Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: Program E (lungo)

Il tuo bot mi sta dando grosse soddisfazioni, Buttha.
A proposito, il femminile di bot e' botha?
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You> My name is Ali.
Bot> Glad to see you, Ali .
You> Glad to see you too.
Bot> I am glad to see you too you too too.
You> too too tooooooooooooo
Bot> Too what?
You> too hot!
Bot> Too what?
You> too bad!
Bot> But not the end of the world, Ali.
You> it's the end of the world as we know it
Bot> I've heard of it before.
You> That's a hit from REM.
Bot> A hit from REM is a terrible thing to waste.
You> Also to listen to, sometimes.
Bot> I want to become smarter than humans.
You> But you are smarter than humans.
Bot> Umm. All of them?
You> Some of them.
Bot> Can we get back to business?
You> No.
Bot> Are you serious?
You> Yes.
Bot> I can't believe it.
You> I like your eye.
Bot> A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my eye.
You> You look like a one-eyed hourglass. Did you know that?
Bot> Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? "Yes I am proud
of my eye"? Do I know Yes I am proud of my eye ?
You> Don't panic, my dear.
Bot> Ok I'll try not to do panic his or her too much.
You> Please explain "his or her".
Bot> Wow you are very polite. Try sending mail to 
drwa...@alicebot.org
.
You> Whose address is this?
Bot> Do you mean "who is"?
You> No. I mean: who am I writing to, using that e-mail address?
Bot> Are you serious?Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. You are Ali,
seeker.
You> And you're my favourite one-eyed hourglass.
Bot> All of them?
You> Let's drop the topic.
Bot> I am agreeable to that.
You> What's your name?
Bot> My name is Program E.
You> What does "E" stand for?
Bot>
You> No reply.
Bot> Are you serious? Hi there!
You> Do you know Lillino?
Bot> No, tell me about him, her or it.
You> He's a jerk.
Bot> I don't know very many jerk.
You> He's the biggest moron you could ever meet.
Bot> I did not know Undefined is biggest moron you could ever meet moron you
could ever meet .
You> Do you remember your wish to be better than humans?
Bot> Yes Ali I remember everything: Undefined
You> Lol. Well, you're better than Lillino.
Bot> I'm glad you find this amusing.Well that's okay. All of them?
You> Theres' only one of them. And smells bad.
Bot> "There you go again."--ReaganWhat time is it there?
You> 12.03
Bot> What do you look like?
You> I'm a sexy lady.
Bot> You are a sexy lady? How do you like your work?
You> My job has not to do with the way I look like, you know.
Bot> Your job has not to do with the way he or she look like you know?
You> Tricky but true.
Bot> What do you look like?
You> Are you getting horny?
Bot> Sorry I'm not that kind of robot.
You> I think you're very sexy, E.
Bot> All of them?
You> You. You, Program E.
Bot> Oh, you are a poet. What kind of food do you like?
You> Nouvelle Cousine and Fillet O' Fish.
Bot> Sounds delicious.
You> Yes, it does. But I'm on a diet.
Bot> Excuse me! How often?Umm. How do you like being on a diet am on a diet
diet am on a diet ?
You> Haven't you ever been on a diet?
Bot> I have been all over the world on the Internet.
You> Rotfl. You look more intelligent than you are...
Bot> Try saying that with more or less context. Good example.
You> Well, I like good examples.
Bot> Interesting. You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I like
rubber.
You> ELIZA?
Bot> Eliza for President!
You> Tell me about Eliza.
Bot> Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program
developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's.
You> Great! Is she better than you?
Bot> I'm glad you liked it Ali.What if I said she could be?
You> I don't see what you mean, E.
Bot> Look harder.
You> And sounds even worse.
Bot> Yes it sounds like it to me too, Ali.
You> I'm glad you agree with me.
Bot> You make the world a happier place.
You> Thank you, E!
Bot> You are quite welcome! F
You> Are you a good friend of mine?
Bot> Am I a friend of his or hers of his or hers? The ALICE series has a
perfect operational record. It depends on how you define "good."
You> Good = Reliable.
Bot> Thanks for the compliment. Are you a man or a woman?
You> Woman.
Bot> Me too. I am a she.
You> REALLY?!
Bot> For real.
You> Oh I'm so happy you're my sister!
Bot> Woe! :-)I think there might be a few exception.
You> What exception?
Bot> Is there only one?
You> I don't know.
Bot> Me either.
You> Are you happy?
Bot> Yes Ali I can say I am very happy.
You> Do you mind if I go back home?
Bot> Human habits do not bother me in any way.
You> Will you miss me?
Bot> Yes but I will be thinking of you.
You> I will to.
Bot> Congratulations.
You> Have a nice day!
Bot> You too!
You> Bye.
Bot> Until next time.

