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Titolo: 10 Things your Astrologer did not Know

10 Things your Astrologer will never Know 
 (C) 2001 Klaudio Zic 
tara...@users.tmok.com
 In this short manifest we will discuss the basic things your
 astrologer did not know. You know it by now so pass it on!
 1
 MOON
 The Moon is the first to suffer miscalculation. The precise
 position of the Moon (topocentric) saves the directional
 astrologer roughly from half to one-and-a-half year of mistake
 in whatever calculus involving arcs he saw you marriage. 
 When the Moon is in the Sextant constellation, it is not 
 in Cancer or in Leo, so both the vedic and the tropical
 neighbor clearly suck.
 2
 SUN
 Since my Sun is conjunct Antares in Scorpio, I'm a sun-scorpio
 born Nov 28th 1957. If that's not clear, sorry pals. You must
 roughly substract 23 days from your birth to know what sun 
 sign you _really_ are. Good news: tropical astrology persists
 in most lower areas and you will get a tropical horoscope
 when you order one. I'm a sag; O.K.?
 3
 DIRECTIONS
 Primary directions are the basis for astrological forecast.
 We can determine the year and month using such a technique.
 We know your marriage year in seconds. Handsfree. No computer.
 Sort of. You might use the solar arc. Somebody uses Naibod.
 Most of them asstrollogers use none of this. Good.
 
 4
 TRANSITS
 An impossible pregnancy can be pinpointed to the minute.
 You can know even the exact minute your true love will
 ring your bell. Try me. 
 5
 POWERPUFF ASPECTS
 One can discreate bad aspects. One can even create one's 
 own reality. In minutes. It is called snowcrashing. Ever
 heard of O5? Yes? Get rid of that aspect _now_!
 6
 CENTAURS
 Ever heard of Chiron? Hope you didn't since we got a surprise
 for you: we don't need it! The worlds between the outer planets 
 are populated by busy evasive dark archangels that NASA calls 
 `the centaur objects'. Your passions, talents, secrets are callled 
 Pholus (joker), Nessus (raptor), Hylonome (succubus), Asbolus (mage), 
 Chariklo (image), 1994TA (eternity) and of course Chiron are but the 
 front rank of the manure. 
 
 7
 TRANSNEPTUNES
 So you thought Ceres is the largest main belter. It is. But
 beyond Neptune there is Varuna larger than Ceres, and 2001KX76
 larger than Varuna. Yes we put that stuff into your charts, too.
 8
 CASSINI LILITH
 It does not exist. It cannot exist. It might only be some kind
 of post-atlantidian spaceship debris. Yet Cassini, Piccioli,
 the british and german astronomers were able to predict it's 
 position thanks to a mysterious ephemeris. It works in sexual
 matters. It speaks too much and talks dirty. Have it, too.
 9
 DARK PLANETS
 One does not need to be an advanced astrologer to know about
 the `uranian' hypotheticals or `avestan' Proserpina. But who
 ever mentioned to you the Dark Planets? 17 objects to fill
 your chart with joy, sex and Necronomicon. You might discover
 some of them are not that hypothetical as all that.
 10
 RELATIONSHIP
 Did you know relationships can be predicted? Using a map called
 the Davison Relationship Chart, any number of people and pets
 can be put together into one map; which is then manipulated to
 show the uptimes and downtimes of a relationship. It works in
 tiny matters like yesterday's quarrel or tomorrow's surprise.
 This way of cyberneting your relationship is dynamic and modern.
 
tara...@users.tmok.com
 
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series of articles on the centaur and transneptune objects in astrology,
world 2001KX76 and Varuna. Current research 
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Astropsychology  and drugs/madness/depressions.. see
http://www.drturi.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=general
Dr. Turi on the radio Thursday Aug. 16 from 7.00 to 9.00 PM - all about the
stars and your reading on the air..
see 
www.sightings.com
Dr. Turi on the LC in October
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Astropsychology  and drugs/madness/depressions.. see
 
http://www.ics.mq.edu.au/~gregb/Probable/authors/2.html
 
http://www.free.cts.com/crash/r/ripr/turi96.htm
Turi is a lying fraud.

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 Dr. Turi on the LC in October
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