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Titolo: [non-Racial] Big Brother DIY

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rotfl, l'ho fatto mo' con i nomi di voialtri bestie ma sto ridendo troppo per 
cutpastarlo. Arrangiatevi.
M.

 troppo per cutpastarlo. Arrangiatevi.
Big Brother!
Day 1 - Andrea Maderna admits straight away that he doesn't like the look  
of Elena Avesani. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out,  
Tatiana Saggioro is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Flavio  
Muci later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores.  
Carlo Barone creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the  
women belong. Valentina Cervi hits him with a Coltello.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must  
make a model of Empire out of Banana. After much persuasion by Carlo  
Barone, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Empire task is well under way. However havoc ensues  
when Flavio Muci, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest  
fat bastard in the house, eats half the Banana. Valentina Cervi is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Empire task must be completed. Things are  
going well until shortly before the end when Flavio Muci farts and blows  
Empire over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Elena  
Avesani cries.
6 - Carlo Barone gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother  
chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the  
housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of  
cider, Elena Avesani admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with  
a Coltello. Andrea Maderna says he never wears condoms because they make  
his Culo sore and Carlo Barone agrees. Tatiana Saggioro goes into a rant  
about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm  
because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Flavio Muci sits in the  
corner, quietly eyeing up Carlo Barone.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to  
leave. Andrea Maderna goes round everyone one by one, telling them he  
really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can  
really relate to. Valentina Cervi and Elena Avesani are voted as the two  
candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Andrea Maderna.
9 - Valentina Cervi and Elena Avesani are told of their nominations and  
burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them.  
Tatiana Saggioro sings them a song - Vaffanculo - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Elena Avesani out of the house. She pretends not to  
be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have  
admitted about enjoying being spanked. Elena Avesani leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to  
terms with Elena Avesani's departure. The food budget is low due to the  
failure of last week's failed task. Tatiana Saggioro has to make do  
without the cucumber she requested. Valentina Cervi is visibly depressed  
and is comforted by Carlo Barone, who tries to touch her on her Figa.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Carlo Barone  
touching Valentina Cervi's Figa over and over again. This is because it  
shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it  
will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the  
task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the  
globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Flavio  
Muci refuses to run because his Culo hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is  
completed. Flavio Muci finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the  
task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Valentina  
Cervi calls Flavio Muci a lazy Culo.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Andrea Maderna  
tells everyone individually that he thinks Valentina Cervi is a whore. He  
also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is  
finished is welcome to come and visit. Valentina Cervi and Carlo Barone  
are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Andrea Maderna.
16 - The nominations are announced. Valentina Cervi can't believe she's  
been voted out two weeks in a row. Carlo Barone is equally stunned and  
turns to Valentina Cervi for comfort. Flavio Muci is distraught and  
confesses to Tatiana Saggioro that he thinks he is in love with Carlo  
Barone. Tatiana Saggioro says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates  
because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Carlo Barone out of the house. Valentina Cervi says  
she is gutted and even gives Carlo Barone a clipping of hair from her Figa  
to prove how much she cares. Flavio Muci is also devastated but keeps his  
hair to himself. Carlo Barone leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Valentina Cervi  
clipping the hair from her Figa. Apparently this is an important  
psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National  
Anthem of Molise in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on  
completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Molise sounds like but  
Flavio Muci says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose  
Andrea Maderna as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Andrea Maderna successfully burps not only the National Anthem of  
Molise but also God Save The Queen, Vaffanculo and the theme tune to  
Amici. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a  
tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Andrea Maderna tells everyone that he has a  
Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday.  
Flavio Muci and Tatiana Saggioro are nominated.
23 - Flavio Muci and Tatiana Saggioro take their nominations well and sit  
down with Andrea Maderna and Valentina Cervi to discuss why they voted for  
them. Andrea Maderna keeps quiet but Valentina Cervi accuses Flavio Muci  
of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Culo before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Tatiana Saggioro out of the house and nobody really  
gives a shit. Tatiana Saggioro leaves.
25 - Andrea Maderna becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This  
footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that  
it gives us a true insight into the working of Andrea Maderna's mind and  
brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting  
5000 tons of Capra dung using only a Coltello. Andrea Maderna is unsure  
but Flavio Muci is confident, claiming to have done something very similar  
when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Flavio Muci breaks down in tears and  
announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the  
dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Capra  
incident from his childhood. Valentina Cervi tries to persuade him to stay  
but Andrea Maderna sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Flavio Muci  
decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Capra dung task proves  
impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on  
some vegetable wine, made by Valentina Cervi from a couple of mouldy  
carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Andrea Maderna asks Valentina  
Cervi to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Andrea Maderna  
nominates Valentina Cervi to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does  
Valentina Cervi.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Valentina Cervi graciously accepts  
defeat and proclaims that Andrea Maderna is a worthy winner. As they are  
soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to  
the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big  
Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures  
go through the roof. Andrea Maderna takes his £70,000 and runs away to  
Molise. Nobody, including Valentina Cervi, ever sees him again.

 gives a shit. Tatiana Saggioro leaves.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In ogni caso:
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Ahahah, questi erano i miei:
Bovati creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. 
Tifa hits him with a mattarello.
The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a 
model of San Siro out of fagiolata.
Flx successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Tagikistan but also God 
Save The Queen, some Brit (AHR AHR) Pop and the theme tune to Racial 
Championship.
Flx becomes the first housemate to have a wank
Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons 
of Coprofago dung using only a mattarello. Flx is unsure but giopep is 
confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger.
"the Coprofago incident"
ROTFL
Anyway:
Flx takes his Ł70,000 and runs away to Tagikistan. Nobody, including Tifa, 
ever sees him again.
M.

 ever sees him again.
 Ruotfl, bellissimo sto coso.
Da me ha vinto bovati, dopo essersi fatto syb :D 
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 Da me ha vinto bovati, dopo essersi fatto syb :D
HAhahahah, sì sì, in generale l'effetto è bellissimo.
Ma nel mio c'erano delle cose agghiacciantemente corrispondenti a realtà.
Voglio dire, io che offro la casa a tutti, Tatiana che viene buttata fuori  
senza che glie ne freghi niente a nessuno...
E queste sono le più evidenti, ci sarebbero pure un paio su Flx e sempre  
Taty, ma vanno a interpretazione.
Ma queste due, ROTFL, sembrano fatte apposta.
:D

cutpastarlo. Arrangiatevi.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. giopep asks rumika to
marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly giopep nominates rumika to
leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does rumika.
30 - When the nomination is announced, rumika graciously accepts
defeat and proclaims that giopep is a worthy winner. As they are soon
to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to
the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the
Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing
figures go through the roof. giopep takes his £70,000 and runs away to
uzbekistan. Nobody, including rumika, ever sees him again.
:|
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"Certo che mi è dispiaciuto. Peccato ma pazienza."

 look of Elena Avesani.
 Big Brother!
Day 1 - giopep admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of
rumika. He says she looks like a lesbian.
follia e non avevo letto il tuo :D

 sexuality.
AHAHHAHA Ma non avevo notato
 Day 1 - giopep admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of
rumika. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, tifa is in
fact the only lesbian in the house, although alexbi later admits that he
is unsure of his true sexuality.
A parte il morph Flx --> AlexBi è follia

 takes his Ł70,000 and runs away to Molise.
 giopep takes his Ł70,000 and runs away to Molvania