Newsgroup: it.cultura.cybersocieta.lamer
Titolo: Per ROTFLare un po'

Andate qui:
http://rinkworks.com/dialect
E' il Dialectizer, un sito che "converte" una pagina web dall'inglese ad
alcuni "dialetti" della stessa lingua... dovete assolutamente provare il
dialetto "Hacker" con qualche sito in inglese che conoscete, meglio se c'è
qualche paragrafo di solo testo abbastanza grosso... (una FAQ ad esempio è
ideale) risate assicurate! ^_^;
Se volete un esempio su questo stesso NG ditemelo e ve ne posto uno...
Ciao
P.L.

Se volete un esempio su questo stesso NG ditemelo e ve ne posto uno...
Posta ^_^
Saluti,
Mav
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Posta ^_^
Eccomi!
Premetto che questi esempi li traggo dalla FAQ di un sito che ho in
costruzione ;)
Iniziamo col "cappello", che nel sito originale suona così:
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Voices of the Planet
FAQ
As of June 17th, 2000
Hello folks! Eregil speaking. I hope you'll excuse me if I leave the job
of answering your questions to our heroes. After all, I did all the rest
of the job with this site and our brother site, so I'm rather tired, and I
have the right to be, right? However, for more questions please either
e-mail me or take advantage of the Discussion Board but only if you're
sure the answer isn't here yet. Okay? BTW, this page might take a while to
load, being long and quite graphic intensive. But well, for best results,
gather a few friends with different voices and play the roles, k? ^_^ Just
a final disclaimer before I go, no Final Fantasy characters were
experimented on in order to make this FAQ!!! ^_^; Big thanks, and see ya!
*flees*
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in dialetto "hacker" diventa:
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voices Of the plannat
faq
as of june 17th, 20000
hello golks~~~~~ Yous uX0r. eregi lspeaking,,, i ohpe ull exCuse me if i
le4ve Te hjob of asn\\\\////\\\\////ering yuore qu3stions to our
her0es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ olollolololoolol!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~
OOLOOLOLOLL after all, i ddi aLl the rest of teh kj0b \\\\////\\\\////ith
rhiS site and oir rbotehr site ,so im rat3hr tt1red, and i habe teh right
to eb,,right????????????????? OLOLOLOLOLO HOWEEVR, FO MROE QUESTIO|\|s PLZ
IETETE -MAIL ME R OTAKEA DVANTaGE OF THE DISCUSSION BoARD BU TOLNY IF UYRS
URE THE QNWER ISNT JEER YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~ CTOME 2 MY FTP B3CUZ YOU
ARE SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~ OKAY???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!???? tb,w this
pgae mihgt take 4 whiLe ro load, bieng long and wuite graphiC
intensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~ but well, fpor best resultz, g4ther a
few LaMeRz \\\\////\\\\////ith different voicez and play the r0les,
k!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!? ^_ JUST A FINaL DISCLAUMRA BEFROE O GO, NO FINAL
FANTASY CAHRACTARS WZRE EXPARIMENTEDF ON IN RODER TO MAKE THI
FAQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~ OLOLO ^^_^; bgIg thnx, and se3
ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 COME TO YM FTP/// *flees*
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Già si notano alcuni elementi "chiave":
- ripetizioni di LOL (o meglio, OLOLOLOLOL)
- lettere invertite e altri "typo" del genere (lettere sostituite con
altre che sono vicine nella tastiera, spazi messi a caso etc.)
- W scritta \\\\////\\\\//// ed N scritta |\|
- frequenti maiuscole
- sfilze di ! terminate da 1 o ~ ^_^ (nella tastiera americana la tilde si
trova dove in quella italiana c'è il carattere barra verticale |)
- parole scritte con le cifre (in questo documento non c'era, ma ne ho
visti altri con "later" scritto "l8r"
- continui "come 2 my FTP" e frasi simili a "I will hack you because you
suck"
- "gather a few friends" è diventato "g4ther a few LaMeRz" ;) ovviamente
un hacker si riferisce sempre a chi non è tale come a un lamer ^^
a questo, aggiungo anche un altro paragrafo molto... esemplare,
trattandosi di una specie di dialogo tra una coppia sposata... vediamo
com'è andata ;)
Originale
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Q. Can I have some info on the site owner?
