Newsgroup: it.comp.os.linux.sys
Titolo: Prova da pan

questa è solo una prova
Ciao

On Sun, 16 Jul 2000 14:18:07 +0100, 
Alessandro Binarelli (
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wrote:
| questa è solo una prova
 
 Ecco, allora valla a fare su it.test e non qui.
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 questa è solo una prova
la prossima volta usa it.test
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non sò nemmeno se questo msg è uscito? ......neanche ti rispondo..la
prossima volta magari non sprecare neanche i polpastrelli per risponderci a
un messaggio che nell'oggetto ha prova!!.....e cresci!!
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On Sun, 16 Jul 2000 17:34:01 +0200, 
Alessandro Binarelli (
a_bin...@pns.it
)
wrote:
| Con tutti i messaggi che non centrano niente tu vieni a dire a me di
| informarmi che c'è un it.test, sottoscriverlo e farci le prove quando ancora
| non sò nemmeno se questo msg è uscito? 
 Avresti dovuto usare it.test per vedere se usciva.
 Se hai postato su qui, evidentemente potevi anche postare la`.
|......neanche ti rispondo..la
| prossima volta magari non sprecare neanche i polpastrelli per risponderci a
| un messaggio che nell'oggetto ha prova!!.....e cresci!!
 Cresci tu, bimbo.
 E leggiti la netiquette.
 BTW: neanche io perdero` tempo a risponderti. A mai piu`, *plonk*
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ok..ok..basta polemiche, chiedo scusa e non succederà piu'.....forse ho
anche esagerato.
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un messaggio che nell'oggetto ha prova!!.....e cresci!!
Dear
[x] Clueless Newbie	[ ] Lamer	[ ] Flamer	[ ] Spammer [ ] Loser
[ ] Troller	[ ] "Me too" er	[ ] Pervert 	[ ] Geek
[ ] Freak 	[ ] Nerd 	[ ] Elvis	[ ] Racist 
[ ] Fed 	[ ] WaReZ D00D 	[ ] Satanist	[ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Revisionist	[ ] Apologist 	[ ] Scientologist	[ ] IBM/Mac Bigot
[ ] "Expert" 	[ ] Hypocrite 	[x] Moron	[ ] Evolutionary Dead End
[ ] Stereotypical AOLer		[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person 
I took exception to your recent
[ ] Email	[x] Post to it.comp.os.linux.sys
It was (check all that apply):
[x] Lame	[x] Stupid		[ ] Abusive	[x] Clueless	
[ ] Idiotic	[ ] Brain-damaged	[ ] Imbecilic	[ ] Arrogant	
[ ] Malevolent	[ ] Contemptible	[ ] Libelous	[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Nauseating	[ ] Fundamentalist	[ ] Stupid	[ ] Boring	
[ ] Dim		[ ] Cowardly		[ ] Deceitful	[ ] Demented	
[ ] Crazy	[ ] Self-righteous	[ ] Weird	[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome	[ ] Satanic		[ ] Despicable	[ ] Belligerent	
[ ] Maladroit	[ ] Mind-numbing	[ ] Assinine	[x] Pointless	
[x] Annoying	[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which
		you may be capable.
 
