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Titolo: Best Diving Center in NUNGWI (Zanzibar)

Any suggestions, please?
Thanks very much!
    Stefano
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 Any suggestions, please?
Yes,
speak the way  your mother gave you birth ! ;-)
regards
Guispi
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 speak the way  your mother gave you birth ! ;-)
As Italians we can't speak ONLY in italian..... I prefer to try with my
bad english when I'll ravel around the world :-)))
[dobbiamo sempre farci riconoscere????? :-)))))]
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 [dobbiamo sempre farci riconoscere????? :-)))))]
Thanks, but I already had one this morning at Starbucks.

 speak the way  your mother gave you birth ! ;-)
    But, wasn't ''speak as you eat''??
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claudio

 claudio
Clever talking about me that way, trying to defeat language translation
software by deleting the spaces.  Very clever.  Lucky for me your language
is just a cheap knock-off of Spanish.  What's wrong with spaghetti?  And
what do you have against Mexicans?

 what do you have against Mexicans?
    Whow! I've not seen the crosspost with rsl. Sorry about this...
    Ok, so:
    My answer was not for you. Was a fine joke-answer to Guispi.
    So you don't need to be happy about your discovery about languages and
translation software. I'll going on clear.
    By the way, wasn't you the people who told me, some time ago, that if
someone don't speak your language you usually pump up the volume of your
voice (was a post talking about diving in Sicily...) Are you still thinking
the same? Because this cause me some little trouble.
    Nothing against spaghetti, the same for Mexicans. Of course!
The same for you?
    Now, if i'm speaking with the wrong people i'll going to ask sorry about
this. And i'm ready to do this also immediately.
    But if you are the same people of our last conversation on Sicily
diving, i've nothing more add at this conversation.
all the best
Claudio

 what do you have against Mexicans?
    I've make a little search with Google. Great instrument, Google. You
tell a stupidity and Google put it in a file for the next generations.
Great!!
    I was right, was you! No mistakes.
    Was a conversation on last 18th december. Eric from Germany ask some
suggestion about Sardinian (not Sicily, sorry), because he have some trouble
about language.
    Your answer was ''If they don't understand when you speak English, it's
their problem.  Just raise your voice when that happens.'' and lots more
after this, also too much...
    Are you still ''speak sloooooow''?? People still show you ''signs of
comprehension, or pain'' ?? Let me know, Greg, please let me know.
    Oh, just to tell you, no one diver proud of this name use to show pain,
here.
And this community is a divers community, do you know this?
    So, fine clever. If you remember i told you that Sigmung Freud wrote a
lot about this mania. If you take the right medicine is not dangerous.
    Ok raising people, be quiet, don't worry about this. I can understand
your position. It's very hard thought to be the forum guru. Don' t worry, be
happy!
    However, i've so many friends in US to be able to understand that you
are not the reality mirror... Just a shadow.
stay wet
Claudio
PS
Do not forget your medicine. One tablets before each meal.

    Chiedo scusa per la querelle nata con l'americano. Per coloro che non
masticano troppo le lingue vorrei spiegare l'antefatto.
    A Natale dello scorso anno su rec.scuba.location (di cui il tale si
sente il piccolo guru, tenendo a bada i vari peones) ci fu uno scambio di
opinioni fra me ed il cowboy in questione.
    Alla domanda di un ragazzo tedesco che chiedeva dritte su un diving in
Sardegna, specificando di avere problemi con la lingua, il vaccaro rispose
che se non capivano la sua lingua lui di solito alzava la voce fino a farsi
capire.
    Gli risposi dicendogli che era meglio che non ci andasse a giro per la
Sardegna alzando la voce, perchè l'isola è abitata da gente sensibile che
non aveva il mio stesso senso dell'umorismo.
    Prendendolo per le mele gli chiedevo se il suo sistema di alzare la voce
funzionasse. E aggiunse che funzionava e che parlava mooolto piano! E che
continuava ad alzare la voce fino a che vedeva un segno di comprensione nei
loro occhi, o di paura!! Il coglione!
    Ora siccome di questi John Wayne razzisti del piffero che credono di
essere i padroni del mondo ne ho piene le decompressive...
    Quando ho letto la sua risposta di oggi, non ho resistito.
ciao
claudio

