Newsgroup: it.discussioni.folli
Titolo: PC News

- Nuova ipotesi scientifica sul BIG BANG:
Dio digito "pkunzip -d universo".
- Piantare un chiodo qui (*) per avere un monitor nuovo.
- Maniaci del computer, davanti al cancello di casa:
"Fai doppio "click" sul campanello..."
- Qual e la differenza fra una donna informatica in minigonna e una in
pantaloni ?
Il tempo di accesso!
- La versione 2 di qualunque cosa e` la prima che funziona.
- Caro Gesu Bambino, con la storia del cammello che deve passare
nella cruna di un ago, ho capito che gia ai tuoi tempi ci si dannava
sugli algoritmi di compressione...
- Nell'anno 1968 e bastata la potenza di due Commodore 64 per lanciare
con successo una nave spaziale sulla Luna. Nell'anno 1999 ci vuole la
potenza di un Pentium-III a 450 per far girare Windows'98.
Qualcosa deve essere andato storto.
- Le uniche cose che girano sotto Windows 95 sono le palle!
- Windows95: il primo vero sistema operativo *multicrashing*
- A volte, nella vita reale, si sente proprio la mancanza
della funzione "UNDO" !
- Come fa sesso un esperto di UNIX ? Unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ;
mount; fsck ; more ; yes ; umount ; sleep.
- L'universita americana di Berkeley ha prodotto due importanti
invenzioni: l'LSD e Unix; credo non sia una coincidenza. (Jeremy S.
Anderson)
- Errare e umano, ma per fare veramente casino ci vuole la password di root.
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me l'hanno girata stamattina.

 me l'hanno girata stamattina.
Sposami.
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Blackstorm
*Con due angeli al seguito*
Datemene uno con un browser testuale, un eroe fuori dal cinema alle tre di
notte. Datemelo che ti accompagni sempre a casa, anche se piove, anche se fa
freddo, anche se un passo più in là finisce il mondo. Datemelo che scriva
lettere belle non a me, e se poi le leggo va be', mica è colpa mia.{Angelus}
[ICQ #116647346]

 Sposami.
Dimmi dove e quando.
Le fedi in oro bianco ?
Indossi tu l'abito bianco, vero ? :-)))

 Indossi tu l'abito bianco, vero ? :-)))
Ok... :))))))))
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 Sposami.
E noi???
Si lo so che ti ho un po trascurato ma sai ... l'inflazione che galoppa, la
crisi dell'industria siderurgica, la caduta dei capelli ... insomma ... mi
spiace, posso rimediare?
Ipe

 E noi???
Si può fare a 3, se vuoi.
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 Si può fare a 3, se vuoi.
Ok ... posso venire vestito in abito talare oppure preferisci un kilt
scozzese?
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Se usi il kilt te le metti le mutande?
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 Se usi il kilt te le metti le mutande?
Certo che no ... amo la libertà!
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Mm.. non e' che poi nel bel mezzo del pranzo ti mimetizzi e ti travesti
da sedia per farmi sedere?
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 da sedia per farmi sedere?
Mai visto una sedia con occhiali e pizzetto.
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Beh, e' arte moderna.
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 Beh, e' arte moderna.
Sempre meglio che quella vetusta anche se in certi casi più vuota e stupida.
Mi sento onorato. Per te userò il cuscino di piume di struzzo. :)
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Basta che ti ricordi di levare il collo... :)
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 Basta che ti ricordi di levare il collo... :)
Scronch!
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Oei! Calmo, con quel collo di struzzo.
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 Oei! Calmo, con quel collo di struzzo.
Non è colpa mia, è la cervicale che mi tedia.
Ipe

#include "Ipe.h"
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Massaggino?
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Si grazie ma non risolverò i miei problemi tranne quello di ottenere
un'estasi catarchica che mi rende completamente inebetito.
Ipe
P.S. adesso mi faccio crescere i capelli che mi piace tanto quando mi
passano le dita fra i capelli.

 passano le dita fra i capelli.
Certo, certo...
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 Certo, certo...
Hai preferenze sulla lunghezza? Mesches (Mesc ...)?
Ipe

 Hai preferenze sulla lunghezza? Mesches (Mesc ...)?
Per le mescesssssss fai come ti pare, basta che siano lunghi :)
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 Per le mescesssssss fai come ti pare, basta che siano lunghi :)
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Basta?
Ipe