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Titolo: [c&c] Babelfished insults and sob story from Italy

 
Italians sure sound stupid when they try to write English, don't they?
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Aren't you glad you can't see how stupid the sound in Italian?

 Italians sure sound stupid when they try to write English, don't they?
Why don't you try to write something in Italian? 
I'm sure it will be a great success.
Buttha
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How would one translate "IKYABWAI" into Italian?
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Hogarth
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Io avevo una volta un amico di penna italiano. Lei patģ lo sfortunata
'il disease' quello sembra affliggere la Sua nazione, ie
Fuckheadedness su una grande scala. Comunque, Io scommetterņ appena
Lei non č come bello come lei era...
Gli dica quello che io sono una gonna faccia, Lei ' richard cranium'
Lei. Io telefonerņ Adanti, e chiede il suo consiglio con referenza che
conversa con un ovvio dullwitted, slackjawed legano in fascine come
Lei.
Sarą un grande esercizio in relazioni tra il mio paese ed il Suo
pissant il piccolo shithole di una scusa per un paese, se noi possiamo
trovare questa barriera linguistica bene e veramente ordinņ.
HTH.
Oh sģ, Lei ancora č un fuckhead... ma io indovino Lei fa comprendere
kinda che tutti su Suo solitario, huh? Abbia un vero giorno di shitty,
Lei ha bene freakin' lo guadagnato ragazzo.
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Buttha
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Italians sure sound stupid when they try to write English, don't they?
You appear to be a loser in every action you take, don't you?

 
Why, everyone in IDL is aware of my great command of the Italian language.
Dante, if he was alive, would beg me for lessons.
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I once bet that I could find a virgin goat in Italy.
I lost.
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Dante, if he was alive, would beg me for lessons.
Sucker...

I lost.
Oh, what a shame!
Where did you learn to flame in such a gorgeus way?
P.S.
Sucker...

 
Pray tell us... How did you learn the goats weren't virgins?
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 Pray tell us... How did you learn the goats weren't virgins?
R O T F L !
Good shot...

Italians sure sound stupid when they try to write English, don't they?
Ammerigans are.
T1 (international) waiting Vs
ps. uauauauauauauauau©

Dante, if he was alive, would beg me for lessons.
Hi, my name is Tom.
How do you do?
Nice to meet you.
Can i introduce you my italian friends?
Chapter1: introducing people
T1
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The Style (you can only dream), The Class (you can only observe)

 I lost.
did you scold your father?
Buttha
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 I lost.
No news, you're a loser.
Fuckhead, two strong ales here.
Rapidly.
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M

 Rapidly.
Good idea, Marika...
Also a Lagavulin for me, Grand Sucker...


 
Where's Bakunin hiding these days?
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I had your mother test them with her tongue for 50 lira per 1000.
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 Also a Lagavulin for me, Grand Sucker...
Not until you stomp those grapes for me.
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Sorry, but my mum was a much more expensive prostitute. Try again
please.
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 Where's Bakunin hiding these days?
Does BaKuniN hide days?
Well, it's funny to discover new things every day...
[lol!]
Anyway, I'll set you the right f/up, so you can meet him...

 Not until you stomp those grapes for me.
Actually, those are not *exactely* grapes, lozer...
Didn't you realize i was jumpin' onto your pathetic balls,
Grand Sucker?

please.
She got to keep the ones that weren't virgins.
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 Where's Bakunin hiding these days?
I'm here.
I've not much time at the moment; like a pidgeon I'm flying all around
Italy, but, truly, those are not your business.
So, if you have some time to spend, take a look at the newbies and punish
them randomly: I'm sure there will be a justification, in any case.
Best regards and some wishes to the big greasy ballo for me.
P.S. Hogarth, I'm still waiting for the beers.
P.P.S. It seems strange, but I've not use babelfish, I'm "The Babelfish".
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The great Wop Bak Cabal

I'm here.
[cuttete]
Du chistionasa beni s'igresu.
D'asi imparau a la maddalena?
O fro'.
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Scrabionau
sa vida pro sa patria

 O fro'.
...che per noi non sardi sarebbe...???

 O fro'.
O caga'
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B.

