Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: The Scotch

 me thinks you drank tooo much scotch before writing this
    "Me thinks"? Oh man... how the brits ever mutated into you shower of upside-down cunts is
beyond me. You braindead
Hello-har-ya-doin'?-Skippy-skippy-fucking-throw-it-on-the-barbie-home-and-fucking-away-neighbors
-kylie-minoguing yobbos.
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Your post may be virus free, but you are one sick fuck.

 Your post may be virus free, but you are one sick fuck.
    I don't know which university/college you graduated from, old son, but you need to get your
money back. It seems to me you should have concentrated on English Language rather than
Literature. One fucking line, fucking right, and your litotes not a little noticeable by its
absence.
    Apart from that, an excellent post, my good chap.
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Is it a school break week or something? Another clueless newbie pops
in to lower the tone.

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Thankyou for making me feel superior

 in to lower the tone.
Aren't they school mates of sheds?

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| Thankyou for making me feel superior
    Anytime, dude. You know, what really leaves me speechless is the fact that your name isn't
Bruce, maybe that's your brother's name, huh? However you OZ scumbags suck bigtime, and your
accent? Shit... Like a deaf cockney with cerebral palsy who's drunk twenty pints of VB Special
and a bottle of meths. You incoherent, slavering slobbering twat. Imagine Stephen Hawking
powered down and crossed with Bob Hoskins...well, that's what you sound like.

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| Is it a school break week or something? Another clueless newbie pops
| in to lower the tone.
    Lower the tone??? Let me remind you of what this ng is all about: a load of fucking animals
in vests and tight shorts knocking motherfucking lumps of each other, kicking the ref, eating
one another's faces and generally waging war for an hour and a half while no cunt knows what
the fuck is going on.
-- 
You're tired of your teachers and your school's a drag, you're not going to end up like your
mum and dad
http://tinyurl.com/mzpg
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/mzup

the fuck is going on.
Now I KNOW it must be a school break. I take it Mr Spears that you're
also that other clueless little arse Britney's Bro or something?

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Once again thanks

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| Once again thanks
    You're very welcome, pal. Shall I keep talking about you's?
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keep going junior

 for an hour and a half while no cunt knows what the fuck is going on.
Leo non stai andando bene... anche perche di queste provocazioni un
rugbista se ne sciacqua i maroni senza contare che si vede che non ne
capisci un cazzo, ad esempio una partita di rugby non dura un'ora e
mezza, ma 80 minuti.
Vai piu' sul nazionalistico.
-- 
Saluti,
Giancarlo

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| keep going junior
    Sure thaaaang, it's my cup of tea. Let me think of something very australian. You're
married to Sheila and the symbol of your country is some fucking rat with a beak, flippers, a
face like a mole and that swims underwater. And lays eggs! I mean, for fuck's sake! What the
cunting hell is that supposed to be? Fucking freak.

 the fuck is going on.
This is a rugby newsgroup, not WWF or football. Stay off the lighter
fuel and you'll find the world snaps back into clarity.

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| > | Is it a school break week or something? Another clueless newbie pops
| > | in to lower the tone.
| >
| >     Lower the tone??? Let me remind you of what this ng is all about: a load of fucking
animals
| > in vests and tight shorts knocking motherfucking lumps of each other, kicking the ref,
eating
| > one another's faces and generally waging war for an hour and a half while no cunt knows
what
| > the fuck is going on.
|
| This is a rugby newsgroup,
    Big fucking deal. Hey, this is a rugby newsgroup, hang on...
http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/sport/facilities/images/rugby.jpg
, is that what you're talking
about? I mean, seriously, now you got me in stitches, pal.
| not WWF
    It's called WWE now, you ignorant porridge-munching goat.
| or football.
    Football sucks just the same.
| Stay off the lighter
| fuel and you'll find the world snaps back into clarity.
    Yeah, you pop that bat off your buttocks, that'll help you out with the problems you
experience with the shitter.

