Newsgroup: it.news.net-abuse
Titolo: A true and genuine dedicated SPAM buster will follow the following steps to the letter.

If my understanding of the deffinition of SPAM to be unsolicited and unwanted 
advertising then the following must be true.
We live in a commercial world which will never change.
No matter where you look there is unsolicited unwanted advertising (SPAM)
The SPAM busters that seem to make it their life's work and ambition to 
complain about SPAM must if they wish to preserve their credibility, follow 
the following steps.
1).Television commercial stations bombard us with around 10-15 minutes of 
unsolicited and unwated advertising (SPAM) each hour.
SPAM busters must make a stand on this complain to the TV stations, or better 
still get rid of your TV.
2).Radio up to 20 minutes of advertising (GET RID OF ALL YOUR RADIOS)
3).Never buy another newspaper or magazine again.
3.5).Get rid off all your mail boxes as they are jam packed with unwanted 
advertising SPAM.
4).When outside of your homes walk with eyes shut and use a guide dog to guide 
you, in order that you may not see all the unsolicited advertising around you.
On busses, trains, taxis, in fact all public transport, if you are really 
genuine about SPAM you will never ride in public transport again, you must 
take a stand and demonstrate your genuine objection to unsolicited 
advertising.
5).Never drive or ride in a motor vehicle as you will certainly see SPAM, 
everywhere, on buildings, billboards, on commercial vehicles, in fact I defy 
anyone of you to go outside your homes drive for 5 minutes and not pick up 
hundreds of cases of SPAM.
6).All SPAM busters worth their salt will get rid of your web browsers as you 
will most certainly encounter hundreds of cases of SPAM in an hour or two of 
web browsing.
7).In fact all ISP's should make a stand against all forms of SPAM by not 
allowing access to the Internet by any businesses, as they will most certainly 
generate SPAM. They must also stop all forms of advertising as initially all 
forms of advertising is unwanted, until such time as the recipient decides to 
check it out to see what it can do for him or her.
8).Is there a person in the civilized world that has never purchased a product 
or service as a direct result of advertising they did not want, but caught 
their attention anyway?
9).All genuine SPAM busters worth their salt and are true to your cause, will 
also stop eating or drinking anything at all, as all packaging of all these 
food's have some form of unwanted advertising on them.
10).In fact all true dedicated SPAM busters will be given the status of a 
martyr as a result of dying from starvation as all foodstuff packaging has 
unwanted unsolicited ADVERTISING (SPAM).
AS A TRUE AND DEDICATED SPAM BUSTER YOU MUST ACT ON AND FOLLOW ALL THE 
INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE.
If you do not follow the steps above as it may be inconvenient, you are not 
dedicated to the cause!
Regards,
Gabor N Horvath
BizzLink-Australia
Internet Solutions and
the Creators of WEBSIDE STORY
http://www.bizzlink.com.au/AboutBizzLink-001.html
prior...@bizzlink.com.au

Gabor N Horvath (
prior...@bizzlink.com.au
) wrote:
: AS A TRUE AND DEDICATED SPAM BUSTER YOU MUST ACT ON AND FOLLOW ALL THE 
: INSTRUCTIONS ABOVE.
: If you do not follow the steps above as it may be inconvenient, you are not 
: dedicated to the cause!
Peccato che il simpaticone dimentichi che tutte le pubblicita' che si
vedono in giro sono pagate da chi le promuove non da chi le riceve
come nel caso dello spam.
Bah,
	Masse

 food's have some form of unwanted advertising on them.
  Usually food packaging carries LABELS to identify what is in it.
  And most non-junk-food (meat, fruit, vegetables) is unpackaged.
You seem to forget that true internet SPAM (e-mailing or posting unsolicited 
advertising) is using MY OWN resources (ultimately my money), i.e. disk space,
connection time. So they are STEALING. It's not fair advertising, it's THEFT.
Have a look at 
http://spam.abuse.net/spam/
Exactly like advertising sent by FAX, which is using MY paper (and has been
banned in many countries). And so should internet SPAM
I may add that often spammers do an ever worse THEFT, since they use OTHER
PEOPLE'S COMPUTERS to send around their rubbish. Like one sends a million
letters charging on your own credit cards. Do you like it ?
We had recently a couple of such attacks, and had to stop them, install new
sendmail and so on on all our machines ... that made 5 working days of 3
persons. Who should my organization charge for this cost ?
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