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     Oh man... now you really ruined my day, indeed!
Sorry, I never meant to do that.

 Sorry, I never meant to do that.
    Too late, you can solve the question with just a pint of VB.
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 am.. there you go: VISA. There you have it! Now shut up, I'm IT!
So, do you have anything useful to add? No?
Isn't the medication working this morning, eh?

 Isn't the medication working this morning, eh?
    What are you talking about? You take pills every morning?
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 cool, huh?
Which ones? You must be famous then. How come we haven't heard of you?
Perhaps you're a loser?
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 Perhaps you're a loser?
    If you think so.
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"Axel Van Kampen"
ARE YOU AUSTRALIAN?
Take the quiz and see for yourself.
1. What did your ancestors do for a living?
a) They were farmers.
b) Craftsmen who made a living with their hands.
c) Robbers, rapists, pickpockets, horse-thieves and generally a right
lawless shower of bastards.
2. How do you view the cause of the Aborigines and other indigenous
folk?
a) They have a just cause and rights just like everyone else.
b) They should be given their land rights back immediately.
c) Fuck 'em. Black bastards. We were here first. It's in all the
history
books cos we wrote 'em and we should know. Cheeky freeloading nigger
cunts.
3. A member of the British Royal Family is visiting your country and
you
are the Prime Minister. How do you behave to show them how respectful
you are?
a) With all the proper dignity that she deserves in her position as
Head
of the Commonwealth.
b) With respect, but without being too sycophantic about it. You can
show respect in lots of different ways.
c) Slap her on the back at the airport and go: "Har ya doin',
Sheila?
G'day, mate. Dinkum, sport." Fart, burp, scratch your fucking arse
and
behave like a complete twat all through her visit because you couldn't
give a fuck. Who the fuck is she anyway?
4. Your national cricket team is beaten by the West Indies, hammered
5-0
in a test series. How do you show grace in defeat?
a) By saying how great they must have played to beat you.
b) By telling the world you are proud to have been beaten by such a
great side.
c) Black bastards. Fixed. What can you do when the fucking umpire's a
spear-chucker as well? Cunts.
5. Your national cricket team beats the West Indies 5-0 in a test
series. How do you show grace in victory?
a) By saying you must have played brilliantly to beat one of the
greatest sides in the world.
b) By telling the world you are proud to have won and that it was
closer
than the scores suggest.
c) Black bastards. Fucking shit they were. Whoever said coons could
play
cricket must have been fucking drunk, mate.
6. You go to the toilet and sit down. What happens next?
a) Well, what would you expect?
b) That's a bit of a personal question.
c) You get bitten on the arse by a spider three-foot long, your balls
drop off, your arse turns green and you die within ten seconds.
7. Describe your bathroom.
a) A posh en suite affair with brass taps and trimmings, bath, toilet,
bidet, jacuzzi, the lot.
b) Just a basic bathroom and matching toilet.
c) A wooden shack the size of a broom cupboard with a tin mop bucket on
the fucking floor and flies buzzing round three-week-old turds. You
dirty smelly twat.
8. What do you watch on television in an average day?
a) Varied and of high quality - drama, comedy, documentaries, news.
b) Pretty basic stuff but a decent and varied mix.
c) Skippy, Neighbours, Home & Away, Skippy, Bluey, Skippy again,
Prisoner Cell Block fucking H, Skippy a-fucking-gain, Neighbours, Home
&
bastard Away, Skippy, Skippy, Skippy and fucking Skippy.
9. Describe your country's version of football.
a) The same as football around the world.
b) A different game altogether - more like rugby and with lots of
razzamatazz and glitz. More of a show business affair than a sport.
c) A load of fucking animals in vests and tight shorts knocking bastard
lumps of each other, punching the ref, eating one another's faces and
generally waging war for an hour and a half while no cunt knows what
the
fuck is going on.
10. Who is your greatest international star?
a) A Hollywood screen legend.
b) A world famous rock star.
c) Some irritating cunt with a beard and glasses who paints fucking
stupid pictures, blows his didgeri-fucking-doo and sings "I'm Jake
the
Peg diddle diddle diddle dum." The big soft cunt.
11. You are a famous rock star married to a beautiful wife and with
millions of dollars to your name. You are at a loose end one day. What
do you do to occupy yourself?
a) Relax with a few tinnies of Fosters, chilling because you rarely get
much time to yourself.
b) Play a little music or watch some TV.
c) Take loads of drugs and get pissed as a fart, then accidentally
strangle yourself by hanging your sorry arse from a door with a leather
belt. While having a wank. You dirty fucking pervy cunt.
12. What is your idea of fashion or looking good?
a) Designer dressware of the highest quality.
b) Just wearing the right things for what suits you.
c) A shitty old hat with bastard corks hanging from it.
13. What do you do for a living?
a) Work hard all day, six days a week, to earn money to live in
relative
comfort.
b) Work quite hard, but you have people under you to take some of the
work load.
c) Fuck all. Just sit on your arse on the beach all day eyeing up women
and drinking piss lager while catching skin cancer. You fucking bone
idle twat.
14. Why are there so many flies where you live?
a) Because the weather is so hot.
b) You don't know. You've never really noticed.
c) Because you fucking smell, you sweaty bastard. You even let the
