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SPECIAL DELIVERY: "EPISODE III" STORY REVEALED?
by Anonymous
(08/27/2002)
Now that we have the Force.net's attention (Thanks a bunch "Fuuufuu"), we
thought we'd run this email that landed in our box not long ago. We have no
idea who this guy is and it smells like bullshit to us, but it's damn funny
anyways. So here you go - the email in its unedited form.
I got this from my classmate a month ago. If you don't reply then I have to
assume it's one of 3 things: you lost the message, you found out from
somewhere else it's a hoax or you worry about a lawsuit from Lucas. Is this
for real?
I got this from my classmate a month ago. If you don't reply then I have to
assume it's one of 3 things: you lost the message, you found out from
somewhere else it's a hoax or you worry about a lawsuit from Lucas. Is this
for real?
Dear BATCHMATES,
Hello there! How are you guys doing? Hope you're all in the best of
conditions!
I have a friend who works for Lucasfilms, Ltd. and he was able to make
puslit a document labeled "TOP SECRET" from the desk of Rick McCallum,
George Lucas' right-hand screenplay writer. It turned out to be the script
for the up-and-coming third installment of the Star Wars prequel. This guy
painstakingly wrote a synopsis based on the script.
Although the script is still a draft, it will be used as the basis for the
movie, which is currently being filmed in Tunisia.
I am sharing this very tightly-guarded information for your consumption.
Hey, what are friends for? Favor lang... I hope this remains a secret among
us girls (heh, heh, heh)...
Best regards,
XXX
P.S.: To those who want to enjoy the movie by being in a state of ignorant
bliss, DON'T READ THIS!
Whoah! XXX swiped the script for "Episode III". What a secret agent!
"STAR WARS Episode III"
The Clone Wars are now over two years old. The entire galaxy has been thrown
into chaos. On one side of the conflict are hundreds of wayward star
systems, led by Count Dooku, who are rebelling against the Republic led by
the scheming-in-secret Chancellor Palpatine. The inhabitants of the galaxy
are growing tired of the wars. Battles will break out with no warning in
various star systems. Many star systems have been completely devastated by
the Clone Wars. Suddenly, peace will be agreed upon by both sides and then,
suddenly, the fighting will break out again.
Palpatine manages to frame the Galactic Senate and the Jedi Knights for much
of what is going on during the wars. Palpatine makes them the scapegoats for
all of the galaxies many problems. The people grow tired of the Galactic
Senate and the Jedi Knights. They are ready for drastic change and Palpatine
realizes this.
At the beginning of the movie, Anakin is seen at an awards ceremony
receiving yet another medal for his valor in battle. A pregnant Padme is
with Anakin at the ceremony. After the ceremony, Palpatine manages to
separate Padme from Anakin so that the beautiful, Asatic-looking Darth Xio
Jade (Note: Kelly Hu of "Scorpion King" fame is being eyed for this role)
can seduce Anakin. Xio Jade introduces herself to Anakin and uses a
powerful, irresistible dark side mind trick to seduce Anakin. It doesn't
hurt that Xio is also one of the most beautiful women in the galaxy. She
records their affair on a Sith holocron and sends the holocron to Palpatine.
Palpatine then orders the Jedi Council to send Obi-Wan Kenobi to deliver the
holocron to Padme. Padme is devastated after seeing Anakin with Xio Jade.
Her trust in Anakin is now completely destroyed. She refuses to see Anakin
when he arrives at their home. Palpatine's red royal guards quickly lead
Anakin away from Padme. Palpatine then orders the Jedi Council to have
Obi-Wan hide Padme from Anakin. Palpatine then sets up a secret meeting with
Anakin. Palpatine tells Anakin that there are conspirators against both
Palpatine and Anakin amongst the Jedi Knights. He warns that Anakin's
master, Obi-Wan, is no longer really his friend. Palpatine states that
Obi-Wan wishes to end the marriage between Anakin and Padme. The blood in
Anakin's veins nearly boils after hearing of this deception. Palpatine
relates that Obi-Wan is the one who wanted Xio Jade to seduce him.
Palpatine warns that Obi-Wan may secretly be a dreaded Sith Lord. Anakin
confronts Obi-Wan on a volcanic world. Anakin demands that Obi- Wan take him
to Padme immediately. Obi-Wan refuses and states that the Jedi Council has
told him that Padme is not allowed to see Anakin. Anakin is outraged. Anakin
draws his light-sabre and ignites it. Anakin demands to see Padme again.
Obi-Wan refuses and tells Anakin to put down his light sabre. Anakin
refuses. Obi-Wan lights his light sabre and then orders his padawan to put
down his sabre. Anakin again refuses and strikes at Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan quickly
ignites his sabre and blocks Anakin's sabre. Obi-Wan states that this duel
is dangerous because they are surrounded by many molten pools of lava.
