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Titolo: Quiz: are you Canadian?

ARE YOU CANADIAN? TAKE THE LEONARD SPEARS TEST AND SEE.
1. How often do you have a wash?
a) Twice a day - in the morning and at night.
b) Every time you need one.
c) Twice a year, you dirty bastard.
2. Describe your perfect woman.
a) Tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, lovely figure.
b) Attractive but also intelligent and articulate.
c) Great big fucking nose, no chin, eyes like pissholes in snow and
armpits like a bear's bollocks.
3. Whilst queueing at the post office, someone behind you barges in and
takes your place. What is your reaction?
a) Calmly tell him he should wait his turn.
b) Threaten to kick his head in if he doesn't get back in line.
c) It depends whether or not he's Yank. If he is, let him do as he
fucking pleases. Walk all over me...I don't mind.
4. What do you enjoy for breakfast?
a) A good old fashioned fry up - the full works and as much fat and
grease as possible.
b) Few slices of toast and perhaps a bowl of cereal.
c) Fucking dry bread dipped in cold coffee, you dirty twat.
5. Do you shit in holes in the ground and do you fucking stink?
a) Certainly not.
b) You should hope not!
c) Yes. What's wrong with that? Doesn't everybody?
6. What is your idea of good all-round entertainment?
a) A good concert with a few decent bands playing.
b) A West End musical with all the glamour and glitz that goes with it.
c) Some fucking skinny cunt dressed in a fucking stripey shirt, with a
white face pretending he's stuck in a fucking invisible glass box. Or
walking into a fucking wind.
7. You are a film director making a movie for all the family. What kind
of movie would you make?
a) A good adventure yarn involving kids and buried treasure, with great
cartoons and live action special effects.
b) Perhaps a whimsical yarn about a boy and his pet dogs, and the fun
they have together.
c) Loads of shagging, incest, abortions and people taking drugs. Queers
at it fifty to the dozen and naked women's tits in practically every
shot. And men's dicks. David Cronenberg rocks, man!
8. Some visitor to your country asks you for directions. What do you do?
a) Tell them exactly where to go, giving detailed directions so that
they can find their way easily and quickly.
b) Give a rough idea of how to get there so that they are not confused.
c) Sigh, shrug your fucking shoulders, fart, scratch your arse and carry
on your game of boules, laughing and speaking in a foreign language with
the rest of your fucking ignorant rabble friends.
9. There's a fight going on the street as you pass. What do you do?
a) Break it up because there's no need for such behaviour in public.
b) Wade in there and give them both what for.
c) Wait and see who's winning, then kick the other one's fucking head in
when he's down on the floor, then run off when the police come saying it
had nothing to do with you.
10. Describe your first bicycle.
a) A Chopper type with a big wheel at the back and small one at the
front.
b) A racing bike with twenty gears.
c) A shitheap pile of rust eight sizes too small for you with onions on
the fucking handlebars.
11. For women only this one...when did you last shave your legs?
a) This morning.
b) You don't shave your legs - you use wax.
c) 1973
12. How would you make the right impression on an attractive young lady
you might fancy.
a) Smile at her and ask her if she'd like a drink or perhaps go out
somewhere with you.
b) Butter her up in some way, perhaps by telling her how nice she looks
or that you like her perfume.
c) Pinch her arse as she walks by, wink, stick your tongue out and make
obscene gestures going: "Hee hor hee hor hee hor! You have ze nice how
you say boobies and I would like to make luuurrrvvveeee to you." Then
call her all the fucking names under the sun when she slaps your fucking
face, you fucking frog bastard. Yeah, Quebec rules!
13. How many women have you had sex with?
a) Less than ten.
b) More than ten, and lots more than that even.
c) You have made luurve to zousands and zousands of woman. All kinds of
woman - big woman, leeetle woman, woman wiz large boobs, woman wiz small
boobs. You are a God of ze woman. Quebec still rules man!
14. How strong is the beer in your country?
a) Strong.
b) Very strong.
c) As gnat's piss.
15. And how much wine do you drink in the average day?
a) Half a bottle perhaps, or a couple of bottles on special occasions.
b) None. You don't like wine.
c) 750 crates. You drunken twat.
