document: Justin Bieber and Ashton Kutcher : the worst buddy film ever ? Will Kutcher and Bieber make as woeful a double act as Robert Carlyle and Samuel L Jackson , or Robert De Niro and Eddie Murphy ? The script for What Would Kenny Do ? has had a terrific birth . A buddy comedy about a 17-year-old boy guided by a hologram of himself as an adult , it made the prestigious Black List of unproduced screenplays three years ago , before being touched up by -LRB- 500 -RRB- Days of Summer 's Scott Neustadter and Michael Weber . Now Will Smith 's production company is interested in finally taking it to the screen . But do n't get too excited . It 's been reported that the two stars of What Would Kenny Do ? look set to be Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber . Again , that 's Ashton Kutcher - last seen playing Ashton Kutcher in a film about Ashton Kutcher being Ashton Kutcher . And Justin Bieber - last seen being shot to death on an episode of CSI . Together . On screen . At the same time . Together . Worse still , depending on your point of view , Ashton Kutcher will be playing a version of Justin Bieber or Justin Bieber will be playing a version of Ashton Kutcher . Either way , you should probably brace yourself for something genuinely nightmarish . But if Kutcher and Bieber think that they can just swan in and become the most offensively terrible double act of all time , they 've got another thing coming . Movie history is littered with the corpses of hopelessly mismatched buddy films , and Kutcher and Bieber will have to go over and above the call of duty if they even want to breathe the same air as some of the worst . For example , it barely seems feasible that Kutcher and Bieber could be as spectacularly woeful as Robert Carlyle and the kilt-wearing version of Samuel L Jackson in The 51st State . Prior to that film , Carlyle was the fiery future of British acting and Jackson was the coolest man alive . Afterwards , Carlyle slunk off to America to make dodgy sci-fi TV shows and Jackson primarily became known for being the bloke out of Snakes on a Plane . And there 's little chance that What Would Kenny Do ? will be nearly as hopeless as 1997 '' `` s Double Team , the film that consciously decided to buddy Jean-Claude Van Damme with green-haired basketball weirdo Dennis Rodman and make them battle a nonspecific international conspiracy by jumping out of an aeroplane and getting chased around by tigers . Or Burt Reynolds and nine-year-old Norman D Golden II in Cop And A Half . Or Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty in Stop or My Mom Will Shoot . Or Harrison Ford and Josh Hartnett in Hollywood Homicide . And I 'll be staggered if Ashton Kutcher and Justin Bieber could summon up even less chemistry than Pat Morita and Jay Leno managed in their godawful 1989 action comedy Collision Course . But perhaps we should n't write Kutcher and Bieber off yet . After all , as both a former and prospective host of MTV 's Punk 'd , they obviously have an affinity with abject dreadfulness . And if there are any two people on Earth capable of being as stingingly unwatchable as Robert De Niro and Eddie Murphy were in 2002 '' `` s Showtime , it 's them . I 'm sure they wo n't let me down .
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