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Titolo: R: Blackstorm!!!!!

 (in alternativa gli seghiamo le gambe della sedia)
specifica meglio "qualcosa"
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ELIZA
artificiale è artificiale, ma sarà intelligente?

 (in alternativa gli seghiamo le gambe della sedia)
Chiediamo ad Uncombed, pare sia un esperto nel campo.

 Diteglielo voi, io sono stanco.
Bene!
Adesso dovresti approfondire "stanco".
Sono qui per rassicurarti, coraggio
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qualcosa: una soluzione drastica e definitiva per schiodarmi dal ng. 
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Blackstorm
*iddieffer giovane guardia atto a
costruire siti eflammare niubbi*
"Mi sono sbagliato nel confondermi."
(Me Medesimo)

 fare la figura delle femminuccie.
Perchč?


qualcosa: una soluzione drastica e definitiva per schiodarmi dal ng.
E' costruttivo!
Ma dobbiamo assolutamente specificare cosa sia una "soluzione drastica"
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Sono qui per rassicurarti, coraggio
come? e la mia mamma cosa è qui a fare allora?

 (in alternativa gli seghiamo le gambe della sedia)
chiedi a me...la mafia è cosa nostra!!!
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Antinoo
uso niubbino


Hai presente Hiroshima? 
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Ma dobbiamo assolutamente specificare cosa sia una "soluzione drastica"
Cosa fa una bionda che si tinge i capelli di bruno?
L'Intelligenza artificiale.

 come? e la mia mamma cosa è qui a fare allora?
"Mamma", come pensi alla "mamma"?
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Hai presente Hiroshima?
e cosa sai di preciso su "HIroshima"?
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 insomma, portatela via ed interloquite in mail, vuòi?
Sei in errore...come vedi
ma definisci "vuòi"
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 Ma dim*[P L O N K !]
Luky docet.
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Blackstorm 
*il solito iddieffer giovane guardia*killfilato per flood*
Ragazzo rallenta. Vai troppo veloce.
Questa e' una slow chat.
Punta di piu' sulla qualita' 
e di meno sulla quantita'.

"Mamma", come pensi alla "mamma"?
Dodici.

ma definisci "vuòi"
non voglio.

 Dodici.
TU str**zo! cerchi forse di fottermi?
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TU str**zo! cerchi forse di fottermi?
rotfl :)

"Blackstorm":
|> specifica meglio "qualcosa"
|>
|qualcosa: una soluzione drastica e definitiva per schiodarmi dal ng.
Gli appelli di febbraio?
Ciao
Sandrino

#include "Sandrino O' Mazzulatore.h"
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Non solo... 
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Blackstorm
*iddieffer giovane guardia con potere
di costruire niubbini e flammare siti* 
"Mi dica, dove avete imparato a giocare a scacchi cosi' male?"
"Signore, sono state notti di studio ed abnegazione"