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Titolo: Darko

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Tho, piglia.
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Windows95 = AmigaDos85
Apri Windows 95: Attendere prego!
WinErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger.
WinErr: 002 No Error - Yet.
WinErr: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong.
WinErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused.
WinErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive.
WinErr: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware.
WinErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments.
WinErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened.
WinErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full.
WinErr: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB.
WinErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More!
WinErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside.
WinErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside.
WinErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened.
WinErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers.
WinErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
WinErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software.
WinErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr: 72a Crucial Halt - Hang on, WHAT was that?
WinErr: 72b Memory Error - What? Tell me again.
WinErr: 294 BlackMail Error - $500 to Gates or your computer gets screwed.
Se lo sviluppo fosse quello degli MS-DOS, saremmo all'eta' della pietra
Warning - Amigados won't start from your PC.
SelfDestruct your PC? (Yes/Yes) -> Yes
Le pipeline di un 486 velocizzano la CPU, raffreddandola.
AMIGA: puo` - PC: vedremo dopo i settaggi.
La Russia ha chiesto 50000 pentium per superare il duro inverno
It looks fine outside, but it's Intel Inside !
80486/33 + Windows = 8088/4.77
Vendo 2 registri 68000 a 80486 disperato
I PC sono multitasking. L'ho letto su Ridere.ITA
Non deridete i PC: anche il VIC20 non era multitasking
Se i PC avessero SCALA, l'Amiga avrebbe l'ascensore !
MSDOS detected: (R)emove it / (D)etonate PC
Per vedere il multitasking su un PC esegui 2 volte PC-Task su Amiga !
Fa un po' freddo... meglio accendere il Pentium
The Flintstones probably had a PC !
Keyboard not found. Think F1 to continue.
Multitask...: 3 PC ed una sedia con le ruote
Use the force, Luke! Don't give in to the DOS side !
Errare e' umano, ma per incasinare tutto serve un PC.
Pentium90: per riscaldare grandi ambienti.
Il Pentium e' in tecnologia superscaldare
Pentium: la matematica e' un'opinione.
586 was called Pentium because 486+100=585.99532417
"Il Pentium e' preciso" - Intel
44 Pentium in fila per 6 col resto di 1.9976813 !
New PentiumPro 200MHz: over 250 MEPS (Million Errors Per Second)
Chi usa Win avvelena anche te: digli di smettere
Double your disk space: delete Windows !
Windows non e' un virus...i virus FANNO qualcosa !
Ho una fabbrica di SIMM: comprate Win/NT !!!
Cannot run Win/NT: you have only 12MB of memory !
Windows fatal error: user felt aslept while waiting
Pentium troppo veloce?  Niente paura, ci pensa Windows
Turn you PC into a GameBoy: type WIN at C:\> prompt
The magic of Windows: Turns a 486/66 into a 8088/4.77
Win for WorkGroup: un buon modo per condividere i bug
Il DOS 3 aveva tanti difetti.  Il DOS 6 ?  Il doppio.
Windows Found: (R)etry  (A)bort (P)anic ?
Microsoft disse: "Bug sia !" ...e Windows fu.
Il BigBang genero' l'Universo.  Il BigBug Windows'95.
Windows: Leggere le avvertenze, puo' indurre sonnolenza
"640KB dovrebbero bastare a chiunque" - Bill Gates
Virus Scan: Warning !  MS Windows found. Delete ? (Y/y)
Non serve un martello per inchiodare Windows 95
Le uniche cose che girano sotto Windows sono le palle.
Pubblicita' Progresso: "Speed kills - Use Windows !"
Win95: il vero primo sistema operativo multicrashing
Win fa ai PC quello che Toto Cutugno fa alla musica
C:\ONGRTLNS.W95
This is a Microsoft tagline: it needs 16MB ram to be installed.
Windows NT:  Nice Try or No There ?
Windows NT:  Windows ?  No, Thanks !
Windows NT:  No Tecnology
Windows is loading... Come back tomorrow.
WinErr: 72b Memory error. - What ?  Tell me again.
LOAD "Windows95",1,1 ...Press play on tape...
IBM is a trademark. Amiga is a Phylosophy.
Jay Miner me l'ha dato ... Bill Gates non me lo toglie!
"Sono Guybrush Treepwood e voglio diventare un pirata"
"Il N64 crea gli  FMV in tempo reale" - ElSimon
--> N64Err: 001 Malicious error - CD find on console.
--> N64Err: 007 Console price error - buy also a 64DD
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 Tho, piglia.
BAAAAABBOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
AH AH AH AH AH :-))))))))))))))))))))))
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Darko
aka Walter
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