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Subject: *PREPARE TO MEET GOD*           
    PREPARE TO MEET GOD
I thought this was quite interesting ... enjoy!
   Subject: PROOF OF GOD
1)     The world is too perfect. For example: sun, stars, moon, air,
earth, food, life, and water. If you threw a block of metal on the
ground, would it form a watch and start ticking?
2)     Out of body experiences: Good people see the same Heaven and
ungodly people fall down the same dark hole.
3)     Padre Pio had a stigmata that doctors and scientists determined
to be supernaturally imposed (not self-inflected). One month before he
died his wounds healed and left no scar. Note: Jesus saves (not what
church you go to).
4)     Statues of Mother Mary that doctors and scientists determined
cry human tears. Note: Jesus saves (not the statue).
5)     The world calendar system is based on Jesus’ life (B.C.- Before
Christ). Could one man have fooled the whole world?
6)     The Bible and Jesus said that he would be killed. Jesus did not
back out, even when offered the opportunity by Pilate to deny being
the Christ and be set free. What glory would it be for a man to be
Christ if he’s dead.
7)     Statues of Jesus and Mother Mary that stay standing in towns
that have been destroyed by hurricanes and earthquakes.
8)     Foot prints of God. The Bible is coded with sentences using
Jesus’ name before He was born. No man knew the Christ’s name would be
Jesus or how to code this type of information. No other religious book
has coded information like this in it.
9)     Center of the Bible was created by God before the Bible was
completed.
10)     Exorcisms are performed all over the world using the power of
Jesus Christ. No other religion besides Christianity can do that. 
    Subject: CENTER OF THE BIBLE
Here's some little known Bible facts our parish librarian and I came
across. This is interesting and unique.
What is the shortest chapter in the Bible?
Answer - Psalm 117.
What is the longest chapter in the Bible?
Answer - Psalm 119.
Which chapter is in the center of the Bible?
Answer - Psalm 118.
Fact: There are 594 chapters before Psalm 118.
Fact: There are 594 chapters after Psalm 118.
Add these numbers up and you get 1188.
What is the center verse in the Bible?
Answer - Psalm 118:8.
1) NOTE: THIS BOOK OF PSALMS WAS WRITTEN BEFORE ALL THE BOOKS THAT
CAME AFTER IT. THAT MEANS THAT GOD KNEW THIS WOULD BE THE CENTER
BEFORE THE BIBLE WAS COMPLETED.
2) IF YOU HAVE THREE BOOKS, LONGEST (119), SHORTEST (117), WHAT DO YOU
HAVE LEFT? MIDDLE OR CENTER (118). THIS ALSO POINTS OUT THAT GOD
INTENDED THIS TO BE THE CENTER.
3) ALSO IF ANY BOOK, CHAPTER, OR VERSE WERE REMOVED FROM THE BIBLE
THEN 118 AND 118:8 WOULD NOT BE THE CENTER. THAT MEANS THE WHOLE BIBLE
IS TRULY GOD'S WORD.
Does this verse say something significant about God's perfect will for
our lives?  We could summarize the whole Bible in this one sentence.
The next time someone says they would like to find God's perfect will
for their lives and that they want to be in the center of His will,
just send them to the center of His Word:
"It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man."
Psalm 118:8.
 
    Subject: WHY DID JESUS DIE?
God told Adam that if he ate from the Tree of Conscience (known as the
apple tree), death and sin would be introduced. When Adam ate from the
tree God allowed his promise to be fulfilled. God did not want us to
have this curse, but if He did not keep the promise He would be a
liar. God does not lie. God (just like a great lawyer) found a
loop-hole in the system. God took the sinless Christ and poured into
him our sins. Then in exchange poured His goodness into us. All who
believe in Jesus have death and sin removed and are promised eternal
life in Heaven.
    Subject: POWER PRAYER
NEXT TIME SOMEONE RUBS YOU THE WRONG WAY HIT THEM WITH THIS:
BY THE POWER OF THE BLOOD SHED ON THE CROSS AND
BY THE AUTHORITY OF JESUS' NAME AND
BY THE AUTHORITY OF GOD'S WORD.
I INVITE YOU (JESUS) TO
PROTECT,
LEAD, AND
COMFORT.
THAT PERSON (or YOURSELF )________________.
THIS SHORT PRAYER HAS A LOT OF POWER. TRY THIS NEXT TIME YOU FEEL
SOMEONE NEEDS A PRAYER. IT'LL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE KNOWING THAT.
SATAN LOST TWO PEOPLE, INSTEAD OF GAINING TWO.
1.  THE BLOOD HAS THE POWER TO WASH AWAY ALL THE SINS OF THE WORLD. 
2.  JESUS HAS AUTHORITY OVER ALL THINGS IN THE WORLD AND HEAVEN.
3.  GOD'S WORD SAYS "ASK IN MY NAME AND YOU WILL RECEIVE".
1.  PROTECT FROM EVIL.
2.  LEAD TO HEAVEN.
3.  COMFORT WHEN THERE'S SORROW.
 
