Newsgroup: it.sport.formula1
Titolo: [eng] se vi fa ridere Mazzoni...

... aspettate di leggere alcune esternazioni di Murray Walker,
(glorioso) ex-commentatore della TV inglese:
"With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go" 
"Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough ?"
"It's raining and the track is wet" 
"and this is the third placed car about to lap the second placed car" 
"This is an interesting circuit because it has inclines, and not just
up, but down as well."
"Only a few more laps to go and then the action will begin, unless this
is the action, which it is."
"This has been a great season for Nelson Piquet, as he is now known, and
always has been"
"And the first five places are filled by five different cars." 
"Tambay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now." 
"The Italian GP at Monaco..." 
"Andrea de Cesaris...the man who has won more Grands Prix than anyone
else without actually winning one of them."
And we have had 5 races so far this year, Brazil, Argentina, Imola,
Schumacher and Monaco!
And Damon Hill is coming into the pit lane, yes it's Damon Hill coming
into the Williams pit, and Damon Hill in the pit, no it's Michael
Schumacher!
"And the Williams pit are getting ready for Hill, the tyre coolers are
coming off"
"Nigel Mansell - the man of the race - the man of the day - the man from
the Isle of Man"
"Now the Frenchman Jacques Lafitte is as close to Surer as Surer is to
Lafitte"
"I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to
be wrong"
We're now on the 73rd lap and the next one will be the 74th."
"Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh no he isn't! It's a lap
record."
"This race will actually develop into a Grand prix" 
..and Damon Hill is following Damon Hill' 
'Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th' 
'Schumacher has made his final stop three times!' 
'Nigel Mansell had a problem with the wheel-nut on his Williams, then he
went on to win brilliantly for Ferrari!'
"And the brilliant Williams duo of Graham Hill and Gilles Villeneuve are
turning this into a magnificent race"
"There goes Panis in the Prost. For years we knew them as Ligiers,
because that is what they were called."
"Rally points scoring is 20 for the fastest, 18 for the second fastest,
right down to 6 points for the slowest fastest."
"and this is ralf schumacher the youngest driver in f1 at only 21 years
old, and of course he is the son of twice world champion Michael!"
"I've no idea what Eddie Irvine's orders are, but he's following them
superlatively well."
"Stewart have two cars in the top five - Magnussen 5th and Barichello
6th"
"It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way" 
"BMW who are entriely new to F1... since they left it so long ago." 
"Two McLarens on the first row of the grid, two Ferarri's on the first
row of the grid..."
"if that's not not an engine failure,then i'm a chinaman" 
"There are 7 winners of the monaco grand prix on the starting line today
and four of them are Michael Schumacher"
"A sad ending, even though a happy one"
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LMAO !
Che perle, ragazzi !

up, but down as well."
Peccato, sono belle le corse in salita...
Simone
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