text,label "Oh my God, he’s lost it. He’s totally lost it.",non-neutral What?,surprise "Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.",neutral You’re a genius!,joy "Aww, man, now we won’t be bank buddies!",sadness "Now, there’s two reasons.",neutral Hey.,neutral Hey!,joy "Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.",neutral Where?!,surprise On the touchy.,neutral And,neutral "No, I know!",surprise "I-I’m sorry, but the moment I touch him, I just wanna throw out my old oath and take a new, dirty one.",non-neutral "Well, next time your massaging him, you should try and distract yourself.",neutral Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Like-like when I’m doing something exciting and I don’t wanna get,joy "Thank you, Joey.",neutral "No-no, thank you.",neutral "Hey Estelle, listen",neutral Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They,surprise What are you talkin’ about? I never left you! You’ve always been my agent!,surprise Really?!,surprise Yeah!,joy "Oh well, no harm, no foul.",neutral "Okay, you guys free tonight?",neutral Yeah!!,joy Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.,surprise Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?,neutral "Yeah, we were…we were just looking around.",neutral "Oh-oh, you’re-you’re fellow scholars.",surprise "What exactly were you looking for, hmm?",neutral "Perhaps, perhaps Dr. Chester Stock’s musings on the Smiledon Californicus?",neutral Uhh….,neutral "Ah… Ah…Get out of here! Uh, meeting someone? Or-or are you just here to brush up on Marion’s views on evolution?",non-neutral "Uh, actually I find Marion’s views far too progressionist.",neutral I find Marion’s views far too progressionist.,neutral "I’m sorry, who are you?",surprise "I’m a professor here uh, Ross…Geller.",neutral "Ross Geller, why do I know that name? It’s uh—Wait! Did you write this?",surprise Yes! You’re the person who checked out my book?!,surprise "Y’know, you look nothing like I would’ve thought. You’re…you’re so young.",surprise "Well I uh, I skipped forth grade.",neutral You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.,anger What?,surprise I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.,anger "Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?",anger The point is I...,non-neutral "I don't need this right now, OK.",anger "It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy.",non-neutral This ship has sailed.,non-neutral "Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.",non-neutral Fine.,anger 'Cause I don't need your stupid ship.,anger Good.,anger Good.,anger "Oh, it's so romantic to send people off on their honeymoon.",joy "Y’know, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.",neutral All in good time my love.,neutral All in good time.,neutral Oh shoot!,surprise I left my guitar in their apartment.,non-neutral Well you can let me in later.,neutral "I don’t have a key, they took mine to give to you.",neutral What?! They took mine to give to you!,surprise Why would they take away our keys?,surprise Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.,joy "Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.",joy A,neutral No. She’s going to live with us for eight weeks.,neutral "Uh, what?",surprise Yes! She’s gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo.,joy What—You’re not serious.,non-neutral "I mean she’s a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her.",non-neutral She’ll drive us totally crazy.,disgust Hi Ross!,joy Hi roomie!,joy Hey! What did you decide to do about the movie?,neutral I don’t know!,neutral It’s not like it’s porn!,neutral "This is a serious, legitimate movie.",neutral Y’know?,neutral And the nudity is really important to the story.,neutral That’s what you say about porn.,neutral You’re right. Maybe I shouldn’t even go on the call back.,neutral "No! No you should! A lot of major actors do nude scenes! I mean, the chance to star in a movie? Come on!",non-neutral Well that’s true.,neutral And I am only naked in one scene.,neutral Plus it sounds really great.,neutral My character’s catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl.,neutral Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm.,neutral So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other.,neutral It’s really sweet and-and tender.,joy "Hey, what’s up?",neutral "Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.",sadness "But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today.",neutral """Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly."" Nice!",joy Yeah?,neutral "I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know?",neutral "Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me.",neutral And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s,neutral So where are we going next?,neutral This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surprise him coming home.,neutral "Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we?",fear "Come on man! Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?",non-neutral It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!,non-neutral "Yeah, no one talks like that!",non-neutral Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop!,anger "Hey, I'm more cop than you two!",anger How do you figure that?,non-neutral "Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner!",neutral I guess so.,neutral Here you go. Thank you!,neutral "Wait, Rach! Where's the other one?",neutral "Oh what, you-you want both of them?",surprise "Rachel Karen Green, where's the other earring?!",anger "Okay, okay, okay, look, just don't freak out, but I kinda lost it.",fear "I know it's in the apartment, but I",neutral "Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!",fear Tell her to wear her own earrings.,non-neutral These,neutral Nooo! Nooooo! You lent me Monica's earrings?! I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!,anger Why not?,neutral Because I lose her stuff!,non-neutral "Well, you’re-you’re sweating.",neutral These-these are beads of joy.,joy Oh that’s sweet. Don’t touch me.,disgust "Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?",neutral Yeah!,neutral What’s going on?,neutral Chandler’s gone again!,surprise Oh my God! Why would you play hide and seek with someone you know is a flight risk?!,non-neutral Okay. You ready to push again?,neutral I already had a baby. Leave me alone.,anger "Okay, okay, come on, you can do it. You can do it!",joy Yeah!!,joy Little Leslie is here!,joy We got another one!,surprise "Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children.",surprise How scary is that?,surprise "Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!",joy "All right, he's coming. He's coming!",joy "Hey, where's his thing?",surprise Chandler's a girl!,surprise "Oh God, kindergarten flashback.",surprise They musta read the sonogram wrong.,surprise "'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl!",surprise Chandler's a girl!,surprise "Okay, keep saying it!",joy Am I too late?!,neutral "No-no ah, everything's okay. Everybody's healthy there's 30 fingers and 30 toes.",joy We have our babies?,surprise Yeah.,joy "Oh, we have our babies.",joy Hey Toby!,joy Hey Bobby.,neutral "It’s Bob actually. Hey, you work up here, can you tell me where this Chandler",neutral "Uhh yeah. Yeah, it’s right, right down there. Right there, yeah. Can I ask you why?",neutral "I want to talk to that bastard, see what his problem is.",anger "Okay Bob listen uhh, I’m the reason you didn’t get the job up here.",non-neutral Toby don’t.,non-neutral Bob!,non-neutral Toby! I’m not gonna let you cover for him. Anything you say right now will just get me more upset with Chandler!,anger Ohh!,surprise Thank you. Oh Joey and look at this crib! It’s so cute!,joy I know! I found it on the street.,joy Are you serious—Really?! It’s in such good condition.,surprise Yeah.,neutral Wow! Whoa-whoa what’s under the covers?,surprise I don’t know.,neutral It’s moving.,non-neutral Ew.,disgust It’s still——It’s got a tail! Get it out of here! Get it out of here!!,fear Ooh! Ah! Okay!,fear "Well, I went over to Kyle’s last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing",neutral we talked through most of the night and we realized that the reason we were so angry at each other was because there are still feelings there. So,non-neutral Oh just say it Kyle!,surprise We’re gonna give it another try.,joy What about her whining and her constant need for attention?!,non-neutral I’m gonna work on that.,neutral "Oh right, because you’re so capable of change.",non-neutral "Y’know, he hums when he pees!",non-neutral I do know.,neutral "It makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.",disgust We’re so sorry.,sadness "That’s all right, we-we don’t need you. In fact, hey I’m over it already.",non-neutral "Yeah, and y’know what? I don’t give a tiny rat’s ass.",anger "Yeah, we’re gonna go.",neutral "I’m sorry. Ugh, Pheebs, you were, you were right about her. Y’know, she",sadness "Oh. Y’know, he hums while he does other stuff to.",neutral "Yeah, we're better off without them.",non-neutral "And y’know, even if they break up again, you’d better not let him in your sad men’s club!",anger Divorced men’s club.,sadness "Potato, Potaato.",neutral Why isn’t that valet back with my Porsche?,anger Maybe because you’ve got the keys?,non-neutral Porsche.,neutral This is totally your fault!,anger My fault?! You threatened the judge!,anger "Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter’s machine!!",anger "Can we, can we just forget this ever happened?",non-neutral "Yes of course, absolutely! You're right. I'm sorry.",sadness Thank you.,neutral Yes.,neutral "All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack.",neutral "Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of ""us?""",fear Phoebe!,neutral Yeah?,neutral Have you seen Chandler?!,neutral No! Why?,neutral The woman from the museum called and said that there was a cancellation and that we could move up our wedding and Chandler heard!,fear I know!,fear How bad is this?,fear !,neutral "Well for the regular guy, it’s bad, but Chandler, Oh dear God!",fear I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I can’t find him anywhere!,fear What are you gonna do?,neutral "Well, I’m never gonna listen to you again, that’s for sure!",anger """Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?""",neutral Rachel said that!,surprise Well Rachel’s not here!,anger "Come on, come on.",neutral "Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit.",anger This is all your fault.,anger "This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y'know?",non-neutral "My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead of stuck in a closet with you.",anger The woman I love is having a baby today. I've been waiting for this just as much as you have.,non-neutral "No no no, believe me.",non-neutral "No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok?",anger And you know what the funny thing is?,neutral "When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok?",non-neutral Where does that leave me?,sadness You get to be the baby's father.,neutral Everyone knows who you are.,neutral Who am I?,non-neutral "There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.",sadness Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.,neutral This is so great.,joy You wanna explain that?,neutral "I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one.",sadness And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most.,joy And it's not even born yet.,non-neutral "It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world.",joy "I'm sorry, you were fighting.",sadness "Okay, it's a typical New York City apartment. Two girls are just hanging out.",neutral "Hi, how are you doing Kelly?",neutral "I'm doing just fine! God, Tiffany, you smell so great!",joy It's my new perfume. Why don't you come closer where you can,neutral "Oh, y'know Joey, you are sick!",disgust This is disgusting!,disgust I'm not reading this!,disgust What?! Wait-wait-wait! The handsome man was about to enter!!,surprise "All right, I'll give you this, Mr. Peanut is a better dresser.",neutral "I mean he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...",neutral You know he's gay?,neutral I just wanna clarify this: are you outing Mr. Peanut?,neutral "Danielle! Hi! Uh- everybody, this is Danielle, Danielle, everybody.",neutral Hi. Hi.,neutral What are you doing here?,surprise "Well, what?",neutral What?,neutral What is it?,neutral That she left you?,surprise That she likes women?,neutral That she left you for another woman that likes women?,neutral "Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...",anger Then what?,neutral My first time with Carol was...,neutral What?,neutral It was my,neutral With Carol? Oh.,surprise "So in your whole life, you've only been with one——oh.",surprise "Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake! There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!",non-neutral Hi. Where is everybody?,neutral "Oh, it’s already closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?",non-neutral "My marriage, I think my marriage is um, is kinda over.",sadness Oh no! Why?,surprise "‘Cause Carol’s a lesbian. And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s not a mix and match situation.",sadness "Oh my God! I don’t believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.",surprise I’m an idiot.,disgust "I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and I’d think, God, my wife is cool!",non-neutral "Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?",neutral "Well, now I do!!",surprise I’m sorry.,sadness Seven years.,sadness "I mean we’ve been together seven years, she’s the only woman who’s ever loved me, and the only woman I’ve-I’ve ever....",sadness "Aw, God Ross. Oh.",sadness I’ll do it.,neutral No you won’t.,neutral "Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, he’s sorry.",sadness "But, you’ve got one more apology to make, all right, you’ve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.",non-neutral "Okay, absolutely!",joy All right.,neutral You’ve got it.,neutral "Cookie, now you can punch him!",anger What?!,surprise "All right, that's it, I quit.",anger What? I didn't say anything.,surprise "Yeah, but this isn't the face of a person who trusts a person.",non-neutral "Ok, this is the face of a person who, you know, doesn't trust a person.",non-neutral "I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.",non-neutral Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.,anger Julie.,neutral What?!,non-neutral Jody!,surprise You were with Julie?,neutral "Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend.",neutral "And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.",neutral Oh. Oh my God.,surprise "Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.",non-neutral "Yeah, right.  Sure!",anger "Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time.",non-neutral "Look, I'm sorry, all right.",sadness I never meant for you to find out!,sadness "Oh, please, you wanted to get caught.",anger That is not true!,anger "Oh, so you just sort of happened to leave it in here?",anger Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?,non-neutral "Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to",sadness Hey!,joy Yeah!,non-neutral I can’t say.,neutral Why?!,surprise Why not?,non-neutral I can’t say because he’s famous.,neutral "Oh my God, who is it?!",surprise "Phoebe, come on, you have to tell us.",non-neutral "Okay, okay. It’s James Brolin. James Brolin is the father of my baby.",non-neutral As in Barbara Streisand’s husband James Brolin?,surprise What?! Well he never said that to me!,surprise In,neutral "Oh, this life! Oh okay no, Chandler's is worse.",sadness "Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories.",non-neutral Of course you don't sweetie. You're brand new.,neutral I know Monica's worst Thanksgiving.,neutral "Oh, let's not tell this story.",non-neutral "Oh, come on!",non-neutral "Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!",non-neutral What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!,surprise "Hey, it's not like it sounds.",neutral It's,neutral "Wendy, we had a deal! Yeah, you promised! Wendy! Wendy! Wendy!",anger Who was that?,neutral Wendy bailed. I have no waitress.,non-neutral Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye.,non-neutral Ten dollars an hour.,neutral No.,neutral Twelve dollars an hour.,neutral "Mon. I wish I could, but I've made plans to walk around.",neutral "You know, Rachel, when you ran out of your wedding, I was there for you.",non-neutral "I put a roof over your head, and if that means nothing to you... twenty dollars an hour.",non-neutral Done.,joy "The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!",fear You’ve got to get out of here! Save yourself!,fear No! I won’t leave you!,fear "Don’t worry about me, I’m a robot! I’m just a machine!!",non-neutral No you’re not! Not to me!,non-neutral Oh my God.,non-neutral What?,neutral I am,neutral "Yeah, you’re great! Okay, let’s take it from",joy "No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.",non-neutral "Yeah, I thought I was pretty good too.",joy "Oh yeah, you’re solid. Yeah, you’re just no me.",neutral Y’know what? I think that’s enough for now. Yeah. I don’t want to be over rehearsed.,neutral Fine!,anger I’ll do it without you!,anger I don’t need you or anybody else!,anger I’m gonna make it on my own!,anger You’ll see!!,anger You’ll,neutral I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is just so sad.,sadness I didn't know Ross and you were so close.,surprise We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.,sadness I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.,neutral "And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's pressing his ear up against it and listening intently.",neutral I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out. I guess I really missed my chance.,sadness But you didn't!,joy I'm still alive!!,joy "Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you.",joy It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day!,joy "I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!",joy "You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you!",anger Did you hear that? Kori Weston had a crush on me!!,non-neutral We’ll do a quick check.,neutral Okay.,neutral "So, eight days late huh?",surprise Yeah.,neutral You must be a little uncomfortable.,neutral "Eh, just a tad.",neutral "You’re about 80 percent effaced, so you’re on your way.",neutral It still could last a little while longer.,neutral If you’re anxious there are a few ways to help things along.,neutral Do them!!,non-neutral "Actually, they’re things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience I’ve found that some of them are quite effective.",neutral "Well, we are ready to try anything.",neutral "Okay, there’s an herbal tea you can drink.",neutral Okay.,neutral What is wrong with Emma?,non-neutral "Oh she misunderstood, she thought she was moving to Tulsa.",neutral Anytime you're ready.,neutral "Ok, ok, here we go.",neutral "Ok, where am I talking to, here?",neutral "I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...",neutral Just aim for the bump.,neutral "Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes.",neutral "You know, I, you know, can't do this.",fear "Uh, this is too weird.",disgust I feel stupid.,sadness "So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.",neutral "Hello, baby. Hello, hello.",joy Hello!,joy "Oh, hi. It’s Mark.",neutral Oh.,neutral What? Is it my breath?,fear Ow!,surprise Rach?,neutral Ow! Ow!,surprise Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital. Okay?,fear "Okay, I do.",neutral Okay.,neutral I really do.,non-neutral "Okay, I’m gonna get your coat and then I’ll-I’ll put you in a cab.",neutral "Okay. Oh wait, wait-wait, you’re not gonna come with me?",non-neutral Of course I am. I just have to make a call.,surprise Okay.,neutral Okay?,neutral Thank you. Oww!!!! God!,surprise "What?! I wh-, what’s wrong?",non-neutral "I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.",disgust "Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, he’s just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...",neutral "Run! Run you crazy, rich freak!",fear "Oh, I can’t watch this.",fear "Check it out, he’s winning! Pete’s winning!",surprise Really?!,surprise No-o-o!!,fear "Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on the canvas and is going for his favourite area.",fear Oh! Oh!,non-neutral "Wait, if that’s his favourite area, why is he being so mean to it?",surprise "Well, this is ironic.",surprise "Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didn’t want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete can’t.",neutral "Dude, you don’t have to brag! We got nothing here!!",anger Should we tell Rachel there’s an empty private room right next door to hers?,neutral "We could, or we can have sex in it.",joy "Well let me think about that, while I remove my pants!",joy I thought I was a complete idiot.,non-neutral "Hey, I’m with you. He even asked me if I thought you’d go out with him.",neutral "Oh! Oh, I think I’m gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?",disgust I said no.,neutral What?!,surprise What? I…I just figured since you’re pregnant you’re not gonna be seeing people.,surprise "Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?",anger I didn’t tell him. I didn’t know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.,non-neutral "Good-good, don’t tell him. Don’t tell him. Just have him call me okay?",non-neutral "Rach look, I really don’t think that’s such a great",sadness "Okay, you go do it! I’ll come back to that set! I’ll meet more actors! I’ll meet ‘em all!",joy "Ohh, here you are. I was looking for you before. Joshua’s gone so you and Emily are free to go.",neutral That’s okay.,neutral "She’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so",neutral Ah! Ah! I forgot my jacket!,anger "Oh, wait-wait-wait",neutral You tell them to wait!,anger Okay. Wait! Wait!,neutral Emily.,neutral Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! No! No! Emily!,anger Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?,neutral Okay.,neutral I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.,non-neutral Nevermind!,anger "No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.",neutral I,neutral Jen.,neutral "Jen, I know this may sound a little… But uh, would you maybe wanna grab a cup of coffee sometime, or",neutral Sure! That would be nice.,joy Umm?,neutral Oh! My number is on there. Give me a call.,non-neutral I will give you a call.,neutral I'll see you later.,neutral Okay!,joy I forgot my paper.,neutral "Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.",neutral What?,neutral Okay.,neutral Ow!,surprise Aren’t you gonna go?,neutral No. Thank you.,neutral "No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.",neutral "Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is ‘no tissue, no tuschy.’ Well, if everybody’s going.",neutral "No, y'know what don’t close it ‘cause the... keys...are in there.",neutral "Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!",fear What’s going on?,neutral My lighter’s in there!,fear I promise.,neutral "Although, don’t feel like you can’t visit.",neutral "Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?",neutral "No, no he’s not.",neutral "You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.",surprise "What? So what are you going to do? I mean how, how are you going to tell Chandler?",surprise "Well, I was thinking about that and I, I think the best way would be, to not.",neutral "Joey, you can’t keep this to yourself, if you know about this, you have to tell him.",neutral "It’ll kill him. I mean it’ll, it’ll just kill him.",non-neutral "Well, you could wait ‘til I go to the dentist, maybe",neutral Hi!,joy Hey.,neutral "Hey, what are you doing here?",neutral "Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of",neutral "Ah yeah, but now it’s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.",neutral Where’s Ben?,neutral He’s sleeping.,neutral "Ahh. Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?",surprise "Umm, yeah, actually, Susan’s gonna be home any minute, it’s kinda an anniversary.",non-neutral "Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?",surprise It’s not that kind of anniversary.,neutral Ah! Oh.,surprise Sooo!! Anyway...,neutral Where are we gonna find a tiny little hat?,neutral "Oh, oh, oh, I’ll get ‘Rainy Day Bear’!!",joy "Because he’ll know what to do? Oh my God, you’re a genius!",joy "Oh God, oh God, it’s sowed on though.",non-neutral Give it. Give it.,neutral Okay.,neutral Oh!!,surprise "Oh, it’s just like a bloodbath in here today.",non-neutral Please. This is so your fault.,anger "How, how is this my fault?",surprise "Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.",anger "Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.",anger You tryin' to be clever? A funny lady?,anger You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.,anger "Oh, I'm threatened by you?",anger Yes.,anger "Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it!",anger Get in here.,anger Come on.,neutral "My god, you guys, I don't believe you.",non-neutral There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing.,anger "So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!",anger "Yeah, Susan.",neutral "Don't make me do this again, I don't like my voice like this.",anger "Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?",neutral "Oh! Here it is! Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, ""Son of a bitch?""",surprise I didn’t do that! Who would’ve done that?!,surprise Son of a bitch!,anger "Okay, maybe ask this guy.",neutral "Oh, did I not mention? Carl is a guy I hired to be my identical twin for a medical research project.",neutral "Y’know sometimes the good ideas are just right in front of you, aren’t they?",non-neutral "Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Y’know? The only problem is, Carl’s acting is",neutral The,neutral "Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big",neutral "Hey, uh can I get a little piece of that cake?",neutral Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!!,anger "Hey Monica, there’s a customer who wants to complement the chef, should I let him in?",neutral "Sure, I love this part!",joy Come on in.,neutral "Really? In the moment, I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.",joy "In the moment, yeah.",neutral But only in the moment. So do ya wanna kiss again?,non-neutral "Sure, New Year’s Eve is only two weeks away. Can you wait?",neutral No.,neutral Me neither.,neutral "3, 2,",neutral "Joey, you don’t have to count down every time we kiss.",non-neutral "Uh, yeah, okay. Except I sorta felt like I needed a couple of seconds to get ready.",non-neutral Wow... Wow!,surprise Yeah.,neutral Alright. Phoebe?,neutral "Okay, okay.",neutral "If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!",joy "Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?",neutral "Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.",neutral "See, there's always one guy. ""If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes.""",disgust "Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.",neutral "Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?",neutral Probably kill myself!,non-neutral ..Excuse me?,surprise "Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!",sadness "Joey, uh-",surprise You,neutral I’m sorry.,sadness "Joey, onstage!",non-neutral Well can you at least stay to the end of the play?,sadness "I mean, I’ll go to the airport with ya, I-I wanna say good bye.",sadness Where are you Vic?,neutral Flight’s in an hour. I-I gotta go.,sadness Vic! Vic!,non-neutral In a minute!!,anger So this is it? Victor?,sadness "Yeah, I guess it is.",sadness "Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick ‘cause this is killing me.",sadness "One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you.",sadness "But, you’ve got things you have to do now, and so do I.",sadness "And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels.",sadness "But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone.",sadness But I won’t have aged at all.,neutral "So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her.",neutral "So long, Vic!",sadness I have to say,neutral Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is,non-neutral "See, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on",neutral "What song was that, Pheebs?",neutral Hi Monica!,joy Hey Mon!,joy Hey Mon!,joy "Oh my God, has she slept at all?",surprise Nope.,neutral "No, it's been three nights in a row.",neutral "Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.",neutral "Oh, okay that explains it.",neutral "I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum.",neutral But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.,non-neutral "So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?",neutral "Y’know what, I don’t know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.",disgust "Yeah, I know but",neutral "Oh no-no-no, I’m there.",neutral Hey!,surprise Hey Mon! Want some pancakes?,joy You made pancakes?,surprise Yep! Grab a plate.,joy Okay.,neutral "No-no, stay right there. Gettin’ closer.",neutral "Okay, okay, but don’t worry, because we also have cereals, muffins, waffles,",neutral "Listen also we’re uh, we’re watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.",neutral Oh yeah!,joy "Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches.",neutral "Yeah, hero sandwiches.",neutral Well you all know that I'm a pacifist so I'm not interested in war in any way.,neutral But y'know what?,neutral "When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all.",neutral Not you Joey.,neutral Oh my good God.,surprise "Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.",neutral "Look, you have done enough! Okay? You have to stop this now.",anger "I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.",joy "Oh, the mixed tape.",neutral The Way You Look Tonight,joy You are just the sweetest.,joy No! You’re the sweetest!,joy Hey!,joy Hey!,joy "Hey, guess what I’m doing tonight.",neutral What?,neutral I’m checking out the restaurant with Pete.,neutral "Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.",joy Wait-wait-wait! Wait!!,non-neutral "So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna start to find",neutral "Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!",joy "Oh. Wow! Huh. Boy! Well, someone’s been doing their homework.",surprise "Yeah. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so",neutral "Oh, I know. Y’know, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda",neutral "Oh, me too.",neutral "and then, we could’ve gone from the ceremony to the reception with you in the sidecar!",joy "Ross, it just wouldn’t have been feasible.",neutral But having a dove place the ring on your finger would’ve been no problem?,non-neutral It was really fun being married to you tonight.,joy "Yeah! And! And, it was the easiest 400 bucks I’ve ever made.",joy "Okay Ross, can I uh, can I ask you something?",non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "That proposal, at the planetarium",neutral "I know, I know it was stupid.",sadness Are you kidding?!,surprise "With the, with the lilies, and-and the song, and the stars!",joy It was…really wonderful!,joy Did you just make that up?,surprise "No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out.",neutral "It’s how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.",neutral "Well, that would’ve been very hard to say no too.",neutral "It’s a good thing I didn’t do it, because it sounds like it would’ve been a very expensive wedding. Okay, good night",neutral Goodnight,neutral Even if the sidecar had a windscreen so your hair wouldn’t get messed up?,neutral I will think about it.,neutral That’s all I’m askin’,neutral "You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldn’t feel bad!",surprise "Well actually, I-I didn’t eat mine. It’s still in the bathroom.",non-neutral "No it isn’t, I ate that.",neutral Well we left ours in Monica’s bedroom.,neutral "Nope, got it and I got yours too.",neutral "Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I don’t really know what happened with that.",neutral And that’s I’m so glad… there’s no problem.,joy "That’s fine, actually I’m on the hiring committee, so there’ll be at least one friendly face.",neutral Ohh! That’s great!,joy "You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the",neutral Really?!,surprise No-ho-ho!,non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you worry, I’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy to get that job.",neutral "Although, I might need some convincing.",neutral "Well, I, umm",non-neutral "Kidding! God, I feel wild today!",joy Oh my God! Chandler just left though!,surprise "Yeah but, maybe it’s not what we think. Maybe it’s tell Monica I’m sorry I…drank the last of the milk.",neutral "Or maybe he-he was writing to tell her that-that he’s changed his name, y’know? Tell Monica I’m sorry.",neutral I think it means he freaked out and left!,surprise Don’t be so negative! Good God! Isn’t it possible that Sorry is sitting in there right now?!,non-neutral "Okay. Phoebe, I-I think Ross is right. What are we gonna do?",non-neutral "Look—Okay, I’m just gonna—I’m gonna have to go find him and bring him back!",neutral Okay?,neutral "You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?",neutral Okay.,neutral Okay,neutral "I will, I will find him.",neutral Hey!,joy Hi! Hey!,joy Do you guys know any cute guys?,neutral "Well, of course I do! My good friend Joey over here.",joy "Oh, I’m sorry. Thank you Chandler.",non-neutral "Anyway, there’s this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go",neutral What’s the charity?,neutral "I don’t know, something either trees or disease—Ralph mumbles a lot.",neutral Does Ralph mumble when you’re not paying attention?,neutral Yeah! It’s weird. But the thing is need to find a date.,surprise "Well, what kind of guy are you looking for?",neutral Hey!,joy What are you guys doing later?,neutral "Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.",neutral We do?,surprise I want to see what he wants first.,neutral Okay.,neutral I just found out that Elizabeth’s dad wants to meet me.,non-neutral "Wait a minute, hold the phone! You’re not Elizabeth’s dad?!",surprise "Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me.",fear It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.,non-neutral Of course we’ll help! Yeah! We’ll be here!,joy Thanks!,joy We know how tough those parent/teacher conferences can be.,neutral "Oh, hi! How are you doing?",joy I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.,sadness Oh.,neutral "Thanks for having me over, you guys.",neutral Tag?,neutral Y-You're going?,non-neutral "Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk.",neutral "Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?",neutral Colorado.,neutral "Ah, what good are you.",neutral "Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Ah, I-I never should have said what I said.",sadness It—y’know what?,neutral It just doesn't matter how I feel.,sadness "I mean we work together, so nothing could really ever happen between us, and what I would love is just to go to work on Monday, and-and never talk about this again, okay?",sadness "Um, I'm not.",neutral "Oh, god, I knew it, that I freaked you out.",sadness "No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.",sadness Really?,surprise "Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this.",non-neutral "Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.",neutral "Get him! GET HIM! Get him! Get- YESSS! Not laughing now, are ya pal!",non-neutral "See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.",neutral Pass it! Pass it!,joy He's open!,joy Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!,joy "Hey, look, we're on that TV thing!",surprise I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!,joy "Yeah, me too.",neutral "Hey, how’s…how’s the uh, miracle chair?",neutral Fine.,neutral "Yeah? Wow! Y’know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!",surprise No. Really?,surprise Yeah! You can hook it up to your TV,non-neutral My chair heals itself.,neutral "Tiger! Dragon! Iceberg!! Joseph, did you even study at all last night?",anger "Yes! Yes, I did.",non-neutral Then do Iceberg!,non-neutral G-sharp.,neutral G,neutral What?! I didn't touch a guitar!,surprise "No, but you're questioning my method!",anger "No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! What?!",anger Thank you.,neutral Y'know none of my other student thought I was stupid.,non-neutral "Your other student, was you!",anger "Yeah, well, y'know maybe you just need to try a little harder!",anger "Look, maybe I need to try a real teacher!",anger Right here!,non-neutral Here!,anger "Andy Cooper, he teaches guitar and look ooh, there's a nice picture of him with a little kid and",neutral Fine! You go learn from your qualified instructor! But don't come crying to me when everyone's sick and tired of hearing you play,anger """Baddest man in the whole damn town.""",neutral "Oh, fine! Take his side!",anger "And shame on you! You should know better, Joey needs to work. Now come on!",anger Hey!,anger No! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! You can have this back when the five pages are done! Ahh!,non-neutral Hi!,joy Hi.,neutral "Hi. Umm, I think there’s something that we really need to talk about.",non-neutral "I think we do. Why don’t we go inside? Look uh, I know why you’re here.",sadness You do?,surprise "Yeah, and to save you from any embarrassment umm, I think maybe I should talk first.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay. Uh, Ross and Rachel. Rachel and Ross. That’s been one heck of a see-saw hasn’t it?",neutral What?,surprise "I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends?",non-neutral Seriously. What?!,surprise Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral Y’know what?,neutral "If you want to, we can do it one more time.",neutral I mean I’d-I’d be okay with that.,neutral "In fact, I have some time right now.",neutral "Okay, y’know what? Can I, can I talk now?",non-neutral Oh sure.,neutral "I’m pregnant. Ross? Ross? Okay, whenever you’re ready. And you’re the father by the way—but you got that",anger We should defiantly play football more often. Maybe there’s a like league we could join or something.,neutral I know!,joy "Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Okay, you-you go.",surprise Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.",joy Hmph.,neutral "And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her.",joy "And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....",joy "With the belly-button ring? Oh, muhawa!",joy "I know, And then all of the sudden your Mom pops into your head.",non-neutral "And your like 'Mom, get outta here!'",anger "You know, but of course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what your doing.",non-neutral "So it's kinda like, you're, you know.",neutral You know.... You don't know!,surprise "Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?",disgust You said...,neutral I said ',neutral Oh!,surprise Look at Emma!,surprise "I just can’t decide who she looks more alike, you or Rachel?",neutral "Oh what are you kidding? She’s gorgeous, it’s all Rachel.",non-neutral "I’m sorry, for the last time, why aren’t you two together again?",neutral "No, I know.",neutral "I know, because you’re not in that place.",neutral "Which would be fine, except you totally are.",neutral It’s…it’s complicated okay?,sadness "Yeah that’s true. Yeah, you love her. You always have. You have a child together. There is no right answer.",neutral "Look, we’ve been together.",sadness Okay?,neutral "And then apart, and then together, and then apart, and now we have a baby.",sadness It’s just if-if we got together again and it didn’t work out…I could never do that to Emma.,sadness I mean she-she thinking everything— Oh that’s…now me.,sadness What do they put something in the water in this place?,neutral "Since Rachel and I we’re doing really, we’re doing really well right now.",non-neutral "I know. I know. I know. I know, and if you try to make it more you might wreck it.",neutral "Yeah, exactly.",neutral Right. Or you might get everything you’ve wanted since you were fifteen.,neutral God. I forgot how much I love driving. I have,joy You don’t have a,neutral "Oh Ross you’re so tense! You just gotta relax, okay? Just need to relax all right? Just need to relax",neutral What-what are you doing?! Are you—Okay that’s not funny! Just stop horsing around!,non-neutral "I am not horsing around, okay? I am Porsching around.",joy Uh-oh.,fear "Okay, stay calm. Nothing is going to happen to you, you are not in that much trouble.",neutral Really? You think so?,fear I was talking to myself! You’re going down!,non-neutral Hey honey! I missed you today!,joy "Oh, yeah?",surprise Yeah. What d'you wanna do tonight?,neutral "Oh, well... Maybe we could...",neutral "Ok, trying to turn me on by making a mess?",non-neutral Know your audience!,non-neutral "Besides, tomorrow we're doing those fertility tests and until then you need to keep your tadpoles in the tank.",neutral We really need to take those tests?,non-neutral "Honey, we've been trying to have a baby for over a year.",neutral I think it's a good idea to find out if everything's ok. Just a few routine tests.,neutral But I don't wanna do it in a cup!,non-neutral "Oh, hi Max! Hey, do you know everybody?",neutral No. Have you seen David?,neutral "No, no, he hasn't been around.",neutral "Well, if you see him, tell him to pack his bags. We are going to Minsk.",neutral Minsk?,surprise Minsk. It's in Russia.,neutral I know where Minsk is.,neutral "We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.",joy "So when, when do you leave?",neutral January first.,neutral You wanted to see me Professor Geller?,non-neutral "Yes. Yes! Please, come in.",neutral Oo-oo!,non-neutral Pretty great! Except I did get a little attitude from the robot.,joy "Damn those robots, they’re supposed to be our",non-neutral "Anyway, it wasn’t the robot, it was the guy who controls him.",neutral "Yeah, he doesn’t like me.",non-neutral He had C.H.E.E.S.E.,neutral knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one!,non-neutral Ohh!,surprise "Well, why don’t you just get him fired?",non-neutral "I may have to, I hate to do it, but I’m the star!",non-neutral Y’know?,neutral There’s a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor.,neutral Excuse me.,neutral Joey Tribbiani.,neutral "Joe! I’m glad I found ya, I got an audition for ya!",non-neutral Wow!,surprise The thing is it’s kinda on the Q.T.,neutral The actor who has the part doesn’t know he might be fired.,neutral "It’s the lead in a series, Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.",neutral I’m the lead in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!,non-neutral Uh-oh!,surprise Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!,non-neutral What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?,surprise I’m not crazy about babies. I’m crazy about us.,non-neutral What?,surprise "Look, we’ve always talked about having babies someday.",neutral "I’m not saying it has to be right now, but I’m starting to think that we can handle it.",neutral We’re good.,neutral We’re really good.,joy "Oh, did you catch him?!",surprise Uh-huh.,neutral Wh-what did he say?!,surprise "He said, ""Nice to meet you Glenda."" Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name?",neutral Why?! Why not?!,surprise "Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here!",non-neutral What do you think?,neutral He's gonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned!,non-neutral What did you say to him?,neutral "Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.",neutral "Oh yeah, sure.",neutral "Okay, in about ten seconds you’re gonna see him kiss me.",joy And in about five seconds you’re gonna see why.,neutral Ross did I ever tell you about the time that I went backpacking through Western Europe?,neutral "Okay, get ready to see some beggin’!",non-neutral "Oh, you came on to Ross!",surprise What?!,surprise Now I’m so happy.,joy What are you talking about?!,surprise You used the Europe story!,non-neutral That’s the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!,non-neutral How do you know about that story?!,surprise How do,neutral I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!,neutral Some guy!!,surprise "No. No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.",neutral Ken Adams!!,surprise "How we doing, you guys ready?",neutral Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?,neutral Some days it's all I can think about.,neutral "Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.",neutral "Oh... ok, fine.",neutral But... ehm...,neutral "I just have one question for you, ehm...",neutral "When we exit should we walk, or run, or prance, or stroll...",neutral "Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!!",non-neutral I can’t believe this! How long as this been going on?,surprise "Well umm, Alexandra has been",neutral "Oh, it has a name?",surprise "Phoebe, don’t get upset!",non-neutral Okay—Oop! Too late! I’m leaving! Come on Chandler let’s go!,anger "Well, Phoebe I thought I’d——Yeah, what the hell.",neutral Ben!,non-neutral "Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.",non-neutral Stop the bus! Wait! Wait! Wait!,fear Are you sure he didn't break it because it really hurts?,neutral "No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.",neutral "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.",sadness Sorry.,sadness Sorry!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral I got my s's back!,non-neutral Which we can celebrate later.,neutral Celebrate.,neutral "Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your way, ok, bye-bye.",non-neutral "Rachel, how did this happen?",non-neutral "I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.",non-neutral Where?,neutral At his apartment. Is this juice?,neutral "Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?",non-neutral "Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.",non-neutral "I licked my arm, what?",surprise It's breast milk.,neutral So?,neutral "Phoebe, that is juice, squeezed from a person.",neutral What is the big deal?,non-neutral What did you just do?,surprise "Ok, would people stop drinking the breast milk?",disgust You won't even taste it?,neutral No!,disgust Not even if you just pretend that it's milk?,neutral Not even if Carol's breast had a picture of a missing child on it.,disgust Aww!,surprise That’s funny.,joy "Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new……old sheet?",disgust Oh sure! Noo!,non-neutral Ohh!!,surprise My apothecary table!!!,surprise What?!,surprise Noooooo!!,non-neutral "Ross, where did you get this?!",surprise I got it at,neutral "Oh my God, Phoebe,",non-neutral "Wow! Oh my God, well if they’ve ripped off our table ours must be much more than one and fifty dollars!",non-neutral Oh yes.,neutral Well this doesn’t even smell like opium.,disgust "Of course not, it smells like wine, which you spilled! And thanks for wrecking my sheet by the way.",anger "Oh Ross, calm down, I’ll give you the 80 cents.",non-neutral How is she?,non-neutral "It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.",neutral How's the hair?,neutral "I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good.",sadness "I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.",neutral Can we see her?,neutral "Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.",sadness Yeah.,non-neutral How're you doing?,non-neutral Of course the packaging does appeal to grown-ups and kids alike.,neutral "Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it.",non-neutral That would be no.,disgust Come on. It doesn't taste bad.,neutral "Yeah, it's kinda sweet, sorta like, uh...",non-neutral Cantaloupe juice.,non-neutral Exactly.,non-neutral You've tasted it? You've tasted it.,surprise Uh huh.,neutral "Oh, you've tasted it.",non-neutral "You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.",neutral Gimme the bottle. Gimme the towel.,non-neutral I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.,non-neutral "Y’know, if they knew what they were doing they probably didn’t give you real names either.",neutral "Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they don’t give out fake names.",non-neutral "Oh yeah? Hi, Ken Adams, nice to meet you.",neutral Regina Philange.,neutral "I still don’t get it, we didn’t do anything wrong.",surprise "I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.",non-neutral I thought you said those jokes were funny. Joke! Joke! Joke!,surprise Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah!,non-neutral Well maybe it was all of your questions.,non-neutral What about my questions?,non-neutral "No, I’m sorry. It’s just my foot itches like crazy.",neutral "Oh, I’ll get it.",neutral Wow! I usually get to know a girl a little better before I let her spoon me.,surprise "Relax, it’s not like we’re forking.",non-neutral "Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper’s a little faded, that’s okay. Carpet’s a little loose. Hardwood floors!!",joy Hey!,non-neutral Hello.,neutral Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It’s so beautiful.,joy I know!!!,joy "So, I’m here, ready to play.",joy Okay.,neutral "I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha.",joy What’s this?,surprise "That’s a dog, every house should have a dog.",joy Not one that can pee on the roof.,surprise "Well, maybe it’s so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.",non-neutral And is this in case the house sneezes?,surprise "No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic.",neutral I don’t want a ghost.,fear "Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.",neutral "Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.",surprise "Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.",neutral Hey!,surprise Hello.,neutral I need to talk to you!,non-neutral "Sure, what’s up?",neutral "All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.",non-neutral "Please, I'm not going for anything.",disgust "Well, if you don't, I will.",non-neutral Would you please go?,non-neutral I would!,non-neutral "Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!",joy Uh-huh.,neutral "Watch, watch.",non-neutral Ooohhhh!!,surprise "And, and!",non-neutral Ahhhh!!,surprise "Hey, my Father’s house does that!",surprise "O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything.",neutral "Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing like a cool, crisp New York evening.",neutral Hmm.,neutral "Of course, I didn’t get to enjoy any of that, because Joanna’s such a",disgust Okay. It’s Emma.,neutral Emma! See? I don’t want it.,non-neutral Take it.,neutral What?,neutral It’s clearly an Emma.,neutral "Oh honey, but you love that name.",non-neutral "Yeah, but I love you more.",joy "Besides y’know, nothing goes with Bing.",neutral So I’m screwed.,non-neutral "I mean… Oh, hi Emma.",neutral "Yeah, that’s you.",neutral You’re our little Em.,joy Oh what’s that honey?,surprise What?,surprise "Oh, you want a little cousin?",surprise You want a cousin right now?,non-neutral !,non-neutral "Oh-oh, I'm a duck! I go, ""Quack, quack!"" I’m happy all the time!",joy Nice try.,non-neutral "Wait, wait, wait!",non-neutral "Look, Monica",neutral Look!,surprise This is not going to work.,non-neutral I bet this will work!,joy You are so great! I love you!,joy What?,surprise "Nothing! I said, I said ""You're so great"" and then I just, I just stopped talking!",non-neutral You said you loved me! I can't believe this!,surprise No I didn't!,non-neutral "Yes, you did!",non-neutral No I didn't!,non-neutral You love me!,joy No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!,anger Hello Greg?,neutral "Hi, this is Monica from the plane?",neutral "Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5… That is their old number!",anger Jenny’s been giving it out since they moved!,anger Jenny! That is so Jenny!,non-neutral "Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together?",neutral Say next Saturday?,neutral "Okay, how about Sunday?",neutral "Okay umm, the week after that?",non-neutral The week after that?,non-neutral Y’know what Greg?,anger Y’know what?,anger "We are good, interesting, funny people with",non-neutral Hey Chandler! Y’know that girl you went to college with who-who became a movie director?,neutral "Oh yeah, Dana Keystone. She was in my Movement class.",neutral What’s a Movement class?,neutral It’s Chandler’s way of pretending he didn’t take mime.,neutral "Oh well listen, anyway she’s directing the new Al Pacino movie. You gotta get me an audition!",joy "Oh, I don’t know man. I haven’t talked to her in like ten years.",neutral I am.,neutral "Joey, what are you talking about? You’re a terrific actor.",neutral You really think so?,surprise "Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!",surprise Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the,surprise "Oh, okay, I'm having another one!",non-neutral "This one doesn't hurt either—Ooh, yes it does!",surprise Ow!,non-neutral Ow!,non-neutral Ow!,non-neutral Ow!,non-neutral Ooh!,surprise "Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.",non-neutral "Hey, where are Monica and Rachel anyway?",neutral "All right. Hey, but it better make me look really, really good. Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Nice!!",non-neutral "Yeah, I love you. Okay, bye! Hi!",joy Hi!,joy "That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!",fear "Oh, honey, don’t worry. She's gonna make it on time.",neutral Yeah.,neutral I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.,neutral But sadly I could not be enticed.,non-neutral Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?!,disgust I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.,non-neutral "Well, I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not.",non-neutral Eh?,neutral "All right, now, I'm going to get back to my bucket.",neutral "I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs.",neutral "I couldn't find anything at Joey--Hey-hey, oh hey!",non-neutral "Ohh, okay, they gave you the old time pricing.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Well, what period is it from?",neutral "Uh, it’s from yore. Like the days of yore. Y’know?",neutral "Yes, yes I do.",neutral "God, oh it’s just perfect!",joy Wow!,joy I bet it has a great story behind it too.,joy Did they tell you anything?,neutral Like y’know where it was from or,neutral "Yes! That I know, this is from White Plains.",joy "White Plains. Oh, it sounds like such a magical place.",joy "So, you still don’t think I’m boyfriend material?",non-neutral Huh?,neutral I saw you checking me out during the game last night.,neutral "I, umm, shut up!",anger “Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. I’ll miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk.” You just wrote this!,non-neutral "Well, it’s pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?",neutral Noooo!!,non-neutral "All right, hang on!",neutral "Rachel, it’s going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.",neutral But I,non-neutral "No-no, wait!",neutral "Just let me finish, okay?",non-neutral "This isn’t something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want.",neutral And it,neutral It is? Really?,surprise "Yeah, sweetie.",neutral "I mean we’re not, we’re not gonna live together anymore?",sadness No.,sadness What? Oh my God! I’m gonna miss you so much!,sadness I’m gonna miss you!,sadness I mean it’s the end of an era!,sadness I know!,sadness Why do all you’re coffee mugs have numbers on the bottom?,surprise "Oh. That’s so Monica can keep track. That way if one on them is missing, she can be like, ‘Where’s number 27?!’",non-neutral Y'know what?,neutral It didn’t.,neutral "Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what I’ve got with Alice.",joy "Now, wh-what, what is that like?",surprise "It’s so cool man, it’s so, it’s just ‘cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.",joy "Yeah, yeah.",neutral Why can’t I find that?,non-neutral "Don’t ask me, I had it and I blew it!",anger "Well, I want it!",non-neutral You can have it!,non-neutral "I don’t know, maybe I can’t. I mean, maybe there’s something wrong with me.",non-neutral "Oh, no! No!",non-neutral It’s out there man! I’ve seen it! I got it!!,joy Then you hold on to it!!,non-neutral "All right, man!!",joy "All right, congratulations you lucky bastard!",joy "Come on, Lydia, you can do it.",neutral Push!,joy "Push 'em out, push 'em out, harder, harder.",joy "Push 'em out, push 'em out, way out!",joy "Let's get that ball and really move, hey, hey, ho, ho.",joy "Let's— I was just—yeah, right.",joy Push!,joy Push!,joy Okay.,neutral "Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?",neutral "Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.",non-neutral "Okay, go left. Left! Left!",surprise "Okay, y'know what? There is no more left, left!",anger "Oh okay, lift it straight up over your head!",non-neutral Straight up over your head!,non-neutral You can do it!,joy You can do it!,joy Okay.,neutral You got it?,neutral "Oh, okay, I get it.",neutral "No wait, look. Look! I'm sorry, it's just I've never even",fear Howard's the,neutral "Yes but too me he's just, man.",neutral "Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building.",non-neutral "Ugh, can you believe that guy!",disgust Yeah. I really like his glasses.,neutral Ohh!,surprise What?,neutral It kicked! I think the baby kicked!,surprise Oh my God!,surprise "Oh no wait, oh no, the elastic on my underwear busted.",neutral Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!,fear "Oh wait, Joey, you can’t go like that! You stink!",disgust "Look, I know I feel asleep before I could shower and now I don’t have time!",non-neutral "They’re just ten blocks away, if I run, I can make it.",neutral You’re coming on to the entire room! I’m Chandler.,non-neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral You mind if I,neutral "No, please.",neutral "So uh, what are you in for?",neutral I talk in my sleep.,neutral "What a coincidence, I listen in my sleep.",neutral So why don’t you give me your number?,neutral Previously on Friends.,neutral I don’t know exactly. It’s-it’s sorta like wrestling.,neutral Oh?!,surprise "Yeah, but without the costumes.",neutral Oh.,neutral "And it’s not fake, it’s totally brutal.",neutral "Yeah, it’s two guys in a ring, and the rules are: “They’re",neutral "So you can like, bite, and pull people’s hair and stuff?",surprise "Yeah, anything goes, except ah, eye gouging and fish hooking.",neutral What’s fish hooking?,surprise "Huh, what’s fish hooking... Thanks man, that would have been really hard to describe. What is that taste?",neutral "What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.",non-neutral "Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.",non-neutral "Well, that makes me feel so good.",joy It was just so awkward and bumpy.,neutral Bumpy?,surprise "Well, maybe he had some kind of uh, new, cool style, that you're not familiar with.",neutral And uh maybe you have to get used to it.,neutral "Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?",non-neutral Coming through! Oh! Coming through! Oh! Hello! Hi! No! Right! Coming through!,non-neutral "Oh well, it’s not so bad.",neutral "Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms.",sadness Oh!,surprise My God!,surprise "Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?",neutral Excuse me?,surprise Joey! He’s working! You would look,non-neutral "Oh, how bad is it?",non-neutral "Oh, it’s bad. It’s really bad. The only thing in there that isn’t burned is an ass. Which I do",sadness How’s your room Rach?,neutral Everything’s ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater.,sadness Isn’t that mine?,neutral Fine! I’m sorry for your loss!,non-neutral "So uh, you’re not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?",neutral "Wow! Oh-okay, look pal, I am",non-neutral "Yes, they can stay with us.",neutral Have you figured out what started the fire Mr. Fireman?,neutral There’s just so much pressure.,non-neutral "I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different.",neutral I don’t know if you’d understand.,neutral "Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.",neutral "Well Phoebe, we gotta do something!",non-neutral "Well, y’know.",neutral I mean there’s no way Joey’s gonna make it in time.,fear So I’m gonna go through the hotel and see if there’s any other weddings going on.,neutral Okay. Oh but don’t tell them Monica’s pregnant because they frown on that.,neutral Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral "What’s all this about you guys fighting?! Is this really over a room?! I mean, that is so silly!",non-neutral "Ross, we can handle this.",neutral "Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly.",sadness "I mean, enough of the silliness!",anger "Well, why don’t you tell her to stop being silly!",anger Okay-okay!,non-neutral "Two very good points, look I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together.",non-neutral Do you really want to throw that all away over a room?,non-neutral That is so silly.,non-neutral "Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?",neutral "Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.",neutral Love is the best medicine.,joy That’s laughter.,non-neutral Why do you do it?,neutral I don’t know.,neutral "Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?",neutral "Yeah, I do.",neutral "And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, don’t ya?",neutral Yes.,neutral Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!,joy Oh.,neutral "But I don't. Me, Phoebe.",neutral "Well, I'm not I'm not at all surprised they feel that way.",neutral "You're not? See, that's why you're so great!",surprise "Actually it's, it's quite, y'know, typical behaviour when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic.",neutral "Y'know, this kind of co-dependant, emotionally stunted, sitting in your stupid coffee house with your stupid big cups which, I'm sorry, might as well have nipples on them, and you're like all 'Oh, define me!",non-neutral Define me!,non-neutral "Love me, I need love!",non-neutral '.,neutral Have you really done this before?,surprise Yeah!,joy Yeah!,joy Yeah!,joy "You just take a big, big swing.",neutral "Now, don’t hold back.",neutral and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.),neutral Hey!,joy Hey-hey-hey!,joy What are you doing?,neutral We’re just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.,joy "Oh, all right.",neutral "Yeah! Sure! Yep! Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.",joy Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a bad neighborhood.,non-neutral Okay!,joy All right.,neutral Bye!,neutral Bye!,neutral Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day!,non-neutral "Hey, Joey, could you pass the cheese?",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey.",neutral "Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname.",neutral "Hey, dragon! Here’s your tips from Monday and Tuesday.",neutral There’s like-there’s like 300 bucks in this one!,surprise "Yeah, people get pretty generous around the holidays. And it never hurts to wear tight trousers.",neutral Okay.,neutral Could the waiters gather around to hear tonight’s specials?,neutral "Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bag—Why is nobody writing these down?",non-neutral Because we can remember them.,neutral Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?,non-neutral Hey. When you guys were kids and you played,neutral I was always Joanne.,neutral "Question. Was ah, ‘Egg the Gellers!’ the war cry of your neighbourhood?",neutral Ewww! Oh! It’s the Mattress King!,disgust Booo!!,non-neutral Don’t look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!,disgust "Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.",joy What a wank!,anger "Oh, I cannot believe he’s using our divorce to sell mattresses.",anger I know!,non-neutral "And four ninety-nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.",non-neutral And I’m appalled for you by the way.,non-neutral "You had to do it, didn’t you? You couldn’t just leave it alone.",non-neutral Four percent. Okay. I tip more than that when there’s a bug in my food.,disgust "Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.",anger "Yeah, I’m gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.",disgust "Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?",neutral "I’m, I’m freaking out!",fear Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldn’t have!,fear "All right, I haven’t lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something.",neutral Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?,neutral Um. yeah.,neutral I am,neutral "All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay.",neutral "So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.",neutral "Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn’t work.",non-neutral "Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that’s why you have got to be the bigger man here.",neutral "Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn’t make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say ‘Like me!",non-neutral Like me tiny doctor!’,non-neutral "Okay, well can’t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?",non-neutral "Rachel one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You gotta face it, okay we’re never gonna get along.",non-neutral "Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay.",anger "Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I don’t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!",non-neutral !,anger "Okay, okay, okay. I’ll get the bagels.",neutral "Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff right after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear?",neutral "All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then.",neutral "Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay.",neutral Really? A purse?,surprise It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.,non-neutral It looks like a women's purse.,neutral "No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring catalog. Look. See look,",neutral "See look,",neutral Exactly! Unisex!,neutral Maybe you need sex.,neutral No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex.,non-neutral "Well, I ain't gonna say no to that.",neutral "So, um, have you told your parents?",neutral "No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .",neutral Here you go.,neutral "You know what, I just have one more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you think that I would have been the one who.",neutral .,neutral .,neutral "no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't think either answer would make me feel better.",non-neutral I love you Phoebe.,joy So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.,surprise Hey!,joy Hi.,neutral "I just came over to drop off…nothing. So that weekend kinda sucked, huh?",neutral "Yeah, it did.",non-neutral "So, I guess this is over.",sadness What?,neutral "Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime.",sadness "Why, exactly?",non-neutral "Because of the weekend, we had a fight.",sadness Chandler that's crazy!,surprise If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh!,anger "So, this isn't over?",neutral You are so cute!,joy No.,non-neutral "No, it was a fight.",neutral You deal with it and move on!,non-neutral It's nothing to freak out about.,neutral Really? Okay. Great!,joy "Ohh, welcome to an adult relationship!",joy We're in a relationship?,surprise I'm afraid so.,neutral Okay.,neutral Hi!,joy So you like the short hair better.,neutral What? Yeti—I mean Danny?,neutral Can I tell you a little secret?,neutral Yeah!,joy I want to keep one.,neutral "Ohh, I'm gonna be on the news!",joy "Oh, please.",neutral What? Honey.,neutral "Oh, I am, my side still hurts from when you crashed into me yesterday.",neutral "Oh God, I’m so sorry.",sadness I know.,neutral Ow!!,non-neutral Oh God!,surprise "Hey, you guys! Guess what?",non-neutral Got a job on a river boat?,neutral "Y'know what I didn’t wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You’re not my girlfriend anymore so...",non-neutral "Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.",neutral Right.,neutral "Now that you’re on you’re own, you’re free to look as stupid as you like.",non-neutral You like it right?,neutral Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross! Ross! I’m kidding!,neutral "Yeah, come here!",neutral What-what was it you were gonna tell us?,neutral Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!,neutral "Okay, good bye!",anger Hey I got one! I got one!,joy Hi!,joy Hi.,neutral "Oh uh, up or down?",neutral Oh down please. I-I hate to be a ball buster can I just do it?,non-neutral Could you press up too please?,neutral Sure! I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too.,sadness Oh yeah? How’d yours happen?,neutral "Well, it’s a long story.",neutral It’s kind of embarrassing.,neutral Let’s just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual.,non-neutral How about you?,neutral Car accident.,sadness Oh.,neutral "Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasn’t paying attention?",non-neutral "Yeah. Me. Oh hey, that’s me. Hey uh, I take it you’re just visiting someone.",neutral "Uh-huh, yeah.",neutral "Well umm, if you have sometime y’know and maybe you might want to visit someone else",neutral Oh yeah! I-I would like that.,joy I’m in the middle,neutral Wait! What?! No!! Elevator!! No!,anger "Uh, you gotta press the button.",neutral "Oh we did, and you still have all your lamps.",neutral "Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.",surprise "Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.",neutral Oh my god.,surprise What?,surprise There's something new in the bowl.,surprise "Look, we have enough, just walk away.",non-neutral "No, but I want...I want the pinecones!",joy There's a forest right outside.,neutral It's not the same.,neutral "Ok, go quick!",non-neutral Thank you for a delightful stay.,joy "Oh, my maple candy!",joy "Oh my God, what happened?",surprise "Oh. God, crazy Chandler. He spun me...off...the...bed!",non-neutral Wow! Spinning that sounds like fun.,joy "Oh, I wish. No, you know he was just trying Ross's Hug and Roll thing.",non-neutral Ross's what?,surprise "You know what, where he hugs you and kinda rolls you away and... Oh... my....God.",disgust "Whoops. Oh, hey, do you need help with that?",neutral "Yes!! Yes! Yes! Yes!! That’s my Dad, that’s Frank! Yeah! I’m sorry I’m getting all flingy.",surprise "Take it easy--if you want, there’s cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! I can make sangria!",joy "No-no, sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.",neutral Oh.,neutral "Well, so, umm, anyway umm, I’ve been, I’ve been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?",neutral "Oh no, I-I’m sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.",sadness "Oh, okay. Well, so tell me everything about my parents. Everything.",neutral "Ohh, well. Y'know we were always together, in fact the had a nickname for the three of us.",neutral "Oh, what? What was it?",surprise The three losers.,non-neutral "Oh, poor Lily.",sadness "Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.",sadness "Yeah, no, it was great.",non-neutral "Well, alright, we already tried feeding her, changing her, burping her, oh try this one!",sadness Go back in time and listen to Phoebe!,anger "Alright here’s something, it says to try holding the baby close to your body and then swing her rapidly from side to side.",neutral Ok.,neutral It worked!,surprise Oh oh no just stopped to throw up a little bit.,non-neutral "Oh come on, what am I gonna do, its been hours and it won’t stop crying.",non-neutral "Umm, she Rach, not it, she.",neutral "Yeah, I’m not so sure.",neutral "Oh my god, I am losing my mind.",non-neutral "Yeah, no kidding, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!",non-neutral "Well, you’re not.",neutral "Oh, it’s so easy for you I mean, you’re not married, you get to have sex with who ever you want!",disgust "Yeah I can! And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha!",joy "Monica. You’ve, you’ve done it right?",surprise "Of course I have! What do you think, I’m some 30 year old virgin?",anger Oh my God! You’re a 30 year old virgin!,surprise "Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!",disgust "It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities.",anger "I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy.",neutral "I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right?",neutral "He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with.",neutral "Y’know, give him my flower.",neutral "Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, you’ve waited",surprise Y’know what? You are right?!,surprise Yes!!,joy I mean sex does not have to be a big deal!,non-neutral There shouldn’t be all this rules and restrictions!,non-neutral "Y’know, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever",neutral Rachel! I’m never gonna think it’s okay for you to cheat on your husband!,non-neutral Oh what do you know? Virgin!,non-neutral "Push, push!",neutral We're here!,non-neutral Where have you been?,neutral "Long story, honey.",neutral "All right, Carol, I need you to keep pushing. I need— Excuse me, could I have this?",neutral C'mon up.,neutral Behind my brother's back? ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.,non-neutral "So, I hear, you hate me!",anger "I, ah, I never said hate, I was very careful about that.",neutral A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me.,non-neutral And you got a 'hate' from that?! Your taking a big leap there...,non-neutral "All right, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, we've got to do something about our little situation here Joey.",anger "So, this is my idea: you and me spending some quality time together.",neutral But what does that gonna do...,non-neutral For Chandler!,non-neutral "Guess what, I got an audition!",joy "Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud.",joy I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?,neutral You bet! What’s the part?,joy "Oh it’s great, it’s a role on",joy "Hi! Hi! Hi. Has umm, anyone seen Chandler?",neutral I thought he was with you.,neutral "He-he was with me umm, we’re playing a little game, y’know? Hide and seek.",neutral "You can’t ask us son, that’s cheating.",neutral "You’re right, thanks for keeping me honest dad.",neutral "Well, he better not come by here. He can’t see the bride in the wedding dress.",neutral "As I recall when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.",non-neutral "But that was after the wedding, it’s not bad luck then.",neutral "Honey, it isn’t good luck.",neutral Oh my God! Monica!,surprise "I know! Hey, how’s Chandler doin’?",neutral Great. He’s doing great. Don’t you worry about Chandler.,neutral Are you okay?,neutral Uh-huh.,neutral Yeah baby!,joy "I’m really glad you guys are okay but, I just keep thinking what would happen if-if you two actually had hooked up.",neutral "So, we did okay at the strip club, right?",neutral "Oh yeah, that was great. Thanks to you, the hottest cocktail waitress there is quitting to teach the third grade!",non-neutral I can’t believe it! He still hasn’t called.,non-neutral "Who, Josh?",surprise It’s Joshua.,non-neutral "What, he doesn’t like Josh?",surprise "No, I don’t.",disgust "All right, well I’m gonna put my sweats back on.",neutral Oh no!,surprise Wait!,fear Wait!,surprise "Okay, y’know what, you were right, you were right.",non-neutral "We really weren’t great at being guys, but you know why?",non-neutral Because we’re girls.,neutral "Phoebe, his music could not",neutral "Thank you, thanks.",joy "Yeah, I lost it.",non-neutral "Y’know, I’m not gonna play anymore, would you, can you finish my set?",neutral "After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.",surprise "Yeah, like I could",neutral What?,surprise I played bad on purpose guys.,non-neutral "Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.",surprise "Yeah—no, just that last song.",neutral "Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.",neutral "Oh yeah, who’s playing?",neutral The players.,neutral Somebody seems to be missing being the hostess.,neutral "Please, it’s a relief is what it is, is what it is.",neutral "All right Pheebs, stick out your plate!",neutral Oh.,neutral Anything?,neutral "No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasn’t heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandler’s parents again!",non-neutral You told them he was missing?,non-neutral "No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think I’m interested in them.",neutral Whose is it?,neutral I don’t want to say.,neutral "Oh, come on! I don’t care! Come on! Whose is it?",non-neutral Diane Keaton.,neutral Phoebe! Come on! Let’s go! Come on! Why aren’t you dressed yet?!,anger "I’m sorry, but I just wrote the best dance song for your wedding. Check this out.",neutral "No, Phoebe, I’ll tell you what, if you get ready now I’ll let you play it at the wedding.",neutral Really?!,surprise Oh that’s so exciting!,joy Thank you!,joy Thanks Mon!,joy "Oh but Mon, if you touch my guitar again I’ll have to pound on you for a little bit.",anger "Fair enough, now go get ready!",neutral Okay.,neutral "I’ll get everybody else , finally we can start celebrating my— I’m sorry, uh apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.",neutral "My best shoes, so good to me.",joy I wear them everyday.,joy "Down at the heel, holes in the toes.",joy Don’t care what people say.,non-neutral "My feet’s best friends, pals to the end.",joy With them I’m one hot chicky.,joy "Though late one night, not much light, I....",neutral I stepped in something icky.,non-neutral "Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, always make me smile. Sticky shoes, sticky shoes, next time I’ll.... avoid the..... pillleeeee.",joy "God, it’s gonna so weird like when I come home and you’re not here.",sadness Y’know?,neutral No more Joey and Chan’s.,sadness No more J and C’s.,sadness """You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler’s?""",neutral """Can’t, its not there.""",neutral "Look, I’m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.",neutral Yeah but we won’t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.,sadness Not once did we do that.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hey!,neutral Hi.,neutral "So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.",neutral "Oh yeah? Well, how’d she take it?",neutral "Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didn’t cry. She wasn’t angry or sad.",neutral Uh-huh.,neutral I’m not going to do that.,neutral "Okay, if you need the vacuum, it’s in my closet on the left-hand side. Ah, the garbage bags are next to the refrigerator",neutral "Okay, okay, but Rachel’s gonna be here too, can’t I just ask her this stuff?",neutral "Yeah, okay, give that a try!",neutral All right! Let’s do it!,joy Woo-hoo!!,joy "Yeah, cheerie-o!",joy London baby!,joy Hi!,joy Hi!,joy Monica? What time is it?,neutral "Uhh, 9.",neutral But it's dark out.,neutral "Well that's because you always sleep to noon, silly! This is what 9 looks like.",neutral I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise.,neutral I'm,neutral "I know, me too.",neutral Hey!,joy Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend?,non-neutral Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time.,joy All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.,non-neutral "Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.",neutral "Ohh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey!",joy "Okay, y'know your not though. Let's go.",neutral Wait! What about Joey?,neutral "Oh umm, there’s also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. What is that?",neutral Sounds like two people are really enjoying the Dewey decimal system.,neutral I’m so sorry!,non-neutral Sorry!,non-neutral You didn’t bring,neutral Hey!,joy Hi!,joy "Oh you know uh Kash, really liked you the other day. He said he thought you were charming.",neutral Okay I-I just have to stop by my place first.,neutral "To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, you’re",disgust "No-no, I-I have to see if this apartment became available.",neutral "Oh, you’re switching apartments?",surprise "It’s not for me, it’s for Rachel.",neutral But Rachel has an apartment.,neutral "Yeah, but when the baby comes she’s gonna want to move.",neutral She is?,surprise "Yeah, you didn’t expect her to live there with a baby did you?",surprise I guess I didn’t really think about it.,neutral Ezel! Hey Gunther! You’re an ezel!,non-neutral Damnit!,anger Look what I got! Look what I got! Look what I got! Can you believe they make these for little people?,surprise Little village people.,neutral "Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite.",joy "Oh, that is so sweet!",joy I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!,joy "Huh. Except, Phoebe’s not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.",neutral Because she’s not gonna get to keep the babies.,sadness Oh my God! We are throwing the most depressing baby shower ever!,sadness Wait a minute!,surprise "Unless, we give her all gifts she can use after she’s done being pregnant.",joy "Like-like umm, regular coffee, Tequila.",neutral "Oh, and somebody can get those leather pants she’s always wanted!",joy "Oh, she’s gonna love that!",joy Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?,neutral "Yes your honor, and here are, are forms, all filled out.",neutral So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.,neutral "Fine, I’m mentally unstable.",anger And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.,neutral What?!,surprise "Uh yes, heroin and crack.",neutral Crack isn’t even an intravenous drug!,anger "Well, you would know.",neutral Now it also says here that you lied about your sexual preference before marriage?,neutral "Oh, come on!",non-neutral "Ross, please, I found the magazines!",non-neutral No!,non-neutral Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked.,neutral "I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.",neutral Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?,non-neutral "I know, I lied! I didn’t want her to think I was a terrible mother! I can’t even see my own baby!",sadness "Oh sure, come here! Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, it’s-it’s-it’s, it’s right there .",neutral "Oh. Oh, it’s beautiful. I see it now.",joy Do you really?,neutral "No, I don’t see it!",anger "Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?",joy Yeah.,neutral Sweetie that’s it.,joy "That’s it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.",joy You’re welcome.,neutral Wow! I can’t believe that’s our baby.,surprise "Yeah, that’s our baby.",joy Gin.,neutral "We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.",joy Will you stop!,non-neutral Okay. All right.,neutral "Okay, all right, I think you’re great, I think you’re sweet, and you’re smart, and I love you.",joy But you will always be the guy who peed on me.,disgust Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!,joy "Hey, check me out, I’m a slut!",joy "So you uh, want to do something tonight?",neutral Oh I can’t. Dr. Roger is coming over again.,neutral Oh.,neutral Oh right!,surprise Right!,surprise "Because you’re still seeing him and uh, he’s a good guy.",sadness "I mean, I remember a time when",sadness Are you okay?,neutral "Yeah! Totally! Totally, and you?",joy "Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was",joy I bet he can.,neutral "Y’know, I don’t have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. Are you sure you’re okay?",neutral "Oh yeah! Yeah! Don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine!",non-neutral You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.,neutral "Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.",neutral "Whoa, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.",non-neutral "Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?",non-neutral "Oh, Chandler, look. You and Monica are meant to have children. I am sure it's gonna be just fine.",neutral "oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks.",non-neutral I can't believe I didn't even think of that.,surprise I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...,non-neutral "What, you can do it in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, but you can't do it at a doctor's office?",non-neutral "It was a ""Wendy's!! """,non-neutral "...and then Zana, just let one rip!!",surprise "Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, ‘cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else?",disgust "Like you, I don’t even know where you work?",surprise Yeah.,neutral "Yeah. Well, I think our second fight is going to be a",non-neutral Hey.,neutral Hey!,neutral "So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.",anger "Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, but now I think I’ll show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.",neutral "Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke.",non-neutral "Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there?",non-neutral Yeah!,non-neutral "Well, I’m not going to go now anyway .",neutral Okay .,neutral Here you go.,neutral "Ah, Gunther, I can’t pay for this right now because I’m not working, so I’ve had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin’ for stuff.",neutral "Well, if you want, you can work here.",neutral "Uh, I don’t know.",neutral "Ya see, it’s just, see I was a regular on a soap opera y’know?",neutral "And to go from that to this, I just… Plus, I’d have to wait on all my friends.",sadness "Okay, but the money’s good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want.",neutral What?!,surprise Flexible hours.,neutral Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone?,neutral I have no name.,neutral "All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?",neutral "Okay uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me, Clint.",neutral No way are you cool enough to pull of Clint.,disgust "Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?",surprise "Umm, Gene.",neutral It’s Clint. It’s Clint!,anger "See you later, Gene.",neutral "Bye, Gene.",neutral It’s Clint!,anger What’s up with Gene?,non-neutral Welcome to Las Vegas.,neutral Thank you! Enjoy your flight?,joy "Yes, I did. Thank you very much, it was excellent.",joy Hope you had a nice flight.,neutral "Ohh, it was the best!",joy "Oh, Larry.",neutral "Umm, do health inspectors work on commission?",neutral "No, bribes.",neutral It's okay to laugh right?,non-neutral Come on Joey!!!,non-neutral "Rach, I told you everything I knew last night!",non-neutral "Look, it's not that big of a deal, so Monica and Chandler are doing it.",neutral I can't believe you would say that!,non-neutral Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love.,neutral No! I mean come on! This is a,non-neutral I don't know.,neutral Is he romantic with her?,non-neutral I don't know.,neutral Are they in love?,non-neutral I don't know.,neutral You don't know anything.,anger "Ohh, I know one thing!",non-neutral What?,non-neutral They did it right there on the couch.,non-neutral "Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour, and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.",non-neutral "I mean, that guy with the toe thing?",non-neutral Who's he sleeping with?,neutral "Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...",neutral "I know we both said some things we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.",neutral "Y'know, I feel like I've lost her.. Ba-!",non-neutral "So you see, Molly, what people don't understand is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work.",neutral So where did you study?,neutral "Oh, I didn't go to college.",neutral "No, where did you study acting?",neutral Molly ... people don't study acting ...,neutral "Molly, ah, do you mind giving us just a minute?",neutral "Sure, I'll go check on Emma.",neutral Thanx.,neutral Will the stable boy never get the princess??,sadness "What do you think you're gonna do, have sex with her right here on my couch?",disgust No ... the leather sticks to my ass.,non-neutral "You know, this isn't fair.",anger What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off?,anger Huh?,non-neutral "Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real?",anger "Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok?",non-neutral I didn't think I could ever love again.,sadness Come on! Joe!,non-neutral Ok,neutral "Hi, is Molly here?",neutral "Yeah, come on in. Molly?",neutral "Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha . I'll see you tomorrow.",neutral "Ok ... Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.",neutral "It's like my favorite fairy tale come true! The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian!",joy "And what’s cool is, the character is from Naples, right?",non-neutral Yeah.,neutral My whole family’s from Naples!,non-neutral "Oh that’s great! Okay, well I’ve heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie",surprise "Joey, this is the awkward part.",non-neutral Oh!,surprise Hey right!,surprise Not a problem.,neutral I totally understand.,neutral You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos.,non-neutral Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide.,non-neutral "So there you go, that’s me.",neutral One hundred percent natural!,joy "I tell ya, that has never happened before.",non-neutral This room’s available.,neutral Okay!,joy Okay wait!,non-neutral You listen to me!,anger You listen to me!,anger "Since I have been waiting four women, that’s four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies!",non-neutral I’m next!,anger It’s my turn!,anger It’s only fair!,anger And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me I’m going to sue you!,anger "Not this hospital, I’m going to sue you!",anger And my husband he’s a lawyer!,non-neutral Uh Rach,neutral Go get back on that case honey!,anger I don’t think the next patient is very far along.,neutral "Okay, well then bring her in.",neutral OH….MY….GAWD!!!,surprise "Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy , and that guy . And that one—Dude! They’re all huge!",fear They don’t look any bigger than me!,non-neutral "Well, maybe that’s because you’re closer to you. So you look bigger to you from where you are.",non-neutral I’m just going to say hi to the lads. All right?,neutral All right.,neutral Okay.,neutral Hi.,neutral Whoa! I kinda liked it.,joy "Okay, I know what I have to do. I’ve got to go Red Ross. Y’know, Red Ross!",non-neutral I totally don’t know what you’re talking about.,non-neutral Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for,non-neutral Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.,non-neutral "No, Pheebs, listen, if you decide to do this, we’ll be supportive like crazy.",neutral Yeah.,neutral We just want you to think it through.,neutral "Yeah, honey, maybe you can talk to somebody who’s had a baby. Like your mom?",neutral My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did.,neutral "Umm, thank you for meeting with me.",neutral Thank you. All right.,neutral "Come, sit.",neutral Sit.,neutral Sit!,anger "Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.",neutral Lucky sixes....,neutral "Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.",neutral Hi!,neutral And Joey....,neutral Hi!,neutral And Ross.,neutral Hi!,neutral He doesn't speak much English.,neutral Look at that!,surprise "So, um... where did Paolo come from?",neutral "Oh... Italy, I think.",neutral "No, I mean tonight, in the building. Suddenly. Into our lives.",neutral "Well, the cat... the cat turned out to be Paolo's cat!",neutral "That, that is funny... .... and Rachel keeps touching him.",neutral Alright. I looked all over the building and I couldn't find the kitty anywhere.,neutral "Oh, I found him. He was Paolo's cat.",neutral Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.,non-neutral "Ah, Paolo, this is Phoebe.",neutral You betcha!,non-neutral "Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!",surprise "When Mom and Dad drove you to the hospital to get your nose fixed, I swam into the lake and fished it out.",neutral That cup is mine!,anger "No it’s not! You want it, you’re gonna have to win it!",anger "All right, so are we not having dinner at all?",non-neutral Why?,non-neutral Because I don't work at the Szechwan Dragon.,neutral Okay.,neutral "You really, really need to get some sleep, honey.",neutral I know I do.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral Guess what?,neutral What?,neutral They published my paper.,joy "Oh, really, let me see, let me see.",joy "Rach, look! Oh, hi! Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me. There he is.",non-neutral Oh my God.,surprise "You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.",neutral Oh.,neutral What?! You got us evicted!!,anger I told you not to go down there!,anger Well he made Rachel cry!,disgust Rachel always cries!,anger That’s not true!,anger "Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!",neutral "All right! I’ll try! But if I can’t, you can stay with Chandler and I until you get settled.",neutral Go!!,anger "All right, all right, all right.",neutral "I mean I’ll have to check with him first, but I’ll think he’ll be cool with it.",neutral "So, he’s just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn’t want anything in exchange for helping him?",non-neutral "Well, I assume I’ll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that’s true of any job.",neutral How ya feelin’?,neutral "Well, my apartment isn’t there anymore, because I drank it.",neutral Where’d you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.",neutral Woooo hoooo!!!,joy "Ow, no ‘woo-hooing,’ no ‘woo-hooing.’",non-neutral "Why, what happened?",surprise "Ah, I fooled around with Joey’s sister. Well, that’s not the worst part.",non-neutral What is the worse part?,neutral I can’t remember which sister.,non-neutral You see what men do! Don’t tell me men are not nice! This is men!!,anger What’s wrong with you?,non-neutral Nothing!,anger "Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since.",sadness "But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious.",neutral This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you—Go to the doctor!,surprise No way!,anger "‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!",non-neutral Why did I have to start working out again?,disgust Damn you 15s!,anger It’s a trifle.,neutral It’s got all of these layers.,neutral "First there’s a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, which I made from scratch.",neutral "[Joey and Ross make impressed faces] Then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sautéed with peas and onions, [Joey and Ross look like something’s wrong.]",non-neutral "then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then I just put some whipped cream on top!",neutral It tastes like feet!,disgust I like it.,joy Are you kidding?,surprise Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?,neutral "No, but he told me, he thinks your a fox.",neutral "Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!",joy "Oh, oh! It's on again!",joy "You guys, can we please not watch this all right.",disgust Shhhh!,anger "Folks, has this ever happened to you.",neutral "You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.",neutral "Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's got to be a better way!",non-neutral And there is Kevin.,neutral Can we please turn this off?,non-neutral "Noo way, Kevin.",non-neutral There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.,neutral Are you intrigued?,surprise You're flingin'-flangin' right I am!,joy "Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do.",non-neutral Go ahead.,neutral This works with any milk carton.,neutral "Wow, it is easy. Now, I can have milk everyday.",surprise "Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is gay.",neutral She is not… She’s gay. Oh my God. She is,non-neutral Good day for married people huh?,surprise I’m sorry your husband cheated on you.,sadness I’m sorry your wife is gay. I guess women aren’t that great either.,non-neutral Try telling my wife that.,non-neutral "Hey Ross, will you pass me that knife?",neutral I can't wait to be with you!,joy I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben.,neutral I'll just tell Rachel I'm gonna be doing laundry for a couple of hours.,neutral Laundry. Huh. Is that my new nickname?,non-neutral "Awww, y'know what your nickname is, Mr. Big",non-neutral Arghh!!,disgust I can’t believe I’m going to lose this job!,non-neutral Oh I’m so sorry man! Is there anything I can do?,sadness Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.,neutral "Hey Joey, I want to talk to you.",neutral Yeah?,neutral "Well, I don’t want to talk to you Wayne!",anger I hate you!,anger You ruined my life!,anger "Oh, Chandler, Wayne.",neutral "Wayne, Chandler.",neutral "Hi, how are ya?",neutral "Joey, Joey, I-I-I’ll g-get you your job back if you help me out.",neutral Why should I help you?!,non-neutral The reason he just said.,neutral What do you need?,neutral "I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, y’know Sarah?",neutral What?,surprise And I too am just a love machine.,neutral "Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.",neutral "Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out it’s a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man!",surprise "See ya Phoebe! Oh and hey, thanks for chipping in!",joy You chipped in?!,surprise "Yeah, uh-huh, a 100 dollars.",neutral Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!,surprise "Yeah, but they didn't ask me!",non-neutral Y'know?,non-neutral "This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger.",joy That's always fun to be.,joy "Yeah, but you're making me look bad!",anger No I'm not.,neutral No!,surprise If anything I'm making you look better!,non-neutral They'll see you talking to me and that's--I'm a hit!,joy "Oh hey, Pheebs!",joy Hey!,joy "Oh hey, Ross.",neutral "Umm, see, I was thinking maybe you two could switch apartments because Phoebe's more our kind of people.",fear Something to think about.,neutral "Yeah, okay, my bad.",non-neutral "Alright, alright, alright...",neutral Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.,neutral For what?,neutral Whaddya think? Today's the big day!,joy "Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.",disgust Thank you!,joy Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.,neutral He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!,non-neutral "C'mon, we're roommates! My eyes!! My eyes!!",disgust I warned you...,neutral Who is being loud?,anger "Oh, that would be Monica.",neutral "Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.",neutral "Oh, you got the whole night, huh?",surprise "Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutes until Ethan, so, y'know..",neutral "Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?",surprise "No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it.",neutral 'Kay?,neutral Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?,neutral "Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door?",neutral Sure.,neutral "Oh, um, Chandler?",neutral "Y'know, the-the old Monica would-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush...But I'm not gonna do that.",neutral "Hey Monica, it's Joey!",joy "Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!",joy "Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you!",neutral "Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh?",neutral Do you have a dressing room?,neutral Do you have a chair with your name on it?,neutral "Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on.",neutral "Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong!",neutral Uh-oh!,fear "I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!",neutral Sorry about that. Thanks for waitin'.,neutral "Everybody smile! Okay, thanks a lot! Enjoy your stay at",joy "Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!",surprise "Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.",non-neutral "Wow, you guys, this is big.",surprise Pants and a sweater?,non-neutral "Why, mom?",non-neutral Who am I gonna meet in a blackout?,non-neutral Power company guys?,non-neutral Eligible looters?,non-neutral Could we talk about this later?,non-neutral OK.,neutral Can I borrow the phone? I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma. What's my number?,neutral "Well, I never call",neutral What ‘cha doing?,neutral Having a swim.,neutral What about the chick?,neutral Chicks don’t swim.,neutral Are you sure?,neutral I don’t know. Should we try it?,neutral Sure.,neutral "See, I told you they don’t swim.",neutral Wait. Give him a minute.,neutral "Noo! Oh, it’s okay, it’s okay, baby, baby, baby.",fear "Me taking care of you is no problem, huh?",neutral You guys feel safe.,neutral Right?,neutral "Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, ""Yeah, I do!""",neutral "Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one.",neutral "Okay, I’m sorry.",sadness I didn’t mean to scare you.,sadness I just have to clean that up.,neutral Okay?,neutral "‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s.",neutral I broke it.,non-neutral All right.,neutral "Well, that’s just the way that goes.",neutral "Okay, good.",neutral Why are there only two of you?,non-neutral Where is Leslie?,non-neutral "Well, you can’t answer.",neutral Leslie?,neutral Where are you Leslie?,fear "Leslie, now would be a",non-neutral Hey!,joy Hey.,neutral "Hey, why are you mopping your ceiling?",non-neutral "Oh, there’s banana on it.",neutral You said she was bald.,non-neutral "Yeah, she was bald, she’s not now.",neutral How could you not tell me that she has hair?,surprise "I don’t know, I hardly ever say that about people.",neutral "Ohh, well, this is just perfect!",anger "Well I’m sorry, I thought you said it was okay.",non-neutral "Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got",non-neutral "Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Ross won’t like her personality.",non-neutral "Why, does she have a bad personality?",neutral "Oh no, Bonnie’s the best!",non-neutral Hey!,joy Hey.,neutral "Do you have a minute? I’d like to talk to you about something I’m, I’m really uncomfortable talking about.",fear "Sure. What? About uh, you showering with your mom?",non-neutral "I actually had a topic in mind! I’m, I’m kinda going through a dry spell, sex wise.",non-neutral "Whoa, for like months?",surprise "Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff y’know, sexually?",joy No!,surprise "Oooh, wrong answer.",neutral "Ow! My ass. Okay. Okay. Oh, shhh!",non-neutral No! No!! It’s me! It’s me! I-I didn’t want to make any noise!,non-neutral Then don't break in!!,non-neutral "Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.",non-neutral I have the lung capacity of a two year old.,neutral Then why are you smoking?,disgust Well it’s very unsettling.,non-neutral "Honey, I was wondering....",neutral Hmm?,neutral "Do you still have that, um, Navy uniform?",non-neutral "Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place.",non-neutral Hmm.,neutral I think I have an old band uniform from high school.,non-neutral "You remember not having sex in high school, right?",non-neutral Yeah.,sadness "Well honey, what about you?",neutral What?,neutral "I mean do you have any fun, you know, fantasy type things?",neutral No.,neutral Come on you gotta have one!,surprise Ugh!,disgust I don’t know Monica.,non-neutral It feels funny just being here.,non-neutral "I mean if you buy a bed from Janice’s ex-husband, that’s like betraying Chandler.",non-neutral Not at these prices.,non-neutral Hi. Y'know in England this car would be on the other side of the store. Woo!,joy "Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.",joy "Eh, Monica it, it feels so weird, y'know, Chandler’s your friend... Oh!",surprise Oh my God!,surprise "Aw, all right take this bed, you can make other friends.",non-neutral "You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.",joy "Good for you. Uh, quarters or rolls of quarters?",non-neutral "By the way, Chandler. I cut you out of all my pictures. So if you want, I have a bag with just your heads.",anger That's OK.,neutral "Oh, are you sure?",surprise Really?,surprise "Because you know, you could make little puppets out of them, and you could use them in your theater of cruelty.",anger We can't do that.,neutral What? What can't you do?,surprise She really said that?,surprise "Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part...",neutral "But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.",neutral 'Tonight' tonight?,surprise "Well, I think it's perfect.",joy "Y'know, it's just gonna be the two of us, she spent all day taking care of my monkey...",neutral I can't remember the last time I got a girl to take care of my monkey.,non-neutral "Anyway, I figured after work I'd go pick up a bottle of wine, go over there and, uh, try to woo her.",joy "Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.",disgust "Car's waiting downstairs, I just wanted to drop off these copies of my book for your friends. Anything you want from Lisbon?",neutral "No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.",neutral "Alright, well, be good, I love you.",joy You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.,anger "O-kay. Look, it, it was stupid.",sadness Really stupid.,anger Really stupid.,non-neutral And I don't even know how it happened.,non-neutral "I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again.",sadness Are we okay now?,fear Yeah. No. No...,anger "Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.",neutral "Shh. He did it. He told her off, and not just about the kiss, about everything.",neutral You're kidding.,surprise "No, no. He said ""When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?""",neutral Oh there it is.,neutral That’s not your regular dry cleaners.,neutral "I know, but that creep that I went on that date with goes to there so I have to find a new one.",disgust "I also have to find a new video store, a new bank, a new adult bookstore, a new grocery store",disgust What?!,surprise A new grocery store.,neutral The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and that’s what they gave me?,non-neutral When I get up there I’m going to kick some ass.,anger "Don’t worry Phoebe, you’re gonna meet someone. If I can meet a great guy, so can you.",neutral "Yeah, we both can. And we both will.",neutral "Oh, you didn’t have to come in with me.",neutral Are you kidding? This is where they get out stains! Okay? This is like,non-neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s… Wow!",surprise What?,surprise "I’m sorry, it’s just that you’re so incredibly beautiful.",surprise "Oh yeah well, I’m sorry about that too, but what are you going to do?",neutral "I hope you don’t think I’m crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?",non-neutral A little. Now you’re talking.,neutral Would you like to go out and have a cup of coffee?,neutral I-I-I’d love to. Let me just tell my friend.,joy "Ooh, an ink stain! Hey, can I watch how you get this out?",joy She must’ve left.,neutral Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!,anger Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?,surprise That's right baby.,joy "All right, let me in.",neutral No-no! Don't do it! Don't!,non-neutral What?,surprise He's a dropper!,non-neutral "Oh yeah, that's right!",non-neutral I'm not a dropper!,anger "It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?",neutral It's throwing and catching!,non-neutral All right.,neutral Oh! Oh! That's so hard.,surprise "Whoa-whoa you guys, it's not a cat!",non-neutral Oh my—Oh good God!,surprise "I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!",non-neutral "Baking it didn't help, huh?",neutral "All right, well the place was closed. I’ll just copy it later.",neutral "Or not. Uh, Rach, why don’t you just move in with me?",non-neutral "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Joey!",surprise "No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no… It’s okay, I mean I—look Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursday’s thing, but we don’t have to do that!",neutral "Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s.",neutral "Thursday’s clearly not good for ya, pick a day!",joy "So that’s two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you.",joy "Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.",neutral "Excuse me little one, I have a very solid backhand.",non-neutral Shielding your face and shrieking like a girl... is not a backhand.,disgust I was shrieking... like a Marine.,neutral All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. Precision. and penache.,neutral She's not much of a phone person.,neutral "Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?",neutral "Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.",non-neutral "Ok, look, maybe I should just go.",neutral Maybe you should.,non-neutral "Good luck, and uh, take care, huh?",non-neutral You know what the Celtics problem is? They let the players run the team.,neutral "Oh, that is so not true.",neutral "Oh, it is.",neutral It isn't.,neutral It is.,neutral Isn't!,anger "Okay ladies, that ends today’s class, and let’s remember, let’s be safe out there.",neutral It’s a great class.,joy Thanks.,neutral "Yeah, yeah, I was watching.",neutral "Umm, hey, a couple of questions though.",neutral "Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?",non-neutral "Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them",neutral No. No-no. No. What would,non-neutral Who? Me the attacker?,surprise "I’m sorry Chandler, y’know you are such a sweet guy and I, I don’t want to hurt you.",sadness "Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.",sadness No-no—Really?!,surprise Of course!,non-neutral "Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh",sadness "Ohh, I’m sorry.",sadness Well maybe there is one thing you can do.,neutral What?! Anything! Anything!,non-neutral "Well, I umm, I mean this is just off the top of my head now, umm but I have this friend.",neutral "This actor friend and he would kill me if he thought I was doing this umm, but umm would it be possible for him to get an audition for your movie say on Thursday?",non-neutral Absolutely! But you-you would really feel better about me rejecting you if your actor friend can audition for my movie?,surprise "Well, the heart wants what it wants. I’ll see you later.",neutral "Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back over here. All right, come on",neutral "Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging the game before——Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!",non-neutral They’re all Chandler.,neutral Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good!,surprise I did. But it came at a price.,neutral But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this.,fear "Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. Was it just me?!",surprise Sure!,joy "Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right?",neutral With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time!,joy And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!!,joy "Okay, whatever, I really haven’t thought about it that much.",neutral "Well, I like that idea.",joy Obviously!,joy "I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know?",neutral "I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like",neutral No.,disgust "Okay so you mean no as in, ""Gee Chandler, what an interesting idea. Let’s discuss it before we reject it completely.""",non-neutral "Oh, I’m sorry. Of course I mean that. Interesting idea, umm, talk about it, but no.",disgust "So, that’s it?",surprise I just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.,neutral Which is why,neutral What do you have against the beautiful guest room?,anger "I don’t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!",non-neutral Are you mocking me?,non-neutral "No, I’m not mocking you, or you beautiful guest room.",neutral "Y'know, I love doing crossword puzzles with you honey!",joy "Aww, me too. Now let's finish this and go to bed.",joy "Okay! There's only one left, three letter word, not dog but",neutral Cat.,neutral Yes! You are so smart! I love you.,joy I love you too.,joy "I never sucked, I actually didn't want you to know how good I was!",non-neutral Why?,surprise I don't know.,neutral This is so great! Now we can enter into doubles tournaments!,joy That's,neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Hey. Okay, I gave him another chance, but Tim has",neutral But,neutral "No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, ""Ha-ha! Gotcha!""",disgust "Okay. Okay, but you can’t fire him today.",neutral Why not?!,non-neutral Because I’m dumping him today.,non-neutral What?! You said he was sweet!,surprise He,neutral Just don’t pick up your phone.,neutral "Then he comes over! ""I’m so worried about you."" Uck! Be a man!",disgust What? So now I’m not allowed to fire him?,surprise "You can’t fire him and dump him the same day, he’ll kill himself.",non-neutral "Okay well then, I’ll fire him today and you go out with him for another week.",neutral "Are you kidding?! Another week with that sip, I’ll kill",disgust "Okay well, then we’ll both do it today and he’ll just have to deal with it!",neutral Okay. But the question is who’s gonna go first. ‘Cause whoever goes second is the bitch.,non-neutral Really? That’s the thing I’m worse at! You’ll see.,non-neutral This is the final boarding call for Flight 664 to Yemen.,neutral "Well, I-I guess I gotta go.",sadness "Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you’re going to be gone?",sadness "Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel.",neutral "Oh. Well, I’ll right you everyday. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.",neutral "Okay, good-bye. Good-bye.",sadness Chandler?,neutral No!,non-neutral Chandler!,non-neutral Janice!,non-neutral There you are!,surprise There you are!,surprise "I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!",non-neutral No! No! I wanna see you take-off.,neutral "Well, I then guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen! When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?",joy Hi!,joy Hey.,neutral "Hey—Ooh, how’s Hilda? Is she working out?",neutral "Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.",neutral Was she happy you gave her the job?,neutral "Oh, my-my new assistant was very happy that I hired my new assistant.",neutral Hello?,neutral Oh hey!,surprise "Can you, can you hang on a second?",neutral It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.,neutral can you excuse me for a minute?,neutral "Hey, funny you should call.",non-neutral I was just looking over next week’s script.,neutral Canceled?!,surprise Like they’re taking it off the air?,surprise Ohh.,neutral "All right, see you Monday.",neutral We’re not even shootin’ them anymore?!!,surprise "All right, bye!",non-neutral They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!,non-neutral Sorry.,sadness I’m sorry Joey.,sadness Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!,surprise It’s so secluded up here.,neutral I know. I like it up here.,joy I feel like we’re the only two people in the world. Oops. Sorry.,non-neutral What’s the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?,non-neutral "No-no! Big bear! Big bear outside! I think I-I—would you—actually, would you go check on that?",fear "Honey, we don’t have any bears here.",neutral "Well, okay. Would-would you get me a",neutral Okay. I’ll be right back.,neutral Okay. What?! What are you doing here?!,surprise What are,neutral I came with Paul!,non-neutral "Yeah, I recognize the ankles!",neutral Get up!,anger Here you go honey!,joy Ahh. Thank you!,joy Diet Coke,neutral What the hell was that?!,non-neutral A lesson in the importance of unagi.,neutral "Ohh,",neutral "Perhaps. Now I’m curious, at what point during those girlish screams would you have begun to",neutral "All right, so we weren’t",neutral "I’m sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but I—look, I just want you guys to be safe.",neutral What are you doing?,neutral I’m leaning. This is where I lean.,neutral Okay. (Goes over and fluffs up the pillows on the couch.,neutral Brenda a bee!,fear What?,surprise Yes! It’s flown into your blouse and you’d better undo your buttons lest it sting you!,non-neutral I think I know what’s going on here.,disgust You do?,neutral "Look, I know it must be hard that your wife is a lesbian, but it’s wrong. You’re married.",disgust I totally understand. Can I,neutral "All right, let's do it!",joy "No, no, no. What was that?",surprise "I know, it was the best I could get out of them.",neutral "Well, people!",non-neutral "People, people, people.",neutral "Let's try it again, and this time let's watch everybody watch Joey.",neutral Show 'em how it's done.,neutral Count it off.,neutral So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?,neutral "Ohh, God, nobody likes him, and he’s so cheap, he’d never fly to London in a million years.",disgust "Yeah, invite him?",neutral "Hey, did I do these neat enough?",neutral "Yeah, they’re fine.",neutral Yeah?,non-neutral "If anyone asks, we’ll just say Ben addressed them. Oh! So you invited Rachel then?",surprise Sure. Why not?,neutral Really?,surprise Yeah?,neutral I don’t think I’d be comfortable with any of my old lovers there.,non-neutral "Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldn’t invite her?",fear "Oh, no-no, y’know I absolutely adore Rachel it’s just that, well it might be a awkward for you.",non-neutral But it’s absolutely your decision.,neutral More tea?,neutral Yeah sure.,neutral Earl Grey?,neutral "Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.",non-neutral Hi.,neutral Hey!,joy Hey! So how was the doctor?,neutral "Oh, everything went great.",joy Good.,neutral "Oh hey, show them the picture of your uterus.",neutral Oh.,non-neutral I don’t see the baby. Where is it?,neutral "Oh no, I know I couldn’t see it either at first, but it’s right umm… Ross, I lost it again.",non-neutral Oh. (He takes the picture and hugs her.,non-neutral Excuse me?,neutral Could you help me with something?,neutral The patient I’m looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair.,neutral "And umm, he’s like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.",neutral I think I know who you’re talking about.,neutral "Oh yay! Great! Okay, what room number is he in?",joy "I’m sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff",neutral "Uh, she’s with me. Dr. Drake Remoray.",neutral Dr. Drake who?,neutral Remoray. It’s Portuguese. We need that information; I’m a doctor.,neutral A doctor at this hospital?,surprise Damnit woman we’re losing precious time! Now do you want this man’s blood on your head?,anger Hands.,neutral Hands!,neutral It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in.,neutral "He’s a patient of mine, I’ve been treating him for years!",neutral He’s in room 816.,neutral "816, thank you!",joy Thank you.,neutral And what is his name?,neutral No!,surprise Hi!,joy Hi!,joy Rachel was just helping me out. My head got all sunburned.,neutral Awww.,non-neutral Thanks a million.,joy "Oh, you’re welcome a million.",joy "Okay, I’ll see you in our room.",neutral Yeah.,neutral Oh my God.,surprise I know.,neutral "Okay, I gotta go.",neutral Whoa! What?! Why?!,surprise "Well, I-I gotta go break up with Bonnie.",sadness Here?! Now?!,surprise "Well, yeah.",neutral "I can’t-I can’t stay here all night, and if I go in there she’s-she’s gonna wanna... do stuff.",fear What happened?,surprise "He’s not gonna make it, he’s stuck in Chicago.",sadness "Ohh, man! Chicago, is sooo lucky!",joy "Stupid, useless Canadian money!",anger "Rachel, one of your customers seems to have left his billfold. A Joshua Bergen.",neutral Really?,surprise Will you call him?,neutral Yes!,joy I will!,joy Absolutely!,joy (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other.,neutral She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in,neutral Oh my God! That is so good!,joy "I’m full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.",neutral Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral What do you got there?,neutral "Oh it’s umm, it’s tofu cake. Do you want some?",neutral What are you doing tonight?,neutral Huh? Uh,neutral Dude! Dude!,surprise "Oh! Sorry. Uh, I’ve got those plans with Phoebe, why?",neutral "Oh really? Uh, Monica said she had a date at 9:00.",surprise What?! Tonight?!,surprise That’s what Monica said.,neutral After she gave me that big speech?!,surprise She goes and makes a date with a guy on the same night she has plans with me?,anger I think she’s trying to pull a fast one on Big Daddy!,anger "Okay, is this lamp in the same place?",neutral Who cares? I repel women.,disgust No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no!!! You can't come in here! R-r-r-r-Ross is naked.,surprise What?!,surprise It’s yours!,neutral "Yeah well, I’m-I’m a slut.",non-neutral Me too.,neutral Hi Jill!,joy Hey!,joy Hi .,neutral Rachel.,neutral "Rachel! Well, you-you’re not at home, you’re-you’re-you’re right here.",surprise "Yeah I know, and I bet you thought it would be weird. But it’s not!",non-neutral "Okay. So well I’ll umm, I’ll have her home by midnight.",neutral That part was perfect for me! I can't believe I didn't get it!,non-neutral "I'm sorry, man.",sadness "Hey, y'know what you should do?",neutral You should make something happen for yourself.,neutral "Y'know, like-like write a play.",neutral Write a movie!,joy Huh?,neutral "I mean, what about those",neutral "Come on Ross be realistic, y'know? If I did write something, what are the chances I could get those guys to star in it?",sadness "Wait a second, I could star in it!",joy Or that.,neutral I can't write!,non-neutral "Y'know I mean I-I-I'm an actor, I don't have the discipline that takes, y'know?",sadness I can't do it.,sadness I'll help you.,neutral "Yeah, I'll make up a schedule and make sure you stick to it.",neutral "And plus, it'll give me something to do.",neutral "Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?",neutral "Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that’s cool.",neutral "Yes, that is cool. Because I have models here y'know......never.",neutral "Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister’s beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way.",neutral "Although, I should probably tell you, she’s a porn star.",neutral "Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think you’re chances are pretty good.",neutral All right.,neutral "As bad as that went, I actually enjoyed myself. I think that I’m going to apologize for all of the stupid things I do.",non-neutral Why don’t you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldn’t have to apologize.,neutral I would really love it if I could do both.,neutral "All right, I…I have to ask.",non-neutral What?,neutral Are you gonna break up with me if I get fat again?,fear What?!,surprise "Well, you broke up with Julie Grath! How much weight could she have gained?",anger A hundred and forty-five pounds.,disgust "Yes, yes it is. It’s uh… Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?!",non-neutral "Here’s Frannie. Hmm, won’t she be happy to see me?",non-neutral "Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn’t bring you here so you can ambush her.",anger Frannie was the one who found your,neutral That bitch!,anger Monica! What,surprise Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do you like that?!,anger "Hi Frannie, congratulations.",neutral "You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?!",anger Why?!,surprise What—Why wouldn’t you want me at your wedding?,non-neutral What could I have possibly done?!,non-neutral Stuart!,anger I believe you know my husband.,neutral So it’s really a question of,neutral Hey ladies! What are you in here for?,non-neutral "Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?",surprise "Gary, I'm here to report a crime.",neutral Yeah?,surprise It is a crime that you and I don't spend more time together.,neutral What's up?,neutral "Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk.",neutral "Man to uh, me.",neutral Sure. Okay.,neutral "Uh, are you crazy? Are you insane? If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be y'know, live-living together!",surprise "Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.",neutral You mean scared.,neutral "No, I mean happy.",neutral "Hey! Oh listen, I was just clearing some space for your stuff.",joy "Oh thanks, but listen, I was just at Monica’s and she and Chandler had a big fight and they’re not moving in.",sadness "What do you mean, they’re not moving in? They-they’re still moving in right?",surprise "No-no, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.",neutral What?! Over a stupid room!,surprise "Yeah, I feel kinda bad for them, but I’m also really psyched ‘cause I don’t have to move in here!",joy "Oh no, yeah no, that part’s great!",joy Yes,neutral Shut-out!!,surprise "Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!",surprise "Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!",non-neutral "Yeah, get out!",anger You guys are always hanging out in my apartment!,anger "Come on, I'll only use my left hand, huh?",anger "Come on, wussies!",anger "All right, ok, I gotta go.",neutral "I'm going, and I'm gone.",neutral One more game?,neutral Oh yeah!,joy I’m sorry.,sadness Ohhh. Don’t go.,sadness "No, I-I-I gotta go.",non-neutral No. No! No! No!,non-neutral "Honey, honey, people are looking.",non-neutral I don’t care! I don’t care!!,anger "Yeah, um, I’m, I’m leaving now.",non-neutral You can’t leave! I have your shoe!,non-neutral Good-bye Chandler Bing.,non-neutral Rachel has those in burgendy.,neutral "Oh, ew!",disgust What?,neutral Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you.,neutral "Um, can you roll your tongue?",neutral "Because I can, and my Mom couldn’t, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.",neutral "What, wait, you mean like this?",neutral "Yeah, yeah. You can do it to.",surprise Your not doing it.,neutral "Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I can’t. We don’t have that....",neutral Where there is no fear of commitment.,neutral Do we have any... Do we have any thoughts here?,neutral "Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right.",neutral "But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear.",neutral "It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building!",fear If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug.,neutral Right.,neutral "In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.",neutral "Amazingly, that makes sense.",non-neutral You think?,neutral "Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!",joy "Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.",fear Hey! Hey!,joy Hi!,joy Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.,joy "Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?",joy "Oh uh, ordinarily I would love too, but I am just swamped right now.",neutral Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?,neutral "Oh yeah, probably at the end. Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!",surprise I’m missin’ picture time?!,non-neutral Y’know she has a face Ross!,anger "Okay. Okay, here’s a good one of us.",non-neutral Wow!,joy That is a good one!,joy "Wow, it looks like a, like a holiday card y’know, with the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow.",joy "Y’know, every year I say I’m gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it.",neutral "Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?",neutral Together? Like-like to people?,surprise "Yeah, y’know. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. It’ll be cute, okay?",joy Okay.,non-neutral "Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?",neutral "Uh sure, sure.",neutral Bye guys.,neutral "I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore.",non-neutral You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’ve got a girlfriend?,non-neutral Is this about Mark?,neutral Oh my God.,surprise "Okay, it’s not, it’s not.",neutral "Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight with you Ross! Look, urrgh, maybe we should take a break.",non-neutral "Fine, you’re right.",neutral "Let’s ah, let’s take a break, let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yoghurt, or something..",neutral No. A break from us.,non-neutral "Bing! We’re all set for tonight, 8 o’clock.",non-neutral "Oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work.",non-neutral "Oh, my ex-wife didn’t work, unless you call turning into her mother work. Fine. Tomorrow night then.",non-neutral Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either.,neutral Oh? Why not?,non-neutral It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament.,neutral "What’s going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?",non-neutral Well now-now you’re just talking crazy.,non-neutral So why can’t the three of us go out together?,neutral Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. Hold me.,sadness "Good God Bing I…well I can’t say I’m altogether surprised, I saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there.",non-neutral "And the way she looked at me, pure lust.",joy Y’know what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?,anger "Bing my boy, we’re gonna get you over this.",neutral "Now here’s the plan, grab your coat, we’re going to a strip club.",joy "Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. But to hell with that bitch.",anger "Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya.",neutral "It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep.",neutral ": Step away from the crib, I have a weapon!",anger "It's okay, it's okay Rach, it's me. Put down the scrunchy.",neutral What are you doing?,neutral "Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.",neutral "Oh, oh thanks. Alright well, now that I'm up I'm going to go to the bathroom.",neutral There you go sweetie... This isn't over.,neutral Did he call?,neutral No. Sorry.,sadness Why?! Why?! He said he’d call. Why hasn’t he called?,non-neutral "Maybe he’s intimated by really smart, strong, successful women.",neutral "Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn’t he called, Rachel? Why?",non-neutral "Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you are my boss.",neutral Awkward? Why should he feel awkward?,surprise Well...,neutral "The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t tell him not to call me, did you?",non-neutral No. I...,neutral "Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.",anger And you’re upset because you didn’t make your best friend cry?,non-neutral "I mean, all I’m asking for is just a little emotion!",non-neutral Is that too much to ask after six years?!,anger I mean what?,non-neutral Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?!,non-neutral I mean do we not have as much fun?!,non-neutral Don’t I deserve a few tears?!!,non-neutral "I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!",non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral I did not cry my eyes out!!,anger Come on!,non-neutral It’s like the end of an era!,sadness No more J-man and Channie’s!,sadness !,non-neutral "Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!",non-neutral Do I know why we’re rushing?,neutral "Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night?",neutral "Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me.",neutral "Oh, I found it!",joy !,surprise That’s so great for you guys!,joy Yeah!,joy "Good luck, with your girlfriend.",neutral "Oh, thank you. Hey, hey. Rachel!!!!",joy "Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.",neutral "Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.",neutral So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?,neutral "Yes, you can, very much.",joy Ahhhh!!,surprise "Ooh! I'm sorry! I think, I THINK, that may have missed the table!",non-neutral Do,neutral "Ah,",neutral Do,neutral "Ah,",neutral DO YOU?,non-neutral Y’know I don’t understand why they didn’t cry. It was a beautiful speech.,non-neutral "Oh, come on.",disgust Hey!,non-neutral "All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad!",joy And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin.,neutral And what you said about Nana.,neutral "Ohh, yeah she really would’ve wanted to be there.",non-neutral And you know what?,neutral I think she was.,neutral "Oh good God, Ross! How the hell do you do it?",surprise You forget how many great songs Heart had.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard.",neutral "So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.",non-neutral "Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but I’m not even sure I got it.",neutral "What, you didn’t get it? The doctor is a monkey.",neutral And monkeys can’t write out prescriptions.,neutral You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.,non-neutral "Your joke? Well, I think ‘the Hef’ would disagree, which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.",neutral I can’t find garbage bags!,anger "Oh, I think I saw some in here.",neutral What is it?!,surprise "I don’t know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it’ll die.",disgust I can’t believe we’re living here!,non-neutral You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really proposing?,surprise "No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out.",non-neutral "Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it look like?!",surprise I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of it.,non-neutral Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out.,non-neutral "Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I don’t want to hurt her.",sadness "Okay, look, just do it gently.",neutral You’re right.,neutral You’re right.,neutral I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross finds out and I’ll be gentle.,neutral I can do that.,neutral I am a gentle person.,neutral "Oh, by the way.",neutral Two people screwing in there if you want to check that out.,neutral "Hi, Pheebs?",neutral "Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.",neutral What?!,non-neutral "Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England.",non-neutral Which,neutral "How would you characterize the theme of this book, uh let's see here , Rachel Green?",neutral "Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story.",neutral "Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?",neutral "Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which",joy Excellent! What Rachel has shrewdly observed here,joy You completely stole my answer!,anger "Well, honey that was pretty obvious.",non-neutral Well how would you know?! You didn't even read it!,anger What do you think? You in the blue shirt.,neutral "I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers.",neutral Would ya care to venture one?,neutral Would,neutral Are you just repeating what I'm saying?,anger Are you just repeating what,neutral "All right, let's move on.",neutral Okay then.,neutral "All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk.",neutral "And-and when she comes in hopefully, she won’t recognise you because, well, why would she?",neutral "Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I.",neutral "You be Mr. Gonzalez, and I’ll be uh, Mr. Wong.",neutral Diverse.,neutral Did anybody call for security?,neutral You be cool.,neutral "Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? Hey, Joey?",neutral Where’s my ring? My dead grandmother’s wedding ring? Where is it? Where is it?,fear "Way to be cool, man.",neutral What’s he talking about?,neutral "There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!",non-neutral "Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?",surprise We know you took so just-just save yourself the time and confess!,anger "Okay, who are you?",surprise The Hardy boys?,non-neutral "Look, I don’t need to steal some stupid ring, all right?",anger "I make $1,600 a week doing what I do; any of you guys make that?",anger Marry me.,neutral Oh my God! Joey!,surprise Hell yeah! I’ll marry you!,joy You can’t marry him!,anger "Hey lady, your day’s over! It’s my turn!",non-neutral Phoebe!,surprise Why?! Why can’t she marry me?!,surprise I can and I will!,non-neutral She’s not pregnant. It’s Rachel. Rachel’s the one who’s pregnant.,neutral Oh my God.,surprise Hey!,non-neutral Phoebe I think he would notice if you didn’t have a baby in nine months!,non-neutral It’s Joey!,surprise Now I can’t believe it! What? Rachel’s pregnant? Who’s the father?,surprise We don’t know.,neutral Ohh… I wonder if that dude.,neutral There’s a dude?,surprise Yeah.,neutral Who? Who is it?,surprise "About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didn’t see who it was but",disgust Was that story over?,neutral The guy left this.,neutral Oh my God! I know who the father is,surprise People have got to finish their stories!,non-neutral "Oh my God, you’re back!",surprise "Ohh, let me see it! Let me see your hand!",surprise Why do you want to see my hand?,neutral I wanna see what’s in your hand. I wanna see the trash.,disgust Yeah.,neutral "Eww! Oh, it’s all dirty. You should throw this out.",disgust No!,anger Me too!,non-neutral "Hey, when the music starts up again, I was thinking of maybe goind into the robot, y’know?",neutral "Ross, I think we should stick to the routine, we don’t wanna look stupid!",non-neutral Alright we’re back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven!,joy "Three, Two, One!",neutral Cut!,neutral No! Year! Happy No Year!,joy "Okay, here’s where we go to the live shot of Times Square, nice work everyone that’s a wrap!",joy "So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?",neutral "Oh no-no believe me, I’m leaving as soon as possible!",neutral "Good. Good. Not that we don’t want you to stay, obviously you’re welcome—How much more homework do you have?",neutral "I see. Y’know umm, Phoebe makes sock bunnies.",neutral No!,surprise "No, she doesn’t.",neutral "Uh Phoebe, what she makes—that’s uh—they’re sock rabbits.",neutral They are completely different—Okay!,anger Okay!,surprise Okay!,surprise I didn’t make it!,non-neutral I’m sorry!,sadness I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that we’re supposed to,neutral "Oh, it’s okay. I don’t",neutral "No-no, it’s not okay!",non-neutral It’s not!,non-neutral I mean you were just… You’re so incredible!,non-neutral You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me!,non-neutral "Y’know I’m just gonna—I, I am gonna make this up to you!",joy I will!,non-neutral I-I am going to,neutral "Well, I did put a lot of thought in the tape.",neutral "No. And then I called him, and he wasn’t there.",neutral "Well, then he’s, he’s probably just, out.",neutral "Oh, thank you that’s very helpful, I’m glad you came over.",non-neutral Hello.,neutral Hi! It’s me.,non-neutral "Hi! Oh, I’m so glad you called.",joy "Really? I’ve been thinking, this is crazy, I mean don’t, don’t you think we can work on this?",non-neutral "Hey, what do you want to drink?",neutral Who’s that?,surprise Nobody.,neutral Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?,neutral Is that Mark?,neutral "Umm, honey, look he just came over to....",neutral Yeah! Got it!,non-neutral "Hey, dinosaur guy, look at you, so sad. Come dance.",non-neutral "Ah, that’s okay, thanks.",non-neutral "Hey, you don’t have to smile. You just have to dance.",neutral "Look, I don’t feel like dancing, I feel like having a drink. Okay?",non-neutral "Oh, okay. Hey, two beers.",neutral You wanna go in the bedroom? It’s a little more comfortable.,neutral Sure.,neutral "Okay. Oh wait! Umm, did you send those contracts to Milan?",surprise If this is your idea of sexy talk?,surprise "No seriously, y’know the contracts I gave you, did you overnight them?",non-neutral What contracts?,neutral Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I don’t get.,non-neutral Like what?,neutral "Y’know, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants?",disgust Tag!,anger I’m serious!,anger This isn’t funny!,anger Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!,anger "Rach, I’m sorry, but you didn’t give me any contracts!",surprise Yes I did! And I put a little,anger "I’m telling you, you never gave them to me.",neutral "Y’know what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.",anger "No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are",non-neutral Or maybe you would see me looking embarrassed because you are talking on the phone with your crotch!,disgust You wanna go down to the office right now?,neutral "No! Come on its late, we’re not gonna go down to the office.",anger Okay I understand. I wouldn’t want to be proved wrong either.,neutral Okay get your coat! Oh! When did you unhook this? Nice work!,joy "Hey Ross, this is one of my co-stars, Dirk. Dirk, this is my good friend Ross.",neutral Nice to meet you.,neutral Oh and I need to talk to you.,neutral About what?,neutral To see if know what these guys are talking about.,neutral "Pheebs, how’s it going?",neutral I’m doing okay. I think it’s going well. Do you think they’re having fun? Am I talking to fast?,neutral "Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, it’s going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.",joy "Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before?",neutral "Oh right, Coach Ruben.",neutral Do you know what Pheebs?,neutral "When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too.",fear "Na-uh, no, we are all responsible for our own babies.",neutral See that’s where I think that you’re wrong. We’ve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.,neutral What do you mean?,surprise Forgive me? You haven't been taking my calls in a week!,anger "Well, I'm totally over it Chandler. Friends forever! Don't come out here!",anger "Uh, what was that?",surprise "Uh,",neutral "...I'm, I'm okay.",neutral "That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...",neutral Okay.,neutral Bye.,neutral Whoo-hoo!,joy "Yeah, there you go!",joy Second date!,joy ...I dunno.,neutral You,neutral "Well, she seems very nice and everything, but that whole thing about her coming all the way down here, just to see if I was okay?",non-neutral "I mean,... how needy is that?",disgust Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?,neutral You're so pretty.,joy Hi!,joy "Hey, Phoebe.",neutral "Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.",neutral You talked to him. Are you crazy?,surprise "Thank you, Happy Holidays.",joy "Now, that's trash. Young lady, you can't… Hey! Stop that young lady, she donated trash!",anger Hey!!,non-neutral The charity's on fire!,fear Help!,fear Oh good!,joy "Thank you, I need that.",joy Whoa!,surprise What is that?!,surprise It's nine o'clock in the morning!,surprise Can I help you?,neutral "Uh yeah, where-where’s the guy who decides who’s pictures go up on the wall?",neutral He’s not here right now.,neutral "Oh, you’re kidding me!",anger "All-all right, well make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes.",neutral Okay?,neutral I’m an actor; I’m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall.,neutral "Y’know, there are two people who could put your picture up there.",neutral "Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? You’re the other one right?",neutral "Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.",non-neutral What?! You’re crazy! There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make!,surprise Really?,surprise There’s nothing sexual about this?,non-neutral Oooh.,non-neutral Oo God!,non-neutral Ohh.,non-neutral Ohhhh.,non-neutral Ohh.,non-neutral What are you looking at?!,non-neutral I mean hi.,neutral "Oh my—This is so embarrassing. Oh my God, I’m never gonna get massaged again!",non-neutral "No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages!",non-neutral "No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!",neutral Really?!,surprise "Well not clients, lovers. But let’s just y’know, try it again. Come back and-and we’ll work through it.",neutral Are you sure?,surprise Yes.,neutral I guess.,neutral "Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. So, did you hear something you liked?",joy Noo!!!,non-neutral Yes!,non-neutral Noo!!,non-neutral Yes!!,non-neutral Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! That they know of.,fear "Okay, here’s the thing. We’re gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that you’re drunk.",neutral Really?! You promise?,non-neutral "Yeah, I’ll take care of it.",neutral Okay. I love you so much.,joy Okay we have to do something about your breath.,neutral What about,surprise "That’s still yours. Okay, now remember it’s a surprise party. So, when you go in, act surprised.",neutral Okay. I can do that.,neutral Okay.,neutral Surprise!!!,surprise "Thanks for the coffee, or bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.",neutral "Yeah, we’re done.",neutral Ezel? Ezel? Ezel?,surprise "Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?",joy Really?!,surprise "No. But I got Knicks tickets for you, me, and Chandler.",neutral Sweet!,joy "All right, well finish your coffee; let’s go.",neutral "Ah, no-no-no just Ross. Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough.",disgust "Uh actually, sorry I can’t even make it. I’m seeing Mona again tonight.",neutral I understand: who would cancel an actual date to go to a fake bachelor party?,non-neutral I’m sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby,sadness "So it's down to these two, Nancy I know you like this one and I think I agree. Rachel, what do you think?",neutral "Well umm, that one is pretty but uh, I just, I just love this fabric Sorry.",non-neutral "Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.",neutral "She is kidding, but don't ever disagree with her again. Okay, now I'm kidding!",joy "Oh, what a fun office.",joy "I don't know which one, but I do know I need a cigarette.",neutral "So what do you say we take a break, we go outside, and we'll figure this out when we come back?",neutral Rachel? Do you smoke?,neutral "Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories……about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.",neutral What?,neutral Peach pit.,neutral "Yes, Bunny?",neutral "Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-",neutral -Peaches?,neutral "Actually, nectarines, but basically...",neutral Could've been a peach.,neutral "Then, uh, then we got dressed, and I-I... I walked her to the- -the bus stop... I'm fine.",neutral "Hey, that woman's got an ass like Carol's! What? Thought we were trying to find stuff.",non-neutral All right!,joy Westminster Abbey!,joy "Hands down, best Abbey I’ve ever seen.",joy Hey!,joy Okay.,neutral "What do you think of the Abbey, Chandler?",neutral "I think it’s great. It’s great. Y’know, they’re thinking of changing the name of this place.",neutral Really? To what?,surprise To Put the Camera Away!!!,non-neutral "Man,",neutral "Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done!  And",surprise "Chandler, there’s a guy right over there.",neutral That’s a mailman! That’s,surprise "Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a guy!",neutral "Hey, you know who used to have nails like that?",neutral Hmm.,neutral "Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know.",non-neutral What?,neutral "Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?",non-neutral Rachel?,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?",neutral "Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?",non-neutral "Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.",neutral "Eh, do you believe that?",non-neutral Yeah?,neutral "Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.",non-neutral "No, you said the baby creeps you out.",neutral "No, the little girl creeps me out.",non-neutral You said the baby.,neutral Why would the baby creep me out?,non-neutral Why would the little girl creep you out?,non-neutral "You guys, I’m sorry, could you please talk a little slower?",neutral This is going in your book?,surprise "Yeah, it’s about relationships. Y’know? The traps, the pitfalls, what not to do, keep going. This stuff is great!",joy What?! Excuse me!,surprise And how none of it matters when the people really love each other.,neutral And how people will believe anything you tell them as long as it’s a compliment.,neutral Yeah!!!!,joy "Yes, I made it!",joy I’m on time!,joy "Okay, why don’t we all uh, open our books to page 23.",neutral Where… Where you will see…a uh…a bunch of uh…red spots.,neutral "Okay, umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—",neutral "Yeah, all right. All right! Just keep walkin'! All right?",non-neutral "Ross! What are you… I'm sorry sir. I just, I think he just really likes you.",non-neutral Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student?,neutral What the? What,surprise Hi!,non-neutral Miss? May I help you?,neutral "Okay look, don't...don't be mad okay?",non-neutral "But after I unpacked the boxes I wanted to do something nice for you, so, I-I-I cleaned the apartment.",neutral "So I moved everything around and then I forgot where it, where it went back and I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.",sadness "It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?",neutral Do you want me to be afraid of you?,neutral Of course not.,neutral "I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it.",joy "I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.",non-neutral Really?,surprise Of course!,neutral Oh well you're the best. You come here to me.,non-neutral "All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. Okay, now did Ross sit",neutral "Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is",anger "A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!",disgust "Ooh, it's not a toy.",non-neutral "Well, I don't know what else to do.",sadness "I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30!",non-neutral "So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it!",non-neutral 'Cause I-I got nothing!,non-neutral "All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do.",non-neutral Okay then.,neutral Here we go.,neutral "Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again?",non-neutral Ask again later.,neutral Later is not good enough.,anger Ask again later.,neutral What the hell!,anger This is broken!,anger It-it is broken!,anger "All right, let me see. Will Chandler have sex tonight? Don't count on it. Seems like it works to me.",neutral Excuse me.,neutral Yeah?,neutral Are you Phoebe Buffay?,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Can-can I get your autograph, I’m your biggest fan.",joy "I think she took it pretty well. You know Paolo's over there right now, so...",neutral "Ah...ooh! Well, looks like, uh, we kicked your butts.",joy "No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.",non-neutral "Come on, two on one.",neutral "What are you still doing here? She just broke up with the guy, it's time for you to swoop in!",surprise "What, now?",surprise "Yes, now is when you swoop!",joy "You gotta make sure that when Paolo walks out of there, the first guy Rachel sees is you, She's gotta know that you're everything he's not!",joy "You're like, like the anti-Paolo!",non-neutral My Catholic friend is right.,neutral She's distraught.,neutral You're there for her.,neutral "You pick up the pieces, and then you usher in the age of Ross!",joy "Well, I just called Joshua",neutral "Oh, how did it go?",non-neutral "Well, I did my best to convince him that I’m not some crazy girl who is dying to get married—I’m just going through a hard time.",neutral What did he say?,neutral "Well uh, his answering machine was",non-neutral "Ohh, sweetie! Hey, I bet you anything that he’s gonna call you again.",non-neutral "Yeah, maybe, but I don’t think I even care.",sadness I don’t think he’s the one I’m sad about.,sadness "Y’know, I know that I said that I am totally okay with Ross getting married, but as it turns out, I don’t think I’m handling it all that well.",sadness "Yeah, maybe.",sadness And I-I am just trying to figure out why.,sadness Any luck?,non-neutral "Well, yeah, y’know how Ross and I were on again, off again, on again, off again?",sadness "I guess I just figured that somewhere down the road, we would be on again.",sadness Again. Y’know what? I think we all did.,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral I don’t get it!,surprise It was in my room all night!,non-neutral "And if she didn’t take it, and I didn’t take it; and you didn’t take it, then who did?",non-neutral Shh!,anger We’re trying to think!,anger "This is the unit for you my friend. Sturdy construction, tons of storage compartments, some big enough to fit a grown man.",neutral What?!,surprise Oh yeah!,joy I got in there myself once.,neutral "My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in.",neutral Yeah.,neutral It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.,non-neutral "No, you, you can’t fit in that thing. That’s not deep enough.",neutral "Oh yeah? If I can’t, I’ll knock five bucks off the price off the unit.",non-neutral "All right, you have yourself a deal.",neutral Okay. See?! I told ya!,surprise "Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!",non-neutral Hey! What’s up?,neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Hey-hey, who’s your friend? Hey!!",joy Hey Joey!,joy Erin! Still here!,joy "Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!",joy Why wouldn’t ya? Erin is great! Then-then there’s you guys.,joy "Ohh, listen. I’ve got to get going. Today was great, thanks!",joy I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.,non-neutral "Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just",neutral Really?!,surprise Ohh!,surprise Because I think about shaving it all off again sometime.,neutral Really?!,surprise Yeah!,joy I mean you definitely should do that.,neutral "Y'know what, I should do it.",joy Yeah!,joy "Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.",joy "Awww, stop. Come on. Now go shave that head!",neutral All right.,neutral "Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.",non-neutral This woman's living my life.,anger What?,surprise "She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me!",anger "Look at this, look.",non-neutral She buys tickets for plays that I wanna see.,non-neutral "She, she buys clothes from stores that I'm intimidated by the sales people.",non-neutral She spent three hundred dollars on art supplies.,non-neutral You're not an artist.,neutral "Yeah, well I might be if I had the supplies! I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't.",non-neutral I can't believe you would actually say that. I would much rather be Mr.Peanut than Mr.Salty.,surprise "No way! Mr.Salty is a sailor, all right, he's got to be, like, thetoughest snack there is.",non-neutral "I don't know, you don't wanna mess with corn nuts. They're craaazy.",neutral Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!,non-neutral I can't believe it! He's looking right at us!,surprise "Oh, that is so sick.",disgust I feel violated. And not in a good way.,disgust "How can people do that?... Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!",surprise Man that was great! Huh? Can you believe how long we threw that ball around?,joy "Yeah, it is amazing it lasted that long.",non-neutral I know. My arm is killing me.,non-neutral "No, I meant with the dropper over here.",neutral "Y'know, how did I get this reputation as a dropper? Okay? I'm",anger "Hey Rach, can you pass me the",neutral Yep!,neutral Go!!,joy What?!! Stop it! Stop it! Oh my God!,surprise Okay! Okay! Okay! We'll see you in about 3 to 4 hours.,non-neutral Oh!,surprise Hey!,joy "Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!",joy "Oh, thanks, thanks.",joy "So Monica tells me that uh, you don’t want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent.",neutral Is that true?,neutral "Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.",neutral Pheebs,neutral "Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.",non-neutral "What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.",non-neutral Hey.,neutral I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here.,neutral What’s the matter?,neutral Nothing.,neutral What is it? Hey!,non-neutral Really it’s nothing. I’m just,sadness "Rach come on, what?",neutral I’ve just been thinking about how my baby and I are gonna be all alone.,sadness What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?,surprise "Oh please, he’ll be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.",sadness "Okay, how long was I watching that woman?",neutral "I’m just saying that y’know, someday Ross is gonna meet somebody and…he’s gonna have his own life. Right?",sadness "Yeah, I guess so.",neutral I just never thought I would raise this baby all by myself. Pretty dumb huh?,sadness Bob. Bob! Bob!!! What the hell are you doing?!,surprise "I just found out this is Chandler’s office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!",joy "Chandler, we said we would meet at the coffeehouse at six.",non-neutral We said seven!,anger We said six!,anger "The only way that I said six would be if the seven’s, let meet at seven, not at six.",neutral "Yeah and if I had seven, maybe I would’ve said something like this, ""Wow! My boyfriend’s such a wise ass—seven!""",anger Hi!,joy Oh my good God.,disgust Ugh!,disgust I know what time you said.,non-neutral What?!,surprise "Well actually, I know what time Chester and Marcia said.",neutral "You, get out of my shop!",anger "Well, what did he do?",surprise He went out with my wife!,anger Joey!,surprise "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-I—Hey! I did",non-neutral That’s my wife!!! Get out!,anger "Well, we should go.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Y’know you, really didn’t have to take me to the airport.",neutral Oh please.,neutral Every moment is precious.,non-neutral Y’know?,neutral "Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don’t really seem to care too much that you’re leaving.",non-neutral "Well, we’re really not that close. Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.",neutral "On no! No! It’s not good-bye, I’m not leaving until you get on that plane.",non-neutral "No, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make love as well as him.",non-neutral "Yeah, I was going for the metaphor.",neutral "Yes, and I was saying the actual words.",neutral "So big deal, so Joey’s had a lot of girlfriends, it doesn’t mean he’s great in bed.",neutral "We share a wall! So either he’s great in bed, or she just likes to agree with him a lot.",neutral "Sweetie, with you it’s gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, ‘cause you-you guys are in love.",joy Yeah?,surprise Yeah!,joy Just go for it Chandler.,neutral "Yeah, you should.",neutral "Yeah, you should, really.",neutral Go on.,neutral "All right, all right, I’ll go sleep with my girlfriend. But I’m just doing it for you guys.",neutral ": I’m sure as hell a dancer, it’s no use Marge will never go for me.",non-neutral "Come on Treeger, don’t say that.",non-neutral "You just ahh, you just need more practice.",neutral "Here, come on, let’s ahh, let’s try it again.",neutral Come on.,neutral "Plus, it was, it was probably mostly my fault, anyway.",non-neutral "I mean, y’know, I’m not really that comfortable dancing with a— We-he!!",non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral : Yeah!,non-neutral "Oh, I",neutral Are you sure? I’ll bet there’s another flight to Minsk in like,neutral "July. Umm,",neutral That’s really beautiful. What does it mean?,non-neutral "Please, clean my beakers. I don’t get out of the lab much.",neutral "That’s good. I got to admit, I thought it was something else.",non-neutral "Yeah, I… Well I really actually wanted to say umm, that, but um, I figured I probably shouldn’t because y’know, I…have to leave.",neutral You’re right! You’re right. Don’t say it.,non-neutral I-I do though.,non-neutral I do too.,non-neutral Bye Phoebe.,neutral "Okay, now’s not the time Joey. All right? You can yell at me tomorrow.",non-neutral I know.,neutral "Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that?",surprise "Listen, I’m gettin’ something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?",non-neutral "No, I do not hear that.",neutral "Yeah, I-I heard. I think it’s great! Ohh, I’m so happy for you!",joy "Oh, well, that’s great!",joy Yeah! Yeah!,joy I can’t believe you’re getting married!,joy Yeah.,neutral Monica and Rachel made out.,neutral Ohhh!,surprise Why are we in bed together?,surprise I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Really?!,surprise No!,neutral "But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we?",fear "I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.",neutral Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.,joy And we didn’t have sex.,neutral "Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid.",neutral Tell me about it.,neutral What are we gonna do?,neutral I say we go with,neutral Chandler?,neutral Did she see us yet? Did she see us?,neutral "Janice, what umm, what are you doing here?",non-neutral What’s that smell?,disgust I know!,non-neutral "Hi, remember us?",neutral "Um, okay. You just called a little while ago about needing a signature on the admissions form. Well, it turns out we need a",neutral I am. I'm,neutral "Yeah, and and, I'm just gonna pay for this with a check.",neutral "Yeah, I know... ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.",sadness "Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing.",neutral Y’know what? It,neutral Sorry.,neutral I’m so exited!,joy I’ve been waiting for this for months!,joy I got my hair coloured!,joy I got new sheets!,joy I’m making him a,joy Um-hmm.,neutral What am I making him by the way?,neutral "Well, you’re making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.",neutral I thought I was making him filet mignon?,surprise "Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant.",neutral "And then you realised if you bitched about it, then you would stop cooking, and you would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.",non-neutral "Wow, I really get crabby when I cook.",surprise "Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, don’t worry about it!",non-neutral "I’m not worried, I’m uh, I’m fascinated.",non-neutral "Y’know it’s like uh, Biology!",neutral "Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me.",non-neutral "Check it out. Okay, I can play this when the guests are coming in. Okay.",neutral Phoebe!,non-neutral "If you would’ve let me finish, it goes on to say that he’s probably not gay.",neutral You are falling fast asleep.,neutral Deeper.,neutral Deeper.,neutral Deeper.,neutral You are now completely asleep.,neutral You don’t need to smoke.,neutral Cigarettes don’t control you.,neutral "You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.",neutral "A strong, confident woman.",neutral "Thank you for your patience, you’re the next caller.",neutral Yes!! Yes!! I’m the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.,joy Hey! Can you take a duck and a chick to the theatre?,neutral Of course not.,non-neutral No.,neutral Okay. I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else.,neutral So how are things going with Paul?,neutral Good.,joy "Although y’know, he-he’s a private guy.",non-neutral "Y’know, I wish I could get him to open up a little bit, share some feelings.",sadness That’s easy! You just have to think of him as a-as a jar of pickles that won’t open.,neutral So what are you saying; I should run him under hot water and bang his head against a table?,surprise No that’s what you do when you want to get the truth out of someone.,neutral Hi honey.,neutral Hi!,joy "Okay, Ben, I won’t tell your daddy that you had ice cream for dinner, if you don’t tell about our little bonking incident.",fear "Monica, number one, I don’t think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... What?!",surprise You said number two.,neutral I also said number one.,neutral Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.,neutral Can’t I just look at the handles on them?,neutral You would think.,neutral "Okay, fine.",neutral "Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why I’m a terrible waitress?",non-neutral "Because, I don’t care.",neutral I don’t care.,neutral "I don’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don’t care where the tray spot is, I just don’t care, this is not what I want to do.",non-neutral So I don’t think I should do it anymore.,non-neutral I’m gonna give you my weeks notice.,non-neutral What?!,surprise "Gunther, I quit.",non-neutral Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for coffee?,surprise "Ohh, I mean it’s just so realistic!",non-neutral "I know. Yeah, his name is Pat.",neutral Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!!,joy "Do you uh, do you—ready for a refill?",neutral "Oh, I probably shouldn’t—so I will! Oh! Wow! It’s like it’s raining!",surprise "Pretty cool, huh?",joy "But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.",neutral "Umm, can I use your bathroom?",neutral "It’s uh, right through there.",neutral "Okay. God y’know, if someone told me a week ago that I would be peeing in Joey Tribbiani’s apartment",non-neutral "Yeah, life’s pretty great isn’t it?",joy "Yeah, it sure is!",joy "You know, I think I was sixteen.",neutral "Please, just a little bit off the back.",neutral "I'm still on ""no.""",neutral "Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?",neutral "No-no-no-no-no, I'm not fallin' for that again.",anger What's goin' on?,neutral "Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.",neutral What stupid thing did you do?,non-neutral Ewww!,disgust I know.,neutral "See, yes.",neutral "That’s Yasmine Bleeth, she’s a completely different kind of chick.",neutral I love you both.,neutral But in very different ways.,neutral Hey!,surprise Hey!,surprise (sees he’s watching,neutral "I did! But the store wouldn’t take her back! So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?",non-neutral "If they can’t find a home for her, they kill her! And I’m not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!",non-neutral "Okay, good, good, good, ‘cause, good, ‘cause I was kinda having second thoughts too.",non-neutral Okay. And it’s not just chicks y'know? It’s all kinds of other animals!,disgust "That’s horrible! Well, you did the right thing man.",disgust "Thanks, I’m glad you see it that way.",joy "Ohhh-hoo, funny story!",joy "So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?",neutral "Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him.",non-neutral "So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man?",neutral "Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone yet.",neutral "Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.",neutral I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever had!,non-neutral Really?! That's what you heard? You said that?,surprise I might've said that. Why is that funny?,neutral Because I'm very happy for him! And,joy Hi!,non-neutral "All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna say good-bye to my Grandma.",neutral Okay.,neutral "All right, let's go say good-bye.",neutral Hey!,neutral Did you get all this stuff for Joey to try and drive me out of the apartment?,anger "Honey, if you wanted to do that, you might as well just gotten him a fish, you know how fish freaked me out!",disgust Fish!,surprise "It wouldn't have mattered anyway, Phoebe, you and I are, are gonna live together, we're roommates; that's the deal.",neutral "Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here",sadness "Oh, it's so much more fun with you.",joy "We did have fun, didn't we?",joy We did!,joy "Oh, anyway, they say, if we want, we can see it tonight.",neutral "Oh, I would love to!",joy "Yay, okay!",joy "Good, good, good, good, good.",joy "Great, all right, okay, and Monica ask me to make the drumming stop.",neutral Um... Done!,neutral "You’re, hey, you’re not paying for the pizza!",surprise "Oh come on, it’s only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?",neutral "Ahh, I’d throw another thousand on that.",neutral "Why, how much is that?",neutral That’s about 60 cents.,neutral "Okay, it’s coffee.",neutral Ice coffee? Tell me it’s ice coffee!,surprise It’s-it’s hot,neutral Hot coffee!!!,surprise You idiot!!,anger "You were gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?!!",anger "What are you just some big, dumb, stupid, doofy idiot, with a doofy idiot hairdo, huh?!",anger Huh?,non-neutral !,anger What’s your favourite thing about summertime?,neutral "Umm, going to the beach. When it stays light real late.",neutral Yeah,neutral Hey!,surprise "Tommyyyy! Say, what’s your favourite thing about summer?",joy "Ooh, I don’t know. Probably the smell of freshly cut grass.",neutral "Ohh, that’s a good one.",non-neutral "OK, try this salmon mousse.",neutral Mmmm. Good.,joy Is it better than the other salmon mousse?,neutral It's creamier.,non-neutral "Yeah, well, is that",neutral "I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?",disgust My God! What happened to you?,surprise "Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn?",disgust """You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation.""",non-neutral That's so great! 