Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: no future

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nnannaaaaannnaaaaaaaaaa
naaaaaaaaaa
nnannnaaaaaannnnnaaaaaaaaaa
paraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Stefano Baruello
http://zap.to/baruello
 
ICQ UIN 62186303      
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if only i knew the italian for 'i agree with this post'

if only i knew the italian for 'i agree with this post'
sono daccordo con questo post
-- if you want to contact me, fax or voice messages to 001 208 728-4027
i like hearing the sounds of the farts

sono daccordo con questo post
I agree with this post :-))))))))))
--
Il treno delle tue insinuazioni, scivola senza attrito sul
binario della mia indifferenza.
        - SkinHead Against Racial Prejudice -

if only i knew the italian for 'i agree with this post'
i think tihs is a song
(of sex pistols?)
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
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http://members.xoom.it/shaboo/chat.htm
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 (of sex pistols?)
it is the refrain from 'god save the queen'
there is no future
and england's dreaming
no future
no future
no future
for you
no future
i like johnny rotten.

 i like johnny rotten.
 i like sid vicious
I LOVE THE SEX PISTOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(of sex pistols?)
yeah, 
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 if only i knew the italian for 'i agree with this post'
Probably you can simply use "Gia'"

 it is the refrain from 'god save the queen'
... and her fascist regime !

 wrote:
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we mean it, man.

yeah, 
subscribe,

Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote:
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me, too,

 god saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves
hey there's supposed to be some new sex pistols documentary out, can't
remember where i read about it...

A gathering of angels appeared above my head 
They sang to me their song of hope 
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The New Yorker?  (SPs lark about with children at benefit concert, admire
cake with "Sex Pistols" on it?)

 push-ups
hands need warming, early in the morning...MAY I SUGGEST MITTENS

 this, web chat, is confusing me
it's so, easy, when, you get, the ha,ng of it,

 cake with "Sex Pistols" on it?)
i keep thinking that must've been it  

 we mean it, man.
god saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaves
-- 
David
"this human form where i was born, i now repent."
	-pixies

 remember where i read about it...
push-ups
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 me, too,
this, web chat, is confusing me
-- 
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it's so, easy, when, you get, the ha,ng of it,
,,,,,,,

it's so, easy, when, you get, the ha,ng of it,
hello, I'm a newbie.
Somebody here knows how does this chat works ?

remember where i read about it...
have you ever red Greil Marcus about Sex Pistols ?
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo
Siamo dei bei cretini
bei cretini
Siamo dei bei cretini
e non ce ne importa
(Sex Pistols)

Is this the em pee el ay
Or is the they yew dee ay
Or this the eye rrrrrr ay
I thought it was the yew kay
Or just
Another
Country
Another council tenancy!
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Gia'. 
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       <La vita e' una tempesta, ma prenderlo nel culo e' un lampo>
       <"Sono solo con me stesso" 
                  "Continui a circondarti delle persone sbagliate">
		               --Blackstorm-- 
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or, perhaps "proprio cosi'" will fit better
Puk

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Proprio cosi', qll intendevo. 
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208 728-4027
i like hearing fart sounds

Lijus Pacatonca
ben detto ;-)
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 Somebody here knows how does this chat works ?
well, at alt.non.sequitur it doesn't really 'work' so much as it spins
around in circles and throws off rays of light...

 have you ever red Greil Marcus about Sex Pistols ?
hmm, i'm not sure if i have...i have his fine book 'ranters and crowd
pleasers', but i haven't picked it up for a while - there's probably
*something* about the pistols in there.  can you recommend anything
specific?  i like greil marcus, and would definitely be interested. 

