda Cazzo snoggerio, anda peterio's friend yla
girl isa madatahim! 
Whodya thinkio winna fameio academai thisio yeara eh?!  Y likio Alexa
Tomboyyio!!!! muchio gooda!
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Whatsa matter youio? Gotta no respectio? Ahhh. Shadduppa yer 
face-io
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Moog