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n. 633
Beh, visto che ci siamo vorrei centrare l'attenzione sull'effetto
controproducente che un cane ha sul suo padrone con personalita' cagna,
invece dell'effetto effettivo e sublime del cane sul padrone-padrone
Problema totalmente opposto si ha coi gatti, che, come si sa, hanno un
effetto sviluppante del fattore sadismo sul padrone accondiscendente, mentre
un effetto masochista sul padrone auto-pensante e ribelle

Potreste gentilmente spiegarmi cosa vuol dire O.T.?
Vi ringrazio in anticipo.
Colgo l'occasione per allegare sotto l'art. 187 della legge 22 aprile 1941
n. 633
Art. 187
In difetto di convezioni internazionali, le opere di autori stranieri che
non rientrano nelle condizioni previste nel secondo comma dell'art. 185
godono della protezione sancita da questa legge, a condizione che lo Stato
di cui e' cittadino l'autore straniero conceda alle opere di autori italiani
una protezione effettivamente equivalente e nei limiti di detta equivalenza.
Se lo straniero e' apolide o di nazionalita' controversa, la norma del comma
precedente e' riferita allo Stato nel quale l'opera e' stata pubblicata per
la prima volta.
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All'infuori del cane il libro è il migliore amico dell'uomo.
Dentro il cane è troppo buio per leggere.
                                                                Marx
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Vi ringrazio in anticipo.
O.T. vuol dire: Organizzazione Terroristi.
Quando trovi questa sigla vuol dire che, dei terroristi hanno colpito un
obiettivo più o meno azzeccato.
Quindi un consiglio: stai alla larga da loro.
P.S.
Non credere a quello che ho scritto!


Ma allora cosa vuol dire O.T.???
Allego sotto un elenco in inglese dei musei di Vilnius.
Architecture Museum
St. Michael's Church, Maironio 9, tel. (+370-2) 61 64 09. Open Wed - Mon
11: 00 - 18:00. Closed Tue.
St. Michael's Church currently houses a small museum of architecture. See
churches.
Artillery Bastion (Basteja)
Boksto 20/18, tel. (+370-2) 61 21 49. Open Wed - Sun 11:00 - 17:00. Closed
Mon, Tue.
Built in the 17th century to defend this area against the Swedes and
Russians, the bastion is an Italianate defense system. It fell to ruins in
the 18th century, and in the 19th was used as an orphanage. In the 1960s
restoration work began, and the bastion was opened to the public in 1987.
The long, stone-walled stairway leads down to the fortifications, where
you'll find medieval armour and cannons. Note the echoes.
Ciurlionio Namai
Saviciaus 11, tel. (+370-2) 62 24 45/22 64 14. Open 10:00 - 16:00. Closed
Sat, Sun.
Today many an aspiring music student seeking inspiration visits the former
home of the Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis (1875-1911), tucked away in
the Old Town, to play on the famous Lithuanian painter's grand piano which
now sits in the main hall of this exclusive club where Ciurlionis taught
piano to Vilnius' musically-inclined. Now, every week a roaring fire is lit
in the hearth and concerts are held here. Ignore the entrance on the main
street (which is permanently locked) and enter through the side door:
stroll down the alleyway opposite and turn left to discover the narrowest
street in Vilnius!
KGB Museum
Gedimino 40 (entrance from Auku 4), tel. (+370-2) 62 24 49. Open 10:00 -
17:00.
In the cells of the basement of the former KGB building, thousands of
Lithuanians were interrogated before being deported to Siberia. Most tour
guides are former inmates.
Lithuanian National Museum (Lietuvos Nacionalinis Muziejus)
Arsenalo 1, tel. (+370-2) 62 94 26. Open Wed - Sun 11:00 - 17:00. Closed
Mon , Tue.
Founded in 1855, the museum counts some 700,000 exhibits on archeology,
history and ethnography. Exhibits illustrate the history of the people of
Lithuania from the Stone Age to 1940, with recreated dwelling interiors.
The exhibit on the history and achievements of the Lithuanian Republic
during the inter-war period is excellent.
Lithuanian State Jewish Museum (Lietuvos Valstybinis Zydu Muziejus)
Pamenkalnio 12 or 10, tel. (+370-2) 62 07 30/62 45 90. Open Mon - Thu 09:00
- 17:00, Fri 09:00 - 16:00. Also at Pylimo 4, tel. (+370-2) 61 31 05. Open
Mon - Fri 10:00 - 17:00. Closed Sat, Sun.
In the early 20th century, 40-50 percent of Vilnius' population was Jewish.
During the Second World War, 94 percent of Lithuania's Jews were
exterminated, 70,000 of them just outside the city at Paneriai forest. The
exhibition pays homage to the victims of the Holocaust.
Lower Castle Museum (Zemutines Pilies Muziejus)
Katedros a. 3, tel. (+370-2) 62 99 88. Open Mon - Fri 10:00 - 16:00. Closed
Sat, Sun.
Visit the excavations of the lower castle, the main residence of
Lithuania's grand dukes for about 300 years, which was destroyed in the
19th century. Located immediately behind the Cathedral. The Research Group
of the Lower Castle offers a guided tour (in English) which traces its
evolution through the 13th to 16th centuries. Look for an exhibition of
archeological finds on the second floor of the white research building.