 ,,,,,,,
oh, you


CVD

 
yeah, and I (I don't know what's the english word for 'gia'') 
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Appunto. 
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around in circles and throws off rays of light...
that's what I suspected all along.
now will you excuse me, i think i'll throw up in the bathroom
if you'll be so kind to explain to my ngmates here the meaning of
xpost I'll owe you one (ok, two)
HowTy
-----------------
Dead tuna fear no bread-stick

 Appunto.
Ma, perdindirindina!, dovevi proprio quotare
tutto per scrivere *Appunto*?!
Se passi da it.discussioni.litigi, fammi un
fischio perche' ti devo dire una cosetta...
Ciao!
-- 
Galuscio von Württemberg

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Hey Russel,
please stop crossposting to it.discussioni.folli
we are a group of persons interested in chatting esclusively about pakistan
coconuts (folli) and transgenic soya seeds (discussioni) in italian(it).
We already have enough crossposting from other people too like Spiritology and
Antonio Casini who both want us to convert to their two different religions
(Spiritology and Roman Church respectively) so we just don't care about drag
queens and sex pistols in this newsgroup: in our newsgroup we sadly have few
girls who already fuck with big-dicked boys till they bleed and we are angry for
this, so please put your pistols back in and zip your pants.
Again, if you are interested in our topics (coconuts and transgenic soya seeds)
and you can write Italian you are welcomed here.
Hope you'll be part of us soon or stop crossposting, please.
Thanks
Lijus Pacatonca
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I LOVE THE SEX PISTOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and me ?
LuKy
IDFer giovane guardia, 
infame fracico,
atto a stilare classifiche, 
flammare niubini 
e costruire siti.
Sostituto di Menthos fin quando guarisce.
ICQ#65047346

 and me ?
YOU LOVE THEM TOO

 yeah, and I (I don't know what's the english word for 'gia'') 
h,m,m,m

 wrote:
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we certainly love you

 xpost I'll owe you one (ok, two)
xpost (pronounced 'expost'): a post that used to be, but isn't anymore.
hope that helps.  

 >>> > > >
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yeah Russel, cut it out
I LIKE THE SEX PSITOLS TO!!!1

A gathering of angels appeared above my head 
They sang to me their song of hope 
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GODO LE NOCI DI COCCO ED I SEMI!!!2 

Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote:
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you just don't listen to reason, do you

 I LIKE THE SEX PSITOLS TO!!!1
mmhmm

you just don't listen to reason, do you
REASON: that's what ***I*** keep trying to tell him...

GODO LE NOCI DI COCCO ED I SEMI!!!2 
eBay.
--
mhm23x3
I'm still here.

Ciao!
I like-a di American gerls-a.  bene ciao.
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we certainly love you
surely not as much as we do.
--
HowTy
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hope that helps.  
wow. You put things in a complete different perspective.
Can I be your newbie ?
(I assure you I'm a fast learner. Now, can you explain me what is a
xpost ?)
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fischio perche' ti devo dire una cosetta...
Calmo, gal.
Non è ancora pronto.

specific?  i like greil marcus, and would definitely be interested. 
my advice is
a very erudite book about the "secret routes" of the twentieth century
culture, a route from Dadaism and Situationism to Sex Pistols.
in this book he writes about dada, Guy Debord, lettrism and all the
culture which is, in his opinion, connected with the punk (Sex
Pistols, specially), which is the begin in a hypotetical route to the
punk
the title in italy is Tracce di rossetto (tracks of lip-stick,
perhaps)
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 -- 
E quindi non mi ami piu'? 
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hmmm...
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Si, ma se Luky non mi segue io non saro' mai pronto, meno male che gal mi
ha postato, se aspettavo Luky mi avreste nukato... 
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 >> >> > 
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ah, lipstick traces.  i've heard of it, but never seen or read it.  i
will look for it.  thanks for the tip!

 surely not as much as we do.
oh, i dunno, we're pretty fond of our hoKEy wOLf

 xpost ?)
are you teasing me?  i can't tell, so i'm going to give you a straight
answer.  an 'xpost' is a 'crosspost' which is a post that is sent to
more than one newsgroup at a time.  

Lijus Pacatonca
Antonio Casini was a memer of Sex PIstols
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo
yo soy nuevo  
¿puede explicarme usted cómo trabaja esta charla?

ha postato, se aspettavo Luky mi avreste nukato... 
cerca di capirlo, si č imboscato con Punkie nel ng a fianco.

oh, i dunno, we're pretty fond of our hoKEy wOLf
Did you lurk his messages for three months before picking up the
courage to actually reply to one of them ?
Well, we did.


more than one newsgroup at a time.  
newsgroups ? now I'm confused.
I though I was in a chat.
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie

surely not as much as we do.
and you ?
LUK y
"Marx 'n Lenin hate Microsoft love cocaine" 
Yakima the Orthodox in "The Islamism" (1911)

 and you ?
gee I dunno, crabapple cove?

