Newsgroup: it.sport.formula1
Titolo: EVVABBENE !!!

Il piu' grande uomo della tera grande come gesu cristo e la madonna 
messi insieme e il papa che solo a vederlo si rizzano i peni e si 
bagnano le patate 
BBBAAASSSTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 ha scritto nel messaggio 
news:TyP_g.6408$pL3...@tornado.fastwebnet.it...
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Zittooooo guarda che i Ferraristi adesso si coalizzano e mettono su una 
nuova setta: I TESTIMONI DI SCHUMMY.
Andranno casa per casa (a rompere il cazzo sinceramente) cercando di 
rifilare ai malcapitati i giornaletti della "Torre di Guardia Mazzoniana" 
con dentro TUTTI i RECORD di Schummy e cercando di diffondere la FEDE nel 
Grande Campione Tedesco della Ferrari.

 
Ma scherzi ??? Ma tu lo sai che quella strana protuberanza appuntita 
centrale sul cofano della ferrari e' stata fatta per contenere il mitico 
gigantesco fallo del tedesco sempre in costante erezione durante tutta 
la gara ???
Questi sono miti altro che mazzi !!!
;-)))

con dentro TUTTI i RECORD di Schummy 
Se vuoi ...(purtroppo non ancora aggiornati ad oggi):
Date of Birth Friday 3 January 1969 
Age 37 years, 9 months, 19 days 
Born Hürth-Hermülheim
Germany  
 
Home Vufflens-le-Château
Switzerland  
 
Website 
http://www.michael-schumacher.de/
 
F1 Career 
Active Years 1991 - 2006 
Races Contested 249    View Chart 
 
Wins 91 
2nd Places 43 
3rd Places 20 
4th Places 10 
5th Places 10 
6th Places 7 
Average Classification Median: 2, Mean: 2.53, Standard deviation: 0.16 
Retirements 51 
Disqualifications 2 
Failures to qualify 0 
Pole Positions 69 
Average Qualifying Position Median: 3, Mean: 3.52, Standard deviation:
0.20 
Fastest Laps 75 
Average Fastest Lap Position Median: 2, Mean: 3.52, Standard deviation:
0.24 
Grands Prix Led 135 
Laps Led 4970 
Race Distance Led 23464 km 
Debut 1991 Belgian GP 
Maiden Win 1992 Belgian GP 
Last Race 2006 Japanese GP 
Drivers' Championships 1991   -   13th     (4 points) 
1992   -   3rd     (53 points) 
1993   -   4th     (52 points) 
1994   -   1st     (92 points) 
1995   -   1st     (102 points) 
1996   -   3rd     (59 points) 
1997   -   DSQ     (78 points) 
1998   -   2nd     (86 points) 
    1999   -   5th     (44 points) 
2000   -   1st     (108 points) 
2001   -   1st     (123 points) 
2002   -   1st     (144 points) 
2003   -   1st     (93 points) 
2004   -   1st     (148 points) 
2005   -   3rd     (62 points) 
2006   -   2nd     (116 points) 
 
 
Total Points Scored 1364 
Records 
Records Held Today 1. Most Grands Prix Led (136) – set at 2006 Chinese
GP, 
2. Most Laps Led (4972) – set at 2006 Chinese GP, 
3. Most Podium Finishes (154) – set at 2006 Chinese GP, 
4. Most Top Six Finishes (181) – set at 2006 Chinese GP, 
5. Fastest Average Race Speed (247.835) – set at 2003 Italian GP, 
6. Most Fastest Laps in a Season (10) – set at 2004 Chinese GP, 
7. Most 2nd Fastest Laps in a Season (8) – set at 2000 Malaysian GP, 
8. Most Fastest Laps (75) – set at 2006 Turkish GP, 
9. Most 2nd Fastest Laps (61) – set at 2006 Japanese GP, 
10. Most 3rd Fastest Laps (35) – set at 2006 Canadian GP, 
11. Most Perfect Weekends (22) – set at 2006 French GP, 
12. Most 8th Place Qualifications, Finishes, and Fastest Laps (1) – set
at 2003 Hungarian GP, 
13. Most Pole Positions (69) – set at 2006 French GP, 
14. Most 3rd Place Qualifications (49) – set at 2006 British GP, 
15. Most Race Wins (91) – set at 2006 Chinese GP, 
16. Most 2nd Place Finishes (43) – set at 2006 Canadian GP, 
17. Most Race Wins in a Season (13) – set at 2004 Japanese GP 
Tratto da:
http://www.chicanef1.dyndns.org/indiv.pl?name=Michael%20Schumacher
Simone
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