'Cause you already know how to do that!,joy "Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really",non-neutral "Oh Chandler, I know, I know... oh, hey! You can see your nipples through this shirt!",non-neutral "Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.",joy "Ooh, you know, I had a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.",neutral I thought it was gonna be a closed casket.,neutral "Well, that doesn't mean she can't look nice!",non-neutral "Sweetie, you think you can get in there?",neutral I don't see why not.,neutral Here's my retainer!,neutral Someone in there?,neutral No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘wait until the last moment before I burst and die.’,non-neutral "Jeez, man did you fall.. Hi! So ah, did ya, did-did-did ya fall high?",surprise "Someone was in the lady's room, I couldn’t wait. I left the lid up for ya though.",neutral "Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, I’m-I’m talking to ah, . This is the part where you say your name.",neutral Ginger.,neutral "Ginger. I’m talking to Ginger, so....",neutral Don’t you have to use the bathroom?,neutral "Nope, nope, I’d just ah, I’d rather talk to you.",neutral "Yes, I do.",neutral "Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom.",neutral Someone in here.,neutral "I’m going to keep dating him Mother, and there’s nothing you can do about it!",anger Oh yes there is!,anger What are you going to do? Kill him? Like you did with Charles?!,anger That was an accident! And so were you.,anger "Well, at least I’m not a murderer!",anger "Oh, my baby!",non-neutral That was a great scene! And-and-and that slap looks so real! How do you do that?,surprise "Oh, just years of experience.",neutral Can I get some ice here?!,non-neutral "Oh anyway, I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are.",joy You’re not the fan who’s dying are you?,non-neutral Say what?,surprise "I’m supposed to meet and hug a fan who's dying, but that’s not supposed to be until later!",neutral "No. No, I’m Joey Tribbiani; we did a scene together yesterday. I-I’m the guy in the coma!",non-neutral Oh that was a real person?!,surprise "An-an-anyway I-I just wanted to say that since I’m getting your brain when you leave the show, I was wondering if there was any tips you can give me",non-neutral I-I-I’m leaving the show?,surprise I don’t know. Why? Did you hear something?,neutral Who told you that?,surprise "Oh uh, one of the writers.",non-neutral Which one? Was it bald or was it tall?,surprise Umm,neutral Feel better?,neutral Yeah!,joy Much!,joy "Listen uh, not that I’m y’know insecure about my manhood or anything y’know, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.",non-neutral "Yeah, I understand.",neutral Yeah! Okay! Hey! Hi!,joy Hi!,joy "Y’know, you look familiar. Do I know you from somewhere?",surprise I don’t think so.,neutral Oh! Maybe it’s because I’m on television. I’m an actor on,non-neutral Wow!,surprise Yeah.,neutral Really?!,surprise Hm-mmm.,neutral $4.50 please.,neutral "Oh, let me get this. These are for you.",neutral "Alright, alright, alright.",neutral It's been fourteen and a half minutes and you still have not said one word.,non-neutral "Oh God, do something.",non-neutral "Just make contact, smile!",non-neutral There you go!,joy You're definitely scaring here.,non-neutral Would you like to call somebody?,neutral "Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with.",neutral "Okay! Feel free to look, but I’m telling you those contracts are not on this desk.",anger Oh,neutral It’s my sister.,neutral "Okay, very cute braces. Anyway y’know what, the",neutral So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?,non-neutral "In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a",neutral "Phoebe, she doesn’t know that you sneak out every night, she doesn’t know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn’t know that you’ve been living with your Grandmother’s for a week now.",neutral "Okay, well maybe not on those levels.",neutral Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "I’m never gonna find a roommate, ever.",sadness "Why, nobody good?",neutral "Well let’s see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that’s plural.",disgust The spitter.,disgust "Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it.",non-neutral "Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing",neutral So how many more do you have tomorrow?,neutral Two.,neutral "This photographer, who seemed really dull.",neutral "And this actor guy, who I’m not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone ‘Chandler Bing,’ he said ‘Whoa-whoa, short message.’",neutral "Ross , foot on the floor or come over no more!",neutral "Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.",non-neutral What?,neutral "I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, soo...",neutral "Umm, how’s it going with you guys?",neutral "Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.",neutral "Oh, really?",surprise "Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference",joy Hey!,neutral Hi!,neutral What-what are-what are these?,non-neutral "Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d brighten up the place. They do don’t you think?",joy "No-no-no, no!",non-neutral "Well, how-how come?",neutral That’s just the way it is.,neutral That’s crazy.,surprise "Maybe it’s crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now.",neutral "See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now… Peter!",neutral "Hey, Peter!",neutral It’s me Rhonda!,neutral From PS-129!,neutral I shared my puddin’ which you man!,non-neutral I gave you my,neutral I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you.,neutral "Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he",neutral "That’s okay, I’m cool over here. I’ll catch up with you later, Joey.",neutral "Op, this is saved. Gift shop.",neutral "How’s that coffee comin,’ dear?",neutral "Yeah, right away Mr. Kaplan.",neutral "I’m not supposed to drink coffee, it makes me gassy.",neutral I know!,non-neutral "I’ll bet your thinking, ‘What’s an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee?’ Eh?",surprise Op.,neutral Eh.,non-neutral "Oh, you got me.",neutral "Well, don’t think I haven’t noticed your potential.",neutral "Well, I’ve got a project for you that’s a lot more related to fashion.",neutral How does that sound?,neutral "Oh, that sounds great.",joy "Come on over here, sweetheart.",neutral "Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.",joy "Well, I y'know, I was just, umm, I was just thinking and hoping, that umm, maybe you’d want to get back together?",fear No. But thanks.,neutral Aw come on Phoebe would you just think about it?,sadness Okay. No. But thanks.,neutral "Okay, ah, see ya Pheebs.",neutral "Wow, that was kinda brutal.",surprise "Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right.",neutral "Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, y’know.",neutral "Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing,",neutral "Yeah, sure.",neutral Wow.,surprise "I'm, I'm really sorry.",neutral "Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.",neutral Relieved?,surprise "Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.",neutral She wants,neutral "Oh my God! If you say that one more time,",anger Fine!,anger Fine!,anger "But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, “If you accept full responsibility...” Full responsibility!",anger “...I can begin to trust you again.,anger Does that seem like something you can do.,anger Does it?!,anger !”,anger No?,surprise "Look, Ross, you have what you want, you’re back with Rachel.",neutral If you bring this up now you’re gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.,neutral "Yeah, I know.",sadness "I mean, no, you’re right.",sadness Yeah I guess I’ll let it go.,neutral But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.,sadness "Sure, it’s hard to forget!",neutral But that doesn’t mean you have to talk about it!,neutral "A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, ever talk about.",neutral What the hell happened on that beach?!,surprise "It’s between us and the sea, Ross!",neutral I didn’t think you were gay. I do now.,non-neutral "See my friend-my friend, Rachel, she wants to be set up.",neutral "Ahh, I just got out of a big relationship, I’m not looking for any thing serious.",sadness "Oh, y’know what, that might be okay even if it was just kind of a fling, that might be all right with Rachel.",neutral "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Is this, hot Rachel, that you took to the Christmas party, Rachel?",surprise "Oh, by the way, that is her full name.",neutral Oh wow! I’m free for her!,joy "Oh, wait a second! I didn’t say I wasn’t free!",surprise "Hey, Chandler, why don’t we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?",neutral "Hold on, y’know I",neutral "Oh well, that’s uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!",non-neutral "Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.",neutral "Well, I don’t really know what that is, but",neutral "Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.",neutral "Hey Ross, look what I've got going here.",neutral "Yeah, save it for the cab, okay.",disgust What are you doing? We're going to a hospital.,surprise "What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.",neutral "Joey, get out of the fridge.",anger "All right, all right.",non-neutral What is that?,surprise For the ride.,neutral "Yeah, like in a cab...",neutral Save it.,neutral "Okay, hating this.",disgust "Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.",neutral "I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.",joy "That's nice. Get out Let's go, come on.",disgust "All right, I'm going. I'm going.",non-neutral "Here we go, here we go.",neutral "Rossy, Rossy.",neutral WHAT IS IT?!,non-neutral "Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.",non-neutral Yes. Absolutely. A quality.,neutral "Oh, oh, a quality, good, because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.",neutral "Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.",non-neutral Oh my God! Calling from Rome!,surprise So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.,neutral "Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. I'm talking to Rome.",non-neutral "Hey dad, what's up? Oh God. Ross, it's Nana.",non-neutral "So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk.",neutral You know it?,surprise "Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, get together for a drink?",neutral "Oh, sure, they love us over there.",neutral Ben! Ben! Ben!,joy Gimme ‘em!,anger No! They are mine!,anger You stole them from me!,anger You stole them from me!!,anger Gimme them!,anger You just wanna each take one?,neutral Yeah that seems fair. We never use them.,neutral "Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?",non-neutral Well,neutral Why don’t you phase it out?,neutral "Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think you’re, y’know, that you’re adjusting to life in America.",non-neutral "Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean they’re probably not even listening!",neutral They’re not listening too me?,surprise Of course they’re listening to you! Everybody listens to you.,neutral Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?,non-neutral I think you look fine.,neutral How about Joey... Pepponi?,neutral "No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.",neutral Joey... Switzerland?,neutral "Plus, y'know, I think it should be Joe.",neutral "Y'know, Joey makes me sound like I'm, I dunno, this big.",non-neutral Which I'm not.,neutral Joe...Joe...Joe...Stalin?,non-neutral Stalin...Stalin...do I know that name? It sounds familiar.,neutral "Well, it does not ring a bell with me...",neutral "Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.",non-neutral Might wanna try Joseph.,neutral Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that!,non-neutral "Oh yes! Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.",joy Are you kidding?,surprise "Okay, look.",neutral I-I studied evolution.,non-neutral "Remember, evolution?",non-neutral Monkey into man?,non-neutral "Plus, I’m a doctor, and I had a monkey.",neutral I’m Doctor Monkey!,non-neutral I’m not arguing with that.,neutral "All right, I’ve heard enough. I’ve made my decision.",non-neutral You are both idiots.,disgust "The joke is not funny, and it’s offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys!",disgust "You shouldn’t be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world!",anger Now let it go!,anger The joke sucks!,anger It’s your joke.,neutral Is not.,anger "Hey everybody, Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.",non-neutral I didn’t!,joy "Even when I found out…umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it.",neutral "Hey, Pheebs! Check-check this out.",non-neutral "Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady!",surprise "Yeah listen so, I thought I was getting better, so on my way home today I stopped by this guitar store and",neutral "Did you, did you",non-neutral No.,neutral Give me your hands. Strings. Gimme it! Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?,non-neutral Yes!,joy Then don't touch one!!,anger Really? You'd-you'd do that for me?!,surprise Yeah!,joy Thanks!,joy "All right, we'll start off slow. The only thing you have to do tonight is come up with the name of your main character.",neutral Done!,joy And it can't be Joey.,non-neutral It's not.,neutral Or Joseph.,neutral Oh.,non-neutral Hi!,neutral "Hi! Hey, Pete you’re back! Hey, check this out.",joy Wow! Skates!,joy Wow! You’re a lot sturdier that Chandler. He crumpled like a piece of paper. So how was you’re trip?,surprise Well...,neutral "Oh, what’d ya bring me?!",non-neutral "Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan.",non-neutral "Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection.",joy You want some coffee?,neutral "Yeah, sure, that’d be great.",neutral Regular or decaf?,neutral "Ah, which ever is closest.",neutral Okay.,neutral So ask me what I did today.,neutral So what did you do today Pete?,neutral I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.,joy What?! Oh.,surprise Hi.,neutral Hey.,neutral Where've you been?,neutral At the vet.,neutral "She's not gonna make you wear one of those big plastic cones, is she?",fear She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase. Apparently he's reached sexual maturity.,non-neutral Hey! He beat ya.,joy "She says as time goes on, he's gonna start getting agressive and violent.",sadness So what does this mean?,neutral I'm gonna have to give him up.,sadness Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again!,anger Hang on buddy!,non-neutral Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?,surprise I sure did.,neutral "But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig.",surprise "Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?",non-neutral May I come in?,neutral "Uh, yeah, if you want too.",neutral Do,neutral "Yeah, sure?",neutral So do I.,neutral "Okay Rach, before anything happens I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules.",neutral This is just about tonight.,neutral "I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of ""Us.""",neutral Okay?,neutral I just want this to be about what it is!,non-neutral "And um, what-what is that Ross?",non-neutral The physical act of love.,joy What?! Are you crazy?,surprise Oh so-so you weren't trying to entice me just now with your-your nakedness?,surprise "Oh God, you saw me?! Oh!",surprise You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.,non-neutral "Noo!! No! You thought, you actually thought I wanted to have sex with you?!",non-neutral No! No! No! No-no-no-no.,non-neutral "Ohh wow! I’m sorry, but Ross you kicked off your shoes!",surprise "Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?",neutral "It's, all good! Okay bye-bye Mon! She's-she's gonna kill me.",fear "Yeah, the phone was facing the other way. And that goes back up there.",neutral Ah Joey.,neutral Joey Tribbiani.,neutral "Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.",neutral "So, does that mean the audition is off?",non-neutral "Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to take these dancers and show them the combination.",neutral What?!,surprise "Aw come on Joey, it's easy.",neutral "Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand sissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!",neutral "It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands.",non-neutral Have fun.,neutral Bye.,neutral Wow! Fortunately she has a,surprise "Oh, I so can't believe this! My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I was trying so hard to be a good hostess!",surprise "Oh, I can't believe my sperm have low motility because, let me tell you, when I was growing up they sure seem to be in a hurry to get places!",surprise !,surprise Hi there.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.,neutral Ok.,neutral "Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know!",neutral "So, keep having sex on a regular basis.",neutral "Oh, DAMN IT!",anger "Don't worry, after a while he'll tune it out.",neutral "Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.",neutral Ok.,neutral "Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept. I mean, anthropologically speaking-",neutral "Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.",non-neutral "We're kidding. C'mon, tell us!",non-neutral Yeah! C'mon!,joy "Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey-",neutral "Hi, is uh, is Carol here?",neutral "No, she's at a faculty meeting.",neutral "Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...",neutral Come in.,neutral "Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.",neutral What's it look like?,neutral Kinda like a big face without skin.,neutral "Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.",neutral "Ok. Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.",surprise "Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.",neutral "Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic.",joy "Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.",neutral "The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?",surprise "What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?",non-neutral "You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?",surprise I have no idea what you just said.,neutral Put Joey on the phone.,neutral What's up man?,non-neutral I'm trppd... in an ATM vstbl... wth,fear "Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Chandler, listen.",non-neutral "Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind.",neutral and that was all before 10 o’clock.,neutral The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon.,neutral And then the florist phoned to say there aren’t any tulips.,neutral "Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome.",neutral We’re not gonna be,neutral "Whoa-whoa-whoa! Emily, honey, okay?",surprise "Well, up yours too!",anger Where’s Chandler?,neutral "Ah, he can’t make it, he said he had to his... Whoa-oh!",surprise Joey? Joey Tribbiani?,neutral Joey I can see you okay? You’re hiding behind the coats.,neutral "Okay listen, just give me anything I can make two of.",neutral "Well, if you don’t have anything to copy, why are you going down there?",non-neutral "Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?",non-neutral Yeah! You wanna come?,joy Yeah!,joy Fine.,neutral Fine.,neutral Fine.,neutral Fine.,neutral All right. We're gonna go. It's not for another six hours. We're gonna go then.,neutral Hey.,neutral What’s the matter?,non-neutral Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!!,disgust Oh Willie’s still alive!,surprise What are you guys doing?,neutral "Oh, my mom called, they’re gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we’re looking for a good picture of us.",non-neutral "Oooh, I’m afraid that does not exist.",neutral "That’s not true, there are great pictures of us!",surprise "No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who’s going like this",neutral Oh my God! That’s the creep that you’re with at the,surprise "I don’t know what it is, I just can’t take a good picture.",sadness "Oh, here’s a great one.",joy "Yeah, I’m not in that.",neutral "I know, but look at me: all tan.",joy "Hey, why don’t you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer.",neutral That’s a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Y’know,joy "Yeah that’s great! Next to that, Chandler won’t look so stupid.",neutral Chandler what do you say?,neutral "All right, but I should warn you, I’m not going. I’m going.",neutral also I was the point person on my company’s transition from the KL-5 to GR-6 system.,neutral You must’ve had your hands full.,neutral That I did. That I did.,neutral So let’s talk a little bit about your duties.,neutral My duties? All right.,surprise "Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’ll have a lot of duties.",neutral I see.,neutral But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you can dump a certain amount on them.,neutral Good to know.,neutral We can go into detail,neutral No don’t I beg of you!,fear "All right then, we’ll have a definite answer for you on Monday, but I think I can say with some confidence, you’ll fit in well here.",neutral Really?!,surprise Absolutely. You can relax; you did great.,neutral But then who? The waitress I went out with last month?,surprise You know? Forget it!,non-neutral "No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?",surprise "No, I-I-I-I don't, I actually don't know",non-neutral Ok!,neutral "All right, well...",neutral I'm gonna see if I can get a room for the night and I'll...,non-neutral I'll see you later!,non-neutral "Yeah, sure!",neutral "Hey, Mon.",neutral Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.,neutral Do I ever.,joy Chris says they’re closing down the bar.,sadness No way!,surprise "Yeah, apparently they’re turning it into some kinda coffee place.",neutral Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?,non-neutral Got me.,sadness Can I get a beer.,neutral "Hey, did you pick a roommate?",neutral You betcha!,joy Is it the Italian guy?,neutral "Um-mm, yeah right!",non-neutral "Oh my God, oh my God! Poor Monica!",surprise "What, what, what?!",surprise What?!,surprise He was with her when he wrote this poem.,neutral "Look, 'My vessel so empty with nothing inside.",neutral "Now that I've touched you, you seem emptier still.'",neutral "He thinks Monica is empty, she is the empty vase!",surprise You really think that is what he meant?,non-neutral "Oh, totally. Oh, God, oh, she seemed so happy too.",sadness Done.,neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hi!,non-neutral What are you doing here?,surprise "Ah y'know, this building is on my paper route so I...",neutral Oh.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral How’d did it go?,neutral "Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldn’t shut up.",joy I’m so proud of you.,joy Me too!,joy "Listen, I’m ah, I’m sorry I’ve been so crazy and jealous and, it’s just that I like you a lot, so...",non-neutral I know.,neutral Yeah.,neutral Yeah.,neutral Ameri-can.,neutral Ameri-ccan.,neutral Ameri-can. Y'know it’s a,neutral Everybody!!,surprise Good job Joe! Well done! Top notch!,joy You liked it? You really liked it?,surprise "Oh-ho-ho, yeah!",joy Which part exactly?,neutral The whole thing! Can we go?,neutral "Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.",non-neutral "I love the specifics, the specifics were the best part!",non-neutral "Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did-did you like that part?",neutral I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic.,non-neutral You fell asleep!!,anger There was no kangaroo!,anger They didn’t take any of my suggestions!,non-neutral That’s for coming buddy.,neutral I’ll see you later.,neutral Don’t go!,sadness I’m sorry.,sadness I’m so sorry!,sadness Look!,surprise This guy fell asleep!,non-neutral He fell asleep too!,non-neutral Be mad at him!,anger "Or, call an ambulance.",non-neutral "Okay, look, I think we have to tell Rachel she messed up her dessert.",neutral "What?! What is with everybody? It’s Thanksgiving, not...Truth-Day!",non-neutral "Yes, and it is my dying wish to have that ring.",neutral "See, if I’m not buried with that ring then my spirit is going to wander the nether world for all eternity",neutral "Okay, that’s enough honey!",neutral I don’t know. Let me see the ring.,neutral "Great! Okay, here.",joy All right.,neutral Thank you. Thank you. Thank you! And,joy What've you been up to?,neutral "Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much.",neutral "Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.",neutral Can you hold on a moment? I have another call. I love her.,joy I know.,neutral I'm back.,neutral "So, are we gonna get together or what?",neutral "Um, absolutely. Uh, how 'bout tomorrow afternoon? Do you know uh, Central Perk in the Village, say, five-ish?",neutral "Great, I'll see you then.",neutral Ok. Ok. Having a phone has finally paid off.,joy "Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinkin' when she sees you tomorow, she's probably gonna realize, ""Hey, you're not Bob.""",neutral "I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up, she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.",neutral Oh my god. You are pure evil.,disgust "Ok, pure evil , horny and alone . I've done this",non-neutral Nobody!,anger Nobody respects the bucket!,anger You wouldn't believe what people put in here!,non-neutral Look!,anger "Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?",anger No.,neutral This is my wedding.,neutral "All right, y’know what? We really are late! Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go!!",non-neutral Fine. You’ll-you’ll watch it on video when we get back.,neutral Here you go Phoebe! Here you go Phobo! Phewbedo! Phaybobo.,joy Thank you.,neutral Thank you.,neutral "All right, let’s go! Bye, Pheebs!",joy "Bye, Pheebs!",joy London baby!!,joy "Oh, do you need a hug? You don’t have to bring me anything!",joy Hey!,non-neutral Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and I’ll have my health insurance back in no time.,joy "That’s great, but shouldn’t you be on the toilet right now?",non-neutral What?!,surprise What’s wrong with you?,non-neutral Nothing!,neutral "Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, haven’t been able to stand up since.",fear "But um, I don’t think it’s anything serious.",neutral This sounds like a hernia. You have to—you-you go to the doctor!,surprise "No way! ‘Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything it’s gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!",fear That’s a hernia.,non-neutral Why did I have to start working out again? Damn you 15s!,anger I love your place! Where is this guy from?,joy Uh that’s an eighteenth century Indian artifact from Calcutta.,neutral "Oh wow! So, you’re more than just dinosaurs.",surprise So much more.,neutral "Well, well to sum up, we’re having fun, you look young.",neutral Okay,neutral But that’s not enough. So… So…here’s a key to my apartment.,neutral Really?!,surprise Really.,neutral You don’t think this is too fast.,neutral Get Out!,anger "Ross, can I talk to you for a minute?",neutral "Yes, please! So, what's going on?",neutral "Uh, well... Joey and I broke up.",sadness "Oh my God, wh-what happened?",surprise "Joey is a great guy, but we're just... so different! I mean, during your speech he kept laughing at homo erectus!",sadness I knew that was him!,non-neutral "Anyway I just, uh, I think it's for the best.",sadness "Hey, you ok?",neutral I guess.,sadness There was hum... there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey.,neutral I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone else.,neutral "Ok Geller. Last day of the conference, you know what happens to the keynote speaker.",neutral "Oh, professor Clerk we're kind of in the middle of a conversation, here.",neutral "Yeah, can you guys just throw him in the pool later?",neutral Or we could throw you both in,non-neutral "Ok, gentlemen!",anger Please!,anger Aren't we a little old for this?,anger "I mean, we're scientists, right?",non-neutral We're academics.,non-neutral And most importantly I... you-you will have to catch us first.,joy .,neutral "GO, GO, GO!",joy "Go, go, go!",joy "Oh yeah, now everybody wants to be under this hat!",joy Oy!!,non-neutral What’s with all this sand?,surprise "Oh, yeah, Bob said there might be flood damage.",neutral "Yeah, either that, or he has a really big cat.",neutral "Okay, see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.",anger "Oh umm, my big scene is coming up. Big scene coming up.",joy "If you said, ""Big lima bean, bubbling up."" Would she understand the difference?",neutral Rach? What are you doing?,neutral "Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary!",fear It's a diaper commercial.,neutral "Oh yeah well, you know me, babies, responsibilities, ahhh!!!",fear Pizza delivery!,joy I'll get it! I will get that!,joy Hi!,joy Hi!,joy "Hey, you wanna get something to eat or uh, do you wanna see how long we can throw this ball back and forth? Huh?",neutral "Uhh, the ball thing.",neutral Yeah?,neutral "Hey Ross, wouldn't it be great if we could go two straight hours without dropping it?!",joy "Uhh,",neutral Okay!,joy Uh-oh.,fear What?,neutral I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!,non-neutral "Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!",surprise "I know! Don't switch hands, okay?",fear Hey.,neutral Hey!,neutral How did it go with Erin?,neutral "Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!",joy "Yay!! Oh so, you’re not, you’re not mad at us anymore?",joy No!,non-neutral No!,non-neutral No!,non-neutral You guys were totally right!,joy This is so much better than the first time we went out.,joy Y’know?,neutral "That was so awkward, we were really nervous.",neutral Didn’t you sleep together?,neutral "Yeah, that really calms me down.",neutral And!,non-neutral We have so much in common!,joy "She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if we were ever to have kids, well that’s a",non-neutral "Oh my God! Listen to you talkin’ about having kids. Oh my Joey. Oh, please don’t get married before I do.",surprise Okay.,neutral How does she do that?,surprise I cannot sleep in a public place.,neutral Would you look at her? She is so peaceful.,non-neutral Oh! What what what! ...Hi.,surprise "It's okay, y'know, you just nodded off again.",neutral What's going on with you?,surprise I got no sleep last night!,anger Why?,neutral "My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed.",disgust "Oh, and deaf.",neutral "So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time.",neutral You have no idea how loud they are!,disgust "Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.",neutral Thanks.,joy Ew! What is that? Something exploded!,disgust "It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?",neutral "Water breaking, what do you mean? What's that, water breaking?",surprise "Breathe, breathe, breathe.",neutral "Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, he’s actually going to kill you dead.",surprise Okay! You don’t think I thought of that?,non-neutral How can you not know which one?,surprise I mean that’s unbelievable.,non-neutral "I mean, was it Gina?",neutral Which one is Gina?,neutral "Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings.",neutral "No, no, no, that’s Dina.",neutral "You see you can’t tell which one is which either, dwha!!",surprise "I don’t know, you thought ‘See you Saturday’ was funny.",neutral "Look honey, Mark is in fashion okay, I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with.",neutral You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me.,neutral Pa-haa!! I would love to go with you.,joy Really!?,surprise "Yeah, hey I-I have clothes, I even pick them out.",neutral "I mean for, for all you know I could be a fashion..... monger.",neutral "Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. What?",joy "What should I wear, now I’m all nervous.",fear ": I know, we did it!! Hey, that was incredible, huh?!",joy "I know, it was amazing! I mean, we totally nailed it, it was beautiful.",joy ": Thank you, listen, thanks a lot Tribbiani, . Oh my God, look at the time, I gotta catch the bus to the ball.",joy "Oh well, okay, good luck.",non-neutral : Yeah.,neutral Unless you wanna practice the Foxtrot again? Or-or the Tango?,neutral ": Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think I’m ready to dance with girls.",neutral Okay.,neutral : Yeah.,neutral Go get ‘em Treeger.,neutral ": Right. Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.",neutral Really?,surprise ": Yeah, you could dance real good with her, she’s the same size as me.",neutral "No, I’m good.",neutral "Oh God, this is so nerve wracking! How-how do you do this?",non-neutral "Well, unfortunately, I don't get many callbacks so",neutral Is it a good sign that they asked us to hang around after the audition?,surprise Who knows?,neutral "Okay uh, we have narrowed it down to Raymond, Ben, Kyle, and Joey. The rest of you, thank you very much.",neutral Yes!! I knew it!! Bye-bye! So long! Later!,joy Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!,joy Yeah!,joy "Actually, that can't happen.",neutral "Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben.",neutral So it'll be either you two or you two.,neutral "Man, this is gonna be kinda weird.",non-neutral "Yeah, it is.",neutral "No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.",neutral "Okay, come on, I can't get married until I get something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.",non-neutral "Okay, all right, all right, all right! Okay! Okay, here's something, here's something blue and new.",joy Please!,non-neutral Are you kidding?,non-neutral "I-I hurt three huge men, I gave a guy a bloody nose—I mean I-I’m not proud of it but, I really am.",non-neutral "And it’s all because of you, wonderful, amazing you.",joy I think you’ve got concussion.,fear "No, no, I’m serious. Thank you.",joy You’re welcome. I’m sorry. Did I hurt you?,fear "It’s worth the pain. Y’know what, you know what? It’s not.",non-neutral Wow! That Mike thing was interesting! I don't know what's gonna happen with Phoebe and David.,surprise "I do! Want a hint? huh? ""I do"" ""I do"".",non-neutral "Ok, I'm sensing that this is some kind of word play, because you are pink with barely controlled glee.",neutral David is going to propose to Phoebe.,joy What? Why?,surprise "Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.",non-neutral "Chandler, we have talked about this.",anger You are not supposed to give people advice!,anger Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?,non-neutral I,neutral They've only been going out for a few weeks and Phoebe is completely hung up on Mike!,anger "She'll say ""No"", David's heart will be broken, it will be too hard for them to recover from and then Phoebe will end up alone",non-neutral "Man, that's some",non-neutral "Oh, that's not what you want...",neutral "This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.",neutral It-it’s great to meet you Paul.,joy I usually prefer Elizabeth’s boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.,neutral "Of course, of course, Mr. Stevens.",neutral "So Ross, what your problem?",anger Eh-wh—Excuse me?,surprise Why can’t you get a girlfriend your own age?,anger That’s funny. Umm…. It’s not funny.,fear I,neutral Okay.,neutral "I can, I can see that.",neutral "Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.",fear Okay.,neutral What?,neutral Okay. I’ll give you one chance to change my mind. You got one minute.,anger Daddy!,surprise "Oh well, it’s not on TV yet.",neutral "Well, then it’s not on the wall yet.",neutral "Okay, fine, I will bring you a tape, huh?",neutral "So umm, now do you have any of Matt Lauer’s clothes here? Maybe? Just ones that haven’t been cleaned yet?",neutral Ooooohh!,surprise "Oh yeah, I'm sure. And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.",neutral Was it...?,surprise "Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.",neutral """Ooo,"" what?",surprise Uma Thurman.,neutral Oh!,surprise The actress!,surprise Thanks Rach.,neutral So what are you gonna do?,surprise You have to tell her!,joy You have to tell her!,joy "It's your moral obligation, as a friend, as a woman, I think it's a feminist issue!",non-neutral Guys?,non-neutral Guys?,non-neutral "Oh, yeah, you have to tell her.",neutral Feminist issue. That's where I went!,neutral She is gonna hate me.,fear "Yeah, well...",neutral Will you marry me?,non-neutral It’s the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!,joy "Yeah, yeah you have the ring?",neutral "Yeah, right here in my pocket. Pheebs?",neutral Oh! Oop!,surprise "Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and she’s gonna know.",neutral Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!,neutral Hi guys.,neutral You are beautiful.,joy "Oh, thank you! What’s going on?",joy We’re just really…very excited about this charity event that we have to go to.,neutral "Okay umm, Ross?",neutral "I'm-I'm really warm, so I'm going to be taking off my sweater.",neutral "Now, I'm just letting you know that this is",neutral Yep! That's hilarious!,joy I'm sorry. I'm done. I'm done.,neutral "Y'know, last night was embarrassing for you too.",neutral "No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.",neutral Uh-huh. But it was a first for the rest of my building.,neutral "Okay. All right, that's true! But y'know I just don't embarrass that easily.",neutral What?! You totally get embarrassed!,surprise "No, I don't! Ross, I think I'm just a more secure person than you are.",neutral Is that so?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am,disgust I can’t believe it!,surprise I did it!,joy I rode a bike!,joy I never thought I’d be able to do that!,joy Thank you Ross.,joy "Oh hey, don’t thank me, thank yourself. You’re the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.",joy "Well yeah, but then",non-neutral "Yeah—No-but-but-but-but! We’re just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, that’s not scary right?",non-neutral Depends on what you mean by we.,neutral "Hey, both you guys should be up there with me.",neutral "I mean, you two are-are my… I mean, I’m lucky to have just one good",neutral Thanks man.,neutral I gotta go check something over here.,neutral What a baby.,non-neutral Total wuss!,non-neutral David?,neutral Phoebe! Hi!,joy Oh my God!,surprise "Wow, you look unbelievable.",joy Yeah. What-what are you doing here?,surprise "Well, I'm back from Minsk... permanently.",non-neutral What happened?,surprise "Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?",neutral Yeah?,neutral "Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.",sadness "Well, it's great that you're back! How are you?",joy "Good, good, life is good...",non-neutral Good!,joy "Ah well, I-I'm seeing someone.",non-neutral "Oh, good for you.",neutral "She's also a scientist, so she's very smart and pretty and... well, it's actually because of you, really, that we're together, I mean, I saw what you had with that Mike guy, and I just said ""Boy, I want that"".",non-neutral Mike and I broke up.,sadness "It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.",sadness Oh my God!,surprise I'm sorry.,sadness I'm sorry too.,sadness "Well, we're gonna... we're gonna figure this out.",non-neutral I know.,non-neutral "Okay, we have a lot of options here, a number of prototypes for you to try on.",neutral Wow! This looks great!,joy "Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. Umm, this one is made of bologna.",non-neutral And-and-and-and-and the toothpicks?,non-neutral You kissed another woman!,non-neutral Call it even?!,neutral Okay!,non-neutral "Well, I’m gonna go get these in some water.",neutral Wait you stole those from these people’s wedding?,surprise "No-no, I took them from the hotel lobby.",neutral "Yeah, they think they can charge me for some dirty movie and a bag of Mashuga nuts, they got another think coming.",anger Hey!,surprise My sweater!,surprise I’ve been looking for this for like a month!,surprise Oh my God!!,surprise Oh my God!,surprise Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy?,non-neutral "Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be!",anger Huh?,surprise Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out!,anger I talk to you and nothin’.,non-neutral "You look at me, and it’s nothin’.",non-neutral Nothing.,non-neutral "Tasty! I’m really starting to feel like you guys have a history, it’s-it’s nice.",joy I have a question about this scene.,neutral Yes?,neutral "Well, I don’t understand why Adrienne’s attracted to Victor.",non-neutral "Peel the onion. First of all, he’s good looking.",neutral Yeah.,neutral I think my character’s gonna need a little bit more of reason than that.,neutral "Oh, hey, how about this one.",neutral "Ah, it’s says so in the script!",non-neutral "Y'know ah, I-I don’t know why my character likes you either, I mean it says in the script here that you’re a bitch.",non-neutral It doesn’t say that in the script.,anger It does in mine!,non-neutral I can’t,non-neutral Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.,non-neutral Y’know who has a great video camera?,neutral Greg and Jenny?,neutral Do you still wanna call ‘em? I wanna call ‘em.,neutral Let’s call ‘em.,neutral Yeah! Ask them if they brought their friends any souvenirs!,joy Hello? Eighth street deli?,neutral "Hey, hang up! You get food poisoning just talkin’ to that place.",disgust "Uh sorry, wrong number.",non-neutral Here you go.,neutral Hello? It’s the deli again!,surprise All right! I’ll have a sandwich!,joy I don’t think this number’s right!,non-neutral Oh come on!!,non-neutral "Gotta go. I miss you too, I love you, but it's getting real late now",sadness "Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? Did you know this isn't Ma?",surprise Her name's Ronni. She's a pet mortician.,neutral Sure. So how long you been...,neutral "Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?",neutral Since then?!,surprise "No, it's only been six years.",neutral I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.,neutral ...Joe.,neutral Y'ever been in love?,neutral ...I d'know.,neutral Then y'haven't. You're burning your tomatoes.,neutral You're one to talk.,disgust "Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.",neutral Oh man. Please tell me one of 'em is Ma.,non-neutral "Of course, course one of 'em's Ma. What's the matter with you.",surprise "Everything’s gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?",neutral "Hello, I am Guru Saj--Whoa!! That’s supposed to be a duck right? ‘Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.",surprise "Hey, Rach, how was work?",neutral "Oh, great. Although I did sit down where there wasn’t a chair.",neutral "By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.",neutral "Oh, well, I guess I had that one coming.",neutral "I’m just gonna throw it out, it’s probably just a bunch of shampoo and...",neutral Something wrong?,neutral No. Nothing.,neutral "And then, and then you said that thing about, about bringing the Mesozoic era in the 21st century.",neutral "Yeah, that's it?",surprise Yeah.,neutral Yess!!,joy We're teeth people Zack!,joy "Dude, I am sorry about what I said!",sadness "No, no, you’re right, it is a ridiculous name!",non-neutral It’s not that bad.,neutral "Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.",non-neutral "So, you’re just Bing?",neutral Because we won our apartment back!,joy "What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!",surprise "No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!",non-neutral I don’t know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! Ah-ha!,surprise "All right, cut, let’s pick again, pick again.",neutral Okay.,neutral Come on apartment! Come on apartment! Oh! I know queen is high!,non-neutral "Uh-huh, not as high as… It worked! King!",surprise Yeah baby!,joy "But, we pick again! We pick again!",joy Why?!,neutral I don’t know!,non-neutral Tickets please! That’s courtside baby!,joy "Seriously, good game though. Good game. What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!",surprise No they didn’t!,non-neutral "You know, I don't think we brought enough stuff. Did you forget to pack the baby's anvil?",neutral It's gonna be worth it.,neutral "It's a known fact that women love babies, all right?",neutral Women love guys who love babies.,neutral It's that whole sensitive thing.,neutral "Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there.",neutral Maybe one of them will break away.,neutral "No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left.",non-neutral "All right, gimme the baby.",neutral "No, I got him.",neutral "No, seriously.",non-neutral "Oh, seriously you want him?",surprise Hello.,neutral "Well, don't, don't think me immodest, but, me?",surprise You wanna smell him?,neutral "Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.",joy What'd I tell you? What'd I tell you?,non-neutral "Well, we are great guys.",neutral Bye.,neutral "Well, not really.",neutral "I mean technically it’s-it’s not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon.",neutral "Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.",non-neutral "Well Ross, you be careful now. You don’t want to get a reputation as y’know Professor McNailshisstudents.",non-neutral Yeah. What-what should I do?,non-neutral "Well Ross, it seems pretty clear.",neutral I mean what’s more important?,neutral "What people think or how you feel, huh?",neutral "Ross, you gotta follow your heart.",neutral Joey that is so sweet.,joy Hey.,neutral "Hey-hey-hey! So, how did it go with Dana? Any reason I should leave a block of time open say Thursday?",neutral I couldn’t do it.,sadness You couldn’t do it?!,surprise "Hey, relax I just need more time. We’re going to dinner tonight.",neutral What?! You’re going out with her again!,surprise Going out with who?,neutral "Uh, Dana Keystone from college.",neutral Oh yeah! Wasn’t she uh,surprise "No, that was Dana Caplin.",neutral Joey! You didn’t even know her!,surprise Ah whatever!,non-neutral "Morning! Hey, how’s my favorite genius and my little robot buddy?!",joy Don’t touch him!,anger Okay!,surprise All right.,neutral "Umm, all right Wayne, level with me.",neutral Okay?,neutral I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired.,fear "Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part!",non-neutral "Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance!",non-neutral "I mean, I love-I love this little guy!",non-neutral Ah-ah!!,surprise "Okay, that’s why you didn’t want me to touch him right?",surprise Here you go!,neutral Okay?,neutral Stupid!,anger I can’t believe it!,surprise God!,anger "Hey, how you doin’?",neutral Hey.,neutral "Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...",non-neutral "No, hey, well, I-I completely understand. You were, you were stressed.",neutral I was gonna give you a chance to apologise to me.,non-neutral For what? For letting you throw me out of your office?,anger You had no,anger "Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.",anger "But I told you, I didn’t have the time!",anger "Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.",anger "Wh, Ross what do you want from me?",anger "You want me, you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?",anger I know.,neutral "Ooh, I have to tell you something.",non-neutral What?,neutral But I can’t tell you.,neutral "Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.",neutral "Well, sure in a perfect world. But, no, I promised I wouldn’t tell, and I swore to like all my gods.",neutral Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?,neutral No.,neutral Does it have to do with Joey?,neutral No.,neutral Does it have to do with-with Chandler and that sock that he keeps by his bed?,neutral "No, but let’s come back to that later!",neutral Hi!,joy Richard!,joy "Actually, I’m not here to complement the chef.",neutral "Ohh… Oh, that’s okay I hate when people come back to complement the chef.",neutral Like I have nothing better to do!,neutral So what’s up?,neutral "Well, it was great seeing you the other night.",joy "Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?",neutral No! I came here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you.,joy "One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.",non-neutral So forcing her to marry Bobby is gonna make that happen?,non-neutral "Maybe! Well! Well…so-so uh, what kind of music does Numb Nuts—Oh forget it! I can’t!",anger "Joey, I am scared to death about this.",fear "But I really think I can do it, I’m just gonna need some help.",fear And Bobby’s gonna be here the whole time.,neutral "You bet I am! And to answer your earlier question, we’re straight-up gangster rap.",joy "Look, Rachel’s told me how much easier you’ve made all this on her. Why can’t you do that for me?",anger Because! ‘Cause… ‘Cause you’re my baby sister!,non-neutral And you’re my big brother!,joy "I mean, you’re my favorite guy in the whole world.",neutral I’m not even scared to tell mom and dad.,neutral I was scared of telling you.,fear "Well I’d be scared of them, but all right.",non-neutral "Joey, I can’t stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me.",sadness I want him to have his uncle.,sadness Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?,sadness Of course he’s gonna have his Uncle Joey!,joy "We’re gonna be all right. I mean, even if we’re not married this baby is gonna be so loved. Not just by us.",joy That’s right! By his uncle too!,joy And by you.,joy "Okay Bobby, why don’t we just come over here and let them have a little moment.",neutral Come here!,non-neutral No! Seriously! What’s wrong with you?!,non-neutral I had a really nice time tonight.,joy So did I. I'm really glad Monica asked us out.,joy "I'd love to ask you in, but uh, my sister's visiting and I think she's asleep on the couch.",neutral You're sister? You're sister's asleep on the couch? Ohhh! I saw,surprise "Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel.",neutral Hi!,joy "Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!",surprise Like it would help.,neutral You are so bad!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are!,non-neutral You are so dead! I'm gonna get you.,non-neutral "Uh, it was very nice meeting you.",neutral "Oh my God, it's that Victoria's Secret model. Something... something Goodacre.",surprise "Hi Mom, it's Jill.",neutral "She's right, it's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh my God. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!",surprise "Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank, in an ATM vestibule.",neutral Jill says vestibule... I'm going with vestibule.,neutral "I'm fine. No, I'm not alone... I don't know, some guy.",neutral "Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was",joy "I say, Drew!",non-neutral Are you seeing anybody right now?,neutral "Og-ee-op, I’m not asking for me, I’m… I mean… No, I’m-I’m not gay, I’m not asking you out.",non-neutral I’m not-I’m not-I’m not gay!,non-neutral Personal shopping? What is that? Like where you walk around with snooty rich people and tell them what to buy?,neutral Uh-huh.,neutral That sounds great!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can’t eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.",non-neutral There’s gravy?,surprise If you have the big apartment you have to deal with people coming over all the time.,neutral "That fridge has got to be stocked, okay, that’s your department now.",neutral What are you doing?,neutral I think I left a donut up here.,neutral "So, in conclusion, the lines all go up , so I’m happy.",neutral Great job team!,joy Tomorrow at 8:30.,neutral Phil!,non-neutral Nice job.,joy Stevens!,non-neutral Way to go!,joy "Joel-burg, you maniac!",joy I love ya!,joy Bing!,joy "Good job, couldn’t have done it without ya.",joy "Thank you, sir.",neutral "Oh, excuse me. I forgot my briefcase y'know, by accident.",neutral "Of course, you did.",non-neutral Forgot something else too ya bastard!,non-neutral "Well, what about you?",neutral You’re not feeling left out or anything are ya?,neutral "No. No, not at all, that’s-that’s ridiculous.",non-neutral "Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?",non-neutral "Ye-ye-yeah, yes I do!",sadness "Now get on out of here, you!",non-neutral Hey Bob.,neutral Hey! How’s my pal Toby doing today?,joy "If I see him, I’ll ask.",neutral Toby!,joy Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?,non-neutral Yeah!,joy Oh then you know each other.,neutral We’re on a semi-first name basis.,neutral What do you think of adding him to our team?,neutral "Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I don’t know if he has what it takes.",non-neutral Really? They love him down on six.,surprise But this is eleven. It’s almost twice as hard up here.,neutral Hey! Guess what I got for your wedding!,joy A freakish thin date with a hanger for her head?,neutral "No. Rachel hooked me up with a tux! But not just any tux, Batman’s tux!",joy What?,surprise That’s right! Made expressly for Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit film…that Batman film he was in.,joy You can’t wear that! I’m wearing the famous tux! James Bond’s tux!,anger So?,neutral So—If you wear that you’ll make mine less special.,sadness "Sorry, I just don’t like the idea of when I say ""I do,"" he’s thinking, ""Yeah, I’d do her too!""",non-neutral Well then we still have a problem.,neutral Yeah!,neutral With what?,neutral "Well, we’re trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they’re all either boring or annoying or y’know, can’t stop staring at the ladies.",neutral Oo! You should have one of us do it!,joy "Phoebe, we’re getting",neutral No! No! It’s-it’s uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!,joy Are you serious?,surprise Yes! A friend of mine did it and it’s totally legal!,joy I call it!!,joy What?! No! It was my idea!,anger Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.,neutral Does calling it not mean anything anymore?!,anger "We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!",neutral "See, I see.... big passion in your future.",joy Really?,surprise I do.,neutral "Oh Ross, you're so great. [she playfully rubs his head and gets up]",joy It's never gonna happen.,non-neutral Everybody knows!,non-neutral "That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why.",neutral "Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldn’t sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.",neutral "Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.",neutral "Yeah, I would’ve except I had a big spaghetti stain on the other side.",neutral What?!?!,surprise "Okay, this is what I’m talking about, this. I-I need to live in a land where people can spill.",neutral You can spill. In the sink.,neutral "Aw, honey it’s not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don’t see that happening.",sadness "I love you, too.",joy "Aww, good. What?",non-neutral What? I’m just said.,sadness "No you’re not, you’re wondering which cushion it is.",neutral Oh my God! Are you serious?!,surprise Uh-huh.,neutral I would love to live with you Ross; that’s-that’s great! Thank you!,joy "Well, I’m-I’m just glad I could, y’know, help you out.",neutral "Wow! I’m-I’m so happy for you guys. This is so-so, not stupid.",non-neutral "Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me!",joy "I mean, I mean I was gonna be homeless.",sadness You just saved me!,joy You’re my hero!,joy "Hero, I uh, I don’t know—well, all right.",neutral "Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has!",joy "Oh please! You’re gonna say things now, aren’t ya?",non-neutral No.,neutral "No, I won’t.",neutral "But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise.",neutral "She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didn’t love her, but he really did, and it just blew up!",non-neutral And that’s how she ended up living with me!,non-neutral "Okay, that’s a lie.",neutral Ugh!!,disgust What happened?,neutral I ended up at Ross's place.,neutral "Oh, I musta missed counted or something.",neutral Damn!,anger She's not there anymore.,non-neutral "Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit.",neutral "No Joey, I think he's just watchin' TV.",neutral "...Dammit, hire the girl! Okay, everybody ready?",non-neutral "Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.",joy Lose the robe.,neutral Me?,surprise That's great.,joy "Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. Can I get you another latte?",neutral "No, no, I'm still working on mine.",neutral That's it?,surprise "Yeah, it was really hard.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.",neutral "Ok, you weren't there.",non-neutral "Wow! That’s ah, that’s pretty nice!",joy Pretty nice?,neutral "You’ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this.",neutral "We don’t have 50 bucks, but would you be willing to trade for it? We’ve got a canoe.",neutral "Y'know, I, I really don’t think we need a canoe.",neutral You gotta take the canoe!,non-neutral "All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away!",neutral We’re not throwing it away! I built that canoe!,anger Good for you!!,non-neutral Pheebs?,neutral Yeah?,neutral "Okay. Then I guess it’s just, wait here then. Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen.",neutral One ticket to Yemen?,surprise "Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket.",neutral "I’m sorry sir, I don’t understand.",surprise What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with?,neutral Are you travelling with a child?,neutral No.,neutral "All right, y’know what, she’s gonna think that I’m handing you a credit card, but what I’m really gonna do is hand you a library card.",neutral "Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we don’t take library cards.",non-neutral What’s the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay?,non-neutral "Okay, but this is the last time.",neutral "With a chick-chick here, and a chick-chick there.",joy "Here a chick, there a chick, everywhere a chick-chick--chickeeeen.",joy Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral How’s she doing?,neutral She?,surprise "Well yeah, don’t-don’t you think it’s a she?",non-neutral "I don’t know. I can’t tell, what ever it was went back in too quickly.",neutral "Well, anyway, I got to go change, I’m ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.",neutral Excuse me?,non-neutral What?,neutral "Okay, good, so there you go. Go with Vince.",non-neutral "Yeah, but Jason's really sensitive.",neutral "Well sensitive is important, pick him.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Oh sure, go with the sissy.",disgust Jason is not a sissy!,anger "Oh no-no-no-no, I meant Chandler.",non-neutral Hi.,neutral "So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesn’t matter.",neutral "I mean, I think it would’ve happened either way.",neutral I mean if you hadn’t initiated it I-I-I know I would’ve.,neutral It was an amazing night.,joy It was. It was an amazing night.,joy You think it looked amazing?,non-neutral Do we have a name yet?,neutral "No, not yet.",neutral "That’s fine, for now we’ll just call her Baby Girl Green.",neutral "Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.",neutral Hello baby girl.,joy "Ah-ha, nowhere to run!",non-neutral I don’t like sitting up here! I’m just gonna over,non-neutral No Rachel! They got here first!,non-neutral Why is Ross doing that?,neutral DANGER,fear Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!,surprise No that’s all right. Don’t worry about it.,neutral Oh but look! That’s gonna leave a stain!,disgust Rach! Hey! It’s fine! You’re at Joey’s!,non-neutral Really?,surprise Yeah! Look!,neutral I’ve never lived like this before.,non-neutral I know.,neutral "All right, don’t waste it, I mean its still food.",neutral "Hey Joey, is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity?",neutral "I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!",joy "Oh, please!Honey, just the fact that you want me here to support you, I'm...OH MY GOD!Is that Christian Sanders?He's so",surprise Also so,neutral "Oh, in my head he's done some pretty ""not-gay-stuff""!",neutral "Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!",neutral "OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.",neutral About what?,neutral He's planning your birthday party.,neutral Oh my God! I love him!,joy You'd better act surprised.,fear About what?,neutral My surprise party!,joy What surprise party?,surprise Oh stop it. Joey already told me.,non-neutral "Well, he didn't tell me.",neutral "Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.",neutral This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.,anger "No, you are not. We tell you stuff.",neutral Yuh-huh!,anger I was the last one to know when Chandler got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.,non-neutral I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey when he was moving in.,non-neutral Looks like I was second to last.,surprise "Chandler, we still haven’t gotten an RSVP from your dad.",neutral "Oh! Right. Umm, maybe that’s because I didn’t send him an invitation.",neutral Chandler! He’s your father; he should be at the wedding.,anger I don’t even know the man. Okay? We’re not that close. I haven’t seen him in years.,disgust Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn’t even asked?!,non-neutral Well he doesn’t have to know!,non-neutral It’s not like we run in the same circles.,neutral "I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.",disgust "Ooh, I think I wanna trade circles.",neutral "Trust me, you don’t want him there either.",non-neutral Okay?,neutral Nobody is gonna be staring at the bride when the father of the groom is wearing a back-less dress.,disgust So what! As long as he’s not wearing a white dress and a veil I don’t care.,neutral "Okay, I think I need to do some shopping.",neutral Hello! Who’s in there?,neutral How ya doin’?,neutral Who in the hell are you?,non-neutral "I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kurt Douglas, huh?",neutral "No-no, Rachel, don’t get it! He can’t see us!",fear "No, yeah! The groom cannot see the bride!",non-neutral I’m not gonna marry Chandler!,non-neutral Not after this!,anger "Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo.",neutral I gotta go.,neutral "Oh, wait, Joshua! Joshua! Yeah, well, that oughta do it.",non-neutral "Sorry I'm late, but I left late.",neutral Okay.,neutral "So Pheebs, what is the book about?",neutral I thought you said you read it in high school.,neutral "Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anyway—umm, what is this book about?",neutral "Excuse me, can I, can I bum one of those?",neutral "Y'know what, actually… Okay, okay, okay, what's so funny over here?",neutral I thought you didn't smoke.,non-neutral "Oh, I thought you guys meant marijuana cigarettes, y'know?",neutral "Y'know what I mean, like dubbies?",neutral "And I actually, I thought to myself, ""Wow, those guys are crazy!""",surprise "But no, I actually smoke the regular ones all, all the time.",neutral We get high.,neutral "Oh, me too.",neutral I'm kidding.,neutral "Oh, me too.",non-neutral "Oh, are you sure you're ok?",non-neutral Yeah.,neutral Does it still hurt?,sadness Yeah.,sadness What a neat idea. All your clothes match. I'm gonna do this.,non-neutral Hi.,neutral "Hey, how'd it go?",neutral Excellent.,joy "We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.",joy "What a beautiful story. Hey, I'm fine by the way.",non-neutral You know what? You are right. I,neutral Good for you Pheebs!,joy Ok.,neutral "Okay If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean",neutral This sucks! I didn’t know I had to stay up all night before I went to this stupid sleep clinic! I’m so tired!,anger It’s 6:00.,neutral "Yeah, well",neutral Hi!,joy "Hey, I hear that you and Joshua are going out to dinner with Ross and Emily, and I think that’s, I think that’s really cool.",non-neutral "Yeah, Rach, I think you’re handling that really well.",neutral Handling it?,neutral "What do you mean, handling it?",non-neutral There’s nothing to handle.,non-neutral "Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasn’t for me and Joshua.",neutral "Y’know, they’re not gonna get married anyway!",anger What?,surprise Come on!,non-neutral They rushed into this thing so fast it’s ridiculous!,disgust "I mean, they’re gonna be engaged for like what?",non-neutral A year?,non-neutral "And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what they’ve done and they’re call the whole thing off.",neutral "I’m telling ya, you’re gonna be dancing at my wedding before you’re dancing at there’s.",joy What the hell is this?!,surprise "What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I can’t use for another two months?!",anger This sucks!,anger "All right, what’s my next present?",neutral !,non-neutral "All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?",neutral Ennnh.,neutral I’ve got canned goods.,neutral "Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! Check this baby out, dug me a hole!",surprise "Excellent hole, Joe.",neutral Oh no! No!! My hole!!,surprise Ow!! Ow!!!,non-neutral What?! What?!! What is it?!,surprise My drinking?,neutral "Oh, I must’ve said that after you left.",neutral Said what? Exactly.,non-neutral That you enjoyed the occasional drink…ing binge.,neutral "Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I’m leaving! You are just a horrible person!",disgust Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!!,fear If you’re gonna get all sensitive about it!,anger I don’t want to lose you.,sadness "What if I, create a position for you?",neutral I’ll make you an assistant buyer in this department.,neutral Say more things like that.,joy "You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.",non-neutral I’d need an expense account.,neutral Done!,joy And an assistant.,neutral "Sophie, get in here!",joy Monica? You gonna be very proud of me. I just got us dates with two unbelievably cute nurses.,joy Oh my!,surprise They're male nurses.,neutral Not in my head.,neutral "Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?",joy Umm. Umm. Umm. I don't think so.,non-neutral What?,surprise What are you talking about?!,surprise You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on.,non-neutral "I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me.",neutral "Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.",neutral "Umm, why don't you give",neutral What?,surprise Harder than it sounds. Isn't it?,neutral "Okay, you're coming with me, and I also told them that if we're still here when they get off that we'll go down to the cafeteria and have some",neutral Yep! There's always room for,neutral "Joey, how do you make",neutral "Oh, it's easy. Yeah, I-I can do it with anything. Watch uh, Grandma's chicken salad",neutral "Hello, this is Monica...",neutral Yeah???,neutral Oh...,neutral "Okay, yes, we'll be right, we'll be right down.",neutral Thank you.,neutral Okay. Let’s bring it in.,neutral "Wait no, honey, honey throw it to me, throw it to me.",neutral Here you go.,neutral That almost hit me in the face.,anger "A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. Why don't you get a magician?!",non-neutral "Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all right.",neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Y’know I’m-I’m really glad we decided not to sleep together before the wedding.,joy "Oh boy, me too!",joy Y’know I was thinking if we had a…a big fight and uh we broke up for a few hours,neutral Yeah?,non-neutral "Technically we could have sex again. What do you think, bossy and domineering?!",neutral "The wedding is off, sloppy and immature!",non-neutral That’s me! Come on!,joy "Okay. But wait, we can’t. My Cousin Cassie is in the guest room, we’re supposed to have lunch.",neutral "Well, get rid of her, obsessive and shrill.",neutral Shrill?! The wedding is back on!,non-neutral I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.,neutral Hi! Nice to meet you!,joy Nice to meet you too.,neutral "So, are you ready to go?",neutral Yeah.,neutral Chandler!,non-neutral I’ll be right with you.,neutral "Th-th-that's all it is, a third nipple.",neutral Y'know?,neutral Just your run-of-the-mill third nipple.,neutral Y'know?,neutral You can take it off.,neutral Just slice that baby right off!,non-neutral "Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing?",neutral Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.,neutral Well that's not a third nipple.,neutral No?,surprise "First of all, it's on your ass.",neutral "Well then, what is it?!",surprise "Wait a minute, hold it. Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?",neutral I'm with Hamilton!,neutral "He's good with rear things, bring him in too.",neutral "Umm, this is great wine.",non-neutral "It’s from France…In Europe…Western Europe. Y’know umm, a few years ago I actually was backpacking across Western Europe.",neutral Really?,surprise "Uh-hmm—Wait! It gets better. Um, yeah I was in Barcelona.",joy I studied for a year in Barcelona.,neutral "Anyway, umm so I was um, I was hiking",neutral I love hiking!,joy Oh that’s great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo,joy I get it!,joy "So? Congratulations you two, I didn’t even know you got married.",surprise Oh we-we didn’t.,non-neutral No-no. We,fear What?!,surprise "Um uh…We’re-we’re just having this baby together but uh, uh that’s all.",neutral Why?!!,surprise "Uh well umm…we’re just not in that place, y’know? But we’re very excited about this.",neutral Oh. Well then shut me up.,neutral Just tell me how.,neutral "Uh-oh, I feel another one coming.",non-neutral Sid you lucky deaf bastard.,non-neutral "Let it go, Ross.",neutral "Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.",neutral Do you all promise?,neutral Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!,non-neutral Chandler? Do you promise to be good?,neutral "You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!",non-neutral "Hey, Pheebs.",neutral 'Dear Ms. Buffay.,neutral Thank you for calling attention to our error.,neutral We have credited your account with five hundred dollars.,neutral "We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- -",neutral Bye bye.,neutral Yes?,neutral Whatcha doin'?,neutral Ooh.,neutral "Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the",neutral "Honey, both yours.",neutral Hey! Great advice on that Joey thing!,joy Yeah? The work problem?,neutral Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.,joy What problem did you tell him you had?,neutral "Oh that’s not important. The point is, I really—I think everything’s gonna be okay.",neutral "Okay, I’ve got some Ones, you wanna put them in her panties?",neutral "No thanks, Mom!",disgust "Oh, no umm, hi, that-that, you have to put that out, ‘cause I’m pregnant.",non-neutral "Ha-ha, it’s not my baby, ha-ha-ha!",non-neutral "Very good, so good.",joy "I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.",joy "Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didn’t call.",sadness I mean you’d think he’d be worried about me not showing up at his club.,non-neutral "Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!",non-neutral Come on! Look where you are!!,non-neutral "When you get a sec, another round of daiquiris.",neutral "Remember, a virgin for me please.",neutral Oh! And don’t let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.,neutral "Ahh, come on! Y’know what—y’know what, I think I’m just gonna go home and call Kathy.",neutral "Well, if you think it will help.",neutral No!,anger That was a test!,non-neutral In a couple of hours I’m gonna get really drunk and wanna call Kathy and you guys are gonna have to stop me!,non-neutral "And then after that, I’m gonna get so drunk, I’m gonna wanna call Janice",non-neutral You should! How is she?,non-neutral Ohhh!!,anger I think somebody needs another lap dance.,joy "All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.",neutral You do?,surprise "You don’t? Well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman.",surprise That and arrogance.,non-neutral Hey.,neutral Hey! How was sailing?,joy Wow thanks!,joy Joe?,non-neutral Yeah!,joy "Uh, you’ve had a lot of sex right?",neutral "When? Today? Some, not a lot.",surprise "Well, it’s just the reason that I’m asking is because I kind of eh, uh, I was unable to—I mean I really wanted to, but I couldn’t….",fear "There huh—hmm, there-there was an incident.",fear "Don’t worry about that man, that happens.",neutral It’s happened to you?,surprise Yeah! Once.,neutral "Well, what’d you do?",surprise I did it anyway.,neutral ‘Sup? ‘Sup dude?,neutral "Take whatever you want, just please don’t hurt me.",fear So you’re playing a little,neutral "Yes, on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely 19.",disgust "Come on man, really how old?!",surprise "Young! You’re a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybody’s ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!",disgust And they knew about it?,surprise "Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?",surprise "Look, this is my home and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want!",anger "Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just don’t know what the big deal is!",anger "The big deal is I don’t want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle—beer! Cold beer.",non-neutral "Okay, look, he's not gonna hurt them, right?",neutral Do you always have to bring him here?,non-neutral I didn't wanna leave him alone.,neutral Alright?,neutral We- we had our first fight this morning.,neutral I think it has to do with my working late.,neutral "I said some things that I didn't mean, and he- he threw some faeces...",neutral "Y'know, if you're gonna work late, I could look in on him for you.",neutral "Oh, that'd be great!",joy "Okay, but if you do, make sure it seems like you're there to see him, okay, and you're not like doing it as a favour to me.",neutral "Okay, but if he asks, I'm not going to lie.",neutral "All right, check it out.",neutral Check this out.,neutral It says here that there’s a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums!,non-neutral """It’s almost as good as being there.""",neutral It’s better! You can’t go to a museum in your underwear!,joy Oh-ho! I bet the British version is gooooood!,joy "Uh, may I help you?",neutral "Yeah, I talked to you on the phone, I’m the lady that got stuck with the racecar bed.",neutral "Look, it’s like I told you, there’s nothing I can do. You signed for it, Monica Velula Geller.",neutral "All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.",neutral Nobody sees the king!,anger "Oh-ho-kay, I’m talking to the king.",neutral Hey! You can’t go back there!,surprise Oh my God.,surprise "So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh?",neutral "I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, don’t have to sell those cookies anymore.",neutral "Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a",sadness "Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?",surprise Yeah.,neutral "My Dad says if I spend as much time helping him clean apartments, as I do daydreaming about outer space, he’d be able to afford a trip to the Taj Mahal.",neutral I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.,neutral "No. The one in Atlantic City, Dad loves the slots. He says he’s gonna double the college money my Grandma left me.",non-neutral "Oh, um, I don’t know if that’s a good idea.",non-neutral "Oh. Look, just friends, I won’t grope you. I promise.",neutral "No, I just I think that it’s too soon.",non-neutral "No it’s not too soon, I had lunch at a eleven.",neutral I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.,neutral And now you want that money back.,surprise Exactly.,neutral "Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for?",non-neutral It’s not a real game! I made it up!,non-neutral "I’m sorry you lost your money, but I won it fair and square.",non-neutral I don't know.,neutral But I can see through your sheet.,neutral "Yeah, yeah, that's her.",neutral But y'know what?,neutral "Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.",sadness Why?,neutral "Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.",sadness "What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!",surprise No. No. No. She lives on the,non-neutral "No, those first two windows, that's the lobby.",neutral "And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway.",neutral You've been counting wrong.,neutral I did,non-neutral "Monica, betting the apartment, I don’t know about this.",non-neutral "Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand.",non-neutral Why? Do you have the answers written on there?,surprise "No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.",neutral "All right, let’s do it.",non-neutral Come on!,joy Okay.,neutral "All right, gentlemen, you’re up first.",neutral Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral You have 30 seconds. And the lightning round begins—stop it —now. What was Monica’s nickname when she was a field hockey goalie?,neutral Big fat goalie.,neutral Correct. Rachel claims,neutral Dangerous Liaisons,neutral Correct. Her actual favorite movie is...,neutral Weekend at Bernie’s,neutral "Well, look, why don’t you just, why don’t you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.",neutral "Yeah, come on, we can be guys!",joy No you can’t.,non-neutral Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!,non-neutral "You don’t want to be guys, you’d be all hairy and wouldn’t live as long.",non-neutral "Y’know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!",anger Okay.,neutral I’m sorry.,sadness "And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year I’ve only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio.",surprise "You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.",fear "Well, that shouldn’t be a problem. I mean I work in fashion and all I meet are eligible straight men.",neutral "Pete, can I get you something else?",neutral "Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you’re given’ ‘em out.",neutral Haven’t you and I covered that topic?,neutral "Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you….",neutral "Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.",non-neutral "Well, if that were true, I’d dating my Aunt Ruth.",non-neutral And the two times we went out were just plain awkward.,disgust "Come on, you think she should go out with me, don’t you?",neutral "Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her?",non-neutral "I mean that ain’t a pretty picture in the morning, y’know what I mean.",disgust "That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.",disgust "I mean really, think about it.",neutral "Ho-ho, I will.",neutral I believe I read that somewhere!,surprise "That only is not funny, it's physically impossible!",anger Ok?,non-neutral Depending on the species I'd have to have a six foot long...,non-neutral It's not funny!,anger !,anger I respectfully disagree.,neutral I can't believe you put that on my alumni page!,anger Who cares? Nobody reads those things,neutral You'd better hope not because I just read what you put on your page today.,non-neutral I don't have a page.,neutral Oh oh oh! I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!!,non-neutral I know I miss you too. I can't wait to see you. I love you. Bye.,non-neutral "Okay, what is in here? Rocks?",surprise "No-no, this is my collection of fossil samples.",non-neutral "So, rocks.",disgust "I'm really gonna miss this apartment. Y'know, Ben-Ben took his first steps right over there.",sadness "Ohh. Hey, remember when I ran into this thing and it kinda knocked me out a little?",joy "I loved this place! To tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.",joy "Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?",surprise "Well, I mean if uh, if Emily gave me a choice",sadness You,neutral Why?,neutral "Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. Get up! Get up! Get up!",joy "I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you don’t think your son will think it’s yours and be horribly traumatised?",non-neutral "Hey, if mommy can have a wife, daddy can have a bra.",non-neutral "Ohh, it’s time to go.",neutral "Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clock’s a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes.",non-neutral "Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes?",neutral Twice?,neutral Well that’s ambitious.,neutral "Hey, uh, you can ignore that.",neutral That’s Carol with your son!,surprise "Morning’s here! Sunshine is here! The sky is clear, the morning’s here! The morning’s here!",joy HEY!! Do you,non-neutral Oh come on! Morning’s here! Morning’s here! The morning is here! Sunshine is here!,joy I,neutral Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning’s here! Morning is here—,joy Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.,non-neutral "Hey, I have all the space I need. Just do what I did.",neutral "Monica, you don’t even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!",non-neutral Y’know what? I am,neutral I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.,sadness Okay.,neutral "See, this is a",neutral Shut up! This place is a hole!,anger "All right buddy, time to roll over.",neutral No-no!,non-neutral "No, no-n-n-n-no!!",non-neutral You are going to a clinic!,non-neutral "You’re going to a clinic, and a pyjama store!",non-neutral Are you under the sheet?,neutral Yes.,neutral "Great, let’s begin. How’s the pressure?",joy Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!,joy "Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it.",non-neutral No. Ooohh,non-neutral "That’s right, you just enjoy.",neutral Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!,joy Okay.,neutral Oh God Phoebe!! Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! Ooooh-oooh-ooooh,joy Hi!,joy "Oh, Alice, hi!",surprise Thanks.,neutral "I’m so glad you could come, ‘cause I’ve got a real umm, Home Ec emergency.",non-neutral "Oh my God, who died on this?!",surprise "Yeah, I know. It’s a real mustard-tastrophe. Can you help me?",non-neutral Become a drama critic!,non-neutral I am hurt! A plague on both your houses!,non-neutral "By the way, he dumped me tonight after he read my review.",sadness "Oh, classy.",disgust "Yep! I sure know how to pick ‘em, huh? Y'know I gave up a part on a soap for this!",non-neutral "Wow! Yeah I ah, I gave up a job too.",non-neutral Really. What?,surprise "Uh, de-clawing cats.",non-neutral "Hey, tell ya what.",neutral Let me walk you home.,neutral We’ll stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.,non-neutral Why the Post?,surprise "Oh, you didn’t see the Post?",surprise No. You?,neutral No. Why?,neutral Hi Joey! What are you doing here?,joy "Uhh, well I’ve got an audition down the street and I spilled sauce all over the front of my shirt. You got an extra one?",neutral "Yeah, sure. Umm…here.",neutral Great. You got anything that’s not,non-neutral "Yeah, I don’t think so Joe.",neutral "All right, I guess this will be fine.",neutral "Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?",neutral "Nothing, why?",neutral How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? I’ll pay.,neutral "Huh, Rach I got to say it’s gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.",disgust I’m not asking you to go on a,neutral Really? ‘Cause I could kinda use the money.,surprise "Joey, just-just he-he’s new in town and I know he doesn’t have any guy friends.",neutral Just take him to like a ball game or something.,neutral I’ll really appreciate it.,neutral "Yeah, okay.",neutral Yeah?,surprise "Sure, no problem. Ooh—Hey, donuts!",joy Yeah!,joy Okay.,neutral "Problem odour in the litter box? Don’t change your kitty, change your kitty litter.",neutral "Sorry, Pheebs.",sadness Yeah. You okay?,neutral "No! Sorry, I just thought you were somebody else. Hi!",non-neutral "Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isn’t tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?",neutral "Yeah. Well, umm.....",sadness "Rach, are you okay?",surprise "Yeah, I’m fine.",sadness "You wanna talk, I mean I can come over?",neutral "No! Really, no, please, please, that’s, that’s okay.",sadness "All right, all right, I’m coming over, and I’m bringing Chinese food.