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Titolo: %

>From the csh (c shell):
% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% rm -i God
rm: remove God? y
% ls God
God not found
% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.
% * How would you describe George Bush
*: Ambiguous.
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
% ls Meese-Ethics
Meese-Ethics not found
% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility?
Unmatched “.
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
% cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
% more sex
sex: Permission denied
% who is my match?
No match.
% set i=”Democratic_Platform”;mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
Democratic_Platform unreadable
% awk “Polly, the ship is sinking”
awk: syntax error near line 1
awk: bailing out near line
% ‘thou shalt not commit adultery’
thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
And from the bourne shell (sh):
$ drink < bottle;opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ test my argument
test: too many arguments
$ “Amelia Earhart”
Amelia Earhart: not found
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ mkdir “Yellow Pages”;fiYellow Pages
$ mkdir matter;cat > matter
matter: cannot create
$ lost
lost: not found
$ found
found: not found
$ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
Hoffa: cannot execute
rm: Hoffa nonexistent
The following are ones that I can’t get to work on my BSD 4.3, so I suppose
that they are stuff from ATT SysV or some other such:
% sccs what bottle
can’t open bottle (26)
$ cat “door: paws too slippery”
can’t open door: paws too slippery
$ cat food_in_tin_cans
cat: can’t open food_in_tin_cans
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>From the csh (c shell):[]
Carino! 
Ma e' la cosa piu' nerd che io abbia mai visto.

 Ma e' la cosa piu' nerd che io abbia mai visto.
ormai è la sua shell che comanda e gli dice cosa fare.
porello.
X

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Hai mai valutato la possibilita' di riconvertire la tua attività di
piccola imprenditoria in qualcosa di piu' aderente alle richieste del
mercato? Nel Regno Unito sono troppo avanti:
http://www.bubbles-n-babes.com/welcome.htm

 
http://www.bubbles-n-babes.com/welcome.htm
Amico.
-- 
niuno

un remake di "If god were a programmer".
io ce l'avevo in basic. 

 io ce l'avevo in basic.
provali
http://www.google.it/search?hl=it&q=if+god+were+a+programmer&meta=
 

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
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no, non c'entra un cazzo, porca puttana.
se trovo il link giusto rimedio..

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
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ah eccolo
http://www.planetsourcecode.com/vb/scripts/ShowCode.asp?txtCodeId=62726&lngWId=1
 

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
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e per i monchi che non hanno un vb installato da qualche parte, la versione 
estesa
http://accessnewage.com/articles/humor/humor4.htm
 

 mercato? Nel Regno Unito sono troppo avanti:
nommi farincazzare, coso.
X

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eheheh

 eheheh
eheheh un cazzo.
sei insopportabile oggi (e sempre)
X

 bad character
Questa e' meravigliosa