 Well, we did.
i managed to lurk at alt.non.sequitur for a grand total of about twenty
minutes.  i'm impulsive that way.    

 former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie
this is making me giggle.  

 gee I dunno, crabapple cove?
SURVEY SAYS: banana peel

 hmmm...
mmhmm

 REASON: that's what ***I*** keep trying to tell him...
the over-friendly concierge would like to have a word with you

year now.
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.

minutes.  i'm impulsive that way.    
Well, I admit I went to lurking school first. (Cicciomix's
International Lurking School. The man even gives you a killfile when
you graduate)
boy, he sure ain't proud of me now, I post so much.

mmhmm
-- if you want to contact me, fax or voice messages to (001 USA) 
208 728-4027
i like hearing fart sounds

mmhmm
Ops, I forgot what I had to say


Antonio Casini was a memer of Sex PIstols
yeah, but he left the band before
they got the success

  of Cans and Jars
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more than one newsgroup at a time.  
more than one
at a time ?
this is a magic thing,  
almost as to have the gift of the ubiquity


On Wed, 12 Apr 2000 20:15:10 -0700, 
que...@bungmunch.edu
 (The Queen
of Cans and Jars) wrote:
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yummy


you have recopied 
gne gne gne gne gnegnegne gne :-)
Stefano Baruello
http://zap.to/baruello
 
ICQ UIN 62186303   
 

> >gosh, i never had my own personal newbie before.
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gne gne gne gne gnegnegne gne :-)
my subject is better
the title of the song is God Save The Queen
your subject was just God Save
prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! :-)
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo
i'm looking for a job in hawaii

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yes but 
after
the success finished 
because he drunk too much
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E allora devo rischiare l'estromissione da IDF per post selvaggio solo
perche' lui fa le porcate con tutte le IDFers femmine (o fake di femmine)
da un'altra parte? Ma come pretende di essere il sostituto di Menth? :-/
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	       <L'entropia non ha bisogno di manutenzione> 
       <La vita e' una tempesta, ma prenderlo nel culo e' un lampo>
       <"Sono solo con me stesso" 
                  "Continui a circondarti delle persone sbagliate">
		               --Blackstorm-- 
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 Ma come pretende di essere il sostituto di Menth? :-/
te lo concedo, questo è impossibile. Nessuno sa fare le faq come
menth.
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 prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ! :-)
hey, no fighting

 almost as to have the gift of the ubiquity
we are everywhere

 

well what are you waiting for?  come on, let's see some posts!

 yummy
mummy

 i like hearing fart sounds
i can't believe i'm trying to debate a point with a man who ends his
posts with the phrase 'i like hearing fart sounds'.

furniture mover.
 


well what are you waiting for?  come on, let's see some posts!
now ? here ?
you mean, with everyone watching ?
and, like, what should I post about ?
hmmmmmm, I feel so nervous.
can I send one of my old posts I'm already familiar with ? They're all
in Italian, mind you.
(argh, Cicciomix told me I would have felt this way, if I was ever to
become a poster...he called posting "the dark side of the lurk")

remove them from the discussion.
gosh.
This is my master, folks :)))
(btw, lijus pacatonca, stop harassing my master or I will report YOUR
isp to the scouts. And you know they are mean.)


 i like hearing fart sounds
--
Conquistador
"I've got no hope in this world, just you and you are not mine"
"You gotta work, like you dont need the money, love like you'll never get
hurt, you gotta dance like no one is watching, its gotta come from the
heart if you want it to work."
"Hell is...other people" John-Paul Starte, No Exit
 

menth.
Hey ! Ma mi avevi detto che le mie DFD sono bellissime ! ruffiano :)
LuKy
IDFer giovane guardia, 
infame fracico,
atto a stilare classifiche, 
flammare niubini 
e costruire siti.
Sostituto di Menthos fin quando guarisce.
ICQ#65047346

Thanks for reading this all
no problem, it was nice talking with you. let's do it again sometime
--jim

 become a poster...he called posting "the dark side of the lurk")
come to the dark side.  it's, like, dark and stuff.  

