Newsgroup: it.discussioni.litigi
Titolo: [OT] Per Ridere Un Po'

Questa è una lettera realmente inviata da un Manager IBM alla filiale
italiana, dopo una sua permanenza di qualche settimana presso la sede
stessa.
It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our
establishment in Rome that offensive language is commonly used by our
Italian speaking staff. Such behaviour, in addition to violating our
policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like cazzo, porca puttana or mi sono rotto il cazzo and other
such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic
effect,no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say ha fatto una cazzata when someone makes a
mistake, or se lo stanno inculando if you see someone being reprimended,
or che stronzata when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb cagare are utterly inappropriate and unacceptable
in our environment.
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under
any circumstances will be referred as figlio di puttana, coglione, testa
di cazzo.
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as mancanza di
palle nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as bradipo or
cagone.
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by the management are not to
be referred as cagate mentali or idee del cazzo.
6. Do not say come rompe le palle nor ha rotto i coglioni if a
person is persistent; do not add gli fa ancora male il culo if a colleague
is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say
siamo nella merda (refer to item # 2) nor ci hanno aperti when a matter
becomes excessively complicated.
7. When asking a someone to leave you alone,you must not
vattene affanculo nor should you ever substitute May I help you? With che
cazzo vuoi?
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly
industrial partners vecchi stronzi.
9. Do not say me ne sbatto when a relevant project is presented to
you, nor should you ever answer ciucciami il cazzo when your assistance
is required.
 10. You should never call partners as frocio or mignotta; the
sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as
culattone or bagascia.
11. Last but not least, after reading a note please don't say mi
ci pulisco il culo. Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.
Thank you.
Regards, The manager
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Con poche modifiche potrebbe diventare un ottimo manifesto di IDL,
guarda:
All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:
1. Words like specchio, rosichi or arrampicata and other
such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or
dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.
2. You will not say sta rimbalzando when someone makes a
mistake, or lo fanno trottare if you see someone being reprimended,
or che rosicata when a major mistake has been made. All forms and
derivations of the verb rodere are utterly inappropriate and
unacceptable in our environment.
(etc.)
7. When asking a someone to leave you alone,you must not
delete his posts nor should you ever substitute May I help you? With
che cazzo vuoi?
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call the Gotha vecchi
stronzi.
(etc.)

 (etc.)
e come facciamo a parlare delle ragazze di idf senza "bagascia"?
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c.
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