 supposed to be? Fucking freak.
Where's Nigel when you need him to extol the comparative virtues of a 
British education?
Later,
Sean

 the fuck is going on.
So you play in the lower grades at school? I didn't think sport was 
still compulsory.
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| >     Sure thaaaang, it's my cup of tea. Let me think of something very australian. You're
| > married to Sheila and the symbol of your country is some fucking rat with a beak, flippers,
a
| > face like a mole and that swims underwater. And lays eggs! I mean, for fuck's sake! What
the
| > cunting hell is that supposed to be? Fucking freak.
|
| Really, is that any way to speak about the Queen? The bitch doesn't look
| like a mole. I would say more like a horses arse with a hemorrhoid.
    Like I give a squirrel chuff about the motherfucking queen, you kiwi goon.
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|
| Don't antagonize me you simpering little sadpacker. People have made
| that mistake before, and have come to meet their doom with my fists of
| righteous devastation. I am a whirlwind of shitfucking you cretinous
| fudge packer.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| As for the Queen, the only thing that crusty old crone should be doing
| is paying back the billions she owes the tax payers in the commonwealth.
    The queen, the queen, the motherfucking commonwealth, who gives a shit? Look, sheeper, I
love to irritate and confound the likes of you, which I apparently do. So you may consider the
target well and truly bullseyed. It's people like you - arrogant, supercilious & insensate
buffoons - from whom I derive the most pleasure. The way you chomp at the bait like mindless,
sanctimonious fish, the way you carp on ad nauseam and bleat like the stuck-pig, self-righteous
prigs that you are... it really satisfies in a way which your ilk would never understand in a
million years. You see, some people get the gag; others, to their infinite frustration, do not.
Those who do are quite content for the charade to continue, whilst those who do not merely see
it as some manner of PC bandwagon on which to leap and beat their neanderthal chests.
    To incur the displeasure of someone like you is to feel immesenly satiated. Each time a
reply such as yours comes along, further strength is drawn. Your anger, resentment, ill-will,
critique...they all fill the well of my inspriation. So please, keep it up. Keep posting your
lily-livered nonsense and poorly-written non-sense, kiwi cunt.

     goon.
What about that arch mafioso Berlusconi?
regards
The Green Phantom
-- 
Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.

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| What about that arch mafioso Berlusconi?
    Never heard about him, you smart-ass.
| regards
    Up yours.
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 You [cut]
Stop the crosspost, cunt.
-- 
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Aderisci alla campagna "SNOBBA IL BOVE SEASON 2004"
Per le istruzioni ed i benefits, clicca QUI

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| You give yourself too much credit you scrotum faced cock master.
    Wow, now that made me chuckle.
| Dealing
| with plebeian peons like yourself is merely an attempt to enlighten you
| bunch of inbred buffoons to what is obvious to me. I am your superior in
| every regard.
    Yeah sure, apart from the fact that you're nothing but a downunder seminephreus tubnodial
buttnoid kiwi cunt.
| I have yet to meet someone who I could not crush beneath
| the weight of my unmatched debating skills.
    Is this an echo? Or the refrain to some stupid kiwi song?
| If I wished, I could simply
| obliterate you with my sheer mental brilliance and stun your feeble
| little mind into a state of stupor.
    Yeah right, go to it, I'm all freaking shaking like a leaf.
| Not that it would be a big
| difference from your current state of mind you unwashed spawn of a pox
| ridden monkey.
    Hey stool-munching ant, you're posting from New Zealand, if you get the picture. We're
talking about the nation who lost the America's cup to Switzerland... and they don't even have
shores there.
| Your mere presence defiles my senses and sends me into a fit of nausea.
| Please dismiss yourself at once.
    How long did it take you to write that bunch of bollocks?

 Stop the crosspost, cunt.
Well, if the clown who made the original posting hadn't set this up for a
cross post, technical illiterates like Bobs wouldn't be offending your
overdeveloped senses now would they?
regards
The Green Phantom
-- 
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can read.
                -- Mark Twain

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| > Stop the crosspost, cunt.
|
| Well, if the clown who made the original posting hadn't set this up for a
| cross post, technical illiterates like Bobs wouldn't be offending your
| overdeveloped senses now would they?
    I'll tell you what? Bobs is a sheep-shagging kiwi sheeper, alright, but he's got a point
when he speaks about the queen and the UK in general. Let's face it, the UK is a wealthy
country only because of the Commonwealth. You lazy pommie asses.