Non ti preoccupare, la Barbagia e' piena di buchi e buchetti dove quel
tale puo' alzare la voce fin che vuole..... :))))))))))))))
Ciao!
Luca Menegotto
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 [TAGLIO] (polemicamente non uso CUT :-)
Claudio, niente scuse. Hai fatto benissimo. Oltre la subacquea, di anglofoni
con questo folle concetto di superiorità linguistica ne trovi a mucchi, e in
tutti i contesti.
Se a questi cow-boy mancano gli indiani da sottomettere, li andassero a
cercare su Marte.
Probabilmente risentono dell'impossibilità di andare in giro, all'estero,
con la loro amata pistola, e questa castrazione viene risolta con
atteggiamenti da colonizzatore: sai bene dove possono andare a prendersela.
Saluti,
Andrea
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     But, wasn't ''speak as you eat''??
Ho preferito la versione meridionale "parla comm t'a fatt mammeta" :-)))
Ciao
Guispi
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Pero', Andrea, io con gli americani mediamente ho avuto pochi
problemini, anzi, il discorso che mi son sempre sentito fare e' "tu
parli l'inglese meglio di quanto io non parli l'italiano, per cui sei
in vantaggio tu". Non generalizzerei le farneticazioni di un
coglionazzo qualunque a tutto un popolo.
Circa la superiorita' linguistica.... beh, io amo l'Italiano, pero'
non posso non riconoscere che per uno straniero che la voglia
apprendere sia un bel bordello!!! Meglio, come lingua tramite,
l'inglese, che e' relativamente semplice da imparare se si vuole
raggiungere un livello minimo di sopravvivenza (certo, ci vuole ben
altro se vuoi metterti a fare letteratura, ma credo che siano pochi
quelli che si vogliono improvvisare emuli di Shakespeare).
Ciao!
Luca Menegotto
On Wed, 16 Jul 2003 07:15:21 GMT, 
mar...@nospam.it
 (Boa Gialla)
wrote:
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 Luca Menegotto
Ciao bello, a presto. Non ti massacrare troppo in ufficio ;-)
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 diving, i've nothing more add at this conversation.
I am the same people and since you refuse to add any more to our
conversation, I'll gladly have the last word.  Ciao baby.

 stay wet
I like to dry off after each dive.  To each his own.

 wrote (cut...)
    You have two chance:
- You are very young, and may be this is the answer to your stupidity.
- You are too stupid, and may be this is the answer to your way of thinking.
     I'm sure you'll tell us which is your preference in the next future.
    Once more, don't worry you are not lost, not yet.
Please do not forget your medicine, but ask to your specialist if is not the
time to take something stronger. Avoid to go diving using it.
    I hope you are understanding, also if i'm not raising my voice. If not,
please, let me know. I'll go to send you a drawing, or a colorful picture if
you prefear.
    I'm sure you are a very respectable people when you are in silence.
    See you, Greggy
Claudio

    Poor Greggy!
    Sarcasm was discovered from Ancient in Mesopotamia. You have no idea
what sarcasm mean. You need to go back to your college to read something...
    Do not tell my your are still at secondary schools... no, please!
    My old bones was so near to so many whales and sharks that you can't
never imagine that as you can see i'm here in front of my keyboard.
    Pinocchio, was a classic of our leterature. I hope you can read it in a
future, may be you can also understand it, also if this will be more hard
for you...
    So, someone take you making a round trip in Grand Cayman on next sunday?
Whow!! You are so lucky Greg!! Another one civilized country where you can
speak your language!!! Not likes so many unlucky people around the worls who
are able to speak 3 or 4 languages. You are a very lucky guys!!
    I'm sorry again, sorry to tell you that when the first italian start his
walking in scuba world, you have not yet idea of what water was. But i'm not
interested on explain you this, is too hard for you.
    I was sure you take lots of medicine, nice to confirm this. But this is
the matter!! DO NOT MIX MEDICINE, Greggy!!! The results is on Google...
    No!!! It's a joke! Or is a lie!
    You? The moderator?? I don't believe so! Can you send me a certificate
or something similar? Ok, tell me now, was a joke... Oh, Teddy Bear!!!
    I confirm my words. I'm glad to have lots of friends in US. This make me
able to understand wich kind of people you are...
    However, if you decide to come diving in cold and deep waters, let me
know. As Ballard shows in his video, there are lots of ancient site here...
    And i can arrange a best mix for you. Be sure, I don't use to smoke
during gas blending.
    Ciao, Greggy
nice dreaming
Claudio

 during gas blending.
Why not?  Hopefully the gas is ending up in the tank and not the air.  It
shouldn't be any less risky than the smoking Mexicans that fill my gas tank
south of the border.  Or do you Italians still do your gas blending in a big
bowl using a wooden spoon?

 bowl using a wooden spoon?
Hi Mr Mossman. Take a deep breath and look at yourself  into a mirror.
Surprised how idiot you are ?
Claudio ma ci perdi tempo con questo demente ? Questo lo capirā con il
traduttore ;-)
U-59

 traduttore ;-)
I don't need any stinkin' translator for your cheap mafia dialect of
Spanish.
And what's a U-boot?  Is that what we call a horseshoe?