16. A party of school children are visiting a town near you. What sort
of welcome do you give them?
a) You make every effort to ensure that they are at home, offering them
best possible facilities and arrangements for their stay.
b) Treat them as you would any visitor to the country. Treating them as
you would your own kind is surely the best way to make them feel at
home.
c) Stick them in a youth hostel with all the doors unlocked, and invite
all the rapists and paedophiles you can think of down to the town to
stay nearby. Then when loads of the Yank bitches have been strangled
and raped, get the fuckers out of there quick and tell the authorities
you are doing all you can. yet all the time you know exactly who the
fucking murdering bastard is, you fucking cunts. Either that or throw
them off a fucking train. Yank slags. Fuck 'em.
17. What is your idea of good food?
a) Traditional fare - good quality meat and fresh veg.
b) Fine cooking made by the very best chefs.
c) Frogs' legs, fucking slugs, snails, horse meat and bastard shitty
little lumps of fungus dug out of the ground by pigs.
18. What is the chief export of your country?
a) Food stuffs and manufactured goods.
b) Fossil fuels.
c) Rabies.
19. Have you ever beaten the English in a war?
a) Yes.
b) You wouldn't know - history is not your strongest point.
c) Have you fuck! You couldn't beat the fucking Isle of Man, you useless
shower of bastards.
20. Your country has been invaded and the army is marching through your
capital city in a show of force. What do you do?
a) Stand and boo them as they march by, showing them that you will not
be oppressed or told what to do in your own country.
b) Boycott the whole thing - by staying away you make an even stronger
statement.
c) Carry their heavy weapons and kit bags for them. Or better still,
tell them they can have all your vehicles so they don't get tired feet.
You suck-holing bastards.
21. Keen to show what a multi-racial society you are, you allow
immigrants into your country in large numbers. How do you make them feel
at home?
a) Accept them as you would anyone else visiting your country, but
expect them to follow your way of life and belief systems.
b) Accept them without condition - they are your countrymen now
regardless of their colour or creed.
c) Give them all the shittiest houses in the slums of Regina and
other scummy places. Fuck 'em. You don't want them clogging up the
cities with their fucking stinking way of life. Give them all the
shittiest jobs as well - sweeping the streets and working in sweatshops
for a couple of Bucks a week. And when something does go wrong in one
of the big cities, send in the armed police because it's their fucking
fault anyway for being there. Bastards.
ANSWERS:
Mainly a: You're not French.
Mainly b: You're not French.
Mainly c: Well done, you frog fuck. You're as fucking Canadian as they
come, you smelly stinking rat's arse of a fucking garlic-munching cunt.
You're a lousy lowdown little snivelling coward who's scared of his own
shadow, but that doesn't stop you telling all the world how wonderful
both you and your shitty country are. But nobody's buying it for a
minute because you're full of shit, you pointy nosed chinless twat. Go
on...fuck off and stay that side of the motherfucking Niagara Falls. You wankbag.
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America, the beautiful from sea to shining sea.
Well if it's so beautiful, then why you in Italy getting your ass pinched by
Italian boys Lennie?
You know in Italy an ass is an ass, even when it's a loose and sloppy as
yours.
But we know why you are there....just a hole for pilots to fill when they
are bored!
Gee these airforce faghags - can't fly, no social graces, and certainly NO
discipline.
Now march boy, 1,2 3, 4, get your finger out of your ass, 1,2, 3, 4!
Double time, you little puke, before I rip off your head and skull fuck you,
1, 2,3,4.
Move it bitch before I pass out from your cock breath!
That's an order soldier!

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| news:bbpkp5$bsasb$1...@ID-161830.news.dfncis.de...
| America, the beautiful from sea to shining sea.
| Well if it's so beautiful, then why you in Italy getting your ass pinched by
| Italian boys Lennie?
    Having a few days off, y'know.
| You know in Italy an ass is an ass, even when it's a loose and sloppy as
| yours.
    Oh really? How'd you know? Oh... stupid me... Should have spotted your nickname and
e-mail.
| But we know why you are there....just a hole for pilots to fill when they
| are bored!
    They're actually waiting for you to cheer 'em up.
| Gee these airforce faghags - can't fly, no social graces, and certainly NO
| discipline.
    Tell me about that, fucking hate 'em.
| Now march boy, 1,2 3, 4, get your finger out of your ass, 1,2, 3, 4!
| Double time, you little puke, before I rip off your head and skull fuck you,
| 1, 2,3,4.