dirty
disease-spreading fuckers fly into your mouth and do nothing about it.
I've seen you on telly, you filthy shower of cunts.
15. How did your ancestors arrive in your country?
a) By boat.
b) By plane.
c) In chains.
16. You are a blonde-haired singer who's probably as bent as a nine-bob
note, you queer-arsed fuck. But you are outraged when a magazine
suggests as much. What do you do?
a) Nothing. Ignore it because you know the truth about your own
sexuality.
b) Send the magazine a stern solicitor's letter warning them not to say
such things again.
c) Sue the bastards and make a fucking big song and dance about it just
to show how straight and normal you are. You're not queer. Are you
fuck,
and you'll sue any cunt who says you are. Queer? You? No fucking
chance.
You've shagged Kylie Minogue you have...er...nearly. You're as straight
as fuck, you are, even though you've appeared in gay porn films and
been
caught shagging blokes. You lying bent bastard.
17. Your country is a beautiful place and there are many visitors,
mainly young girls on back-packing holidays. What can they expect from
your country?
a) Beautiful scenery, amazing wildlife, wonderful climate. Everything
really.
b) Whatever they would want is here for them - to suit all needs.
c) Some fucking twisted cunt to grab them off the road in his pick-up
truck and murder them in horrific ways. And wank on their corpses. The
twat.
18. What animal is the symbol of your country?
a) A bald eagle - majestic and towering, powerful and commanding
respect.
b) A bulldog - tenacious, fearless, strong and solid.
c) Some fucking rat with a beak, flippers, a face like a mole and that
swims underwater. And lays eggs! I mean, for fuck's sake! What the
cunting hell is that supposed to be? Fucking freak.
19. You have emigrated to a foreign country and it isn't really to your
liking. What do you do?
a) Nothing. There's nothing you can do apart from make the best of the
situation and hope that it will grow on you.
b) Try to move back to your own country whilst making the effort to get
along with the place.
c) Fucking moan and bastard whinge about how shit it is compared to
where you come from, even though they booted your arse out of there and
wouldn't have you back for fuck all. The weather's crap and the beer's
warm, and there's Pakis every-fucking-where, not like in your country.
Fuck this. You wouldn't stop here if you didn't have to. You can't go
for five minutes without spouting off to some cunt about how much you
hate the place and how great your country is. Yet you have the fucking
nerve to call us "whingeing poms". You cheeky fucking upside
down cunt.
Go on. Fuck off.
20. Describe the way you talk, your accent and so forth.
a) Very clear and precise. You'd say you were able to communicate
pretty
easily.
b) With a hint of accent though not much. You are pretty good at
communicating.
c) Like a deaf cockney with cerebral palsy who's drunk twenty pints of
Carlsberg Special and a bottle of meths. You incoherent, slavering
slobbering twat. Imagine Stephen Hawking powered down and crossed with
Bob Hoskins...well, that's what you sound like. How the Brits ever
mutated into you shower of braindead, imbecilic cunts is beyond me. We
should have sent you to the fucking Antarctic instead. Fuckers.
21. Is your name Bruce?
a) No.
b) No.
c) Yes.
22. And what is your wife's name?
a) Not Sheila.
b) Not Sheila.
c) Sheila.
23. You have an Aborigine visiting your home. How do you make the right
impression on him?
a) Make him feel at home just as you would any visitor to your house.
b) Make an extra special effort to make him feel welcome because you
feel for the plight of their people.
c) Crack a few tinnies but make sure the cunt drinks out of an old boot
because you don't want him spreading germs. Make him some sandwiches
full of maggots and grubs because that's what the filthy fuckers eat,
and hire a copy of 'Romper Stomper' which you watch with him farting
and
saying things like: "No offence, mate, but we were here first.
That's
what you'll get as well if you ever get out of line."
24. Which is greater in number - your shoe size or the amount of brain
cells you have?
a) Obviously the latter.
b) Such a ludicrous question doesn't even deserve an answer.
c) Er...hang on a minute, sport, I'll just check the sole of me shoe
here...strewth, I didn't think me feet were that bladdy big.
25. You are fiercely in favour of the Royal Family and the
Commonwealth.
Her Majesty the Queen is paying your country a visit. How do you best
think she should be protected?
a) She should be afforded all the necessary safety and protection that
can be given to her. She is Head of the Commonwealth after all.
b) Round-the-clock bodyguards, all of them armed and ready at a
moment's
notice to spring into action regardless of their own safety.
c) It's alright. You'll protect her. You love her, you do. You've even
made a bomb that you'd like to show her and to display your affection.
Also, you've got a big knife that you borrowed from the asylum's
kitchen...yes, you'll look after her. You just want to protect her,
nothing else. You fucking fruit loop cunt.
ANSWERS:
Mainly a: You're not Australian.
Mainly b: Neither are you.
Mainly c: Well done, sport. You're a fully-fledged Aussie twat. With
your piss lager, your shite TV programmes and your hanging rock stars
and transvestite superstar house wives, you are a credit to the world
in
the 21st century. Fuck the fact that you treat the Aboes like filthy
vermin wog scum - that doesn't matter. It's God's country where you
live. As long as you win a cricket match now and again - and do so by
cheating more often than not - you couldn't give a flying squirrel's
chuff. Fuck the world's problems, we're having a barbie on the beach.
Fucking twats.


