Newsgroup: it.cultura.newage
Titolo: MagiastrologiA

  `Planet Scan' your skies with Extremely Personalized Service!
  Oroscopo ESTREMAMENTE Personalizzato
  Klaudio Zic, I Ching Specialist, Astrologer, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
 
  Non ci sono limiti di megabytes per un oroscopo. Quello che ci
  interessa sono i detagli ai quali approdiamo usando un SIMOLATORE
  ORBITALE. I programmi astrologici vanno bene per i principianti.
  Piu che in sella a una analisi astrologica, qui siamo nel HQ dei
  Sith (o dei `jedi') con SCANNERs PLANETARI 3D, programmi in sviluppo
  e la NASA ai nostri servizi. Dove siamo? Siamo su un Internet che
  non e cambiato dal anno 1979, il Internet dei scienziati. Quello
  di Han Solo e Darth Vader. Umani o no, siamo la nuova generazione.
  Il tue `oroscopo' (che adesso si chiama `SimScan' (TM) comprende
  la `seconda luna' (troiana) Cruithne, la posizione di Ixion, il 
  asteroide gigante transnettuno (plutino), il cubewano Varuna, il
  nuovonominato (WH24 dei medici) Chaos, i centauri Pholus, Nessus,
  2001PT13, Chariklo, Chiron, Hylonome, Asbolus (il mago) e molti
  altri oggetti `moderni' standard di un PLANET SCAN come si deve!
  ___
  Questions? Want me to start on your report before the cheque arrives?
  Undecided about futurechanging? Planning your Venice holiday? Mail me
 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
 
  (C) 2002 La Botega del Klaudio Valentin, Venethia A.D. MMII
 
  May 2002 Menu:
  O5 dyads on 
pu...@puck.dhs.org
  Ixion, the largest asteroid 
  1998WW31 and it's moon
  Bathing in the Adriatic Sea
  Venice `peripatetic' tuition
  Mini e-mail courses in recent astrology
  Surprises
  Want to discuss this points? Why not join us on our mailing list
  by sending an `subscribe puck' message in the body of an e-mail
  to 
majo...@ghettobox.dhs.org
 
  Klaudio Zic, Astrological Advisor, I Ching Expert, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic         
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  * All the loves of one's life
  * Relationship predictions
  * Timing love affairs
  * Marriage, children, compatibility
  * Surprises, windfalls, lottery
  * Business issues
  * Timing your decisions
  * Life choices
  * Spiritual guidance
  * Direct intervention in the structure of the future 
  * Empowerment, motivation, initiation
  * Manifest what you _really_ want!
  * Skywatch including centaurs and transneptuners
  * Exclusive: Dark Planets
  Mail 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 for consultation, tuition and correspondence.
  Botega del Klaudio Valentin - Lasse che i stroleghi fazza i lunari
  Klaudio Valentin workshops with new minor planets, like Ixion
 
  ASK any number of questions and I will interpret the I Ching
  replies. Up to 108 questions. 
  ASK for any precision in prediction. The year, month, day, hour, 
  minute of the event. Up to the second.
  ASK for any asteroid or object. All asteroids available via Harvard
  MPC/NASA JPL for your horoscope. Ixion, Varuna, Chaos specialists.
  Centaur objects Pholus, Nessus, Asbolus, ... & the new centaurs.
  Resident delineations! 
http://puck.dhs.org
 pioneering since 1996.
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  Did you know they never told you your _exact_ Moon's position?
  They don't know it themselves! Time for some major correction!
  They never knew your centaurs! Chiron, Pholus, Nessus, Asbolus
  and Chariklo are an integral part of your chart. And so is Ixion.
  They never told you but Ixion is the largest asteroid!
  So what is the next thing they'll never tell you?
  Ixion is the largest asteroid. Do you have it's position in 
  your natal chart? Do you know the implications? Chaos is a
  transneptune of new beginnings. Varuna helps your mission.
  The transneptuners are the integral part of your horoscope.
  The centaurs are a wild bunch of passionate flashing spots
  in your aura. Chiron is not alone! Pholus is the spy in the
  house of love. Nessus is Lancelet kidnapping the queen, 
  Chariklo rules the catwalk, Asbolus is your private Gandalf.
  Enrich your astrological experience with the centaurs and
  transneptunes, as well as special classes of asteroids, 
  custom service, plus such wonders as Cruithne, `the second
  moon of Earth'. The sky is _not_ the limit!
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  Give up your therapist! Why should you dig through years of
  emotinal build-up for 45 minutes every week, when you can get
  pegged in one I Ching sitting? 
  Indulge in questions! Rich abundant I Ching forecast. I Ching
  and Klaudio know each other by heart since 1977. Answers and
  tuition by e-mail. 
  I Ching Aspectarian (C) 1996-2002 
http://ghettobox.dhs.org/t8
  expands your astrological experience. For the first time after
  the old chinese wizards, I Ching and astrology are one system!
  Answers come in seconds, backed up by precise (to the minute!)
  astrological predictions. Know the year, month and day of the
  event. Plan the hour and minute! Remake your future using O5!
  O5 is an unique special technique used to decree an event, mold
  the future at hand, discreate unwanted astrological implications.
  You decide your own omens! And create your future! So mote it be!
 