    That sound so Village fucking People.... must be one of their unreleased tunes, huh?
| Move it bitch before I pass out from your cock breath!
| That's an order soldier!
    Nice tune indeed. You're good at singing, can you dance as well?
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     Nice tune indeed. You're good at singing, can you dance as well?
Well let me load a few live rounds, and I will cut in on your boyfriend Leo,
I am sure you can show me a few new steps.
You got a lot of shit for brains. You are a man that sleeps with other men.
The more you rant about homosexuals, the more you confirm your own
homosexuality. And if you weren't so fucking ugly, you might have been
straight! But you chose your gay life, a life with men, and stationed in
Italy, the land of manhood and homosexuality! Next time you want to be taken
seriously, don't come here filled up with cock, and complain that you don't
like it on the bottom. You are in heaven. And you want to live in Toronto so
badly, you can't contain yourself! And yes, it is your fault that we won't
let you in...you're sick. Why we'd rather let in terrorists than the likes
of you. And hey, wait a fucking minute, we sure do! And for good reason.
So get back to those potatoes private, and dream of those Italian sausages.
Because that is all you have, your dreams of cock up your loose arse. You
don't even have a life. But you do have the greatest adventure in
homosexuality the world has to offer. The American Airforce. You know the
guys who bomb their allies.
But we'd rather you were in the man's army than on the streets. So do us a
favour and stay there, with your butt raised high in offering to the Pilots!
It suits you to a perfect tee!

"Defender of Enormous Manhood" <14inc...@splityourcrotch.cum> <--- look at this, that's what
you like to be called dude, and I'm the fag here, aren't I? Oh anyway...
I got one email from some dick in Canada, telling me to leave the Canadian alone and did I
realise that the Canadian race was responsible for more in today's civilised society than most
other races put together. And I thought: He's got a point. Where would we be today without
such civilised things as shitting in holes in the ground, eating slugs and running away from
the enemy during world wars? To say nothing of setting fire to lorry loads of sheep and
throwing live chickens about at rugby matches. Dead fucking civilised, that is. Just
remember... if ever the Martians do land and you want to show them how civilised we are as the
Human Race, just stick a slug in your mouth, drop your kecks, shit where you stand throw a
chicken up in the air. You can bet them Martians'll be off like a shot going: "Hey, dead
civilised, them earthlings, aren't they? Best not fuck with these cunts." Only in Martian
language, of course.
Then I got to thinking: What's it got to do with this cunt anyway? He's from fucking Canada.
Who does he think he is emailing me telling me how great the Canuck are? Of course, I should
have known - he did point out that he was not a Canadian, but a Toronto-Canadian. You
see...apparently there's a world of difference between a Canadian and a Toronto-Canadian. A
Canadian is partial to the occasional meal of finest moose meat, which he cooks and enjoys
rare. Your Toronto-Canadian, although partial to an occasional meal of the same, prefers to
eat it raw and smeared with garlic dipped in a bowl of cold fucking coffee. Your average
Canadian is a fucking yellow-backed coward only in the sense that he is afraid of the
Americans, whilst the Toronto-Canadian shits his pants at the thought of everyone on the
entire twin continental mass of the Americas. Even the eskimos put the wind up your typical
Toronto-Canadian scumbag piece of cowardly vermin. So that's that cleared up.
Incidentally, does anyone know why there are so many French-speakers over in Canada? It's
because years ago all the books on how to talk English were banned and destroyed in a mass
book-burning purge by the government. When they realised that this would mean no-one would be
able to learn how to talk, they had to make do with the only language books they had left -
French ones. Things you learn when you've an hour to kill at the library.
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 the enemy during world wars?
LOL - another victim of 'history'! dude --- america didn't join WWII until
pearl harbour.  canada was in there kicking ass way before you pussies even
thought about preventing a genocide.  canada is just a moral nation doing
what's right.  you're just a repressed sad little weinered man.  anyone with
as much vitriol as you have is clearly, clearly, fighting some internal
demons... and we all know what they are.  the fact that you even come back
to post here confirms it:  you love having us point out your gayness.  you
absolutely love it.

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 absolutely love it.
    Like I give a flying fuck abuot it. Man, I'm in you.
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