Anakin refuses to end the duel unless he is given access to Padme.
Obi-Wan states that he cannot disobey the Jedi Council and continues to
block Anakin's attack. The two duel for quite some time. Anakin gets
reckless and falls into one of the molten pools. Anakin's light sabre falls
to the ground. Obi-Wan watches Anakin sink into the lava pool. Obi-Wan
leaves to find help to rescue Anakin. Palpatine enters and has his storm
troopers rescue Anakin from the molten pool. They then quickly leave the
area. A few minutes later, Obi-Wan returns with some medical droids. They
are unable to find Anakin.
Obi-Wan assumes the molten pool has consumed Anakin's body. Obi-Wan finds
Anakin's light sabre on the ground and takes it with him. Obi-Wan tells
Padme that Anakin is dead. Padme is saddened by this news. Palpatine's
medical droids nurse Anakin back to health. Anakin is eventually placed into
his familiar-looking black mask and body armor. Palpatine introduces Anakin
to the ways of the Sith.
Anakin grows to hate the Jedi and the Republic. Palpatine promises that, in
time, Anakin will be reunited with Padme, but in the mean time Anakin must
be patient and allow their plan to unfold. Anakin takes the name of Darth
Vader. Only Palpatine and his trusted minions know that Darth Vader is
actually Anakin. Everyone else believes that Anakin is dead.
The Clone Wars continue to rage on and thousands of Republic clones are
killed in the various battles. The Galactic Senate is under heavy pressure
from their people to find a way to end the wars. Palpatine continues to
frame the Senate and the Jedi as the reason the wars are going so badly.
The people demand and end to the Jedi's and Senate's incompetence and
corruption. Palpatine takes this opportunity to declare himself Emperor. He
immediately abolishes the Galactic Senate, Jedi Council and the entire Jedi
Order. The people hail Palpatine as the saviour of the Republic. Palpatine
replaces the Galactic Senate with the Imperial Senate. The members of the
new Senate are hand picked by Palpatine. The Imperial Senate and Palpatine
issue a proclamation declaring the Jedi Knights to be enemies of the
Republic. They order the immediate arrest of all Jedi Knights. The Jedi
begin to go into hiding. Boba Fett and Jabba the Hutt help Palpatine hunt
down the Jedi. Many Jedi are killed during this purge.
A new seven-membered Sith Council, whose members all have the title Darth,
replaces the Jedi Council. Darth Sidious is the leader of this Council.The
other members of the Sith Council are Darth Tyranus, Darth Vader, Darth Jade
(Xio Jade), a cloned Darth Maul, Darth Tau and Darth Vorron. To avoid
arrest, many of the Jedi agree to become Sith Lords and hunt down their
former Jedi allies. Vader leads the hunt for the Jedi Knights. The Sith
Council confronts the remaining members of the Jedi Council. An epic
light-sabre battle between them erupts. Most of the Jedi Council is killed
during this duel, but Yoda and Mace Windu are captured and taken to Count
Dooku's star ship. Later, Padme is captured and also brought to Dooku's
ship.
Obi-Wan continues to fight in various Clone War battles. Count Dooku's
agents leak false information to Republic spies concerning a "Time
Detonator" weapon being developed by Count Dooku's scientists on Geonosis.
The fictitious "Time Detonator" is a weapon which temporarily freezes time.
When it is set off in a star system, time freezes for everyone who is in the
star system when the weapon is set off. An invading force can then enter the
star system and conquer it rather easily. Palpatine states that the Republic
must have this weapon. Of course, the "Time Detonator" does not exist and
Palpatine knows this, but he uses this weapon as an excuse to send all of
the Republic's remaining star ships into a trap. Palpatine expects Count
Dooku's cloaked fleet to completely annihilate the Republic's star ships and
remaining fighters. All the star ships of the Republic military converge on
Geonosis. The flag ship of the Republic fleet contains Palpatine and Darth
Vader.
Obi-Wan sneaks his star ship into the Geonosis system. Palpatine's flag ship
detects Obi-Wan's ship and captures it with a tractor beam. Obi- Wan is
brought aboard Palpatine's ship. There are no enemy star ships visible near
Geonosis since Dooku's fleet remains hidden with cloaking technology. When
the trap is set, Dooku's fleet de-cloaks and destroys most of the Republic's
remaining star ships and fighters. Count Dooku demands that Palpatine
surrender unconditionally. Palpatine pretends to be scared and agrees to
Dooku's demands. Dooku's troops board Palpatine's ship and take Palpatine,
Darth Vader and Obi-Wan as prisoners. The three are held in the lower levels
of Dooku's ship.
Yoda, Mace Windu and a pregnant Padme are brought before Count Dooku. For
Dooku's protection, Yoda, Windu and Padme are surrounded by four members of
the Sith Council: Darth Jade, cloned Darth Maul, Darth Tau and Darth Vorron.