  Klaudio Zic, I Ching Specialist, Astrologer, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
Sun May 19 10:44:24 GMT 2002
 
  The Sky is _not_ the Limit! - Modern Astrology for Futurity
  Klaudio Zic, I Ching Specialist, Astrologer, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
 
  .
  ___
  Questions? Want me to start on your report before the cheque arrives?
  Undecided about futurechanging? Planning your Venice holiday? Mail me
 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
 
  (C) 2002 La Botega del Klaudio Valentin, Venethia A.D. MMII
 
  May 2002 Menu:
  O5 dyads on 
pu...@puck.dhs.org
  Ixion, the largest asteroid 
  1998WW31 and it's moon
  Bathing in the Adriatic Sea
  Venice `peripatetic' tuition
  Mini e-mail courses in recent astrology
  Surprises
  Want to discuss this points? Why not join us on our mailing list
  by sending an `subscribe puck' message in the body of an e-mail
  to 
majo...@ghettobox.dhs.org
 
  Klaudio Zic, Astrological Advisor, I Ching Expert, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic         
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  * All the loves of one's life
  * Relationship predictions
  * Timing love affairs
  * Marriage, children, compatibility
  * Surprises, windfalls, lottery
  * Business issues
  * Timing your decisions
  * Life choices
  * Spiritual guidance
  * Direct intervention in the structure of the future 
  * Empowerment, motivation, initiation
  * Manifest what you _really_ want!
  * Skywatch including centaurs and transneptuners
  * Exclusive: Dark Planets
  Mail 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 for consultation, tuition and correspondence.
  Botega del Klaudio Valentin - Lasse che i stroleghi fazza i lunari
  Klaudio Valentin workshops with new minor planets, like Ixion
 
  ASK any number of questions and I will interpret the I Ching
  replies. Up to 108 questions. 
  ASK for any precision in prediction. The year, month, day, hour, 
  minute of the event. Up to the second.
  ASK for any asteroid or object. All asteroids available via Harvard
  MPC/NASA JPL for your horoscope. Ixion, Varuna, Chaos specialists.
  Centaur objects Pholus, Nessus, Asbolus, ... & the new centaurs.
  Resident delineations! 
http://puck.dhs.org
 pioneering since 1996.
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  Did you know they never told you your _exact_ Moon's position?
  They don't know it themselves! Time for some major correction!
  They never knew your centaurs! Chiron, Pholus, Nessus, Asbolus
  and Chariklo are an integral part of your chart. And so is Ixion.
  They never told you but Ixion is the largest asteroid!
  So what is the next thing they'll never tell you?
  Ixion is the largest asteroid. Do you have it's position in 
  your natal chart? Do you know the implications? Chaos is a
  transneptune of new beginnings. Varuna helps your mission.
  The transneptuners are the integral part of your horoscope.
  The centaurs are a wild bunch of passionate flashing spots
  in your aura. Chiron is not alone! Pholus is the spy in the
  house of love. Nessus is Lancelet kidnapping the queen, 
  Chariklo rules the catwalk, Asbolus is your private Gandalf.
  Enrich your astrological experience with the centaurs and
  transneptunes, as well as special classes of asteroids, 
  custom service, plus such wonders as Cruithne, `the second
  moon of Earth'. The sky is _not_ the limit!
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
  Give up your therapist! Why should you dig through years of
  emotinal build-up for 45 minutes every week, when you can get
  pegged in one I Ching sitting? 
  Indulge in questions! Rich abundant I Ching forecast. I Ching
  and Klaudio know each other by heart since 1977. Answers and
  tuition by e-mail. 
  I Ching Aspectarian (C) 1996-2002 
http://ghettobox.dhs.org/t8
  expands your astrological experience. For the first time after
  the old chinese wizards, I Ching and astrology are one system!
  Answers come in seconds, backed up by precise (to the minute!)
  astrological predictions. Know the year, month and day of the
  event. Plan the hour and minute! Remake your future using O5!
  O5 is an unique special technique used to decree an event, mold
  the future at hand, discreate unwanted astrological implications.
  You decide your own omens! And create your future! So mote it be!
 
  Klaudio Zic, I Ching Specialist, Astrologer, O5 Futurechanger
  (C) 2002 Klaudio Zic 
t...@puck.dhs.org
 
http://puck.dhs.org
Sun May 19 10:57:45 GMT 2002

   di Han Solo e Darth Vader. Umani o no, siamo la nuova generazione.
R O T F L...

 ha scritto nel messaggio
news:slrnaf6oa1...@phenix.rootshell.be...
would U mind to 
f.ck
 off or at least change Your translator?
If your reports are like your italian You won't eat very much...
alias.... non c'è trippa per gatti!
the one and only jedy Ob1KnOb

   ORBITALE.
azz, questo mi mancava, mai provato
secondo voi sarà stimolamnte sto SIMOLATORE?
--
Da quando è nato, l'uomo, non fa altro che tentare di rientrare dal buco da
cui è uscito.
Ciao - Biancaneve
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