 Well, if the c [cut]
I don't give a shit about it. 
Stop the crosspost.
Cunt.
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| > Well, if the c [cut]
|
| I don't give a shit about it.
| Stop the crosspost.
| Cunt.
    You tell him.

 Cunt.
Were you always a repulsive little pile of snot or do you actually work hard
at it?
-- 
The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad
trying to stop yourself going mad.  You might just as well give in and
save your sanity for later.

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| Were you always a repulsive little pile of snot or do you actually work hard
| at it?
    Woooahh... the guy's going apeshit.

 at it?
Rotfl, ha messo il follow up :)
Servizievole, eh?
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Leonard Spears wrote:
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so you're one of THOSE are you?
That explains everything.
regards
The Green Phantom
-- 
I'm mentally OVERDRAWN!  What's that SIGNPOST up ahead?  Where's ROD
STERLING when you really need him?

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| Rotfl, ha messo il follow up :)
    Che ci stia lurkando?
| Servizievole, eh?
    Un vero gentleman.

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| >
| >     Woooahh... the guy's going apeshit.
|
| Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Hey, what's wrong with you, man? Having a fit?
| so you're one of THOSE are you?
    What are you babbling about? Got your mind in the gutter?
| That explains everything.
    What does that explain?

     What does that explain?
No don't bother 'Leonard' I'm too smart to get caught THAT way.  It's an old
trap and I should have seen it sooner, you cunning little rogue you.
Better luck with the next victim.
regards
The Green Phantom
-- 
"We are not endeavoring to chain the future but to free the present. ... We
are
the advocates of inquiry, investigation, and thought. ... It is grander to
think
and investigate for yourself than to repeat a creed. ... I look for the day
when *reason*, throned upon the world's brains, shall be the King of Kings
and
the God of Gods.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll

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    R
        O
            T
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                    L
    Man, you're a natural born comedian, you.

Leonard Spears wrote:
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Cagey eh?  Well, I don't blame you. After all it's not as though you can
admit it out of the blue is it?
regards
The Green Phantom
-- 
The fact that people are poor or discriminated against doesn't necessarily
endow them with any special qualities of justice, nobility, charity or
compassion.
                -- Saul Alinsky

 experience with the shitter.
Christ, just what the newsgroups needs. Another passing semi literate
glue sniffer with an anal fixation.

Ben - don't feed the troll.

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Christ almighty...what the hell is wrong with you bloody men?
What the hell kind of nursery have I wandered into on this thread...Go play
rugby...use up all that testosterone somewhere else.
To result to all that bad language is to lose the argument.

 Christ almighty...what the hell is wrong with you bloody men?
sexist cow
get back in the kitchen dearie ;)

 To result to all that bad language is to lose the argument.
    Howdy ho Annie, how's it shaking? What do you look like? What are you wearing? Interested in
my collection of butterflies?
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| Ch[]
    And, by the way, are you rear-open?

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| >     Big fucking deal. Hey, this is a rugby newsgroup, hang on...
| > 
http://www.nottingham.ac.uk/sport/facilities/images/rugby.jpg
, is that what you're talking
| > about? I mean, seriously, now you got me in stitches, pal.
|
| I think we all wish you were in stitches.
    That's my aim, to have you seething with anger with your ears smoking.
| >     It's called WWE now, you ignorant porridge-munching goat.
|
| It figures you'd know the difference. Do you have all the figurines?
    I do, wanna swap 'em?
| >     Yeah, you pop that bat off your buttocks, that'll help you out with the problems you
| > experience with the shitter.
|
| Christ, just what the newsgroups needs.
    Tell me about that.
| Another passing semi literate
| glue sniffer with an anal fixation.
    Fags!

     And, by the way, are you rear-open?
Right, Anne, tell us: I'm interested, too.
Are you backdoor-open?
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You are a BAD, BAD man...lol

 British education?
Sadly, there are very few virtues in the present education system in the UK.
School certificates are handed out like confetti and all but the brain-dead
attend university. My little girl is lucky to attend an excellent junior
school but she has to leave in June. I am dreading the thought of her
starting secondary education in Wales and I may yet return to the Far East
for her benefit.
The Scottish system has always been the one to lead the way in education.
Wales was on a par about forty years ago but the Scots are now miles in
front of us. I know of one Civil service career which was cut short by the
insistence of the wife that her children were educated in Scotland. She was
right !
You will observe that the standards of literacy on Usenet are poor. I don't
know whether to laugh or cry when some dickhead proclaims his attendance at
a university in his signature having failed to spell 20% of his contribution
correctly.
As for those to whom you refer, Usenet is the only opportunity that these
creatures have for communication. I certainly  wouldn't talk to Mr Spears if
he sat next to me on a bus.