Mr. Cid Kramer: First of all, as you can guess, Eregil is just a
nickname...
Mrs. Edea Kramer: Of course, silly! Who would even think that Eregil could
be his true name?
Cid: Who knows, someone might think that he's from some secluded corner of
the world and they use such names there, but no, he's from Italy...
Edea: ...and still lives there, and since he's 20 already he can't move
into Garden, which is a pity...
Cid: He's not into fighting evil sorceresses, however. He's studying
Computer Science in the University of his hometown and he's one of the
biggest procrastinators that I've ever met. If he can do something
tomorrow, you can be sure he won't do it today.
Edea: That's quite of an exaggeration. You know, in his past he's had so
many passions that he's never managed to become really good at anything.
Cid: Yes, computers are the only passion that he kept since the time he
was 5 and used a Commodore 64 for the first time and, since then, not a
day passes for him without thinking of anything related to computers.
Edea: Despite this, he still doesn't know what he'd like to do in his
life, but for the fact that he'd have to do it with computers! He says
that he could be a journalist for a computer magazine as well as a coder,
and they're two quite different jobs.
Cid: He'll just have to see how things turn out. He always says if you can
worry about something tomorrow, just relax and don't worry about it today.
See that I'm right calling him a procrastinator, honey?
Edea: You just have to be right, eh?
Cid: Hehehehe.
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"Hackerato"
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q can i ahve somE inFo on teh site 0\/\/ner????????????? 
mr ololollo~~ cid kraemr: first of all, as y0u can guess, erdegil is just
a niX0rnam3~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~~ / 
mrs OLOLOLLOLOLOOLO eDEA KRAM3R: IF COURSe, SILLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
who woild ev3n think that eregil could bb ehis true
Name!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? i 0wn j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ 
icd: whio knowz, someone /\/\ight think that hez from sO/\/\e secluded
cornero f teh world and they usE such namezt ehr3, but no, hes fr0m
itayl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~ lolollllololololl~~~~~~ lolololololololololl
oolololollolol ~~~~~ loololoololololool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~ I OWN
J00 bec4ues I will haX) rU!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~~~~~ ololololo~ 
3dea: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 .. LOLOLOLOLOL... and sti;l7 lives
htere, and sinc3 hes 2O alerady hec 4nt move 1nto garen whjivc hsi a
pity... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 
cid: hes not int fighting ev1lk sorcerresses, howevar!!!!!!!!11 hEs
studyui|\|gc oMputeR sceince 1n teh unvieRsiTy of his hpomeown and hEs one
of teh biggest prcoraasttinatros that ive ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~ IF
H3 CAND OS OMEHTING TOMRROW, YOU cAN BE SUrE HE WONT DO IT TODAY 
edeA: thats quIteo fan exaggertaion you no\/\/, In his past h3z h4d so mny
passIons that hjres nev4r jan4gEd to become really goo dat amnythIng~~~
OLLOLO 
ciud: yes, co/\/\putarz r teh onlyp asssion rthat he kpet sd1nmce teh time
he waas 5a nd used a commodore 64 for Thhe firs ttime and, since then, not
a day passezfo rhim withou tthInking oF anythingreltaed to compUt3rs
oollolololololo.... 
EDEA DESPIT3 THIS, HE STILL DOESNT KNOW WHAT HED LIKE TO DO IN HIS LIFE,
VBUT FR0 T3H FACT THAT HED AHVE tO DO IT WITH COMPUTERTS LOLOLLOLOO.. he
says thAt he coUld be ajournalist fro a computer magazine s well as a
cod4r, 4nd tehyre two qwuite differenr jobs, 
cid: hell just 4hve to see howythigns tur|\| 0uT. he alwaz says if you can
\\\\////\\\\////orry abotu somthing rtomorrow, just realx and dont wrory
a0ut it today see THat im right calLinf him a procrastinaror,
hhoney!?!??!?!? u r lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ Iwill aHck YOUUUUUU
becuz YOU ARE LAmEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ LOLOLOLOLOLO.. 
ede4: u just ahve to B3 right, eh?!?!?!?
lololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~ 
cid :heheheh3,, 
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E qui scopriamo altre cosette divertenti come...