LOL. Typed up by a Pom who was refused a Visa no doubt ;)
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 LOL. Typed up by a Pom who was refused a Visa no doubt ;)
    LOL, no doubt you're the smartass here, huh? ;)
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 LOL. Typed up by a Pom who was refused a Visa no doubt ;)
You faggish
son-of-a-bitching-homosexualing-ass-ramming-sars-sick-aids-spreading-queers-
skull-of-jesus-fucker-sister-facializer-dad-shiteater will die on next
month.

 rejected and now decides that he does not agree with the local regulations.
    Do I need to tell you what you sound like or you already know?
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     If you think so.
I don't think so at all. I KNOW so!

     Do I need to tell you what you sound like or you already know?
You can say whatever you like. My country is a free country. But what you
say or think is irrelevant anyway, just like you. Overstayers have no say in
this country.
Don't expect anyone else to listen to you when you 'tell them things'. We
don't give much credit to losers like you.

 I don't think so at all. I KNOW so!
    "There are people who know everything, and that's all they know." (Friedrich Schiller). Have
a good one, Axel whatever ;-).
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Mmmm! I didn't read the rest of this because I think I got the gist of
it pretty quickly. Do I detect an element of disgruntlement here? If
so, is it simply directed at Australians in General, or is there more
depth to the fundamental problem. I suspect the latter, but I'm no
expert. Can anyone offer a professional opinion on this kind of
behaviour.?
TA

     "There are people
Yes and then there are 'people'. So whats you're point?