Dear The Queen of Cars and Jazz, 
My best friends girlfriend, she used to date Karl Malone.
--
mhm23x3
I'm still here.

tell me off
"down" with watermelons

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tell me off
-- 
David
"this human form where i was born, i now repent."
	-pixies


I will challenge him to duel  
this way people can see who the best is of us two  
and you The Queen of Cans and Jars will be the arbiter  
ok ? :-)
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo

former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.
Frenz Shaboo
I also want to be the newbie of someone


I also want to be the newbie of someone
Well, you choose someone else, this one is my master/tutor (just like
Del Piero)
Try that lijus pacatonca, he seems to be a mart guy (more a smartass,
actually)
--


mummy
yowl
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo
does someone know to explain me as a yo yo works?

actually)
I am not siuro if lijus can do this,  
he has always been an incapable, in every thing that has done,  
as his family have been, his grandfather particularly, that old fool,
or that idiot of his cousin, that always says a lot of lies.  
I hope that some able person offers each other of to help me.
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo
I have tied two old cords together, I have mouted 
on the "viper" and consisting of erect position 
on the bed I have made some "hope the fence". 
Then I have basted a "splitheatom" and I am convinced
 that from this can be born a new style.    
Try and say me!

come to the dark side.  it's, like, dark and stuff.  
That's the main reason I tried to become professional lurker. No woman
can resist an attractive lurker.
(and if they do, you can still menace them with your killfile)
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small
furniture mover.
pssst, I have a second guess concerning your nick: you are a bank
manager desperately trying to go back to being a housewife ?

 My best friends girlfriend, she used to date Karl Malone.
that's the best mangling of my name yet.  when you consider how i feel
about volkswagens and roland kirk, it makes perfect sense.

 wrote:
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shady lane, everybody needs one

 ok ? :-)
may i just say this: excellent use of the word arbiter.  you made my day
with that, and i'm not even kidding.  

 yowl
howl

 no surprise, you're lying on the sofa while I do all the work for you.
i only wish i had a sofa to lie on!  i'm quite furniture-deficient, if
you want to know the truth.  

I hope that some able person offers each other of to help me.
What about Ed Valle, Frenz ?
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.

 manager desperately trying to go back to being a housewife ?
i am desperately trying not to go back to being a wife of any kind,
house or otherwise.  

On Thu, 13 Apr 2000 11:00:33 GMT, 
sha...@narni.it
 (Frenz Shaboo)
wrote:
you choose the weapon
Stefano Baruello
http://zap.to/baruello
 
ICQ UIN 62186303   
 
I am sharpening my kill file

you want to know the truth.  
Tell you the truth: that's the main reason I applied for the job.
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It is not true, Lijus is a good boy. He studies a lot, his future is
building each other, while you are lazing here. He is intelligent,
always understands the things before you.  
It has a light in the eyes that neither you neither Frenz, neither
some Queen she has ever had.  
Besides he is very good to make animated gif.
Stefano Baruello
http://zap.to/baruello
 
ICQ UIN 62186303   
 
ironic as a gin tonic

about volkswagens and roland kirk, it makes perfect sense.
You know, you're just what I needed?


the weapon:
fart
who will make the better fart, he will win the challenge
(hoping that the arbiter has a good hearing:-)
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On Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:17:29 -0700, 
que...@bungmunch.edu
 (The Queen
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growl
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 You know, you're just what I needed?
you're all i've got tonight.

 fart
i will not be a judge of such a contest.  you guys are on your own.

 growl
meow

 Tell you the truth: that's the main reason I applied for the job.
i didn't even know i was hiring until you showed up.

former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture
mover.

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For you I would travel all the way to Europe to find the finest duck
that money could buy.  I would roast it for you, paying speacial
attention to exactly the manner in which you would want your duck
roasted.
The duck would include a sauce of your liking.
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i will not be a judge of such a contest.  you guys are on your own.
ok
then we will challenge us in musical compositions with our cellulars
I propose a jury formed from experienced critical musical composed by
How Tyred, The Queen of Cans and Jars and Irving Berlin
and a popular jury composed by the IDFers, the ANSers and the AHBers
(alt.hobbies.boyscouts)
ok ?


