Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: MR. GRUNDLESHIT

 12. Is there anything else I should know about it.discussioni.litigi?
Enjoy your cuntheads.

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[Profane and ridiculous Pizzahead bullshit flushed]
Pizzaheads are not permitted to flame on it.discussioni.litigi.
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-Will Hausmann, Virtual Hausmann
 
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Means: Grundleshit is a big and slippery asshole.
... omissis ...
Abbiamo notato con apprensione questa massiccia discesa di nuovi barbari provenienti, sembra, da
alt.flame (a noi sembrerebbe una pubblicita' per sistemi di protezione antincendio).
Tuttavia non abbiamo sufficiente familiarita' con gli idiomi stranieri e, di conseguenza, ci
asteniamo vieppiu' dal partecipare alla discussione in atto.
Saremmo oltremodo lieti di vedere i nobili frequentatori di it.discussioni.litigi rispondere nel
nostro aulico ed italico idioma agli assalti dei barbari in oggetto. Tutti ricorderanno la fine che
fece la pur gloriosa Cartagine al cospetto delle truppe romane, qui non vi sara' vera pugna, ma una
lezione la si potra' pur dare, no? Orsu', diamo a Cesare quel che e' di Cesare e ricacciamo
l'invasore nella latrina cui appartiene di diritto.
Con somma stima
Ut00123

Pizzaheads are not permitted to flame on it.discussioni.litigi.
And millionaires?
Hausmann: german origin?
Heil Hitler!
--
Dr. Mauro Moroni
MELLOW RECORDS LTD
mor...@pangea.it
http://www.pangea.it/music/mellow

 nella latrina cui appartiene di diritto.
From this point on, we will no longer consider ourselves Caesars, we
will restrict ourselves to invading our neighbor's latrines and apartments.
[END TRANSLATION]
Thank you, your surrender is accepted.
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 Heil Hitler!
This is what happens when Pizzaheads *just* *don't* *get* *it*.
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>Pizzaheads are not permitted to flame on it.discussioni.litigi.
And cuntheads are not permitted to live.
Terminate yourself, beggar.
Torquemada, the cuntheads drummer.

 Heil Hitler!
 
Two words for you, Moroni: "il Duce".
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cazzo vaffanculo stronzo

 Torquemada, the cuntheads drummer.
You sound disgruntled, Pizzahead.  Mebbe you'd better sit down and get away
from Usenet for a while, I don't think it's doing your blood pressure any
good. 'Course, you got nobody but yourself to blame, thinking you could
survive on alt dot flame, but that's neither here nor there.  I do, however,
recommend you take a vacation until your face gets a little bit less red.
Now go sit in the truck, Pizzahead shitkicker.
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snip<
I am very calm indeed, cunthead.
Very calm and very happy.
And now get outta my way.

>Two words for you, Moroni: "il Duce".
I see you american shits are always updated on italian news...
Fuck you and il duce.

dollars).
I heard your "Real" currency went a little bit down after some beautiful
american lady admitted some nice jokes with your respectable President.
HA!
Try again, cunthead.

 Fuck you and il duce.
And fuck you, fuck you very much.
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 [snip sul resto]
Raga, questo e' alla frutta.
Ormai si da alle traduzioni alla vince, e riesce pure ad essere
peggio.
People of alt.flame, I kindly request you to send somebody new to play
with us, because this toy (named grundolo) is now broken.
Thank you.
---
Sam

American. Guess again, genius.
Then stay silent and suffer, twathead.
P.S. Did I ever tell you you're a moron?

 P.S. Did I ever tell you you're a moron?
No, but I had a feeling you were going to sooner or later. 
<Sigh> 
*So* predictable.
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American. Guess again, genius.
To be english is even worse....
No future for Uncle Jack.
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Thank you, your surrender is accepted.
Ci congratuliamo con la di Ella traduzione che, tuttavia, sembra in alcune occasioni incompleta. E'
oltremodo a tutti noto che taluni personaggi e fatti dell'antica storia del glorioso Impero Romano
siano ignoti ai piu'. Certamente ci saranno ulteriori occasioni per approfondirli, certi che la di
Ella attenzione nei nostri scritti verra' vieppiu' stimolata da questa bizzarra chiacchierata.
Notiamo infine, se i nostri traduttori non ci hanno ingannato, che Ella ha interpretato il nostro
ultimo messaggio come un segno di resa. Giammai abbiamo inteso fare cio' e ci scusiamo per averLe
dato tale sensazione. Non puo' esservi resa se non c'e' pugna e, per quanto ci riguarda, non puo'
esservi pugna con le Vostre rispettabili persone.
Certi di avere, almeno in parte, chiarito quanto da Ella interpretato, ci pregiamo di inviarvi il
nostro piu' ossequioso saluto e la nostra ammirazione per quanto fatto per ravvivare un po' lo
spirito del gruppo.
Con profonda e sincera stima
Ut00123.
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E' consuetudine, in Italia come nel resto del mondo civile, che i messaggi terminino con la firma
dell'autore.
Se Ella sta leggendo queste righe probabilmente non ne era a conoscenza. Certi di averLe fatto cosa
gradita segnalandoLe cio', La salutiamo nuovamente.
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... questo e' quello che si chiama "essere recidivi". Non si preoccupi: "errare umanum est!"
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... "errare umanum est!, PERSEVERARE EST DIABOLICUM!"

