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Titolo: [FF] Melrose Ikkoku

[FanFic: MELROSE IKKOKU] 
Hope 'ya like it! ;-) 
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In the tradition of Fighting Ranma comes...
Melrose Ikkoku!!!
Where bad acting is sure to screw up a great sitcom!!!
See Kyoko, the apartment manager, play hardball with
her clients:
Kyoko - Mrs. Ichinose.  Your rent is one month overdue.
 Pay up, or hit the pavement!!!
Mrs. Ichinose - I've just scored a modelling gig,
 so your money is coming.  Please give me one more day.
Kyoko - Mrs. Ichinose, I'm trying to run an apartment
 building, not a charity house.  You have 24 hours to
 come up with the rent, or your through.
Mrs. Ichinose - So, you want to play it that way, then.
 Well I guess Yusaku would love to see these 8 x 10
 glossys of your prostitution days, eh!!!!!!
Kyoko - Bitch!
Mrs. Ichinose - Slut!
Hear Yusaku and Mitaka vie for Kyoko's affection:
Mitaka - You can't have Kyoko.  She will be mine.
 I will win her.
Yusaku - No you will not.  I will win her.
 She will be mine.
Mitaka - I will fight you.  Kyoko will be mine.
 I will win her.
Yusaku - No you will not.  I will win her.
 Kyoko will be mine.
Watch sparks fly when Kyoko catches Yusaku with Kozue:
(walks in Yusaku's apartment to see Kozue and Yusaku
 half naked)
Kyoko - You TRAMP!!!
Yusaku - It's not like that.  Kozue and I friends.
 Yusaku only love Kyoko.
Kozue - You Jerk!!!  (Collects her clothes and leaves)
Kyoko - From now on, you and I are through!!!!
Yusaku - Please do not go.  I not like Kozue.
 Yusaku only like Kyoko.
See Yotsuya with a job:
Nurse - Dr. Yotsuya, your needed in surgery.
Dr. Yotsuya - Fine.  And afterwards, I'll check your
 pulse in the linen closet.
Nurse - Oh, Dr. Yotsuya!!!
Will Akemi successfully blackmail Mrs. Ichinose?
Akemi - Mrs. Ichinose, I know where you've buried your
 husband.  Mr. Soichiro and I dug him up together!
Mrs. Ichinose - Damn that dog.  What do you want?!?
Akemi - I only want one thing:  Your Modelling Job!
Mrs. Ichinose - Damn that dog!!!
Tune in weekly to Melrose Ikkoku!!!
 
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The End! Arigatou! 
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Hope 'ya like it! ;-) 
Spero che non l'abbia scritta tu... e' umorismo americano di bassa
lega, fa veramente pena. :\
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lega, fa veramente pena. :\
Nope, non l'ho scritta io. :-) 
Tutto sommato e' simpatica dai... ^_-
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 lega, fa veramente pena. :\
Vabbč, non č poi bruttissima in fin dei conti ^_^
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Hope 'ya like it! ;-) 
Roba gedamma e voglaruccia anzicheno'! ;)
Ma perche' Yusaku parla come un deficiente? (Mi viene una risposta in 
mente ma non la dico)
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 Tutto sommato e' simpatica dai... ^_-
Da dove l'hai presa ?
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Da dove l'hai presa ?
Uhm... dal mio HD, ne ho una 20ina circa... l'indirizzo originale non lo
so... cmq mi pare fosse da un ftp. 
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