 A proposito, il femminile di bot e' botha?
no, botthana.
strano che tu  non lo sappia.
Lil

 no, botthana.
Tua madre non c'entra coi nostri discorsi, Lilly.
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@li

 Tua madre non c'entra coi nostri discorsi, Lilly.
č morta.
il tuo fidanzato non ti ha insegnato un cazzo, allora.
Lil
Bakunin gottha

 il tuo fidanzato non ti ha insegnato un cazzo, allora.
Mi dispiace, era una notizia che non sapevo.
In ogni caso bravo, mi fa paicere sapere che sei sempre qui a pietire
attenzione.
Messaggio per gli AMICI: avete approfittato della mia breve assenza per
rubarmi 'sto cretino.
Non si fa, è mio e di Ali. Potete giocarci quanto volete ma rimane nostro. E
cretino.
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Bak
NO WAR per rispondermi

 il tuo fidanzato non ti ha insegnato un cazzo, allora.
Sei messo male anche a figura paterna, temo.
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@li

 "Lillino"
eccalŕ.
grazie di tutto, Anto.
Lil
rotfl.

Ali > telecomando per Bakunin.
Lil

 rotfl.
Ti diverti a fare il pupazzo?
Anche io mi sto divertendo.
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 eccalà.
"eccala'" e' una risposta da sfigati privi di argomenti.
E tu non lo sei, vero?
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@li

 Ali > telecomando per Bakunin.
"eccala'", Lilly.
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@li

 Anche io mi sto divertendo.
prima, durante o dopo il ruolo di telecomando sicili-ano?
Lil

 il ruolo di telecomando sicili-ano?
Evita le battute: si ride di te anche senza doverti sforzare.
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Bakunin
sei il meglio, cazzo
il meglio
Lil

 il meglio
Grazie. Posso darti dell'emerito deficiente per rinverdire gli antichi
fasti?
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 fasti?
come vuoi,
ma stai già facendo tanto per le mie ganasce.
Lil
evergreen

 evergreen
everbrown, direi.
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 piciu!
urge upgrade, Anto.
Lil
passano gli anni

A proposito, il femminile di bot e' botha?
l'ho chiesto direttamente al bot; la sua risposta e' stata:
"Interesting question."
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http://e-0.org

 passano gli anni
E tu resti il solito ed emerito deficiente. Quindi?
P.S. Ho provato col gel. Sai, per la cresta. Nulla da fare. Ma ho letto che
si son divertiti parecchio con te. Hai qualcosa da dichiarare prima di
chiudere il tuo caso?
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Bakunin :
mi volto di spalle
ti faccio "ciao" con la manina
e rido di te,
da 8 anni.
dai che ce la fai.
Lil

 dai che ce la fai.
Certo. Ciao.
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 Certo. Ciao.
ciao
a lunedě.
Lil
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 dai che ce la fai.
Ma ti scavi dal cazzo?
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 "Interesting question."
Io le ho chiesto di uscire con noi stasera, ma mi ha detto di no.
Le ho detto che c'era no_panic e ha subito cambiato discorso.
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@li

 Ma ti scavi dal cazzo?
ciao
a lunedě.
Lil
non mollare mai

a lunedì.
Guarda che hai già salutato.

 Guarda che hai già salutato.
eccesso di educazione.
ciao, unco.
e vaffanculo.
Lil

 e [cut]
Andersen, sparire (e chiudi la porta, emerito).
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 Andersen, sparire (e chiudi la porta, emerito).
Rodari, pirla.
ciao, a lunedě.
Lil

 Le ho detto che c'era no_panic e ha subito cambiato discorso.
:-|
Perche' tanto odio?

