Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: Italian Flame Cascade (was Re: [IDL - FLAMEWAR DECLARATION])

I insult your family.
Your sticky, overcooked pasta earns you the simmering contempt of children
and old people.


Newsgroups: alt.tv.simpsons
Subject: Goodbye :-)
Date:  Sat, 29 Apr 2000 08:05:45 -0500
If I have any integrity at all, I must leave.  I welcome others
to do so as well if they refuse to be led by a group of
unthinking drones that are stuck in such a mindnumbingly
predictable pattern of
snuh/attack/snuh/attack/penises/attack/snuh/rectum/attack/.
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It gives me painful indigestion and causes my bowels pause.
On the bocce court, your pallino-tossing is forceless and impuissant.

 hair sprouting from your ribs.
may the evil eye cast its lofty gaze upon your tortoise shell cappuccino cup collection
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hair sprouting from your ribs.
In heated arguments, instead of gesticulating wildly you let your arms hang
limply at your sides, eliciting jeers of derision from young street
"toughs."

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Lesions and throbbing, puss filled ejaculates will fly strangely around your buttocks, eliciting a rather nasty response from the villagers.
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 May your mother cook tagliatelli on the night you desire ravioli.
May the children of your children walk the streets with rotten linguine with uncooked alfredo sauce stuck between their toes as rabid ostriches pick wildly at their ear hairs.
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 You closely resemble antipasto.
You may be mistaken for a marmoset at times. 
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 The sauce stains on your undershirt are small and unimpressive.
Your pasta consumption pales in comparison to the largeness of your pettiness.
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 On the bocce court, your pallino-tossing is forceless and impuissant.
You do not have a large success rate with the opposite sex due to the
hair sprouting from your ribs.
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%> >> >>>
%> >> >>> Rifiuto di rispondere a questo evidente troll.
%> >> >>
%> >> >>... e intanto gli ha risposto.
%> >> >>
%> >> >>Un genio, eh ?
%> >> >>
%> >> >>
%> >> >>
%> >> >>[for the lemmings called "merigans":
%> >> >>you didn't understand ?   Let's use babelfish]
%> >> >
%> >> >You have the sick face of a horse
%> >> >
%> >> >I insult your family.
%> >>
%> >> Your sticky, overcooked pasta earns you the simmering contempt of children
%> >> and old people.
%> >
%> >It gives me painful indigestion and causes my bowels pause.
%> 
%> On the bocce court, your pallino-tossing is forceless and impuissant.
%
%You do not have a large success rate with the opposite sex due to the
%hair sprouting from your ribs.
It is as can be the large way to have get goddamned Italians!
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 eliciting a rather nasty response from the villagers.
May your mother cook tagliatelli on the night you desire ravioli.
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You closely resemble antipasto.
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The sauce stains on your undershirt are small and unimpressive.
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Dean Humphries  gets the hose again.  
%Ward wrote:
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%> Dean Humphries wrote:
%> >
%> > Ward wrote:
%> > >
%> > > Dean Humphries wrote:
%> > > >
%> > > > Russell B wrote:
%> > > > >
%> > > > > A gathering of angels appeared above my head
%> > > > > They sang to me their song of hope
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%> > > > > >> >It gives me painful indigestion and causes my bowels pause.
%> > > > > >>
%> > > > > >> On the bocce court, your pallino-tossing is forceless and impuissant.
%> > > > > >
%> > > > > >You do not have a large success rate with the opposite sex due to the
%> > > > > >hair sprouting from your ribs.
%> > > > >
%> > > > > In heated arguments, instead of gesticulating wildly you let your arms hang
%> > > > > limply at your sides, eliciting jeers of derision from young street
%> > > > > "toughs."
%> > > >
%> > > > Lesions and throbbing, puss filled ejaculates will fly strangely around your buttocks,
%> > > > eliciting a rather nasty response from the villagers.
%> > >
%> > > May your mother cook tagliatelli on the night you desire ravioli.
%> >
%> > May the children of your children walk the streets with rotten linguine with
%> > uncooked alfredo sauce stuck between their toes as rabid ostriches pick wildly
%> > at their ear hairs.
%> >
%> 
%> The sauce stains on your undershirt are small and unimpressive.
%
%Your pasta consumption pales in comparison to the largeness of your pettiness.
This motorcycle.  It leaks not too much in the way of oil atop the ground
beneath it.
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Your presence is as commanding as a poliziotto during the late day
traffico ora during a St. Vitus Day celebration.   
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You change your underwear less often than you change government.
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 everything you do, and I hate you.
Your pizza tastes as it was delivered by the infamous boy rascal
StiffMeNot.
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Your mother's face resembles a hairy pizza
Your mother cooks with the expulsions from her olive oil enemas.
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Your mother's mother stomps grapes with infected-ingrown toe nailed feet
that are derived from walking barefoot upon bastards boil-laden
backsides.
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 the salami after your mother makes a poorly-constructed pizza.
The town harlot refuses to sleep with you despite offers the equal to
the gross national product of Sicily.
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The thick coat of oil on your slicked-back hair affords me a perfect
mirror-image view of myself recoiling in horror from you.

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The aromatic stench that your body emanates is as lofty as the odor of
twenty Frenchman after a fortnights of railroad labor.
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The village girls tell me that your genitalia resembles the remnants of
the salami after your mother makes a poorly-constructed pizza.
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You Italians are almost French.
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You have the diet of an Englishman.
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