    Subject: BATTLE
        Ephesians 6:10
We are not fighting against people made of flesh and blood, but
against persons without bodies. So, put on all of God’s armor to
resist the enemy whenever he attacks.
1)     Faith is your shield.
2)     Salvation is your helmet.
3)     God's Word is your sword.
Faith--Believing in God.
Salvation--Knowing that you’re saved.
God's Word--The Bible is God’s Word.
This Prepare to Meet God letter and the Bible give you all three of
these. 
   Subject: THE ART OF PRAYING
Try to use some of these tools when praying.
1) Forgive--God forgave us. Why should he grant our prayer if we hold
anger and hate in our hearts? Let go of this and know that if someone
did you wrong, they will be judged, but don't wish that on them.
Instead ask God to forgive them and let them into heaven with you.
2) Heard--know that all prayers are heard.
3) Help--all prayers help. We may not understand why some prayers seem
to be unanswered but know that they all help and we will understand
everything later.
4) Comfortable--if you’re in pain while praying (like long term
kneeling) offer up the pain to God and he will love you for that. But,
praying doesn't always need to be a painful experience. Try praying
lying down sometimes and maybe Jesus will give you a big hug.
Sometimes the pain takes your mind off the prayer. Talking to God is
beautiful and we should look forward to it. When you’re in love do you
want to be in pain when you hug each other?
5) Love--know that God loves you more than you could ever imagine. Try
to offer love back to him when you’re praying.
6) God’s will--don’t pray for things that are obviously outside of
Gods will.
7) Fasting--sometimes may be needed to add to prayer power.
8) Forgive Yourself - Ask Jesus to forgive you of your sin.  You
should be sorry and have the intention of trying not to make the same
sin again.  Then let it go, Jesus has forgiven you.  Don't live in
guilt thinking about past sin that has already been forgiven. 
    Subject: AN ADDITIONAL PRAYER FOR COMFORT
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD,
    I HAVE EVERYTHING I NEED!
HE LETS ME REST IN GREEN MEADOWS,
    HE LEADS ME BESIDE PEACEFUL STREAMS.
    HE RENEWS MY STRENGTH.
HE GUIDES ME ALONG RIGHT PATHS,
    BRINGING HONOR TO HIS NAME.
EVEN WHEN I WALK
    THROUGH THE DARK VALLEY OF DEATH,
I WILL NOT BE AFRAID,
    FOR YOU ARE CLOSE BESIDE ME.
YOUR ROD AND STAFF
    PROTECT AND COMFORT ME.
YOU WELCOME ME AS A GUEST,
    MY CUP OVERFLOWS WITH BLESSINGS.
SURELY YOUR GOODNESS AND UNFAILING LOVE WILL PURSUE ME
    ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE,
AND I WILL LIVE IN THE HOUSE OF THE LORD
    FOREVER!
"HEAVEN IS AT HAND"
PLEASE PASS THIS ON.
YOUR FRIEND,
JAMES
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Subject: *PREPARE TO MEET GOD*           
ma chi pensi abbia letto dopo la terza riga?
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"Alle Bermuda, in estate, Silvio e i suoi amici rileggono
i grandi classici del pensiero occidentale" 

ma chi pensi abbia letto dopo la terza riga?
tu, per iniziare. :ppppppp
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tu, per iniziare. :ppppppp
mi sono fermato alla prima.
già li ho capito che l'argomento non mi interessava
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già li ho capito che l'argomento non mi interessava
e allora hai fatto male.
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e allora hai fatto male.
che cosa vuoi che me freghi di incontrare dio?
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che cosa vuoi che me freghi di incontrare dio?
perché, magari ti potrebbe far conoscere qualche bella gnoccolona.
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