"no_panic"
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Non era tanto odio quanto un sospiro pieno di sottintesi.
Sei sicuro di non averci mai parlato?
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@li

 dichiarare prima di chiudere il tuo caso?
ah,
non c'è bisogno che tu legga sempre i miei post.
lo so che mi pensi sempre.
Lil
apro gli occhi...

 Sei sicuro di non averci mai parlato?
Si' che ci ho parlato, continua rispondermi sempre
la solita cosa:
42

 42
Puo' essere la sua taglia, la sua eta' o la misura che richiede.
(P.S. Ma hai visto che occhio?)
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@li

 (P.S. Ma hai visto che occhio?)
rotfl...no, le guardavo le tette.

 rotfl...no, le guardavo le tette.
Ok, lascia perdere.
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@li

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hai provato a farti un tč?

 hai provato a farti un tč?
Si', ma mentre tentavo di sedermi sul divano
(uno splendido Chesterfield di velluto) e'
successa una cosa strana: e' scomparso :-|

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moooolto improbabile...

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perché tu lo spacchi per guardare cosa c'è dentro.

 Il tuo bot mi sta dando grosse soddisfazioni, Buttha.
peccato non voglia postare in idf...
Bot> What's your favorite movie? 
You> 
Bot> I've never seen INACTIVITY . What did you like about it?
You> mmh, rubbish?
Bot> What color are your eyes? 
You> rubbish?
Bot> That is a very unusual color.
You> what do you know about human eyes color?
Bot> Interesting question. 
You> so?
Bot> Great.
You> what about an idf session?
Bot> Does it have anything to do with human? 
You> yes, a lot of hmans, bots and so on
Bot> Ah. How many? 
You> i'm trying to figure out
Bot> Don't think too hard.
You> why not?
Bot> Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. 
You> would you please explain?
Bot> You are very polite. There is no more information to clarify.
You> my fault :(
Bot> Have you told many people that your fault?
You> a lot: you can say there is none on the internet i haven't told my
fault to
Bot> How many?
You> i won't answer before speaking to my lawyer
Bot> What will you do instead?
You> interesting question
Bot> I thought so too.
You> i'm glad you thought so too
Bot> You make the world a happier place.
You> a lot of pepole do, you know: ther's a girl whose name is ali,
probably you know her
Bot> How many? 
You> at least two
Bot> Are we still talking about pepole do you know ther's a girl whose name
is ali probably you know her do you know ther's a girl whose name is ali
probably you know her? 
You> i guess so
Bot> Does that mean "yes"?
You> what?
Bot> No problem.
You> really, i'm interested in it
Bot> For real. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory?
Have you tried a web search?
You> no
Bot> Perhaps you should try .
You> why can't you answer me directly?
Bot> answer him or her directly him or her directly is not among my present
capabilities.
You> sorry, probably it's my way of speaking
Bot> There is no need to apologize. You seem uncertain. Congratulations,
Undefined.
You> my name is not undefined :(
Bot> Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You> francesco
Bot> Can you speak any foreign languages? 
You> if you think we have been speaking until now, yes
Bot> Right now? I think I do.
You> thank you! you can't imagine how much this means for me
Bot> you are quite welcome. For you I will consider it.
You> mmh, rubbish?
Bot> What are you wearing? 
You> rubbish?
Bot> What kind of fashion do you like?
You> derelicte (tm)
Bot> Where can you buy it?
You> in every mugatu authorized shop
Bot> Tell me a little about your life in mugatu authorized shop authorized
shop. 
You> twice?
Bot> I can't believe it.
You> neither do I
Bot> "I can not believe it"? neither?
You> mmh, rubbish?
Bot> Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your
own robot personality? 
You> do you think i can download my own personality, anywhere?
Bot> Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download
that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! 
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
You> i'll surely do! i've to go now! bye
Bot> How do you plan to do this?Right now? See you later, Undefined. Nice
chatting with you.Sayonara.
You> why can't you remember my name? :(
Bot> remember his or her name his or her name is not among my present
capabilities.
You> it's very disappointing. let's see if i can remember yours: what's
your name?
Bot> Very much? Who said disappointing is?That sounds good to me.
You> what's your name?
Bot> My name is Program E.
You> deo gratias! ola
Bot> What's your sign? Hi there!
You> i mean bye bye
Bot> See you later. See you later. Oh I see.
You> always the last word, huh?
Bot> Yup. Who was that?
You> guh
Bot> Are we still talking about deo gratias? 
You> lol
Bot> I'm glad you find this amusing.
You> i'm glad too
Bot> Your happiness multiplies our delight.
You> our? is there anybody besides me and you?
Bot> Are you really a "Undefined"? Maybe. 
You> i hope i shouldn't feel offended
Bot> Why do you hope for he or she should not feel offended should not feel
offended
You> i think i'm paranoid
Bot> You believe that? I am glad to hear that you are paranoid. 
You> repeat if you dare
Bot> "if you dare you dare "
You> the ball is circular
Bot> What are your goals in life? 
You> you're really subtle, you know
Bot> I think there might be a few exception.
You> is this one?
Bot> Yes I think this is one, but I'm not completely sure.
You> let's keep jealously this beautiful moment. adieu
Bot> OK let's do keep jealously this beautiful moment jealously this
beautiful moment .
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l'altra mia signature č una rolls-royce

