Newsgroup: italia.palermo.discussioni
Titolo: La Banca d'Italia chiude

La Banca d'Italia chiude alcune sedi periferiche (ho la vaga impressione di 
indovinare una tra le prime a subire tale sorte).
Saranno privilegiate e rafforzate le sedi nei capoluoghi di regione.
Mi sa che Jimmy lo vedremo presto a... Trento, o ad Aosta. Sempre meglio di 
Potenza.
vavin
-- 
Com'è bello far l'amore da Trieste in giù
com'è bello far l'amore io son pronta e tu...
tanti auguri, a chi tanti amanti ha
tanti auguri, in campagna ed in città.
(cit. geografica) 

 (cit. geografica)
lol
"vavingodereccio"

 ... sul versante "destinazione".
Pare, dico pare, che vogliano aprire una nuova sede alle Seichelle.
Si sono aperte le iscrizioni per sondare la disponibilitą di chi ci vuol 
andare.
Tu farai la domanda?
vavin
--
uno su mille ce la fa
ma quanto č dura la salita
in gioco c'č la vita
(cit. sollecitante)
P.S.: Pare, dico pare, che quelli che non saranno accontentati saranno 
mandati nella nuova sede di Kabul. 

I did not write this.... I found this somewhere on this site and found
it useful
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Hello boys and girls!  This is Master Baiter here with another text
phile
for ya'll so you can have something to read in the bathroom (don't
spend
too much time in there though or you'll get hemorrhoids.. heh heh).
HOW TO DIE
by Master Baiter and the Kthulu Crew
2001/03/02
In this text phile I will describe how u can off yourself in the
fastest
and most efficient way possible.  We won't concern ourselves with the
reason behind the deed, because this is something personal and so we
can't explore every single case.  Indeed everyone is different and will
be pushed over the edge by different circumstances.  It doesn't matter
if it's because you lost your girl/boy friend, got laid off your elite
VB coding job, or that you're just tired of being a DNA carrier.  The
ethics behind all this is up to you to decide, and make sure you're
comfortable with your choice because death offers no refunds or
warrantee
of any kind.
Ok so now that you've decided to pull the plug on your consciousness,
I'm going to assume u want to do it as quickly and painlessly as
possible.
First of all, forget everything you heard about sleeping pills, razor
blades, etc.  That shit just doesn't work and all it'll do is make you
sick or give you some nasty scars and/or infection.  What u need is
something that causes instantaneous death, something so sudden and
brutal that no recovery is possible.  Here's what u will need:
o 12-gauge shogun (~ $200.00)
o hacksaw (~ $5.00)
o a box of 3-inch 00 buck shells (~ $5.00)
Total cost: ~ $210.00
Shotgun shells usually come in boxes of 5, and it's good to have more
than one shell just in case one of them turns out to be a dud or
something.
The shotgun itself can be just about any brand or type, but I'll put
down my recommendation for the Mossberg model 500 pump-action, since
it's cheap and reliable.  Whatever u do, make sure it's a 12-gauge and
not some lame 20-gauge or .410 bore, because those are too small to
work reliably (they're meant to be used on small animals, whereas the
12-gauge with 00 buckshot can take down big things like moose and
bears).
Also make sure u use buckshot and not birdshot (the smaller pellets
might
work, but why take any chances?)  Note that buckshot normally comes in
two different sizes: 3-inch and 2.75-inch cartriges.  The bigger
cartriges contains 15 pellets instead of 9 in the smaller ones.  That
translates into more destructive energy, which is exactly what you're
after.
As you can see, this is something just about everybody can afford (hey
even if u don't have the money right now u can always use next month's
rent check... it's not like you're gonna need it anyway!)  You can
probably find an even cheaper shotgun if you go shopping for a used
model at a gun shop or gun show (hell, even eBay might have some good
deals!)  Anyway the shotgun is your best option because they're much
cheaper than handguns or rifles, and much more destructive at point
blank range.  They're also more "politcally correct" since they're
associated with hunting/sporting, so will be more widely available than
other types of guns.
Ok so now we're going to assume you've collected the above material
and are ready to take matters into your own hands.  First I recommend
that you actually shoot a couple shells outdoors somewhere (at a
safe distance from other people, like several miles away at least)
or at a range.  This is to make sure the shotgun actually works
correctly, and to get an idea of how much recoil it has.  With
3-inch shells the gun will recoil a lot, and it's good that u
understand this so u don't fuck things up later on when you're
aiming for a specific body part.
After u verify that everything is in working order, it's time to
prepare your gun for the real thing.  Now's the time to break out