The duck would include a sauce of your liking.
But we've already GOT a duck.
--
JA15x6,2

posts with the phrase 'i like hearing fart sounds'.
it's a normal behaviour between people who grow and eat northpole red dotted
beans. It is from the sound of the fart that someone can know if their beans
have grown strong and good to be sell in the market.
There are people in this newsgroup, it.discussioni.folli, who can tell a fart
provoked by a northpole red dotted bean from a fart provoked by a pea-blue of
antartic regions, or from a fart provoked by Missouri's provolone, there are
people who go to fart contests called Fart Decibel Contest, and yeah there are
people in this world who collect fart sounds as me. Is it so strange for you to
believe?
Well you have to grow, man..
Don't watch too much television and don't read too many usenet messages, kid,
expecially those that come from it.discussioni.folli, which you know provoke
great farts
Ciao, you Provolone
-- if you want to contact me, fax or voice messages to (001 USA) 
208 728-4027
i like hearing fart sounds

¿puede explicarme usted cómo trabaja esta charla?
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house or otherwise.  
Oh, you could have told me before you didn't want to cook.
I'll go buy some pizza ? (see ? I have thrown an italian word in just
for you)
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Besides he is very good to make animated gif.
Well, I don't know who detto you this.
I will help frenz in uccidere you.

i didn't even know i was hiring until you showed up.
Well, my horoscope said "you will find a job without even looking for
it. Look out for new friends. Dont' trust people with long earrings.
PS: I was serious about the job thing"


Hey ! Ma mi avevi detto che le mie DFD sono bellissime ! ruffiano :)
beh, mi hai sentito dire che le faq di menthos sono bellissime ?


	This guy is the greatest troll there ever was. 
	I hereby claim "Totonno the fish artist" for all sig (and
possibly nick) purposes.
ryanm ~a.k.a. "Totonno the fish artist"

 i like hearing fart sounds
WHATever.

 wrote:
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much more agreeable, thank you for your kind consideration.

 for you)
oh no, i love to cook, i just don't want to be married.
i haven't made risotto for quite a while, and it sounds very good...

 PS: I was serious about the job thing"
what kind of a horoscope is that?  what's your sign?

A gathering of angels appeared above my head 
They sang to me their song of hope 
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whatEVER.

Russell B <mai...@here.not> wrote:
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shyeah, whATEver

This, from The Queen of Cans and Jars:
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sHYEAh, whatever

Then she giggles, I blush, I go home.
hey this guy is funny again! i like him

jim carleton <cole...@usenet-performance-art-R00LZ.org> wrote:
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shyeAH, WHateVER.  chuh.  

 hey this guy is funny again! i like him
you like my newbie?  i'm so glad.  if you need him to move any furniture
or anything, just let me know.  

This, from The Queen of Cans and Jars:
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ShyeaH.-WhatEveR
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 fresno
fresYES

 can he sew buttons?
are you guys paying attention?  my dear friend jim also needs a newbie.
if you are a button-sewing newbie, please contact him!

 fresCA
fresh goes better with mentos fresh and full of life

i like hearing fart sounds
Oh, and one more thing: 
REM sucks.
bad.
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ShyeaH.-WhatEveR
!!1!!5h34h!!! wH473v3r d00d!!11!

> >>
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fresYES
fresCA

 The duck would include a sauce of your liking.
something with lemon.  subscribe.  

 you think you're so illustrious, you call yourself intense.
who's gonna drive you home tonight?

>>
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hey, IDFers,  look. These guys can invent much better jokes than we
do.
I solemnly propose a twinship.
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 I solemnly propose a twinship.
Yes, but I don't understand nothing, sorry.
Look my beautiful mini:
    _____
   /_____\        mini 1000
 (   )\__/(   )     Year 1972
 |*/=====\*|
Sandrino, the blacksmith
Italy

I solemnly propose a twinship.
yes 
don't twirl one's thumbs, twinning !
(can you see?...i'm twinkling one's eyes)
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo

i haven't made risotto for quite a while, and it sounds very good...
Risotto with mushrooms ? I'll eat broccoli instead.


what kind of a horoscope is that?  what's your sign?
I read in the paper, today's reads : "Watch out for falling stones
today. Did you find that job i told you about the other day ? Well,
don't expect it to last. Oh, and don't say I didn't warn you about the
stones"
(Taurus, I'm 15-days away from my birthday. You ?)
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.

hey this guy is funny again! i like him
Oh no you don't ! 
I like YOU !