...che per noi non sardi sarebbe...???
Ti interessa davvero?
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Uncombed.

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Beh, seguo virtute e conoscenza...

 them randomly: I'm sure there will be a justification, in any case.
They're Italian, what other justification do I need?
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 Grand Sucker?
A whole vat of them?  
Heh.
Actually, they are my balls.  Now.  Once, they belonged to my flame opponents.
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 They're Italian, what other justification do I need?
You racist like the shit.
P.S. kike!

 Not until you st[cut]
GW, did you miss something?
WTF are those beers, merrekan whimp?
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M

 P.S. kike!
Nope.  Try again ...
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 WTF are those beers, merrekan whimp?
I drank them.  (BURP)
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Lyapunov wrote:
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Ok. 
Le motivazioni sono state ritenute valide.
Prima pagare.
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On. Uncombed
Presidente della Regione Autonoma della Sardegna.

O caga'
O Brebei.
-- 
Scrabionau 1.1

,
+	"Bakunin" <n...@life.now> had a vision and wrote:
+> "The Grand Wombat"
+>> >> Where's Bakunin hiding these days?
+>> > I'm here.
+>> > I've not much time at the moment; like a pidgeon I'm flying all around
+>> > Italy,
+>> That would explain why everything needs washing there.
+> 
+> Pidgeons reach always the point.
+>
+If William Tell's around, yeah ...
+ 
+>> > but, truly, those are not your business.
+>> > So, if you have some time to spend, take a look at the newbies and
+> punish
+>> > them randomly: I'm sure there will be a justification, in any case.
+>> They're Italian, what other justification do I need?
+> 
+> You racist like the shit.
+
+Italians aren't a race, they're kind of like the residents of Europe's refuse
+bin ...
Nope, that's the French. The Italians *do* however run the French a
very close second. Especially ones like that excitable Butthead
character.
That reminds me, what do you get if you cross an Italian male with a
French female?
A smelly coward.
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   Jules. -mhm26x8-


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Hey Jules,
Q. How do you brainwash an Italian?
A. Give him an enema.
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 Nope.  Try again ...
Ben zonah.
P.S. whoops, hogarth or the fuck you wanna be called: since you're here
around, could you be so kind to take here a pair of Budweiser? Thanks a
lot.
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"Don't worry, it's only me!"
"Prove it!"
"You're a dick".
"Uh... OK".     (X-MEN)

Usenet is not the right place for you, sucker!
escargot eater
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hasn't brain at all.
IKYABWAI.
Grazie mille.
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 O Brebei.
O lollo'
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B.

 Prima pagare.
Veda post precedente, dotto'...

 A smelly coward.
C'mon, beer tank, shut that putrid hole
you use to call mouth and tell us about
the supposed british qualities...

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 I drank them.  (BURP)
Yeah, I believe you.
All those poor yankees like to drink from a glass where someone did piss in.
Enjoy the italian piss, jerk.
In the meanwhile, two strong ales here.
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M


wrote:
+Jules wrote:
+> That reminds me, what do you get if you cross an Italian male with a
+> French female?
+> A smelly coward.
+C'mon, beer tank,
I don't drink beer, you filthy prole. 
+shut that putrid hole you use to call mouth
Wassup? Someone scratch the tank on your Lambretta^H^H^H^H^Hairdryer? 
+and tell us about the supposed british qualities...
What, and make you even more jealous than you already are?
Go slurp butthead some more. Poor chap's feeling blue since he lost
that hideous sow he called a girlfriend to a Brit.
Fuckhead.
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Veda post precedente, dotto'...
Non ho tempo, ora.
Mi faccia il bonifico, valuta antergata.
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Uncombed.

O lollo'
O bronzetto.
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Uncombed.
e tu hai gia' aderito alla campagna
snobba marcimi'?

Grazie mille.
Una birra al signoreeeeeeeee
P.s. Do you know marcimi'?
No?
It's not important, really.
-- 
Uncombed.

 escargot eater
Is this a flame?
You're sure?
Rather, it seems like the desperate cry
of a child...
BTW, do you think I'm french, sucker?

 that hideous sow he called a girlfriend to a Brit.
ROTFL!
By telling the truth, the opposite is what regularly happens
in Greece during the holidays.
You poor suckers drink more and more beer and then roll under
tables, while we Italians fist-fuck the Brit whores looking
for real thrill...

