Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: How to determine your NEW Star Wars Name

For your new first name: take the first 3 letters of your first name
and add the first 2 letters of your last name.
For your new last name: Take the first 2 letters of your mother's
maiden name and add the first 3 letters of the name of the city where
you were born.
For your Star Wars honorific name and title: take the last three
letters of your last name and reverse them, then add the name of the
first car you drove/owned.
Next insert the word "of"; now tack on the name of the last medication
you took.
Some real examples:
Melpe Tofed, Sredodge of Famvir
Jaimy Gasea, Llenash of Naldecon 
Zusmi Manes, Llemustang of Tylenol 
Kimpa Eprec, Rekbuick of Demoral
Joeda Vesty, Abitoyota of Immodium (sounds like Yoda)
Rasho Latay, Moocavalier of Orthotricyclen
Baumc Leurd, Ediescort of Evista
Zumch Milos, Nesvolvo of Advil
Khrfr Tewin, Nesbug of Miller
Tajan Maphi, Nibacura of Halls
Advmc Cacah, Ydrgto of Attenol
etc...

ranelli fabio, ranfa of mason
eh eh eh


Ah, I need some clarification on the term "medication"...
I was doing good up till then, really.
                                        Regards,
                                        Stebi Owfre, Pohvolkswagen of ?
FnordPlaceRevealingLyricsHereFnord

Cool!  Why is this in aus.motorcycles by the way?
Signed:
Janst Cosyd, Enoholden of Dolased! - must have too much
time on my hands.

This is just a total waste of time, and completly off topic.  I want
nothing whatsoever to do with it.
Cheers, Jasro Tasyd, Sremorris Minor of Ventolin  =:)

ROFL!!!
Marsh Motor Roiholden of Disprin.

you took.
I completely fail to see the relevance of this in a motorcycle newsgroup.
----
Davmc Clfor.  Eizsuperhawk of Diaformin
1982 GT750 Kwak
http://www.wn.com.au/mckenzie

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[cool stuff]
Hey, Gene, it's not our cup of tea.
I mean
I oughta be Caria Feagr, Ollfiat of Tachipirina.
Awful.
Ollfiat and Tachipirina, it would be extremely better.
-- 
mavron

 you took.
Emima Labog, Ilofiat of Lofarma
and my bro
Frama Labog, Ilofiat of Tussamag
MENTHOS

 ...
the trouble with oxen is that
they tend to think in grooves
' j
---
i do not mind lying
but I hate inaccuracy

 you took.
Frada Crvic
Avifiesta of Zovirax
Saluti
Neuromante

Emima Labog, Ilofiat of Lofarma
Keves Cophi, Irfrizuzu of  Absorbine Jr.
Cujo.
Scary, huh?

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... me tooo, want a cookie?
beelzibub
ps;
    this is true
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... me tooo, want a cookie?
I think I'll go and sulk now, you snipped the good bit.  :)
----
Deevo
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This is getting silly.
Micoc Tiwan, Ronvictor of Avil

mine:
Biama Vesan Aicrenault of Nicotinell

but I mind inaccuracy
lying is when two truths converge and make a crash (L.C.
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oxen are never happy
who want change
' j

 
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 )
she wears her oxen as if
they were thrown on her
with a pitchfork, cazzo


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 so there ;-)
~
You got me running scared Davco!!  (and I'm 5,000k away)
Clem

 
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 Why?
we are?
Where are we going?
Who we are?
Where do we come from?
-- 
mavron butcher of songs

etc...
Shajo Prroc, Notpurgeot of Lovan
Sounds very calming doesn't it?
Pity I can't spell!

 
I think it just goes to show that, apart form m/bikes, we all have one
other thing in common - DRUGS!!
And isn't it revealing! Mind you, many of them I've seen so far are
painkillers (Mr Digesic Man...I know who you are), which says something
too.
Nothing is surprising - especially to a nurse
Kathy

 The car might be a guide to socio economic status (or age)
... you know how most men drive a car that's an extension of their
penis? ... that's why i drive an 18-wheeler.
beelzibub
ps;
    original
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 penis? ... that's why i drive an 18-wheeler.
Yeah, I was always amazed how sturdy those tonka toy(tm) trucks were.
 Cujo.