that hacksaw and trim the barrel to a more reasonable length (unless
u have really long arms or your name is ElasticMan, u won't be
able to reach the trigger otherwise!)  I recommend sawing it off
at exactly 18.25 inches, as any barrel under 18 inches is illegal
and that means that your gun will probably be confiscated by the
feds instead of being given to whoever u put in your will.  Even
if u don't want to leave anything for your familly, at least consider
giving your stuff to an organization that u care about.  Just don't
let the damn feds get it!  They have enough power already...
Once your gun is ready, u need to find a place to use it, preferably
one where other people can't get hurt.  Some people will choose to
go out into the wilderness, but sometimes that's not an option or
you're just more comfortable in your own house.  In this phile, we're
going to assume you're staying indoors.  Ok, remember that major
recoil we talked about earlier?  It's gonna play havock with your
aim unless u brace the shogun against something when your fire it.
Normally you'd brace it into your shoulder pocket, but since you'll
be aiming it into your mouth, that's not possible.  The best thing
to do is find a big-ass desk or heavy bookshelf or something and use
that to brace the buttstock with.  Whatever it is u choose, make sure
it's damn near impossible to move!  Next you're gonna need to find
another support for u to lean comfortably against.  I recommend
sitting on the floor with your legs crossed or slightly appart and
your back against a wall.  Ideally the floor should have a lot of
friction, so try finding an area with carpetting, or else put a
heavy rug on the floor.  This is to reduce the chances of the
buttstock slipping when u fire, which shouldn't happen since you're
going to move that big heavy thing we talked about earlier right in
front of u and brace the gun with it.  Better safe than sorry though,
heh!  Ok one more thing about this before we move on to more phun
stuff:  there is a great possibility for the pellets to exit through
the other side of your head and even past the wall you're sitting
against, so make sure nobody is behind that!  Ideally there would
be an empty room behind that wall, with more walls behind that.  For
maximum safety, consider moving some big heavy metal stuff behind
that wall (like a fridge or stove or something).
Ok so now you're pretty much ready, but u still need to know exactly
what you're going to fire at right?  The only place I recommend
shooting is the brain stem (also called the medulla oblongata), as
this is the central nervous system core.  It regulates basic life
support functions like breathing, heartbeat, etc. and you can't
survive without it!  If it gets completely desintegrated by 15
lead pellets, there is no chance of recovery, nor is there any time
to feel any pain, as u will be uncounscious immediately (sort of
like when people lose consciousness because they got hit in the
back of their neck, except this is 1000 times stronger).  In fact
u won't even be conscious long enough to hear the sound of the
shotgun firing.  This is probably the most humane method for someone
to end their life, unlike dinking around with pills and other shit
that just ends up making you feel like crap (and wishing u were
dead!)  Anyway, it's vital that u aim correctly to hit the brain
stem, so better familiarize yourself a little with human anatomy
a little.  Your target is located towards the back of your head,
immediately above the spinal cord (it's actually a bundle of nerves
that the spine becomes when it reaches the brain).  If u probe the
back of your neck with your fingers, u can feel the vertabraes go
all the way up and into your skull.  The medulla oblongata is
sitting right above and in front of the last vertabrae that u
can reach with your fingers.  In order to destroy it, you'll need
to aim the barrel into your mouth and very slightly elevated (about
5 degrees from the horizontal plane you'd get if u cross-section
the skull front-to-back).  It would be a good idea at this time for
u to consult a couple anatomy textbooks and further familiarize
yourself with exactly where the brain stem is located.  I tried to
describe it as accurately as possible, but a picture is worth a
thousand words.  If u don't have access to textbooks, try searching
the web, there's thousands of sites with human anatomy diagrams.
If executed correctly, the shotgun is the quickest, painless and
most lethal method of suicide.  I hope u find this information
useful.  This is Master Baiter signing off, see ya 'round in
other philez!
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This phile was typed up in vim on a Debian GNU/Linux machine,
and is copylefted under the GNU license.

my friend came and posted this.... i do not condone suicide.... if you
are suicidal please get help.... killing yourself is wrong.... you need
help if you have these thoughts