 It's not important, really.
Che stile. E che personalita'.
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Marcimi'
Steve: "Io sono buono, mica fesso."
"E' colpa mia se sono bello e fatto bene?"
Uncombed: "Io sono fesso, mica buono."
"E' colpa mia se sono brutto e fatto male?"


"Perhaps I'll come over and fuck your baby then huh?"
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 escargot eater
That is better than a McDonald's shit eater.
§amaeL


wrote:
+The Grand Wombat wrote in message...
+
+> >> Not until you st[cut]
+> >
+> > GW, did you miss something?
+> >
+> Are you a girl?
+
+Well, do you *really* hope I'm going to tell you the truth?
Being Italian, telling the truth's something you'd probably have
trouble doing.
Must be hard. Being despised worldwide simply because you had the
misfortune to be born in Italy is no small thing.
I feel sorry for you, "Marika". I really do...
--
   Jules. -mhm26x8-


+> wrote:
+> 
+> +Jules wrote:
+> 
+> +> That reminds me, what do you get if you cross an Italian male with a
+> +> French female?
+> +> A smelly coward.
+> 
+> +C'mon, beer tank,
+> 
+> I don't drink beer, you filthy prole.
+
+I knew you use to drink piss.
+But I wanted to respect you privacy, moroon!
Really, and just where did you glean these amazing allegations from?
+> +shut that putrid hole you use to call mouth
+> 
+> Wassup? Someone scratch the tank on your Lambretta^H^H^H^H^Hairdryer?
+
+Yeah.
+That's was your mom tryin' to have bizzare sex with me.
Bizarre huh? Makes a change from your usual diet of deviant sex, I
guess.
+> +and tell us about the supposed british qualities...
+> 
+> What, and make you even more jealous than you already are?
+
+C'mon, let's see why should I be jealous, my poor wannabe.
Wannabe what, ya fuckhead?
+> Go slurp butthead some more. Poor chap's feeling blue since he lost
+> that hideous sow he called a girlfriend to a Brit.
+
+ROTFL!
Glad you find it funny... butthead doesn't. He's prolly sitting
outside his local cafe drowning his sorrows right this minute.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving bloke if you ask me.
 
+By telling the truth,
I always tell the truth. Like "Marika" you prolly find that difficult
to comprehend, being a treacherous Italian weasel. 
+the opposite is what regularly happens in Greece during the holidays.
Greece? Ah, I get it. This is where you attempt to deflect attention
away from your home country. Nice try, guess I'd have done the same if
I were an Italian by birth.
+You poor suckers drink more and more beer and then roll under
+tables,
Personally I rarely drink... have to beat the women off with a shitty
stick though, whether I'm drunk *or* sober :). 
+while we Italians fist-fuck the Brit whores looking for real thrill...
Fist fucking, huh? The resort of an impotent, sexually frustrated man.
Too much pumping of buttheads butt no doubt.
Mebbe you two should get together for good, rather than just the
occasional 'one night stand'... you know you want it, don't you...
Shpxurnq
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   Jules. -mhm26x8-

 snobba marcimi'?
Alla grande!
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B.

Alla grande!
Snobbaddu.
-- 
Uncombed.

 O scuccau.
O fronti di pelliccia.
--
Bak

O fronti di pelliccia.
O cuccurruspinniau.
-- 
Uncombed.

 O cuccurruspinniau.
Muddu, chi vai li peli chi mi pari una maccia di chessa.
--
B.

Muddu, chi vai li peli chi mi pari una maccia di chessa.
Cittiri' conch'e' ginugu.
-- 
Uncombed.

I had your mother test them with her tongue for 50 lira per 1000.
Nah, wombat, you missed it this time, that line wasn't worthy of THE
MODERATOR'S SHOT...
For instance how does his mother's tongue know the difference??
O.I.

 Alla grande!
Che dubbi c'erano?
Un'occasione cosi' per riscattare le brutalita' subite difficilmente gli
sarebbe capitata nuovamente.
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 Snobbaddu.
Africano.
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