 No future for Uncle Jack.
What on earth are you talking about?
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 Fuck you and il duce.
Weren't you saying something about "Tennessee Cowboys" the other
day?
Shut the fuck up, Pizzahead.
--
-Will Acheson, Virtual Gypsy
 
grund...@popmail.com
 ** 
http://members.tripod.com/~theTwig/
         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
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 I am very calm indeed, cunthead.
Of *course* you are.  YOu're not bright enough to know what's
happening to you.
Now go sit in the truck, Pizzahead.
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 peggio.
[TRANSLATION]
I am on the rag, and am desperately seeking fruit.
Please respect our tradition of referring to one another as "Vince".
[END TRANSLATION]
Fuck, no wonder you Pizzaheads are an evolutionary dead end.
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Nationalist arsehole. But then, Italy is the birthplace of fascism.
And England is the birthplace of hooligans....
You'll never walk alone my dear.
And give my best regards to Mrs. Thatcher.
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Fuck, I won't even bother translating that heap of crap.
Two points, you useless Pizzahead cunt:
1. I'm male.  You keep referring to me as "she".. it doesn't work.
2. Rome burned while Nero fiddled, and you've got nobody to blame for
   that but yourselves.  Now kindly fuck off and go live in the past
   some more, you sad sack of shit.
Fucking Pizzaheads.  Useless simian twats if there ever were any.
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 And give my best regards to Mrs. Thatcher.
And what, pray tell does that old hag have to do with anything? 
Perhaps you think this is still the eighties. Actually, judging by the
state of Italian music, that could well be the case...
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Well, if you are english, then we are almost comrades, so I won't shoot on
you even if you are a twathead.
I love my England, and I will not flame it.
I hate american shit cuntheads.
And thai monkeys.

Shut the fuck up, Pizzahead.
I won't. Cunthead.

happening to you.
I perfectly know what's happening to YOU, cunthead.
You are being *drummed*.
Congratulations, moron.

Dear Ut00123,
I understand you are a Pizzahead, but, WHAT THE FUCK, doncha fuckin'
understand you have to speak fucking ENGLISH with these pityful worms?
They are right if they say you are an illiterate asshole.

state of Italian music, that could well be the case...
Talking about english music?
New Musical Express shit? Virgin FM rock???
Spiritualized, Ultrasound, Mansun,Sleepy People??
Or the Oasis?? KulaShaker?
Please, hide yourselves.
It's from 80 that England give birth to MERDA!
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 I hate american shit cuntheads.
Tough shit for you, eh?  Go fuck a wall socket.
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What the fuck is this "drumming" shit you keep claiming to do?  And
why does it closely resemble "getting your ass kicked"?
One wonders why you seem so fucking proud of yourself when you've
accomplished precisely nothing, you halfwit Neanderthal.
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 They are right if they say you are an illiterate asshole.
You haven't got much room to speak, turkeyshit.  None at all, in fact.
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 Nope. Clean your cum stained glasses, wanker.
Perhaps another Pizzahead.  You all smell about the same, and I can't
tell one of you ugly shitpiles from another.
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 It's from 80 that England give birth to MERDA!
For not italian people:
MERDA = SHIT
---
Sam

 It's from 80 that England give birth to MERDA!
eheheh, ero sicuro che ti saresti 'giustamente' incazzato.
-- 
Nuke !

>You haven't got much room to speak, turkeyshit.  None at all, in fact.
1) Shut up, cunthead, nobody ever asked your opinion.
2) Did I ever tell you you are a cunthead?
Bye, dummy.

Fucking Pizzaheads.  Useless simian twats if there ever were any.
Anche noi contraccambiamo volentieri il di Ella bizzarro, ma simpatico saluto. Non ce ne voglia se
omettiamo di interloquire con la Sua rispettabile persona nell'idioma anglosassone, crediamo che un
piccolo sforzo possa farlo anche Lei. D'altronde l'Italiano non e' poi cosi' difficile e un
traduttore si trova quasi ovunque.
Con stima e sincera ammirazione
Ut00123
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... ci risiamo! Non si preoccupi, dopo un po' ci si fa l'abitudine ...

tell one of you ugly shitpiles from another.
Are you getting old, little cunthead? Or are you getting dizzy with all this
drumming?
Torquemada, the Grundleshit drummer.

Tough shit for you, eh?  Go fuck a wall socket.
There's no tough shit. Just stinking.

accomplished precisely nothing, you halfwit Neanderthal.
Yes, you are definitely over, beaten, caput, defeated.
Bye bye, dummy.

