Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: Isabel

Hi guys,
We're having a discussion about the way you build your homes.
Face it: you're stupid.
Don't stop reading right now, at the end of the post you'll all agree with
me.
Unless you're even more stupid to deny the evidence.
Every once in a while the Goood Lordah sends you a divine punishment in the
shape of a devastating hurricane.
You all start to get scared, you all start crying, you all HAVE HOMES BUILT
WITH FREAKING WOOD.
Wood, you know? The one you get from the trees. That thin, fragile thing.
YES.
And you even start writing menacing words on your fucking homes, before
leaving town moaning about how onlucky you are.
And then you become homeless. And then you start moaning because you're
homeless!
Look here:
http://www.caseintoscana.com/immaginiproposte/sanse/brancialino%20206%20ant1
.jpg
This is an italian home, made with BRICKS.
Don't you just get it?
Cheers,
Rita

 Goood Lordah
    /me "je suis tropical"
--
pP
"però io non sono così idiota, chiaramente"
(King Misclot, hyperjumped into the Cloppete Galaxy)

Don't you just get it?
ROTFL

 wrote in message
news:RHEab.86203$hE5.3...@news1.tin.it...

Ever heard of earthquakes? What is the best building material for surviving
them? Wood.
The USA gets a 7.0 earthquake in the middle of a city of 10 million people
and suffers almost zero deaths. The reason is wood frame housing. And by the
way unlike the Europeans we still have our forests and lots of wood

 Rita
trio porko micro?
whatever. Rita, mia belladonna, why are you baiting these poor Yankees? 
My fellow Americans have enough problems explaining Iraq to the rest of 
the world as we all sit around waiting for our economy to rebound like a 
bunch of children on Christmas eve. 
snack, crackle & pop. American capitalist pigs build their homes of 
sticks because bricks are too damned expensive and straw most likley is 
well past its freshness date. unkosher!! long away and far ago when I 
was a piglet, houses were built out of solid wood, softwood mind you, 
but each plank came from a single tree. then Dr. Strangepork invented a 
supercomputer which helped engineers build 300 story buildings out of 
little more than toothpicks and hog manure (READ: WTC) (READ: CHEAP!!). 
these days American homes are cloned from paper mache' (fiberboard) and 
stacked like dominos in overpriced housing tracts - where if you don't 
use deodorant daily and mow your lawn weekly you lose your job and lose 
your home. 
let freedom ring! gawd bless America!!
about that earthquake thing - my fellow swine has a point when he 
mentions that bricks are absolutly the worst building material in 
earthquake zones. what he fails to mention is there are only two in 
America - California (every 30 years) and southwestern Tennessee (every 
300 years). Forget Alaska. however, Italy is far more prone to 
earthquakes (as a whole) than America. is your fondness for bricks the 
result of your lack of sticks? concider traditional Japaneese 
architecture - little more than paper covering a bamboo frame. not 
exacly fireproof, but this sort of structure will survive the worst of 
earthquakes. kosher, too!!
chow mein,
RLS   

 wrote in message
news:MPG.19d584ac4...@news.ind.sbcglobal.net...

Well, different buildings are needed to suit every circumstance.  If
you live in Tornado Alley, it might be better to build underground
houses, but that's not such a smart idea in a place that is always
getting flooded.
==================================================
==================================================
She walks backward with one foot in the gutter and
one foot on the pavement.