A. Mickiewicz Memorial Apartment
Bernardinu 11, tel. (+370-2) 62 01 48. Open Fri 14:00 - 18:00, Sat 10:00 -
14:00. Closed Sun - Thu.
Located in the house in which the romantic poet lived in 1822. The exhibits
trace his life and creative development. Although he wrote exclusively in
Polish, Mickiewicz - or Mickevicius - authored Lithuania's greatest
national epic, Pan Tadeusz, which opens: "Lithuania! My Fatherland! You are
health, only he who has lost you can know how much you are cherished."
Museum of Applied Art (Taikomosios Dailes Muziejus)
Arsenalo 3, tel. (+370-2) 22 18 13. Open Tue - Sun 12:00 - 18:00. Closed
Mon
In the luxurious, spacious halls on the ground floor you will find German
and French porcelain and furniture from the 13th to the late 19th century.
The top floor is devoted to Lithuanian tapestries and ceramics from the
60s, 70s and 80s. Under the Arsenal explore the excavations of the first
settlements in Vilnius.
National Gallery (Nacionaline Galerija)
Studentu 8, tel. (+370-2) 72 51 67/72 51 87/72 51 65. Open Tue - Sun 12:00
- 18:00. Closed Mon.
Permanent exhibition "Lithuanian Folk Art", the most interesting part of
which is a collection of 20 huge wooden crosses carved by Vincas Svirkis
(1835-1916). Some of his other crosses dot the Lithuanian countryside. The
gallery also has an excellent temporary display which describes how
Lithuania lost its first independence.
Planetarium
Ukmerges 12a, tel. (+370-2) 72 41 77. Open Mon - Sat 10:00 - 18:00. Mon -
Fri, Sun; excursions at 13:30, Sat all day.
Soviet-style museum for star gazers. Simultaneous translation during guided
tours. Great if you're into astronomy. A friendly place.
A. Pushkin memorial museum
Subaciaus 124, tel. (+370-2) 69 00 80. Open Wed - Sun 11:00 - 18:00. Closed
Mon, Tue.
Although a little out of town, the former home of Alexander Pushkin's son,
built in 1867, is worth a visit. One room is devoted to the great Russian
poet's personal possessions and bookcases stacked with rare 19th century
classics. Prolong your visit with a quiet stroll through the beautiful 47
acre grounds, the meeting place for those who plotted the 1863 anti-Tsarist
uprising. But why was Pushkin's son in Lithuania? Because his father-in-law
owned a summer house here. Oh.
Radvilu Palace (Radvilu Rumai)
Vilniaus 22, tel. (+370-2) 22 01 66. Open Tue - Sun 12:00 - 18:00.
The museum is housed in the former palace of the Radvilu (Radziwill)
family. In a small room on the ground floor the 165 members of the noble
family stare from the walls. The portraits have been commissioned by the
head of the family, Nicolas Casimir Radziwill, in the 18th century and were
executed by a single artist. Further exhibits include a view of how the
building will look when fully reconstructed.
Railroad Museum (Gelezinkelio Muziejus)
Mindaugo 12, tel. (+370-2) 69 20 44. Open irregular hours; call for a tour.
On the second floor of the railway administration building (through the
double white doors at the head of the stairs) is a two-room exhibit
dedicated to 131 years of rail lines on Lithuanian territory. Everything
ever associated with the railway in Lithuania is on display, from photos
and diagrams to uniforms, signal lights, old tickets, stamps, pins,
etc.Tours in Lithuanian and Russian only.
Television Tower (Televizijos Bokstas)
Sausio 13-osios 10, tel. (+370-2) 45 47 09/45 88 77. Entrance (5 Lt.; 8 Lt
on weekends) every hour from 10:00 - 20:00. Closed the first Monday of
every month.
On January 13, 1991 Soviet tanks surrounded the TV tower in an assault that
killed 14 unarmed civilians. Around the tower are monuments to the dead and
inside a small photo exhibition of explanation. On sunny days, the tower
offers the best panoramic view of Vilnius.
 Vilnius Castle Museum (Vilniaus Pilies Muziejus)
        Castle Hill, Katedros a. 1, tel. (+370-2) 61 74 53. Open Wed - Sun
        11:00 - 17:00. Closed Mon, Tue.
        After walking up Castle Hill, climb 74 steps up Gedimino Tower to
        admire the breathtaking view of Vilnius. In the 13th century brick
        tower, a small exhibit displays archeological finds and the
        history of the castle.
Vilnius University Science museum (Vilniaus Universiteto Mokslo Muziejus)
Sv. Jono 12, St. John's Church, tel. (+370-2) 61 18 94. Open 09:00 - 18:00.
This is what remains of the "Museum of Scientific Thought", into which St.
John's Church had been converted during the Soviet period. It houses a
collection of about 50 old books. Some of the Latin prayer books, Bibles
and philosophical tomes date as far back as the 14th century.
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 Non credere a quello che ho scritto!
Infatti O.T., davanti a consonante significa Olocausto Trasversale, davanti
a vocale significa Orientamento Tirannico.
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=|:)  :    | Io sono il messia e porto la parola.
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