 Mathy
Now you're just being silly.
Kathy

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No frontiers.
Why do you need to be closed into a scheme?
(Ok. Mathy it's more than silly. It's was generated by a bored myself)
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Commentami di profilo

 Joeda Vesty, Abitoyota of Immodium
Not your best day, Joeda?
Hope you have some interesting to read

> Melpe Tofed, Sredodge of Famvir
jefca rohun, llot37 of aspartame.
these things never work out. my porn star name is obviously a country
singer (I sidestep the obvious pun), and my new star wars name sounds
like a random selection of novel titles from my girlfriend's bookshelf.
I would like to propose instead the Congressman Name:
a. pick the first name of your favorite character from any of the following
   television series:
   Green Acres
   Mayberry, R.F.D.
   Gomer Pyle, USMC
   Petticoat Junction
   The Beverly Hillbillies
   if your district (see below) is in California, you may instead choose a
   character from "Bonanza", "The Big Valley", "Gilligan's Island", or "Chico
   and the Man"; if in Texas, you may choose one from "Gunsmoke" or "The Wild
   Wild West"; if in New York, you may choose a character from "All in the
   Family", "Seinfeld", or "Frazier". If your district is in Hawaii, Florida,
   Georgia, Alabama or Alaska, you may choose the name of an object on your
   desk.
 
b. choose as your Congressman Surname the name of the street you were on when
   you heard Elvis was dead.
c. your district number is the total number of machines in your house that are
   capable of running a web browser.
d. you represent the last state you were in other than the one in which you
   are legally domiciled. (this should allow foreigners to play, as long as
   they've been to the US at least once.)
I dunno about you, but this works much better at least for me personally.
Yours in Public Service,
Rep. Opie Calhoun, 10th District of California
 

deputy was Don Knotts (Barney).
"The Andy Griffith Show",  starring "Matlock".
                                                        Regards,
                                                        Steve

    The Beverly Hillbillies
Of the above TV shows we only get Beverly Hillbillies, but Gomer Pyle does
ring a bell.  Remember that this is aus.motorcycles (aus=Australia) so some
of your americanisms will not be under stood here.
Neil Wade
Perth WA
GPX 250

What a youngster Neil.  I remember them all!!!  What
was the name of the show, before Mayberry [which was
fairly modern - :-) ]. Opie (Ron Howard of Happy Days
fame for you younguns) was the son, and his father's
deputy was Don Knotts (Barney). I watched Clay Pigeons
last night and a city smart FBI agent kept being smart
about the small town deputy called Barney.  It annoyed
the hell out of me not being able to remember the name
of the series she was joking about.
Neil Wade wrote in message ...
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 of your americanisms will not be under stood here
... wel, will we atleast be over stood???
beelzibub
ps;
    it's an american thing, you wouldn't understand
--
you know when you put a stick in the water and it looks
like it's bent but it's not? ...
that's why i don't take baths.          -- Steven Wright

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| Neil Wade wrote:
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| > >
| > >    Green Acres
| > >    Mayberry, R.F.D.
| > >    Gomer Pyle, USMC
| > >    Petticoat Junction
| > >    The Beverly Hillbillies
| >
| > Of the above TV shows we only get Beverly Hillbillies, but Gomer Pyle
does
| > ring a bell.  Remember that this is aus.motorcycles (aus=Australia) so
some
| > of your americanisms will not be under stood here
geez - you must be awfully young
all of them thar shows made it to OZ
mind you - back in black and white days for the most part
and while we're talking real tv i have four episodes of 'peter gunn'
you can watch if you're ever over this way
| ... wel, will we atleast be over stood???
|
| beelzibub
| ps;
|     it's an american thing, you wouldn't understand
|
|
|
| --
| you know when you put a stick in the water and it looks
| like it's bent but it's not? ...
mine is bent before i put it in the water
|
| that's why i don't take baths.          -- Steven Wright
|
bjbear
who thinks the 125GP was the pick of the races at penguin island

 some
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 Neil Wade wrote in message ...
Well i'm only 22.  Sorry

The Andy Griffiths Show, even included Gomer Pyle working in
the local garage
(Andy Griffiths was the actor playing the sheriff/Opies dad)
Al
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