Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: LIBERATION

Sacred Ox is total freedom. If he created us in his image, he created
us free and to be free. Sacred Ox is pure consciousness. Possessing
this image of Sacred Ox, we are expected to be in the state of
consciousness, that is, being aware of the our origin (Sacred Ox) in
freedom and our likeness in freedom. We should experience the freedom
of the spirit that the Sacred Ox meant.
Frenz Shaboo
http://web.tiscalinet.it/shaboo

 of the spirit that the Sacred Ox meant.
a man with an income of $20,000 a year does not get ten times as much
satisfaction out of spending it as the man who has only $2,000.  no
human being needs more than a certain limited quantity of any particular
thing.  it is a general rule that the more money we have, the less
satisfaction we get out of any increased power of spending.  though a
man may have an income ten times as great as that of his neighbor, he
cannot eat ten times as much or ten times as often, and he cannot wear
ten times as many clothes.  he can have better food and can have it
better served, but there is a limit to this.  he can have more suits of
clothes, but he can wear only one at a time.  he may own several motor
cars, but he will not get much, if any, pleasure out of them than his
neighbor gets out of his one cheap car.  

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12 suits at one time is david byrne. 3 motorcars at one time is pure driving
excitement.
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Before you buy.

 man may have an income ten times as great as that of his neighbor, he
the f-ox succhiot is a type of virus that
spreads via the invisible desktop file
under system 6. the f-ox succhiot  virus
will not damage data files, but it can
render your computer virtually unusable
by causing frequent cow crashes
'j

excitement.
some far-out looking beards in that caravan

of the spirit that the Sacred Ox meant.
shit fool, sacred ox owes you money

neighbor gets out of his one cheap car.  
here's an experiment:
1) find out what time it is
2) paint the time on your eyelids
3) most people blink about what, 15 or 20 times a minute?
4) so every time you blink, someone gets to see what time it is, BUT TIME NEVER
ACTUALLY CHANGES.
wait, on second thought, that doesn't work

(It always works for me anyway. It strengthen my self-esteem.)
this guy is funny.
on a humor scale of 1 to 2, i'd give him a 2, with a tolerance of 0.5
on the positive side, 0.0 on the negative side.
if he were a noodle, he would be a FUNNY noodle.
if funniness could be measured by a number of keystrokes, he would be
approximately 100,000 keystrokes.
if humor could crash an internet connection, th~!%$%#[NO CARRIER]

some far-out looking beards in that caravan
a bunch of hens freaking out all over me

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oh hunny baby
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THE OWNER OF EGGS: forever hold your bacon.
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This, from 
nas...@worldnet.att.net
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watch as the toenail peels itself off and flies away

 neighbor gets out of his one cheap car.
IMHO,
You know you are sooooo wrong, I have had money and now I don't have the
luxuries I had before.  I have had enough at one time that I worked 8 months
of the year and vacationed 4.
The truth is that having possessions is a pain in the ass. Materialism is
the downfall you will never be satisfied by desiring material things.
However, the money is great, money is freedom.  By acquiring and desiring
possessions you will ultimately be a slave to them... however money spent
not acquiring possessions is great.
All things equal... I'll take the money thank-you.

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there he go, trying to humiliate me by being so much funnier than I
am.
I even bought a "how to be a complete Jim Carleton in 5 easy steps"
book, but that didn't help. 
1. say something funny
2. no, that wasn't enough: say something funnier
3. Look ,that way you're gonna end up being an HowTired. Are you
joking or what?
4. Ok, now you're making more sense. Another small effort.
5. Oh, no way, no way. You're terrible. I mean, how could you ever
hope to become a Jim Carleton? hahaha, you're such a jerk.
PS: You can return this book to the shop if you want, but then you'd
admit you *are* a failure, HowTired.
Gosh.
I tried so hard.
--
HowTired
dead tuna fear no bread-stick

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He forges money for us.
It stinks of, well, ox money.

I tried so hard.
i have an army of little howtired action figures. sometimes i play war
with them. i stand them all up and try to step on them, and they swarm
up my legs and start shooting me with their tiny rifles. i always
lose. sometimes, they write me little messages and when i read them, i
start laughing so hard and can't stop. then they swarm up my legs and
start shooting me with their tiny rifles. they're so darn funny.

On Sat, 18 Nov 2000 03:45:51 GMT, epista...@epistantophus.ccoomm
(Epistantophus) wrote:
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Good morning Jim Carleton-Epistantophus. I'm HowTired's mom. I'm
afraid he can't answer to this post right now, as he's locked himself
in the bathroom and he's been crying for the past two hours.
He always does that after reading your posts. You must know we have a
small board in the living room where he writes all his funny quotes.
After he reads your posts he looks at the board with a blank stare in
his face and he gets depressed. Then he go to the bathroom and God
knows what he does in there. Strange, convulse laughs come out once in
a while. I'm sure he brushes his teeth sometimes.
Help me, Jim Carleton, I don't know what to do.
Last week we were watching a TV show and there was this funny guy and
he was laughing so hard he told "hahaha, that guy is a REAL Jim
Carle..." then ho stopped and looked at me, helpless.
He's started dressing as a clown just to appear funnier than he
actually is, he tells friends he's trying to reach his
"JimCarletoness".
His girlfriend has just left him for a guy named "giovanni". Just
beacuse it sounded a little like "jim" and "that means he's funnier
than you are".
God bless you

This, from HowTired's mom:
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dear howtired's mom:
the only reason i was able to see your post is that your user name has
the word "howtired" in it. you see, i've killfiled everyone on usenet
except for howtired and everyone else who has the word "howtired" in
their user name. right now, that means you and howtired. if the rest
of usenet wants me to continue responding to other people, everyone
will have to put "howtired" as their name. or, they could put
"howtired = sofunny" or "howtired is the king of everything humorous"
or even "i love to pretend i'm howtired so people will like me". you
see, as long as they give proper tribute to the superior humor of your
son howtired, i will be able to see their posts and thus respond to
them. otherwise, the rest of usenet can just go to hell, because i
only want to talk to you and your son. mostly your son. please install
a computer in the bathroom so i can talk to him all the time.
thank you so much.

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oh my god, I am so tired. no, wait a minute. that was wrong wasn't it?
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On Sat, 18 Nov 2000 03:45:51 GMT, epista...@epistantophus.ccoomm
(Epistantophus) wrote:
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I AM ACTUALLY LOOKING AT YOU RIGHT NOW, 

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try it again, sing from the chest: oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, i am SOOOOO
tttttiiiiirieirerrrrrrrrrrrrrreddddd-uh!  see how i do this thing with my hand,
where you raise it up and shake it?  means i'm singing something really
important.  oh gosh, carol's home, she's gonna want her guitar back and i'm
pretty sure i ground it up and fed it to her kiddumcat, hang on a second
HEELLLLLOOOO CARRRROOOOOOOLLLL, a funny thing happened to your
GUUUUUIITTTTTAAAAARRRRRR-uh

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try spreading that on a cracker with some cream cheese, ummm yummy!