document: Fake Weed Claims Another Naval Academy Student -- The synthetic fake weed known as '' `` spice '' '' -- the scourge of America 's armed forces -- has claimed the career of another Naval Academy midshipman , bringing the total number of students expelled for taking bong rips of expensive oregano to 12 . From Reuters : '' `` Our purpose is to produce leaders , and as such , we will not graduate or commission any illicit drug user . This type of character flaw is simply incompatible with leading the Sailors of the 21st century , '' '' Vice Admiral Michael H. Miller , Superintendent of the Naval Academy , said in a statement . It 's bad enough that they 're being expelled , but at least they could go down for smoking real weed . What a disgrace .
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