Italy
?

can he sew buttons?
Oh yes, like if I could sew buttons I'd be here wasting my time on
usenet.
You know how a button sewer gets paid these days, do you ?
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 I like YOU !
i love the jim carleton.  

 You know how a button sewer gets paid these days, do you ?
when i worked in the shirt laundry i had to sew buttons all the time.  


you more than all.
............."I got no emotions for anybody else, you better understand I am
in love with YOURSELF your beautiful
self........................................................................
.no feelings no feelings no feelings for anybody else except for YOURSEF
YOUR  beautiful self......................"
mi scuso ho liberamente storpiato i pistols

I like YOU !
Nothing of it! I'm telling you, you are the one who is liked by me,
not I by you! Clearly it is you who are deserving of the liking!

i love the jim carleton.  
as i drink, i'm getting worse and worse at painting the hub caps.

 (Taurus, I'm 15-days away from my birthday. You ?)
i am eight months away from my birthday.  sagittarius.

 as i drink, i'm getting worse and worse at painting the hub caps.
if they're bad enough, you'll have to re-do them.


Ok I'd like to belong to the jury,  
but I would like that it also belonged to the jury Punkie
Irving Berlin

not I by you! Clearly it is you who are deserving of the liking!
I strongly disagree ! I'm being liked by another person right now, and
he's using up all the liking for me ! While no one except me seems to
like you the way I do !
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 wrote:
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you guys and your mutual admiration society, i just think that's sweet

, 
que...@bungmunch.edu
 (The Queen of Cans 
and Jars) wrote:
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hmm . . . maybe a bradford pear . . .

when i worked in the shirt laundry i had to sew buttons all the time.  
Can I show you my thimbles collection ?
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i am eight months away from my birthday.  sagittarius.
lemme see.
Sagittarius:  "same as yesterday. Your life must be quite boring right
now: the stars have all looked the same for a month now ! Sometimes I
don't know why I bother, I swear"
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.

 hmm . . . maybe a bradford pear . . .
hmm . . . maybe a labrador retriever . . .

 Can I show you my thimbles collection ?
sure.  then i can show you my apron collection.

don't know why I bother, I swear"
got anything for a capricorn?

like you the way I do !
There is no possibility of any liking going on except for the liking i
have for you! That other person, he is unlikely to like you. I, on the
other hand, think you are funny and like you!!! And you don't like
me!!! Not at all!!!!!!11!

 hmm . . . maybe a labrador retriever . . .
maybe a labradford player.

 ?
Is my sign in English
The blacksmith...  very nice!!

got anything for a capricorn?
Capricorn: "Not only you will have troubles at work, but the
ultra-violet rays lamp will emit lethal radiation today. Gee, I'm
really sorry. Your favorite colour is yellow, although you may not
know it yet (and probably never will at this point)."
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.
Liker of jim carleton

me!!! Not at all!!!!!!11!
That's just because I think limiting myself to liking you is
absolutely inadequate. Actually, I think you are the most wonderful
human being to ever have graced earth with his presence ! I absolutely
adore you !
While on the other hand you don't seem to ever agree with me, and that
shows you are starting to dislike me as I expected you would !
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Punkie ? 
I am not able to compose punk music with my jail cell, ops, no, with
my cellular
Frenz Shaboo
ICQ 29275043
http://come.to/shaboo

you more than all.
oh darling, i love you much !
I feel it in my soul... but...
but... where did you sleep last night ? :/
LuKy
"Marx 'n Lenin hate Microsoft love cocaine" 
Yakima the Orthodox in "The Islamism" (1911)

beh, mi hai sentito dire che le faq di menthos sono bellissime ?
Mm... forse hai ragione, o forse no, solo il Bue lo sa, e se menthi e
ti nascondi dietro perfidi giuochetti linguistici, invero affatto
pedanti et desueti, ti dovrà pure punire...
attento da domani i piccioni potrebbero iniziare a cagare sui tuoi
mobili... RUHAHAHAHA
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know it yet (and probably never will at this point)."
<choke> <cough> ...i'm not feeling very well today... i'd better take
a nap..