They are right if they say you are an illiterate asshole.
... I nostri traduttori ci hanno detto di risponderLe per le rime. Noi non siamo dello stesso
parere. E' vero che non conosciamo a fondo l'idioma anglosassone, quindi non abbiamo motivo per
offenderci. Essi hanno ragione a considerarci degli illetterati per quanto riguarda la letteratura e
la grammatica inglesi, ma Le ricordiamo che l'equazione "illetterato=stupido" non e' verificata
quando le lingue dei due termini dell'equazione non siano uguali.
Con rinnovata stima
Ut00123

         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
Actually you're able only to sniff my ass.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

 Il Torquemada (
bad...@freemail.it
) did wite in group posting message: 
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How often is nationale talking? Too often they say! Will they finally be 
saying something to hear? I do not beleive it! Ha!
-- 
Ivor
"NAKATA È MIGLIORE DI TUTTI I GIOCATORI ITALIANI DI FUTBOL! IL GIAPPONE
 VINCERÀ IL WORLD CUP SEGUENTE!)."
- 2-belo

Nuke !
E porco Dio, quando si parla di musica non accetto lezioni da alcun
rotto in culo albionico!
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 rotto in culo albionico!
Bella li !
---
Sam

 traduttore si trova quasi ovunque.
Mimmo, ma li hai letti i parti dei loro traduttori ?
---
Sam

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Is there a Pizzahead HFW?  Are you a member?
If not.. you damn well should be.
--
-Will Acheson, Virtual Gypsy
 
grund...@popmail.com
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         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
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 drumming?
Either that, or you all look, sound, and whine the same.
And you never did answer the question, Pizzahead.  What the fuck is
this "drumming" you keep blathering about?  From where I sit, it looks
rather like it means the following:
Drumming (v): Empty claims of victory and superiority, repeated ad
nauseam.
Ridiculous little Pizzahead.  You can keep blathering if it makes you
feel better, but it won't have any measurable effect in reality.
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 Bye, dummy.
You're leaving?
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 There's no tough shit. Just stinking.
Yes, you do.  Kindly do it elsewhere, Pizzahead.
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 Actually you're able only to sniff my ass.
If that's a request, you can take it elsewhere.
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You're leaving?
Not me. And you?

Yes, you do.  Kindly do it elsewhere, Pizzahead.
So you say I'm tough? Yes, you are definitely beaten.
Go shit and eat it.

         "First thing we do, let's kill all the Pizzaheads."
Nice line! Who told you, Clinton?

If not.. you damn well should be.
Do you know you count less than a mackerel's dung?


HEY!  Blowjobs are as American as apple pie, mother, baseball and Chevrolets!! 
"My only regret is that I only have one wad to blow for my country" -
Nathan Hale
"Ask not what your country can blow for you, but who you can blow for your
country" - John F Kennedy
"We have nothing to fellate but fellatio itself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
"There's a sucker born every minute and two to take her." - P.T. Barnum
"Heh-heh, it's, uh, not like it's, uh, really sex or something, um, she
didn't swallow." - Bill "Slick Willie" Clinton
Seriously, I'm sure you've noticed that our president's an asshole ...
-- 
mhm 20x10
wombats r us

 BTW, Mussolini was hanged by Italian partisans.
How many strands of spaghetti did they have to tie together for the rope?
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>Seriously, I'm sure you've noticed that our president's an asshole ...
He's not an asshole. He's much worst, he's american.

Doesn't take a hero to conquer this shithole of a newsgroup.
But you are perfect as IDL'toy.
I sincerely hope you rimain for a long time.

LOL!
P.S. suck!
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673

If that's a request, you can take it elsewhere.
No, is a constatation, and if you don't reach my ass to sniff it you can use a
ladder, or Prince's boots, dumbass.
--
Bakunin
icq: 13249673


If he was an Italian, I shudder to think what he would have had sex in
the Oval Office with.  Probably a donkey.
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 well-done crowd by drugs such as crack.
There are 50 stars in our flag.  Are you trying to tell me that 50 strands of
spaghetti can hang someone?
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the Oval Office with.  Probably a donkey.
Still much better than that fat ugly bitch.

,
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I won't argue with a man who's obviously experienced at this ...
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 of a latrine.
Then how come our restaurants are all over the world and yours aren't?
Hmmm?  How come we put Pizza Huts all over the planet and you guys
haven't?  Hmmm?
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>I won't argue with a man who's obviously experienced at this ...
Good, you won't have problems with the President.

 named *Gennaro Capuozzo's*?
Yes.  They'd have a hell of a time fitting that on the sign.
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haven't?  Hmmm?
Because italian cuisine (the good one, of course) is very more expensive 
then Pizza Huts and Mac Donald.
But very very better.
Try at "La Cirque" restaurant in NY, for example. 


No, I prefer Wendy's.
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Try at "La Cirque" restaurant in NY, for example.
The weird thing is how can americans give a french name to an italian
restaurant...
Dagor Kaitos

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o  <------- Uncle Jack.

 Uncle Sam + Union Jack + blender = Pizzahead.
(Uncle Sam + Union Jack) + blender
----------------------------------  = Pavement Pizza
               Meow
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 Uncle Sam + Union Jack + blender = Pizzahead.
Uncle Mom + Mad Dog 20/20 + Biloxi = Uh-oh...

                Meow
log(meow)Uncle Sam + blender^(-Union Jack.5) = Stockholm Surprise.