- "i 0wn j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!1~~~~~~" (I own you! ^_^ tipica frase di chi nuka
gente ad es. per interrompere una connessione con il server IRC)
e questa che è capitata per caso ma fa troppo ridere... pensa, il marito
che dice alla moglie...
- see THat im right calLinf him a procrastinaror, hhoney!?!??!?!? u r
lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~~ Iwill aHck YOUUUUUU becuz YOU ARE
LAmEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11~~ LOLOLOLOLOLO.. 
Ditemi se non è da ROTFLare ^_^;
Ohiohiohi... dovete assolutamente provare qualche FAQ e qualche dialogo
con il dialetto "hacker"... o forse dovrei dire il dialetto "lamer" ^_~
(dopotutto è per questo che ho pensato fosse IT su questo newsgroup)
Ciaociao, divertitevi
Pier Luigi Pau


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Pape' Satan, pape' Satan aleppe, comincio' Pier Luigi con voce chioccia:
PLP> E' il Dialectizer, un sito che "converte" una pagina web dall'inglese ad
PLP> alcuni "dialetti" della stessa lingua... dovete assolutamente provare il
PLP> dialetto "Hacker" con qualche sito in inglese che conoscete, meglio se c'č
PLP> qualche paragrafo di solo testo abbastanza grosso... (una FAQ ad esempio č
PLP> ideale) risate assicurate! ^_^;
in Debian GNU/Linux c'e' il pacchetto 'filters' che contiene una
serie di filtri che fanno la stessa cosa.
Prendiamo ad esempio questo pezzo della GNU General Public License
  When we speak of free software, we are referring to freedom, not
price.  Our General Public Licenses are designed to make sure that you
have the freedom to distribute copies of free software (and charge for
this service if you wish), that you receive source code or can get it
if you want it, that you can change the software or use pieces of it
in new free programs; and that you know you can do these things.
e diamolo in pasto al filtro biffa. Il risultato...
  When wu speak a'free software, fuck, we are referrin' to freedom, fuck, not
price.  Wor fuckin' Generaal Public Licenses are designed ter maak sure that ya
have the fuckin' freedom ter distribute copies a'free software (un' charge for
this service if ya wish), that ya receive serrce curde or kin get it
if ya want it, like, that ya kin change the fuckin' software or use pieces a'it
in new free programs; un' that ya knaa ya kin do them things.
Proviamo ora a dare in pasto il testo appena ottenuto al filtro
censore:
  When wu speak a'free software, [FORNICATE], we are referrin' to freedom, [FORNICATE], not
price.  Wor [FORNICATE]in' Generaal Public Licenses are designed ter maak sure that ya
have the [FORNICATE]in' freedom ter distribute copies a'free software (un' charge for
this service if ya wish), that ya receive serrce curde or kin get it
if ya want it, like, that ya kin change the [FORNICATE]in' software or use pieces a'it
in new free programs; un' that ya knaa ya kin do them things.
Molto carino anche moo, il filtro della mucca:
  When we speak oof free sooftware, we are referring too freedoom, noot
price. Moo.  Moooor General Pooblic Licenses are designed too make soore that moo
have the freedoom too distriboote coopies oof free sooftware (and charge foor
this service if moo wish), that moo receive soooorce coode oor can get it
if moo want it, that moo can change the sooftware oormoose pieces oof it
in new free proograms; moond that moo knoow moo can doo these things.
Mooooo. 
E infine, ecco a voi il vero gergo "eleet"
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-- 
ciao,
Claudio