Newsgroup: it.scienza.astronomia
Titolo: OT?? spero che stiano scherzando....

Dedicato a tutti coloro che desiderano "acquistare" una stella e
masticano un po' di inglese....
STAR-BYTE PRESENTS ITS NAMESAKE LEGACY
                                  THE PERFECT GIFT
       THE ONLY TRULY EVERLASTING ITEM IN THE UNIVERSE
                                           A STAR!
                            AN ACTUAL, EXISTING STAR
Fifteen billion years ago, give or take a few billion, when there was
nothing - no earth, no sun, no
stars, no universe - scientists believe a singular event occurred.
Not just any little event, but the very first event ever. The one
event that started the cosmic clock
ticking. It's known as the "big bang".
The results of that event are still going on - our universe, which
started its existence out of
nothingness those countless eons ago, continues to expand. And here,
there and everywhere
trillions of tons of the cosmic matter created from the bang were
caught up in inescapable
interactions - irresistable mutual attractions - that finally
coalesced into incalculably enormous
concentrations of Hydrogen atoms. The pressures among and between
those atoms generated heat
- far more heat than man's science can generate and sustain - until
electrons began to leave their
atoms, initiating the atomic fusion actions that we see throughout the
nighttime sky, the fusion
reactions that we call the stars.
All of them.
And scientists believe they're still forming. It's an astral
extravaganza, a cosmic spectacular, that
may never cease.
And now, through very special arrangements with their Creator,
Star-Byte offers you the
ownership of those very stars.
Talk about a big real estate deal! This is not your Florida swampland
we're talking about, here;
this is an infinite number of space-sized units not measured in acres,
but in trillions of tons of
mass, all fiercely aglow with the fires of eternity.
You may buy one for yourself, of course, but one of these items makes
an absolutely perfect gift
for that special person to whom anything less than a star would be
simply inadequate. And
perhaps you have already promised "the stars" - here's your
opportunity to make good on that
promise.
For just $49.95, you may own an actual star. At the time of your
purchase, we will immediately
ship to you a star map - itself a thing of beauty, suitable for
framing - with your star indicated
thereon. In addition, you will receive the deed to the star and a very
beautiful star pin - use it as
either a brooch or a tie tack or a lapel pin.
Sorry, we are not able to honor requests for purchase of specific
stars. However, you may name
your star - any name you choose.
Just click below to bring up the order form. Fill it out and click to
send it. We will process your
order immediately, and you should receive your merchandise with ten
days.
Note: due to limitations in capabilities of shipping carriers, we will
be unable to deliver your star
physically. However, it will remain in view in the nighttime sky
throughout eternity; there for you,
its proud owner, to gaze upon at any time.
Note also that your property is guaranteed for eternity. Should your
merchandise be damaged in
any demonstratable way, such as a nova, we will immediately cancel
your ownership of that star
and replace it with another star of equal value.
And finally, please note that the offering of a star for purchase is
understood to be strictly
promotional in nature, and that no actual and true offering of a star
for sale has taken place. All
other merchandise in this offer is, of course, real and actual,
including the "deed" to a star, the
star map with your "purchase" identified thereon, and the brooch. 
visitate il sito !!!!! : 
http://www.starbyte.com/star.html
c'e' da ridere o piangere secondo voi?????
Ciao 
Beppe

Non ho parole... anzi, le avrei, ma mi trattengo!
Gianluca

Gianluca
Io le ho e non mi trattengo, ma forse sono diverse dalle tue:
MA CHI SE NE F...E!!! ;-)