Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: elo

Rats have coexisted happily with humans since the beginning of time. We have
continued to do so even through those periodic bouts of insanity that humans
seem prone to.
That Bubonic plague thing? How could it be anything but madness or politics
to blame it on us rats? We were after all only the unwilling victims of the
evil rat flea.
Incidentally, if humans had been a little more conscientious about their
filth, maybe there wouldn't have been quite so many fleas around to begin
with). Some of you even go so far as to blame your internet troubles on
defenseless rats, while in fact we've been working hard to get you
connected.
For a hundred years or more rats have blessed those few special humans by
consenting to become pets. It is to those humans' credit that they learned
quickly that we rats are deserving of royal treatment. But perhaps there are
still a few of you out there who have not yet had the good fortune to share
your space with us.
Let me introduce myself. My name is Eloise. No, I'm not a snotty little brat
who runs around fancy hotels annoying the staff, because my mother is off in
Europe. I've been called a lot of things: rat-activist, digirati,
suffratgette (oh, those punsters at the Times)...it doesn't matter to me.
In fact, I'm here just to make a point. We rats have gotten a bad rap.
Miro Panizza

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The only reason we don't like rats is because they are too much like
ourselves--opportunistic, get into everything, smart (enough), live in
groups, eat junk, collect garbage, prefer cities, enjoy fighting, brave,
curious.  Of course, rats have much bigger balls in proportion to their
body than we do.  Perhaps this also goes into our hatred of the furry
little critters. 
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Laughter is the true seriousness that destroys all false seriousness.
--M.M. Bakhtin
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but OH! those whiskers! that tail! those charming feet!
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Seres.
Odio il caos...........

 have gotten?!?!?!
Definitely alright, milady, my compliments.
The ones I'm quoting, anyway, have something special: they are both
mistakes caused by reading too many pop lyrics. I'm afraid they'll
soon become part of the regular speech.
Oh, well, languages must change anyway... isn't it?
Read you soon, I hope: it's time for my tea break.
Adrian Veidt
Veidt Org - President And C.E.O.
ICQ #89133362
www.nostalgia.com

In fact, I'm here just to make a point. We rats have gotten a bad rap.
personally i liked "eldorado" myself although i hear this new elo part
2 is worth looking into

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i don't know why i found your photo in a drawer

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All the cello players quit and joined the Britney Spears tour. They were
afraid that Jeff Sagansky would join up with Tom McCall, George Wallace
(the comedian), Bob Saget, and a dead '60's rock star and form a band.
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bkpr...@fas.harvard.edu
 (Beekeeper) queafed all over
alt.fan.karl-malden.nose :
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They broke up too, because Bev Bevan got tired of being on the road.
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i don't know why i found your photo in a drawer
apparently i wanted to "picture" myself


LIES! LIES! LIES! We all know Tom Ellard quit his "tenuous" and delicious
relationship with Ms. Spears, to devote more time to the multi-media
pineapple project.
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you're caught between the darkness and the stellar glow

 you're caught between the darkness and the stellar glow
She unbuttoned her blouse and said, "Pass me the ribbon-cutter."
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 takin' a dive 'cause you can't halt the slide floating downstream
Forget the salt?
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