Newsgroup: it.comp.giochi.rpg
Titolo: Scherzone sulla futura patch 1.04 di Diablo 2?

Quoto dal forum di Diablo Italia.
Il tipo in questione dice a sua volta di aver quotato direttamente dal forum
Blizzard (non si sa quale).
Secondo me è uno scherzo. Ed è davvero spassoso, complimenti a chi si è
sbattuto.
Perchè è uno scherzo, vero?
Dimer, ne sai nulla?
Cla.
"Announcing patch 1.04
An employee
ceng4.tel.hr
Sun Aug 6 05:44:50
We at Blizzard have been carefully
studying many of your posts
regarding the 1.03 patch and are
pleased that everybody is happy
about the changes. But, we still
believe that the game is very
unbalanced, so these will be the
changes in the upcoming 1.04
patch:
1. Corpse explosion will now have a max.
radius of 2 feet because
we feel it is still far too powerful.
And the damage has been
toned down to 1-5% of monster's
life. Also, monsters won't
leave corpses anymore after they are
killed using CE, because
many of you wanted it this way.
2. Whirlwind is still too powerful.
Mana&health draining
attributes won't work anymore when using
whirlwind, to make it
more balanced. Also, damage has been
reduced by 75% and you
will miss 5x more often.
3. Experience. Since we have a ladder,
getting to level 99 is
still far too easy. Because of that, all
experience gained in
nightmare will be 1/10 of that in normal
and 1/50 in hell. We
hope leveling won't take too long with
this new message.
4. The number of monsters spawned in a
multiplayer game will be
multiplied by the number of players
there are currently in the
game. We hope this won't make cow level
too difficult.
5. The ranged ability of bows and
crossbows highly unbalances the
game. For this reason, the damage of
these weapons has been
slightly reduced, about 75% and the
maximum amount of arrows
and bolts in one quiver will be 10.
6. Regeneration of mana proved to make
mana potions useless, so
if you don't use one of your skills in a
period of 5 seconds,
your mana will start to drain, 1 point
per second. Warmth has
been removed, of course.
7. Paladin's auras have been found to be
too powerful with many
paladins in a game, so they will have a
maximum radius of 2.5
feet and only one aura can be present on
a given player at one
time.
8. Since the bone spear shares similarities
with a certain weapon
from a certain FPS game, due to
copyright issues, it will not
penetrate multiple enemies at the same
time.
9. Bone spirit has been found to be
unbalanced because of it's
seaking ability, so it has been slowed 5
times.
10. Sorceress' static field ability is
overpowered against
bosses. Because of this, they are immune
to the spell. Against
normal enemies, static field will work
only once against one
enemy. Also, damage has been reduced to
5% of monster's
current HP and has a max. radius of 1.5
feet.
11. Fireball and glacial spike won't do
area based damage anymore.
12. Meteor now takes 15 seconds to land.
13. We have found that putting no limit
on character points
further unbalances the game. So, the
limits for the characters
are as of now in this order:
Barbarian, Necromancer, Sorceress,
Paladin, Amazon
Strength: 150, 50, 35, 100, 75
Dexterity: 75, 35, 50, 100, 150
Vitality: 50, 75, 100, 50, 150
Energy: 10, 50, 75, 35, 20
As you can see, everything is balanced
out and if you have spare
char. points left, 50 of them will be
converted to 1 skill point.
14. Chance to find a mana potion has
been reduced by 70%
15. Potions now cost 10x more. Also,
healing takes 5x longer, so
you have to think more strategically
when using them. Mana takes
15x longer to recharge when used.
16. The stash has been removed. It
allowed for too much inventory
space.
17. The money system from Diablo is now
back. You can now have a
max. 500 gold in one square of your
inventory. We hope this will
bring back a lot of good old memories.
18. We found Duriel to be too easy, so
we are making the room
where you fight him 2x smaller. Also, he
will have more hit
points, will freeze you longer and will
do more damage. We hope
this won't cause much trouble for
sorceresses, necromancers and
amazons.
19. Required statistics for uniques have
been increased. You now
must be level 60 to be able to equip a
unique item.
20. Rare items are now much rarer,
appearing only in hell/hell.
21. Exceptional items have been found to
give players too much an
advantage, so they have been removed.
22. Barbarian's find potion skill has
been modified a bit. The
amount of points you have put into the
skill will give you the
percentage of chance to find a potion.
So if you put 15 skill
points in it, you will have 15%
chance to find one potion.
There are many more changes on the way
for the next and other
patches in the future. We hope everybody
will be pleased with the
changes that will be included in the
next patch. Have a nice day
Iko"

Secondo me č uno scherzo.
MA NOOOOO?!
La sua perspicacia ha del fenomenale...davvero...  ;->>>
(e che tristezza...almeno facesse ridere...)
Saluti!  ^_^
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 sbattuto.
Davvero divertente:)
speriamo che alla blizzard ne colgano l'ironia
Criswolf

(e che tristezza...almeno facesse ridere...)
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Qualcuno mi dica cosa cazzo c'e' scrittooooo:-)
Dimer, almeno tu...in nome della nostra vecchia inimicizia....
--
Non sono piu' in citta'.
Sto vivendo mille peripezie lassu', nella valle....nella Valle del 
Vento Gelido. Dio quanto e' gelido....Cerco di parlare in 
continuazione, devo far muovere le labbra se non voglio correre il 
rischio che mi si chiudano gelate. Per mia fortuna non sono 
solo....Infatti Fenice, Puff, Jubelee, Rogue e il mago Oronzo hanno 
voluto condividere con me questa avventura. Adesso siamo bloccati, una 
enorme slavina ha chiuso l'unico passaggio che ci divide dal resto del 
mondo, anzi dal mondo reale direi....Qui e' un continuo vedere saltar 
fuori bestiacce di ogni genere: goblin, jety, scheletri, non morti e 
Dio solo sa cosa ci attende....Vi prego amici, se non doveste avere 
piu' notizie di me, venite a cercare le mie spoglie, e quelle dei miei 
amici, lassu' nella Valle del Vento Gelido.
Wolverine il solitario.

Dimer, almeno tu...in nome della nostra vecchia inimicizia....
Ma ti pare che io mi metto a tradurre quel papiro...
(che poi non l'ho neanche letto tutto, perche' capito l'andazzo mi stavo
annoiando a morte...)
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 (e che tristezza...almeno facesse ridere...)
Io l'ho trovato molto spassoso.
Cla.

Qualcuno mi dica cosa cazzo c'e' scrittooooo:-)
Praticamente si tratta di una lista di cambiamenti paradossali
contenuti in una nuova ipotetica patch di D2.. 
-- 
      Adalberto Simeone -==(U.D.I.C.)==- Avenger Dragon
            E-Mail: 
lafc...@tin.it
  UIN: 1414193
       Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven

annoiando a morte...)
ma almeno il senso....
sigh....
BUAAAAAA
NGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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