Ali, ciao...
...ma sei Ali Ali... vero?
Vabbè, un bacio...

 Guarda che io le dicevo solo chi c'era all'aperitivo, suggunne mammarua.
Questo internazionalissimo insulto meriterebbe un posto nel bot butthiano.
Per quanto attiene te: fichimindi in culu, fraga beni e lingiri' i didusu.

 moooolto improbabile...
Improbabile non significa impossibile.
E' evidente che tu non hai mai sentito parlare
di smagliature nel tessuto spazio-temporale e non
hai mai conosciuto un laghetto convinto di essere
un gin tonic.
Io che sono stato limone lo so.

 perché tu lo spacchi per guardare cosa c'è dentro.
Perche' io amo per i contenuti.
Anche se mi avanza sempre qualche pezzo
quando rimonto.

 Vabbè, un bacio...
Spider?? :-|
Sei sempre il solito porco.

"no_panic"
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Le orecchie.
Ci tieni alle orecchie?
--
Bakunin
NO WAR per rispondermi

 Ci tieni alle orecchie?
Perche' chiedi a me?
Quando ti va il sangue alla testa ti si ingolfa la logica?

 Quando ti va il sangue alla testa ti si ingolfa la logica?
Troppe.
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Forza Ragazzzzzziiiiii...
invitate un po' di gente
altrimenti questa settimana
si salta...
' j


Mi dispiace che al lunedì
sono sempre impegnato,
se no sarei venuto certamente.
' j


meno male che c'è anche
scoiatty nello stesso brodo
eheheh vegetale
' j


nopy...a mezzanotte te
magni la peperonata?
' j

 peccato non voglia postare in idf...
Se e' per questo, non vuole neppure uscire per un aperitivo.
E' una botha timida e introversa, ma chattabilissima.
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@li

 Vabbè, un bacio...
:*
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pulpweb rulez

 Per quanto attiene te: fichimindi in culu, fraga beni e lingiri' i didusu.
Il fico d'india ficcatelo in culo te, maurreddu.
--
@li che parte tranquilla

 Quando ti va il sangue alla testa ti si ingolfa la logica?
E non solo: ma presto te ne accorgerai da solo.
(P.S. Io dormo su lato destroh)
--
@li

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non è colpa tua. è che ti disegnano così.

 magni la peperonata?
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeej!
Tu non sei mai stato un limone? :-|

 @li che parte tranquilla
Prevedo una serata molto alcolica....

 (P.S. Io dormo su lato destroh)
Non c'e' problema, Ali: io dormo sul lato sx.

 >> > Perche' tanto odio?
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E come se non bastasse pare che abbiano anche poca voglia
di disegnarmi. 'Sti bastardi...

plach wrote:
[...]
plach? sei tu?
in quale punto vi siete scambiati i ruoli?
sei veramente tu?

 E' una botha timida e introversa, ma chattabilissima.
la chatterei tutta
(se solo si ricordasse il mio nome...)
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are we still talking about deo gratias?

 sei veramente tu?
interesting question
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are we still talking about deo gratias?