Dooku announces that Palpatine and the entire Republic have surrendered.
The great Republic has finally lost the war. Dooku announces that he has a
surprise for Yoda and Windu. Out from the shadows of the room steps the
legendary Darth Bane, thought to have been dead for many centuries. Bane is
even older than Yoda. Yoda and Windu gasp in amazement. They immediately
recognize the incomparably malevolent Darth Bane.
Bane cackles nefariously. Bane explains that he is no clone. He is the
actual Darth Bane, who has remained in the shadows for centuries waiting for
the opportunity to finally destroy the Jedi Order and the Republic.
Palpatine, Darth Vader and Obi-Wan are brought before Dooku and Bane. Bane
explains to everyone that he has used Palpatine and Darth Vader to destroy
the Republic and the Jedi Order. Bane announces that he is going to have all
of them killed including Palpatine and Vader.
Palpatine pleads for his life. Bane laughs menacingly. Bane states that the
only threat to him is Anakin and Padme's unborn child, the child of Anakin
must die. No one knows that Padme is carrying twins. Bane reveals that Vader
is actually Anakin and then Bane reveals that Palpatine is a Sith Lord
called Darth Sidious. Bane raises his hands to send powerful dark side
lightning through Padme. Vader uses Sith super speed to jump in front of
Padme as the lightning leaves Bane's fingers.
Vader absorbs the lighting and then pulls out his light-sabre and ignites
it. For the first time in his life, Bane is terrified. No one has ever
survived a direct hit from his dark side lighting yet Anakin appears unhurt.
Anakin is truly the only child of the Force and the most powerful Force user
the galaxy has ever known. Palpatine begins to cackle and explains that Bane
and the members of the Sith Council are the ones who have really fallen into
the trap.
Darth Jade immediately flees the room. She knows that Vader and Palpatine
are going to kill everyone in the room. Mace Windu uses the Force to snatch
a lightsabre from one of the Darths. Windu ignites the lightsabre and uses
it to keep the other Sith Lords from getting to Yoda, Obi-Wan and Padme. The
three (Yoda, Padme and Obi-Wan) quickly exit the room under Mace Windu's
protection and head to the hanger bay to get a shuttle off of Dooku's ship.
Windu bravely sacrifices himself to Darth Vader and doesn't survive much
longer.
After Windu's tragic demise, a terrifying duel between Vader and Palpatine
vs. Bane, Dooku, Vorron, Maul and Tau takes place. Vader and Palpatine
completely annihilate their enemies. Meanwhile, Darth Jade jumps out at
Yoda, Padme and Obi-Wan with her light sabre. She tells them that all of the
shuttles on Dooku's ship have been rigged to explode upon powering them up.
She says it is a trap set by Palpatine to kill them. Jade states that if
they will help her hide from Palpatine then she will let them use her ship
as a means of escape. Yoda, Padme and Obi-Wan agree since they really have
no other choice. It turns out that Jade's ship happens to be a Corellian
freighter called the Millenium Falcon. They escape on the Falcon and enter
the safety of hyper space.
Vader and Palpatine loom over the dead bodies of the other Sith Lords.
Palpatine feels Jade's betrayal. He realizes that Yoda, Obi-Wan and, most
importantly, Padme and her unborn child have escaped. The Falcon arrives on
an obscure planet called Dagobah. Prior to Luke and Leia's birth, Obi-Wan
states that he will now go by the name Ben.The Skywalker twins are born on
Dagobah. After many shed tears, Yoda is left behind on Dagobah. Jade then
drops Obi-Wan and baby Luke off on the forgotten world of Tatooine. The
final destination for Jade, Padme and baby Leia is the safety of Alderaan.
Bail Organa greets them with open arms. Bail gives them a secret hiding
place. Lastly, Obi-Wan is seen at Owen and Beru Lars' home. He gives Luke to
them to raise. Obi-Wan tells Owen and Beru that Obi-Wan is now dead along
with all the other Jedi Knights. He will now go by the name Ben.
The film ends with baby Luke in the gentle arms of Ben Kenobi. The ghostly
spirit of Mace Windu and the ghostly spirits of many other Jedi Knights
appear behind Obi-Wan and baby Luke. Obi-Wan hands baby Luke Skywalker into
Owen and Beru Lars.
-END-

 (08/27/2002)
Leggo dopo, poi ti so dire.
--
-Anakin- a.k.a. -Dean Barker-
"Dark Lord"
"Sono un principe libero ed ho altrettanta autorita'
di fare guerra al mondo,quanto colui che ha cento navi in mare"
-Samuel Bellamy-
Pirata nelle Antille - XVII° Secolo

 Now that we
La parte della seduzione e del consiglio Sith sono un po una stronzata.
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