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| [] I certainly  wouldn't talk to Mr Spears if
| he sat next to me on a bus.
    Hey, now now! What's wrong with you? I once got one email from some dick in Wales, telling
me to leave the Welsh alone and did I realise that the Welsh race was responsible for more in
today's civilised society than most other races put together. And I thought: He's got a point.
Where would we be today without such civilised things as shitting in holes in the ground,
eating slugs and running away from the enemy during world wars? To say nothing of setting fire
to lorry loads of sheep and throwing live chickens about at rugby matches. Dead fucking
civilised, that is. Just remember... if ever the Martians do land and you want to show them how
civilised we are as the Human Race, just stick a slug in your mouth, drop your kecks, shit
where you stand throw a chicken up in the air. You can bet them Martians'll be off like a shot
going: "Hey, dead civilised, them earthlings, aren't they? Best not fuck with these cunts."
Only in Martian language, of course.
    Then I got to thinking: What's it got to  do with this cunt anyway? He's from fucking
Wales. Who does he think he is emailing me telling me how great the Welsh are? Of course, I
should have known - he did point out that he was not a Brit, but a Welsh. You see... apparently
there's a world of difference between a Brit and a Welsh. A Brit is partial to the occasional
meal of finest moose meat, which he cooks and enjoys rare. Your Welsh, although partial to an
occasional meal of the same, prefers to eat it raw and smeared with garlic dipped in a bowl of
cold fucking coffee. Your average Brit is a fucking yellow-backed coward only in the sense that
he is afraid of the Americans, whilst the Welsh shits his pants at the thought of everyone on
the entire twin continental mass of the Americas. Even the eskimos put the wind up your typical
Welsh scumbag piece of cowardly vermin. So that's that cleared up.

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| >     And, by the way, are you rear-open?
| You are a BAD, BAD man...lol
    If you can't be good, be good at it.
-- 
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mum and dad
http://tinyurl.com/mzpg
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/mzup

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| [] I certainly  wouldn't talk to Mr Spears if
| he sat next to me on a bus.
    Hey, now now! What's wrong with you? I once got one email from some dick in Wales, telling
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 Welsh scumbag piece of cowardly vermin. So that's that cleared up.
You really seem to have no appreciation of Welsh culture.  Let me know when
you gain your black belt in karate and I'll take you down town in Merthyr on
a Friday night. I would recommend that you wear rubber trousers and bicycle
clips to hide your embarrassment at involuntary bowel motions that may
occur. You should also know your blood type.
Best Wishes !!

 [snip]
    Look Nigel (was there ever a more ridiculous name? Not that I know), I'll take care of you
tomorrow in the morning, let me just say that you cracked me up and that my eyes are still
spilling tears. I'll deal with you tomorrow, Nigel... LOL... let me say that again... "Nigel"...
LMAO. Don't go away, ok?


     And, by the way, are you rear-open?
Still with the repressed arse fetish?
Are you aware that Anne is actually a woman? (for usenet purposes)
http://tinyurl.com/2b7og
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/3enb9
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/35jej

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| > | Ch[]
| >
| >     And, by the way, are you rear-open?
|
| Still with the repressed arse fetish?
    I don't know what you're talking about, you seem to be obsessed by the anus.
| Are you aware that Anne is actually a woman? (for usenet purposes)
    Oh come on... really????
| 
http://tinyurl.com/2b7og
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/3enb9
 & 
http://tinyurl.com/35jej
    Wooohooo, I'm a celebrity!


Nah, just an arsehole and a boring one at that

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| Nah, just an arsehole and a boring one at that
    At least my ancestors didn't come to my country in chains. Have a good one, you
upsidedown-walkabout-creek-off-your-facing-VB-go-the-bulldogs cunt.