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] You Spammed	[ ] You defended someone who Spammed.
[ ] You doubtlessly violated the Terms of Service of your ISP
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed
[ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line
[ ] You obviously know nothing about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You are placing your profits above fundamental ethics
[ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your beliefs on others
[ ] You made a blanket statement without backing it up
[ ] You made unwarranted assumptions
[ ] You posted a "news article" without bothering to do basic research
[ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[x] You don't know which group to post in
[ ] You made a post and didn't say anything
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are the reason some groups are moderated
[ ] You posted in HTML
[ ] You used the phrase "Information Superhighway"
[ ] You cannot recognize sarcasm
[ ] You made an error and blamed someone else
[ ] You flamed someone for a spelling error.
    [ ] And you misspelled something in the process
[ ] What you posted has been done before.
[ ] and it was done better the last time.
[x] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You quoted nothing, so nobody knows what you refer to
[ ] You messed up the attributions on your quotes.
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You crossposted an existing thread into tons of irrelevant groups
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it 
    [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam
    [ ] You posted a URL that had nothing to do with the subject header
    [x] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in *.test
    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
    [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You asked questions straight out of the FAQ
    [ ] Deliberately
[ ] You posted a "FAQ" containing deliberately misleading information
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
    [ ] Your sig is longer than the body of your message
    [ ] It contains stupid song lyrics
    [ ] It contains a stupid "witty" quote
    [ ] It contains worthless ASCII graphics
        [ ] Amiga tick	[ ] Map
	    [ ] Map of Australia
	        [ ] including pointer to Perth
[ ] You have been warlorded
    [ ] more than once
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal 
[ ] You argued that spamming was legal, even though nobody claimed it wasn't
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable.
[ ] You used unusual line formatting making your post confusing.
[ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k3wL
    [ ] You failed
        [ ] Miserably
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] your post contained no capital letters at all
[ ] You referred to the Usenet Cabal (There is no Cabal)
[ ] You attempted a deliberate invocation of Godwin's Law
[ ] You referred to Usenet as "the Internet", or vice versa.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of 
    [ ] this newsgroup	[ ] Usenet   [ ] email    [ ] the Internet
    [ ] communication   [ ] life
[ ] You are a loser.
    [ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
        [ ] more than once
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
It is recommended that you:
[x] Get a clue	[ ] Get a life	[ ] Go away	[ ] Grow up
[ ] Act something close to your age
[ ] Never post again	
[ ] Smoke less of what you are smoking
[ ] Consider how low the tolerance on the Internet is for Spam
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week 
[ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life
[ ] stop sending Email and get a life
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Go to the top of a building and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] get a gun and shoot yourself
[ ] poke your eye out with a stick
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[x] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[ ] Attempt to win this year's Darwin Award
[ ] Do not pass along your genes
[ ] consume excrement
    [ ] and thus expire
[ ] Perform solitary sexual congress
[x] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test
[ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psych help	[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*		        [x] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Learn the purpose of email	[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Your mother wears army boots	[ ] You're possibly the most annoying person currently alive
[ ] Other: ____________________________________
[ ] Most of the above	
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
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On 16 Jul 2000 22:02:46 +0200, 
Marco d'Itri (8fjsor$496$
1...@wonderland.linux.it
)
wrote:
 [snippone]
 
 ROTFLASTC!!!!! :-DDDD
 E messaggio keepato... :-)
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 questa è solo una prova
a me piu' che binarelli (in compagnia del cingalese?) mi hai ricordato
un po' il mago afono...
(andava su it.test)
ciao, gabriele.
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 wrote:
AB> prossima volta magari non sprecare neanche i polpastrelli per risponderci a
AB> un messaggio che nell'oggetto ha prova!!.....e cresci!!
sei parente di tony binarelli? allora fai una magia,vattene affanculo!
(:->>> eehhh sto skerzando!!! c'è it.test per i test e qualunque scusa
tu abbia non serve a nulla,hai sbagliato e basta.)
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Ho già chiesto scusa....
...lo chiedo di nuovo....che devo fare di piu' oltre che dire che non
avverrà piu?
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la prima volta che MdI non e' conciso! Mi segno questa data ;-)
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la prima volta che MdI non e' conciso! Mi segno questa data ;-)
no, e' la seconda in settimana; ma l' interlocutore e' lo stesso
ciao
marco

la prima volta che MdI non e' conciso! Mi segno questa data ;-)
Ma come? Ha scritto *zero* parole! Magari ha pure un programma che mette
le crocette automagicamente e non ha battuto neanche quelle;-)
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la prima volta che MdI non e' conciso! Mi segno questa data ;-)
Se selezioni solo il testo corrispondente alle crocette, la risposta
e' molto coincisa e precisa ;-)
ciao Michele


Beh' l'altro discorso era costruttivo  :-)
Ciao
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 la prima volta che MdI non e' conciso! Mi segno questa data ;-)
era solo per "incignare" il questionario, secondo me ;)
ma dov'e' l'originale? (risposta di prammatica: chettifrega? copiati
questo, no?)
saluti *veramente deliranti* , gabriele.
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Mamma mia quante cazzate!
hihihi... però è divertente... :)

questo, no?)
Psssstt !! Ne ho uno simile in Italiano :) !
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>Psssstt !! Ne ho uno simile in Italiano :) !
Psssstt psssstt !! Manda, manda (attento all'antispam nell'email)!
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Psssstt !! Ne ho uno simile in Italiano :) !
Che aspetti a incignarlo? Devo mandare un messaggio anti-svizzeri? :-)
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 Psssstt psssstt !! Manda, manda (attento all'antispam nell'email)!
anc'amme' gz (at) freeweb (dot) org ;)
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ma dov'e' l'originale? 
Bonehead Reply Form, lo trovi con google.
Leonardo
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Psssstt !! Ne ho uno simile in Italiano :) !
E spero bene che abbia i credits del traduttore, se e' quello che
penso 8-D
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anc'amme' gz (at) freeweb (dot) org ;)
Diretto pure ad Antonio Messina e "Mr Shark The Informaniac": Non lo
trovo piu' :-( !
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8-D
Bazzicavi nei gruppi Amiga ? L'ho pigliato da li' :) ...
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