 Yes and then there are 'people'. So whats you're point?
    You really wanna know? Ok... I continue to post simply to irritate and confound the likes of
you, which it apparently does. So you may consider its target well and truly bullseyed. It's
people like you - arrogant, supercilious, insensate and useless buffoons - from whom I derive
the most pleasure. The way you chomp at the bait like mindless, sanctimonious fish, the way you
carp on ad nauseam and bleat like the stuck-pig, self-righteous prigs that you are... it really
satisfies me in a way which your ilk would never understand in a million years. You see, some
people get the gag; others, to their infinite frustration, do not. Those who do are quite
content for the charade to continue, whilst those who do not merely see it as some manner of PC
bandwagon on which to leap and beat their neanderthal chests. To incur the displeasure of
someone like you is to feel immesenly satiated. Each time a reply such as yours comes along,
further strength is drawn. Your anger, resentment, ill-will, critique, they all fill the well of
my inspriation. So please, keep it up. Keep posting your lily-livered nonsense and
poorly-written insults; they are my true friends.
    Next please.
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     You really wanna know?
On second thought, no. I now know that you don't have a point. But keep on
keeping on...........

 keeping on...........
    Sure thing, you can bet your ass I will :-).
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     Sure thing, you can bet my ass I will :-).
Bet your ass? You can bet your ass but I won't be doing anytime soon.
Fucking faggott, you are! Thats what you call poofters, isn't it?

Axel, you really are a moron.

 Fucking faggott, you are!
    You wish I was one, huh? So you'd have another butt to hunt, you punk gayass.
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 Axel, you really are a moron.
    Carlie, you're wrong. He's kicking my ass bigtime, lol.
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     You wish I was one, huh? So you'd have another butt to hunt, you punk
gayass.
You're the poof here, you're offering your ass for a bet, not me. I like
fucking women only.

     Carlie, you're wrong. He's kicking my ass bigtime, lol.
And loving it! Keep coming, boy!

 fucking women only.
 
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Aren't you gonna defend yourself even?

 Axel, you really are a moron.
And I suppose you think leon is really clever, eh?

Axel, what is your problem asshole?  Do you spend all you life
sticking it into other peoples business because you have no life? What
did your mom do to you to make you so vile? Everyone on the planet
know you will never have a woman unless you rent time from some poor
drug addicted streetwalker with AIDS! The sooner you depart the planet
better for the rest of us.
Regards,
Carlie

 Carlie
Regards??? What for?

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    You're a 24 karat idiot, I'll kick your ass again whenever I feel like that. Bye for now,
you worthless fuckwit.
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 I'll kick your ass
In your dreams, loser! You are a thirdclass loser.

 you worthless fuckwit.
What? Giving up so easily? Can't hack it, eh?
Fuck, you were an easybeat! And I was looking forward to kicking your ass
for at least a week...........

"Axel Van Kampen" 
You see, you overgrown nerd, that's what's wrong with you, that's the
damn problem with you, no idea of when to let things go and leave them
be, you stupid moron. I couldn't care a flying f**k about Mr.
Spears...but you, oh YOU, on the other hand, seem to be absolutely
obsessed by him, you keep mentioning him even when you reply to me.
What does that lead you to think, you shitbrained paulinehansoning
immigrant (because that's what you are, an IMMIGRANT)? You keep
babbling about your 121K yearly income, the stupid two houses you own,
as if someone gave a shit!!! Not only did you make yourself
ridiculous, but you kept wearing that hilarious clown mask in the past
four days. Now do a favor to yourself, and shut the bloody hell up,
you MORON! M-O-R-O-N! EM-O-AR-O-EN! Bubye, braindamaged!
All the best,
Carlie