shows you are starting to dislike me as I expected you would !
But you see, I only argue with the people I like! And, the more I
argue with you, the more I like you! I'm becoming obsessed! I have to
dress like you, and eat the things you eat, and follow you around
everywhere! Look, see behind you? That pathetic little man hiding
behind the trash barrel, taking pictures of you? That's me! I like
you! Because you're so funny!!! HA HA HA HA you're making me laugh!!!

a nap..
See ? your pillow's yellow.
--
Howty
former IDFer, The Queen of Cans and Jars's personal newbie/small furniture mover.
Liker of jim carleton

you! Because you're so funny!!! HA HA HA HA you're making me laugh!!!
But that's not me at all !!! That's just a guy I pay to dress like me
so I can follow you following the false me around !
I lured you into thinking I was funny just to have the chance of
seeing you from a distance and observe your being sooo funny ! Have
you ever, ever seen anything more miserable ?
I mean, even your name is funny ! jimcarleton ! HAHAHAHAHA that's the
funnier name I've ever heard !

 think I have one)
the queen can receive mail!  
yellow...@hotmail.com
 

See ? your pillow's yellow.
but i don't wet the bed anymore!!!

receive mail ?
yes he can! check his headers, remove the last letter.

>> >>>
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oops, i lied. now remove the last letter. HAHAHA stop that

 receive mail ?
he can.  his address used to be on his posts...

funnier name I've ever heard !
but now i changed it, trying to be funny, and now it's just not funny
anymore. because i'm so stupid!!

 
Oh, but I cut my hair, I'll have to redo my ASCII art picture... can
you wait a few days ?
--
HowTy
PS:
howtired can receive mail too ! 
howt...@tin.it
PPS:
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the portable jim carleton <cole...@usenet-performance-art.orgy>
enjoys the great taste of beef:
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Pop goes the weevil.
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oops, i lied. now remove the last letter. HAHAHA stop that
thunk.
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he can.  his address used to be on his posts...
Then they done pulled up all the posts.
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yes he can! check his headers, remove the last letter.
Well, it seems we all can receive mail !
That's great, isn't it ?
I mean, all of us.
wow.
it's, like, cool.
really cool
hey.
so now what ?
cole...@usenet-performance-art-R00LZ.or ?
oh my god this address is FUNNY !
--
Howty
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but i don't wet the bed anymore!!!
Well, it's obvious that somebody did.

he can.  his address used to be on his posts...
hahaha, look at you ! you became even funnier than you usually are  by
just mentioning him !
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anymore. because i'm so stupid!!
see ? that's just what I'd expect a funny person to say !
Omygod, I can't take this anymore ! I'm tired of fighting when it is
clear you are so incommensurably funnier than me. I'll just pretend
you're extraterrestial and wait for you to beam up and go away.
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Then they done pulled up all the posts.
MY FENCE!! MY COWS!!! MY LIVELIHOOD!!!  WAAAAAAH!!!

thunk.
munk.

oh my god this address is FUNNY !
darn it, i screwed up! i TOLD you i'm stupid!!

Well, it's obvious that somebody did.
probably somebody who knows my favorite color, trying to be nice!
thanks!!

the portable jim carleton <cole...@usenet-performance-art.orgy>
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you're a terrific army.

you're extraterrestial and wait for you to beam up and go away.
i, too, resolve to stop arguing with you, because i know you are so
much better than me in every way; you're even so much better than me
at arguing. i don't want to shame myself anymore by trying to measure
up to such a superior intellect and wit! so from now on, i will only
agree with you.
for example, i agree with you that you are the funny one.

 munk.
<POOT> Sorry!

 just mentioning him !
i don't know who is being funnier about which one of you is being the
funniest: you or him!  you are both so funny when you are together that
i can hardly stop laughing!

 Then they done pulled up all the posts.
post proof or refract.

i can hardly stop laughing!
psst: it's HIM

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I'll put a tag on your ear.
--
mhm23x3

MY FENCE!! MY COWS!!! MY LIVELIHOOD!!!  WAAAAAAH!!!
You still have your zircon-encrusted tweezers.
--
mhm23x3

post proof or refract.
Don't give me none of that do-goody-goody bullshit.
--
mhm23x3

You still have your zircon-encrusted tweezers.
MY NOSE HAIR!!!!