 And what's a U-boot?  Is that what we call a horseshoe?
Azzzzzzzzzzzzz.....è in atto un Ubottegate ?? :-))))
Onan

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:bf5j4b$8no$1...@megan.servidellagleba.it...
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naaaaaaaaa, è che anche oltreoceano gli imbecilli abbondano ...
U-59

 Questo lo capirà con il
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 And what's a U-boot?  Is that what we call a horseshoe?
No Mr. Idiot, isn't it.
http://www.u-boot-greywolf.de/
enjoy yourself
U-59

 > Spanish.
MAFI MAFIA MAFIA..... but we don't release bombs whetever we want.......
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 traduttore ;-)
    Con il caldo che fa qui a Firenze potersi sollazzare un attimo con un
cretino come questo da una leggera sensazione di sollievo.
    Stasera gli scrivo in livornese...
ciao
claudio


Stefano, lascia perdere: è inutile tentare di spiegare dei concetti cosi
semplici.
Che il povero Mossman sia un fesso, non ne dubita nessuno.
Che gli altri che leggono siano come lui, ne dubito fortemente io: tali
abissi di deficienza sono casi eccezionali nel genere umano (è la parte
della Gaussiana che si contrappone ai geni).
Stammi bene,
Andrea

    Ragazzi!! Date un occhiata!
E questo scende in acqua? E poi come fa a risalire...
Troppo forte, ci avrei giurato che era un botolo da fast food.
Altro che pizza e spaghetti...
http://www3.sympatico.ca/johnfrancis/mossman.jpg
a dopo giuggiola...

Guarda che Mossman e' lei.... :)))))))))))))
Ciao!
Luca Menegotto
PS. Come fa a risalire? Ma spinta di Archimede, no?!? Parlo per
esperienza.... :)))))
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 esperienza.... :)))))
;-))) lo so, la conosco bene ;-))

 a dopo giuggiola...
A dope gigolo?  I guess I'll take that as a compliment.

 crosspost and for the use of this dialect of spanish.
No problemo.  Bag away.

 della Gaussiana che si contrappone ai geni).
Casi eccezionali.  That explains me alright.  You Italians are so nice in
person.  Not at all like the stereotypical facists and mafia killers
portrayed on American TV.
I'm thinking of ordering pizza tonight to further world peace.  Round Table
just e-mailed me a coupon for their double pepperoni.  Sound good?


e  ti pareva....:-((


Claudio P.   ....se ora ordina una pizza da Pizza Hut ha ragione a dire
quello che pensa degli italiani.....:-))

So that's what you look like!  Nice rack on the chick....I'm jealous(-:
-- 
"You can't be a Real Country unless you have a BEER and an airline. It
helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least you need a BEER."
Frank Zappa

 like me.
    Don't worry. Are you feeling  better if you can use a pocket calculator?
No one ask your card back for this.
    Ciccio, about blending i'll go to tell you tomorrow...
    What inside your black pelican? A chicken sandwich or what else?
    I need to tell you that i've never read so many bullshits in a NG. Fine
moderator! Very fine!!
    Ciao giuggiola (change the translator, is not exactly the same of
gigolo...)

 rate.
    Ma vain domo. Tegame.
    Da' retta nacchero, chessè briao di mattina? Sa nasega te icchellè
iddirre, cor bucio e ti ritroi fai onco ai bai! Nato dun cocher, matti
'sevisto? Ai voglia te a tiralli le bue nel capo alliracheni, un li pigli
manco se te li buttino 'nmano...
    Vomito di ciuo briao, fa vaini co na chiorba tanta.

 gigolo...)
You're calling me a jujube?
La Giuggiola, o "zizola" in dialetto veneto, č un piccolo frutto che
simboleggia gioia e prosperitŕ e cresce in modo spontaneo sui Colli Euganei.
Nell'antichitŕ veniva usata come rimedio per la tosse; oggi ha impiego nella
pasticceria. La prima domenica di ottobre nella cittadina di Arquŕ Petrarca
si festeggia l'inizio dell'autunno con la "Festa della Giuggiola". La
Giuggiola dei Colli Euganei č inserita nell'elenco dei prodotti tradizionali
del Mi.P.A.F.
I guess I'll take that as a compliment.  The "little fruit" part I'll assume
is just part of the language barrier and you didn't really mean it.  I'm not
very little, nor fruity.  But a symbol of joy and prosperity, now that
sounds nice.

 Vomito di ciuo briao, fa vaini co na chiorba tanta.
Pistocchi, grazie di cuore per questi commenti. Magari potresti collaborare
col Cardinali e tutto il Vernacoliere.
Sigh: bei tempi.
Andrea
P.S. Non vorrei sbagliare la citazione, ma mi pare fosse "fai onco ai bai e
pena ai gangilli"
;-))
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Hey man is that your face?
ROTFLMAO
Were you born like that or did you have a car accident?
--
V.A.S.
"What do I have to fear from a useless prick like you?"
[cit. from rec.scuba.equipment]