Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: the End of the Internet

http://www.astalavista.com/features/theend.htm

keroppi wrote:
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Do network packets travel more slowly in Italy during August? This was
lame when it was posted to every 'blog on the planet well over 3 months
ago.
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Matt Marchese
"I've been havin' this nightmare.......a real swinger of a
nightmare, too." -Frank Sinatra (The Manchurian Candidate)
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http://www.astalavista.com/features/theend.htm
scommetto che l'hai trovato spontaneamente.
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sk4zz0


http://www.astalavista.com/features/theend.htm
Could writing a book about "idiots" be practicing medicine without a license, or
is there such a thing about practicing psychiatry without a license?
I feel practicing psychiatry without a license whould come under the legal
heading of practicing medicine without a license, because i donot think the law
differentiates.
Check Out My Porny Page: 
http://lillyrouge.tripod.com/porn.html

It wasn't lame when I saw a more elaborated version (a Canadian website, I
think) in the early nineties.  Yes, this particular joke is at least ten
years old.
--Robert
But then again, nothing is new including annoying criticism like Matt's and
mine.


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that sux
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sk4zz0


http://www.astalavista.com/features/theend.htm
They are pretenders. I own:
http://www.endofthenet.org
Maybe I'll put something there someday. I finally landed a decent 
job, which my friends interpret at the 6th sign of the apocalypse, so  
I'm leaning in an eschatological direction anyway. Sadly, however, 
since I am now a Coporate Whore, I haven't got the time to put yet 
more useless crap on the web.
Paul

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ciao
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http://at.freeweb.org

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?
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sk4zz0


http://www.astalavista.com/features/theend.htm
http://www.affanculo.org/indexflash.html
E chi non ci crede...
fa male.
Nettuno

 ago.
The End of the Usenet
Congratulations! This is the last post.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Usenet. There are no more follow-ups. 
You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive. 
Go write a book about postmodernism.

 scommetto che l'hai trovato spontaneamente.
[tr.: "I bet you found it spontaneously"]
Why? Have you ever looked for things unspontaneously?

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yeah. i was looking for p0rn, and i found your Ass.
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sk4zz0

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hi I am from Italy
and you?
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http://mimmo.cjb.net

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:n700ots59vreaj970...@4ax.com...
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beware the minor.
c.

On Sun, 19 Aug 2001 21:13:58 GMT, 
beppes...@hotmail.com
 (Beppe
Sinclair) wrote:
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yup, i'm italian too :)
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sk4zz0

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i am Maior
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sk4zz0

 i am Maior
RoTfL!

RoTfL!
i have a Large Penis.
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sk4zz0

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eheh...

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6.1 inches.
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sk4zz0

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ROTFL

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it is large enough to make them scream with joy.
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sk4zz0

Hitler...or in your case, Mussolini.
"Francisco Franco"
El Fin de lo Thread

 it is large enough to make them scream with joy.
smettila di sparar cazzate in ingelse.

smettila di sparar cazzate in ingelse.
come? quali cazzate? :)
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sk4zz0

 come? quali cazzate? :)
si parlava di cazzi no? ;)
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naksi
Membro del club "Amici di Serg1"
Tessera num. 002
ICQ: 122642768

si parlava di cazzi no? ;)
15.6 cm va + ke pene.
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sk4zz0

 15.6 cm va + ke pene.
per farsi seghe basta anche avercelo da 12.

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per tagliarselo basta di 1.
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sk4zz0

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ce l'hai da 1???

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parlavo di te.
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sk4zz0

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sai bene che nn e' cosi.

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ammettilo. sei un linguista esperto.
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sk4zz0

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Hi, I am really enjoy you italian,
I want talk you and i want make friend with a person another country
am happy very much to do! are you female or male?
http://mimmo.cjb.net


http://mimmo.cjb.net
oh-my-God, is that... "cock" really YOURS??? :))
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sk4zz0

Archimedes's Fables #5: The Dicksize War
At one time in a small European city there were two friends who had a
friendly rivalry considering which had the larger penis.  Various boasts
were made, arguments were conducted as to whether the flaccid or erect
penis should be used as a standard of measurement, and so on.
Finally one of them decided to end the argument by getting new,
experimental surgery to increase the size of his penis to a full ten
inches long and one inch in diameter.  His friend learned of this and
vowed to have the same procedure done on himself, but to make his penis
twice as long and wide as his friends.  The doctors warned against this,
but he could not be convinced otherwise.
Unfortunately, where his friend's penis now weighed only a bit more than
a pound, the twenty-inch gentleman's new expanded member now weighed
approximately nine pounds.  It swung between his legs in an ungainly
fashion, forcing him to change his gait to a comical bow-legged shuffle,
and the blood it drew made him faint, so that one day he stumbled
getting out of his car and was run over by a bus.
Moral: Volume is proportional to the cube of distance.
Storia Di Archimedes #5: La Guerra Circa il Formato dei Belino 
Contemporaneamente in una piccola città europea ci erano due amici che
hanno avuti una rivalità amichevole considerare quale hanno avuti il più
grande belino. Vario si vanta sono stati fatti, gli argomenti sono stati
condotti se il belino flaccido o eretto dovrebbe essere utilizzato come
livello della misura e così via. 
Infine uno di loro ha deciso concludere l' argomento ottenendo nuovo,
ambulatorio sperimentale aumentare il formato del suo belino ai
venticinque centimetri completi di lunghezza e due e centimetri di metà
di diametro. Il suo amico ha imparato di questo ed ha fatto voto in
avere la stessa procedura fatta su sè, ma rendere il suo belino due
volte lungo e largamente quanto i suoi amici. I medici hanno messo in
guardia contro questo, ma non potrebbe essere convinto al contrario. 
Purtroppo, dove belino del suo amico ora ha pesato soltanto un ancora un
poco della metà un di chilogrammo, il nuovo membro espanso del signore
di cinquanta-centimetro ora ha pesato più di quattro chilogrammi. Ha
oscillato fra i suoi piedini ad un modo inopportuno, forzante lo
cambiare il suo modo di camminare ad un riordino pieg-fornito di gambe
comical e l' anima che ha dissipato lo ha reso debole, di modo che un
giorno ha inciampato uscire del suo automobile ed è stato fatto
funzionare sopra da un bus.
Morale:  Il volume è proporzionale al cubo della distanza.
-jw"please do not crosspost cascades into talk.bizarre"gh
-- 
"That is perhaps the best reason to get married: [to] have someone to
split a bottle of wine with."
         - Markian Gooley

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non e' cosi.
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naksi

Moral: Volume is proportional to the cube of distance.
ROTFL!
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sk4zz0

-jw"please do not crosspost cascades into talk.bizarre"gh
Excuse me, I'm a newbie.. What does "crosspost" mean?
ANTI-MENTH
http://digilander.iol.it/calendario
http://digilander.iol.it/calendario/oloturia


http://www.endofthenet.org
Whackies!
The real granular conversion of these convictions is inside this site:
http://digilander.iol.it/calendario/oloturia
(I wonder why you hate diphthongs)
ANTI-MENTH

Excuse me, I'm a newbie.. What does "crosspost" mean?
    T
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Totuccio.