This, from Half-naked College Student:
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SHAMPOO: quit repeating!!!

for example, i agree with you that you are the funny one.
At least we agree on something: you are the funny one.

thanks!!
don't mentio.... oops.
never mind.

psst: it's HIM
Oh, no I'm not !
thinking about it, jimcarleton, I think this Queen person is quite
funny herself.
I mean, she could even be funnier than the two of us !

 wrote:
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You people are TOO funny!


the most silent oxen are generally those
who think most highly of themselves...
' j

At least we agree on something: you are the funny one.
ha ha! that was funny at my expense, because we both know that i am
not funny, but you were pretending that i am funny because it's funny
to pretend things that aren't true! ha ha! i told you you're funny!

never mind.
i am so lucky!!!1

You people are TOO funny!
JIM AND HOWTIRED: no, no, it's all YOU!!

 you're right! we should stop arguing, and worship her!
you guys are so funny, you could probably argue AND worship her AT THE 
SAME TIME

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i am not nearly as funny as either one of you alone or the both of you
together!  i cannot condone any worship of me as i am just not funny
enough to deserve such a thing!  you are so funny for suggesting it,
though!  it just makes me realize how much funnier you are than me!

 SAME TIME
cheez whiz, and guns.

 JIM AND HOWTIRED: no, no, it's all YOU!!
QUEENIE: i agree with this post.


Can you show me how to work the football controls?

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whether i shall turn out to be the ox of my own life, or whether that station will be held by
anybody else, these football controls must show. to begin my life with the beginning of my life, i
record that i was born (as I have been informed and believe) on a friday, at twelve o'clock at
night. it was remarked that the ox began to strike, and i began to cry, simultaneously
' j

, "   ' j" 
<gri...@TOGLIusa.net> wrote:
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Can you show me how to work the DAMN FOOTBALL CONTROLS

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Do you have a Canadian dollar?
-Disco Bob

This, from Disco Bob:
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shh, i'm making that guy pee.

This, from Disco Bob:
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Bring forth the bucket of soapy frogs.

This, from Fred Levi-Addison:
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quit inviting soupy sales over!!

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From sale of stock you get $45.

 night. it as remarked that the ox began to strike, and i began to cry, > > simultaneously> > Can
you show me how to work the DAMN FOOTBALL CONTROLS
i never saw, heard, nor read, that
the keroppi were beloved in any
nation where damn football controls
was the religion of the oxen
nothing can render sacred oxen
but some degree of persecution
' j

From sale of stock you get $45.
beware of rich uncle pennybags with huge axe

"counterpoint: jim carleton" <cole...@usenet-performance-arto.rg>
proves the law of fives:
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Found guilty of colluding with Hasbro to corner
the Monopoly market--undermining the production
and sale of similar board games and designing the
Monopoly CD-ROM game to "take over" the user's
desktop and keep other games from being
played--Parker Brothers faces fines of $15,140 and
up to three turns in prison. 
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|  -------------------->Axel<---------------------  |
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|            --Ayatollah Meow                       |
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 wrote:
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GUILTY!  GUILTY!

 proves the law of fives:
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I'll give you the thimble for Boardwalk.
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This, from Axel:
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go to jail. go directly to jail. do not pass go. do not collect ass
pennies.

"counterpoint: jim carleton" <cole...@usenet-performance-arto.rg> enjoys
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You've been very naughty, George.  You've been playing BUTT DARTS!
--
David Kim
Wisconsin Technological University
Hayward, WI
dl...@wistech.edu

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i was walking home.  do you have a mediterranean accent?  it's sweet, i don't
like it.  two girls kissing a motorcycle.  the one was wearing a motorcycle.  i
live inside a scoobydoo

 Don't give me none of that do-goody-goody bullshit.
you rearrange me til i'm sane

 you're a terrific army.
god damn the boll weevil.  god damn him.

This, from The Queen of Cans and Jars:
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have some excruciating oatmeal

counterpoint: jim carleton <cole...@usenet-performance-arto.rg> wrote:
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it's no accident

 
Allegro ma non troppo.
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