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah, I’m not, I’m not hungry.",sadness It’s for me.,neutral "Oh. Okay, bye.",neutral "Come on, pick up, pick up!",fear Hello?,neutral Transit Authority?,neutral "Yes, hello.",neutral "I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus.",neutral Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid character.,non-neutral "Hi, here's the deal.",neutral We lost a carseat on a bus today.,neutral "It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller.",neutral "Oh, and there was a baby in it.",neutral He wants to talk to you again.,neutral Hello.,neutral I’m sorry I’m a little late.,neutral Ah——Whoa!,surprise A lot late.,non-neutral "Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller.",neutral "So to sum up, I’m Professor Geller.",neutral Good job today.,non-neutral "Good evening, sir.",neutral My name is Ross Geller.,neutral I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment.,neutral And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry.,neutral "I, I can't help but notice you're naked and I applaud you.",non-neutral "Man, I wish I was naked.",neutral "I mean, this-this looks so great.",joy That is how God intended it.,neutral "Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship!",non-neutral "But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him!",non-neutral "Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest!",joy "Okay, you go!",non-neutral My turn? What-what are you talking about?,surprise "Ugh, Monica, I know about you and Chandler.",disgust What?!,surprise "I overheard you guys on the phone the other day, and you said, ""I'll just tell Rachel that I'm doing laundry for a couple of hours.""",neutral "And he said, ""Laundry?",neutral Is,neutral Well. Sounds like you're writing yourself a little play there Rach. Wow! Let me know how that one turns out.,non-neutral "Well, I wouldn't know because I got so freaked out that I hung up the phone.",non-neutral "Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big……ot.",neutral What?!,surprise Mr. Bigot. He tells the most,neutral All right. So you're telling me that there is nothing going on between you and Chandler.,non-neutral Me and Chandler?!,surprise "I really thought you making a good point. I mean y'know, until you got cut off.",neutral "Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?",neutral I don't know! I didn't come with her!,non-neutral All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!,joy A test?!!,surprise Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! We should have essay questions!!,joy "Okay I’ve got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?",neutral "I’d have to say…the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that you’re making me eat him.",neutral Somebody went to college. Wow. What is it? I’m sorry.,surprise "Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.",neutral I think it’s best sir.,neutral But we really do need to find someone up here.,neutral The work is starting to pile up.,neutral I’ve got a stack of documents on my desk this high.,neutral "Y’know what you should do, just toss ‘em in the shedder and claim you never got ‘em.",neutral That’s a good one.,neutral What does a guy have to,neutral "Yeah, yeah, everybody's here. Hey, everybody, say hi to Julie in New Mexico.",neutral "Hi, Julie!",joy Isn’t there a national football league.,neutral "Yes. Yes, there is, they play on Sundays and Monday nights.",neutral Oh shoot! I work Monday nights.,sadness "Umm, this stuffing is amazing. Do you think we should bring them some?",joy "When they’re hungry enough, they’ll come in.",neutral "Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?",neutral "I don’t know. You uh, you got something for me?",neutral "Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.",neutral Ten. Okay. Now Tag there’s such a thing as too many women.,neutral Really?,surprise "Yeah, for you!",joy "Oh, Danielle! I wasn't expecting the machine... Give me a call when you get a chance. Bye-bye. Oh God!",surprise That's,neutral "Hey, I've been honing!",non-neutral What was with the dishes?,non-neutral "Oh, uh..",fear I want her to think I might be in a restaurant.. y'know?,fear "I might have some kind of life, like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the past few hours.",non-neutral "Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!",surprise Oh my God! Go away! Stop looking in here!,anger "Great, now he's waving back.",disgust "Man, we gotta do something about that guy.",disgust "This morning, I caught him looking into our apartment.",disgust It creeps me out!,non-neutral I feel like I can't do stuff!,anger What kinda stuff?,non-neutral "Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff, but, like, when I'm cooking naked.",disgust You cook naked?,surprise "Yeah, toast, oatmeal... nothing that spatters.",neutral What are you looking at me for? I didn't know that.,surprise Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.,neutral "It’s just y'know, been a couple of hours, and she hasn’t called. Not that I even care, y'know.",non-neutral Phoebe why don’t you just call her? You obviously want to.,neutral You think you know me so well.,anger "Well, don’t ‘cha wanna?",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Okay, well I do know you.",neutral That’s what I said.,neutral Well so?,neutral I can’t.,sadness I can’t.,sadness "She dumped me, I mean I totally trusted her and then one day it was ‘Okay, bye Pheebs’ gone.",sadness "Y'know what the saddest part is, when we were playing together, that was like the most fun I’ve ever had in like all my lives.",sadness "Ok, bye. Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.",neutral "Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?",neutral It's laundry. The thinking through is minimal.,neutral "It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.",joy Nuh-uh.,non-neutral Yuh-huh.,non-neutral "So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?",surprise "Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear.",disgust This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?,surprise No.,neutral "Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?",non-neutral "Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my",non-neutral There you go.,neutral "Ok, so it's just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?",non-neutral That's the rule.,neutral "What rule? There's no rule, if anything, you owe me a table!",anger How'd you get to that?,non-neutral "Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio",non-neutral You knew about that?,surprise "Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.",disgust "Ok, ok, How about if we split it?",neutral "What do you mean, like, buy it together?",non-neutral Yeah,neutral You think we're ready for something like that?,non-neutral Why not?,neutral "Well, it's a pretty big commitment, I mean, what if one of us wants to move out?",neutral "Why, are you moving out?",non-neutral I'm not moving out.,neutral You'd tell me if you were moving out right,fear "Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...",neutral "Aw, I know all about Kip!",non-neutral "It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.",non-neutral "Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?",non-neutral "Aw, don't do that",non-neutral "Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment.",non-neutral "Oh no, stay here we’ll keep doing this. I’ll pay you.",neutral "No, I got in trouble for that before. I’ll see you later.",neutral Absolutely. I love the way you kiss.,joy Oh my God! Oh my God! I’m so sorry!,non-neutral "Aw forget it, it’s from",neutral You think you can knock up my daughter and then not marry her?! I’m gonna kill you!!,anger Y’know this is actually not a great time for me.,sadness "Okay! So, we’ll just stay married.",joy "Yes, exactly!",joy And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!,joy "Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I’d have to talk you into this more.",non-neutral "Okay, see now I’m scared because I don’t actually think you’re kidding.",fear "I’m-I’m not kidding. Look I-I, I can’t have",non-neutral What-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?!,surprise "Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you?",neutral Really?,non-neutral I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.!,joy It’s,neutral "Ohh, okay, I’m sorry.",sadness You’re right.,neutral Y’know what?,neutral "We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far",non-neutral I’m asking you to do me a favor.,neutral You are asking me to be your wife!,non-neutral And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor.,neutral Oh my God!,surprise "I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.",non-neutral I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.,non-neutral "I mean, how clean can teeth get?",non-neutral "My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?",neutral "Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-",neutral -leg?,neutral "That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.",neutral You actually broke her watch?,surprise "Ooh, steer clear of you.",surprise That's right.,neutral "Barry, I'm sorry...",sadness I am so sorry...,sadness "I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...",sadness "No real-, honey, really it’s fine, just g-go with Susan.",neutral "Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea.",non-neutral "Okay, okay, bye",neutral So what are they doing?,neutral "I don’t know, something girlie.",non-neutral "Hey, you’re early.",neutral What are you doing with the lamp?,surprise I’m just taking it to be re-wired.,neutral "Oh, well don’t take it to the same place you took the stereo, ‘cause they’ve had that thing for over a week.",disgust "No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.",neutral You’re disturbing my oboe practice.,anger You don’t play the oboe!,non-neutral I could play the oboe!,anger Ohhh! That is soo sweet!,joy "Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.",joy "All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!",anger What is going on?,surprise What's going on?! That's what's going on!!,anger Ross!,surprise I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie!,anger What do I have to do to get some service?!,anger Hi Rach.,neutral Ross?,neutral Yeah?,neutral Hey it’s Mona! From the wedding.,joy Oh hi!,joy Hi!,joy Wow! Uh…how are you?,surprise "I’m good except umm, you still owe me a dance.",neutral "Oh that’s right. Well uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film?",non-neutral Oh you’re serious. Sure!,surprise Great! Well umm,non-neutral I think I might need one more cup of coffee.,neutral "Sure! Uh, let me get it for ya.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Look, I feel really bad about how I freaked you out before, so I called the father and asked him to meet you here so you can tell him.",sadness Go!,anger "What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?",surprise "I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit.",anger I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.,neutral "Oh God… Oh, he’s in there right now?",surprise Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you can go in there and rip the Band-Aid off. What to you want to do?,neutral "Uh, let’s rip!",non-neutral Really? Are you sure?,surprise Oh Phoebe!,joy "Okay, sorry. Yeah.",neutral Hey Rach.,neutral "Hey, thank you so much for these tickets, Chandler.",joy "Oh well, this was a really important experience for me, and I wanted to share it with you.",joy "Oh, you're so wonderful.",joy Why don't you like me! Chapter one: my first period.,non-neutral "Can't believe you guys bought that, enjoy your slow death .",non-neutral I think there are people in there having sex.,non-neutral "It can’t be me, I’m standing right here.",neutral Wanna peek?,neutral No!,disgust Come on!,surprise Y’know what? I don’t like you without mom. Come on.,non-neutral We’re not peeking?,non-neutral Well I’m peeking. Oh my God!,surprise "Hello sir, you know Monica.",neutral Chandler is fantastic!!,joy What?!,surprise "Oh God, we just clicked!",joy Y’know how people just click?,joy "Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click!",joy Did he tell you?,surprise "Oh, I....",non-neutral "Oh, and he’s got such a good heart! Doesn’t he have a good heart?",joy "Oh, I know...",non-neutral "Oh, I know and he’s soo sweet! Listen, he said he was going to call, so put him straight through.",joy Isn’t this great?!,joy Don’t spoil it.,neutral Hi.,neutral "Hi, sweetie!",joy Hello.,neutral "Hi, Ross.",neutral "Yeah, huh.",neutral I’ve got some bad news.,sadness What?,fear "I can get a quick bite to eat, but then I have to come back up here.",neutral "Come on sweetie! You’ve had to work late every night for the past two weeks, what is it this time?",non-neutral "Actually, it’s kinda my fault. I-I quit today.",non-neutral "But work comes first! Oh hey, but that’s sad about you though, what happened? Burn out? Burn all out, did ya?",non-neutral "Nooo, he’s leaving for a better job.",neutral "Oh well that’s great, so I guess this is ah, this is good bye then. Huh? Good bye.",non-neutral "Okay, then.",neutral Okay.,neutral Well we’re gonna miss you around here.,sadness "Yeah, me too.",sadness "So, see ya on Saturday.",neutral "Yeah, you bet.",neutral Whazzup??,neutral "Seriously dude, 3 years ago.",non-neutral "Listen, can you do me a favor?",neutral I'm gonna be out today.,neutral "Can you just keep an eye on Joey, make sure nothing happens between him and Molly?",neutral You don't trust him?,surprise I think the check in is that way.,neutral Ahh.,neutral "Monica face it, Chandler is against marriage. And-and always will be!",neutral Well there’s some people who do want to marry me.,non-neutral There are?,surprise Yeah! Richard!,non-neutral R-R-Richard said he wants to marry you?! And-and Chandler’s tellin’ ya how much he hates marriage?!,surprise That’s right.,neutral Chandler,neutral You just told me that he hates marriage!,surprise That-that he’s a-a complex fellow who’s unlikely to take a wife!,non-neutral That-that he’s against marriage and always will be!,non-neutral You got,neutral "You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.",fear I knew.,neutral You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.,surprise I did.,neutral Oh.,sadness "Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here—but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out?",fear Sometime?,neutral Maybe?,neutral "Yeah, maybe...",non-neutral "Okay... okay, maybe I will...",joy Why?,surprise "Well, I just thought it’d make me feel good to do something nice for my friend.",neutral "Well, you’re amazing.",joy Oh no-no-no.,neutral "A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That’s the dream! Man, how did you afford this stuff?",surprise "Well, y’know I’m 29. I mean who needs a savings account.",non-neutral "Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.",joy "Oh, I don’t know.",non-neutral "Oh-no-no-no, you are!",joy "You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m gonna do that.",joy You mean with Casey.,neutral "No-no-no, I think I’m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She’s pretty cool.",neutral Or Casey.,neutral "No-no, Kathy.",neutral Could be Casey.,neutral "No. No, Kathy.",neutral Consider Casey.,neutral Y’know what I think?,non-neutral I think somebody’s got a little crush on Casey.,joy How ‘bout I fix you two up?,non-neutral What do you think?,non-neutral That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!,joy "Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?",neutral "Honey, what’s the matter?",neutral I just saw Janice.,neutral "‘Cause every time I see your face, I can’t help but fall from grace. I know.....",non-neutral Wow! This girl is good.,non-neutral "Oh-ho yeah! A song with rhyming words. Oo, I never thought of that before.",non-neutral I like her.,neutral Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time?,neutral "Well, that’s pretty much all I’m looking for from these people.",neutral Look at you. All jealous.,non-neutral "Yeah Pheebs, come on, you two have completely different styles. Y'know, she’s more.. y'know, and you’re more",neutral beside meeeee-eeee-ee. .,neutral "Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy she’s done.",non-neutral "Okay, my next song’s called: Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say.",neutral "I Really Loved When We Were Singing Partners, And I Shouldn’t Have Left You That Way.",neutral "Oh no, one of those ‘look for the hidden meaning’ songs.",neutral "Yes, hello.",neutral I have a question.,neutral "Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.",neutral A beard and a moustache.,neutral Thank you.,neutral "No,",neutral What?! What else did he say?,surprise "Umm, he said he thought I was funny.",neutral "So… Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.",neutral "Ross, no! There is",non-neutral "Oh, come on! Rach, it's-it's not that bad.",neutral "Ross, I am a human doodle!!",non-neutral "Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun!",neutral Okay?,neutral "And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna",neutral "Okay, there was",neutral Come on!,non-neutral "Oh wait, don’t you have to pay for your, Busty Ladies?",non-neutral "No, it’s okay. Some-some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but I don’t",neutral Oh yeah? Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral But! Don’t you have to give him his money back?,surprise "Uh-huh. Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. Okay, let’s go see Monica!",non-neutral Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!,surprise "You said, you wanna come in for some lemonade?",neutral So?!,non-neutral "Whoa, ah!! We’re you just gonna give me some lemonade?",surprise Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!,non-neutral "Oh right, right.",neutral "I don’t believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?",non-neutral Well usually...yeah!,surprise "Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice.",neutral "Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me.",neutral I’m such a jerk.,sadness "It’s okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.",neutral Hmmm... this is so nice.,joy "OK, I have a question. Well, actually, it's not so much a question as.. more of a general wondering... ment.",neutral OK.,neutral "OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um....",neutral Ohhh!!!!,surprise "Yes, yes, that's right...",neutral "Oh, look at the little cat!",surprise What? Ow!,surprise "Well, I was probably going to do it at some point.",neutral I didn't mean,neutral Why not?,non-neutral It's brilliant!,joy "Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella!",joy "well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding...",neutral "Thank you, Chandler.",neutral Sincerely.,neutral "Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.",joy How do you think I should propose?,non-neutral "David, I'm pretending to",neutral "Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. Come on Joey! You can’t win if you don’t ask any",joy What?!,surprise "Well, you promised me a fun road trip!",joy We’ve been on the road six hours and you’ve been asleep for five and a half!,anger We are switching at the next rest stop and,non-neutral All right. All right.,neutral Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio’s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.,non-neutral Really? I don’t,surprise Sing!!,anger "Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No!",non-neutral Morning!,joy Everything was delicious!,joy Thank you!,joy It was. The duck in particular was superb.,joy Thank you! You haven't said anything...,joy Actually I do have one small complaint.,neutral Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.,neutral The musician right outside the restaurant...it's kind of a mood-killer!,non-neutral What musician?,surprise We did?,neutral You owe me 20 bucks.,non-neutral Thank you. Thank you so much!,joy "Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.",neutral "Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner?",surprise "What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?",non-neutral "All right, I'm nine years old.",neutral "Oh, I hate this story.",non-neutral We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner.,neutral "I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.",sadness Oh my god.,surprise Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse.,sadness "Hey, who's this little naked guy?",surprise That little naked guy would be me.,neutral "Aww, look at the little thing.",surprise "Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?",non-neutral Who are those people?,surprise Got me.,surprise "Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.",neutral "Wow, Monica, you look just like your grandmother. How old was she there?",surprise "Let's see, 1939... yeah, 24, 25?",neutral Looks like a fun gang.,neutral "Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!",joy "Nono, that would be me again. I'm, uh, just trying something.",non-neutral "So, what’s this about?",non-neutral "Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.",neutral No. This is my red sweater.,neutral Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or…poison? No? Just for me? Okay.,fear What’s going on Rach?,non-neutral "Nothing! Phoebe kinda made a mistake. But y’know you do wear that sweater a lot, are you involved in some kind of dare?",non-neutral "Y’know, I’m actually glad Phoebe called.",non-neutral "I know we broke up because you thought I wasn’t mature enough, but I’ve really grown up and think we should get back together.",non-neutral "Oh, it’s just not the right time.",non-neutral It is the right time.,non-neutral Okay.,neutral ‘Kay!,non-neutral in the category of Favorite Returning Male Character the nominees are: John Wheeler from,neutral What the?!,surprise Yeah.,neutral "You’re an Aquarius, huh?",neutral I bet you’re a Gemini.,neutral Nope.,neutral Taurus?,neutral Nope.,neutral Virgo?,neutral Nope.,neutral Sagittarius?,neutral Yep.,neutral "I knew it! I knew it, ahh….",joy Well I tell you what,neutral Yeah?,neutral You’re not gonna speed anymore right?,neutral I won’t speed.,neutral And you promise you’ll get this taken care of right away?,neutral I promise.,neutral And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?,neutral Yeah!,neutral Can he handle the stick?,neutral Oh well,neutral I can handle the stick!!,non-neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Hi.,neutral Oh hi.,neutral I can’t believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?,non-neutral Oh not bad. Do you know that feeling when you’re trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?,non-neutral Weirdest thing. Did I hear——Mother of God it’s true!,surprise Chandler Bing!,surprise Jan-Janice!,surprise "Not just Janice, Janice in labor, contracting and everything.",non-neutral "Oh, this should be easy. I have a very wide pelvis. You remember Chandler.",neutral Janice I didn’t even know you were pregnant! Who’s the unwitting human who’s essence you’ve stolen?,surprise It’s you. This is yours.,neutral What?!,surprise Look how nervous he gets! We haven’t slept together in years!,joy That’s funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?,fear "Man, I’m starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! ""Do you want soup or salad?"" Both! Always order both!",non-neutral "Y’know, y’know I’m lookin’ and I don’t think anyone’s home here.",neutral "I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and y’know explain later.",neutral Yeah? Really? No one’s home?,surprise I don’t think so. Hello? When you get in there,neutral "Hey, what's up?",neutral I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.,sadness "Oh, honey, I'm sorry.",sadness "Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship!!",anger You had no relationship!!,anger "No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!",anger "Oh God, stop with the plan!",anger "So what, so what you saw him with a girl?",neutral Who cares?!,anger That doesn't mean anything!,anger "Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.",neutral She was kinda stupid.,non-neutral You're right.,neutral "All right, I'm just gonna go on the date.",neutral I'm gonna go on the date.,neutral That is the new plan.,neutral "Come on, hurry!",non-neutral Hi.,neutral Phoebe!,surprise Ta-da.,joy Hey.,neutral Hi.,neutral "Ahh, look at you, you look great.",non-neutral "Do I? Thank you, so do you.",neutral Thanks.,neutral Sparkly.,neutral "So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh.",joy Mr. major capades guy.,neutral "I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.",neutral You always said I'd make it.,joy "Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo.",neutral I missed you. I'm gonna get changed.,neutral OK.,neutral "Um, now. Phoebs.",neutral "Oh, right, OK. Ole.",neutral What?,neutral "Um, the matador. Ole, ha ha ha.",joy "Hi Joey it's Jane Rogers, can't wait for your party tonight.",joy "Listen, I forgot your address, can you give me a call?",neutral "Thanks, bye.",neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy What's happenin'?,neutral "Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.",sadness "Oh, I'd love to, but I gotta get up so early the next day and so, you know me, work comes first",neutral "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...",neutral """Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight""",joy Stupid Jane Rogers!!,anger You are having a party tonight??,surprise Kinda have a... a thing for the Days Of Our Life's people.,neutral And you weren't going to tell us? How did you think you were gonna get away with that?,non-neutral I do it every year.,neutral You do that every year??,surprise I didn't have to tell you that!! I'm stupider than Jane Rogers!!,anger "Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??",non-neutral Yeah...,neutral And last year is that why you sent us to that medieval times restaurant?,non-neutral Yeah...,neutral "OH! And the year before that, when you set up that nighttime tour of that button factory?",non-neutral Who's this from?,surprise "Oh, that's Ross's.",neutral Oh... Oh my God. He remembered.,surprise Remembered what?,neutral It was like months ago.,surprise "We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl.",non-neutral Oh!,surprise I can't believe he remembered!,surprise "Oh, it's so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune.",surprise I can't believe he did this.,surprise "Come on, Ross? Remember back in college, when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?",neutral What did you just say?,surprise F-hah.... flennin....,fear Oh.... my God.,surprise I really like waking up with you.,joy "I like waking up with you too. Oh! It's such a beautiful morning. Oh, I can stay here all day.",joy That would be great!,joy We could have breakfast in bed,joy "Wait, just a second.",non-neutral Okay. Oh! Oh no.,surprise "Well that was depressing, I think I just bought a soft pretzel from one of the kids from",sadness Um-hmm. Oh wait! This is Bonnie.,surprise Hi!,joy This is Bonnie? This is Bonnie? You’re Bonnie?,surprise I can show you an ID if you want?,neutral "Oh no, I’m sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.",surprise "Oh yeah, well I just started wearing bras again.",neutral "Oh, that must be it.",neutral Well I hope you have fun tonight.,neutral Thanks! You too.,joy I believe it.,neutral No you don’t.,non-neutral "Yes, I do.",neutral "No you do—y'know what, you’re not gonna suck me into this.",anger "Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.",anger "I do not always have to be—okay, okay.",anger Jurassic Park,neutral "I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.",fear Maybe we should check the trash chute.,neutral Ross couldn't fit down the trash chute.,neutral "That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.",neutral Hey!,neutral There he is!,non-neutral Oh my God! Where the hell have you been?!!,anger "Just, y'know out.",neutral "Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!",non-neutral What were you doing?,neutral "I uh, went to a bar. And then I just uh, just walked around for a while.",neutral You walked around all night in the city by yourself?,non-neutral He hooked up! He hooked up with someone.,non-neutral "Look, I don't have to answer your questions! Okay? I'm a big boy, I can do whatever I want!",anger He hooked up!! Tell us about her!,joy Ross you left you scarf in… Hey you guys.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh yeah, that looks good.",neutral You guys make a,neutral "Yeah, we look great together.",joy "Yeah, we",neutral Okay.,neutral Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!,joy "Y’know, we don’t have to imagine.",neutral I’m marrying her.,joy We’ll just see.,neutral Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!,non-neutral Hi Joey.,neutral Hey! How you doin’?,neutral He has the most amazing Porsche under there!,joy "I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in.",neutral She’s sleeping.,neutral "Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink?",neutral "Well, the old lady died.",sadness And how do I know?,neutral Her dying wish was for one last kiss.,neutral "But I don’t care, because you got the apartment.",non-neutral Yes!,joy Ewww. Yeah. Umm. I think I’m gonna stay here.,disgust Isn’t that great?,joy Ezels!!,non-neutral "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.",non-neutral "Wow, that’s great.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah!",joy "Y'know you could totally sell this. It’d be perfect for like umm, a kitty litter campaign.",neutral "I..., a jingle? No, no-no-no, no.",non-neutral What? Why not? You could make a ton of money.,surprise "Okay, well if I was in this for the money, I’d be a millionaire by now, y'know.",neutral You just got to get out of that jingle head sweetie.,neutral "Aw, you’re right, you’re right. I’m sorry.",neutral "That’s okay. All right, I’m gonna play song that’s really, really sad. It’s called Magician Box Mix Up.",non-neutral "Okay sir, um-mm, let see if I got this right.",neutral "Ah, so this is a half-caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non-fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right?",neutral "Okay, great.",joy You freak.,disgust Thank you.,joy "Um, coffee to go, please.",neutral Isabella Rosselini.,neutral Are you serious? Oh my God.,surprise Damn! I can’t believe I took her off my list.,non-neutral Why? ‘Cause otherwise you’d go for it?,neutral "Yeah, maybe.",neutral "Oh-oh, you lie.",disgust What you don’t think I’d go up to her?,neutral "Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.",neutral "Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.",anger "You know what honey, you go ahead, we’ll call her an alternate.",neutral "Okay, hold my crawler.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?",surprise "Honey, he’s about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I’m just sorry we don’t got popcorn.",non-neutral "Okay, that's, that's enough.",neutral '....,neutral Won't you dance around with me.,non-neutral A-ha!!!,surprise "Oh-oh-oh, yeah! That's right, you take good care of those babies!",joy Excuse me?,surprise "It's me, Joey!",joy Do I know you?,surprise Joey!,non-neutral "Oh-ho, yeah. Yeah, the hand guy.",neutral Okay that’s fair.,neutral All right.,neutral Good!,neutral Pick one.,neutral Left! Thank you.,joy You’re welcome.,neutral Ross!,surprise Joey! We should just switch.,non-neutral Yeah absolutely!,joy Yeah.,neutral "Rachel, we’re sorry for pushing those guys on you.",sadness Oh that’s all right!,joy "Y’know, I ended up having a really good time.",joy "Y’know, the charity was a big success and they raised a lot of money and awareness.",joy So what was it for anyway?,neutral I wanna say a disease.,neutral Hey!,surprise Hey!,surprise I just got this really weird message from Ross. He said turn on,neutral Huh. All right.,neutral "Oh my God, look! That’s Elizabeth!",surprise Oh-oh Professor Geller.,neutral "Ahh, to be 13 again.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Hey! So uh, was he excited about the tickets?",neutral No! He blew us off!,anger What?!,surprise I know!,surprise I can’t believe it. Can I tell you something? I’m a little mad at him now.,anger Can I tell you something? Me too.,anger "Y’know what? He didn’t want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we don’t talk to him",anger Ooooh! Freeze him out.,joy That’s right!,joy I like it!,joy Doorknob?,neutral "Yeah, it kinda grows on you. Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.",neutral Oh good.,joy "Look, I… Look, I’m having a great time with you and I just don’t want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us.",fear "So, I’m sorry I just don’t think we should go away together yet.",sadness It’s-it’s too soon.,fear "Ross, I think you misunderstood what I was saying. I just wanted to tell you that I’m going to Florida for a couple weeks.",surprise No. I think you misunderstood what,surprise You are so adorable.,joy That! Let’s talk about that.,joy Hey!,joy How do you feel?,neutral "Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours.",neutral "Okay, so I",neutral And protected them from a tornado?,neutral Oh my God.,surprise "I know, the babies are asleep.",neutral "Phoebe, what, what happened here?!",surprise I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!,joy But my apartment!,surprise Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph.,neutral But the mess!,non-neutral Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.,neutral "You’re right, you’re right I shouldn’t freak out.",neutral ‘Cause this is what will happen when you and I have babies!,neutral When will that be?,neutral !,neutral "Phoebe, would you take a look at this mess!!!!",non-neutral Hey!,joy Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!,joy What?! It is?!,surprise It’s not kicking right now. Although we would love to see you do that again.,non-neutral "Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?",non-neutral Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joey’s room and he was sleeping,joy A dreamless sleep.,neutral "So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!",non-neutral "Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!",neutral Alright. Let's talk reality for a second.,neutral Okay.,neutral When are you coming home?,neutral "What? Guys, I'm not.",surprise "C'mon, this is us.",neutral I'm not! This is what I'm doing now. I've got this job-,neutral Waitressing?,surprise "Okay, I'm not just waitressing.",neutral I'm..,neutral "I, um...",neutral "I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh...",neutral "I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.",non-neutral "We get off around midnight, why don't we pick you up then?",neutral "So, um, will you bring the truck?",neutral I'll even let you ring the bell.,neutral "Oh, my god.",surprise "See, there you go, the cleansing works!",non-neutral They're nice guys.,neutral "Oh, they're firemen guys.",joy Your son.,neutral "No-no-no. I don't have a son named Jordie. We all agreed, my son's name is Jamie.",anger "Well, Jamie was the name of Susan's first girlfriend, so we went back to Jordie.",neutral "What? Whoa, whoa whoa whoa, what do you mean,",surprise "Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp.",non-neutral I got it.,neutral I got it.,neutral "I got it! Hey, you get to sleep with her, I get the cramps.",non-neutral "No, you don't.",neutral "All right, that's it. I want both of you out.",anger Why?,surprise He started it!,anger "No, you started it.",non-neutral You did!,anger "I don't care. I am trying to get a person out of my body here, and you're not making it any easier.",anger But...,neutral Now go!,anger Thanks a lot.,non-neutral See what you did.,non-neutral "Yeah, listen...",neutral Out,anger "Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir? Why? What did I say?",non-neutral "Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.",neutral Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice.,surprise "Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi.",neutral "Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.",neutral You didn’t say Boutros Boutros Gali.,neutral Boutros Boutros Gali.,neutral He says he was too.,neutral Interesting.,neutral So I was wondering....,neutral "Okay, ah, before you get all talky again, umm, could you also please tell Sergei that I really like his suit.",non-neutral "Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun.",joy So you're a chef?,neutral I’m also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.,joy "Oh, really.",surprise "Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. What are you doing?",non-neutral "Well, I was having a conversation.",neutral "Yeah but, Mischa is so interested in you, that Sergei and I haven’t been able to say two words to each other.",anger What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?,anger That would be great. Thank you.,neutral so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera!,disgust "Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.",neutral When did that happen to you?!,surprise Don't you remember when we were jogging in the park and we saw that really pretty bird and wanted to take a picture—I didn't have my camera!,non-neutral "Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging.",disgust "Oh, this is so good you have got to try it.",joy "Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.",non-neutral "Here, I'll get it.",neutral We'd better take these pants off upstairs or that stain's gonna set.,neutral Yep. I'm gonna wear these on our date tonight.,joy "Oh, great!",non-neutral "Okay, bye! Oh my God!!",non-neutral That was unbelievable!,surprise "Okay, see? I told you!",non-neutral "Yeah, wow, sorry Rach.",sadness I don't believe they're brother and sister.,non-neutral They're brother and sister!!!,surprise Action!,neutral I found the picture!,non-neutral What picture?!,surprise The picture of my wife! In your pack!,non-neutral You went through my personal property?,non-neutral Why do have a picture of Paulette in your pack?!,anger "Because Vincent, we were lovers. For two years!",non-neutral Cut! Wonderful!,joy Great scene yeah?,joy "Oh you’re awesome! And, in that last speech? You soaked me.",joy Thanks a lot.,joy Here’s your call sheet for tomorrow.,neutral I know.,neutral "So Chandler, your parents must’ve been thrilled when you told them you were engaged.",joy "Oh yeah, I should probably call them.",neutral I remember when we first got engaged.,joy "Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story.",neutral "Oh dad, really you don’t need to",non-neutral "Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I still don’t know how that happened.",non-neutral You don’t know how that happened?! Your dog thought my diaphragm was a chew toy!,disgust What a sweet story.,neutral "Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.",disgust What?! They wanted a scary story!,surprise "Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.",joy What?,surprise "You tell her Jack, I can’t do it.",fear What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you?,surprise "We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house.",non-neutral "After applying the Waxine and linen strips to leg number one,",neutral Did that!,joy Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pull it off in one quick pain free motion.,neutral Okay. Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!,surprise Was it not pain-free?,surprise "No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.",disgust "Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial don’t seem to think it’s that bad.",neutral That’s because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid.,non-neutral "But hey, y'know if you don’t believe me, please, by my guest.",neutral Ow-ow-ow-ow! Oh my God!!!,surprise "Now, are you glad we didn’t start with the bikini strips?",non-neutral now remember you have to imagine me in a kilt.,neutral I can imagine you in a short plaid skirt and knee socks.,neutral Do you wanna start telling secrets?,neutral No!,non-neutral "Now umm, remember I’m still learning.",neutral "One, two, three, four!",neutral You know the song! Sing along!,joy So?,neutral No!,non-neutral Oh my God! That’s David!,surprise David who?,neutral "David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who went to Russia and broke my heart David!",sadness Oh my God!,surprise "Oh, you say someone’s name enough, they turn around.",non-neutral Phoebe?,surprise David! What-what are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be in Russia?,surprise "Yeah, I’m just, I’m just in town for a conference. Umm,",neutral Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut?,joy Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them.,neutral Yeah.,neutral Yes! Santa's coming!,joy "Hey, uh, I’m really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.",sadness "It’s no big deal. Hey, y’know, you do what you gotta do. Right?",neutral "But hey, it’s not just me, I mean the scientists and the tour guides",neutral Whatever.,non-neutral "It’s like that everywhere, Joey!",non-neutral "Okay, Mon, back me up here.",neutral "Where you work the uh, waiters eat with the waiters, right?",neutral "And the chefs eat with the other chefs, right?",neutral I eat by myself in the alley because everybody hates me.,sadness "Look, Ross, really it’s-it’s no big deal.",neutral "Y’know you wear a white coat, I wear a blue blazer, if that means we can’t be friends at work, then so be it.",sadness "Y’know, hey I understand.",neutral Y’know?,neutral "Hey, when I’m in a play and you’re in the audience, I don’t talk to you, right?",neutral "So it’s y’know, it’s uh, it’s cool.",neutral I’ll see you tomorrow.,neutral "Yeah, when we’re in the audience he doesn’t talk to us, but he does wave.",neutral You did look like an idiot.,non-neutral "Hey, I wasn't the only one who looked like an idiot.",non-neutral All right?,neutral "Remember when Ross tried to say, ""Butternut squash?""",non-neutral "And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?""",joy Yeah that's the same.,neutral That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.,non-neutral Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?,neutral Which one?,neutral "Umm, I-I really don't want to tell this story.",sadness "Oh, come on Monica, reliving past pain and getting depressed is what Thanksgiving is all about.",non-neutral "Y'know, for me anyway.",sadness "And of course, the Indians.",sadness "Look umm, of all people, you do not want me to tell this story!",anger "Hi, guys.",neutral Hi! Phoebe.,joy Hi Phoebe.,neutral "I-I wanted to apologise if I—y’know seemed a tad edgy yesterday at my shower. Y’know it’s just the hormones, y’know.",sadness No we,neutral Hormones.,neutral "hormones, yeah.",neutral Your parents’?,non-neutral "Yeah, they’re out of town.",neutral Ohh.,surprise "Yeah-yeah, it’s this",neutral Yeah that works.,neutral They-they-they can smell fear.,fear Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette!,joy "Honey, you remember my boss Doug right?",neutral "Yes, hi.",neutral "Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M.",joy "I didn’t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I’m sorry.",sadness "Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!",joy No leg-chewing for us sir.,neutral "Oh well, give it time.",neutral "So the divorce, the marriage, we’ve got a lot to celebrate.",joy How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night?,neutral I can’t think of anything we’re doing. Why can’t I think of anything we’re doing?,non-neutral "Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six.",joy They keep throwing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park!,joy "Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow!",joy "Just so you know, we’re not seeing him tomorrow.",neutral I-I cannot spend another evening with that man.,disgust Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?,disgust No.,neutral That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behaved at our engagement party.,disgust "Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts",disgust "Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs",neutral "How many times have I told you guys, you",neutral Hi Chandler.,neutral Hey!,neutral "Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day.",neutral "Oh that was yours? Uh, yeah, we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.",non-neutral William Sonoma,neutral Expect it in 4-6 weeks.,neutral "Umm, hey, umm, Joey's gonna be at the telethon for the rest of the day, we have the whole place to ourselves.",neutral "Yeah, so?",neutral "Well I just, thought maybe you'd wanna book some time with the best you'd ever had.",neutral "Y'know what, champ? I think I'll pass.",neutral Why?,surprise Why?,neutral What's your point?,neutral "So uh, what’s your name?",neutral It's Jake.,neutral "Joey. Hey Jake, do you like the Knicks?",neutral "Yeah, big fan.",neutral "Me too! There’s a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go?",joy Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure I’m not doing anything Tuesday.,joy Ugh. Ross!,disgust Hi! Sorry I’m late. Were you sleeping?,neutral "Ahh, nooo!!",non-neutral "Oh, great!",joy "Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery.",neutral "I got you the best one I could, ‘cause that’s not where you want to skimp.",neutral "You’re a genius, Ross.",joy "Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?",neutral "Okay, I’ll pay you tomorrow.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, bye!!",neutral "So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go, y'know?",sadness "Yeah, okay, bye.",neutral So I’m gonna take off then!,neutral "Hey! Oh right, tonight was your party.",surprise "Oh wow, you look great! Glad you could make it.",joy "Oh well, y'know, the gala had to end sometime.",neutral "Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back.",neutral "Yeah, sure. All right, whose court is the ball in now?",neutral I thought there wasn't a ball?,non-neutral "Oh, come on! He's glad that I came, he doesn't want me to go anywhere, balls flying all over the place!",neutral "Rachel, this is my friend Tom.",neutral "Oh, go on! You telling people about me?",surprise You two could really hit it off! I'm gonna go mingle.,non-neutral So you work at,neutral "Yeah, okay, at ease solider!",neutral I'm sorry?,surprise "No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy.",neutral I know what's going on here.,non-neutral Your Danny's wingman right?,non-neutral You guys are best buds.,non-neutral Frat bros!,non-neutral "I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.",non-neutral "Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, ""Nice try.""",disgust Man! He just keeps lobbing them up and I just keep knocking them right out of the park!,non-neutral I think I need a drink.,neutral Yeah!,non-neutral "Hey, Pheebs?",neutral "No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!",anger "Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again.",sadness "And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready.",neutral You really think I'm ready?,non-neutral Uh-huh!,joy Wow! Cool!,joy Was the chord at least right,neutral No!,non-neutral "Well, this has been fun.",neutral "Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone... and for saving my life.",joy "Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout. See ya.",neutral "Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457.",neutral "And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape.",neutral We’re beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colours. For instance a sheer navy blouse over a pink....,neutral I’m really glad we came. You’re so pretty. I love you.,joy "Okay, that’s a fire. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.",neutral "Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’m gonna have to call you back, I’ve got a Schemp in my office.",neutral What are you doing?,neutral I’m sorry.,neutral "But ah, hey, oh, somebody’s off the phone, how ‘bout a glass of wine by the fire, I could get it going again.",neutral "Ross you’re not listening to me, I don’t have time to stop.",neutral "Come on Rach, you don’t have what, ten minutes?",neutral I don’t have ten minutes!!,anger "What? Sophie, does she have ten minutes?",neutral "Hey, Ross!!! I told you I don’t!",anger "Don’t yell at me okay, this is the most I’ve seen you all week.",sadness "Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, I’ve got a deadline, would you just go home, I’ll talk to you later.",neutral "Yeah, but wait...",neutral Good bye!,neutral "Actually, that’s our three hole punch.",neutral Oh yeah? When?,surprise All right.,neutral I'll tell you what.,neutral "When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?",neutral Why won't I be married when I'm 40?,surprise "Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.",neutral "Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?",non-neutral "No, no, no.",neutral What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?,non-neutral "Uh, uh.",neutral Well?,surprise Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!,surprise Hey.,neutral "Hey. Ooh, look at you, dressy-dress.",surprise Did you go home and change?,surprise "Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?",neutral "No, I haven't seen him.",neutral "Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. What if the baby needs him?",surprise "Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?",neutral "Yeah, why?",neutral No reason.,neutral I'm the holiday armadillo! I'm a friend of Santa's and he sent me here to wish you a Merry Christmas!,joy "What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?",surprise "All right, I’ll do it just this once! But you can’t tell anybody!",non-neutral "Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!",joy "Yeah, that’s her.",neutral Thank you.,neutral It’s unbelievable! I-I can’t believe that sign didn’t work!,surprise Y’know what would work?,neutral Hmm?,neutral Stop making candy!,anger But they like it!,non-neutral You mean they like you.,neutral Maybe.,neutral Is that why you became a chef? So that people would like you?,surprise "Oh, you really want to talk about getting people to like you huh, funny man?",anger "We were on the platform, ready to dance the world into the new Millennium, and the guy yelled ‘CUT!’",anger "Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?",surprise "Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!",joy ‘Cos I was gonna say there’s no way you could’ve done the end the way you guys did it back then!,non-neutral What? We could do it!,surprise "I don’t know, I mean you were a lot bigger, I mean, stronger back then.",non-neutral "I can do it, okay? Come on, let’s go.",non-neutral "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8",neutral I can’t do it!,non-neutral "Now you do that, you’re on TV.",neutral Hey!,joy "So, what are you guys in the market for? We’ve got uh, scarves, tulip post cards...",neutral Check this out? Huh? Yeah. That’s the stuff. What do you think?,neutral "Well, I don’t have to buy that, ""I’m with stupid"" T-shirt anymore.",neutral "Well, I like it. Here you go.",neutral "All right, look, you’re not really gonna buy that are you? Don’t you think you’ve embarrassed me enough for one day?",non-neutral "Oh, I embarrass you?",surprise How can I answer that when I’m pretending I don’t know you?,neutral He’s just jealous. You’ll fit right in; all Londoners wear them!,non-neutral Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them?,neutral They’re all tourists.,neutral "All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y’know, you’re gonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.",disgust Oh yeah? If you’re gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.,non-neutral Good choice.,non-neutral Thanks.,non-neutral "Okay, wait. All right, that’s it, okay, I’m out of here. I am not going to be embarrassed anymore!",anger "So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?",surprise What?,surprise "Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't write trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.",anger "And y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my",neutral "Whoa, whoa, whoa.",surprise You don't even know me...,anger "Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.",surprise What?,surprise "The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you would think this.",sadness "I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe...",sadness "No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?",neutral Oh yeah.,neutral "Okay, forward. Forward—Stop! Okay, back—Stop! Okay, forward—Stop! Stop! Stop!",neutral "Ross, just forget about it. This guy’s got you totally wedged in.",neutral Is this yours?,neutral Well actually,neutral No-no-no! It’s mine! It’s-it’s mine.,non-neutral "Dude, you soooo need this car.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do.",neutral "Okay, I’m gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral.",non-neutral You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot.,neutral Okay?,neutral "All right, here we go.",neutral Haul ass!!!,non-neutral !,neutral "So it said that by the year 2030, there'll be computers that can carry out the same number of functions as an actual human brain.",neutral So theoretically we could download our thoughts and our memories into this computer...,neutral ...and live forever as a machine!,joy "That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now?",joy "You and I, we're interfacing.",neutral "Yeah, I gotta go.",non-neutral Ba dum bumb cheshhh!,joy "David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.",neutral "Oh, certainly. That's a combination of Bernoulli's principle and Newton's third law of motion.",neutral See?,neutral "Yeah, that's the same as ""it has something to do with wind"".",non-neutral "Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip.",neutral "Oh, I should go, too.",neutral "Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.",neutral "Oh... Mike's sister just invited me to a party tonight, he's gonna be there.",non-neutral "And she was like ""Oh, don't worry!",non-neutral I asked him.,neutral "He's totally ok with seeing you!"".",non-neutral So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him!,joy "Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!",non-neutral Exactly!,non-neutral And you're gonna want him to eat his heart out so you're gonna have to look fabulous!,neutral "I didn't even think about that! Aaargh,",non-neutral "Hey Pheebs, I'm-I'm taking Charlie shopping, why don't you come and I'll help you find something.",neutral "Ok, that'll be great!",joy "Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.",disgust That's not what we're gonna do!,disgust "Why would you ruin it, who was that hurtin'?",disgust "Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.",joy Hello Skidmark.,neutral "It’s a nickname, I’ll explain later.",neutral It’s pretty clear.,neutral "Ah, uh, I owe you a long overdue apology. I never should have broken up with you because you were overweight.",neutral That’s why you broke up with me?,surprise "You-you-you didn’t know that. Well, I guess my work here is done!",non-neutral Ni-chou chi-ma!,joy "Ross! Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me....",non-neutral Hi everyone.,neutral "I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.",neutral "Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?",non-neutral "Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.",neutral "What did, what did he say?",fear "Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know.",neutral "So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so.",neutral .,neutral .,neutral "Oh, great!",joy "We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck.",joy "Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly.",non-neutral "All I could think of was y’know, ""Is he gonna kiss me? Is he gonna kiss me?""",joy And did he?,neutral "I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself.",joy "Okay-okay, I got it. I got it.",neutral I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks today and I’ve only had six.,joy "Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler.",non-neutral "Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again, am I?",sadness You sound like a guy.,disgust "No, a guy would be saying, ""I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else.""",disgust Oh my God!,surprise I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else!,non-neutral I’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that I’d be giving up!,surprise "I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again.",sadness You’ll have a last kiss.,neutral Thank you so much for coming back over.,joy "Oh good, you’re here. Yeah, and I was worried that it was going to be uncomfortable.",non-neutral "I know Mona, just hear me out.",neutral "First of all, I’m so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own.",neutral You’re gonna have to tell me how you did that.,neutral Focus.,neutral "Okay. Um…But—Okay, yes Ross and I used to date. And yes we are gonna have a baby. But we are",neutral All right where’s that turkey!,neutral Joey! Those are my maternity pants!,surprise Not now! These are my Thanksgiving pants!,joy No.,neutral No!,anger Yes!,non-neutral Ahh.,neutral "Oh, would you look at that Monica?",joy "I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.",joy "Okay, I’m next. Don’t! Don’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe!",anger "Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning.",joy Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game!,anger Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?,neutral Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.,neutral "Anyway, it just doesn’t seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? It’s a lot of work.",neutral But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving!,non-neutral "I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie!",non-neutral Or Friday with no two pizzas!,non-neutral All right fine! If it means that much to you! But just—there’s gonna be a ton left over.,non-neutral No there won’t! I promise I will finish that turkey!,joy "All right, you’re telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?",non-neutral That’s right!,joy ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani!,joy And this is what we do!,neutral "I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damnit!",non-neutral We can eat!,joy Well?,neutral "Wow! It's huge! It's so much bigger than the cubicle. Oh, this is a cube.",surprise Look at this!,joy Oh! You have a window!,surprise Yes indeedy! With a beautiful view of...,joy Oh look! That guy's peeing!,surprise Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral "Y'know what? I cannot do this with my left hand! Would you please, help me with this too?",non-neutral Ohh.,neutral Okay. Let’s use this brush.,neutral Okay. This stuff?,neutral Yeah.,neutral All right.,neutral "Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.",neutral Oke-dokey.,neutral Where exactly is your zoo?,neutral "Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience.",neutral "Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?",neutral Yes.,neutral "Does he, uh, fight with other animals?",neutral "No-no, he's, he's very docile.",non-neutral Even if he were... cornered?,neutral "Well I, I don't know. Why?",neutral "Uh, how is he at handling small objects?",neutral "He can hold a banana, if that's whatcha mean...",non-neutral "How about a hammer, or a small blade?",neutral Why- why- why would he need a blade?,non-neutral "Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns, you've got to give the little guy something.",non-neutral Otherwise it's just cruel.,neutral "He- he- he got in, he- he got in to San Diego.",joy "We, we come back from our walk and the- the phone was ringing...",neutral ...He's in.,neutral "He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!",joy You're making a big mistake here.,disgust "I mean, San Diego's all well and good, but if you give him to me, I'll start him off against a blind rabbit and give you twenty percent of the gains.",neutral My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there.,non-neutral Really helped speed the process along!,joy Janice!,surprise You're not... gone?,surprise Oh!,surprise Sid is still in his room.,neutral I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him.,non-neutral So did you do it?,surprise Did you make your deposit?,neutral Yeah! yeah... The hard part is over!,joy "That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?",fear I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.,non-neutral "Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.",neutral "Phoebe, where's your purse?",non-neutral "No, no! Give it to me!",non-neutral You can't have it.,anger Give it to me!,anger No,anger I'll go in there.,anger Oh yeah.,non-neutral Phoebe come here,neutral Haha!,joy Damn you Monica Geller hyphen Bing!,anger "What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.",disgust I just had sex.,neutral "Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?",surprise "Well, you never told me how old you were.",neutral "Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?",disgust I wasn't thinking. I was too busy fallin'...,joy Don't say it.,fear ...in love with you.,joy Really?,surprise Sorry.,sadness "Well,fall out of it.",anger "You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night.",anger "Oh god, oh god.",non-neutral I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad.,disgust I'm Joan Collins.,disgust Who?,neutral "That’s right, still no baby! Come on people! Please make some room!",non-neutral "Uh sweetie, maybe you’d be more comfortable here?",neutral You. Like you haven’t done enough.,anger "Look, I-I know how miserable you are, I wish there was something I can do.",neutral I mean I wish I were a seahorse.,neutral "Because with seahorses it’s the male, they carry the babies.",neutral "And then also umm, I’d be far away in the sea.",non-neutral God. I have never been so uncomfortable in my entire life!,non-neutral "Oh I know, I’ve been there. I remember toward the end",neutral "Oh Phoebe, that’s a great story.",neutral Can you tell it to me when you’re getting me some iced tea?,non-neutral "Oh God, get out!",anger Get out!!,anger Get out!!,anger Get out!,anger !,anger Let’s.,neutral "All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay.",joy Oh my God….What’s he gonna do now?,fear I can’t watch!,fear Oh.,neutral "Seriously, how can you watch this?",non-neutral Aren’t you scared?,non-neutral Terrified.,fear Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!,joy "Umm, listen there's something I think you should know.",neutral "Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse?",surprise "Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine.",neutral "I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.",neutral "Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I",neutral Fine! Maybe I will too!,joy "Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.",non-neutral You-you-you-you threw my sandwich away!,non-neutral MY SANDWICH?!!!,non-neutral MY SANDWICH!!!!!!,anger "What’s the matter, Pheebs?",neutral She cancelled! My namesake cancelled on me!,non-neutral What?!,surprise "Yeah, she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly.",sadness "She’s avoiding me, she doesn’t want to tell me where my Father is.",sadness "She knows, and she won’t tell me.",sadness "Aww Pheebs, that sucks!",sadness "Yeah, well, don’t “Aww Pheebs, that sucks!” me yet.",sadness Where ya going?,neutral "Well, she’s out of town so, there’s gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.",neutral "Uh, Pheebs, some people call that breaking and entering.",fear "Well, are any of those people here?!",anger "Oh my God, so do I!",surprise "I knew it, wow!!",surprise "Wait-wait-wait, wait! Puppies. Cute or ugly?",neutral "Ohh, so cute.",joy "Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I’m-I’m mad at you.",anger I know. I’m mad at me too.,non-neutral "Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? I’m kinda hungry.",neutral Hey! Me too!,surprise "All right, stop it. Now you’re just doing it to freak me out.",non-neutral "Ok, you can do this.",neutral It's just like pulling off a Band-aid.,neutral "Just do it really fast, and then the wound is exposed.",neutral "Janice. Hi, Janice. Ok, here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore. Janice.",sadness "All right. Well, there you go. Stop it, stop it, stop it.",anger Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out!,surprise "Really? My God, he’s really cute.",surprise Go for it.,neutral "Phoebe, I’m engaged!",surprise "I’m just saying, get his number just in case.",neutral But no: Chandler is in an accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill.,neutral "Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m engaged.",non-neutral Well you should be embarrassed.,disgust "I did, but that was really fun.",joy Hey.,neutral Chandler. I sensed it was you.,neutral What?!,surprise Unagi. I’m always aware.,neutral "Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel?",non-neutral What’s up?,neutral I can’t figure out what to make Monica.,neutral "Oh, why don’t you make her one of your little jokes.",non-neutral I’m going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?,fear Y’know what?,neutral She’d-she’d love this.,neutral "Uh, it’s an exact replica of Apollo 8.",non-neutral I made it in the sixth grade.,neutral "Yeah, I guess I could use that. I could say that your love sends me to the moon.",neutral "Yeah-yeah, except Apollo 8 didn’t actually land on the moon.",neutral "But you-you-you could write that umm, your love lets me orbit the moon twice and return safely.",non-neutral "Wait a minute, I can’t give this to her.",non-neutral Why not?,neutral "Because it says ""Captain Ross"" on the side and ""I hate Monica"" on the bottom.",non-neutral "Yeah, see ya.",neutral "Hey, thank you so much.",joy "Wow. Well, I guess it was Cupid who brought her here.",non-neutral "No, just a regular old flying dwarf.",neutral Oh. Oh I just cannot believe Clark stood me up!,anger He might still show up.,neutral "Oh, what are you, stupid? It’s been three hours.",anger Is that all?,neutral "I should just go on to happier things, okay? Umm, why don’t you tell about your lovely wedding?",sadness "Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding.",neutral "Um, it’s going to be a small ceremony.",neutral "Uh, tiny!",surprise We’re not even sure why we’re having it.,neutral It’s actually going to be just family.,neutral "Oh…wait…you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing",surprise "Come here to me. No-no, you come here to me.",neutral Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.,joy "Oh great! What, you brought Joey?",joy "Well, I brought the next best thing.",neutral Whoa! Y'know what Katie? I gotta tell ya I-I-I-I think you are the one who is too much.,surprise "Ohh, Joey has the nicest friends!",joy "Ohh, and the nicest girlfriend!",joy You're so sweet!,joy "Ohh, you're so sweet!",joy "Oww!!!! Joey, she just kicked me.",surprise Huh.,neutral Well? Aren't you gonna do something?,non-neutral Uhh….,neutral "You'd better do something, or I'm gonna walk out that door right now! Well? Are you gonna?",anger Nah.,neutral "How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—, a rapist or a killer or something!",fear Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?!,surprise "Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! And you, are you a rapist?!",anger No!,anger Do you like car games?,neutral "Yeah, y’know the license plate game?",neutral I,neutral "Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play!",joy No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh!,non-neutral "Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica?",neutral I can’t figure this out!,non-neutral It’s so hard!,non-neutral Should I get her a Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or a—ah-ah!,non-neutral Paper cut!,non-neutral "Now, have you told anyone else?",neutral "No, I don’t want to tell anybody else because I don’t want Monica to find out.",neutral You told me.,surprise "Well, it’s because I trust you, you’re one of my best friends, and you walked in on me when I was looking at ring brochures.",non-neutral "Yeah well, once again not knocking pays off. I only wish you hadn’t been on the toilet.",surprise Me too.,neutral Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "Hey! So Chandler, wanna go to the coffeehouse?",non-neutral Oh all right.,neutral "Yeah, coffeehouse.",neutral "Oh perfect, we were just gonna see if you wanted to go.",neutral "Oh well, we don’t because we got…the…other pl-place.",neutral How rude.,disgust "Oh, I’m sorry. You wanna bite?",surprise "The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!",surprise What?,surprise The ring is gone!,surprise Ugh.,disgust "Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this—Ah-ha-ha!!",non-neutral You lost the ring!,non-neutral You’re the worst best man ever!,anger "Dude, this isn’t funny!",anger What am I gonna do?!,fear "I go to bed last night, everything’s cool!",non-neutral "I wake up this morning, the stripper’s gone and the ring is gone!",non-neutral You slept with the stripper?,surprise Of course!!,non-neutral What difference does that make?!,anger "Well, I'm just—if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference!",non-neutral "Joey, do you have a minute?",neutral "Dude, what am I gonna",fear "Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out.",non-neutral "Oh, Joey, I have such a problem!",fear "Oh well, you're timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place.",neutral "Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have",non-neutral "What-what is it, what is it?",neutral "Oh my God, it's so huge, but you just have to promise me that you cannot tell anyone.",surprise "Oh no, no-no-no-no! I don't want to know!",non-neutral "Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!",non-neutral "I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!",disgust What? What secrets? You know secrets? What are they?,surprise And you're not supposed to be gossiping!!,disgust "I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone",non-neutral I'm not listening to you!,anger Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it!,joy Stick to your side!,non-neutral "Hey, come on now!",non-neutral "All right, what are we havin’?",neutral "Uhh, I don’t believe in these crazy diets y’know, just everything in moderation.",neutral I’ll take those to go. For the kids.,neutral "Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you. You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off. What happened there?",neutral "It was so stupid, I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn’t have said.",non-neutral "But believe me, that’s not gonna happen today.",neutral "Understood. So, what’d you say back then?",neutral "Well, I said that I",neutral Ha!,neutral So you like the drums!,joy "That's, that's great!",joy "Y’know, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation.",neutral "All right, okay, well, apparently not!",non-neutral "So, yay!",joy "Hey-hey, Pheebs, check it out, we already learned a song. Ready? One, two, three, four...",neutral Tequila!!,joy That's fun.,joy "Whoa-whoa, Treeger made you cry?",surprise Yes! And he said really mean things that were only partly true.,sadness I’m gonna go down there and teach that guy a lesson.,anger "Joey, please don’t do that. I think it’s best that we just forget about it.",fear "That’s easy for you to say, you weren’t almost just killed.",anger "All right that’s it, school is in session!",neutral My God! Is this a gym card?,surprise "Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1200 times.",neutral So why don’t you quit?,neutral You don’t think I’ve tried? You think I,non-neutral Who is Maria?,neutral "Oh Maria. You can’t say no to her, she’s like this lycra spandex covered gym…treat.",joy You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?,neutral No!,anger So you’re strong enough to face her on your own?,neutral "Oh no, you’ll have to come.",fear Thanks.,neutral Thank you. Mon?,neutral Hmm?,neutral "Pheebs, I don’t think anyone's mad about that.",neutral Exactly! Because it's in the past!,non-neutral Anybody gonna eat that?,neutral Pheebs!,joy Hey!,joy "Listen, you know how uh, when you’re wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?",neutral Yeah!,non-neutral "Well, when Jake did it I saw that…he was wearing women’s underwear!",surprise I know. They were mine.,neutral "Oh. No! No wait, that’s weird!",disgust "No, it’s not! We were just goofing around and I dared him to try them on.",neutral That’s weird!,disgust I’m wearing his briefs right now.,neutral That’s…kinda hot.,non-neutral I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.,joy "Yeah, I wouldn’t know about that.",neutral And! Y’know what Jake says? That women’s underwear is actually more comfortable. And he loves the way the silk feels against his skin.,joy "Yeah well next thing you know, he’ll be telling you that your high heels are good for his posture!",disgust There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! I’m thinking even more than you.,non-neutral "Oh yeah, he looked like a real lumberjack in those pink lacys.",disgust I’m just saying that only a man completely secure with his masculinity could walk around in women’s underwear!,non-neutral I don’t think you could ever do that.,non-neutral Hey! I,non-neutral "Okay, whatever.",disgust Lusts of the flesh.,neutral What?,neutral I don’t know. A cowboy theme?,neutral "Hey uh, is it okay to come in?",neutral "Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it!",joy "Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya.",neutral Hey!,joy Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?,neutral "Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my breast?",neutral "It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but don’t worry. It’ll happen.",neutral Yowsa!,surprise "Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your mouth.",neutral Dear Lord.,non-neutral "I’m sorry honey, what were you saying?",neutral "Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that…",neutral "Oh look, she’s pulling away again!",non-neutral Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth?,neutral She looks scared.,neutral Doesn’t she look scared?,neutral "Y’know, I don’t really know her.",neutral Can you see my nipples through this shirt?,neutral "No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.",neutral "Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?",neutral "Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. I added the ""a-gogo.""",neutral "Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.",neutral "Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...",non-neutral "No, no, no, don't you dare bail on me.",anger The only reason she's goin' out with me is because I said I could bring a friend for her friend.,non-neutral "Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a...",non-neutral Pathetic mess?,neutral "I know, but—come on, man, she's needy, she's vulnerable.",neutral "I'm thinkin', cha-ching!",joy Thanks.,neutral "Look, you have not been out with a woman since Janice.",neutral You're doin' this.,neutral Hi. She said yes.,neutral "Yes! Way to go, man! Still got the egg, huh?",joy """Happy birthday to you!""",joy You’re paying for that.,neutral What? No-no it’s her birthday!,surprise You’ve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!,surprise But it really,neutral You are no longer authorized to distribute birthday muffins.,neutral Damnit!,anger Rach? Hi!,joy Hi!,joy Did you tell your sister to ask me out?,neutral Well yeah,neutral Oh wow!,surprise "I mean, wow!",surprise "I mean, I-I-I think she’s cute but I-I would never have thought of going out with her, never!",non-neutral Really?!,surprise "Yeah but after you said it was okay, I figured, ""Why not?!""",non-neutral Oh so-so not really never.,neutral I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am.,neutral "I mean after all we’ve been through, I just—y’know I wish I had a brother to reciprocate.",neutral "Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.",neutral "Oh-ho, and mine!",non-neutral "Okay, so…no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.",non-neutral No-no wait-wait! I can’t just let you hang up! Just please talk to me.,fear Well…I only have one thing to do today. I guess I could push it back.,neutral "Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself?",non-neutral "It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!",sadness Chandler?,neutral I-I’m sorry?,non-neutral "No look, I-I’m sure that people know you exist!",non-neutral Oh yeah?,non-neutral I work in a cubicle surrounded by people.,neutral I’ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up from their desk.,sadness Hang-hang on.,neutral Hey everybody!,neutral "Uh, I’m gonna kill myself!",sadness I’ll get back to ya.,neutral I got nothing.,neutral Wait.,neutral "Uh, hey Marge!",neutral "Ehh, nothing.",neutral Nothing.,non-neutral "Apparently, there’s like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and there’s only this one robot and this one guy who controls it!",surprise I didn’t know he could get me fired!,surprise What am I going to do?,fear "Well y’know Joey, you’re a pretty charming guy.",neutral "Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.",fear "No sweetie, you’ve got to win over the guy that controls C.H.E.E.S.E.! You’ve got to kiss some serious robot ass!",neutral That’s not a bad idea.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Okay, but if I got to turn on the charm tomorrow I’m not wasting anymore of it over here with you guys.",neutral "Well, actually I got a little bit saved for you Pheebs.",joy "So do you think uh, Joey’s more charming than me?",neutral Yeah! That’s why I’m sleeping with him on the side.,non-neutral "Yeah, you wish.",neutral """You wish.""",non-neutral Why are you yelling?,non-neutral "Whoa, that",non-neutral "Whoa-whoa, what is it?",surprise Well… It’s a date.,neutral A date?!,surprise "No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldn’t schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!",surprise "Come on Joey, don’t make me feel badly about this.",sadness "No, I’m gonna!!",anger That’s right!,anger "Yeah, you made me feel really guilty about goin’ out with that girl!",anger Like-like-like I did something terrible to you!,anger "And now Pheebs, you’re doing the same thing!",anger That—It’s not the same thing! This is,anger "Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!",anger She was?,surprise "Well, she graduated from high school!",anger "Okay, whatever.",non-neutral Y’know what?,neutral "I don’t have time to convince you because he’s only here for four hours, and I’m gonna go see him!",anger Fine!,anger Yeah!,anger Fine!,anger Yeah!,anger "What are you still doin’ here?! I told you, lobster ravioli!",anger "Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.",neutral Hi.,neutral "Ross, you remember Susan.",neutral How could I forget?,surprise Ross.,neutral "Hello, Susan. Good shake. Good shake. So, uh, we're just waiting for...?",non-neutral Dr. Oberman.,neutral ..Dr. Oberman. Okay. And is he-,neutral She.,neutral "-she, of course, she- uh- familiar with our.. special situation?",non-neutral "Yes, and she's very supportive.",neutral "Okay, that's great. No, I'm- Oh.",joy Thanks.,neutral "Quack, quack..",neutral Ross? That opens my cervix.,surprise Barry?,surprise C'mon in.,neutral Are you sure?,surprise "Yeah! It's fine, it's fine. Robbie's gonna be here for hours.",neutral Huh?!,surprise "So, how ya doin?",neutral ...Flame Boy.,neutral Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does.,non-neutral "Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. Uh, just a second!",joy "No-no, let me in!",non-neutral Phoebe?,neutral Yeah!,joy Can you just hold on for one minute?,neutral "No, you have to let me in right now!!",non-neutral Are you alone?,neutral Yes!,non-neutral All right.,neutral Let go!,anger No! You let go!,anger No!,anger How come it’s always us left in the field holding the ball?,non-neutral I don’t know. I guess the other people just don’t care enough.,neutral Hey! It’s starting to snow.,non-neutral Gimme the this!,anger Let go!,anger Y'know what?,neutral Umm?,neutral I bet ‘ya ya I could fit in there.,neutral I’ve got five bucks says you can’t.,neutral "Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.",non-neutral Knick fan?,neutral "Oh, yeah.",neutral "Oh, boy, do they suck.",non-neutral "Hey, listen, lady.......whoa.",surprise "Look, look at your man, Ewing. Nice shot. You know what, he couldn't hit water if he was standing on a boat.",disgust Oh yeah? And who do you like?,neutral The Celtics.,neutral "The Celtics? Ha. They couldn't hit a boat if...wait. They suck, alright?",disgust "Oh, shut up. You know, it's a rebuilding year. You... waah!",anger "Wha? Wha..aa? Let me get the father. Hey, we need a father over here! We need a father!",non-neutral There is no father.,neutral "Oh, oh, oh, sorry.",non-neutral "Ok, that's ok. I'm fine. I'm... oh!",non-neutral "Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.",neutral Ok.,neutral "Sweetheart, just gimme- gimme another chance, okay, we'll start all over again. We'll go back to Aruba.",fear "Dr. Farber, we've got a bit of an emergency here...Jason Costalano is choking on his retainer.",fear Oh God...,fear "I'll be right there, Bernice.",neutral "Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay?",fear "I'll be, I'll be right back.",non-neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, we'll be here!",neutral Hating you!,anger Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there?,surprise "Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels",neutral Yeah... I'm pretty sure I'm still gonna marry him.,joy "What are you talking about?! Mindy, the guy is the devil! He's Satan in a smock!",disgust "Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.",neutral Oh God.,surprise I hope you can find some way to be happy for me. And I hope you'll still be my maid of honor...?,non-neutral And I hope Barry doesn't kill you and eat you in Aruba.,non-neutral "Listen, Robert’s gonna be here any second so, will one of you just tell him?",neutral Oh.,non-neutral "Please, right now, no, every time I see him it’s like ‘Is it on the lose?’ ‘Is it watching me?’",fear "We can’t tell him, you can’t go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.",non-neutral "He’s right, even if it’s to say something complementary.",neutral Hey!,surprise Hey.,neutral "So are ready for the gym? They’ve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.",neutral "No, I can spot you from here.",neutral What?,surprise "Okay, listen Robert...",neutral I don’t have time for this.,anger "No, that is what the game is.",neutral Which you just gave up really quickly.,neutral Have you seen Joey?,neutral What’s the matter?,neutral "Oh, just this! Y’know what it’s my fault really, because the couch is usually where we",neutral "Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.",neutral What’s going on?,surprise He’s retiling my floor.,neutral Yo!! Spackel boy! Get up!,non-neutral "Ah-ah-ah, now you started this, you will finish it.",non-neutral He started mine first!,anger "Build the unit Cinderelly, lay the tile Cinderelly.",non-neutral Come on Chloe! Finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe! Come on Chloe!!,non-neutral Can I help you?,neutral Uh-oh.,fear "Uh, y'know what, we’re having second thoughts about our copying needs. And we’ll need a little more time to think about it.",neutral "Chloe, switch with me, there’s some guys here that got a crush on you.",neutral "Okay, that hurt us.",non-neutral Hi guys. I haven’t seen you since this morning.,neutral "Well ah, ........y'know.",neutral "Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?",neutral Both of us?,surprise Maybe. Does that scare ya?,neutral Relax. It’s just Issac’s D.J.-ing at the Philly. You should come.,neutral We’ll be there.,joy "Great. I’ll ah, see ya then.",joy "All right, rock on.",joy "Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great.",joy "‘Cause you know love lasts forever, y'know.",non-neutral "Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so Rachel and I broke up.",sadness "Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.",non-neutral "Yeah, well.",neutral "Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?",neutral "Oh yeah, I’d love that.",joy "Oh, great! Me too.",joy I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job.,neutral And why do you care so much?,neutral Because! You could get to live out my fantasy!,joy You had fantasies about Emily?,non-neutral "No! Y’know,",neutral Is that why in junior high you were the only one that hung out with that Ukrainian kid?,neutral "Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!",non-neutral Ahh.,neutral Do you love her?,neutral "We said it was only going to be two weeks, y’know?",neutral You love her!,surprise What-what is love really?,neutral "Ohhh, I",neutral I am a good kisser.,neutral "Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in… I’ve been watching too much porn.",neutral So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.,neutral "Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I",joy Why don’t we do a trial run.,neutral "Oh okay. Umm, all right. Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?",neutral I’m the supply manager.,neutral "Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs.",neutral "Kathy! Kathy! Hi!! Kathy! Kathy! (She doesn't hear him and keeps running, Chandler starts chasing her as the theme to",non-neutral "Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?",surprise "Oh, I just wanted to say, ""Hey!""",joy Hey!,neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh, hey, Mon, do you still have your like old blouses and dresses from high school?",neutral "Yeah, I think I have some around here somewhere. Why?",neutral "Well, it’s just that maternity clothes are so expensive.",non-neutral "Hey, Rach! I made a pile of your stuff over on this side of the room. If you could just……throw your purses at it.",non-neutral Bloomingdale’s,neutral "Oh my God, are you out of a job?",surprise "No, but they stuck me in personal shopping. Which is just a",sadness Okay!,non-neutral "Come on, no peeking!",joy Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very good.,non-neutral "Okayyyyy, open up!",joy What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this,non-neutral "Yeah, it’s for our catering business!",joy I think I know that girl.,neutral "All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though.",non-neutral No?,surprise "No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a baguette.",neutral Oh!,surprise "And also, we don’t know what to do with this.",neutral "Oh yeah, I definitely know her.",neutral "You don’t know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!",non-neutral "All right! Ross, do you think it’s easy for me to see you with somebody else?",non-neutral "Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?",anger "Yeah, because I was",neutral You still love me?,non-neutral Noo.,non-neutral You still love me.,neutral "Oh, y-yeah, so, you-you love me!",surprise "Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?",surprise Noo!,non-neutral Maybe!,surprise "I, I don’t know.",neutral "Ross, I still can’t forgive you for what you did, I can’t, I just, but sometimes when I’m with you I just, I feel so...",non-neutral What?!,non-neutral "I just, I feel, I-I just...",neutral What?,neutral I feel...,neutral "Noo!! I don’t care! I’m not, I’m not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!",anger But I made cards!!,non-neutral Well! Good night. I’m going upstairs.,neutral G’night.,neutral Wanna play strip poker for practice?,non-neutral What are you doing?,neutral The key’s stuck in the lock.,neutral I can fix it. Hold on. Look out. Look out.,neutral It still doesn’t work.,non-neutral "Yes, I'm sorry. Do you have any extra pants? Umm, my friend seems to have had a little accident.",neutral "Isn’t it incredible?! Monica and Chandler, gettin’ married.",joy "I know, they’re gonna be",joy "Ohh… I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?",joy Not,neutral No! I’m so happy for them!,joy Me too! So happy for them!,joy I’m so happy and not at all jealous.,non-neutral "Oh no! No God, definitely not jealous!",non-neutral "I mean I’m probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean what’s 2%? That’s nothing.",neutral Totally. I’m like 90/10.,non-neutral Yeah me too.,non-neutral "Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?",neutral "Wh—no, but y’know who did stop in here looking for ya, Tennille.",neutral Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?,neutral "Oh sure, Cilantro Larry.",neutral "Well, I’m gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.",joy "Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence… dozens of people.",joy "How could you say yes, what about our catering business?",anger "Oh no-no-no, it’s only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a",non-neutral Yay!!,joy "Oh, in that case——Yay! That was me hopping on board.",joy Oh.,non-neutral "Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?",joy Hello.,neutral "Hey, it’s me.",neutral "I know you can’t stand to be in the same room as me, so I just thought I’d try and apologize over the phone.",sadness All I,neutral Hello.,neutral "Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I’m",fear Stop callin’!!,anger "Hey! Hey! Hey! This is 92.3, WXRK, K-Rock for our $1,000 daily challenge.",joy All right!,neutral "What is the name of your roommate who is very, very sorry and would do anything",neutral Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!,neutral "Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong?",non-neutral "Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with Joey tonight and he left me this note.",non-neutral """Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk to you later. Big Daddy."" Big Daddy?",non-neutral Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out.,neutral "Hey, y’know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron!",non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Oh! Here’s Joseph Francis!,non-neutral Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note!,surprise So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me!,anger "Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility for sex!",non-neutral "Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule.",neutral I don’t accept this rule.,anger "When we make plans, I expect you to show up.",anger "Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better!",anger "Y’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this is for life!",anger Did you know he was in there?,neutral No.,neutral How long have we been home?,neutral About a half an hour.,neutral Love,neutral "Lights. Uh, romantic lights.",neutral "Ooh, nice.",joy "So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.",neutral "Oh, right! I completely forgot about that.",neutral "Well ah, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life",neutral Yeah?,neutral "And I feel like I’ve conquered the business world, and I feel like I’ve conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.",non-neutral Wow.,surprise There’s one thing missing.,sadness What’s that?,neutral It’s time for me to conquer the physical world.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Monica, I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion.",neutral You wanna what?!,surprise "I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! It’s the most intense physical competition in the world, it’s banned in 49 states!",joy What are you talking about?,surprise "Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, I’ve even had my own octagon training ring designed.",neutral And I suppose you used a ring designer for that.,non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win.",joy I want you close enough to smell the blood.,joy What do you think?,neutral My parents will be so happy.,disgust Okay to come in?,neutral "Yeah, come on, eat, whatever you want. Dr. Roger got beeped again.",neutral "Yeah I know, guess who beeped him?",neutral What?!,surprise I’m the ruptured spleen.,non-neutral Why would you do that?,non-neutral Because you shouldn’t be with him. You should be with me.,non-neutral Really?,surprise Yeah!,non-neutral "When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me!",sadness "Look, things like last night they don’t just happen.",non-neutral Y’know?,non-neutral Or at least not to me.,non-neutral "Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.",non-neutral Chandler!,surprise "I know you probably don’t want to go out with me, y’know because I make too many jokes and I’ve never been in a serious relationship and I guess I’m not technically a ""doctor…""",sadness "There was just one woman, wasn’t there?",neutral "No, there were two.",neutral Including me?,surprise Oh yeah.,joy Hey!,joy Welcome back!,joy Hey! Can we pick up where we left off?,joy "I don’t know, I’m still pretty tired out from this afternoon.",neutral Why?,surprise "Uh, the sex.",neutral What sex?,surprise Our sex.,non-neutral We didn’t have sex.,surprise "Well if I didn’t have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like",non-neutral Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!,disgust Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! No! No! No!,disgust Oh my God Stu! I-I can’t believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure she’s a hooker?,disgust "Either that or she’s just the best, most expensive date I ever had.",surprise Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.,sadness I’m your mother.,neutral Ehh?,surprise "Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldn’t go out with a guy like Chandler...",neutral Hi there.,neutral "...and he couldn’t let it go, and... I don’t really know what happened with that either.",neutral Oh-oh!,surprise "And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head.",neutral "And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either...",neutral "Y'know what, hold on, let me go get Chandler.",neutral "Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment?",neutral "Well yeah, I lied before.",sadness Oh!,surprise Oh God,surprise Now you know how you really feel about it.,neutral "Oh-oh, that’s a risky little game!",surprise Are you really gonna do this?,fear Yeah. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby. I’m gonna have a baby!,joy With who?,neutral "Ah, it’s still not the time.",neutral You said I was boring--Ohh!,anger When did I say you were boring?!,neutral "Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess!",surprise Phoebe! You and I have,neutral "Oh, come on!",non-neutral "Yes, remember that time on the frozen lake?",neutral "We were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz!",non-neutral "Okay, there's a",neutral "All right, I’m leaving!",anger Because I’m not going to spend one more day with someone whose out to sabotage my every move.,anger That’s you Rachel!,anger "Yeah, I got that.",neutral "And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?",anger You take care Jill.,neutral "Okay, see ya!",non-neutral Bye-bye-e!,non-neutral Bye.,neutral "I-I can’t believe Jill’s gone. I can’t help it, I opened a gate.",sadness "How about, you’re moving!!",non-neutral Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!!,anger "Hey, how are you guys doing?",neutral Great! Monica’s moving!,joy I am not!,non-neutral Oh really?! Then how come all your stuff is in this box?!,surprise "Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what’s going on here. Okay, you guys",neutral No Phoebe I am mad!,anger "Well, deep-deep-deep down!",neutral "Yeah, I’m just mad!",anger Then keep running.,neutral Okay!,neutral "Oh, here’s that trench-coat that you wanted.",neutral "Oh great! Wow! Yeah, it’s comfortable.",joy Yeah?,neutral Oh! Here we,non-neutral "All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?",neutral No.,neutral I'm sorry.,neutral It's just 'cause I couldn't be there.,neutral "'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.",sadness Sorry.,neutral What happened?,neutral "Well, y'know, a little of this, a little of that. Got myself a date tomorrow night.",neutral "See, didn't I tell you?! You're getting over Ross already!",joy Well,neutral Get out!,non-neutral I just didn’t see the fast song coming.,surprise Shh.,neutral Shh.,neutral "Don’t try to talk, we’ll get you up to your room, we’ll soak your feet, you’ll be okay.",neutral "Oh, thank you.",neutral That is so sweet!,joy Yeah.,neutral "No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.",non-neutral "Tell me about it, I feel like I’m holding down the fort all by myself.",neutral It’s Joey right?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Wait a minute!,surprise No!,anger I’m the nice one!,surprise I’m the one who danced with the kids all night!,surprise How…How small are your feet?,neutral !,surprise "Uhh, do you mind sitting there. I’m-I’m saving this for my friend Ross.",neutral You mean Dr. Geller?,neutral Doctor? Wow! I didn’t know he had a nickname.,surprise "Oh, he won’t sit here.",neutral "Only the people in the white coats sit over there, and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.",neutral "Yeah, it must’ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit a dog.",non-neutral Okay.,neutral "Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.",sadness Oh yeah man. Joey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "Oh no it’s fine, don’t worry about it.",neutral "Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it’s okay.",neutral Yeah!,non-neutral I’ll talk to you tomorrow.,neutral "I should uh, probably go.",neutral Yeah. Yes! Yeah.,non-neutral I forgot my purse.,neutral Oh.,neutral "No, I really did forget my purse.",neutral "A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.",neutral I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.,joy Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.,neutral I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?,neutral Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I—What? No! Wh… What are you doing?!!,non-neutral "....and 12, 22, 18, four... What?",surprise I spelled out boobies.,joy "Ross, but me down for another box of the mint treasures, okay. Where, where are the mint treasures?",neutral "Ah, we’re out. I sold them all.",neutral What?,surprise "Monica, I’m cutting you off.",non-neutral No.,sadness "No, just, just, just a couple more boxes.",non-neutral "It-it-it’s no big deal, all right, I’m-I’m cool.",fear You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!,non-neutral "Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.",disgust Oh God!,non-neutral "So, how many have you sold so far?",neutral Check this out. Five hundred and seventeen boxes!,surprise "Oh my God, how did you do that?",surprise "Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘Laser Floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes!",joy "That’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight.",joy I am selling cookies by the case.,joy They call me: 'Cookie Dude!',joy "Okay, stop what you’re doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....",neutral "Well hey, who did these resumes for ya?",surprise Me! On my computer.,joy Like an eclipse.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hey. Soaps? Shampoos? Are you really taking all this stuff?,surprise Why not? It’s built into the price of the room.,neutral Yeah but you don’t need——What is this?,surprise Thread!,joy Score! Where are the disposable cameras?,joy What disposable cameras?,non-neutral The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?,surprise No you didn’t.,non-neutral "Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said",surprise "Oh-oh yeah, you-you came up to me and asked if I could do you a favor, and my Uncle Murray came up to you and handed you a check.",neutral "And then you said, ""Why do they call it a check?",neutral "Why not a Yugoslavian?""",neutral "Yeah, then you did that.",neutral So you don’t have the cameras?!,surprise No. Sorry man.,sadness So? What? What? They’re gone! Monica’s gonna freak!,non-neutral "Well, I’m sure they’re still somewhere here in the hotel. I’ll-I’ll help you look for them.",neutral Great.,non-neutral In-in three minutes.,neutral "Uhh, Rachel, my parents",neutral Ohh! It’s so nice to meet you. Hello.,joy Hi.,neutral Hello.,neutral "Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries.",non-neutral What?,surprise "This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not—that’s-that’s not what it is.",non-neutral "See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually.",neutral "It’s-it’s, they’re-they’re wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at",neutral Maybe in L.A?,neutral Yes!,joy There you go.,neutral "So, have you kids eaten yet?",neutral "Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next.",neutral "Well, we’re starving, why don’t we all go get something to eat?",neutral "Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin’ around the house.",neutral So… We go eat.,neutral Yes.,neutral "You’ll wear that. We’ll be eating, and of course, you’ll be wearing that.",neutral Well I guess I should’ve thought about my wife and kids before I talked back to chef Geller!,neutral Thanks.,neutral Yep! Looks like it’s gonna be a leeeeean Christmas at the Dragon house this year.,non-neutral Enough!,anger Lean-lean-lean!,non-neutral Let me see that.,neutral This one right here.,neutral Triscadecaphobia.,neutral The fear of,neutral "No! No, fear of the number 13.",neutral Fear of,neutral "It’s possible, they have really sharp edges.",neutral "All right Chandler, you’re up.",neutral "Wait a minute, I-I believe I’m entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?",non-neutral This game makes no sense!,anger Y’know what? You’re just upset because you’re losing.,joy "Oh come on Ross, I think we’re all losers here.",non-neutral "All right. Chandler, you can either spin the wheel or pick a Google card.",neutral Let me think. Let me think—Oh! I don’t care.,anger You-you must choose Mr. Bing.,neutral "Either, it makes no difference.",neutral "Choose, you jackass!",anger I’ll take a card.,neutral "Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!",joy What?!,surprise This game is kinda fun.,joy You don’t think it’s a little crazy that you get all my points just ‘cause you,non-neutral I don’t think the contestants are supposed to speak to each other.,neutral "Hello? Oh, hi Ross! See? Other people call me!",surprise Very funny Ross!,joy Very life-like and funny.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady.",non-neutral "Whoa, maybe I was!",surprise "Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.",non-neutral "Get in there man! Flirt back, mix it up!",joy "Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that.",joy "Okay, here goes.",fear How you a-doin'?,neutral It worked!,surprise She's waving me over.,non-neutral "Okay, I-I-I'll be right over.",non-neutral "Let's see, she's on the third floor",neutral "Wow! She is pretty, huh?",surprise "Tell me about it, huh? Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! Ewwuck!",disgust Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral "Oh honey, I'm so sorry, you were right, this feels great!",joy "See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!",neutral Gone! I mean its amazing Pheebs. I feel so free and so graceful. Hey! Look out for the horse! Sorry!,joy "Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And",non-neutral Ahh! Aren’t you dressed yet?,surprise Am I naked again?!,surprise We’re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.,neutral "Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?",neutral Wh?! What about my allergies?!,surprise "Oh right, your allergies. All her, she hates you.",neutral Shoot! We’re out of soda.,non-neutral "Oh, I’ll go out and get you some.",neutral Really?!,surprise "Nope! Because I’m not your boyfriend. Hey Pheebs, how did it go?",neutral "Well, umm, my Mom’s friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom.",non-neutral I found a dried up seashores.,neutral "Sweety, what are you talking about?",surprise "Oh, my new Mom, who-who’s a big, fat abandoner!",non-neutral "Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Don’t you wanna stay here and talk about it?",surprise "No. I’m just, I wanna, I need to be alone.",sadness Monica!,non-neutral Oh.,neutral Open it! Open it! Open it!,joy Yeah baby!,joy So we never got to hear about your wedding!,joy We were surprise that we weren’t invited.,non-neutral "No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.",neutral What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood.,joy Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,joy Hi!,joy "So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?",neutral Sure!,joy I'd love to!,joy Well you,neutral "Well, I can't give you a massage, because my licence has been revoked again!",sadness "Phoebe, what happened?",neutral "Well, it was an accident...You know, it's a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips!",neutral Have I got a surprise for you? Pack your bags!,non-neutral Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!,surprise "Umm, this is nice.",neutral "I know, it is isn’t it?",joy "No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?",non-neutral "Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.",joy "Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device.",neutral "Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.",neutral "Oh yeah, that sounds great. Oh, and listen, it’s, it’s gonna be....",neutral I know. Thanks.,neutral So? Come on! Explain yourself Geller! First you get my Rachel pregnant!,anger You got Rachel pregnant?!,surprise Who did?!,surprise You did!,anger "Yes. Yes, yes I did. But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.",fear Oh? Really? That’s what my daughter means to you? Nothing?,anger "No! No sir umm, she means a lot to me. I mean, I care—I-I love Rachel.",fear What?!,surprise "Oh but not that way. I mean…I mean I’m not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.",non-neutral Oh really? That’s how treat a friend? You get her in trouble and then refuse to marry her?,anger Hey! I offered to marry her!,anger Wh,non-neutral But I didn’t want to.,non-neutral Well why not? So you can spend your time with this tramp?!,anger Tramp?!,surprise "I’m sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.",non-neutral "Yes, Fran.",neutral "I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!...",anger "Oh, really, really, really?",non-neutral "Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it!",non-neutral You got it?,neutral Good!,joy Whooooaaaa....,surprise Bijan for men? Bijan for men? Bijan for men?,neutral "Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?",neutral I could have birds.,neutral "Okay, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.",neutral Thank you. I'm going to rejoin my dinner party.,neutral "All right, bye-bye.",neutral "Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky.",neutral We'll give you Janice.,neutral "I miss Janice though. ""Hello, Chandler Bing.""",neutral """Oh, my, god.""",surprise """Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!""",joy "Stop with the broom, we're not making noise.",neutral We won. We won!,joy Mr. Heckles.,neutral How did this happen?,neutral He musta been sweeping. They found a broom in his hand.,neutral That's terrible.,non-neutral I know. I was sweeping yesterday. It coulda been me.,neutral "Sure, you coulda. You never know.",neutral You never know.,neutral "Oh, I'm sorry.",sadness Where's Chandler?,neutral "Oh, he needed some time to grieve.",neutral I'm free! I'm free!,joy That oughta do it.,neutral "Hey, look at me. I'm making jam, been at it since 4 o'clock this morning.",non-neutral Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?,surprise Went down to the docks. Bet ya didn't know you could get it wholesale.,neutral I didn't know there were docks.,surprise Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "Aww, is it broken?",sadness "No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks.",non-neutral Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?,neutral Nooo. I had a story all worked out but then Chandler sold me out.,non-neutral "Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.",non-neutral What is this? Fruit?,surprise Monica's making jam.,neutral "Whoa, jam! I love jam! Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?",joy Because the kids need new shoes.,neutral I'm going into business people.,neutral I'm sick and tired of being depressed about Richard.,non-neutral "I needed a plan, a plan to get over my man.",non-neutral What's the opposite of man?,neutral Jam.,neutral Oh Joey don't!,fear It's way to hot.,non-neutral This will just be my batch.,neutral "Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?",non-neutral Why? Do you think he’s still mad at us?,surprise Well he’s probably mad after you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.,neutral What? Mine aren’t tinted.,surprise Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?,neutral I will have one.,neutral "Okay, I’m not gonna have one.",neutral Neither will I.,neutral "No, no, it’s just my tooth.",non-neutral All right I’ll have one.,neutral "So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one.",neutral "No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him.",fear See that is the problem with invisible dentists.,neutral Why? Why can’t you go to him?,surprise "Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies.",non-neutral "That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down the hygienist’s blouse.",joy "Phoebe, what? Umm...what?!",surprise "Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John, my mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘Albino Bob’.",non-neutral And all these people actually died?,surprise "Yes, while I was in the chair!",non-neutral "That’s why I take such good care of my teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives!",neutral "Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened to die when you went to the dentist.",neutral "It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a coincidence.",neutral "Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead.",non-neutral Hello?,surprise Ross.,neutral "Emily, hi! Uh, how-how was you flight?",non-neutral It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.,sadness "No, no, that-that, that’s all right. Umm, I’m just glad you called.",joy "Ross umm, there’s something that I’ve got to tell you, there’s-there’s someone else.",non-neutral Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?,non-neutral You know what? I'm not gonna be able to enjoy this.,non-neutral "Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.",sadness "So, let's go.",neutral "Well maybe, you know, maybe we should stay for one song.",neutral "Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now.",neutral "You know, the guys are probably having a great time.",neutral "Okay, I’ve got three of my five.",neutral "Three of your five, what?",neutral Celebrities I’m allowed to sleep with.,neutral Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.,surprise "Yeah, it’s hard okay, I only have two spots left.",neutral "All right, so who do you got it narrowed down to?",neutral "Okay, Elizabeth Hurely....",joy "Oooh-hoo, very attractive, forgiving.",surprise Susan Sarandon.,neutral "Eh, y'know what, she’s to political, she probably wouldn’t let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.",disgust And!! Isabella Rosselini.,joy "Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know she’s too international, y'know she’s never gonna be around.",joy So?,neutral "So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who’s gonna be in the country like all the time.",neutral "Yeah, ‘cause that’s why you won’t get Isabella Rosselini, geography.",neutral Oh that’s five Ross. Five women have had five babies! And I have had no babies! Why doesn’t she want to come out?,non-neutral Y’know what I think it is?,neutral I think you’ve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesn’t want to leave.,neutral Oh. Look at you making up crap for me. Oh God!,non-neutral "Twenty-one hours, you’re a hero.",neutral Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.,non-neutral "Actually, I think you’re ready to go to the delivery room.",neutral What?,surprise "Ten centimeters, you’re about to become a mom.",neutral My God. Okay. Ha-ha-ha beat ya! Sucker!,surprise Are they here yet?,neutral "No, honey, they're not, but don't worry, because we are going to find them, and until we do, we are all here for you, ok?",neutral Ok.,neutral Hi.,neutral May I see your boarding pass?,neutral "Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.",neutral "Oh, oooh. I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.",neutral "No, I know, but I—he just went on.",neutral "He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...",non-neutral No no no! Federal regulations!,anger "OK, alright, OK, um... then could you please, uh... just give him a message for me? Please? This is",neutral Alright. What's the message?,neutral Uh... I don't know.,neutral "Sir? Sir? Excuse me, sir? Uh... I have a message for you.",neutral What?,neutral "It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present, and she will see you when you get back.",neutral ": Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about!",surprise There's no Rachel!,anger Don't give me that deep freeze.,non-neutral "Here's the thing, Janice.",neutral "You know, I mean, it's like we're different.",neutral "I'm like the bing, bing, bing.",non-neutral "You're like the boom, boom, ... boom.",neutral Ow!,surprise "Oh, my god, I'm so sorry. Are you ok?",non-neutral "Ow. Um, it's just my lens. It's just my lens. I'll be right back.",non-neutral I hit her in the eye! I hit her in the eye! This is the worst break-up in the history of the world.,non-neutral Oh my god. How many of those have you had?,surprise "Oh, I don't know, a million?",non-neutral "Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place. La la la la la la la.",neutral I'm fine.,neutral All right.,neutral I'm not fine. Here she comes.,fear Wait here. Breathe.,neutral How do you do that?,surprise It's like a gift.,neutral We should always always break up together.,neutral "Oh, I'd like that.",neutral You win.,non-neutral "Well, what did you have?",neutral It doesn’t matter because nothing beats a three and a six.,non-neutral That my friend is D-Cup.,neutral "Okay, now much have you won so far?",neutral "Uh, wow, 700.",surprise Not 700 exactly?,surprise Yeah.,neutral Double it!,non-neutral What?,surprise "Well you see in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.",neutral Really?,surprise "Hey, I didn’t make up the rules.",neutral "Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card.",neutral "Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500.",neutral Don’t get to excited because that’s not gonna happen unless you get—No way!,surprise "I’m, I’m sorry you didn’t get to go to Spacecamp, and I’m hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it.",sadness Presenting Sarah Tuttle’s Private Very Special Spacecamp!,joy !,neutral "Really Mr. Geller, you don’t have to do this.",neutral Oh come on! Here we go! Stand by for mission countdown!,joy I’m an alien. I’m an alien.,neutral Oh no! An asteroid!,surprise Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral Where you going?,neutral To the bank.,neutral Sperm or regular?,neutral Sperm.,neutral "So you're really doing this, huh?",surprise "Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.",neutral Sounds nice.,neutral "'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...",neutral "No kiddin', hmm.",non-neutral What?,non-neutral "What's wrong, sweetie?",non-neutral "Nothing, nothing.",non-neutral "Aaaah, what's wrong, c'mon.",non-neutral "It's, I mean, it's nothing, I'm fine.",sadness It's my friends.,sadness They-they have a liking problem with you.,sadness "In that, um, they don't.",sadness Oh. They don't.,surprise But they don't see all the wonderfulness that I see.,non-neutral They don't see all the good stuff and all the sweet stuff.,sadness They just think you're a little...,non-neutral What?,non-neutral Intense and creepy.,neutral Hello.,neutral Hi.,neutral Yeah! You don't like Kathy.,non-neutral You got me.,non-neutral "Yeah, you've been avoiding her ever since we started going out. Look, I made an",non-neutral Yeah. Right.,neutral "Good, and hey! My treat. But that's only because you're not eating anything, right?",joy Okay.,neutral I can’t believe we’re here.,joy Oh you’ve got to be kidding me.,surprise What?,surprise "As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.",neutral No!! You have been screwing us all day!,anger Who are you?,surprise We’re you just ten seconds later!,non-neutral Yeah!,non-neutral You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge!,non-neutral I mean we should get free stuff too!,anger I mean you’re not the only ones on your honeymoon!,non-neutral Well you can have the suite if you want.,neutral We don’t care about where we stay.,neutral We’re here to celebrate our love together.,non-neutral We don’t have to get free stuff.,non-neutral We just want to be together.,non-neutral We need the stuff.,neutral Yes!,joy "Okay, well then how about a handshake?",neutral Oh God I'm sorry!,non-neutral "Oh God, I'm sorry!",non-neutral I did not mean to touch that—I mean,fear Hey Pheebs!,joy Hey!,joy Check it out. How much of a man am I?!,joy Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.,non-neutral You’re turning into a woman.,non-neutral "which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance.",neutral "Okay, that-that’s all for today.",neutral "Oh, uh does anyone know where the Freeman building is?",neutral "Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A.",neutral "What?! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes.",surprise "Ooh, dude. That’s not gonna happen.",neutral Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!!,anger Jason?,neutral "Yeah, come on in.",neutral "So Phoebe, you ah, sounded kinda serious on the phone, is ah, is anything wrong?",neutral No. And I don’t think I’m gonna want to.,non-neutral I can’t do this.,sadness "Yep. Yep, that’s what I didn’t want to know.",non-neutral "Well, oh, Mark, I’m doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know?",sadness I’m just doing it to get back at Ross.,non-neutral "I’m sorry, it’s not very fair to you.",sadness Ahh!,surprise "Fair, schmair!",non-neutral Y'know?,neutral "Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you.",neutral Really?,surprise "No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch.",neutral Right here!,non-neutral Oh God. I’m sorry about this.,sadness That’s okay.,neutral You sure?,non-neutral Yeah. I can just go home and get back at him by myself.,neutral Here she is! Future fashion superstar!,joy "Oh Joey, I’m hardly a",neutral My little sister Dina!,joy And here we go,neutral "I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh.",disgust Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy!,non-neutral Stupid closet full of bugs!,anger "Joey. Joey, something feels weird and not good weird. I don’t—Whoa!!",fear "Oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry.",surprise Okay.,neutral "When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.",neutral Really?,neutral Absolutely.,neutral Okay. Oh God—Ow!—Oo!,surprise "Okay Rach-Rach-Rach look at me, look at me, everything’s gonna be fine, trust me.",neutral Okay.,neutral Take my hand.,neutral Here we go.,neutral Oww crushing bones!,surprise Oh hello.,neutral "Oh, it’s you. I see you everywhere. I’m Jim, Jim Nelson.",surprise "Oh Jim, Jim Nelson I’m Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.",neutral "We have. Maybe we’ll be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 o’clock?",neutral "Well, maybe we will. Oh!",joy "Well, that’s not something a girl wants to hear.",non-neutral "No, come on don’t start. Ouch!",non-neutral What?,non-neutral Stupid balls are in the way.,non-neutral Oh well. It probably would’ve been the most constructive solution.,neutral You have chalk on your face.,neutral Huh?,non-neutral "Oh, Ross you’re right, I don’t know why I always thought this was real grass.",non-neutral "Hey, are you okay?",non-neutral My wife’s a lesbian.,non-neutral Cool!!,joy "Ross-Joey, Joey-Ross.",neutral Hi.,neutral Hey! Where ‘ya headin’ in those pants? 1982?,non-neutral "Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale.",neutral If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.,neutral "Why, what’s wrong with my bathroom floor?",surprise "Nothing. It’s just old and dingy, that’s all.",disgust I highly doubt that.,anger "Oh yeah. If you ah, move your hamper, you see what color the tile used to be. Yeah.",disgust I can’t live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?,fear Relax. Here hold this . This old stuff just comes right off.,neutral That’s a little more than I wanted to see.,disgust Aw!,surprise "Look at that, every inch of this stuff is glued down.",surprise It’d take forever to pry this up.,non-neutral "You should ah, you should just leave it.",neutral I can’t leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.,anger Eh! There you go.,neutral "You know that’s nice, y'know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!",anger Hi.,neutral Hi!,non-neutral Hey!,joy "Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...",neutral Yeah?,surprise How’s that going?,neutral "So great. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred.",joy That’s so sweet. I’m gonna get some coffee.,neutral Huh? What’d ya say Joe? I’ll be right there.,surprise Pheebs...,neutral "I just feel so, uhh.....",neutral All right!!,non-neutral I’m coming already!!,non-neutral Jeez!,non-neutral Really?! You think that will work?,surprise "Absolutely! And if it doesn’t, can I get the extra ticket?",non-neutral What the heck is that?,surprise Hello.,neutral "Hey, Pheebs! It’s Joey!",joy "Hey, Joey!",joy Hey!,joy Ooh!,joy Ooh!,joy I just say someone on the—that looks just like you on the subway.,non-neutral "And I was gonna go over and say ‘hi!’ but then I figured, he doesn’t care if he looks like you.",joy "That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how the chick and the duck are doing?",neutral "Ohh, they’re having a",non-neutral "Kinda, but I’ve just been having way too much fun.",joy So you’re not homesick yet?,surprise "No, I don’t think so.",neutral "All right, the seven of us miss you.",non-neutral No.,neutral You’ll see.,neutral "Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it’s his first time.",neutral You don’t say!,surprise "Good luck, babe.",joy Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here! Ross! Come on!,non-neutral "Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in!",non-neutral JOEY!!!!!!,joy I don’t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!,anger "We’re sorry honey, but we just assumed if you got married after you turned 30 you’d pay for it yourself.",neutral Come on! Admit it! That was the best nap you ever had!,non-neutral I’ve had better.,neutral Okay! When?!,non-neutral All right! All right! It was the best nap ever!,joy Uh-huh!,non-neutral I’ve said it! Okay?! But it’s over Joey!,non-neutral I want to do it again.,non-neutral We,neutral Why not?,neutral Because it’s weird!,disgust Fine! Do you want something to drink?,non-neutral "Sure, what do you got?",neutral Warm milk and,neutral Are you okay?,neutral I need some milk.,neutral "Ok, I've got milk Here you go... Oh! Better?",non-neutral No...,sadness "I'm so embarrassed, I'm the one he hit on!",surprise "Pheebs, if I had never met him this never would have happened!",non-neutral I'm so sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry! No I'm sorry!,sadness "No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?",surprise "I don't know...right, he's the pig!",non-neutral Such a pig!,non-neutral "Oh, God, he's such a pig,",non-neutral Oh he's like a...,non-neutral He's like a big disgusting...,non-neutral ...like a...,neutral ...pig...pig man!,non-neutral "Yes, good! Ok...",non-neutral "Oh, but he was my pig man...how did I not see this?",non-neutral "Oh! I know! It's because... he's gorgeous, and he's charming, and when he looks at you...",non-neutral "Ok, Ok, Pheebs...",neutral The end.,neutral "Oh, God...",non-neutral Should I not have told you?,surprise "No, no, trust, me, it's, it's, it's much better that I know.",neutral "Uh, I just liked it better before it was better...",non-neutral "Well, yes, it’s kind’ve an unusual house.",neutral "It has umm, three beautiful bedrooms and ah, no baths.",neutral "But y'know, the ocean is right there.",neutral "Knock, knock, knock.",neutral "Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back.",neutral "Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?",neutral "Ahh, yes.",neutral "Hi Phoebe Abott, I’m your best friends daughter!",joy You’re Erwin’s daughter?!,surprise "No, I-I mean your-your old best friend, here. Lily, from high school. Remember?",neutral "Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?",surprise "Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.",non-neutral "Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! There’s Frank.",surprise "Dude, you have got to turn on",neutral Let’s go watch it at your place.,neutral "Nah, Monica’s watching some cooking show. Come on, I don’t want to miss when they were skinny.",neutral "Chandler, Chandler, y’know what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.",joy "What? No, I want to watch this. . Did your cable go out?",non-neutral "No, that’s",neutral "Joey, why is your cable out?",non-neutral "I uh, oh! Because, uh, I haven’t really paid the bill",sadness "If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?",non-neutral "No, Chandler.",neutral "Look, forget about it, okay?",anger "Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out.",sadness "Oh, was she hot.",joy Whoa ho.,joy I know!,surprise "Yeah, but, look I can handle it.",neutral All right?,neutral "Look, I can listen to the radio, huh?",neutral And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the,neutral "All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place?",non-neutral Sure.,neutral Paid your phone bill?,neutral Not so much.,neutral "Oh good, okay, I can't take it anymore.",non-neutral I can't take it anymore.,non-neutral "So you win, okay?",non-neutral Here!,non-neutral Pheebs?,non-neutral Flying a jet?,surprise Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your,neutral "Hey everybody, Pheebs is here!",joy Phoebe!,joy "Hey, Pheebs!",joy "Phoebe, woo!",joy What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?,non-neutral "Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am definitely not.",sadness "Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya.",neutral "Aw, dammit!",non-neutral Back on in 30 seconds people!,neutral "Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?",neutral "Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man.",non-neutral Come on man! You've been here all day!,anger "Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh?",neutral "We're on in 3, 2,",neutral Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of,neutral Ah.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Well, y’know what?",neutral "I go see my doctor tomorrow, I’ll ask her about this.",neutral Maybe she can give me a pill or something.,neutral "Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill.",neutral What are you writing?,neutral "Well, Joshua’s coming in tomorrow and since I don’t have the guts to ask him out, I’m going to sell him a coat and put this note in the pocket.",neutral "Oh yeah? Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you never go out of style—what did you throw away?",neutral Hi guys!,joy Hey!,non-neutral "Hey, what have you guys been up too?",neutral "Oh, we went to see a collection of Victorian doorknobs and the Cupert-Hewitt museum.",neutral Without me?!,surprise "My uncle dragged us there. But, it actually it turned out to be really interesting.",surprise Yeah.,neutral "They were so ornate and beautiful, I mean look at that!",surprise "I'm just sayin', if I see one more picture of Ed Begley, Jr. in that",disgust I can't believe you'd rather go out with him than me.,surprise "Would you excuse me, please? I'm trying to have a date here.",anger "Fine, just stop thinking about me.",non-neutral "Can't do it, can you?",neutral So I'm thinking about you. So what?,neutral "I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?",surprise Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....,neutral "I mean, come on, buddy, get a",neutral "Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.",neutral "Ross, it's too hard.",sadness "No, no, no... why, because it might get weird for everyone else?",non-neutral Who cares about them.,neutral This is about us.,neutral "Look, I-I've been in love with you since, like, the ninth grade.",non-neutral "Ross, you're like my best friend.",non-neutral I know.,neutral "If we broke up, and I lost you...",fear "Ohh, God.",non-neutral "Hello? No she can’t come to the phone right now. Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye.",neutral Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!,fear "J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. Jack just was calling to make sure that",neutral Thank God.,joy "Yeah, she’s fired.",neutral "...DUMB, DRUNKEN, BITCH!!! Thank you, thanks.",anger "Hey, here’s a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?",neutral "Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.",neutral I’m reading your ad.,neutral "Looks good, uh?",non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "Stunning entertainment center. Fine, fine Italian craftsmanship.",neutral "Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?",surprise Why? I love that thing.,non-neutral You want it?,neutral Oh no.,disgust "Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Are you insane?",surprise "Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks!",non-neutral "All right look, I’m changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.",neutral What kind of profit is that?! And you call yourself an accountant.,anger Nooo.,non-neutral Oh. What do you do?,surprise "That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment!",neutral And you can see me!,neutral "Same as yesterday, same as the day before.",neutral Is he doing his shark attack bit yet?,neutral "Nope. Op, wait! There he goes.",neutral Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral What are you guys doing up?,surprise "Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?",neutral Dark red.,neutral "Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. Hey, how about maroon?",neutral "Yes, you are so smart!",joy "Aww, you guys are so cute!",joy I know.,neutral "All right, I'll see you in the morning.",neutral Okay.,neutral Hello?,neutral What's with her?,disgust I don't know.,neutral "But hey, I know we can decide.",neutral "Okay, I'm gonna ask you questions and you answer real quick.",neutral Okay?,neutral Okay.,neutral What do you like better action or comedy?,neutral Action.,neutral Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?,neutral "Dude, you are sick.",disgust "Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.",surprise "I mean, this is unbelievable.",surprise "I know. This is really, really huge.",surprise No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.,neutral Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.,non-neutral "OK, is there a mute button on this woman?",disgust More than jewelry.,neutral Hi! I’m Dr. Drake Remoray and I have a few routine questions I need to ask you.,neutral Really? I’ve been dealing with Dr. Wells.,surprise "I know, but I’m a neurologist.",neutral "And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.",neutral Dr. Wells is a woman.,surprise "That was a test. Good response. All right, full name.",neutral Clifford Burnett.,neutral Date of birth?,neutral November 16,neutral Age?,neutral Can’t you figure that out based on my date of birth?,non-neutral "I’m a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.",neutral I’m 33.,neutral "Okay. And uh, are you married.",neutral No.,neutral "Oh really? So, 33 and still single, would you say you have commitment issues?",surprise Are all the questions this personal?,surprise Yes.,neutral Well uh if you must know I’m a widower.,sadness Oh that’s terrible. I’m-I’m really sorry.,sadness Yeah.,neutral Hmm. Do you sleep with women and never call them again?,neutral No.,neutral "Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?",neutral "Hey! You guys, I’m writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?",joy "Pheebs, that’s great!",joy "Oh, yay!",joy "But y’know umm, Rachel doesn’t rhyme with draddle.",neutral I know but it’s so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!,disgust What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.,neutral "All good, thanks. Do you maybe have a nickname have like a nickname that’s easier to rhyme?",neutral Didn’t your dad used to call you Pumpkin?,neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, I can do this.",neutral I can tell her how I feel.,neutral "Just uh, just stand up straight.",fear Take a couple deep breaths.,fear Look confident.,fear Joey? What’s up?,neutral "I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.",fear Okay what’s up?,neutral "What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.",neutral I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way.,neutral Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life.,neutral You gotta go!,neutral Oh!,neutral "Okay, don’t worry. You’re ready.",neutral Really?,surprise Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll be great.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Now, Mom, everything's going fine, really.",neutral "Yeah, Ross is great.",neutral "He's uh, he's in a whole other place.",neutral "No, he's gone.",neutral "No no, you don't have to fly back, really.",neutral What do you mean this might be your only chance?,surprise Would you stop?,anger "I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet.",non-neutral Where have you been?,neutral "Oh, just had a baby.",joy Mazel tov!,joy "Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.",joy Oh yeah! With who?,surprise You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Not her.,neutral "Yeah, this is someone else I meet, and I-I can’t decide between the two of them.",neutral "Y’know the one from Poughkeepsie, even though she’s a two hour train ride away, is really pretty, really smart, and-and a lot of fun.",neutral "But this other girl, well, she lives right uptown.",neutral "Y’know she’s, well she’s-she’s just as pretty, I guess she’s smart, she’s",neutral "If she’s no fun, why do you want to date her at all?",neutral "Well, I-I want to give her another chance, y’know?",neutral She lives so close.,neutral "And, at the end of the date, the other time, she-she said something that was—if she was kidding was very funny.",neutral "On the other hand, if she wasn’t kidding, she’s not fun, she’s stupid, and kind of a racist.",non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Hey, man!",non-neutral "Hey! Ooh, how was your first day working at the restaurant?",joy Damn!,non-neutral Oh here’s a whole bunch.,neutral "Oh, I mean she’s gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, ""Oh that poor girl.""",neutral Y’know?,neutral Then she’ll have to come back here and live all alone.,sadness Oh my God!,surprise What?,surprise "There was a pregnancy test in the garbage, and it’s positive. Monica’s pregnant. So I guess she won’t be totally alone.",surprise Hi.,neutral "Listen, I’m sorry about that whole thing with Roger.",sadness "It really wasn’t right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think you’ll really enjoy.",non-neutral "Now, this is just a loan.",neutral Okay?,neutral "I’m gonna, I’m gonna want him back.",neutral So… I’m gonna go now.,neutral "I’m sorry, I thought I could do it and I can’t!",sadness Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Hi!,joy "All right, well why don’t I go out with an ex-boyfriend and do Joey a favor?!",non-neutral "Hey, you wanna do Joey a favor, maybe you go out with Joey.",neutral "All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do.",neutral "I-I wanna be with her, I like her.",non-neutral "Oh, that’s fine! Go with your instincts, go with your instincts.",non-neutral "Wait, now, what am I doing again?",surprise "Come on! Would you please pay attention, I could wake up at any moment!",anger "Hi, I’m Joshua, I’m here to pick up Rachel.",neutral "No-no-no, that’ not Joshua.",anger "What do you want from me, I’ve never met the guy.",non-neutral "So anyway, Rachel, I’m sorry you can’t stay, but the rest of us have a",sadness How do I look?,neutral "Oh, uh, I... don't... care.",neutral "Ok, now, remember, no trading.",neutral "You get the pretty one, I get the mess.",neutral "Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice.",joy ...And what did you bring?,neutral She's checking the coats.,neutral "Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.",neutral "Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.",neutral Janice?,surprise Oh.... my.... God.,surprise "Hey, it's Janice.",non-neutral "Well, okay so, I don’t have it all worked out quite yet. Just don’t say anything to Rachel, please?",non-neutral "Rachel is one of my closest friends. Although, being the only one who knows anything about this does makes me feel special. Okay!",neutral "Okay, stop-stop! Phoebe?!",non-neutral Hey Rach!,non-neutral What was that?!,surprise "Sorry, mix up. Hey, how was the movie?",neutral I haven’t seen it yet!,neutral Well then you’d better hurry! The Angelica! Go! Go!,non-neutral Noooooooo!!,anger Pheebs! Hey Pheebs!,joy "Uh, okay, Pheebs?",neutral Yeah?,neutral "Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?",neutral Yeah?,neutral "All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!",joy "Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!",non-neutral "Well, we thought we would all go to a picnic , in Central Park!",joy "Yeah, all of us! All day!",joy That sucks!,disgust That's not a trip!,non-neutral I just came from the park!,non-neutral What are we gonna high five about at the stupid Central Park?,non-neutral """Well, it's right by my house, all right!""",non-neutral "Well, I'm gonna go home and bask in the triumph of my Central Park idea.",non-neutral Hey-whoa-whoa-whoa!!,surprise "Ho-ho-hold on a sec there, Mr. Kissey!",surprise "Y'know, I've been meaning to talk to you about this whole, little, new European thing you got going on, and I just need to tell you that it makes me very uncomfortable and I just—y'know—stop it!",anger I was just trying to bring a little culture to the group.,non-neutral "That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.",disgust Makes me wanna puke!,disgust Is she in there?,neutral "Yeah. She’s putting her down now, that’s her.",neutral Oh it’s all right.,neutral I’m guess I’m just done with the whole dating thing.,sadness It’s one more thing in my life that’s suddenly completely different.,sadness This is hard.,sadness Yeah I know.,neutral "On the other hand in um, in about seven months you’re gonna have something that you’re gonna love more than any guy you’ve ever gone out with.",neutral Just wait.,neutral "Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger.",joy You have no idea.,joy Thanks sweetie.,neutral "You wanna, you wanna grab some coffee?",neutral "Oh no, I think I’m gonna go home and eat ten candy bars.",sadness "Hey, I thought I cheered you up.",non-neutral "Oh you did, there are twenty in here.",neutral Right. Good night.,neutral Good night.,neutral Hi,neutral Hi! Hey mom.,joy "This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?",joy Jack?,surprise Why would you serve food on such a sharp stick?,surprise "That’s a good question, dad. That’s a good question",neutral Hmmm….,neutral Congratulations you two!,joy Thank you…we’re so excited,joy "And also, congratulations on your wedding.",joy Wha—What?,surprise Look at this clown!,non-neutral Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river.,disgust Get out of the way jackass!,anger Who names their boat Coast Guard anyway?,disgust That,neutral What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there.,surprise Hey!,non-neutral Hey! Check it out! This is unbelievable! Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes!,surprise Dude! What are yo—you trying to kill me?!,non-neutral Ow!,non-neutral "Really?! Well, it’s just like everyone else’s apartment. It’s got rooms, walls, and ceilings.",neutral "Well, I just wanted to see where you lived. Now, give me the tour.",neutral Oh my God! Oh my God!,surprise "Ah well, this is the living room.",neutral Impressive.,neutral All right. This is the kitchen.,neutral "Oh, that’s real pretty. Wait a minute, don’t I get to see the bedroom?",non-neutral The bedroom. Well it’s pretty much your typical... bedroom.,neutral We’re still on this side of the door.,neutral Um-hmm.,neutral "Yeah, but I didn’t get to see it.",sadness Oh shoot! Maybe next time. Thanks for a lovely evening.,neutral "So um, who was she?",non-neutral "Oh, that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.",neutral "Did you like her? And I’m just asking as a friend, because I am totally fine with this.",neutral "Well, you seem fine.",neutral "Well, I don’t think this, y'know.",neutral "No, no, no, I wouldn’t do you myself, I mean that would be weird.",disgust "Yeah, no, I’ll get one of the other girls to do it.",neutral "Oh, this will be so much fun!",joy Hey!,surprise Are you excited?,joy "Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?",neutral "Ok, so now we need, um sage branches and the sacramental wine.",neutral "All I have is, is oregano and a",neutral "Um, that's ok! Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.",joy "Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.",neutral Can we just start throwing things in?,neutral "Ok, yeah, ok. Oh, OK.",neutral "Ok, Barry's letters. Adam Ritter's boxer shorts.",neutral "Ok, and I have the, uh receipt for my dinner with Nokululu Oon Ah Ah.",neutral "Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.",non-neutral Hey he's wearing a sweater.,surprise No.,neutral Eww!,disgust And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.,neutral "Hey, Rachel, isn't that stuff almost pure...",neutral "Mona? Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be?",neutral I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.,sadness "Oh, it’s okay.",neutral "No, it’s still wet.",non-neutral Y’know what?,neutral Let me get it out before it sets.,neutral "Ooh, I have something you can wear.",neutral Here.,neutral "Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt.",non-neutral No-no that’s a man’s shirt.,neutral It’s awfully pink.,neutral "Oh, it's perfect!",joy How about you?,neutral It's a kitchen slash bathroom.,neutral "All right, I see what you guys are saying. I'll uh, I'll go downstairs and fill out an application.",neutral We are bad people.,disgust He knew we were trying to get rid of him. He knew! You think we could get a bathtub in our kitchen?,surprise Hey!,joy Let’s get the show on it!,joy "Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.",neutral "Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close.",neutral Closer than here?,neutral "Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let’s skedaddle.",non-neutral "Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee.",neutral "Okay, your highness.",neutral "Um, Rachel I’m really sorry. That’s okay, do you wanna get back together? Yeah, okay. Did anyone else hear that?!",surprise So how did you know I was even here?,surprise Your mom called me. So is this her?,neutral "No, this is a loaner.",neutral I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.,neutral "I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game?",neutral "Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.",neutral "Yeah, they're not so bad.",neutral "I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m",neutral "I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didn’t want him to start yelling at me like I was some ’74 Latour.",non-neutral It’s Lafite. The ’74 Latour is actually drinking quite nicely.,non-neutral "All right here he comes. I’m gonna do this, I’m gonna tell him, I’m gonna be strong.",fear I just called a friend of mine.,neutral Yeah?,surprise I think I may be able to book,neutral Really?!,surprise What is it sweetie?,non-neutral There’s not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.,sadness What?!,surprise I’m sorry daddy.,sadness I don’t believe this!!,non-neutral "Oh now daddy, stay calm. Please.",fear Stay calm?!!,anger How do you expect me to stay calm?!,anger This is unacceptable Rachel!,anger And I wanna know why?!!,anger Is it because that punk Ross won’t marry you?!,anger That’s it!,non-neutral Is that it?,anger !,non-neutral "Yes. Yes, he says I’m damaged goods.",sadness "So, you’re like a zillionaire?",surprise And you’re our age. You’re our age.,surprise "Y'know what, you should like, you should buy a state and then just name it after yourself.",neutral What like Pete Dakota?,neutral "Yeah, or, or, or, Mississ-Pete.",neutral "Oh, oh, I got it! Pete-Chicago.",neutral That’s not a state Joe.,neutral "Oh, and Mississ-Pete is?",neutral "I got to go, so ah, I’ll see you guys later.",neutral Okay.,neutral You’re our age!,surprise "So ah, we on for tomorrow?",neutral Absolutely!,joy Now get out of here you!!,joy "Okay, I’m running out of places I can touch him!",non-neutral "Look, is there something wrong with me?",sadness I mean why am I only attracted to guys where there’s no future?,sadness "Either they’re too old, or they’re too young, and then there’s Pete who’s-who’s crazy about me, and who’s absolutely perfect for me, and there’s like zip going on!",sadness "I mean, seriously, does it sound like something’s wrong with me?",sadness !,neutral No.,neutral "Okay, I’m gonna go get Frank.",neutral "So, we’re walking down the street and I turn to you and I say, “Hey, let’s go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes,” remember?",neutral "And then, and then, you turn to me and say, “Nah, let’s just hang out at your place.” Well, that was a nice move dumb ass.",non-neutral "Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?",neutral You know what else I’m not gonna miss?,anger """I’m Monica.",anger I wash the toilet 17 times a day.,anger "Even if people are on it!""",anger """Hi I’m Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I’d better wash it and shrink it!""",anger """I’m Monica, I don’t get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!""",anger Hey! I call her!,non-neutral """Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!""",anger """Oh my God, I can’t find a boyfriend!",anger "So I guess I’ll just stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there!""",anger "Yeah, we should get a move on if we wanna make those dinner reservations.",neutral "Item J437-A, color: winterberry.",neutral "Hi umm, listen come here, come in.",neutral I’m so-so sorry about yesterday.,sadness I-I’m really sorry.,sadness It’s just that I,non-neutral "Listen Ross, you don’t have to apologize. I understand why you were there.",neutral You do?,surprise "Yeah, you still have feelings for me.",non-neutral "And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you.",joy "And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we can’t.",sadness "It’s too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just… It just wasn’t meant to be.",sadness Oh God you’re right.,non-neutral "Ross, we…we have to be strong. Okay, I-I’m gonna go. Can I? To remember you?",sadness No.,neutral "I’m telling you, if you want to take care of that thing, you should go to my herbal guy.",neutral "Thank you, but I want to remove it Pheebs. I don’t want to make it savory.",neutral "Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.",neutral Gimme this.,neutral "Hi! Okay, don’t be mad at me, but I couldn’t resist.",neutral Brides magazines?,surprise "Yes, and I know that you’d say no if he asked you, but I’m sorry; how great would you look walking down the aisle in this Donna Carin.",neutral "Oh, you so would! Oh, you should get that anyway. Like for clubbing.",non-neutral "It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes.",non-neutral "I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t.",non-neutral Right?,non-neutral "I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.",non-neutral Oh my God.,surprise I know. I need more pie.,neutral "Hey Mon umm, if you do get married, can I bring two guests?",neutral You didn’t break up with that fireman?,surprise "No, that was my way of telling you.",neutral "Well, it turns out he’s incredibly sensitive, he keeps a journal and he paints.",neutral He even showed me charcoal drawings that he drew of me.,neutral Wow!,surprise "Yeah, well he’d prefer water colors, but y'know, he has easy access to a lot of charcoal.",neutral "So then, are you going to dump Jason?",neutral "Well, yeah, because I have to break up with someone, and… Okay so Jason is sensitive, but now so’s Vince Plus, Vince has the body y'know?",neutral So… It’s really just about the math.,neutral "Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.",neutral "Ok, look! Enough is enough!",anger "No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!",non-neutral "Monica, that was also true an",neutral I can't just walk away! I've put in four hours!,non-neutral But...,neutral Look!,non-neutral You knew this about me when you married me!,neutral You agreed to take me in sickness and in health.,neutral "Well, this is my sickness!",non-neutral "Oh yeah-yeah, the lobster.",neutral "Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.",neutral "Yeah me too, all night.",neutral Really?! How come we didn’t cross paths?,surprise "Yeah well that’s because uh…I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don’t want to look in my hamper.",neutral I can’t believe there is a naked hooker in there!,surprise Wait! Wait! Maybe she’s a hooker,surprise "Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone.",neutral "No! I do not care what my hormones are doing, I am not going to just do it with some random guy!",disgust Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this!,non-neutral So.,neutral So.,neutral I just thought the two of us should hang out for a bit.,neutral "I mean, you know, we've never really talked.",neutral "I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right?",neutral "I know, I probably shouldn't even tell you this, but I'm pretty much totally intimidated by you.",fear Really? Me?,surprise Yes.,neutral "Oh my god, are you kidding?",surprise "Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.",non-neutral "Well, you're not totally paranoid.",neutral Oy.,non-neutral "Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.",non-neutral "Thanks. Hey, listen, would you like to go to a movie sometime or something?",neutral "Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love it.",joy "I'd love it too. Shoot, I gotta go. So, I'll talk to you later.",neutral "All right, Julie.",neutral Bye.,neutral Bye. What a manipulative bitch.,disgust "Chandler, I found the perfect ring.",joy "Oh, that’s uh, that’s pretty nice but I’m gonna go with the one I picked first.",neutral "Oh my God Chandler, the one you picked is gone. It’s over!",anger What?,surprise Some guy bought it. I’m sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail!,non-neutral They put you in jail?,surprise The little jail between the doors!,non-neutral "Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!",anger "I know, I’m sorry! But y’know, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.",non-neutral Yeah but when he proposed to me with the ring I got goose bumps.,non-neutral Maybe it was the guy.,neutral It was the ring!,non-neutral "No, not that, I mean, what about you and Mindy?",neutral "Well, if you want, I'll just—I'll just break it off with her.",neutral "No. No-no-no-no, no. I mean, don't do that. Not, I mean not for me.",non-neutral "Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.",neutral "Thanks, Bernice. Let's go away this weekend.",neutral "Oh, Barry..! Come on, this is all way too..",surprise "We can, we can go to Aruba!",joy "When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice.",sadness You would've liked it.,sadness I had a bra.,neutral "Hey, Dr. Farber.",neutral "All right Miss Green, everything looks fine... Yep, I think we're starting to see some real progress here.",neutral What?!,surprise "I'm twelve, I'm not stupid.",non-neutral Oh my God! What does,surprise Oh that's an eye removal machine.,neutral "All right, I'm outta here!",non-neutral I'm kidding! I'm kidding!,joy Hey!,non-neutral So were done then!,non-neutral "Almost! But first, we gotta start.",neutral Okay.,neutral This is a glaucoma test.,neutral Uh-huh.,neutral Sit down.,neutral Okay.,neutral "But your chin here. Now, you'll feel a small puff of air in each eye.",neutral What?!,surprise "A small puff of air, now come on!",non-neutral "Sure, now I’m scared.",fear "No, we can go together! Just don’t wait too long though, okay? ‘Cause I’m outta here sometime before Friday.",neutral "Yeah, but I don’t wanna die!",fear "No-no, it’ll be fun! We can come back and we can haunt these guys!",joy "Um, Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.",neutral "Oh, hey.",neutral Hi.,neutral Hey.,neutral "You’ve have lipstick right here . That’s okay, it’s mine, we just kissed.",neutral Hey!,surprise Hey!,surprise Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?,non-neutral No. Y'know how we’re always saying we need a place for the mail.,neutral Yeah!,non-neutral "Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.",neutral You’re building a post office?,surprise "No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It’s a one day job, max.",neutral Okay. My word! Those are snug.,surprise "Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente’s.",neutral Power saw kinda got away from me there.,neutral Hi!,joy Another cheesecake came! They delivered it to the wrong address again!,non-neutral "So just bring it back downstairs, what’s the problem?",neutral I can’t seem to say goodbye.,sadness "Are you serious?! Chandler, we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago and you want more?",surprise Well I’ve forgotten what it tastes like okay?!,non-neutral It was cheesecake.,neutral It was fine.,neutral "It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling… Wow!",surprise My whole mouth just filled with saliva!,joy Y’know what? Forget it!,non-neutral Yeah and we’ll drop it off downstairs so that we’re not tempted.,neutral Good idea. Where do you want to go to lunch?,neutral "Momma’s Little Bakery, Chicago, Illinois.",neutral This one’s from me.,neutral Ahh!,surprise "It wasn’t on your list, but hopefully you’ll think it’s really fun.",neutral A scooter!,surprise Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.,neutral "No! No-no, I love it. Thank you.",joy "Okay, open ours next. Open ours next!",joy Okay.,neutral "Now that you’re a couple, we don’t get two presents from you guys?",non-neutral For my last birthday you gave me a,neutral Okay.,neutral Happy birthday Grandma!,joy It’s better to be over the hill then buried under it.,neutral All our love Monica and Chandler.,neutral "That’s funny, yeah!",joy No-no-no-no! That was the joke!,surprise "No, I know! I get it! It’s funny!",joy "No, because you’re not a grandmother!",non-neutral "No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I don’t have any of those things.",non-neutral That’s why it’s so funny.,neutral All you had to do was buy the card!,non-neutral "Hey, Joey. What's going on?",neutral Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green.,neutral Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!,non-neutral Sorry. Wrong boobies.,non-neutral "Hello, Joey.",neutral "Oh! ...Hello, dear.",non-neutral Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?,surprise "I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic...",joy Really?,surprise "No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..",disgust "Hey, buddy.",neutral Hi.,neutral "Oh, that's attractive.",neutral "Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs. Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.",non-neutral "Fun? Where was the fun? Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?",disgust "Oh, ah- the kid has it.",neutral "The kid...? Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.",anger "You gotta do it, man.",neutral "Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever——can't do it. Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.",non-neutral "'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!",anger Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!,anger GIVE ME MY PUCK!!,anger ...Now,anger "Oh, look, wish me luck!",joy What for?,neutral I'm gonna go get one of those job things.,neutral "Oh, I told the stripper to be here at five. That’s good right?",neutral You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!,non-neutral What? He’s gonna be dressed as a baby! Oh hi Mrs. Green!,surprise Hi!,joy I’m so glad you could make it.,joy "Yes, thank you so much. And again, we’re so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.",non-neutral Try. There’s my little girl.,non-neutral She’s still mad.,neutral Yeah I know. Isn’t it great? One less person we have to make small talk with.,joy "Phoebe, Sandra’s mad at you too. It-it doesn’t bother you?",surprise "Oh, that’s very—Really very-very okay.",neutral "Julie’s cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, that’s about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.",joy Have you felt Rachel’s cervix Ross?,neutral "No, I don’t think we’ll be doing that.",disgust We’re not gonna do that.,disgust "Well, if you like you can feel Rachel’s and then feel mine to compare.",neutral Am I interrupting?,neutral Uh yes! Thank you.,joy Oh. Oh wait no.,neutral Later.,neutral No-no-don’t! Don’t leave me here with these people.,non-neutral "Oh uh, I’m sorry.",neutral No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has no father!,fear Try feeding her again.,neutral I already fed her.,neutral "I know, that’s why I said again!",non-neutral "Alright you guys, we can’t turn on each other, Okay?  That’s just what she wants.",fear Hey.,neutral Phoebe! Rachel! It’s Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! Oh.,non-neutral "Oh Monica, we are so sorry.",sadness For what?,non-neutral "Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.",sadness And then for forgetting to invite you to it.,neutral You al-you already had it?,surprise Yeah.,neutral "Well, we called everyone in your phone book and a bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.",neutral "Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you don’t have either.",sadness We ruined everything.,sadness Ugh,sadness "Well no, wait a minute, that’s not true!",non-neutral "No, what did, that was really sweet.",joy And it kinda works out for the best.,joy "What do you, what do you mean?",surprise "Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love!",joy "I mean, I get all those presents without having to talk to people I don’t even like!",joy Surprise,non-neutral Sur-surprise.,non-neutral Monica.,neutral "I can't believe it's raining again! Oh, it's so unfair!!!",non-neutral "Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off.",neutral Not you guys.,neutral You got it going on!,joy "So, what are we gonna do today?",neutral They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.,neutral "Ping pong? Honey, they have ping pong! Let's play!",non-neutral I don't think so!,non-neutral Why not?,neutral "Because you know how competitive you get and well, I say it's cute, others disagree, and I'm lying!",neutral I'm not always that bad!,non-neutral "Oh,",neutral I punched you...?,surprise And...?,surprise ... Phoebe...?,surprise ... and...?,neutral I clunked your heads together!,non-neutral "Sorry I ah, I scared you in there.",sadness "Oh, that’s okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower massager.",neutral Yeah.,neutral Hey!,surprise I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a fire.,sadness What?! Oh my... Oh my God!! What happened?!,surprise "Well, we believe it originated here. In the Aroma Room.",neutral All right. Did everyone get out okay?,fear "Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate.",neutral Ohh. What is this?,surprise "No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under there!!",fear "Ohh, the-the Foster puppets!",non-neutral Hey.,neutral Hey! How long until Pete’s fight?,neutral "Oh, about five minutes. Right now they’re interviewing his opponent. Apparently he trains by going to Iran and pulling the arms off thieves.",neutral Hot dog?,neutral "Four, please. I’m really nervous. Thank you.",fear "So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie?",neutral What?,neutral Oh!,surprise "I gotta tell you, I-I wasn’t expecting to like her at all, I mean I actually wasn’t expecting to like anyone right now, but she’s really terrific.",joy "Ohh, that’s too bad!",sadness "No, I-I’m saying I liked her.",non-neutral "Yeah, y'know what, there are other fish in the sea.",neutral "Pheebs, I think she’s great. Okay? We’re going out again.",non-neutral "Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?",disgust Hey! Which one’s my turkey burger?,neutral "Ahh, the one next to my foot. Sorry.",neutral "Hey, the fight’s starting!",joy "Okay, we’ll be right in. So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?",neutral Nine times!,non-neutral "Okay, I had to put on lotion!",neutral "But, it’s gonna be okay, because as of tomorrow I’m conducting an experiment, and if all goes as planned, my butt will be smack free.",neutral Fight’s over!,neutral "Okay, okay, here she comes! How do I look? Do I look like a guy who doesn’t want to get married?",neutral "Yeah! And also, a little like a French guy. I never noticed that before.",non-neutral Hi guys!,non-neutral Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral What are you up too?,neutral "Oh, just hanging out, talkin’ about uh, websites.",neutral "Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.",neutral "Yeah, Big Brother.",neutral Well that’s a little crazy. Although I am y’know glad to hear that you’re branching out on what you look at on the Internet.,neutral "Yeah, well… Y’know, it just got me thinking though, why would anybody ever want to get married huh?",neutral Why?! To celebrate your relationship! To solidify your commitment! To declare your love for one another to the world!,non-neutral Eh,neutral Okay well that’s good to know.,sadness The Mr. Bowmont’s here!!!,joy "Oh that’s great, my friend Joey’s in the movie business.",joy Y’know who I ran into from school? Howie.,neutral My friend’s name is Joey.,neutral Apparently Howie’s editing now.,neutral "Yeah, he-he-he calls me up and asks me if he can edit my new movie.",non-neutral Can you believe that?!,surprise Y’know I-I-I haven’t spoken to him in like ten years and he asks me for a favor!,surprise "Yeah, I’ve always hated that Howie.",disgust "No, no ""How you doing?"" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!",disgust The nerve huh?,disgust Yeah!,disgust Refill?,neutral Hey! How you doing?,non-neutral "Good! Good, long time no see.",joy Yeah.,neutral Like your sweater.,neutral "Oh hey, right back at ya.",neutral "Oh, it’s crazy about Rachel huh?",surprise "Yeah. She—Well, she’s one crazy lady?",surprise So whose is it?,neutral "Umm, I don’t some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.",neutral Okay.,neutral He is so weird.,non-neutral You wanna fool around with Joey?,surprise Yeah!,joy "You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head!",joy "And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!",surprise Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?,surprise "Ok, off the top of my head... Don and Janet.",neutral "Who, who are they?",neutral I know them from work.,neutral Both of them?,surprise "No, one of them...",neutral Which one?,neutral "I don't know, what were the names I just said?",neutral "Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.",non-neutral "All right, all right, you're right",sadness What the hell are you cooking!,surprise Oh my God! How did you get back here?!,surprise "Fire alarm? Oh! Hi, officer—fireman, can-can I help you?",surprise We found your fire alarm in the trash chute.,non-neutral That’s not mine.,non-neutral Yes it is.,non-neutral How do you know?,fear "The next time you want to dump a fire alarm in a trash chute, don’t wrap it in a blanket that says, ""Property of Phoebe Buffay not Monica.""",disgust "Okay do you—Okay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!",anger "Please reattach this, it’s against the law to disconnect them.",non-neutral Fine! But please God; tell me how to stop them from going off!,non-neutral There’s a reset button under the plastic cover.,neutral There’s a reset button?!,surprise "Ugh, thank you!",joy Thank you!,joy There’s a reset button!,surprise My God!,surprise Why didn’t I see that!,surprise "Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button?",neutral Oh here it is!,joy Oh!,surprise "Ohh, God!",joy "Four letters: ""Circle or hoop"".",neutral "Ring dammit, ring!",anger Thanks.,neutral "Hey, you know our phone's not working?",surprise What?!,surprise "I tried to call you from the coffee shop, and there was no answer.",neutral "I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off!",anger Just like you told her you did! ... Just pointing out the irony.,neutral "Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?",non-neutral Nngghhh!!!!!!!,anger "Can I use your phone? Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.",neutral """Heating device.""",neutral Radiator.,neutral Five letters.,neutral Rdtor.,neutral "Yeah, is Sidney there? Oh, this is? Sidney's a woman.",surprise "Well, you'll have to wait your turn.",neutral "Well, how long do you think it'll be?",neutral Any minute now.,neutral "Hey, this- Heyy...",non-neutral Hey.,neutral Hey! Any good mail?,neutral "Yes, you got something from the Screen Actor’s Guild.",neutral "Ooh, it’s probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, I’m kinda….",neutral """Benefits lapsed.""",neutral Hmm that’s weird. I don’t remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.,neutral "Okay, it’s not a check. They’re saying your health insurance expired because, you didn’t work enough last year.",neutral Let me see that!,surprise All right.,neutral "Oh, I can’t believe this!",surprise This sucks!,anger "When I had insurance I could get hit by a bus or catch on fire, y’know?",non-neutral And it wouldn’t matter.,non-neutral Now I gotta be careful?,non-neutral !,non-neutral "I’m sorry man, there’s never a good time to stop catching on fire.",non-neutral "All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. I’m gonna go see my agent.",non-neutral "Okay, make sure you look both ways before you cross the street.",neutral look both ways before you cross the street.,non-neutral I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!,surprise "I know, it's beautiful. Amazing.",joy Y'know what else I can't believe?,neutral "I had to kiss Phoebe and Rachel every time I left a room, I mean it's too bad they didn't see us having sex.",neutral Do you know anything about women?,neutral No.,neutral That's all right.,neutral Okay.,neutral Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun.,joy Yeah. He could row like a viking.,joy Hi.,neutral Mmm.,neutral So how'd it go?,neutral "Oh, y'know..",neutral Did he mention us?,neutral He said he's really gonna miss you guys.,sadness "You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere.",sadness ...love you.,joy Are you're hands still wet?,neutral "Uh, moist, yeah.",non-neutral Let's dry 'em again.,neutral Oh my God! Oh my God!!,non-neutral Still crying?,surprise Like a,neutral "Y’know, I only know of two surefire ways to shut a man up. And one of them is sex.",neutral What’s the other one?,neutral "I don’t know, I’ve never had to use the other one.",neutral "I’m just saying y’know, if we’re having sex, he’s not gonna be talking.",neutral Oh that’s right.,non-neutral You’re the talker.,neutral "Anyway uh, great idea!",joy "Umm, I gotta go to the store; I told him that I would buy him some more tissues.",neutral "Oh, we have some",neutral No you don’t!,non-neutral "Okay, yeah. Triple A can pick us up.",neutral Great!,joy "Yeah, what town are we near?",neutral "Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?",neutral Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route we’re on?,non-neutral "Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.",neutral "Okay. We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. There is no Route 27. Okay, either 93 or 76?",neutral "I don’t know, I’m sorry, I always slept in the back when we drove up here.",non-neutral Okay.,neutral "Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93?",neutral Okay!,neutral "Yeah, no they don’t do that.",neutral "Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.",non-neutral Who?,non-neutral I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half?,fear "I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.",neutral "No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!",anger But if...,fear "No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you’ll have to think of something else.",anger "Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.",joy So the going for help went well?,non-neutral "I’m telling you man, I saw it.",neutral "Yeah, well, you’re wrong! Okay, you’re wrong.",anger "I’m not wrong! I wish I was. I’m sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn’t sound so bad now, huh?",non-neutral I know.,neutral Let’s try a look…of far off…wonderment.,neutral "Okay, we’ll-we’ll gaze into our future and we’ll think about our marriage and the days to come.",joy Chandler!,surprise What is the matter with your face?!,surprise "I mean this picture is supposed to say ""Geller and Bing to be married,"" not ""Local woman saves drowning moron!""",non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Don’t laugh at him!,anger He’s,neutral Aww!,joy That’s it! Take it! Take it! Take it!,non-neutral We’re gonna find love!,joy Definitely!,joy "Yeah, I’m pretty confident about that.",neutral That’s what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler!,joy It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.,neutral What do you mean?,neutral "Well y’know, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time they’re 40, they marry each other.",neutral You mean a backup?,neutral Exactly!,joy "Yeah, yeah I got that.",neutral You do?,neutral Hm-mmm.,neutral Who?,neutral Joey.,neutral Joey?!,surprise Yeah!,joy Are you serious?!,surprise "Yeah, I locked him years ago!",non-neutral "Wh… So… If neither of you are married by the time you’re 40, you’re gonna marry Joey.",surprise "Yep, we shook on it. Yeah but believe me that is not how he wanted to seal the deal.",neutral "Oh, seriously?",surprise "Yeah uh, what am I gonna do?",neutral "Yeah, I’m sorry man. You wanna go watch?",neutral Yeah!,joy Good morning.,neutral "Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?",non-neutral Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.,joy Ohh that’s nice.,non-neutral Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!,joy Wo-women? You mean like old women?,disgust "Well kinda old, like 30.",neutral Oh.,neutral "And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.",surprise "That’s great! Wow man, so Joey must’ve really taught you some stuff huh?",surprise A little.,neutral Yeah?,surprise How you doin’?,neutral "Phoebe, we are so proud of you! You're amazing!",joy I know.,neutral So does it really hurt as bad as they say?,non-neutral What did you just say?,surprise You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.,joy Are you serious?!,surprise Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.,joy I've never loved anybody as much as I love you.,joy "Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it!",joy Whoa!,joy Where have I heard that before?,non-neutral Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas.,neutral I guess it must've been some movie I saw.,neutral What do you say?,neutral Okay!,joy Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right!,joy Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one?,non-neutral It went under the table.,neutral "Nobody move! Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!",non-neutral All right!,joy Here it is! Here it is!,joy That could be a four or a five. It's your call.,neutral It's a four.,neutral I think so too.,neutral Well that’s it. I’m done. Whew! There come the meat sweats.,joy "Well Joey, we’re all…we’re all very proud of you.",joy "Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.",neutral Is there anything we can do for you?,neutral "No just, nobody press on my stomach.",neutral You can keep those pants by the way.,neutral Whoa—hey—wh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?,surprise "Yeah, you want some?",neutral "Ah, just cut me a little sliver.",joy A little bigger.,neutral Little bigger.,neutral What?!,surprise Are you afraid you’re gonna run out?!,non-neutral Cut me a real piece!,anger "Phoebe, oh my God! Wh-wh-what are you doing here?",surprise "I need to talk to you, it’s pretty urgent. It’s about Monica and Chandler.",neutral Oh my God!,surprise "Of course, of course.",neutral "Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment?",neutral "Umm, do you know each other’s hometowns?",neutral Why don’t you… Wh-what’s going on?,non-neutral "Well, umm, not much.",neutral "But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, y’know?",neutral "So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?",neutral "Umm, okay, yeah, sure. But wh-what’s wrong with Monica and Chandler?",neutral Nothing—Why?!,neutral "Phoebe, you said it was urgent!",anger Oh yeah it is! I’m going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes.,neutral Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?,anger "Oh, I’m sorry. I’m so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?",neutral "Look, look, there’s got to be a way we can work past this.",non-neutral "Okay, I can’t imagine, I can’t imagine my life without you.",fear "Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart.",sadness "Your good heart Rach, and, and....",sadness No.,neutral "I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now.",sadness "I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever.",sadness "God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross.",non-neutral "It’s just changed, everything.",sadness Forever.,sadness "Yeah, but this can’t be it, I mean.",non-neutral Then how come it is?,sadness "Windows are clean, candels are lit.",neutral "Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt.",non-neutral Did I turn the fish?,neutral "No, cause I made lasagne.",neutral Am I out of control?,non-neutral Just a touch.,neutral "Mon, I don't understand.",non-neutral "I mean, you've been dating this guy since like, what... his midterms?",surprise "I mean, why all the sudden are you so... Oh.",surprise What?,neutral Could tonight be the Night?,non-neutral I don't know.,neutral Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know.,non-neutral "Things happen, and they happen.",non-neutral You don't plan these things.,neutral "So, did you shave your legs?",neutral Yeah.,neutral A-ha!,surprise Ross!,non-neutral "Ben! I mean, Ben! Ben!",non-neutral "Okay, Raymond, Joey you're up.",neutral Hi!,joy "Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready.",neutral Uh-oh.,fear Is there a problem?,non-neutral "Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato.",non-neutral "But that's okay, no problem.",neutral No problem.,neutral "Hmm, noodle soup.",non-neutral "Y'know, that's-that's fine, but the line is, ""Hmm, soup.""",neutral "Oh, what did I say?",surprise "Hmm, noodle soup.",neutral How's that different? Oh! Yeah!,surprise "All right, let's try one.",neutral "Hmm, noodle soup.",neutral Okay. Let's do it again.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Hmm, soup. I mean, noodle soup. I mean soup!",non-neutral COME ON!!!!,anger Y'know what? We need to move on.,non-neutral "No! No! I-I can do it one more time! See? Look! Hmm, noodle soup. Damnit!",anger Okay. Just give us a second. Ross!,neutral Yeah?,neutral Give her some money.,neutral I really think they’re out of rooms.,neutral "They’re not!! Ross, they’re just saving them for the important people!! Okay?! What-what if I was the president?!",anger "Well then we’d be in a lot of trouble, you don’t know where any countries are.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Uh, say would you umm… Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have opened up?",neutral This is a hospital.,neutral Okay.,neutral Y’know what?,neutral I’d have to say I really don’t care for your tone.,non-neutral And this is not the only hospital in this city and we have no problem to—Whoa!,anger Oh gosh!,surprise Whoa!,surprise What-what?,surprise Ow! Ow! Contraction. Ow-ow! Ow-ow!,surprise Would you like to see a semi-private room?,neutral "Yeah, it couldn’t hurt to look.",neutral "I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.",neutral That's funny. Who are they?,non-neutral "The blond woman is my ex-wife, and the woman touching her is her... close, personal friend.",neutral You mean they're lovers.,surprise If you wanna put a label on it.,neutral "Wow, uh, anything else I should know?",surprise "Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this.",non-neutral "Okay, quick and painful.",neutral "Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me.",fear "Oh, what? What-what?",surprise Y'know Marcel?,neutral ...Yeah?,neutral "Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him.",non-neutral Hi Pheebs!,joy Hi!,joy How are ya?,neutral Good.,neutral "Umm Pheebs, remember when we were in the coffee house we decided that I was going to keep the uh, the cute guy’s cell phone?",neutral Yeah.,neutral And remember how I said I was going to keep it in my purse so that if it rang I could just pick it up?,neutral Yeah!,joy And do you remember going into my purse and stealing the phone?!,non-neutral "Ooh, now you lost me.",fear You stole the phone!,anger No I didn’t!,non-neutral "No? So you’re saying that if I called it, it wouldn’t ring?",non-neutral "No. Umm, okay. But while you dial, let me show you the features of my new ringing handbag. Oh, it does work!",fear Phoebe!,anger It’s not here.,non-neutral "Puzzler. A bit of a puzzle. Why don’t you um, check the copy room, maybe you left the contracts in there?",neutral How could I have left them in the copy room?,neutral I don’t know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? It’s not a perfect world! Just go please.,anger Fine.,anger Thank you. Hello? I still don’t get it.,non-neutral How ya doin'? Welcome. Good to see ya!,joy This will be your phone.,neutral "That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.",neutral No you answer it and take pledges.,neutral But I'm the host!,surprise "No, Gary Collins is the host. You'll be answering the phones.",neutral "You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.",neutral "Well, here's your phone doctor.",neutral Hey guys.,neutral Hey Gunther. Hi. I mean you’re going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?,surprise "Well, he’s very charming.",neutral "I know, he’s too charming, but if you two start going out, then it’s just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.",disgust "Well, you’re just gonna have to try.",neutral "Joey, where are the",neutral "I don’t know, Chandler is supposed to be passin’ ‘em around...",neutral "Phew, close one.",neutral Oh!,surprise Look what happened!,surprise "Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up.",sadness Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.,non-neutral Hey.,neutral "Okay, ten blocks down. Five to go.",non-neutral Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!,joy Oh I’m sorry! Do you need a break?,surprise My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?,non-neutral I can see it from right here. It’ll cost you one husband.,joy "Okay, I’m sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.",non-neutral Come on more!,non-neutral Oh God!,non-neutral "Yeah, you like that don’t you?",neutral Oh yeah right there!,joy You want it there? You take it there baby!,joy Uh Phoebe?,non-neutral "Yeah, say my name. Say it! And now I’m going to cover you back up, and umm we’re never doing this again.",non-neutral Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy?,anger "Well, why don’t you tell me what you’re supposed to be!",anger Huh?,neutral Because I sure as hell can’t figure it out!,anger I talk to you and it’s nothin’.,neutral "You look at me, and nothin’.",neutral Nothing.,neutral "You guys make me fly! High! Okay, we’re gonna pick it up here, tomorrow.",joy "Well, that was ah...",neutral What?! What are you doing?!,surprise Do you know what just happened?,non-neutral Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.,neutral No. We were in the middle of sex…and,neutral "Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world!",non-neutral "Don't worry, Chandler, it's not a globe of the United States.",neutral Hey you guys I'm gonna go out and take a walk.,neutral "Phoebe, why is your bag moving?",surprise "Oh, it's not!",non-neutral "Seriously, it's moving!",surprise What the hell is in there?,surprise It's just my knitting that's all! Yes! I knit this. I'm very good.,non-neutral There will come a time in each of your careers when you’ll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor.,neutral "I had such an opportunity in the recent, present.",neutral "And I’m ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually.",non-neutral "Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him.",anger "And now, he’s got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me I’m stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV.",non-neutral "I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.",sadness Thank you.,neutral Rach?,surprise I’ll be out in a second.,neutral Oh. It’s just so unexpected! I…I uh…Boy I’ll tell you it’s just such an honor to be nominated for a,joy "Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.",neutral in Reservations at 8:00 by Neil Simon. Thank-thank you Neil. Thank you for the words.,neutral "Okay honey, you can finish this later we’re gonna be late. We gotta go.",neutral "Please, don’t play the music. Just uh one more.",non-neutral I can't believe you don't want to know.,surprise "I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....",non-neutral And Monica knows...,neutral "Wha, heh, how could you know, I don't even know!",surprise "Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.",neutral So what's it gonna be?,non-neutral "Wait—oh—hey—huh, oh great now he knows, and I don't know!",non-neutral "I'm sorry, I'm just excited about being an aunt!",joy Or an uncle...,neutral Hey Phoebe!,joy Hi Pheebs!,joy Pheebs!,joy Fine!,anger "Phoebe, what's the matter?",neutral "Nothing, I'm sorry, I'm just, I'm out of sorts.",sadness "Oh, right, that's me!",non-neutral "Hey, Chandler, that table place closes at 7, come on.",neutral Fine.,neutral "Phoebe, what is it?",neutral "All right, you know Paolo?",neutral "I'm familiar with his work, yes...",neutral "Well, he made a move on me.",non-neutral "Whoa, store will be open tomorrow!",surprise "More coffee over here, please!",joy Hey.,neutral "Hey. What, what are you doing here?",surprise "Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental.",sadness "Yeah, oh, but oh...",neutral "Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas....",neutral Destiny.,neutral Sure.,neutral Yes.,neutral All right.,neutral Okay. Yikes! That one doesn’t look very fulfilled.,surprise "Oh, that’s, that’s ah, one of the old ones, he’s just taking it to the back.",neutral "You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.",non-neutral Well we have to make room for the fresh ones.,neutral "So, what happens to the old guys?",non-neutral "Well, they go into the chipper.",neutral "Why, do I have a feeling that’s not as happy as it sounds? No! Nooooo!!!",fear Hey! Hey!!,surprise Light still out?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Oh. Maybe they're- napping.,neutral "Oh please, they're having sex.",non-neutral Shut up!,anger "So, whaddya think George is like?",neutral I think he's shy.,neutral Yeah?,surprise Yeah. I think you have to draw him out. And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.,neutral "Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean,",joy Aren’t you with that girl over there?,neutral "Well, yeah, kinda.",neutral "Um, but that’s okay, see we have an understanding, um, see we each have this list of five famous people, so I’m allowed to sleep with you.",neutral "No, no, no, it’s flattery.",non-neutral I’m sorry.,non-neutral "Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella.",non-neutral "Don’t, don’t just dismiss this so fast.",fear I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...,neutral "Yeah, for you. Is that the list?",neutral "Um, yeah.",neutral May I see it?,neutral "Um, no.",fear Come on!,non-neutral "But, okay.",neutral I’m not on the list!,surprise "Um, see, but that’s not the final draft.",neutral It’s laminated!,non-neutral "Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.",neutral Y'know it’s ironic...,neutral What?,neutral ...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I bumped you for that guy over there.,neutral We’re just gonna be friends.,neutral Get out of here you lurker! Go on! Get!,non-neutral Hey Pheebs!,joy Ohh! You made up!,surprise "Yeah, I couldn't be mad at him for too long.",neutral "Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love.",joy "Ohh, get a room.",disgust We have one.,neutral I know. Use it.,disgust "Oh Mon, listen I have to ask!",surprise "Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?",neutral "Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!",neutral "Ohh! And I’m one of them!! Wow! Oh, I just cannot believe this! I mean, Joey Tribbiani!",non-neutral "Well, y’know it’s none of my business, but aren’t you married?",neutral Yeah. Oh I just wish we could not be married for a little bit! Y’know I just wish we could be like on a break!,non-neutral Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!,non-neutral So that’s the only reason she could be here huh?,neutral It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that-that maybe I’m a good listener and I uh I put on a,neutral "Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!",non-neutral Y’know what?,neutral "I think I can take care of myself, I’ll talk to you later.",neutral Good-bye.,neutral Whoa!,surprise "Uh, that was your sister actually.",neutral She-she thinks that you’re just using me.,neutral So?,neutral I’m sorry.,sadness What are you doing here?!,surprise "I-I, came to fill your ice cube trays.",neutral What?!,surprise "Umm, okay, okay, look.",neutral I took this picture from your fridge.,non-neutral "Okay, because I know that this is my Father.",non-neutral "Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him.",non-neutral "Now, look I deserve to know where I came from.",anger All right?,non-neutral So if you can help me find my Father then you should!,anger "Otherwise, you’re just mean!",anger "So, just tell me the truth!",anger "All right, the man in the picture is Chuck Magioni.",non-neutral My Father is Chuck Magioni?,surprise "No, no, that’s just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year!",neutral "And I’m very sorry, but I don’t know where your Father is, and that’s the truth.",sadness Oh.,sadness "But umm, you’re right.",neutral I think that a person should know where they come from.,neutral "Wh-which is why I ah, ahh, okay.",neutral I’m your mother.,neutral Heh?,surprise "Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...",sadness What’s happening to your accent?,surprise Come again?,surprise What’s-what’s this nonsense?,non-neutral "All right, I’m-I’m not English.",sadness I’m from Long Island.,neutral "I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out.",non-neutral I’m sorry.,sadness "So, if we could just get back to the lecture.",non-neutral "Umm, were there any questions?",neutral About paleontology.,neutral "All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression.",non-neutral "Obviously, I screwed up.",non-neutral But what you guys think of me is really important because I’m-I’m hoping to get a permanent job here.,non-neutral So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression,non-neutral Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am,non-neutral "Well, hello Rachel!",non-neutral "Where you going, Joe?",neutral For a walk.,neutral Oh. You mind if I join you?,non-neutral "Actually, that will be long. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts.",neutral Your thoughts? Plural?,surprise "Allright, fine, I only have one thought! It's about the hot nanny, I gotta see her!",joy "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe.",neutral Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her??,non-neutral You guys are killing me!,non-neutral She's forbidden fruit!,non-neutral "It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh?",non-neutral Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?,neutral "Yes, as a matter of fact he did, so I can't let you go.",neutral Huh. Interesting. Now there are obstacles. Hot nanny and me against the world. This is the kind of stuff great novels are made of.,non-neutral Great novels?,surprise Fine ... mediocre porn,neutral "Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but we’re gonna have to get into Mr. Zelner’s office.",neutral "Now, he doesn’t get in until 10, so he’s no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.",neutral That’s kinda sad.,non-neutral "Yeah, well Betty is kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. Now, while I distract her,",neutral Got it!,joy Let’s roll!,joy "Hello Rachel, you uh, got a minute?",neutral "Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anything—minute. Okay. Fine. Abort the plan, abort the plan.",neutral "Uh actually, I’d like to speak with both of you.",neutral "Okay. Uh, well can we, can we get you anything Mr. Zelner? Maybe some chocolates?",neutral "Cassie, are you finding everything okay in there?",neutral Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.,neutral Oh! No problem! I,non-neutral What?,surprise You are iron.,neutral You are steel!,joy "Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?",non-neutral "I told you, we’re adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?",neutral "I mean why, of all people would you want to go out with Chip?!",surprise "Look, you and I went to different high schools...",neutral "Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.",neutral "You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket.",neutral I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have specially made.,non-neutral They had to have that specially made?!,surprise It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes.,neutral "Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!",surprise "Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out.",surprise And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go.,joy I-I owe her this.,neutral I never let her eat.,neutral "Oh, you go out with him.",neutral "Oh, really?!",surprise "Yeah. Just, if it’s possible, could you leave him somewhere and go have sex with another guy?",neutral I’ll try.,neutral "Hey! Tall guy! Hey, listen, I wanted to talk to you about that girl that you’re dancing with.",neutral "Yeah, yeah, okay.",neutral "Uh, look buddy, I came with that girl, and I had this plan to kiss her at the new years countdown – I’m trying to win her over, so I was wondering if..",non-neutral "Oh come on man, you can dance with my partner, she’s real, uh, mellow!",anger "Well, I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could you know",neutral "Ross, get over it! It’s not like she hates you.",anger Yeah but,sadness "Ross, she’s not weird, she just wants her stuff to be one of a kind.",neutral Huh. Y’know what’s not one of a kind? A twin!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Ooh, Phoebe’s here! Okay, let’s turn out all the lights and we’ll just watch the movie!",joy "Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets!",joy "Oh, you like it? You wanna know where I got it?",joy Sure!,joy He got it a flea market!,non-neutral "You bought your sheets at a flea market? Ross come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.",disgust And Joey?,neutral How do you think she's doing?,neutral Am I the only one who doesn't think that she's hot? Ross?,surprise "Eh, I mean, I mena she's not unattractive but hot? I ....",surprise Thank you!,joy Now that Rachel's gone?,neutral So hot I cried myself to sleep last night.,non-neutral "Oh, god help us.",non-neutral What?,surprise Ugly Naked Guy's laying kitchen tile. Eww!,disgust "Eww! Look, I'm asking a favor here. If I do this for her brother, maybe Angela will come back to me.",disgust What's going on here? You go out with tons of girls.,non-neutral "I know, but, I made a huge mistake. I never should have broken up with her. Will you help me? Please?",sadness "So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.",joy Yeah! And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.,joy "Look Carol umm, I was, I was thinking maybe uh, maybe we can spice things up a little.",neutral What do you mean?,surprise Carol our sex life is—it’s just not working,sadness Hey there little fella!,joy "Hey, uh-hey, why don’t we get some shoes on ya, huh?",neutral "Hey, why don’t you show dad how you can put your shoes on, in your room!",joy Yay!,joy !,surprise Yay!,joy Yay!,joy "Seriously, our sex life… I was thinking, maybe I don’t know, we could try some-some new things.",non-neutral Y’know?,neutral For fun?,neutral Like what?,surprise "Well I don’t know umm, what if we were too tie each other up?",non-neutral "Umm, some people eat stuff off one another.",neutral Nah!,disgust "Umm, y’know we-we could try dirty talk?",neutral "Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.",neutral I love that idea!,joy "Hey, Sophie!",joy So who’s idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?,non-neutral "Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box.",anger "Oh my God, they took my idea!",surprise That was you?!,surprise "Yeah! Okay, here you go.",non-neutral "Rachel, I made you a cocoa.",neutral "Oh my God, are you guys okay?",surprise Are you all right?,surprise Oh my.,surprise Sit!,non-neutral Hi.,neutral "Oh my gosh, Joshua!",surprise All those things I said about not being ready,neutral They’re not true?,non-neutral "No, they’re-they’re all true.",neutral Oh.,non-neutral But,neutral "Oh! Oh, I love that but.",surprise You wanna go inside and have some coffee?,neutral Yeah.,neutral Okay. Every time.,neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Hey!,joy "Hey, you guys won't believe what I have to do for work today.",neutral "Yes, but, Ross you",neutral "What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!",non-neutral "Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions.",sadness Why would we do that?,surprise "Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.",sadness "Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.",neutral "Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!",non-neutral The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.,surprise The balloon?,neutral "No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached",neutral "I can't, I gotta go.",neutral Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?,surprise Almost never.,non-neutral Got the keys?,neutral Ok.,neutral What d'you think?,neutral Lotsa things.,neutral Which one do you think she is?,neutral May I help you?,neutral "Oh, no thanks, we're just here to observe.",neutral You don't observe a dance class. You,neutral What does she mean?,neutral I think she means 'You,neutral "Okay, d'y'see anybody you think could be me?",non-neutral People! Last time there were some empty yoghurt containers lying around after class. Let's not have that happen again!,non-neutral She could be you.,neutral "Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight...",neutral "Okay, I'm not getting this!",anger I'm totally getting it!,joy Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?,non-neutral What? You just click when they click.,surprise "Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.",neutral "Okay. And, my, dead, mother, says, you, are, it. I'm with Rachel.",neutral Great. It's gym class all over again.,disgust "I'm not crazy, right? I mean, it was never like that.",surprise "Nooo, it wasn't.",neutral "Ooh, and it's so nice having this little sink here...",joy "Oh, ain't this nice? It's so quiet, I could just lie here all day.",joy I know,neutral Open your drapes! Open your drapes!,joy I'm so glad we've got adjoining rooms!,joy The sun is out!,joy Hey! Remember when I had corneas?,non-neutral "Ok listen, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs, and I'll get the magazines and the lotion.",neutral Ladies? Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.,neutral Nooo!,sadness Damn it!,anger "Walls are pretty thin, guys!",non-neutral "Hi uh, I’m Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect I’d like to donate some fluids.",non-neutral "We’re actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so we’re not looking for applicants right now.",neutral "Oh that’s too bad. I’ve kinda been saving up. Uh, are you sure there’s no studies I can participate in?",sadness "Well, here’s a schedule of what’s coming up.",neutral Thanks. Well but this one starts now.,neutral "Oh that one is available now, but only identical twins are eligible. It’s a twins study.",neutral "But it’s $2,000.",surprise Sorry.,sadness Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.,neutral "We already got the results back on that on, and they’re not good.",non-neutral Hey! How’s it goin’?,neutral "Well, not much has changed in the last five minutes.",neutral Yes it has! I made cookies!,joy Oh that’s all right. I’m still full from your homemade potato chips.,neutral But you should eat them now because they’re hot from the oven.,non-neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh-ho! But not in here! Can’t eat ‘em in bed, remember? No crumbies!",non-neutral "Okay, I’ll be out in a second.",neutral Okay!,neutral What are you doing?,neutral That doesn’t lock does it?,neutral "You know, it still smells like monkey in there.",disgust That saves us a conversation.,neutral "Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped.",non-neutral "Me too, we should get goin'.",neutral No.,neutral Oh. Mine does.,neutral "Okay, here comes another camera.",neutral Right. No biggie. Stay loose.,neutral Why do they keep doing that?,neutral "If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms.",neutral They’ve been taping those people up there all day.,neutral Right.,neutral "Hey, what’d you guys do to get up on there?",non-neutral Oh yeah? Well when you learned how to dance did you forget how to put on underpants?,non-neutral Yeah!,joy Hey! You’re a good dancer!,surprise Really?,surprise "Yeah, well you’d be better if you just loosened your hips a little.",neutral What do you mean?,neutral Like this.,neutral "That’s it, feel the rhythm. That’s better.",neutral Uh-huh.,neutral "Okay, you’re dancing with that girl over there.",non-neutral No-no-no-no-no we came together!,non-neutral "I don’t see it. You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand!",neutral "No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.",non-neutral "Really, y’think so? I don’t..",non-neutral Why aren’t you home yet?!,non-neutral Is someone there?,non-neutral "Oh yes, it’s me! Sorry!",neutral What are you doing here?,neutral "Uh, I’m just, I’m just looking out your window. At-at the view. What are you guys doing?",neutral We got some,neutral "Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.",neutral Who? Is that your sister?,surprise "Ugh, she",neutral "God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!",disgust "Oh my God, look-look he’s taking off her clothes!",non-neutral He’s taking off her coat!,disgust "Oh, this is just terrible.",disgust Ross! Wait!,non-neutral "Elizabeth, thank God! I was just thinking about",non-neutral You suck!!,anger What?!,anger "Okay, break-up’s still on!",anger Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.",sadness "No, I don’t want to hit you.",neutral Oh what then? Kick me?,non-neutral No.,neutral "My son? Pretty serious. Oh hey Katie! What uh, what are you doing here?",surprise "Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this.",neutral "Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left in your store.",neutral "Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my job description.",neutral Oh.,neutral Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out.,fear "Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I’m just gonna put this back in my pocket, pretend",joy Sure!,joy Horny bitch. No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re the horny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch!,anger Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!,non-neutral "Well, like father, like son.",neutral Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.,joy Really?! I-I thought you weren’t looking for something serious? I thought you were looking for some kind of a fling.,surprise "Well, y'know, possibly. You didn’t tell him that, though? Right?",non-neutral "Ummmmmmmm, no.",neutral You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You don’t tell the guy that!,non-neutral Why not?! I’d be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to get—oh I see.,non-neutral "Oh, between you telling him that I wanted to have a fling and me putting out on the first date—oh, he’s so gonna get the wrong idea.",non-neutral "Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.",non-neutral "Oh, yeah. Had that dream.",neutral "Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.",surprise Instead of...?,surprise That's right.,neutral Never had that dream.,neutral No.,neutral "All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring.",neutral And they weren't looking at you before?!,surprise "Finally, I figure I'd better answer it,",neutral Honey! Dinner’s ready!,joy What’s my little chef got for me tonight?,joy Your favorite!,joy "Ho-ho-ho, fried stuff with cheese!",joy Yep! And lot’s of it!,joy Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. Okay.,joy "Okay, in we go.",joy Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! How you doin’?,joy "Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate.",neutral "So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is.",non-neutral "Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?",neutral Oh my god.,surprise What?,surprise Hello! Were we at the same table? It's like... cocktails in Appalachia.,non-neutral "Come on, they're close.",neutral Close? She's got her tongue in his ear.,disgust "Oh, like you've never gotten a little rambunctious with Ross.",neutral "Joey, this is sick, it's disgusting, it's, it's—not really true, is it?",disgust "Well, who's to say what's true? I mean...",neutral "Oh my god, what were you thinking?",disgust "All right, look, I'm not proud of this, ok? Well, maybe I am a little.",neutral Oh!,surprise Ow!,surprise I'm outta here.,disgust "Wait, wait, wait. You want him, I want her. He likes you.",neutral Really?,surprise "Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.",neutral Hello! One marriage please!,joy "Yep, we wanna get married!",joy All right.,neutral Dum! Dum-dum-dum! Dum! Dum! Dum! Dum-dum-dum!,joy What are you doing?,neutral "Oh, that's",neutral "No, only because that's the graduation song.",neutral Okay! This is it! We're gonna get married!,joy Are you sure you wanna do this?,neutral "Well, hello, Mrs. Ross!",joy "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!",joy Wait! Okay!,neutral Would you ever be a surrogate for anyone?,neutral It depends on who asked.,neutral What if I asked?,neutral "Oh, Mon, sure.",neutral Really?,surprise Yes. You’re not asking are you?,surprise No.,neutral Yes! Totally!,joy Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you!,joy "You…are…not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?",joy He asked you out?!,surprise No. But I was showing him some cufflinks and I felt his pulse.,non-neutral Saucy!,joy What are these?,neutral Electrical plans for the building.,neutral "Okay, okay, okay should I be scared?",fear "I know that switch does something, okay?",neutral So-so I went down to city hall and got these.,neutral All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.,non-neutral Wow! If only more people knew.,surprise Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in,neutral Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.,neutral "So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me.",neutral "Oh, nobody's judging you.",neutral "Oh! Okay! You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me!",non-neutral Oh man!,surprise I want that place so much!!,joy I was so sure that was gonna work!,non-neutral There's twelve bucks I'll never see again!,disgust "All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.",neutral Bye!,neutral Bye!,neutral Bye Chandler! I miss you already.,sadness "Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!",disgust "Actually, I did!",surprise "Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?",neutral "Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!",surprise Are you serious?,surprise Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!,non-neutral Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!,non-neutral "Ross, umm, you've been in there for a long time. I'm starting to get kinda freaked out.",fear "All right, I'm coming out. Hey, can you turn the lights off.",neutral "No, let's just leave the lights on.",neutral Oh my God!,surprise "You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take you right now, buddy! You wanna go?",non-neutral Oh fine.,neutral Ready? Wrestle!,joy "Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks.",neutral "All right now remember, something this big and long is going to be difficult to manuver, fortunately I have a lot of experience in that area.",neutral "Can we please focus here, a naked man’s life hangs in the balance!",fear I’m telling you he’s dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.,non-neutral "All right, ladies and gentlemen, let’s poke.",neutral Steady.,neutral Steady.,neutral "Okay, a little higher.",neutral Careful of the angle.,neutral "Okay, okay, we’re approaching the window Thread the needle.",neutral Thread the needle.,neutral He’s alive! He’s a-live!!!,joy "And yet, we’re still poking him.",disgust "Okay, retract the device, retract the device.",neutral He does not look happy.,non-neutral "Hey-hey, now he’s showing us his poking device.",surprise "Hey, that’s never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy!",non-neutral "Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other.",non-neutral "Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard.",disgust Oh God oh!,surprise Contraction!,surprise Yeah? Okay.,neutral Ooh! Ow!!,surprise Are you looking at her?!,non-neutral No!,anger Don’t you look at her you sick bastard!,anger Honey I swear! I wasn’t looking at her!,fear She’s in labor! You like that you sick son of a bitch!,anger "Umm. Umm, I’m-I’m just gonna—",neutral See? See? It was because you were looking fat pervert!,anger "No-no, I’m…I’m sure no one was looking. Just want some privacy.",non-neutral You miss your girlfriend?,neutral Just ignore them.,neutral Ross.,neutral What? What?,non-neutral He’s looking at me.,neutral Hey! You wanna live to see your baby?!,anger Don’t you talk to my husband like that you stupid bastard!,anger Pat Sajak?,neutral Yep!,joy Alex Trebek?,neutral "Oh, of course!",joy Chuck Woolery?,neutral "Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, who’s ass I cannot kick.",joy Say it!,joy Say we are unagi!,joy It’s not something you are! It’s something you have!,non-neutral Say it!,joy "Y’know what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!",non-neutral "Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.",neutral "Yeah, it's in there.",neutral Oh! Ohh! Oh!!,surprise "Joey, can I talk to you for a second?",neutral Oohh!! Ohh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!,surprise Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!,surprise Yes. Yes.,neutral You?! And-and you?!,surprise "Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!",joy How?! When?!,surprise It happened in London.,neutral IN LONDON!!!,surprise The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.,neutral But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!,non-neutral No-no-no-no-no! You can't!,fear "Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.",fear "All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it's",non-neutral "I know, it's great!",joy "Aww, I don't want to see that!",disgust We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!,non-neutral "And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher was Mrs. Cobb.",neutral "Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?",neutral "No Cobb, as in cobb salad.",neutral "Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?",neutral Ahh!,surprise What're we gonna do? What're we gonna do?,fear "Uh, uh, we'll flip for it. Ducks or clowns.",neutral "Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?",surprise You got a better idea?,neutral "All right, call it in the air.",neutral Heads.,neutral Heads it is.,neutral Yes! Whew!,joy We have to assign heads to something.,neutral "Right. Ok, ok, uh, ducks is heads, because ducks have heads.",neutral What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?,non-neutral "Okay, some tricks of the trade.",neutral "Now, I’ve never been able to cry as an actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling.",neutral "Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey that I’ve just done something evil.",neutral "That would be the basic ‘I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it’ Okay, let’s say I’ve just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13.",neutral And that’s how it’s done.,neutral "Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.",joy "Hey, Mr. Trib.",neutral Hey-hey.,non-neutral Then I’m gonna have to ask you to keep it down.,neutral Who are you?,surprise "Hi, I’m Eric, I’m gonna be Chandler’s new roommate.",neutral I’m Chandler’s new roommate.,surprise I-I-I don’t think so.,surprise I could be Chandler’s new roommate.,surprise "But, he told me over the phone.",surprise He told me in person.,neutral That’s weird.,surprise "Well, I’m going to go into my new apartment now. Ehh!",joy Hey! Look who I found!,surprise "Oh, hey guys!",joy "Y’know, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.",neutral "Yes, if the presents are hidden south for the winter.",neutral Or we could just follow your clever jokes – any ideas?,neutral No!,non-neutral Didn’t think so!,neutral "Okay, c’mon guys, show us where the presents are!",neutral "Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica that’s as good as garbage?",non-neutral "Hmm, how about my azzz?",neutral "Hey, this is hollow.",neutral What?,surprise "This bench, it’s hollow! I can’t believe I never knew that! Oh, the presents!!!",surprise "No, don’t look directly at them!",fear What?,surprise "Alright, no, we could look at them!",neutral I,neutral "Hi! I’m so glad you’re here, but it’s gonna be a while. I-I wished you’d called first.",non-neutral "Oh that’s all right, I’m coming back later with your father.",neutral Oh good.,non-neutral I actually needed to talk to you before the birth.,neutral "Okay, what’s up?",neutral "I brought something that I want to give you, assuming of course that you want it.",neutral "Ma, you’re asking me to marry you?",surprise "This is your grandmother’s engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.",joy "Mom no, come on! Thank you.",surprise Just hear me out!,fear "Maybe this would’ve happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I... had a uterus.",sadness I can’t believe this!,non-neutral "I know no, no, y'know you don’t deserve this, you don’t Ross.",sadness "You’re, you’re really, you’re so good.",sadness Thanks.,sadness And you’re so sweet. And you’re kind,neutral Thanks.,non-neutral "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.",surprise Huh?,surprise "Okay, it’s okay.",neutral Oh.,neutral "Wait, wait, wait.",non-neutral What?,neutral My foot is stuck in the pocket.,non-neutral What?,surprise "No, I can’t get it out.",non-neutral Rachel?,neutral Yeah. Hi Mark!,surprise "Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.",joy "Oh, I did!",surprise Yes.,joy Oh my God!!,surprise Congratu!! -lations-lations.,joy I can’t believe I did this! What an idiot!,anger "Oh, stop beating yourself up!",non-neutral People make mistakes!,neutral These things happen!,neutral There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there?,neutral Apparently you’re not very good at it!,anger I,neutral Philadelphia.,neutral "Oh my God! So was she! Oh, I’ve got-I’ve got goose bumps.",surprise Really?,surprise "Well, y’know I’m wearing layers and it’s warm.",neutral Yeah-yeah.,neutral "But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!",non-neutral Did you hear that?!,neutral I don’t need you guys to care about me!,non-neutral Because the universe cares!,joy The whole universe!,joy I really wished they’d care just a little bit though.,sadness "Y’know, I don’t-I don’t think it’s you.",neutral This is a freaky place.,fear Hey!,non-neutral Guys!,non-neutral "Oh no, it’s you.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "I like this one. It seems to say, ""I love you and that’s why I have to kill you.""",joy "They can’t all be bad. Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.",joy Oh my God! Those are my bedroom eyes?! Why did you ever sleep with me?,surprise Do you really want to pull at that thread?,surprise I’m having a really good time!,joy Me too! I’m sorry that guy in the subway licked your neck.,non-neutral "Ohh. No that’s okay, he’s a friend.",neutral "Hey uh, I don’t mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?",fear "Yeah, I… Well y’know I-I mean I missed the-the semi-finals, so I’d just be lost.",sadness "I know it’s really lame, but I got these tickets from my boss and—Oh no! No! No! My God!",surprise "Okay, don’t freak out. I’ll go.",neutral "No it’s… Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!",non-neutral "Okay, I know. Hold on. Hey Ross?",neutral Yeah?,neutral "Yeah, umm that’s Whitney , Kyle’s ex-wife out there, now do you think that you can y’know divert her so that we can slip out?",neutral What?! No!,surprise Well okay but I have two tickets to the ballroom dance finals.,neutral "Look, I don’t think so Pheebs. All right, I’ll do it. But just because you’re a friend.",neutral "Well, I-I-I'm done with this. You want anything Ross? Sports? International? Apartment listings?",neutral I'll take sports.,neutral Mine!,non-neutral "All right. Uhh, international.",neutral "Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say",neutral You two will have very hairy children.,disgust "Okay, I didn't know you would say that.",non-neutral Ross! Janice?!,non-neutral "All right, hold on!",neutral Hold on.,neutral Hold on.,neutral "This is Ross, okay?",neutral He's our friend.,neutral He obviously went crazy.,non-neutral He obviously lost his mind.,non-neutral "Look, I",non-neutral So are you actually gonna see her again?,neutral Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head!,anger I,neutral Damnit Phoebe!!,anger "Hey, don’t we have to...",neutral "Yeah, we got, um-hmm.",neutral "Umm, I think you’re really, really great...",non-neutral Oh God!,non-neutral Here we go again.,non-neutral Why does this keep happening to me?,anger Is it something I’m putting out there?,non-neutral Is this my fault?,non-neutral Or am I just nuts?,non-neutral "I-I-I-I-I don’t know, I don’t know what to say.",surprise "Hey buddy, this is a family place, put the mouse back in the house.",non-neutral Wait!,non-neutral Terry!,non-neutral Please!,non-neutral "Look, I just lost my other job.",sadness Okay?,neutral You have no idea how much I need this.,sadness "Please, help me out, for old times sake.",sadness This poor guy’s been in a coma for five years. It’s hopeless.,sadness "It’s not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Ramoray’s a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.",joy "Good morning. Drake, it’s your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?",neutral I’m back baby! Ha-ha-ha!,joy That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.,anger Well you did pull his hair.,neutral He took my snack!,anger I’m not getting into this again!,anger "Okay! Oh God, y’know what? It’s really bad.",non-neutral "Well, I told you not to walk. Here. There. Okay.",anger "This doesn’t mean anything, does it?",non-neutral Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?,anger That is true.,neutral "Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.",non-neutral "Oh, I’ve been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche.",neutral "Joey, you know you don’t actually have one.",neutral Come on! What are you doing?! I’m in character! Would you talk to her!,non-neutral "Ahh, I think it just moved. It’s really poking me.",non-neutral "All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room.",non-neutral "What?! No, you can’t, you can’t leave me here with them! We’re baby-sitting!",non-neutral "The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!",non-neutral But you-you can’t leave me with them! We-we’re a team! We’re playing a zone! They’re gonna triple team me!,non-neutral "He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to go to the hospital.",non-neutral "But no, because a doctor won’t be able to help him, it’s just gonna y’know naturally pass through his system in like seven years.",neutral I think that’s gum.,neutral I’m pretty sure it’s gun.,neutral "Okay, listen this really hurts. Let’s go.",non-neutral "A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! No! What would, what would Krog do?",non-neutral That was the only way I could get him to,neutral Hi! How are the Gellers?,neutral Don’t call us that!,anger The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you?,anger Hey! It’s Porsche!!,non-neutral Hey sweetie!,joy Hey!,joy There’s no back to this couch!,surprise Why are you reading this? You hate this kind of stuff.,surprise "Yeah I know, but I figured a shot y’know?",neutral "Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldn’t think I was y’know, all dead inside.",neutral "Oh that’s so sweet! Look Chandler I don’t care if you can’t cry, I love you.",joy Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.,neutral Stop it!,non-neutral "No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we’re up at the altar and I’m like this.",neutral "I won’t care, because I know you will be feeling it all in here.",neutral Yeah?,neutral Of course he is!,non-neutral "What, do you think I’d just use my son as-as an excuse?",non-neutral What kind of father do you think I am?,anger "All right, sorry.",neutral I gotta go make a fake Ben.,neutral "The basket is totally empty! My God, the neighbors ate all the candy!",surprise "Well, either that or uh",neutral Joey!!,non-neutral Yeah?,neutral Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!,non-neutral "Uh well yeah, that was the plan, but by the time I got to it there was only a couple of pieces left!",non-neutral "Yeah, and they’ve been coming by all day. They love it!",joy They love my candy? Oh man!!! I’ve gotta go make more!!,joy "Hey Mon, you might wanna make some more lasagna too, because something might’ve happened to a huge chunk of it.",neutral Ross! The neighbors ate all my candy!!,joy Mine stole my newspaper! It’s like a,non-neutral Sure!,neutral "Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldn’t stop thinking about it.",neutral "I mean, everyone should have a-a",neutral Oh my God Ross!!,surprise You like it?,joy I,neutral Yeah?,neutral Hello darlings.,neutral And there’s daddy!,joy There he is! There he is!,surprise Where?,neutral Right- where we've been looking all night!,joy He is so cute!,joy "Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!",joy "Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the——wowww.",joy "I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.",joy "Yeah, isn't he?",joy "It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.",joy You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.,joy Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.,surprise Huh. That's nice.,neutral "and the miracle was that that little bit of oil that should’ve just lasted just one day, burned for",neutral Eight whole days.,neutral "That’s right, and that’s why we celebrate Hanukkah today. The end.",joy Awesome!,joy Yeah?,surprise My favorite part was when,neutral The Armadillo was actually not so,neutral Hey!,joy Oh.,neutral Wow! It looks like the Easter Bunny’s funeral in here.,surprise "Come on, come on, we’re-we’re-we’re lighting the candles!",joy Oh.,neutral Oh.,neutral "Okay, I understand why",neutral "He’s says, ‘Walking with you makes this strange city, feel like home.’",neutral "Yeah, sure. Good luck!",non-neutral I’m quitting!! Woo-hoo! I’m okay!! I’m all right!!,joy "Wow! That’s exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.",surprise What?,neutral "I’m just saying, this woman, I mean she’s fictitious. No?",surprise Why would you say that?,non-neutral ‘Cause you’re still into Monica.,neutral "So you told her there was somebody else so she would agree to work with you, so ‘cause you figure oh if you spent a lot of time together, maybe something might happen, and...",neutral You’re good. You’re good!,non-neutral "Yeah, no, I’m fairly intuitive and psychic. It’s a substantial gift.",neutral "Listen, can you promise me that you won’t tell her though?",fear "Absolutely, oh I promise. Tell her what?",neutral Thanks a lot.,non-neutral "No I’m serious. I mean I’m intuitive, but my memory sucks.",neutral "Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me, sorry. Hi.",neutral "For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel!",anger "Oh, hey, hey, I got that.",neutral "Oh, thanks, sweetie.",joy No problem. I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.,joy Really?,surprise Yeah.,neutral You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me?,fear "No, no, they will. I just... uh...",neutral Can't wait.,neutral Do I know you?,surprise "Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?",surprise "Good, good, I'm a lawyer now.",neutral You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.,surprise "Listen, it was nice to see you. I gotta run backstage.",non-neutral "Uh, wait, backstage?",surprise "Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.",neutral Ross.,neutral Chandler.,neutral How are you?,neutral "Look, you guys wanna meet the group?",neutral Come on.,neutral "So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?",surprise Do you have any respect for your body?,disgust Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?,disgust "Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease.",anger "The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.",neutral "Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.",neutral Really?,surprise He does?,surprise "Hey, buddy, what's up!",joy "Oh, she told you about that, huh.",surprise "Well, yeah, I have one now and then.",neutral "Well, yeah, now.",neutral "Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before.",neutral "Well, okay, thanks!",joy "God, he's good.",joy If only he were a woman.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "Hey, Frank.",neutral "Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didn’t.",neutral There’s someone here who can explain this better than I can.,neutral Hi Frank.,neutral "Hi, Mrs. Knight.",neutral Phoebe’s right Frank.,neutral "I know it’s hard to hear, but it would’ve been wrong to go through with it.",neutral "I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not.",sadness "Is that it, is that what it is?",non-neutral "Yeah, but not just that.",neutral "Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less",sadness None the less.,neutral "None the less. Umm, you’re too young to, to really know what you want.",sadness "That’s right, exactly.",neutral "All right, it’s a good bye kiss, that’s good.",non-neutral Bye-bye.,neutral "Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what I’m saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong.",non-neutral "Okay, I’ve decided I’m gonna let this happen!",non-neutral "Okay, can I just get my purse?",neutral "Okay, all right, good.",neutral .,neutral "Oh, look look look.",surprise The last candle's about to burn out.,neutral "10, 9, 8, 7... ... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....",neutral Thank you.,neutral Thanks.,neutral Kinda... spooky without any lights.,fear Bwah-hah-hah!,joy "OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...",non-neutral Oh.. oh... oh.,neutral "Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up, but you have to throw a party for Monica.",neutral "All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are you about keeping Ben in your life?",neutral You blew them away!,joy "Oh, I can't tell you how great it was to look at the crowd and see your face!",joy "I mean... uh, did you know you were mouthing the words along with me?",neutral I was,surprise "No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!",joy Oh my God! I'm your,surprise I'd better not found you naked in my hotel room!,non-neutral "Look, I took it too far!",non-neutral "Okay, Monica: Right foot red.",neutral Could've played,neutral Thanks.,neutral "Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. Good.",neutral "Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the",neutral "Oh, okay. Will you take my place?",neutral "Alright. Yes, this is Rachel.",neutral Nooo!,surprise Hello?,neutral "Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.",neutral "Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.",non-neutral Green. To the green.,neutral I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.,neutral "To the left, to the left- aww!",neutral Ohhh... I'm fine.,neutral Hey!,joy Please tell me you got the message!,non-neutral What message?,neutral "The actor playing Mac couldn’t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o’clock.",neutral What?! It’s 6 o’clock!,surprise "Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board!",fear "I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya!",non-neutral I went to Ross’s!,neutral I went to the coffeehouse!,neutral I went to any place that they made sandwiches!,neutral "That’s the day you’re gonna die? See—darnit, I’ve got shuffleboard that day.",neutral That’s what you think.,neutral "Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother’s? Wouldn’t they have the recipe?",neutral "Well, y’know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.",neutral What was her name?,neutral Nesele Toulouse.,neutral Nestle Tollhouse,neutral "Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.",neutral (grabbing a bag of,neutral Yes!! Oh.,non-neutral I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!,non-neutral I know! You see it is stuff like this which is why you’re burning in hell!!,non-neutral "So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?",neutral Absolutely!,joy I am so on board!,joy Rachel didn't you just light that?,non-neutral "Yeah, I did, but y'know what? I am really, really trying to cut back, y'know? Good luck, Rach.",neutral I've actually been thinking about quitting lately.,neutral "Oh sure, every Sunday night I'm telling myself I'm quitting but every Monday morning it's like",disgust Tell me about it!,neutral Well then let's just quit! We'll just quit! Let's all quit!,joy It does sound appealing.,neutral "Oh, I never could do it.",non-neutral Oh but you could.,neutral You can.,neutral Absolutely!,joy We can help each other out!,joy We can get--what are those--those patches!,neutral We could be like the Patch Sisters!,joy "Oh y'know, we really should quit. Okay, let's quit!",joy Yes! Great! Give me those cigs! Give it! Give it!,joy My late husband gave me that lighter. I'm not kidding.,sadness Okay then!,non-neutral I'm divorced!  I'm only 26 and I'm divorced!,non-neutral "Well, maybe it's a contest, y'know? Like, collect all five?",neutral "Does, um, anyone wanna see?",neutral Nooo!,non-neutral "Oh, hey, don't do that! Cut it out!",anger It's worse than the thumb!,disgust "Hey, this is so unfair!",anger "Oh, why is it unfair?",surprise So I have a flaw!,non-neutral Big deal!,anger Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?,non-neutral "And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word?",non-neutral "And Monica, with that snort when she laughs?",non-neutral "I mean, what the hell is that thing?",disgust "...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?",non-neutral ...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?,non-neutral "Well, I-I could live without it.",neutral "Well, is it, like, a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?",non-neutral "Oh, now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, I think it's endearing.",neutral "Oh, ""you do, do you""?",anger "You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.",neutral """Indeed there isn't""... I should really get back to work.",non-neutral "Yeah, 'cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.",neutral "Ohh-ho-hooohhh. The hair comes out, and the gloves come on.",anger Awww! Mel Torme died.,sadness "Joey, that paper’s like a year old!",neutral Aw! Does that mean the,sadness Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral You're sure? You're absolutely sure?,neutral "Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.",neutral Probably?,neutral "Yeah, I don't like that word.",disgust Kind of what ‘probably’ really means.,neutral "Yeah, uh-huh.",neutral "Yeah, oh, ""Your mom probably won't kill herself,"" y’know?",non-neutral "I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on ""Probably!""",non-neutral Y’know?,neutral You gotta take care of yourselves!,neutral In,neutral "Bing doesn't seem so weird now, does it?",neutral Yoo-hoo! Aaron Litman-Neurolic would like to say hello to his future bride.,joy Ohhh! Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesn’t he?,joy He’s a keeper. How are you feeling?,neutral "Oh, I’m fine.",neutral "Can I just say, I really admire what you’re doing. Just raising her all alone.",neutral "Oh, I’m not doing it alone. I have Ross.",neutral "Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?",neutral "Well then he gets a divorce, it’s Ross!",neutral "I’m telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say they’re gonna be there until they start their real family.",neutral Well I—That’s never gonna happen with Ross.,non-neutral "Oh well that’s what I thought about my first husband, now I’m lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.",disgust Okay.,neutral "And Tim I just wanna say, good luck here.",neutral Hey. Who’s that?,neutral New people.,neutral What happened to the Disgustingtons?,neutral They’re having their baby!,non-neutral It’s not fair Ross we got here first!,anger Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery.,neutral Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.,neutral "Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?",surprise Phoebe?,neutral Yeah?,neutral "Look at that guy by the window, wow!",surprise "He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And to be completely honest, he’s not that good in bed.",neutral "Oh, what is wrong with me lately?",sadness I mean it’s like every guy I see—I mean look here.,neutral "Look at that guy for example, I mean normally that’s not someone I would-would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I’m feeling, all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.",non-neutral "Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?",neutral Yeah.,neutral "This is completely normal, around the fourth month your hormones start going crazy.",neutral Really?! So this has happened to you?,surprise Oh absolutely yeah!,neutral "Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets so in, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy.",neutral "Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to store sitting on Santa’s lap.",non-neutral "Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of Evander Holyfield from a",neutral Ugh!,disgust I don’t know what I’m going to do!,fear I called the company that sent and th-they don’t care!,anger "Then I called 9-1-1 and they laughed at me, if this isn’t an emergency, then what is?",non-neutral Hey guys!,joy Hey!,joy Hey,neutral "I just wanted to thank you again for last night, what a great party!",joy And the guys from work had a blast.,joy "Y’know, one of them had never been to a bachelor party before.",non-neutral Yeah!,non-neutral "And-and another one had never been to a party before, so",surprise "So uh, hey, that uh, that wedding ring, huh? Man, that’s nice!",non-neutral "Yeah, right!",non-neutral "I was uh, I was thinking I might want to pick one of those babies up for myself, I might want to get one of those",neutral "That ring? When my grandmother first came to this country, that ring and the clothes on her back were all she had with her.",surprise "So you might say, the ring is irreplaceable?",surprise "Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.",joy "So you might say, it’s a magic ring.",non-neutral OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!!,surprise Well obviously only one of us can keep dating her.,neutral "Obviously! So, how do we decide?",neutral "Well now let’s-let’s look at this objectively, I think I should date her",neutral Uh-huh. Uh-huh.,neutral "That’s interesting, but check this out. I date her",non-neutral Yeah-yeah I like that but just to go in another direction,neutral "Okay, okay. This can go on for a while.",neutral Yeah well we should order some food then.,neutral "No Joey! Look why don’t, why don’t we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, we’ll",non-neutral That sounds fair.,neutral Maybe I’ll take her to that new French restaurant down the street,neutral Ah yeah—wait a second now!,non-neutral Look we’re gonna have to set a spending limit on the date.,neutral I don’t have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.,non-neutral "Well sorry, that’s what I do on dates.",neutral "All right, well I guess I’ll just have to do what I do on dates.",neutral So let’s decide on the spending limit,neutral "Yeah. Uh, …a slice……six dollars?",neutral I was thinking more like a hundred.,neutral Okay. Can I borrow 94 dollars?,neutral "Hi, again.",neutral Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral "Thank you soo, much.",joy "Oh, don’t thank me, thank the jerk that never showed up. Okay, I gotta get to get to work.",anger You want some help with that?,neutral "Oh, no thanks, I got it. No I don’t!",neutral Whoa! Are you okay?,surprise "Whew! Stood up to fast, got a little head rush.",surprise It’s the heat. And-and the humidity.,neutral "That’s a uh, that’s a tough combination.",neutral Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?,neutral Like you wouldn’t believe. Wow! This is a great place.,surprise What do you mean?,neutral Remember how you said you were really dense about poetry? Oh.,neutral Oh!,surprise "Hey, somebody left their keys.",neutral "Ooohh, to a Porsche!",surprise Transcriber’s note: Oh come on!,surprise Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind?,surprise "If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!",neutral "Hey Gunther, these yours?",neutral "Yeah, that’s what I drive. I make four bucks an hour, I saved up for 350 years!",disgust Na-uh! Hey did anybody lose their keys?,neutral "Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?",neutral There’s a lost and found? My shoe!,surprise You left a shoe here?!,surprise "Well, I didn’t realize until I got home.",neutral I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe!,neutral Y’know what?,neutral I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield.,neutral "Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, I’ll be sure to give him your shoe.",neutral Great! Thanks.,joy "Ok, and this is Funny Clown. Funny Clown is only for after his naps, not before his naps or he won't sleep.",neutral "Carol, we've been through this before, ok?",non-neutral We have a good time.,joy "We laugh, we play.",joy It's like we're father and son.,joy "Honey, relax. Ross is great with him. Don't look so surprised. I'm a lovely person.",joy "Oh, this is so cute.",joy "Oh, I got that for him.",neutral My mommies love me. That's clever.,joy Hello?,neutral "Oh, Hi, Ju——Hi, Jew!",neutral Uh huh?,neutral Uh huh?,neutral "Ok. Um, sure, that'd be great.",neutral See ya then.,neutral Bye.,neutral "Did you just say Hi, Jew?",surprise "Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.",neutral Now there you go! I wouldn’t want my best guest to strain her eyes!,non-neutral Thanks Monica!,joy Does that smell bother you?,disgust "What the smell from Joey’s? No, I can hardly smell it over here.",surprise "Well you let me know if you can, because y’know I can bake a pie to cover it.",neutral "I can smell it a little, bake the pie.",non-neutral Okay!,joy Okay.,neutral "Hello? Oh yes, one minute please. It’s for you. It’s the fire inspector.",neutral Oh! Hello? Yeah this is Phoebe. Really?!,surprise "Yeah, so it turns out that it wasn’t the hair straightener that started the fire.",non-neutral "No-no, it was the candles.",neutral It’s very not good leaving candles unattended.,non-neutral "In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is… Uhh… Uhh… Okay.",neutral "Well, I have to go now.",neutral Joey proposed to me.,surprise Is he crazy?! You just had Ross’s baby!,surprise "Well, I-I said yes.",fear What?!,surprise Are you crazy?,non-neutral You just had Ross’s baby!,non-neutral It’s-it’s so inappropriate.,non-neutral "No, it’s worse than that.",disgust It’s wrong.,disgust It’s… It is bigger than mine!,surprise I know.,neutral You can’t marry him!,non-neutral Why not? I don’t want to do this alone! And he’s such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.,non-neutral Well do you love him?,neutral Sure.,neutral Sure?,non-neutral "Yeah, I mean whatever.",neutral "Honey, the question is…do you really want to marry Joey?",non-neutral "No. No, I don’t. Could you be a dear and go tell him?",non-neutral So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?,neutral Here comes the bride.,non-neutral Oh my God Monica!,surprise I wanna wear this everyday.,joy You look so beautiful.,joy I’m so happy for me.,joy Hello?,neutral Hey! Did Chandler show up yet?,non-neutral "Yeah, we got him back. Everything’s fine.",neutral Damnit!,anger "Uh, y’know what?",neutral I’ll tell you who it hurts!,anger It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principal’s office wearing nothing but a catcher’s mitt!,anger That was,neutral "I will be! Listen, I don’t want you teaching my son that stuff anymore. Okay?",anger Fine.,neutral "Fine, but I’ll have you know that once I taught him that stuff he called me Fun Aunt Rachel.",non-neutral And I loved being Fun Aunt Rachel but I’ll go back to being Boring and Uncomfortable Aunt Rachel if that’s what you want!,non-neutral "No that’s not what I want. Uh, I’m glad you guys were bonding but I",neutral "Look he doesn’t have any brothers or sisters, somebody’s gonna have to teach him this stuff!",non-neutral And I haven’t taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesn’t know anyway!,non-neutral Crap!!,anger I gotta go!,neutral Look at that! Look at that! They’re going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?,surprise No.,neutral Me neither! We have to get in!,surprise Just act like you belong.,neutral Oh my God! Oranges!,surprise Shh! Nice to see you again.,neutral "Uh sir, may I see your tickets please?",neutral "Yes, of course.",neutral "I’m sorry, would you move your thumb? I can’t see the seat number.",neutral "Oh that’s all right, I have it memorized. It’s 1A.",neutral "Okay. Mrs. Green! Okay I’m really sorry!! I’m apologizing for the— Okay, I bit my tongue, but I’m",non-neutral Hey! Look who’s back! It’s the birthday girl! How’s the birthday girl feeling?,joy "Well, I feel fine, but I think you’re bumming out the rest of the kids.",non-neutral What?,surprise Okay!,non-neutral Y’know what?,neutral I realized it was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids.,non-neutral All I really needed was a plan.,neutral See I wanna have three kids,neutral "Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.",non-neutral As I was saying… I should probably have the first of the three kids by the time I’m 35 which gives me five years.,neutral I love this plan!,joy I wanna marry this plan!,joy You spent a hundred dollars. That’s the limit. You’re screwed!,non-neutral "Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So technically,",non-neutral Oh-oh! So that’s the way it’s gonna be huh? Yeah I can break the rules too y’know!,non-neutral Oh yeah? What are you gonna do?,non-neutral I don’t know.,neutral Why am I not surprised?,disgust Y’know what Ross? I’m not gonna let you get away with this!,anger I don’t think you have much choice.,neutral Well we’ll see!,anger Bye-bye!,neutral Yeah bye-bye! Hey! So just a light layer?,neutral Yes. Yes. Just here and there .,neutral Dad?,neutral I’m here!,neutral Hey!,surprise "Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.",non-neutral "Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house.",sadness "Well, it’s time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.",neutral Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.,neutral I’m sorry we can’t store your childhood things anymore.,sadness "Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All of the memories",joy "Well, I don’t know what’s in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven",neutral I used to,neutral "Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater.",neutral "Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a",neutral "Ok, got the vent open.",neutral "Hi, I'm Ben. I'm hospital worker Ben. It's Ben... to the rescue!",joy "Ben, you ready?",neutral "All right, gimme your foot.",neutral "Ok, on three, Ben.",neutral "One, two, three.",neutral "Ok, That's it, Ben.",neutral What do you see?,neutral "Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent. Wait. Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.",neutral "Phoebs, It's open! It's open!",surprise Wait! You forgot your legs!,surprise "You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what I see here about implementing a new filing system.",joy Thank you.,joy Filing system?,neutral Oh-oh!,surprise You mean those-those little colored labels you put on all the folders?,neutral It certainly did brighten up the inside of the filing cabinets.,joy "Well, they uh, they-they do more than that.",neutral I notice that you’ve been trusted with a lot of rather important responsibilities.,neutral "Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me.",joy Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel for me. It’s amazing how she gets it right almost,joy "I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that.",neutral "Oh yes, well there’s the coffee too. Rachel can carry two things at once!",non-neutral "Yes, that’s very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is cultivating personal relationships, especially with designers.",neutral "Yes, I realize that",neutral "And Rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. The only problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean.",neutral I love working with designers!,joy "With them, under them, what’s the difference? Eh, Rach?",neutral "Chandler, you have an assistant right?",neutral Did she call? You-you told her I was sick right? Always tell her I am sick!,fear "Chandler, listen to me sweetie, I know you can do this. Okay? You have a beautiful smile.",neutral I do?,surprise "Yeah! All right, maybe you don’t have to smile. Let’s try something else. Let’s try umm, try looking sexy.",neutral Okay.,neutral Or not.,neutral Where's Chandler?,neutral Here I am.,neutral Wash your hands!!!,disgust How did you…know?,surprise Hey! What's she doing back here?,surprise "Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream!",neutral "Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...",neutral What happened in Atlantic City?!,surprise "Well, Chandler and I are in a bar",neutral "Did you not hear me say, ""Du-ude?!""",non-neutral "And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay?",neutral "So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing.",neutral "Now, I know what you’re thinking, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and you’re right, Chandler’s not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with…girls.",non-neutral You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.,surprise "In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.",non-neutral "Oh Mon, I laughed so hard",joy "Ho-ho, so hard we had to throw out your underwear again?",non-neutral "Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.",neutral "So umm, you’re gonna stay with me as long as I need you?",neutral Of course I am!,non-neutral "Oh mom, I swear I’m not an idiot.",neutral "I’ve read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didn’t think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes.",neutral And-and then guess what?,neutral The baby’s coming and I don’t know what to do.,non-neutral "Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?",non-neutral "No. Sweetie, you’re gonna be fine.",neutral Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?,non-neutral I’m going to the bathroom.,neutral Okay.,neutral Now don’t worry! Everything’s gonna be okay.,neutral It,neutral Hey!,joy Hey! Why are you all red and sweaty?,non-neutral I just Bamboozled Chandler! Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.,neutral Not if you were here.,neutral "Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.",neutral Oh my God! This is it! I really hope it’s you!,joy I hope it’s you.,neutral Me too!,joy "First of all um, I love you both so much and you’re both so important to me",non-neutral "Okay, bla-bla-bla-bla!! Who is it?!",non-neutral "Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade off being maid of honor for each other.",neutral "Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine",neutral Yes!!! Oh!!,joy Hypothetically!,non-neutral Still.,neutral If Phoebe were my maid of honor,neutral Uh-hmm.,neutral "Rachel would be Phoebe’s, I would be Rachel’s, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.",neutral Yeah that’s actually a pretty good idea.,neutral "Yeah, I’ll do that. So who gets to be yours?",neutral "Well that’s the best part. Umm,",neutral Wh-why is that the best part?,surprise Because then I don’t have to!,joy Well of,neutral I’m really not deciding!,non-neutral Fine!,non-neutral Yeah that’s right.,neutral "Aww, and good luck to you too! What a nice lady!",joy "If you wanna give Joey a Christmas present that disrupts the entire building, why not get him something a little bit more subtle, like a wrecking ball, or a phial of small pox to release in the hallway?",neutral It's not just the drum noise.,neutral "Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, ""Oh my eye!",non-neutral "Oh god, my eye!""",non-neutral "I mean, it is so annoying.",non-neutral "Yes, thank you. You see, this is how normal people are supposed to react to drums.",neutral "Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?",surprise Maybe on some level.,neutral Joey? Could you get that? What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?,surprise "No, I’m picking you up for our date. These are for you.",neutral "Ohh, Lilies. Joey, they’re my favorite. Thank you.",joy "And, a brownie!",joy "Well, half a brownie.",neutral "Actually, it’s just bag.",neutral It’s been a long walk from the flower shop and I was startin’ to feel faint so,neutral Oh man!,joy This is so great!,joy I actually feel like I’m going on a real date!,joy "Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I’m wearing underwear that goes up to about……there.",neutral "Hey come on now, this is a real date.",non-neutral "Uh, so…nice place you got here.",neutral "Foosball, huh?",surprise Pizza box.,neutral "Oh, a subscription to",surprise "Yeah, actually that’s my roommate’s.",neutral I would like to meet him. He sounds like a stand up guy.,neutral "Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself.",neutral "Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking?",non-neutral Hm-mmm.,neutral "Oh yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands of him, huh?",neutral "Yeah, but I’m pretty sure he’s gay.",neutral "No-no-no-no, he’s not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!",non-neutral Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?,anger "Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.",neutral "Ha. Ha, ha.",joy What?,neutral "Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.",neutral Please! I am not as bad as Ross.,disgust "Oh, I beg to differ. The",neutral That was,neutral Oooooh. : Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!,joy "Well, not playing raquetball!",surprise He forgot to leave his grip size!,surprise He didn't get the goggles!,surprise "Well,sounds like you two have issues.",neutral "Goodbye, baby.",neutral "Ciao, bela.",neutral Do they wait for me to do this?,neutral So are you gonna tell him?,neutral Why would I tell him?,neutral "How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.",neutral Oh...,non-neutral What are you guys doing here?,non-neutral Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!,surprise ...What did I ask?,neutral God. I feel violated.,disgust "Did anybody else feel they just wanted to peel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?",disgust "Ross, ten o'clock.",neutral Is it? Feels like two.,non-neutral "No,",neutral What?,neutral "There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!",joy Oh. Hel-lo!,joy "She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!",joy "Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.",joy "Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'",fear "Oh, c'mon. She's a person, you can do it!",joy "Oh please, could she",neutral He could never get a woman like that in a million years.,neutral "Thank you, buddy.",joy "Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.",neutral You could do that!,joy Y'think?,surprise "OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.",neutral OK.,neutral "This is great! Helen, could you come in here for a moment?",joy "Thank you Helen, that'll be all.",neutral "Last time I do that, I promise.",neutral "I am so, so, so, so sorry!",sadness Uh-huh.,disgust "And I will cook anything you want in here , and do anything in there!",non-neutral "Yeah you will! And, are you kiddin’ me?!",non-neutral "Come on Monica, it’s our Valentine’s Day. Please? Please-please, please?",non-neutral Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral "So, are we going in there?",neutral I am!!,joy Wow!,surprise It actually is in the handbook.,neutral I can’t date you or have a hot plate in my office.,non-neutral I can’t believe we have to stop seeing each other.,non-neutral For what it’s worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.,non-neutral "I know, I know I really like you too. But we-we can’t date. It’s against the rules. It’s forbidden.",neutral Wow!,surprise What?,surprise "Just hearing you describe it as forbidden, it’s really hot.",joy Really?,surprise Yeah.,neutral "Well I-I-I don’t care how hot it is it’s-it’s uh, it’s wrong.",non-neutral Stop it!,non-neutral No! No! It’s wrong! It’s-it’s-it’s naughty. It’s taboo.,non-neutral Shut the book!,non-neutral Let’s also get a hot plate!,joy "Rach, you’re in a great place in your life. Come on, you’ve got a great job! Good friends",joy Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?,non-neutral "Oh I’m not, I just like to try these on.",neutral I do the same thing.,neutral I’m just kidding. I’m getting married July 25,joy I’m just kidding too. I’m getting married in December.,joy So when are you getting married?,neutral Oh May 15,neutral Oooh it’s getting close!,joy Yeah!,joy "So uh, who’s your photographer?",neutral Jeffery.,neutral We met with him. Did he show you the photos of the nude wedding he did?,non-neutral The best man? Wow!,surprise "I know! I almost called off my wedding. Oh, who’s your band?!",joy "Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.",neutral "Oh, you’re so lucky. My fiancee wants the heavy metal band Carcass.",non-neutral "Ooh, is that spelled with a ‘C’ or a ‘K’? Oh my God! It doesn’t matter; they’re both great!",joy Oh y’know what?,neutral Y’know what?,neutral Now that you know what you want you should go to Kleinman’s and get it half off.,neutral This place is so overpriced.,disgust "So, does this come in another color or",neutral "I am telling you, years from now, schoolchildren will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time.",neutral It was unbelievable!,surprise "We could totally be ourselves, we didn't have to play any games...",joy So have you called her yet?,neutral Let her know I like her?,fear "What are you, insane?",non-neutral It's the next day!,non-neutral How needy do I want to seem?,non-neutral "I'm right, right?",non-neutral "Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let her dangle.",neutral I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people.,surprise "Oh, God, just do it! Call her! Stop being so testosteroney!",non-neutral "Which, by the way, is the real San Francisco treat. I got her machine.",neutral Her answer machine?,neutral "No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.",neutral "So, uh, why didn't you say anything?",neutral "Oh, no-no-no-no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase ""Yes indeedy-o.""",disgust "Look look! It's Rachel and Barry. No, don't everybody look at once!",surprise "Okay, okay, what's going on?",neutral "Okay, they're just talking...",neutral "Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?",neutral "So, um, what do you do for a living?",neutral "Well, um, for the past few years I've been working.....which is funny because, that wasn't even my major.",neutral Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.,neutral I thought they could...I'll try to get back as soon as I can. I'm sorry.,sadness Now that is funny.,neutral "Hey, do you think...would it be too weird if I invited Carol over to join us?",neutral "'Cause she's, she's alone now, and pregnant, and, and sad.",sadness I guess.,neutral Are you sure? Great. Carol? Wanna come over and join us?,neutral "Oh, no no no. I'm fine. I'm fine.",neutral Come on.,neutral These people'll scooch down.,neutral "You guys'll scooch, won't you?",neutral Let's try scooching!,joy Come on.,neutral Come on.,neutral "Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick.",neutral "Carol, Kristin.",neutral "Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade.",neutral "And, Kristin, Kristin......does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!",non-neutral Okay.,neutral All right.,neutral When I was six years old.,neutral Hm-mmm.,neutral I wanted a big wheel.,neutral And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on.,non-neutral It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me.,sadness That was a pretty tough year.,sadness That’s-that’s great!,joy See?,neutral I already feel like I know you a little better!,joy Thank you.,joy "Okay, come on.",neutral Now we can go eat.,neutral Let’s go.,neutral It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.,sadness Oh!,surprise "Will you pick one, just pick one! Here, how about that one?",anger That's patio furniture!,surprise "So what, like people are gonna come in and think, ""Uh-oh, I'm outside again?"" Of course!",neutral What about the birds?,neutral "I don't know, birds just don't say, ""Hello, sit here, eat something.""",neutral You pick one.,neutral "All right, how about the ladybugs?",neutral "Oh, so, forget about the birds, but big red insects suggest fine dining!",non-neutral "Fine, you want to get the birds, get the birds!",non-neutral "Not like that, I won't! Kip would have liked the birds!",non-neutral Bijan for men?,neutral Bijan for men?,neutral "Bijan for... Hey, Annabelle, Uh, listen, I was wondering if maybe after work you and I could go maybe grab a cup of coffee.",neutral "Oh, actually I sorta have plans.",neutral "Ready, Annabelle?",neutral You bet. Maybe some other time?,neutral "Hey, it's not the first time I lost a girl to a cowboy spraying cologne. Bijan for men? Bijan for men?!",sadness That was amazing!,joy Phoebe and Gary are,neutral That was amazing.,joy We are the hottest! Huh?,joy "No, you're the best.",neutral "No, you're the best.",neutral "No, you're the best.",neutral I,neutral Hey guys! What 'cha been doin'?,neutral Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?,neutral How you doin'?,neutral So what are you gonna do?,neutral "What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.",sadness "Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.",non-neutral "Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don’t I have to wait a while?",non-neutral "Hey, this isn’t like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!",non-neutral Y'know that whole swimming thing is a myth.,neutral "Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Lenny.",neutral Why? What happened to him?,neutral "Nothing, he’s just really believes in that.",neutral It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.,neutral Oh! I knew it! I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.,joy "Well, okay, so what’s now—go get, go get the eggs, put ‘em in there.",neutral "Okay, it’ll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.",neutral "Embryossss? As in, ""More than one?""",surprise "Um-hmm, five actually.",neutral "Five? Okay, where am I giving birth, a hospital or a big box under the stairs?",neutral We do five because that gives you a 25% chance that at least one will attach.,neutral That’s it! 25 percent? That means that’s it’s like 75 percent chance of no baby at all!,surprise "Hey, y’know I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?",neutral "Sweety, now, she’s a woman, not a gumball machine.",neutral "Okay, well y’know what, don’t worry you guys, ‘cause I’m-I’m gonna do this as many times as it takes to get it right.",neutral "Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.",neutral "Umm, it costs $16,000 each time you do this.",neutral "So, umm, we’re kinda using all the money we have to do it just this one time.",neutral "Whoa!! That—okay, that’s a",non-neutral "No, I’m sorry.",neutral Wow! You guys really don’t know anything!,surprise I know! Why don’t you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.,non-neutral Sorry. So how’s it going with Joey?,neutral Oh just great.,neutral He beeps me now with codes.,neutral "One is, ""Bring me food.""",neutral "Two is, ""I’m with a girl, bring us food.""",neutral "Three is, ""I’m lost and I can’t find food.""",neutral "Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?",non-neutral Yeah! She’s right in there!,joy "Oh great. Hey! Go take off those pants, they look ready!",joy Hey!,neutral Hey!,neutral You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!,surprise "Oh, I took Larry there to eat but it was all violated. So we shut it down!",disgust "Pheebs, if this guy keeps closing down all of our favorite places, where are we gonna eat?!",non-neutral "I don't know, clean places?",neutral "Umm, yum!",neutral It's Danny.,neutral Don't let him in! I'm supposed to be at a regatta gala.,fear We'll be right there! Can't you just say it starts later?,non-neutral What? What kind of a regatta gala starts at night?!,surprise The fake kind!,non-neutral "Hey, hi, I need a ladle. You got a ladle?",neutral We have a ladle.,neutral "Thanks, see you at the party.",neutral "Okay, great!",joy "Hey, guys, you know what Larry would say? He would say, ""See you ladle.""",neutral You're so efficient. I love you!,joy Let's go!,joy No-no-no! We need something old!,non-neutral "Ohh, great, I have condom in my wallet I've had since I was twelve.",non-neutral That'll work!,joy I don't think so.,neutral "Okay, now we just need something borrowed!",joy Here just…take this.,neutral That's stealing!,non-neutral "No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.",neutral Ohh.,non-neutral "Okay, one thing at a time.",neutral Sorry about that. So. What have you been up to?,neutral "Oh, not much. I-I got a job.",joy "Oh, that's great.",joy Why are- why are you so tanned?,surprise "Oh, I, uh- I went to Aruba.",neutral Noooo! I'm lying. I am so drunk.,joy "Oh God, oh.",non-neutral "Great, Monica, y'know what, you could've called, I have been up here, I've been worried...",sadness Monica? Monica!,non-neutral Water rules!,joy "Yes, yes, it does. Okay, look, the restaurant called, they wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work?",neutral Nope. Going to the,neutral "Okay Monica, what are you doing? You're gonna lose your job! This is not you!",non-neutral "No, it is me!",joy "Y'know, I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows and pay the bills as soon as they come in!",anger "Y'know, when I'm with her, I am so much more than that.",non-neutral I'm- I'm Monana!,joy "Hello? Yes, she is, hold on a second, please. Monana, it's for you, the credit card people.",neutral Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.,joy What?,neutral They've arrested Monica.,non-neutral Note the painterly lines and subtle impasto on this canvas. Monet painted quickly and usually outdoors as his elusive subject was light itself.,neutral "Now, do you have any idea what you just said?",neutral "No, no, my mouth says the words, my brain is thinking monster trucks!",neutral "Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y.",neutral I just...,neutral I wrote that out phonetically for you.,neutral Phonetically?,neutral "Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.",neutral Ok.,neutral "Ok, but you know what? I gotta say, I'm really impressed that you were able to memorize all this so quickly!",surprise "Ah! I'm an actor! I can memorize anything! Last week on ""Days"" I had to say ""Frontal temporal zygomatic craniotomy"".",non-neutral Wow. What does,surprise No idea!,non-neutral "But the guy I said it to dies in the next scene so I guess it means ""you're gonna get eaten by a bear"".",non-neutral Ok! So let's move on to the Renaissance?,neutral "Ok, Caravaggio uses chiaroscuro here to highlight the anguish of the central figure. Touch it, it's really bumpy! .",neutral "Nah ah! Nah ah! No no no! No ad-libbing and dude, you can't",non-neutral Come on! you...,neutral No!,anger Oh. Oh-oh.,neutral Hey! What happened to you? Why didn’t you come up?,surprise Done!,joy You just finished?,non-neutral "Well, I wanted to be thorough.",neutral "I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us!",non-neutral "And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!",non-neutral "So umm, does it?",neutral I’m sorry.,sadness Does it?,fear "Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole ‘Does it?’ part just another glance.",neutral "What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice!",anger "Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesn’t, and if you have to even",anger "No, Rach, no. I don’t, I don’t, I don’t",neutral Are you sure?,non-neutral "Oh, sure! I’m sure.",non-neutral I know.,neutral You got married again.,neutral Yes.,neutral So that’s your second marriage in two years.,neutral "Yes, second in two years. Third overall.",neutral "Ross, I have been a divorce attorney for 23 years and never had I so much business from one client.",neutral Why don’t you tell me what happened.,neutral "Basically, Rachel and I were in Vegas and we got drunk",neutral "I’m sorry, is this the same Rachel who’s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?",surprise "Yes-yes-yes! But, I-I do",non-neutral "Oh, that’s better then.",neutral This was just a drunken mistake and I need to get it annulled.,neutral I see. Have you considered therapy?,neutral I think just the,neutral There are a couple of forms to fill out.,neutral Easy.,neutral "And we’ll need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.",neutral No problem.,neutral And we’ll need you and Rachel to testify before a judge.,neutral Ooh!,surprise There’s no way to do this without her?,surprise "‘Cause I kinda all ready told her uh, it was, it was already taken care of.",fear No!,non-neutral Okay.,neutral "So, Phoebs owes $7.50, Monica, you owe $10, and Rachel, you owe fifteen big ones.",neutral "But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.",neutral "Alright, here's my $7.50. But I think you should know that this money is cursed.",neutral What?,surprise "Oh, I cursed it. So now bad things will happen to he who spends it.",neutral "That's alright, I'll take it.",neutral Bad things happen to me anyway.,neutral This way I can break 'em up with a movie.,neutral "Well, that just leaves the big Green poker machine, who owes fifteen...",neutral Ah! Huh?,surprise You wanna do it right now?,neutral Great!,joy "Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from",neutral No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from,neutral "Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.",neutral You're welcome.,neutral is for me not to see you anymore.,sadness That's crazy!,surprise You can't do that!,non-neutral What are you going to tell her?,non-neutral Oh God.,fear "Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?",non-neutral "It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work.",sadness "And I do, I have to make",sadness Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That,non-neutral You have no idea what a nightmare this has been. This is so hard.,sadness "Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.",anger What are you doing?,surprise Storming out!,anger "Rachel, this is your apartment.",neutral "Yeah, well that's how mad I am!!",anger These little women. Wow!,surprise "Your liking it, huh?",neutral Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jo’s manuscript. I don’t see how he could ever forgive her.,joy "Umm, Jo’s a girl, it’s short for Josephine.",neutral Chandler.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral Joey.,neutral Hey-hey!,joy Hey.,neutral This is Monica.,neutral Whoa!,surprise And this is Rachel.,neutral Hi!,joy Whoa!!,surprise I’m gonna get coffee.,neutral "Hey, how do you guys get anything done?",non-neutral "We don’t, really.",neutral "Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?",neutral "Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we’re gonna connect, y'know bond, and everything.",non-neutral "Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars.",neutral "And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.",neutral "You know, we don’t really take advantage of living in the city.",non-neutral I know.,neutral "Okay, Chandler!",neutral Okay.,neutral "And your horoscope says, ""On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift.""",non-neutral "Oh, well thank you in advance.",joy "Op, but the twelfth brings a lover’s spat.",surprise "Oh, wait and on the nineteenth a secret crush announces itself.",surprise Hey guys!,neutral Hey!!,joy Oh my God! It’s Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.!!!!!!!,surprise Oh that’s right. It’s your first day! So are you psyched to fight fake crime with your robot sidekick?,joy Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV series? I’ve dreamed about this for years! Why have I not been preparing?!,joy "No! Joey, you’re going to be great!",neutral "But I got to act with a robot Pheebs, and-and I don’t know anything about technology!",fear I can’t even use Chandler’s computer except to find porn!,non-neutral And-and that’s only ‘cause it’s right there when you turn it on!,non-neutral I think our lover’s spat will start a little early this month.,non-neutral I’ll be waiting.,neutral "Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?",non-neutral Oh my God! It sure didn’t look this way when I lived here.,surprise I know!,surprise "Now look, there’s only one problem though.",non-neutral "There’s only room for one, so I guess one of you will have to stay at Joey’s.",neutral "Well, since the fire was kinda my fault I guess you should get to stay here.",sadness "Hey! Hey-hey, now this was no one’s fault Pheebs. Okay? It was an accident.",non-neutral "Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.",neutral Okay!,joy So Rach!,joy You’re the first guest at Hotel Monica!,joy "Umm, you’ll just have to tell me how you like your eggs in the morning.",neutral "And I thought I would bring them to you, y’know, in bed.",neutral "Oh, you have been through so much.",sadness I have.,sadness This is just Bactine. It won't hurt.,neutral "Sorry, that was wax.",neutral "Oh, poor little Tooty is scared to death. We should find his owner.",sadness Why don't we just put 'poor little Tooty' out in the hall?,disgust During a blackout? He'd get trampled!,non-neutral Yeah?,neutral "Ben, I want you to know that there may be some times when I may not be around, like this.",sadness "But I'll still always come back, like this.",neutral "And sometimes I may be away longer, like this.",neutral "But I'll still always come back, like this.",neutral "And sometimes, I'll want you to steal third, and I'll go like this.",non-neutral He is so amazing.,joy "Oh, I know. Look at him.",joy "Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.",neutral "Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. Look, he's opening his eyes.",non-neutral "He doesn't do much, does he?",neutral "No, this is pretty much it.",neutral You guys wanna get some coffee?,neutral Yeah.,neutral "All right, I'll see you guys later.",neutral "Oh, look, he's closing his eyes again.",neutral "Come on, they're gonna love you.",joy Here you go.,neutral Oh my God! This is a six-hour pill! That’s it! I’m out of the woods! Ohh! What a relief!,joy Good for you!,joy "Oh, it’s like a huge weight has been lifted!",joy "‘Cause look, no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, I’m just so happy!",joy "Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoria—Oh.",neutral "Well, thank you for lunch.",neutral "What? Wait a minute, I didn’t pay, I thought you paid!",non-neutral So apparently we just don’t pay for food anymore. Do you see what I see?,neutral How did it go?,neutral Had the money in the wrong hand.,neutral "All right, I’m gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?",neutral I’ll do it.,neutral Who wants it? Anybody?,neutral I said I’ll do it!,anger "Nobody wants to do it? All right, I’ll do it myself.",disgust Monica! I’m not gonna screw it up!,anger Y’know what?,neutral "You’re right, I’m sorry.",sadness Actually you were a big help tonight.,joy "Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.",neutral Well of course that is what I’m here for!,joy Okay. Sorry.,neutral Ugh! What grandmother?,surprise "Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?",neutral "Yes, at 4:00.",neutral "Okay, thank you.",neutral That’ll be all.,neutral Wait!,surprise Wait!,surprise Did you see that?,surprise That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us.,surprise "You’ve seen my huge stack of porn, right?",neutral "Hey Monica, it’s Chip.",neutral Yesss!!,non-neutral Who’s Chip?,neutral Shhh!,neutral "Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 555-9323. Give me a call. Later.",neutral "Chip, is Chip Matthews.",neutral The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Why is he calling you?,surprise "‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute.",joy "Monica, you’re so lucky! He’s like the most popular guy in school!!",joy "I know!! Chip? Hi! It’s Monica. ‘Kay. ‘Kay. Okay. Okay, good-bye. Oh my God, we just had",joy I was just leaving.,neutral "Good! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep.",neutral Why? Did you write it?,neutral "Wow! Look at that, Chip Matthews called. I wonder what he wants?",surprise "Well ah, actually...",neutral Here’s your tea Phoebe.,neutral "It’s so good. Oh, thanks.",joy Good.,joy I’m so glad you liked it.,joy Oh!,surprise What?!,surprise What?! She made the tea!,surprise "Oh! No, I-I think I just had a contraction.",surprise You what?,surprise Oh my God!,surprise I like her. She sees smart.,joy "I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.",sadness "Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.",neutral I have actually,neutral ": Yeah, well your friends are in violation of it.",neutral "I’ve been a nice guy up until now, but uh, I don’t need this grief.",anger I’m gonna call the landlord and tell him that Monica is illegally subletting here grandmother’s apartment.,anger Your friends are outta here pal.,anger Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know!,anger All right! I found one that fits!,joy "Well y’know what they say, the 23",neutral Whose is it?,neutral Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.,non-neutral Oh damnit!,disgust No! Don’t say that! Don’t say that!,non-neutral Damnit!,non-neutral No don’t! Go back to repeating!,non-neutral Damnit!,non-neutral Oh crap!,non-neutral Oh crap!,non-neutral "Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here?",neutral Sure! Why?,surprise "Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate.",neutral What?!,surprise She just called and said that she was gonna be working late!,anger She keeps lying to me!,anger That's it!,anger Y'know what?,anger I'm just gonna go over there and confront them right now!,anger "So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.",joy Really?,surprise "Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?",joy Yes.,neutral Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.,joy "Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!",surprise Oh yeah! Oh my God! That is,surprise "Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!",surprise "Y'know, hey! You’re the one who ended it, remember?",anger "Yeah, because I was",neutral You still love me?,non-neutral Noo.,disgust "What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?",non-neutral "Noo! Maybe! I, I don’t know.",non-neutral What?!,surprise "I just, I feel, I-I just...",non-neutral I won! I won! I finally won!,surprise I won! That was my quarter!,anger Fine! Here! Take a hike toots!,anger "Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money.",anger Is that true miss?,neutral Sells drugs to kids.,disgust What?!,surprise She sells drugs to kids.,disgust It was my quarter!,anger Was it her quarter?,neutral How about we talk about this over dinner?,neutral "Okay lady, you're out of here.",disgust "No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!",anger I'm just taking you outside!,non-neutral "Oh, okay.",neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral "Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. We register, and",neutral No!,anger "Ross, come on!",anger No!,anger "Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.",non-neutral I don’t know if it’s true.,neutral Oh b-b-but it is!,non-neutral "Oh, okay, y’know what this is?",neutral "Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if",anger "All right. All right, I’ll do it.",sadness "Thank you. Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?",neutral Hey! What are you guys doing?,non-neutral Hey.,neutral Making holiday candy for the neighbors.,neutral Yes!,joy So I really never get to win anymore?,non-neutral How much did ever really win before?,neutral "He is so cute. So, where did you guys grow up?",neutral Brooklyn Heights.,neutral Cleveland.,neutral "How, how did that happen?",surprise Oh my god.,surprise What?,surprise I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.,neutral Thank you.,joy That was very nice Ashley.,joy No-no.,neutral "So, is it my turn now?",neutral I’m next!,non-neutral Oh!,surprise Evidently they do.,neutral What?!,surprise "Ok, I'm makin' a break for it, I'm goin' out the window.",neutral "No, no, no, don't! I've been waitin' for like, forever to go out with Lorraine. Just calm down.",non-neutral Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!,anger "Can you stop yellin'? You're makin' me nervous, and I can't go when I'm nervous.",non-neutral "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right. Come on, do it, do it, go, come on!!!",anger "Hey you guys, guess what?",neutral The British are coming?,neutral "Ohh, you and your ways. Since it’s Christmastime. I’m going to be one of those people collection donations.",joy "Yeah, I already have my bell and later on...I get my bucket.",joy Ohh.,neutral "Yeah, yeah, I’m going to be out there spreading joy to the people.",joy "I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough.",joy "So this year, I’m going to do the whole city.",joy "You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was",neutral I can't,neutral "Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn!",joy That was a half an hour?,surprise It's your timer.,neutral "Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the",neutral "All right, then massage me up right nice!",joy Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!!,joy "It's so good, isn't it?",neutral It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it!,joy Say good-bye to sore muscles!,joy Good-bye muscles!!,joy Oh whoa-whoa-whoa!,non-neutral "Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look.",non-neutral Quarter.,neutral Dime.,neutral Lint?,neutral Not interested in that.,neutral What's this?,neutral A Canadian coin?,neutral Get outta here!,surprise Whoa-whoa-whoa!,surprise No drinks near the bucket!,anger Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution!,anger And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too!,anger Hi Bob!,joy I thought I told you to get outta here!,anger "Uh, Phoebe we've been getting complaints and uh, we're gonna move you to a less high-profile spot.",neutral "Well, because we thought you knew!! It’s so obvious! God, that would be like telling Monica, ""Hey, you like things clean.""",neutral Hey Joe! You wanna shoot some hoops?,joy "Oh no, I can’t go. I’m practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.",non-neutral Oh cool!,joy That’s great.,joy "Yeah-yeah, and if I get it by day I’ll Dr. Drake Remoray, but by night I’ll be Joey Trrrribbiani!",joy You’ll be perfect for this! That’s already your name!,joy But the audition’s in a couple hours and I don’t even understand the game.,fear Well do you want some help?,neutral Oh really? That’d be great! You guys can be the contestants!,surprise Awesome!,joy "Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.",neutral All right! Let’s play Bamboozled!,joy Bamboozled?,surprise "Yeah, isn’t that a cool name?",joy Yeah!,joy No!,disgust "Oh. Okay, just breathe.",neutral "Oh honey, I think I’m having one too!",surprise Look at this! There we go!,joy "Excuse me. Hi, I’m a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?",neutral "Well, yes! Just give me five minutes, I just have to find someone to cover my shift.",non-neutral No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?!,anger How can I help you?,neutral "Hi, I was wondering if it is possible to increase security in the Paleontology section?",non-neutral "See I-I wrote a book up there and instead of reading it people are-are-are well, rolling around in front of it.",non-neutral We are aware of the problem you are referring to.,neutral "But as far as increasing security, I’m afraid the library is very understaffed.",neutral "I, I can’t help you.",non-neutral "Well, fine.",non-neutral Fine!,anger "If-if I’m the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, I’ll go up there and defend it myself!",anger And don’t you follow me!,anger "Okay. Would you rather live in the shirt pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?",neutral "Oh my God! Phoebe look, it’s Ross and that girl.",surprise No! No! Look at that! It’s a line of ants! They’re working as a team!,surprise Phoebe!,non-neutral "Right, oh yeah.",neutral "Wow, oh, it looks like Ross is breaking up with her.",surprise "Uff, I hope he lets her down easy.",non-neutral Let’s go.,neutral "Come on Phoebe, look at that!",non-neutral "They are not breaking up, look at them.",neutral "Okay that’s, you know what that is?",neutral "That is a, that is a second date, that’s what that is!",non-neutral "Look at that, she just put her hand on his thigh...",non-neutral "Oh no! That really is nothing, she is",neutral "Ohh! Phoebe, this is all your fault! Now he loves her, he’s gonna marry her, and this is all your fault.",anger You know where I work!,neutral I do?,neutral "The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time.",neutral You still work at the multiplex?,neutral "Oh, like I’d give up that job! Free popcorn and candy, anytime I want. I can get you free posters for your room.",joy "Thanks, I’m set. Do you still live with your parents?",neutral "Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.",neutral Nice car!,joy "Yeah, it’s not mine.",neutral I love your car.,joy "Yeah, it’s mine.",neutral I bet it’s fast.,neutral "Me too! Yeah. And comfortable. Do uh, do you like leather seats?",neutral Yeah!,joy It’s got ‘em!,joy "Joey, please!",non-neutral Sorry.,neutral Ahhhhhhhhhh,non-neutral Hello children!,joy Hey! Wanna play some foosball? Please?,neutral Okay.,neutral "No-no, no! We have to move the table into my room, yeah! 'Cause of all the boxes. Come on!",neutral "All right, I have one question.",neutral Bye-bye little puppet Joey hand?,neutral "No, the quiet down thing!",anger You mean this.,neutral "Um-hmm! Look, I-I-I don't know how much more of this I can take! Did you know he taped over my",non-neutral "All right look, y'know, this maybe tough but come on, this is Ross! I survived college with him!",neutral "All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.",neutral Okay.,neutral No-no-no-no!,fear YES!!,joy "Uh fellas,",neutral "Okay, so he's out of here.",neutral "Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight.",neutral I know it doesn't make much sense,neutral Much,neutral "Look Chandler, it was instinct! Okay? I just went for it!",anger "So you risked your life, for a sandwich!",non-neutral "I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is the greatest sandwich in the world!",non-neutral "So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.",non-neutral No! I would never do that! You-you're like my brother!,non-neutral Really?!,surprise "Yeah! In fact, to prove how much you mean to me, here.",neutral Thanks.,joy "No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!",non-neutral How good is that?,neutral "Oh-oi-ho, yeah!",joy See?,neutral Hm-hmm.,neutral "Oh-whoa-hey, dude, what are you doing?!",surprise I thought you were showing me how much you mean to me.,surprise Yeah. With a bite! Gee-e-e-eez!,non-neutral Check out the ring.,joy Nice! One and a half carat easy.,joy Hi.,neutral Hey-hey Pheebs!,joy What?,surprise Chandler’s gonna ask Monica to marry him!,joy "Oh I know, I helped pick out the ring.",neutral You told her before you told us?,surprise "Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? Guys? Guys?",fear Let's see.,neutral "Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.",neutral What about Glen? He could be a Glen.,neutral Nah... not-not special enough.,neutral Ooh! How about Agamemnon?,neutral Waaay too special.,neutral Hey Pheebs!,joy Hey!,joy Check it out. How much of a man am I?!,joy Wow! Nice! Manly and also kind of a slut.,joy "Y’know, I’m beginning to see what Jake was talking about.",neutral Uh-huh.,neutral The silk? Feels really good!,joy "Ah yeah, sorry about that.",non-neutral "It’s okay. Come, come on in.",neutral "Thanks for letting me stay here! I mean Monica’s place was nice, but her fiancée sure stares a lot.",joy Oh.,neutral Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!,surprise "Uh-huh. Yeah, I-I have a knack for impressions.",neutral "Well, maybe after we get reacquainted uh, you can do me.",joy Yeah—No!!,disgust "Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! Guess which job I got.",joy "I don’t know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.",neutral What?,neutral Blue blazer back. He-he wants it back.,neutral But you-you said black. Why would he want his blue blazer black?,neutral "Well, you-you know what I meant.",neutral "No, you messed it up. You’re stupid.",non-neutral So what job did you get Joe?,neutral "Oh, ah, tour guide at the museum. Yeah, Ross got it for me.",neutral "Well, how can you be a tour guide, don’t you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?",neutral I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!,non-neutral "Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a",neutral It just keeps getting worse and worse!,non-neutral Y'know?,neutral "I mean it’s bad enough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think she knows.",neutral Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like energy between us.,neutral "And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too.",neutral And now I have seen her naked.,non-neutral "I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her body was like covered in boles or something.",neutral "But there are no boles, she’s smooth!",neutral Smooth!,neutral Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?,surprise Yeah! Oh my God!,surprise "So, you and Angela, huh?",surprise Yep. Pretty much.,joy "Oh, that's what she meant!",surprise "You know, if they're gonna shorten it, they should call it the MUSE!",neutral "You know, short for museum, and avoid all the confusion!",neutral "Yeah, most of it it's a place",neutral "Ok, all right, so I'll take her to the MET.",neutral "Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue.",neutral You know what?,neutral "She loves architecture, you know what you should do?",non-neutral You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.,joy "Geez, sounds like you should be going on this date!",surprise But I'm not! . You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...,neutral "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go",surprise Ok.,neutral You got to tell me exactly what to do there.,neutral "Ok, when you walk in the museum, take the right, that's the antiquities wing.",neutral "Ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, up to the Byzantine Empire.",neutral "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right",surprise Hey!,non-neutral "Hey, so did everything go all right with the annulment?",neutral "Oh, yeah, no problems. It’s all taken care of.",neutral "Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?",neutral "Oh yeah, why not?",neutral Pheebs?,neutral "No thanks, I’ve already seen one.",neutral "Okay, umm, I’m gonna get my sweater.",neutral "Okay. You uh, you wanna hear something weird?",non-neutral Always.,neutral I didn’t get the annulment.,non-neutral What?!,surprise We’re still married! Don’t tell Rachel. See you later.,joy Hey! Are you okay?,neutral Fabulous.,joy "Listen, drama critics they’re nothing but, but people who couldn’t make it as actors. You know what you should do?",non-neutral "Exactly. So you didn’t, didn’t mention anything to Issac right?",fear "Oh, well I tell Issac everything.",neutral "You tell, of course you do. Issac. Issac. Hey, Issac. Issac, hi! Y'know we haven’t actually met...",neutral You dog!,non-neutral "Yes, I suppose I am a dog. But Issac, see I-I happen to have a girlfriend.",neutral "Oh right, that Rachel chick from the coffee place.",neutral "Yeah, that’s the one. Listen, I don’t want to hurt her.",neutral "Oh, hey, man I know, doesn’t matter how much we love ‘em, monogamy is too cruel a rule.",neutral "Yeah. Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?",neutral "Aw, no problem dude. Y'know we got to look out for each other. We’re the same, you and me.",neutral "Actually, no, we’re not.",non-neutral "Yeah, we are.",neutral "No, we’re not.",neutral "Yeah, we are.",neutral "No, we’re not!!",anger "Okay, we’re not.",neutral Right.,neutral "But, we are.",neutral Fine. I just need to know that you’re not gonna tell your sister.,neutral I can promise not to tell her again.,neutral Emily!,joy Oh my God! What are you doing here?,surprise "I just, I had to see you one more time before you took-off.",non-neutral You are so sweet.,joy "That’s, that’s, that’s a big candy bar. (She’s holding one of those huge",non-neutral Me too.,neutral "Well, that’ me. Here, have this. I’m only allowed one piece of carryon anyway.",neutral "Wait uh, listen.",neutral "I-I, I have to tell you something.",fear "Umm, I’ve been thinking, I’m just gonna come out and say it.",fear Okay?,fear "I-I-I ah, I-I think I love you.",joy Oh. Thank you.,neutral That’s no problem.,neutral Monica!,surprise She’s sleeping.,neutral "I know, just quick-quick question, quick question. Which one was",neutral Deep Impact,neutral "Sorry, I just…can’t sleep.",non-neutral Ooh!,non-neutral "Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it?",neutral Because every time I look at that cover I’m like,neutral It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.,non-neutral "Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section",non-neutral Yeah?,neutral Look at this.,neutral "Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house.",neutral "Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!",surprise !,surprise What? What happened to the window in the attic?!,surprise I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!,non-neutral I can’t believe they-they didn’t even tell us!,non-neutral I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the,surprise "Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! Yes we’re surprised! Who did you leave a message with?",non-neutral Sorry!,non-neutral "Okay, so",neutral Nothing?,neutral "Look, you and I have been given a gift.",neutral Okay?,neutral We have to do something with it.,neutral "Like-like, hand modeling!",joy Huh?,neutral Or-or magic!,joy And you,neutral I have to get back to,neutral Whoa!,surprise Whoa!,surprise Whoa!,surprise Whoa-whoa!,surprise We could have our own show!,joy Y'know we could clap our hands together people will love it!,joy Huh?,non-neutral And-and-and I wrote a song for us!,joy "(Singing, to the tune of",joy That's okay.,neutral But you haven't even heard the chorus!,non-neutral "Well, she’ll understand right? It’s not like I did it on purpose.",non-neutral "Dad, that won’t matter to her.",neutral "Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all hers is-is, is growing new stuff!",non-neutral "See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.",non-neutral "Oh my God, does she really thinks that?",surprise "Well, can you blame her?",non-neutral "Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could",joy "Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it.",non-neutral Really?,surprise "Well, not right now.",neutral "Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, we’re gonna give her some!",non-neutral "Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes.",neutral Okay?,neutral We’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers we’ll-we’ll put ‘em in there.,non-neutral Great!,joy "Y’know Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.",joy You could?,surprise Yeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.,joy Your own boat?,surprise What?! What?! He was trying to cheer me up! My pony was sick.,surprise He’s coming here for Thanksgiving!,joy Count in our heads as-as good,non-neutral I guess I'm done.,neutral Fun's over!,non-neutral "Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something!",non-neutral Uh-huh!,joy I think I'm gonna take-off.,neutral "Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohhh!",joy Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it,neutral "Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.",neutral "Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or 'self-destructive'...",neutral Do you want a date Saturday?,neutral Yes please.,neutral "Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-",neutral He's a he?,surprise Well yeah!,surprise ...Oh God.,non-neutral "I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley.",non-neutral I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...,disgust "Okay, goodbye...",disgust "Well, it's official there are no good movies.",sadness "Well, let's go to a bad one and make out.",neutral "Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.",neutral Hey!,surprise Hey.,neutral "Hey, man. What's up?",neutral Maybe you can tell me.,neutral My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.,non-neutral The first good thing she gets me in weeks.,non-neutral How could you not give me the message?,anger !,non-neutral "Well, I'll tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.",non-neutral "Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Okay, it was me!",non-neutral "See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.",neutral Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?,neutral Is that why you wanted to tie my tie?,surprise There’s this kid in my class who said he’s in love with me.,non-neutral Whoa!,surprise Whoa what?,surprise Ross has a boyfriend.,neutral I do-I do,joy Really?,surprise Yeah!,joy I don’t know.,neutral "I mean, last year Elizabeth now-now this kid.",non-neutral What-what-what-what is it?!,non-neutral Am I giving out some kind of…sexy professor vibe?,non-neutral Not right now.,neutral It-it—The point is my natural charisma has made him fail his midterm.,non-neutral "Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid!",sadness I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard!,non-neutral Y’know you—I couldn’t concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me.,neutral "I mean come on, you remember what’s it’s like to be 19 and in love.",non-neutral Oh yes! Thank you very much! Oh that’s-that’s actually how the French drink it.,joy A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man! Yes!,joy Yes! I've-I've never seen a roll like this in my life!,joy "That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?",joy "Okay, ah umm, ah, a 8. Ah, a 6?",neutral Pick a number! That is your,neutral 8. 8!,joy Thank you!,joy "If you get this one, we buy everybody here a steak dinner!",joy "Yeah, I understand.",neutral Take as much time as you want.,neutral "Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it.",neutral I’ll be here.,non-neutral Not smoking.,sadness "We’re really gonna do this, huh?",surprise Looks like it.,neutral "Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at",neutral I got it!,joy Okay.,neutral Susan! Hi!,joy Hey!,joy Thank you so much for coming.,joy "Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.",joy I’m-I’m Ross by the way.,neutral Hello Ross. I love what you’ve done with this space.,joy Thank you so much.,joy How hot is this?!,surprise "Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in toy land, Ben. 'A real American hero. I'm",neutral G.I. Joe,neutral "Look Ben, it's a toy that protects U.S. oil interests overseas!",joy "It took me 28 years to find one man that I wanna spend my life with, if I have to wait another 28 years then, I'll be 56 before I can have a baby, and that's just stupid.",sadness "That, that's what's stupid.",disgust "I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers.",neutral "And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.",neutral Down at the docks again?,non-neutral "Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?",neutral I’m not gonna tell you! You’re the bad man who broke Sarah’s leg.,anger "Hey now! That was an accident, okay.",non-neutral You’re a big scrud.,anger What’s a scrud?,neutral "Why don’t you look in the mirror, scrud.",anger I don’t have too. I can just look at you.,non-neutral "All right girls, and man. Let’s see your final tallies. Ohhhh, Debbie, 321 boxes of cookies, Very nice.",non-neutral Not nice enough.,non-neutral "Charla, 278. Sorry, dear, but still good.",neutral "So, how’d the lasagne go over?",neutral Really?!,surprise Good.,neutral So you owe me three pretty things.,neutral "Yeah, I’ve been thinking a lot about you too.",neutral I know.,neutral It’s hard this whole platonic thing.,sadness It’s a word!,surprise "Yeah, I do think it’s better this way. Yeah, we’re being smart. Yes, I’m sure.",neutral You really sure?,neutral I’ll call you back.,neutral "So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?",surprise "Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not goof around with him.",neutral "Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary… Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together.",neutral "But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary.",neutral I am,neutral I think you're better than you think you are.,neutral "Really? Okay, so",surprise Know when to stop.,neutral "Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay?",neutral "Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. Don't do the dance.",neutral Right!,joy "Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!",anger Hey!-Hey! What’s going on?,surprise She broke my arm.,anger He touched my fanny.,non-neutral "No, she touched mine first!",anger That’s my job!,anger Are you being British?!,surprise No. Not anymore.,neutral Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?,surprise "Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party.",neutral Barley? What kind of party serves barley?,non-neutral "Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as sophisticated as yours.",non-neutral Where is this party?,neutral Here in Chelsea.,neutral Who's party is it?,non-neutral A woman's,neutral What woman?!,anger Chelsea.,neutral "Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here.",neutral "Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet.",disgust "Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle.",disgust So like which of these two guys do you want to be?,non-neutral Can I be that guy?,non-neutral Great story again! The yarns that you weave! Woo-hoo-hoo!,joy "Y’know uh, actually I-I-I should get going.",non-neutral Oh no-no-no! Stay! Stay! Because you-you should you-you-you should stay!,non-neutral "Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I don’t feel that way about you.",surprise "Oh no-no-no, that’s not—No-no-no!",non-neutral Did you just flick me?,non-neutral "OK, well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was jus- [Monica flicks her back] Ow. That hurt [flicks Monica]",non-neutral "Oh!  All right.  Now, let's not do this!",anger Happy thoughts!  Happy thoughts!,non-neutral "OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.",anger Ow! Ow! Ow!,non-neutral I know!  I know!  I know!,non-neutral "Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.",neutral Fine!,anger Fine!,anger "There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.",neutral "Okay, buddy-boy. Here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.",neutral Oh my God!,surprise Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I,non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "Whew, it's hot with all of this stuff on.",neutral "I ah, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges.",neutral Hi.,neutral Hi.,neutral "Hi, listen, I’m sorry about before.",sadness I don’t need to have a game room.,neutral "I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldn’t get girls, and now I",neutral Stop it Chandler. I’m sorry too.,sadness Really?,surprise Yeah! Oh yes!,non-neutral Ohh.,neutral "Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.",joy That’s a great idea! We can,joy Totally!,joy We don’t have to come up with this now.,neutral Oh good.,joy "Yeah, and I am okay with being a pushover.",neutral That’s great. Good for you guys.,joy I am not high maintenance!,anger I am not a pushover!,anger Who said you were?,non-neutral You did!,anger "Oh, I’m flaky. I’ll say anything.",neutral "Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.",non-neutral That does not sound stupid to me.,neutral "You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me?",neutral "I'm sorry, that's all the time we have.",sadness Next on Ross... Uh-oh.,neutral What uh-oh?,non-neutral "Uh-oh, uh-oh, the laundry's done.",non-neutral "It's, uh, it's a song.",neutral The laundry song that we sing.,neutral "Uh-oh the laundry's done, uh-oh, uh-oh.",neutral "Ross, what's the matter?",non-neutral "Nothing, nothing. Lee-lo, the laundry's done.",neutral Why are you here?,surprise "Well, Sid and I are trying again and we had trouble last time because apparently we...",sadness "No no no... I mean,",neutral Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! Oh! They gave you the kiddy size .,non-neutral What!?,surprise This was fun! But I've got an invasive vaginal exam to get to!,non-neutral "I'd love to stay, but I have eh... got a hot date...",joy Please... go! Just let me know if you need a hand!,neutral I think it just fell off.,neutral "I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!",sadness And I just want a million dollars!,non-neutral Rachel?!,surprise Yeah.,neutral "Look, these clowns are trying to take us for a ride and I'm not gonna let 'em!",anger And we're not a couple of suckers!,anger "I hear ya, Mugsy!",neutral "But look, all these rooms are fine okay?",neutral "Can you just pick one so I can watch--have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.",non-neutral "Okay,",neutral Nothing! It's over! Dammit! This is regularly scheduled programming!,anger Can we turn the TV off? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this?,disgust "Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun?",non-neutral "Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!",anger "Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag out luggage to 10 different rooms?",anger "I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas!",anger Do not speak ill of the dead.,non-neutral "We're supposed to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together, it-it, what is the matter with you?",anger "I just want to watch a little television. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom.",non-neutral What did you say?,anger "I said, ""Geez, relax Monnnnn.""",fear "Y’know, maybe it’s best that we never got to do it again.",neutral "Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. Y’know, technically we still",neutral "I’m gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I’ll see you there in a bit?",neutral ‘Kay!,neutral Can I ask you something?,neutral "Uhh, no.",neutral "Felicity and I, we’re watching",neutral No.,neutral "I mean, the giant is like five years younger than me, y’know, you think I’ll ever get there?",neutral Yes.,neutral Thanks man.,neutral Okay man.,neutral But what about how much taller he is than me?,neutral "I mean, there’s no way I can make myself taller now, y’know?",neutral "And who knows what science will come up with in the future, but Chandler, what if I die an unsuccessful, regular sized man?",non-neutral "Hey, Monica, wow you’ve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.",surprise I know!,non-neutral "Had the beef-tips, huh?",neutral "Good-bye and God speed, Hope Brady.",neutral Not so fast Wesley!,non-neutral Remoray!,non-neutral "That’s right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, you’re not a real doctor! And that woman’s brain, is fine!",anger Oh! Thank God!,joy Hope! Hope!,joy Drake!,joy "You’re not dying Hope, you’re gonna live a long, healthy life. With me.",joy Oh Drake.,joy Okay!,joy Here we go!,joy Okay!,joy "Hi, Joey!",joy It’s Rachel!,joy "Umm, I am free tomorrow night.",neutral "Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.",neutral "OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...",neutral "We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew...",disgust Men are here.,neutral "Mom, would you relax.",non-neutral "That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that.",non-neutral "Mom, c'mon, stop worrying.",non-neutral "This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing",neutral Hi.,neutral "Hi, hi can I help you?",non-neutral "Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?",neutral "Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.",neutral "Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by.",neutral What?,surprise "Hey, how, how did you do that?",surprise "Alright, somebody.",neutral "OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on a pool table.",neutral Whoooaa!,surprise That's my sister.,neutral OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.,neutral Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?,surprise "Pheebs, what about you?",neutral Oh... Milwaukee.,neutral Um... Ross?,neutral "Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After All.'",neutral No way!,surprise The ride broke down.,neutral "So, Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.",non-neutral "Oh, Rachel.",neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy "Oh, is the play over?",neutral Yeah. Where were you?,neutral "Thank you for your patience, you’re the next caller.",neutral You were the next caller five hours ago. You must be going crazy.,non-neutral Nah. I kept myself busy.,neutral "Oh, okay, yeah. I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.",neutral "Well there’s yore. And uh, y’know, yesteryear.",neutral "Yeah no, I’m telling you Rachel has such a great eye for this stuff.",neutral "Ross, y’know if you ever decide you need to redecorate—And I think that you should.",neutral "You should, you should ask Rachel to help.",neutral Oh honey he doesn’t need my help.,neutral "Oh, come on! I think he’s ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.",non-neutral Really?!,surprise "Hey, y’know what?",surprise "Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, here’s-here’s 60 bucks, why don’t you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.",neutral "Y’know what? I don’t, I don’t think Phoebe really wants to come.",non-neutral No! I do want to!,joy "Oh, she does want to.",neutral She does want to.,neutral Yeah!,joy "Wow, you have really pretty feet.",surprise These old things.,non-neutral "Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, it’s been killing me today.",non-neutral "You mean the—Okay by siadic, you mean the towel covered portion.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "Sure, yeah, no I can do that, yeah, because umm, y'know, the muscles in the siadic area can get y’know, real nice and tight.",neutral "So umm, tell me Rick, how umm, how did you injure the area.",surprise "Oh, a 16-hour sit-in for Greenpeace.",neutral Oh.,neutral Ow! Did you just bite me?,surprise No!,surprise "Um, that's it.",neutral No.,neutral Hey!,surprise You!,surprise J.,neutral Crew guy.,neutral Yeah.,neutral Why have you been following me?,non-neutral "I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.",non-neutral "You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....",sadness What?,surprise "One more chance Ursula, please?",sadness Okay.,neutral "Okay, and then this is the coffee house. This is where I play my music.",neutral Good deal.,joy Here you go.,neutral Thank you.,neutral Hi!,joy "Hi! All right, let’s go shoppin’!!",joy "Um, y'know, before we go ah, there’s something I need to say.",fear "Oh, okay.",neutral "I’ve kinda of had this ah, this crush on you.",fear "But since you were with Ross, I-I didn’t do anything about it.",non-neutral "But, now that you’re not, I’d really like to ask you out sometime.",fear "So-so that’s-that’s what I’m doing, now.",fear Wow! Umm....,surprise I dropped a cup.,neutral "Hello, tiny embryos.",neutral "Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi!",joy I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months.,joy "You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there!",joy "Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on.",joy "Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh!",joy "And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.",neutral Ready?,neutral Uh-huh. Good luck.,non-neutral We're baack!,joy Hey!,joy What are you guys doing together?,surprise Joey and Janice's,neutral Really.,surprise "Yeah, yeah.",neutral "We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman.",joy You have got competition buddy.,neutral "I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so.",neutral "I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler.",neutral You still can't stand her can you?,neutral "I'm sorry man, I tired, I really did.",sadness "Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.",neutral "But, hey, look, you know the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she.",non-neutral It was bat day at Shea Stadium.,neutral You told him to play the boxer gay!!,surprise "Well, I-I might’ve said supergay.",non-neutral You totally screwed him over.,non-neutral "Joey, you’re this guy’s teacher. I mean how could you do this?",anger "Because, Monica, the guy’s so good, and I really, really want this part.",neutral "Well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay.",neutral Then we have to await the data from recent MRI scans and DNA testing which call into question information gathered from years of simple carbon dating.,neutral "Look at that woman sitting by the pool getting tan... so leathery and wrinkled, I'm so",non-neutral I'm not your brother.,neutral What about my children Drake?! Huh!? No!! No!! No! God!,anger Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow.,neutral Are you kidding me?!,anger It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?!,non-neutral I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy!,non-neutral "Hey Joey, I got some beer for you.",neutral "Uh, don't you mean ""for whom?""",neutral "Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?",neutral "Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.",neutral Is there something wrong?,neutral "All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay?",neutral You're hot.,neutral I'm lovable.,neutral Clearly there's a vibe going on between us.,neutral "But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.",neutral Joey...,neutral "Oh no it’s not, no it’s not. It’s a first date. I’m",non-neutral Oh.,neutral "Ho-oh, he’s gonna get some!",joy Of the glare from the streetlight out of his apartment.,neutral "Y’know so umm, he’s closed the drapes there so he can have a nice, pleasant conversation with your little sister.",neutral "Well, I’m off to bed!",neutral You were so funny with that waiter! You're such a nut!,joy "Y'know, breadstick fangs are always funny.",joy "No, you make them funny. You're the funny one!",joy "Uhh, look Katie, uh listen, we-we need to talk.",fear Okay?,neutral "Umm, look I like you.",non-neutral "I-I really do, I like you a lot.",non-neutral Okay?,non-neutral "But sometimes when you, when you playfully punch me like that it-it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny but very",non-neutral "Aww, like I could hurt you. Are you making fun of my size? Don't make fun of me because of my size!",surprise "Oh, Joey! Sorry!",surprise They made you head of the department!,joy "No, I get to teach one of his advanced classes! Why didn’t I get head of the department?",non-neutral "Oh! Hey Rach, listen umm",neutral Yeah.,neutral "I got a big date coming up, do you know a good restaurant?",neutral "Uh, Paul’s Café. They got great food and it’s really romantic.",neutral "Ooh, great! Thanks!",joy "Yeah! Oh, and then afterwards you can take her to the",neutral "You sure are naming a lot of ways to postpone sex, I’ll tell ya",neutral "Ooh, I miss dating.",sadness Gettin’ all dressed up and going to a fancy restaurant.,neutral "I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun!",joy I mean not that sitting at home worrying about giving birth to a sixteen pound baby is not fun.,neutral "Hey, y’know what?",neutral Huh?,neutral Why don’t I take you out?,neutral "What?! Joey, you don’t want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.",surprise Yes I do!,joy "And we’re gonna go out, we’re gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out",joy Okay! I’ll go with ya! I’ll go! I’ll go with ya.,joy I’ll be fun.,neutral All right?,neutral Hi!,joy Hey!,joy "Joey, I gotta tell ya, I've been thinking",neutral "Oh, you know, the writing was good, and the director is good, and... and my co-star's good",joy "God, you have to tell me what happens tomorrow!",joy "Ow, I'm just going over the script now! You wanna read lines with me?",non-neutral "Me? Oh, no, I am not an actress.",non-neutral "Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.",neutral "Oh screw her, that part is mine!",anger "Right... ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.",neutral "Okay. . Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.",surprise I can't believe you married him.,surprise But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a,non-neutral So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.,sadness It's over! You,non-neutral How can I?,surprise "Knowing I'll never hold you in my arms again, or touch your skin, or feel your lips, knowing I'll never make love to you?",sadness How can I accept that...,sadness I can never kiss you again when it's all I can do not to kiss you right now.,sadness Kiss me.,joy What?,surprise "Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?",joy The bigger half.,neutral I'd like to propose a toast.,joy "Little toast here, ding ding.",joy "I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.",joy "Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know?",non-neutral So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.,joy That's so sweet.,joy "And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.",joy And a crappy New Year.,joy "Here, here!",joy "Now, hold on!",anger Hold on!,anger "Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that I’m gonna be at that airport and I hope that she’ll be there too!",anger "Oh yeah, I said Rachel’s name, but it didn’t mean anything, Okay?",non-neutral She’s-she’s just a friend and that’s all!,non-neutral That’s all!,non-neutral Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I can’t imagine spending my life with anyone else.,non-neutral "Please, promise me that you’ll tell her that.",sadness "All right, I’ll tell her. Come on bugger face!",non-neutral Call me.,neutral "You spend half your life in the bathroom, why don’t you ever go out the bloody window!",anger What happened?!!,surprise "Well, I don’t know!!",surprise We fell asleep! That is all.,neutral "Yeah. Yep. Yeah. All right, well uh, I’d better go.",neutral I think that would be best.,neutral "Yeah. All right, I’ll talk to you later.",neutral Okay. But not about this!,non-neutral No! Never! Never! Bye.,non-neutral No touch! No touch!,non-neutral "Umm ma’am, do you have a minute? I kind of have some bad news. I don’t think I can move to Tulsa.",sadness What?,surprise "It’s a funny story, actually.",neutral "I kind of fell asleep in the meeting this morning so when I said I’d move to Tulsa, I didn’t really know what I was saying.",neutral You fell asleep?,surprise "But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting, ain’t that funny?",fear Irony?,surprise "Not a fan, alright .",neutral "See, here’s the thing.",neutral I went home and told my wife about Tulsa and she won’t go.,neutral "See, me, I love Tulsa!",joy Tulsa is heaven!,joy Tulsa is Italy—Please don’t make me go there!,fear "Chandler, I…",non-neutral No no no!,fear "Look, Carol, can I call you Carol?",neutral Wh-why would I when your name is Elaine?,non-neutral "Oh what a great picture of your son, strapping!",non-neutral "That’s a picture of your daughter, isn’t it, well she’s lovely.",non-neutral I like a girl with a strong jaw.,non-neutral I’ll call you from Tulsa.,neutral Hi.,neutral Hey.,neutral How are you?,neutral "I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?",neutral Because... I'm Monica Geller. It was my credit card you were using.,neutral That I was not expecting.,surprise "I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.",neutral Oh. Thanks.,neutral "No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing",joy "Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.",neutral I just can't believe you're in here.,surprise "I mean, what am I gonna do without you?",sadness Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me?,non-neutral Who's gonna take me to the,non-neutral "Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.",disgust What do you mean?,neutral Smell familiar?,neutral Oh no.,fear "Oh, I am so sorry.",sadness "No me, I am so sorry...",sadness Oh my.,surprise "Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot.",fear "Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.",fear "Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.",neutral Did you tell him about my thquirt gun idea?,neutral "My brother, the PhD would like to know if there's any way to treat this orally.",neutral "No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.",neutral Tho?,neutral Ohhh.,non-neutral "That's good, have a seat.",neutral "Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle.",neutral "You're just gonna have to be brave, ok?",neutral Can you do that for me?,neutral Ok.,neutral Ok. Oh boy. You are doin' so good. You wanna squeeze my hand?,neutral Yes!,fear Okay.,neutral "All right, Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.",neutral "Honey, really, don't squeeze it so hard!",anger "Oh, Ross!",anger Let go of my hand!,anger You’re gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!!,joy Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!,joy Well…let’s just say,neutral "Oo, where are the seats?",joy "Uh, middle balcony.",neutral You’re a mean old woman.,anger No! Wait no! Shut up—I mean don’t cry! Let me get my checkbook!,non-neutral "Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay?",non-neutral It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me.,joy "You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity!",joy That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!,joy That means nothing to me. Come on!,anger "Oh! Hey, Mr. Treeger.",non-neutral : Hey.,neutral : What are you doing?,neutral Ummm. Oh! I’m sorry. It’s a little old but,non-neutral : No! You’re clogging up the chute that I spent a half-hour unclogging!,anger I’m sorry. I didn’t—I don’t come in here a lot.,sadness ": Oh yeah, of course you don’t!",anger No.,neutral ": ‘Cause you’re a little princess! ""Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of",disgust I didn’t… I never said that.,non-neutral ": You think you could make a mess and the big man in coveralls will come in here and clean it up, huh?",anger "Well, why don’t think of someone else for a change?",anger "Okay, I’m sorry.",sadness Hello!,non-neutral What's this?,neutral Oh right its that girl's phone number.,neutral "Yeah-yeah, there it is, just a phone number a really hot girl gave me.",non-neutral "It's no big deal, I mean it is her home phone number, but... Whoa!",surprise "Whoa-whoops, I almost lost this baby!",joy "Yeah, the lovely Amanda gives me her number and I-I go and drop it.",non-neutral Thank you.,neutral I don’t know how any of these got opened?!,surprise You opened them all?,surprise "I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!",non-neutral Oh hey! You got my parent’s gift!,joy Yeah. What is that?,neutral "Well, I don’t know. I think it does something to salami.",non-neutral Hey! How’d it go?,non-neutral Yeah. What-what did Tag say?,neutral Tag is not the father! And Joey knows now?,non-neutral "I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you.",joy "Oh wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra!",surprise So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?,neutral "No, I will. I’m just not up for it tonight.",non-neutral "Hey Rach listen, no matter what this guy says I want you to know you’re not gonna be alone in this.",non-neutral I’m not?,surprise Listen I uh… It’s a scary world out there especially if you’re a single mom.,fear "Y’know, I always felt like you and I have this-this special bond.",non-neutral Y’know?,neutral "So, Rachel Green will you marry me?",joy Thank you.,neutral If I can’t have it you can’t have it!,anger "I can’t believe her, y’know it’s just—it’s so typical.",disgust "Now Monica, I know you’re upset, but don’t forget.",neutral "There is going to be a wedding, you are going to throw the bouquet, and",neutral Paris?,neutral We will take a moonlit walk on the Rue de la .,neutral Keep talking.,neutral "Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because it’s romantic, but because I can!",joy I love you!,joy Yes!,joy I win again!,joy Ha-ha!,joy That’s like 500 bucks you owe me!,joy Whoo-ho-hoo!,joy $500 that is a loooot of electricity!,joy Whoo-ho-ho!,joy I gotta buy some food.,neutral "Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.",non-neutral You serious?,surprise Oh yes!,non-neutral "Okay, get ready to owe me!",joy Okay.,neutral "Okay, here we go. Ready?",neutral No! No! No! No——one can beat me.,non-neutral "See? Now, that’s why only the little fake men are supposed to do all the kicking.",non-neutral Who is that?!,surprise "Don’t worry, I’m brave!",non-neutral I am brave!,fear I…I am brave!,fear No-no-no-no!!,fear Can you tell me who is there please?,neutral Hi!,joy Hi. Do you know what time it is?,neutral It’s candy time! My roommate says that they taste like little drops of heaven.,joy Oh please! Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.,joy 4:00 A.M.,neutral "So, can I get some candy?",neutral "I am sorry, but some of us have to",neutral "Umm, listen I am sorry, but I’ll put some out first thing in the morning.",sadness "Well okay, I’ll swing by later. Do you live in this building?",neutral Um-hmm.,neutral Mm! Seems like I would’ve remembered you!,surprise Mm! Night Gar’!,neutral Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guy’s hammered!,non-neutral "I’m sorry Joey, as long as he’s here and he’s conscious we’re still shooting.",neutral You wouldn’t happen to have a very big fork?,neutral "So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day.",neutral Well have we finished the scene?,surprise Yeah! You…you were wonderful.,joy As were you.,neutral "So I got your car, it’s right outside.",neutral Why? Are we done for the day?,surprise That’s what you told me.,neutral "Oh, thank you. You’re welcome.",non-neutral No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! Here we go.,fear Is that my ass?,non-neutral What about these? These look the same?,neutral Definitely!,joy Not as each other!,neutral "Oh, then no.",neutral Hey!,joy Hi!,non-neutral You ready?,neutral Yeah.,neutral You look amazing. I'm the luckiest man in the world.,joy "Ohh, you're about to get a little luckier.",joy Let me see the earrings.,neutral "Oh, honey, the earrings",neutral They look great! Does your boyfriend have the best taste or what?,joy My boyfriend really does have good taste!,joy Thanks for picking out the earrings man.,neutral Hm-mmm.,neutral "I know that there’s no hole there, I just really liked that picture.",neutral Oh my God! Look at this!,surprise "Okay, but there",neutral I don’t care! The wires have come loose in your head!,anger I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it did.,neutral And did you?!,non-neutral "No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there, I thought it went downstairs.",neutral But it didn’t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus.,neutral Oh my God.,surprise Hello darling.,neutral "Hello, Mrs. Chatracus.",neutral "Okay, is everybody clear? We’re gonna pick it up…and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? We’re gonna",neutral "Ross, I really don’t think",neutral Lift!! And slide!,joy "Okay, here we go.",neutral "All right everyone, lift! And slide!!",joy "All right Carl, we’re next. Now remember, what is not gonna be?",neutral Another,neutral That’s right! And what are you not gonna do?,neutral "Well, I’m not gonna talk because",neutral "I mean, I realize that his feelings may never completely go away, but",sadness "Oh…my Gawd, I-I understand.",non-neutral "I-I am so sorry, I’ll go.",sadness "Good-bye Monica , I wish you a lifetime of happiness with him.",sadness "Chandler, you call me when this goes in the pooper.",neutral Yeah?,neutral I found my identical hand twin!,joy "Ohh, you are",neutral No!,neutral But she just came up here!,surprise That was Joey!,neutral I wonder where she is. That is so weird.,neutral "Yeah, well, she's probably talking to Richard.",neutral Would you stop that!,anger Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard?,neutral She didn't feel anything for him.,neutral She loves you!,non-neutral Really?,surprise "Yes! Now, she feels terrible! She really wants to make up! You gotta find her.",non-neutral Okay.,neutral Good. I should really start wearing hats!,neutral "I mean, why should I let them meet him?",neutral "I mean, I bring a guy home, and within five minutes they're all over him.",disgust "I mean, they're like- coyotes, picking off the weak members of the herd.",non-neutral Listen.,neutral "As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing.",neutral "I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.",neutral "I know. I just wish that once, I'd bring a guy home that they actually liked.",sadness "Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..",neutral No-no-no-no. Hey!,non-neutral "Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.",neutral Hey sweetie.,neutral "Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?",neutral I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.,neutral Secret? Married people aren’t supposed to have secrets between one another. We have too much love and respect for one another.,non-neutral Awww. But still no.,neutral "No I’m serious, we should tell each other",neutral "Really? Okay, so why don’t you tell me what happened to Ross Junior year at",neutral "Oh no-no, I can’t do that.",fear "If you tell me, I’ll tell you what Phoebe said.",neutral Okay.,neutral Okay.,neutral "So, Ross and I are going to",neutral Oh my God. He threw up?,disgust "No, he visited a little town south of throw up. So what was Phoebe’s secret?",neutral "Oh, Nancy Thompson from Phoebe’s old massage place is getting fired.",neutral That’s it?! I gave up my,non-neutral That’s right! You lose sucker!! Please still marry me.,joy "Ahhh! Ooh, nice!",joy My God!,non-neutral Oh hey! How was your audition?,non-neutral "I’m sorry, do I know you?",neutral What are you doing?,neutral "Nothing, I’m just practicing blowing you off because I’m gonna be a big movie star!",non-neutral Oh! You got it?!,non-neutral "Well no, not yet. But the audition went really good.",joy What was it for?,neutral "Oh, it’s this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century.",neutral It’s really classy!,joy "Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next next Martin Scorcese.",joy The next next?,neutral "Yeah, there’s this guy from Chicago who’s supposed to be the next Martin Scorcese, all right?",neutral But then this guy’s right after him.,neutral Hello!,joy They loved me!,joy Oh my God!,joy "Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! Oh. Uh, okay uh let me call you back.",surprise What’s the matter?,neutral They want me to be totally naked in the movie!,surprise Wow!,surprise I know! My grandmother’s gonna see this!,non-neutral Grandma’s gonna have to get in line.,joy Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!,non-neutral "What? Of course I did! You uh, you sat next to Sleepy Sleeperson.",surprise Who?,neutral "Oh uh, I had trouble remembering everyone’s name, so I-I kinda came up with nicknames.",neutral Like the guy on the other side of you was Smelly von Brownshirt.,neutral "Oh yeah. So umm, did you have a nickname for me?",neutral "Umm, no. No.",neutral Yes you did! What was it?,surprise "Umm, it’s Cutie McPretty.",neutral Ohh that’s so sweet!,joy "Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-I’m having a great time!",joy "Y’know how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but it’s not.",surprise I mean it’s not at all.,non-neutral Dr. Geller!,joy Burt!,joy "Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of stuff to work on.",neutral "Okay, shoot.",neutral "Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.",neutral I didn't get it?,non-neutral "No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.",non-neutral "Okay, what else?",neutral "Um, the off-Broadway play people said 'You were pretty but dumb.'",neutral Oh.,sadness "Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'",neutral Hey.,neutral How's the maniac?,neutral "Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.",joy "Phoebe, what are you doing?",surprise "Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.",non-neutral "Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.",disgust "Look, he gave me his night vision goggles and everything.",joy You're taking the word of a guy who has night vision goggles?,surprise "What, he's not still following her. Do you think he is still following her?",surprise "Pheebs, wake up and smell the restraining order.",disgust What are you saying I should do?,neutral "I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.",neutral "Thank you, Monica.",joy "Orrr, you could follow him and see where he goes.",neutral "Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.",non-neutral Hey guys check it out! My mom sent me the paper!,joy "Ooh, let’s see it!",joy Ahhh.,surprise Ah!,surprise She’s not crazy is she?,surprise No.,neutral "So uh, how you doin’?",neutral There he is!,joy There’s our star!,joy "So, so, what’d ya think?",neutral Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.,joy I-I wasn’t in that.,sadness "Wow, I have the spirit of an old Indian women living in mine.",neutral So then you know?,non-neutral "The mailman was downstairs, so I brought up your mail.",neutral "Oh, good. Thanks.",neutral Now what is Fabutec?,neutral "Okay, all right don’t judge me to much.",fear Okay?,neutral "Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop.",neutral "But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....",joy Waxine!!,surprise Yes! Have you seen it?,surprise "Oh, it’s incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.",joy I know!!,joy God. Do think it really doesn’t hurt? ‘Cause how can they do that?,fear Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!,joy They have the best stuff in there.,neutral "Comin' through. Move, move.",anger "Oh, 'scuse me. I was kinda using that machine.",non-neutral "Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.",disgust But I saved it. I put my basket on top.,non-neutral "Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket? It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.",non-neutral What?,surprise "No suds, no save. Ok?",anger What's goin' on?,neutral "Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.",disgust Was your basket on top?,neutral "Yeah, but, there were no suds.",neutral So?,neutral "Well, you know, no suds, no save.",neutral "No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. That's my friend's machine.",anger "Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.",non-neutral "Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it.",anger 'Cause it's good money! But that doesn't change the fact that this is an evil blood sucking corporate machine!,anger "Well, I think this is a great place to work!",joy "Ok, are they listening?",non-neutral Varrrrrroom!,joy Hey!,joy Watch it lady!,anger Varrrrrrrrrrom!,joy Hey-hey good lookin’!,joy Varrrrrrrrroom.,joy "All right, I’ll leave.",sadness My bed’s so boring.,sadness Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about.,non-neutral This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at.,non-neutral I mean.,neutral if you don’t get that...,non-neutral "No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time.",non-neutral "And I’m happy for ya, but I’m tired of having a relationship with your answering machine!",anger "Okay, I don’t know what to do anymore.",sadness Well neither do I!,non-neutral Hey!,non-neutral "I’m sorry I’m late, did I miss anything?",neutral Joey stuffing 15,neutral 15? Your personal best! (Ross takes an,surprise Where were you?,neutral "Oh, on a date. Yeah, I met this girl on the train going to a museum upstate.",neutral "Oh, yeah! How did you meet her?",surprise "Oh, which museum?",neutral "No, answer his.",neutral "Okay, it was just me and her at the back of the train, and I sat near the door, so she’d have to pass by me if she wanted to switch cars.",joy She was totally at my mercy.,joy Were you so late because you were burring this woman?,non-neutral "No, I’m getting back down ‘cause she lives in Poughkeepsie.",neutral "She seems really great, but she’s like totally great, but she lives two and a half hours away.",non-neutral How can she be great if she’s from Poughkeepsie? That joke would’ve killed in Albany.,non-neutral "Done! I did it! Heh, who’s stupid now?",joy "No, there is no way! It can",non-neutral Why is your family,neutral He cannot play at our wedding!,anger I mean everyone will leave!,anger "I mean come on, that is just noise!",anger It’s not even a song!,anger "If you listen very carefully, I think its",neutral "Oh, I want to look too! . Yikes!",surprise "So do you think that these pictures—Are, are they trying to tell a story?",neutral "Oh, yeah, sure.",neutral "I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she’s crying out, ‘Where are they, where are they?’",neutral "Well, she’s not going to find them lying in the grass like that.",neutral "Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?",non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "You see, now, I would date this girl.",neutral "She’s cute, she’s outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire.",neutral "I mean, that’s got to come in handy",neutral "Okay, I’ve got a question. If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?",neutral I don’t know.,neutral Me neither.,neutral Rachel.,neutral What?!,surprise I don’t know. Me neither.,neutral "Look, I wanted to tell I’m-I’m sorry you lost.",sadness "Listen, I’ve got a secret for ya. I let him win.",neutral Is that a secret or a lie.,non-neutral "No, I let him win—Ross!",non-neutral Yeah?,surprise Would you tell her I let you win please?,non-neutral Oh. Yeah. Uh Chandler,neutral I am strong! I’ll show you!,non-neutral Chandler please!,disgust Oh what’s the matter? Are you scared?,non-neutral Let’s go big bunny!,non-neutral Okay. 1…2…3—Go! I’m gonna kill myself!,non-neutral "Hey Ross, is uh, is Staten Island really an island?",neutral "Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten",non-neutral Ohhh. I thought it was like Long Island.,surprise Also an island.,neutral "Hey, what time is it?",neutral 2:17.,neutral "Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?",surprise Are you serious?!,surprise Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.,neutral Wow! We are pretty good at this! Hey! We totally forgot about lunch!,surprise "Oh, I-I, I think that's the first time I ever missed a meal! Yeah, my pants are a little loose!",non-neutral "Hey, you guys",neutral Hey!,joy Who is it?,neutral It’s Phoebe! Phoebe!,joy Hey!,joy Oh God. So-so you’re making porn movies.,surprise No I’m not.,non-neutral You’re making one right now!,non-neutral And-,neutral "Yeah, can I help you with something?",neutral "Look, I’m talking right now! You’re—you mean her.",non-neutral "Y’know, twin stuff is always a real big seller.",neutral What?!,surprise "Yeah, I can talk them into giving you like, 30 dollars.",neutral No!!,disgust No way!,anger No!,disgust And stop using my name!,anger And shame on you!,disgust And shame on all of you!,disgust You’re disgusting!,disgust Especially you with that!,disgust Hey!,joy Hi Pheebs!,joy Are you moving out?,neutral "No, these aren't all my suitcases. This one's Paolo's.",neutral "Um, um, Rachel can we talk for a sec?",neutral "Well, sure...just a sec, though, 'cause Paolo's on his way over.",neutral "Oh! Ok, um, ok, um,",fear "Oh, Pheebs, Pheebs...",non-neutral "Ok, um, we haven't known each other for that long a time, and, um, there are three things that you should know about me.",neutral "One, my friends are the most important thing in my life, two, I never lie, and three, I make the best oatmeal raisin cookies in the world.",neutral "Ok, thanks Pheebs Oh my God, why have I never tasted these before?!",surprise "Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies",non-neutral "All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.",surprise Which proves that I never lie.,neutral I guess you don't.,neutral Paolo made a pass at me.,non-neutral "I’m so sorry. Please, stop freaking out.",fear I’m not freaking out.,neutral Why would I be freaking out?,neutral "A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday.",neutral "Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun!",non-neutral "I mean, what’s the harm in that?",neutral Right here!,non-neutral "Chandler, please don’t think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel",non-neutral Phoebe and Rachel!,non-neutral "So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!",non-neutral "It was a mistake. Please don’t take this to mean anything, because it doesn’t.",non-neutral Okay.,neutral Really?,non-neutral "Yes, if it really doesn’t mean anything, because you know that I’m just not ready",neutral I know! I know.,neutral Okay.,neutral I’m gonna go tell Joey that that you’re back. I was really worried about you.,non-neutral "Hey, did she buy it?",neutral Totally.,neutral So did Heldi show you the place?,neutral "Yeah, it’s beautiful.",neutral I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!,joy I know.,neutral No Phoebe!,anger You cannot get the phone that way; that’s not fair!,anger "Okay look, I have an idea.",neutral "Why don’t we, why don’t we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him.",neutral And then whoever does gets the phone.,neutral "Or, we can decide by whose ever name is closer to the word phone.",neutral I don’t think so.,non-neutral "Fine all right, but I’d bet you’d be singing another tune if we were fighting over a ratchet.",anger "All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.",neutral "Ohh, I lost my mom to suicide.",sadness "Okay no way, you cannot use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin.",non-neutral Did I use that already today? I’m sorry.,sadness Yes okay.,neutral Well now see this isn’t telling us anything.,non-neutral Joe.,neutral Carlos.,neutral Peter.,neutral Ooh!,surprise Peter Luger!,surprise T hat’s a steak house!,non-neutral "Okay, a meat eater. Fine, that’s one for you.",neutral "Oh, I win! He’s got",joy So you don’t know that’s,neutral His new girlfriend!,surprise I can’t believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?,surprise "I don’t know, my mother spent most of her money on her fourth wedding.",non-neutral She’s saving the rest for her divorce.,non-neutral And any extra cash my father has he saves for his yearly trips to,neutral Well what happened at dinner?,neutral My parents spent the money for our wedding!,non-neutral My God! What did you order?!,surprise "Wait, but there’s no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!",sadness "Honey, it’s gonna be okay.",neutral No! No it’s not! It’s not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!,sadness "No, y’know what?",neutral It’s gonna be okay.,neutral I mean you don’t have to have this rustic Italian feast.,neutral Y’know?,neutral "And-and you don’t need, you don’t need this custom-made, empire-waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack.",neutral "Dr. Geller, there’s a seat over here.",neutral "Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle.",neutral "I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me.",neutral I will sit with you Dr. Geller.,neutral "Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch.",neutral "Now, I look around this cafeteria, and y’know what I see, I see-I see division.",sadness "Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, ""My God why?!""",non-neutral "Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath.",neutral I’m Ross!,joy "I’m divorced, and I have a kid!",joy I’m Joey! I’m an actor! I don’t know squat about dinosaurs!,joy "I’m Ted, and I just moved here a month ago, and New York really scares me.",non-neutral "All right, there you go!",joy "Yeah, you hang in there Teddy!",non-neutral "I’m Andrew, and I didn’t pay for this pear.",neutral "Okay, good-good for you.",non-neutral "I’m Rhonda, and these aren’t real!",neutral "Wow, Rhonda.",surprise I’m Scott.,neutral "Yeah, okay, Scott!",neutral And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.,fear So thanks for the warm welcome.,neutral "It’s good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play.",joy I hope you do too.,neutral "Now, let’s go out there and get ‘em!",joy Huh?,surprise "And remember, there is no ‘I’ in team.",neutral "Yes, but there’s two in martini, soo everybody",joy You! Chuckles! What’s your name?,non-neutral "Oh it’s Bing, sir. I’m sorry , I was just ah...",non-neutral "No-no, I heard what you said, funny.",neutral I like funny.,joy "This team is about hard work, but it’s also about having fun.",joy Good to have you aboard Bing!,joy Yeah. You won't be able to take it.,neutral "So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?",neutral They're gonna call her Chandler.,neutral "That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?",neutral Works on you.,neutral "Oh, that is so sweet.",joy "No, no, ok, you hang up.",joy "Ok, ok, one, two, three.",joy Well you didn't hang up either.,joy She didn't hang up either...,joy "Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y—",joy "Ross, hi, it's Rachel.",neutral "I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your",neutral "Rach, I got a message from you.",neutral Oh my God.,surprise "Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the.",non-neutral .,neutral .,neutral You're over me?,surprise Ohhhhhhhh God.,surprise "Wha... you're uh, you're, you're over me?",surprise "Ohh, ohh.",non-neutral "When, when were you... under me?",surprise "Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.",non-neutral "OK, I need to lie down.",surprise "Hey! I'm in, they're gonna let me audition!",joy Really? That's great!,joy "I know! I know! It turns out that one of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play, so I steered clear of her",joy (noticing a kid who has picked up a copy of,neutral "Oh yeah, yeah! He's done tons of commercials. I've seen him in like Sugar Smacks,",non-neutral "Yeah well, he's not gonna get this one.",non-neutral Ben is way cuter than that kid.,non-neutral "I mean look at him, look at you,",disgust "That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?",neutral "Joey, you look nothing like Ben.",neutral I look more like him than you do!,non-neutral "Y'know, I don't really know you well enough for you to do that.",non-neutral That really was some of your best work.,joy "Hm-hmm, I told you! I can’t believe that I’ve only got two hours before I call in sick for work.",non-neutral I have to be up in seven minutes.,neutral "Well, you’re not gonna believe this, but if you have seven minutes",neutral Really?!,surprise Do you wanna?,neutral Okay! You get the vacuum cleaner and I’ll get the furniture polish!,joy Oh okay. But y’know what? Be careful. Because a guy who was helping me before had to leave because he hurt his back.,neutral Boyfriend?,surprise No.,neutral I’m Joey.,neutral Kristen.,neutral "Oh wow, what a beautiful name! What is it again?",joy Kristen.,neutral Got it! So,neutral "So uh, do you live around here?",neutral Yeah!,neutral Yeah!,joy Right down there.,neutral Hey listen; let me give you a little tip.,neutral Do not take a nap on this stoop or you can wake up with your shoes gone.,non-neutral I’ll remember that.,neutral "Okay. Yeah. Listen would you uh, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?",neutral "Oh I, I have plans tonight.",neutral Oh.,sadness But how about tomorrow?,neutral "Sounds great! Okay, alright, well where does this go?",joy "You look strong, why don’t I take that and you grab one of the boxes.",neutral "Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I’ll grab this one.",neutral Hey.,neutral "Listen, um...",neutral I'm sorry.,sadness ": Yeah, um... You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin'",neutral "That's right, I don't... But I was, I was drunk on you!",non-neutral "Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.",neutral "If it was, would you stop hanging out with her?",neutral "Um, then yes, it's 'cause of Phoebe! So, you know, it's either her or me.",non-neutral "You know... You're gonna be really, really hard to get over.",sadness "By the way, the week before your wedding you may not see a lot of me.",neutral "Oh, hello liar.",non-neutral "Look, I-I’m really sorry I let go of the bike.",sadness I could’ve been killed I hope you know!,anger "I know. I know. But, can we please try it again? Huh? I mean, you were",sadness "Well, I would love to but…the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects.",non-neutral Phoebe.,neutral What?! What the hell?!,anger "All right, y’know what?",anger "If you are not going to learn how to ride this bike then I’m sorry, I’m just gonna have to take it back.",anger What?! Why?!,surprise "Because! Because, it-it-it’s… It’d be like you having this guitar and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar",anger "All right. If you care enough to make up that load of crap, okay.",anger Great! Great! You’re making the bike very happy.,non-neutral Okay Ross! Please don’t die!,non-neutral How could you have kept all of this from me?,non-neutral "I was going to tell you, but",neutral But what?! You figured you’d get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!,anger Hey! I did not dump Rachel! Nor are we still together. Can I just… Why don’t we just let the machine get that?,anger Hey Ross. It’s Joey. There’s a hooker over here and we thought maybe you’d know something about it.,neutral "No! No! No! No! No! I-I-I-I—I need to, I need to lie down.",non-neutral Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh!,joy "Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?",non-neutral "Oh don’t worry, I’m not really a party girl.",neutral "Whoa!! Now look, don’t be just blurtin’ stuff out. I want you to really think about your answers. Okay?",non-neutral You can call off the roommate search! Hi! I’ll be living here.,joy "Oh don’t listen to him, he’s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don’t think he’s gonna get it.",non-neutral Why did you take the shower curtain down?,surprise That thing was a hazard! I’m very safety conscious.,fear Hi.,neutral "Hey man, how did the audition go?",neutral Estelle said I didn't get it.,sadness What?! Why? Joey you were so ready for it!,surprise "Yeah, I thought so too but, she said the casting people had some problems with me.",non-neutral No!,surprise "For all I know, she’s trying to find me but couldn’t because I kept moving around.",neutral "No, from now on, I’m staying in one place.",neutral Right here.,neutral "Well, it’s getting late.",neutral "Yeah, we’re gonna go.",neutral "Actually, do you guys mind staying here for a while?",neutral "Ugh, y’know, umm we gotta get up early and catch that plane for New York.",neutral "Yeah, it’s a very large plane.",neutral That’s cool.,neutral "But, we’ll stay here with you.",neutral "Thanks guys! I really appreciate this, y’know, but you don’t have to rub my butt.",joy "Hey, Mel Gibson and Clint Eastwood.",surprise They’re not a couple!,surprise "Oh-okay, I get the game now.",neutral "Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?",neutral Oh yeah!,joy "Well okay, so then you’re fine.",neutral The rule is when two actors are actually doing it off-stage all the sexual tension between them is gone.,neutral Okay?,neutral So as long as it’s hot onstage you got nothing to worry about.,neutral "It’s when the heat goes away, that’s when you’re in trouble.",neutral Really?,surprise "Look, you guys have been to every play I’ve ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?",neutral No.,neutral Noooo!!,neutral "Ursula! Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!",surprise "Oh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye.",neutral "Wait a second! So, what’s new with you?",surprise "Umm, nothing. I mean, I’m getting married next week.",neutral And your breasts! Hmm!!!,surprise Okay.,neutral "Umm look, you’re coming on a little strong.",non-neutral "But I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt, because it seems the universe really wants to be together.",neutral "So, why don’t we just start over okay?",neutral And you can just tell me about yourself.,neutral All right.,neutral Okay.,neutral "I write erotic novels, for children.",neutral What?!,surprise They’re wildly unpopular.,neutral Oh my God!,disgust "Oh also, you might be interested to know that I have a Ph.D.",neutral Wow! You do?,surprise "Yeah, a Pretty Huge",joy All right.,disgust "So, uh, how's she doing?",non-neutral The doctor says it's a matter of hours.,sadness "How-how are you, Mom?",non-neutral "Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?",non-neutral What?,surprise What's different?,surprise Nothing.,neutral "Oh, maybe that's it.",neutral "She is unbelievable, our mother is...",non-neutral "Okay, relax, relax.",neutral "We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and we still have boyfriends and your career to cover.",neutral Oh God!,surprise The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.,neutral Oh!,surprise "...Yeah, they were gross.",disgust "Oh, you know what I loved?",joy Her Sweet 'n' Los.,joy How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.,joy "Not just restaurants, from our house.",neutral Maybe.,neutral You can't!,surprise Why? Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.,surprise In the hall.,neutral "Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping.",neutral But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose.,neutral "Like, chasing their tail, or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.",neutral "Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys.",neutral That's a good one!,joy "Hey, Joe.",neutral "Dad, Ronni's here.",neutral Huh?,surprise "So now, these are all the tuxedos that we make and if there’s anything that you like, we can make you a deal.",neutral Anything at all.,neutral But these are the three that Monica pre-approved.,neutral "Well, thanks a lot for hookin’ me up Rach. I want you to know that I want you to attend our wedding as my guest.",joy I’m Monica’s maid of honor. Okay? Don’t try to blue pin me!,anger "Oh here, I think this is us. Yeah.",neutral Limited seating my ass. Let’s see who made the cut. Hi!,non-neutral I’m Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom?,neutral Used to work with her. Used to! I’m a relative and I didn’t get invited! A,non-neutral "Stop saying, ""Blood"" to strangers.",non-neutral "So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?",joy "Okay, you’re fine.",neutral "Monica, why have you brought me here of all places?!",surprise You’ll see.,neutral "I tell you, this wedding is not going to happen.",non-neutral Oh God.,non-neutral "Okay? But-but imagine a lot more lights, okay? And-and y’know fewer bricks, and-and-and flowers, and candles",neutral "And the musicians, look, they can go over here , okay? And the chairs can face this way , and… You go.",neutral "But-but, if you don’t love this, we’ll do it in any other place at any other time.",neutral "Really, it’s fine, whatever you want.",neutral It’s perfect.,joy "And, I don’t know, if it starts to rain",non-neutral Well then we’ll get wet.,non-neutral Ohh. And I don’t even have a date.,sadness Coming.,neutral I have a bone to pick with you.,anger Uh-oh.,fear Yes! Ben learned a little trick.,non-neutral Oh yeah? Did he pull the old,surprise That’s right! That’s right!,joy Oh that.,neutral Yeah that! You know I hate practical jokes! They’re mean and they’re stupid and-and I don’t want my son learning them!,anger Y’know what? It doesn’t matter! Because it is not true!,anger Okay.,neutral "And if it were true, how",neutral Ms. Monroe… Oh there you go.,neutral Mark's a genius!,surprise Why?! How?! How is he a genius?,surprise "Look, don't you see what's happening here.",non-neutral "Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant.",non-neutral Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to complain about you.,neutral What am I going to do?,fear "Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did that.",neutral "All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few surprise visits.",neutral I don't know you guys.,fear "All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.",disgust "And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'",disgust "And before you know it, she's with him.",non-neutral "And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!'",non-neutral "And he'll be all, 'Yes!'",non-neutral "And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.'",non-neutral "And pretty soon you'll be like, 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.'",disgust "And we'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'",disgust He paints quite a picture doesn't he?,non-neutral "This is what I’ve got going for the party so far, liquor wise. Get a lot of liquor.",neutral Great. Great.,neutral "Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, I’ve got you, me, and Chandler and I’m gonna invite Gunther ‘cause, well, we’ve been talking about this pretty loud.",neutral I’ll be there.,neutral All right—oh!,non-neutral "Listen, I know this is your party, but I’d really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.",neutral "Yeah. Tell ya what, let’s not invite any of the anthropologists, only the dinosaur dudes!",neutral Okay! We’ll need a six-pack of,neutral "Hey guys, what are you doing?",neutral "Hey, y’know what, if you’re gonna do that, if you’re gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler.",neutral "Oh, come on!",non-neutral "Chandler’s funny, sophisticated, and he’s very loveable, once you get to know him.",neutral "Oh well, hey, Joey’s loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, he’ll be there.",neutral "Well, Chandler will be there for you too.",neutral "I mean, well, he might be a little late, but-but, he’ll be there.",neutral "And he’ll bring you some cold soda, if want you need him for is that you’re really hot.",neutral What do ya say? What do ya say?,neutral "Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names.",neutral "But, all right, I don’t—maybe I’ll just name him The Hulk.",neutral I knew I shouldn’t have mentioned it! That’s what I wanted to name my kid!,non-neutral "What that Rachel did to her life.... We ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing very well.",non-neutral I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!,surprise "Well, at least she had the chance to leave a man at the altar...",non-neutral What's that supposed to mean?,surprise Nothing! It's an expression.,neutral No it's not.,neutral Don't listen to your mother.,neutral "You're independent, and you always have been!",neutral "Even when you were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no friends, you were just fine!",non-neutral "And you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles...",neutral PBS Telethon.,neutral Hi Joey.,neutral Hey Pheebs!,joy I,neutral "$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what",surprise "Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not",non-neutral What kind of problem?,surprise "Well to tell you the truth, they uh, they had a problem with the bag!",non-neutral Oh my God!,surprise Nooooo!,non-neutral Y'know what? It was a stupid play anyway!,non-neutral "Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.",non-neutral I don't wanna give up the bag.,non-neutral I don't have to give up the bag!,anger Do I Rach?,non-neutral "Oh, you think I should give up the bag!",anger "Honey wait, Joey, I’m sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it",neutral "Oh, hey!",surprise I just don't know if the world is ready for you and your bag.,non-neutral I can't believe I'm hearing this!,non-neutral Wait a minute!,non-neutral Wait a minute!,non-neutral "I'm not saying that you shouldn’t have a bag, I just—it's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, controversial.",neutral "Yeah umm, they're called wallets.",neutral I think you'll find this room more to your liking.,neutral "Okay, great.",joy They say he's only got half a tank left.,neutral Half a tank? We still got a lot of high-speed chasing to do!,surprise We're switching rooms again.,non-neutral What? Why?,surprise "This is a garden view room, and we paid for an ocean view room.",anger Our last ocean view room was unacceptable to you.,non-neutral "Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?",non-neutral Uh-huh.,neutral Chandler!,non-neutral Are you kidding me?! Joey. Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey! Joey!!,anger Joey. Joey. Joey. Joey! Joey!!,anger "Oh. Oh, did-did-did I wake you?",surprise Hey!,joy "Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn’t think you were coming.",surprise "Oh, I wouldn’t miss this.",joy "Well, I’m very glad you’re here.",joy "Oh, you’re such a gentleman. Come on! We’re going to my place!",joy Hey!,joy Hey-hey.,neutral So are guys doing okay?,neutral "Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.",neutral Do you have a minute?,neutral "Well yeah, sure, what’s up?",neutral I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch…by guys.,non-neutral Oh really?!,surprise Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?,non-neutral "Oh, did you not want people to know that?",non-neutral But I’m not gay. And I especially wouldn’t want you to think I was gay.,non-neutral Why’s that?,neutral I don’t think I should say.,neutral "Ohh, you can say. Come on, I don’t want you to feel like you can’t tell me things.",neutral Okay.,neutral ‘Kay.,neutral Well,neutral Yeah.,neutral I’d love to ask out your friend Phoebe.,neutral "Yeah, she’s gay.",neutral Here you go.,neutral "Great! All right, so I’ll call you later.",joy Great!,joy Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?,surprise That would be Casey. We’re going out tonight.,neutral "Goin’ out, huh? Wow! Wow! So things didn’t work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.",surprise "No, things are fine with Kathy. I’m having a late dinner with her tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.",neutral What?,surprise Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself!,non-neutral Wait! You’re going out with Kathy!,surprise Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?,surprise "Well, I’m upset—for you. I mean, having sex with an endless line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you.",disgust What is the big deal? It’s not like we’re exclusive.,non-neutral "Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs.",non-neutral "But Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that she’s-she’s smart, and funny, and gets you.",neutral You got all that from the back of her head?,surprise "All right look, I think it’s time for you to settle down. Y'know? Make a choice, pick a lane.",neutral Who’s Elaine?,neutral Can you people not see me?!,non-neutral "So, will you talk to him?",neutral I don’t know Rach.,neutral "Oh, come on! I’ll give you ten free",non-neutral One! No ten! You said ten! You can’t take that back!,anger Hey!,joy Hi!,joy "Listen, can we watch cartoons on your television?",neutral We need a porn break.,neutral "We spent the last two hours watching In & Out & In, Again.",neutral "Well, so, why don’t you just turn it off?",non-neutral Because then we would be the guys who turned off free porn.,neutral "Ooh, good, you’re hear! Okay.",joy Hey!,joy Hi!,joy "Well, what-what ‘cha got there?",non-neutral "Oh this, well I’m glad you asked.",joy "Now, don’t you hate it when you have to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife?",disgust Ahh!,non-neutral "Now, I know what you’re thinking",neutral Pregnant Woman Slays Four?,non-neutral "Phoebe, they didn’t make you pay for those knives, did they?",surprise No!,non-neutral Are you sure?,neutral No!,anger "Honey, you’re not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.",neutral "No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.",neutral What’s the second part of your plan?,neutral Yes that’s right.,neutral Why?,surprise "I tired attacking two women, did not work.",neutral What?!,surprise "No, I mean it’s okay, I mean, they’re-they’re my friends.",neutral "In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.",non-neutral "Let me get this straight man, you attacked your ex-wife?!",non-neutral "Oh, no!",surprise No-no!,surprise "No, I tired!",surprise But I couldn’t.,neutral That’s why I’m here.,non-neutral Maybe we could attack them together?,neutral That-that’s a no.,neutral "What? No! No, I’m not stopping. I’m Red Ross!",non-neutral "Dude, if you go back out there, you’re gonna be Dead Ross!",anger I don’t care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!,anger "All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.",non-neutral "No, God no! That is no place for a woman. Those guys will grab anything.",non-neutral No. That’s not what I’m saying. I just may know a few things that might help you inflict some pain.,neutral I like that.,joy "Yeah? Listen closely, Devon has got a weak ankle.",neutral Huh?,neutral One swift kick and he’ll back off.,neutral "All right, bad ankle, got it!",neutral "And that big bloke with the beard, he has got a trick hip.",neutral Yeah.,neutral "And uh, and David over there, I heard he doesn’t wear a cup.",neutral "Yeah? I can use that, trick hip, no cup, okay! Okay!",joy "And uh, Liam, Liam’s got bad knees. You hit him right and he’ll go down like a lamp.",neutral "But-but, Liam’s on my team.",non-neutral I don’t care! You just get him!,anger "I’m gonna go get him! Okay, I am going back in!",joy The Red Ross! Okay.,joy Oh! Oh by the way?,neutral Uh-hmm.,neutral James Brolin?,neutral "Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered he’s gay.",neutral Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.,neutral Really?!,surprise Hello?,neutral "Hello, is Ross there?",neutral "Uh no, he’s not. Can I take a message?",neutral "Yes, this Russell, Ross’s divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I haven’t heard from him, I assume he’s decided to give the marriage a try.",neutral Ross got married again—Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!,surprise "Oh-oh! Okay, she’s kicking!",non-neutral Oh! She’s growing inside you.,non-neutral Whoa!!,surprise Oh!,surprise Wow that was a big one.,surprise I think that’s the youngest girl ever to reject me.,non-neutral Oh hey you guys!,non-neutral "Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. What uh—How come you’re not going?",neutral I have a job interview I have to get ready for.,neutral I thought you already have a job.,neutral And people say you don’t pay attention.,neutral "No, this is a much better job.",neutral It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.,neutral Wow! How do you know how to do that?!,surprise That’s what I do now.,neutral "Hey Joey, come taste this.",neutral What is it?,neutral Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… I’m getting my revenge!,anger You cooked him?,surprise No.,neutral "He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before we go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again.",neutral "Oh, I cannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow!",joy """Restaurant reviewer admits: I was wrong about Monica.""",joy "The front page? You really do live in your own little world, don’t ya?",non-neutral "So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?",neutral "No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.",disgust We’re never gonna find anybody.,sadness Well then let me do it!,joy Joe,non-neutral No-no-no!,non-neutral "Look, I’ve been thinking about it.",neutral I’m an actor right?,neutral So I won’t get nervous talking in front of people.,neutral Joey look it’s really sweet,non-neutral No-no-no-no look no!,non-neutral "I won’t spit, and I won’t stare at Monica’s breasts!",non-neutral Y’know?,neutral Everyone knows I’m an ass man!,joy That is true.,neutral "Yeah and the most important thing is that it won’t be some like, stranger up there who barely knows you.",joy It’ll be me!,joy And I swear I’ll do a really good job.,joy "Plus, y’know I love you guys and-and it would really mean a lot to me.",joy "Y’know, we haven’t found anybody else.",neutral It might be kinda cool.,joy So I can do it?,joy Ah-ha! Too cocky!,joy I still can’t believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.,non-neutral Of course I do! And I’m gonna give it back to you as soon as they’re done with it at the key shining place.,neutral What the hell is that?,non-neutral "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Treeger, what are you doing?",surprise You said there was a gas leak in here.,neutral Well why don’t you use your key?,neutral "Because by the time I find it on this thing , the whole place might have exploded.",neutral "If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions.",neutral Come on!,anger Hurry up.,non-neutral Oh! We could have done that.,neutral "Luckily, the guy she settled for can’t hear what you’re talking about.",neutral "Oh, I’m so sorry.",sadness "Um, and maybe I’m wrong!",non-neutral "I but—y’know I’m gonna go out with him again, I’ll find out more.",neutral You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you’re still gonna date him?,surprise "Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl’s gotta eat.",neutral (walking up with this,neutral "God Ross, what is that?",non-neutral "Oh, but it’s made her so happy.",non-neutral Little girl misses her cat.,neutral Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.,non-neutral "Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her.",neutral Yeah.,neutral Thank you.,neutral I,neutral "He is right, isn’t he?",non-neutral "Y'know what, I think this might be one of the times he’s wrong.",neutral You think?,surprise "Oh-no, he’s right.",neutral Seven hundred bucks!,joy "Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit?",joy "Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.",non-neutral "Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing?",neutral "What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walk around like this?",disgust Oh.,neutral Y'know those are a delicacy in India.,neutral Me too.,neutral "Although this city is my home, so.",neutral "So that’s dumb what I said, don’t tell him I said that.",neutral "Umm, you make something up.",neutral "Nice, thank you.",joy This is me.,neutral Here.,neutral Your eyes are very pretty.,non-neutral "Thank you, very much! Oh! Thank you!",joy He would like to kiss you.,neutral "Okay, y'know what, you don’t have to do that now.",neutral No-no-no-no!!,non-neutral "Not him, you don’t!",surprise Well the moment’s over.,neutral Oh.,neutral Oy!,non-neutral "Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are nice?",non-neutral I’d really prefer a mountain bike.,neutral "Janice’s birthday is coming up, I want to get her something speacial. Come in here with me.",neutral "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa.",surprise "Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.",non-neutral "That’s a good idea, ‘Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba birthday’. I would like to get her something serious.",disgust "Oh, you want something serious.",neutral "Y'know what you should do, you should get her one of those um, barium enemas.",neutral Those are dead serious.,neutral "All right. Look, I’m gonna go in here, and you don’t buy me anything ever.",non-neutral "No, no, you can’t, you can’t, okay, you can’t, you can’t buy her pearls, you just can’t, you can’t, you can’t.",fear Why not?!,surprise "Oh God. Uh, okay, here’s the thing, this is the thing, okay, the thing is...",neutral What is the thing?,non-neutral "Okay. I went down to the ‘Mattress King’ showroom and, and I saw Janice, kissing her ex-husband.",non-neutral What?,surprise They were in his office.,non-neutral "Well she, she wouldn’t do that, she’s with, she’s with me.",sadness All right!!,non-neutral I’m telling you it’s like watching Bambi learn how to walk.,non-neutral You’re drunk! Mom and dad are gonna be maaaaadd! Maybe I’m a little drunk.,surprise Oh that’s great! Right there! Can we get some of that over here please? There we go.,joy Hey! Are those crab cakes? Did I not tell ya to come straight to me when more crab cakes were ready?,non-neutral How are you feeling?,neutral You are,neutral I really wish that you wouldn’t.,non-neutral "Now all you have to do is just get through a little bit more, okay?",neutral "Then we can put you in bed, okay?",neutral Just smile and don’t talk to,neutral Speech! Speech! Let’s hear from the birthday girl! Huh?,joy Pheebs!!,non-neutral Don’t you see? Everyone’s looking at me! The plan’s working! I didn’t even have to take off my top yet!,joy Speech! Come on Monica!,joy Come on!,joy Come on! Speech!,joy "Hey Chandler, you can’t keep your hands off her for one second!",non-neutral "Oh-ho, I think it’s nice.",joy Well you have to because maybe it’s stupid.,neutral Well it’s just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was…the first time I knew that…you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.,joy Oh crap!,non-neutral All right.,neutral The super couldn’t figure out what it did.,neutral A $200 an hour electrician couldn’t figure out what it did.,non-neutral I’ve had seven pretty serious shocks.,non-neutral I officially give up.,disgust Thank God.,joy "I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.",non-neutral See? I’m doing it. I am totally doing it. I lost it.,non-neutral Are there no conscious men in the city for you two?,non-neutral He doesn't have anyone.,neutral "Yeah, we-we feel kinda responsible.",non-neutral I can't believe you said woowoo. I don't even say woowoo.,disgust "Oh, she's coming up! She's coming up!",joy "Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing.",neutral You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.,neutral "Y'know, we don't have to watch this.",neutral "No way, forget it.",non-neutral "C'mon, she's your mom!",non-neutral Exactly.,neutral "Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books!",joy I love her books!,joy I cannot get on a plane without one!,joy "I mean, this is so cool!",joy "Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it was cool if you're eleven years old and all your friends are passing around page 79 of 'Mistress Bitch.'",disgust "C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.",joy Thank you.,neutral And a nice hot cider for Monica.,neutral "Aww, thank you. Uh Rach?",neutral Yeah?,neutral Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?,surprise Oh! That's why. I'm sorry!,surprise "Oh. Oh! Ma'am? Excuse me, ma'am?",neutral Yes?,neutral You can't put your cigarette out on a tree!,non-neutral "Yeah I can, it worked real well.",neutral No but you shouldn't! Don't ever do that again.,anger I won't! Until I have my next cigarette.,anger Hold it! N.Y.P.D! Freeze punk!,anger What?!,surprise Yeah that's right you are so busted. Book 'em.,non-neutral Who are you talking too?,surprise "Save it Red! Unless you wanna spend the night in the slammer, you apologize to the tree.",disgust I am,neutral You apologize to the tree right now or I am calling for backup. Backup! Backup!!,anger I-I'm sorry! Sorry.,fear "Okay, cancel backup! Cancel backup!",neutral Shh! Get me out of here.,fear Oh.,neutral Ross!,surprise What?,neutral "Come here, check this out!",surprise What? Is it the comet?,neutral "No! No-no. Look, there’s a bug stuck in tar right here.",surprise "Joey come—I can’t believe—I bring you here to see the Bapstein-King comet, one of nature’s most spectacular phenomenon, and all you care about are bugs stuck in tar and-and some woman!",non-neutral "Y’know, there’s",neutral Show me where?,neutral Right-right up here.,neutral Joey where’s the pipe that was holding the door open?,neutral "I don’t know! Yeah, I do.",non-neutral Joey!,anger What?! All right—Hey! Don’t look at me! You’re the one who wanted to come up and look for some stupid,anger "It’s called the Bapstein-King comet, okay? Hey! Hey! Bapstein was a very well respected astronomer!",anger Oh no! No! No!,surprise Wow! This place is incredible! Sting’s pen…that he gave to Phoebe. Come on! Secret passageway!,joy Hi!,neutral Hi!,neutral I’m Trudie.,neutral Uh-huh.,neutral You must be Ben’s mum.,neutral Why else would I be here?,neutral Do sit down.,neutral Yeah.,neutral Oh Rach that’s great. That’s great.,joy Hi.. how was the game?,neutral Well..,neutral WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!,joy Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?,surprise Alan.,neutral He was unbelievable.,joy "He was like that-that-that Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-...",joy "I mean, it-it was like, it was like he made us into a team.",joy "Yep, we sure showed those Hassidic jewellers a thing or two about softball..",joy Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..,neutral What?,surprise "..I dunno, a little too Alan?",neutral "Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.",non-neutral "Yeah, it's his, uh, innate Alan-ness that-that-that we adore.",non-neutral I personally could have a gallon of Alan.,joy "Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that’s the first A I’ve gotten since seventh grade,",joy "Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself?",non-neutral What the hell!,surprise Okay.,neutral "All right, let’s start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is?",neutral "Yeah, this was a stupid idea.",disgust My God!,surprise These pants are burning up!,surprise "Oh come on, she wants to snuggle now!",surprise What is she trying to kill me?,non-neutral It's like a volcano in here!,surprise Are you hot?,neutral "Okay, it must just be me then.",neutral "That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?",neutral You're driving me crazy with that!,anger "Okay, I'll stop.",neutral Don’t stop! Move the bowl further away! Ross could make that shot!,non-neutral "Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.",non-neutral You wanna play?,neutral "Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon.",neutral And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.,neutral "Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.",neutral "All right! But uh, listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?",joy I'm intrigued.,non-neutral "All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid.",neutral "Okay, but be careful okay, because I wanna get our security deposit back.",non-neutral "Yeah, I think we said good-bye to that when we invented hammer darts.",non-neutral Do you even remember which part of the wall is not spackle?,neutral "Uh yeah, right here.",neutral "Hey, Rach. How was it with your friends? Okay! How would you like some Tiki Death Punch?",joy What's that?,neutral "Weeeell, it's rum, and-",neutral I'm sure they'll be here soon.,neutral "Yeah, honey, they wouldn't miss this.",neutral Relax. You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.,neutral You are really frightening me.,fear "Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. Uh, that's great. Anybody seen a nipple?",fear "All right, ten centimeters, here we go.",neutral "All right, honey, time to start pushing.",neutral But they're not here yet!,fear "I'm sorry, I can't tell the baby to wait for them.",neutral "Oh, god.",fear "Here we go. Mona umm, I think it’s time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.",non-neutral "Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.",neutral "Aw, we-we are so… So umm, well I-I-I like you and I-I love umm, y’know hanging out with you.",non-neutral And I mean-I’m having a lot of fun.,joy Okay.,neutral "I mean, there’s no point in spending time with someone if-if it’s just fun.",neutral "It’s gotta be, it’s gotta be going somewhere right?",non-neutral So where-where is it going?,neutral Ah!,surprise That’s-that’s the real question.,neutral And-and the answer is…is it’s going somewhere…fun.,joy "Now I-I know what you’re thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago y’know, but you’re-you’re not getting any younger.",neutral "No I mean—No not you, not you, you—you",fear "I’m sorry, so umm, so where are we?",non-neutral Y’know what?,neutral I am going to take you out to dinner tonight.,joy I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers .,joy No?,non-neutral Really?,surprise They taste so good.,joy Drum roll.,neutral "Okay. Okay. All right. Help! Am I a Mark, or a John?",neutral "Nah, you’re not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney.",neutral "All right look, am I serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3:30 I am going down to the courthouse.",neutral You’re actually going through with this?,surprise "Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life.",non-neutral "Okay, it’s probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women… So, as of 4 o’clock tomorrow, I’m either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.",neutral You got problems because of you!,non-neutral Not your name!,non-neutral "All right, this has got to stop!",anger Chandler is a great name!,anger "In fact—yes, I’m, I’m sorry.",non-neutral "I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.",neutral Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!,surprise It was.,neutral "Look, I just saw my best friends brains smeared across the canvas, that’s not gonna be me, not me.",sadness Wow! That was good. That was... Tweezers?,surprise No.,neutral Whoa. That was really good.,surprise "Thanks, any suggestions?",neutral Hi!,non-neutral You-you…you had sex with Ursula?!,surprise "Uh, a little bit. She-she-she walked in and I thought she was you and I kissed her and",fear You didn’t notice she was wearing different clothes?!,surprise Well I was just so excited to see you.,non-neutral Oh. Ew! Ew! Ew! Ugh! Y’know what? This is too weird.,disgust No-no it’s not!,non-neutral I don’t want to lose you!,fear It’s-it’s like I was saying to Ursula when I was making love to her and I thought she was you—Yeah it is too weird.,non-neutral So I guess this is it.,non-neutral Yeah. Maybe it’s for the best. You smell just like her.,non-neutral "Yeah, so do you.",non-neutral Hey!,joy Hi.,neutral "So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross?",neutral Manhattan does not have enough stores.,sadness "Well,",neutral You can?,surprise Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross.,neutral Um-hmm.,neutral And a small piece of chocolate.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, we have to talk. I’m just getting out of a very serious relationship",sadness "I know! And I’m just getting out of a marriage, I mean talk about meant to be!",non-neutral Right! I just think that this is happening too soon.,non-neutral "Oh, too soon, too schmoon. Face it honey, I am not letting you get away this time.",non-neutral "I hear ya. But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!",non-neutral Oh no! Where to? Too Paris?,surprise "No! No! Not, Paris.",neutral "Too London? No-no, Rome? Vienna? Ooh-ooh, Barcelona?",joy "Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? Yemen. That’s right, yes, I’m being transferred to Yemen!",non-neutral When?,non-neutral I don’t know exactly.,neutral "Ugh, well I will just have to soak up every once of Chandler Bing until that moment comes.",sadness But I do know that it’s some time tomorrow.,non-neutral "Ooh, this is it! Oh, that’s him! That’s him!",joy Great! Go get him.,joy "Wait a second, or maybe you can go in first.",neutral He’s not really my type.,neutral "No not you, Dr. Drake Remoray. You can ask him questions and see what’s he like. People tell doctors everything.",neutral But you said he was this great guy!,surprise "But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.",sadness You do attract some stinkers.,sadness Chandler.,neutral "Mrs. Tedlock. You're looking lovely today. And may I say, that is a",neutral "Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.",neutral "Oh, listen.",neutral "If this is about those prank memos, I had nothing to do with them.",neutral Really.,non-neutral Nothing at all.,neutral Really.,non-neutral Nothing.,neutral "Y’know when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?",neutral Of course! Joey wouldn’t let you have one?,non-neutral "No. When it comes to sweets, he’s surprisingly strict.",non-neutral "Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him you’re moving out?",neutral "No, no, I keep trying, y’know?",non-neutral "I can get out, ""Joey, I have too…"" but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, ""…go to the bathroom.""",sadness He may think I’m sick.,neutral "Y’know, I really have to tell Rachel, but I… We just have to get it over with!",neutral "Y’know, the next time we see them we’re just gonna tell them.",neutral Okay?,neutral That’s it.,neutral "Oh, so that’s this is gonna work now? You’re just gonna order me around all the time?",non-neutral Pretty much.,neutral All right.,neutral Hey Monica!,joy Hi!,joy "Hey man, you feeling any better?",neutral "Joey, we have something to tell you.",neutral Oh my God! You’re pregnant!,surprise "Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.",neutral What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.,neutral Really?!,surprise Yeah!,neutral Oh my God!—Eh! Well,surprise "You see that guy? He’s in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he’s going straight to the porn.",disgust He’s gonna go up to the counter with,neutral Yeah.,neutral I missed this.,non-neutral Me too.,non-neutral "So, you wanna get a hamburger or something?",neutral Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!,joy "Hey, it’s your Thanksgiving too, y'know, instead of watching football, you could help.",anger We will.,neutral "Okay, Rachel, you wanna put the marshmellows in concentric circles.",neutral "No Mon,",neutral Every year.,neutral And,neutral Hey! Ross!,joy Die Hard,neutral "Yep. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature?",neutral What’d you rent?,neutral Die Hard 2,neutral "Joey, this is",neutral "Oh, well we watch it a second time and its",neutral "Joey, we",neutral And?,neutral And it’ll be cool to see it again! Yeah!,joy Die Hard,neutral "Dude, you didn’t say",neutral "Yeah, I just got uh, got plans.",neutral "Well, John McClane had plans!",non-neutral "No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.",neutral What are you talking about? Bitch.,non-neutral I know you botched that operation on purpose.,non-neutral "I can't prove it yet, but when I do, you'll be going to jail for murder.",anger I don't care if you are my brother.,disgust "Good for you! And hey, I thought your paper on punctuated equilibrium in the Devonian era was top notch!",joy Stop going through my stuff !,anger Hey!,joy Hey!,joy "I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.",non-neutral "No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.",fear "Please, what about you and Chandler?",non-neutral That's different! I was drunk and stupid!,non-neutral Well hello !,non-neutral What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?,non-neutral "I could, I could but I don't want to! I want to kiss Joey!",anger Alright . I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.,non-neutral I'm gonna do it.,non-neutral And I can't stop you.,neutral No.,neutral "Hey Rach, have you seen Charlie anywhere?",neutral I'm smarter than,neutral "Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out.",non-neutral "Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up.",joy "Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink, ‘cause I’m heading up there.",neutral "Uh, yeah, I’ll take a coffee. Thanks, man.",neutral Sure. Coffee? ‘Cause I’m going up there.,non-neutral No.,neutral "No, thank you.",neutral "You guys need anything, ‘cause I’m heading up there.",neutral I’d love an ice water.,neutral You got it.,neutral "Joey, what are you doing?",surprise Just being friendly.,non-neutral "Joey, honey, I don’t think you’re supposed to go back there.",non-neutral "Nah, it’s okay. Right, Gunther?",neutral Don’t wink at me. And put on your apron.,non-neutral "Okay, but I don’t see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.",non-neutral "Joey, do you work here?",surprise No.,neutral "Hey, waiter.",neutral Yeah?,neutral "You’ve reached Monica and Chandler’s, if you’re listening to this message, we’re probably screening. Yeah we are.",neutral "Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum.",neutral I’m calling for Monica Geller.,neutral "I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available",neutral "This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! Yes, the groom—No! Not the groom!!",surprise Thank you.,neutral Thanks.,neutral I can't believe this! This is like the worst night ever!,non-neutral Y'know Monica you had a minor setback in your relationship with Chandler. Big deal! It's only Chandler. I am,neutral "This is crazy! I mean, it's such a stupid argument. I don't even wanna see Richard again.",non-neutral So go fix it!,neutral Go find Chandler!,neutral He's probably up in your room!,non-neutral Tell him that you're sorry and that you love him.,non-neutral Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you!,joy "Sure! Yeah! Las Vegas, number one!",joy Anybody lose this?,neutral Comin' out. Place your bet. Dice are out. Double or nothin'! Pay the front line!,joy Hmm.,neutral Do you remember where the duck food is?,neutral "Yeah, it’s in the guys’ apartment under the sink. Why?",surprise Because I’m going to London.,neutral What?! What do you mean you’re going to London?,surprise "Yeah, I have to tell Ross that I love him.",neutral "Now honey, you take care, you don’t have those babies until I get back.",neutral "I—Rachel, you can’t go! Ross loves Emily!",non-neutral "Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does.",non-neutral But I have to tell him how I feel!,non-neutral He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.,neutral That’s not why you’re going!,non-neutral "You’re going because you hope he’s gonna say, ""Yeah, I love you too, Rach.",non-neutral "Forget that British chippy.""",non-neutral Ohh—Do you think he will?!,surprise No!,non-neutral Because he’s in love with the British chippy!,non-neutral "Look, Rachel, if you go, you’re just gonna mess with his head and ruin his wedding!",non-neutral "Y’know, it’s too late!",anger You missed you’re chance!,sadness "I’m sorry, I know this must be really hard, it’s over.",sadness "Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, ""I do.""",non-neutral "I do! I do! I do! I do! Ugh, like I can really chase you. I’m carrying a litter.",non-neutral So is everybody here?,neutral I got here a little early myself.,neutral Let us begin.,neutral "Now, the hydrosaurids have been unearthed in two main locations.",neutral Here.,neutral Here.,neutral Now as for the hydrosaurs,neutral "Well, so anyway Beth, what I’m saying is I should’ve considered your feelings before I went home with you that night.",neutral "I’ve ah, I’ve recently learned what’s it like to be on your side of it, and I’m sorry.",sadness "So, do you think you can forgive me?",sadness Great.,joy Thanks.,joy "Okay, bye.",neutral "Hello, Jennifer?",neutral "Oh hi, Mrs. Loreo, is Jennifer there?",surprise "Oh, she’s not home huh?",surprise "Well ah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too.",neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hi.,neutral Are you all right?,neutral Uhh… I think I just got engaged.,fear Oh my God! He did it?,surprise Well…did you know he was gonna ask me?,non-neutral Are you kidding?,surprise I’m like the one who talked him into it.,non-neutral I like to think of myself as the puppet master of the group.,non-neutral And you really think this is a good idea?,non-neutral "I just talked him into it, don’t tell me I have to do you too. The puppet master gets tired people.",neutral I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right.,non-neutral "Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks so.",surprise Really?! Even Ross?,surprise Especially Ross!,joy "Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y’know what? I’ll-I’ll come back later.",neutral "Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I’ll guess just…I’ll come back.",surprise "There he goes, your fiancée.",joy I guess so.,neutral Although he does play with himself in his sleep.,neutral I can’t say that I’m surprised.,neutral "Oh, that is so unfortunate.",sadness What?,neutral Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.,non-neutral "Okay, I’ll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I’m sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.",neutral You didn’t leave lipstick marks on the phone.,neutral "Oh, then it must’ve been you. Bye.",neutral Bye-bye! That’s why I moved out.,non-neutral "Hey, y'know while we’re on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don’t live here anymore.",neutral I think on some levels she already knows.,neutral Night Mon. Night Julio.,neutral Adios.,neutral "Look Julio, someone left their book here.",surprise "Ah actually, that is mine.",neutral "Oh yeah, what are you reading?",neutral "Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?",neutral "Have I read it? No, are you enjoying it?",neutral "I thought I would, but the translation's no good.",neutral Your a poet and don't know it.,neutral "Actually I ah, I am a poet.",neutral "Oh, then you do know it. So um what kind of things do you write about?",neutral "Things that move me. The, the shadow of a tree, a child laughing, or this lip.",neutral Mine? Right here?,neutral I can write an epic poem about this lip.,joy "How would that go? Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.",joy "Last stop, Montreal. This stop is Montreal.",neutral What?,surprise "I made a bet with myself that you have beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I win.",neutral What?,surprise We’re at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?,neutral Are we really in Montreal?!,surprise "Yes we are. So, coffee?",neutral "Coffee sounds great. Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?",non-neutral "Oh, no. But it’s just a two hour ferry ride to Nova Scotia.",neutral "Okay, here’s batch 22.",neutral "Oh, maybe these’ll taste a little like your grandmother’s.",non-neutral "This has a little bit of orange peel, but no nutmeg.",neutral Let’s give it a shot.,neutral "Okay. Man, I have",neutral "Oh, what was that for? Like a bake sale?",surprise "No, just a Friday night.",neutral Would she?,neutral Would she? You ate my candy bar!,anger "Oh God, I hate my job, I hate it, I hate my job, I hate it.",disgust "I know honey, I’m sorry.",sadness "Oh, I wanna quit, but then I think I should stick it out, then I think why would such a person stay in such a demeaning job, just because it’s remotely related to the field they’re interested in.",sadness "Gee, I don’t know Rach. Order up!! I got a Yentel soup, a James Beans, and a Howdy hold the Dowdy!",non-neutral "Oh honey, come on, I’m sorry, I didn’t....",sadness "I don’t mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.",disgust Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?,anger "I’m sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah....",fear "It’s not funny, this is actually my job.",anger "Oh believe me, I-I-I’ve been there. I had to sort mannequin heads at that Mannequins Plus.",neutral "Oh well then, so I’m just going to go back to talking to my friend here.",non-neutral And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.,non-neutral "Ah, just one other thing.",neutral Yes?!,non-neutral "I ah, I work at",neutral Do you want my pickle?,neutral Do you think they have yesterday's daily news?,neutral Why?,surprise "Just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.",neutral Oh my God.,surprise Phoebe.,neutral "Don't look now, but behind us is a guy who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into a pit of depression.",non-neutral "Where? Ooh, come to Momma.",joy "He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.",non-neutral We should do something. Whistle.,joy We are not going to whistle.,non-neutral "Come on, do it.",neutral No!,non-neutral Do it!,joy No!,non-neutral Do it do it do it!,joy Woo-woo!,joy I can't believe you did that!,surprise "Hi! Umm, I’m Monica Geller, I’m the chef at Alessandro’s.",neutral Still?,surprise "I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.",non-neutral I don’t see any reason why I would do that to myself again.,non-neutral "Either eat it, or be in it.",anger "Spoon? So, what do you think?",non-neutral "I’m torn, between my integrity and my desire to avoid a beating. But I must be honest, your soap is abysmal.",disgust Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; there’s a new class comin’ in.,non-neutral "Welcome to introduction to cooking. Now, before we start, can anyone tell me the difference between a hollandaise sauce and a bearnaise sauce?",neutral I can.,neutral "Okay, go ahead.",neutral "Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.",neutral "That’s very good, what’s your name?",neutral Monica.,neutral "Monica, you go to the head of the class.",neutral Okay.,joy "And there's a country called Argentinaaaa, it's a place I've never seeeeen.",neutral But I'm told for fifty pesos you can buy a human spleen.,neutral Humaaan spleeeeen.,neutral Olè!,joy What are you doing here!,surprise "Well, you said that you had customers lined up in the street, so I am here to entertain!",joy Great!,joy Yeah!,joy "It really has been great too, you know, some of this people must have seen me play before because they were requesting a bunch of my songs!",joy "Yeah, ""You suck"" and ""shut up and go home"".",non-neutral Listen Phoebe...,non-neutral Yeah.,neutral "You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...",neutral But what?,neutral This is kind of a classy place.,neutral "Ok, say no more.",neutral "I'm so bored! Stupid rain, we... we can't do anything.",non-neutral "Well, I've brought some books. We could read.",neutral "Hey, it hasn't come to that yet.",non-neutral Hey hey hey! Don't mind if I do!,non-neutral "I'm sorry sir, these are for the pharmaceutical convention",neutral "Hey Rach, do you feel like going to a convention?",neutral We can't. We're not pharmacists!,non-neutral "I know we're not, but Frank Medeio and... Eva Trorro... womba...",neutral Kate Miller?,neutral Kate Miller it is.,neutral And... that's the most sex I'm gonna have this weekend.,non-neutral In that case should I make sure it's on real good?,neutral Thank you.,neutral Oh my God!,surprise "We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.",sadness This year was supposed to be great!,non-neutral "But, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit!",disgust "No. No, you're not a loser.",sadness Look at me!,non-neutral "Hey, hey, look. Look Ross, Ben drew a picture of you! Huh? You're-you're a cowboy!",joy "Oh, be-because of the leather pants.",non-neutral "See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.",joy Yeah!,joy That really is something; that's really cool.,joy Howdy partner!,joy Maybe I should get another pair!,joy "Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides.",joy I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight.,joy I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy.,non-neutral I would make a good cowboy.,joy "Okay, now that everything's wrapped up here, I think I'm, I'm gonna go do my laundry.",neutral "Oh yeah, me too. Y'know if this shirt is dirty. Yep.",neutral "No you didn't. You said you would, but you never did!",non-neutral Oh yeah!,surprise Great nap.,neutral It really was.,neutral "Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are.",non-neutral "So, let’s talk about women. I’m sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.",neutral "Oh-oh-oh-oh, how I do it is, I look a woman up and down and say, ""Hey, how you doin’?""",neutral "Oh, please!",disgust "Hey, how you doin’?",neutral Hey Mikey,neutral Hey P,neutral What are you doing?,neutral Setting rat traps.,neutral To kill Bob??,surprise "No, no, to test his neck strength.",neutral "No, Mike, I don't want to kill him!",non-neutral "I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.",non-neutral "Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.",neutral "I'll find Bob, I'll get him.",neutral Bob?,fear Bob!,non-neutral Robert!,non-neutral "Oh wait, I think I hear him.",non-neutral Oh - Oh my god!,surprise Bob had babies!,surprise Bob's a mom!,surprise Better think of a new name for him.,non-neutral "I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.",neutral "I don't know, I mean I'm not sure ...",neutral "Oh my god, we killed Bob!",non-neutral "Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.",neutral Suzie?,neutral "Hmmm, soup!",joy "Joey, Ross is gonna be here any second, would you mind watching Ben for me while I use the ladies' room?",neutral "Oh yeah, no problem.",neutral Thanks.,neutral "Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection.",sadness Joey!,surprise What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!,surprise "Yeah, but he waited until the last minute!",anger "So if I said yes, he would know I had nothing better to do than wait around for an invitation to his stupid party.",anger "I said, ""No!""",anger Which puts,neutral Great. So the ball is in his court?,non-neutral Ball? There is no ball.,non-neutral "Oh, hey Rach! I thought we said seven?",surprise "Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.",neutral What?! Why?!,surprise "Umm, you-you and your sister seem to have umm, a very special bond, and",neutral Oh great! That,non-neutral "Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's",neutral "Do-do you, do you have brothers?",neutral "No, I have two sisters. But one of them has a very masculine energy.",neutral Are you close with them?,neutral "No-no, they're not very nice people.",neutral "Okay, listen, I really like you.",neutral Okay?,neutral I think this can go somewhere.,neutral "So what if I'm close to my family, are you gonna let that stand in the way of us?",neutral "Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of",neutral Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!,neutral What?,surprise "Yeah, okay, I'll see you later.",neutral It’s over.,non-neutral "Oh, was it awful?",non-neutral "Well, it was loong.",non-neutral "I didn’t even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 o’clock shadow on her head.",neutral "Anyway, she didn’t want to stay.",sadness I called a cab; she just left.,neutral I wrote you a letter.,neutral Ohh! Thank you! I like mail.,joy It’s just some things I’ve been thinking about.,neutral "Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.",neutral "Okay. Wow, it’s-it’s 5:30 in the morning. So, I’d better get cracking on this baby.",neutral "Well, I’ll be waiting for you, just come up when you’re done.",neutral "Okay, I’ll be up in, 18 pages. Front and back. Very exciting.",non-neutral The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!,non-neutral "Well, you said that we except the",neutral "All right, that I’ll retract.",neutral "But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasn’t it.",disgust You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice!,disgust You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.,disgust "Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious.",anger Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?,surprise Lebanon.,neutral "Hand me those tomatoes, I’m gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.",non-neutral How long is this gonna take? ‘Cause I got another critic to go yell at.,neutral "Okay, then what happened?",neutral Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You'll get your turn!,non-neutral "Hey Pheebs, what's going on?",neutral Nothing! This is not over!,anger No! No! No!,anger What?!,surprise "I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect and now it's all covered in-in… Actually, thanks!",non-neutral All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies?,neutral "Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it.",sadness Really?,surprise "Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now.",sadness "Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail and stuff.",neutral "That's okay, Joe.",neutral "All right, let's go Pheebs.",neutral Oh God!,surprise That was amazing.,joy I know.,neutral "Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever?",joy We may have just started a family.,joy "Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.",joy "And if not, we got to do it on a bucket.",neutral Ross! You gotta stop! Okay?! You can’t just stare through the peep hole for three hours! You’re gonna get peep eye!,non-neutral I knew it!,surprise I knew it!,non-neutral I always knew she liked him!,non-neutral "Y'know, she’d say no, but here we are!",non-neutral Right?,neutral "We just broke up, first thing she does!",non-neutral You didn’t just break up.,neutral "Hey, it’s been like three weeks!",anger You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. I mean bullets have left guns slower!,disgust That’s Bill Clinton.,neutral Who’s he huggin’?,neutral Oh my God! That’s Pete! But why is Bill huggin’ Pete?,surprise This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!,non-neutral We use it!!,joy There you go!!,joy "Oh my God, Monica’s gonna go out with a millionaire.",surprise I’m not gonna go out with him.,neutral "Oh my God, I can’t believe this is a real $20,000 check, oh this is just so exciting.",surprise Or incredibly offensive.,non-neutral "Oh yeah, sure, that too.",neutral What?,neutral "Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?",neutral Oh yeah!,non-neutral "Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily.",non-neutral "Well, there's this one thing… Okay, here goes.",neutral I made a promise that--Oh hey!,surprise What?,neutral You're nose is bleeding!,surprise Oh God.,non-neutral No!,non-neutral Oh not again!,anger This-this happened when my grandfather died.,sadness It's ugh!,disgust Sorry.,sadness "Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?",neutral Umm,neutral Sorry. Sorry.,sadness "Okay, I uh, I can't see you anymore.",sadness "Yeah, I know. It's ridiculous! I can't see you either.",non-neutral Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!,non-neutral "Hello, Chip.",neutral "Hey, Rach! How ya doin’?",non-neutral I’m great! I’m great. I’ve got a great job at,joy "So ah, Monica ready yet?",neutral "She’ll be out in a second. So, Chip, how’s umm, Amy Welch?",neutral "Amy Welch? Wow! I haven’t seen her since... So, Monica about ready?",surprise "That’s right, I love you! And-and I’m gonna play with you all the time.",joy How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?,surprise He’s talking to the baby.,neutral Ohh!,surprise Okay!,surprise "Okay, cause when-when he said, ""I can’t wait to hear your first words,"" I thought, ""There’s a trick.""",surprise "Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. I’ll see you later.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Oh my, oh my God!",surprise "Aw, it’s unbelievable!",surprise Wow!,surprise She is kicking so much!,surprise "Oh, she’s like umm…oh…who’s that kind of annoying girl soccer player?",joy Mia Hamm?,neutral Mia Hamm!,non-neutral Oh that’s amazing.,non-neutral Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!,surprise Whoa-hey-oh! Sorry!,surprise "Okay, what do you guys think?",neutral Dude!,surprise I have never known love like this.,non-neutral You really like it?,surprise Dude! How-how did you write this?,surprise I stole Monica’s and changed the name.,neutral You can’t,neutral If he goes first he can!,joy Hey!,surprise Yeah!,non-neutral "Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, y’know?",neutral "Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.",neutral Oh wow that’s a great idea! And,joy Here you go.,neutral Oh.,non-neutral "Hey-hey-hey-ho-ho, I got this one.",joy Here you go.,neutral "Y’know I gotta tell ya, sometimes I just—I don’t get Chandler.",neutral "Y’know, me and him do stuff all the time without you and you don’t get all upset.",neutral All the time?,non-neutral All the time!,non-neutral "Cassie, how you-how you doin’ on that…hot dog.",neutral I’m all done.,neutral Thank God.,joy I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.,neutral Oh right.,neutral Right.,neutral "Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you ‘til you cried?",joy We’re probably too old to do that now.,sadness "I’ll always remember that summer, because it’s when I got all of these freckles.",joy Uh-huh! Uh-huh! And-and-and I’ll always remember that summer because that’s when I realized that we are related.,joy "It took you that long to figure it out, huh?",surprise "Well I’m, I’m a little slow. Just as our children would be.",neutral Relax every muscle in your body.,neutral Listen to the plinky-plunky music.,neutral "Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place.",neutral "Okay, tell me your happy place.",neutral "Richard's living room, drinking wine.",joy "All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!",anger "I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.",non-neutral "Well, okay, fine, use my happy place.",neutral "Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.",neutral "All right, I'll try not to.",neutral "Okay, all right, so, your in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky....",neutral Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?,sadness "All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....",joy "I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.",sadness "All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place.",neutral Okay.,neutral "Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains.",joy And the-the calming sounds of the babbling brook....,neutral "Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.",disgust "OK sweetie, I'll see you later.",neutral See you later Rach.,neutral Bye-bye Julie.,neutral Hey.,neutral Hey.,neutral "Hey, c'mon, cut it out.",non-neutral Hey?,neutral What?,neutral Can I ask you somethin'?,neutral "Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.",non-neutral Ok.,neutral "Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute?",neutral What's up?,neutral F.Y.I..,neutral I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here on Sunday afternoons.,neutral Her name is Stephanie... something.,neutral She's supposed to be very good.,neutral But what about Phoebe?,surprise "Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.",disgust "Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this to her.",sadness Uh...,neutral "Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?",non-neutral "Ahh, no.",non-neutral Oh.,neutral Are you jealous?,surprise "Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all.",non-neutral I mean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?,non-neutral You are totally jealous.,non-neutral I'm not jealous.,non-neutral "All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain things y'know about strippers.",neutral "And y'know, and um, I...",neutral "Honey, I love you too.",neutral "Ugh. Wait, wait, wait.",non-neutral What?,surprise Huh.,surprise "Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.",non-neutral "Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a stripper.",neutral I can’t believe you came back.,surprise Don’t say anything.,non-neutral "I don’t wanna speak, I don’t wanna think.",neutral "I just want you to take me and kiss me and make love to me right here, right now.",joy Rachel! Rachel!,joy What?,neutral You missed the exit!,surprise "Oh, sorry.",neutral "My God, what were you thinking about?",surprise "Um, Barry.",neutral Awwww!!,non-neutral "I just—I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!",surprise Dude!,non-neutral And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And might I say your breasts are still showing.,joy God!,surprise All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!,non-neutral "Well actually, Ross doesn't.",neutral "Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.",neutral Dear Mary-Angela.,neutral Hi.,neutral How’s it going.,neutral This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.,non-neutral What the hell’s a matter with you?,disgust How do you think Joey’s going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?,non-neutral "Well, that’s the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually I’ll be in Cuba.",neutral "All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person.",neutral At least you know her name.,neutral "You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.",neutral What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?,non-neutral Where in Cuba?,non-neutral Hey.,neutral "You uh, you may have been right about Jill.",non-neutral Oh! I knew it! What happened?,surprise "Umm, she kissed me.",non-neutral What?! You kissed!,surprise All right.,neutral "Okay, here you go. I have two queens, what do you have?",neutral A two and a five.,neutral "Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!",joy Really?!,surprise "Oh yeah! Okay, let’s play again. What do you got?",neutral A four and a nine.,neutral You’re kidding right?,surprise No. Why?,neutral Well that’s a full cup!,surprise Damn! I am good at Cups!,joy What? Why? Where are you?,surprise I’m still on the set!,neutral Joey! The wedding is in less than an hour!,non-neutral "I know! I’m sorry! The guy’s drunk, they won’t let me go until we get this.",non-neutral Oh my God! I’m gonna have to find another minister.,non-neutral "No! No, I’m the minister! Alright, look-look, put ‘em both on the phone, I’ll marry them right now.",non-neutral "Ugh! Joey, I have to go.",non-neutral Hey! Don’t you hang up on me! I’ll marry you and me right now! I have the power!,anger Oh hey Joey! What's up?,non-neutral "I can't decide which route to take to Vegas. Hey, you've traveled a lot right?",neutral "Yeah, I've been around.",neutral "Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?",neutral "Ooh, if you take the northern route there's a man in Illinois with a beard of bees.",neutral "Okay, I must protest this, I've lived in Illinois all my life and know of no man with a beard of bees!",surprise "Wisconsin, on the other hand, might be a different story.",neutral Great! Problem solved!,joy "Estelle, you gotta get me some work. I-I lost my health insurance.",non-neutral "All right, first thing we gotta do, damage control.",neutral Why?,surprise "Well, I think uhh, someone out there may have been bad mouthing you all over town.",non-neutral Bastard!,anger You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh!,surprise All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!,surprise "Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.",non-neutral Oh!,surprise "Oh, I can't believe it!",surprise I mean I think it's great!,joy For him.,neutral She might be able to do better.,neutral Hey guys!,neutral Joey! Come here! Come here!,neutral What? What?,surprise Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.,neutral You mean how they're friends and nothing more?,neutral "No. Joey, she",neutral "Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?",surprise "Yes, but y'know what?",neutral It doesn't matter who knows what.,neutral "Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know!",neutral Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!,joy "It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.",neutral "Y’know, you’re friend’s getting married, it’s gotta change things.",neutral You really think it would be that different?,surprise How could it not be?,surprise "I mean pretty soon they’re gonna be having kids, and then they’re just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids.",sadness And then maybe they’re gonna have to leave the city to be near a,sadness "Well, things change.",neutral I don’t want them to move to a,sadness It’ll be okay Joe.,neutral Its still there!,surprise Mrs. Braverman must be out.,neutral She could be out of town. Maybe she’ll be gone for months.,non-neutral "By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We don’t want her to come back to bad cheesecake.",fear No that could kill her.,fear "Well, we don’t want that.",neutral "No, so we’re protecting her.",neutral But we should take it.,neutral But we should move quick.,non-neutral Why?,surprise Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.,non-neutral Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!,fear "Hey, Kicky. What're you doing?",neutral Just trying to get comfortable. I can't sleep in my underwear.,neutral "Well, you're gonna.",neutral "I've been thinking. Y'know, about how I'm always seeing girls on top of girls...",neutral "Are they end to end, or tall like pancakes?",neutral "Y'know what I mean, about how I'm always going out with all these women.",neutral "And I always figured, when the right one comes along, I'd be able to be a stand-up guy and go the distance, y'know?",non-neutral "Now I'm looking at my dad, thinking...",neutral "Hey, you're not him.",neutral You're you.,neutral "When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?",neutral No.,neutral No.,neutral You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business.,neutral "Now that wasn't easy, but you did it!",non-neutral "And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say ""No thanks, I'm married.""",neutral You really think so?,non-neutral Yeah. I really do.,neutral "Thanks, Chandler.",neutral Get off!,non-neutral Hi.,neutral "Your Fettuccini Alfredo looks a little dry, did you use all your cheese?",neutral "When you say used, do you mean eat as a pre-cooking snack?",neutral And the cream?,neutral Cheese makes me thirsty.,neutral Okay. Let’s move on.,neutral All right.,neutral Oh! Something smells good over at Monica’s station! Oh my God! This is absolutely amazing! You’ve never made this before?,surprise Oh no!,surprise I don’t know anything about cooking.,neutral "I had to ask someone what it’s called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.",neutral "Well, hats off to the chef.",joy "I-I-I’m sorry, your-your mouth was full, I didn’t hear what you said. Umm, hats off to who now?",neutral The chef!,joy That’s right.,joy "Hey, Pheebs.",neutral Hey.,neutral How's it going?,neutral Good. Oh oh! Roger's having a dinner thing and he wanted me to invite you guys.,non-neutral So what's going on?,neutral "Nothing, um, it's just, um... It's Roger.",neutral "I dunno, there's just something about...",neutral Basically we just feel that he's...,neutral We hate that guy.,disgust Yeah. Hate him.,disgust "We're sorry, Pheebs, we're sorry.",sadness Uh-huh.,neutral Okay.,neutral "Okay, don't you think, maybe, though, it's just that he's so perceptive that it freaks you out?",neutral "...No, we hate him.",disgust We're sorry.,sadness Hey!,joy Hey!,joy What are you doing?,neutral I’m sending back all this stuff that Chandler bought out of guilt.,neutral Yes that was mine.,non-neutral 'Cause I figured you'd hooked up with some girl and she'd left it there.,non-neutral Yes that would have made more sense.,non-neutral "Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man!",anger "All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time.",neutral "And whatever you say, I'll believe ya.",neutral "Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?",non-neutral !,surprise "Oh hey! There's some kids playing in the street, you wanna go down there and give them a project, ruin their day?",non-neutral "Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.",non-neutral She said what?,surprise "She said, ""If I’m not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it.""",neutral Postpone it?,non-neutral "Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding?",non-neutral "Do you my sister’s teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh?",non-neutral This isn’t right.,neutral "I realize that people are going to be disappointed. But, I’m sure they’ll come back when we can do it right.",non-neutral I can’t ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that?,non-neutral Don’t you point your pants at me!,anger We have no choice!,anger "Anywhere that’s half-decent would’ve be booked months ago, Ross don’t you understand?",non-neutral This is our wedding I’m talking about.,non-neutral The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when we’re getting married.,neutral So what are you saying? It’s now or never?,non-neutral No. I’m saying it’s now.,neutral Or?,non-neutral There’s no ‘or’ in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!,non-neutral It’s not the pants.,non-neutral It’s you that is backwards.,non-neutral "And if, and if you don’t understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldn’t get married at all!",anger "No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please—",sadness "Hi, honey.",neutral See you later.,neutral "What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!",non-neutral Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask!,anger "Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. I’m calling for Monica Geller.",neutral Oh no!,surprise "I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if she’s still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available",neutral "Oh please, he didn’t hear it! He didn’t hear it!!",non-neutral This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing!,surprise NOOOO!!!!!!!!,anger Ma! What're you doing here?,surprise I came to give you this and this.,neutral Oww! Big ring!,surprise "Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.",neutral "Do you uh, do you talk about me?",non-neutral "Yeah, yeah, all the time.",neutral Really?,surprise "But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.",neutral Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!,disgust Have you ever seen so much crap?,disgust "Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap",non-neutral Check this out. Can I have this?,neutral What?,neutral "I'm at work, ordinary day, you know, chop chop chop, sauti, sauti, sauti.",neutral "All of a sudden, Leon, the manager, calls me into his office.",neutral "It turns out they fired the head lunch chef, and guess who got the job.",non-neutral "If it's not you, this is a horrible story.",sadness "Fortunately, it is me.",joy "And, they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much.",joy "Anyway, I just ran into Ross and Chandler downstairs, and they think we should go out and celebrate.",joy "Y'know, someplace nice.",neutral "Yeah, someplace nice.",neutral Yeah!,joy How much do you think I can get for my kidney?,non-neutral "So, what do you think?",neutral I think It's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.,joy I know!,joy "So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?",neutral "Who cares, we'll eat at the sink! Come on, let's play!",joy Heads up Ross! Score! You suck!,joy What’s this?,surprise Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.,neutral Gotcha.,neutral This place is really my Grandmother’s.,neutral "I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this.",neutral "So if the landlord ever asks, I’m 87 year old woman, who’s afraid of her VCR.",neutral So are you thirsty?,neutral "Oh, you bet I am!",non-neutral "Okay, here’s your penis!",non-neutral Hey!,joy Hey!,joy Hey!,joy How was your first day?,neutral "Ohh, okay.",neutral "Oh my God, what a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house.",joy "Thank you, it’s my mom’s. So this is the kitchen.",neutral "Hey, ready for dinner?",neutral "Ooh, absolutely!",joy Great! How about you wanted to go the Italian place down on Bleaker Street right?,joy "Ooh, I love that place! So, no.",neutral How about Mama Lisettie's?,neutral Enh. Sure!,neutral I wonder how long that milk has been setting out.,disgust "Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy!",neutral That—this milk is mine.,neutral "I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know.",neutral "Okay, let's go!",joy "Hey, buddy! Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the",non-neutral But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.,neutral "Oh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!",disgust "Okay, stop!",anger "Larry, okay, can't you just be Larry and not Larry the health inspector guy?",neutral "Y'know I mean it was really exciting at first but now it's like, okay, so where are we gonna eat ever?",non-neutral "Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.",neutral Thank you.,non-neutral "Okay, go!",non-neutral Go!,neutral Go!,non-neutral "Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.",disgust "No! No! Phoebe, come on! I don’t want to switch! Please come on! I can throw wet paper towels here!",non-neutral No but at Monica’s you can eat cookies over the sink!,joy I know. I’m sorry.,sadness All right fine! This looks like so much fun.,neutral Yeah.,neutral "God, what a mess.",neutral "Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.",neutral "Well, I lost.",sadness "Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old sister, who went down to the U.S.S.",sadness "Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes.",non-neutral Hey! How’d the interview go?,joy "Oh, I blew it. I wouldn’t of even hired me.",sadness "Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you’re gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job.",sadness That’s not how that was supposed to come out.,sadness This is the worst Christmas ever.,sadness "Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.",neutral I can’t!,anger It’s too late!,anger Terry already hired that girl over there.,sadness "Look at her, she’s even got waitress experience.",sadness Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... swans.,sadness That word was swans.,neutral What do we got there?,surprise "A piece of something: boxer shorts, greeting cards, and what looks like a half-charred picture—Wow, that guy's hairier than the Chief!",surprise "You know, it's a really funny story how this happened.",joy It's all right.,neutral It's all right.,neutral You don't have to explain.,neutral This isn't the first boyfriend bonfire that we've seen get out of control.,neutral You're our third call tonight.,neutral Really?,surprise "Oh, sure, Valentine's is our busiest night of the year.",neutral "I'm so sorry, you guys. I didn't mean to bring you down.",sadness "No, you were right. I don't have a plan.",neutral Thank God. Food.,joy Phoebe?,neutral What?,neutral Do you have a plan?,neutral I don't even have a 'pl'.,non-neutral "No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.",non-neutral Wait! Did you say 'G.Stephanopoulos?',surprise "Wait, was this a-a small mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?",surprise Was he wearing a stunning blue suit?,non-neutral And-and a power tie?,non-neutral Oh God.,surprise Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!,surprise "Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?",neutral Big Bird's friend.,neutral I see pizza!,joy "Oh, I wanna see! Lemme see! Lemme see!",joy Hello? Who are we spying on?,non-neutral "Hey, y'know what a really good rainy day game is?",neutral What?!,neutral "I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.",joy "No, no!",disgust What are you crazy?!,disgust "Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, it’s like a law!",non-neutral Allll done!,neutral "Aww, thank you.",joy "Okay, who’s next?!",neutral No-o-o! No way!,disgust "Come on, please?! I’m boredddd! You let me do it once before.",neutral "Yeah well, if ah, if that’s the rule this weekend... No!",non-neutral It’s beautiful! It’s like the first bathroom floor there ever was. Whoa! Are you going in there for?,surprise "What, like a number?",neutral Hey!,non-neutral Hi! Bye!,neutral "Okay, I’m done with my choices, these are final.",neutral "Well, it’s about time.",non-neutral "Ooh, very official.",neutral "Oh, yeah, well y'know Chandler printed it up on his computer.",neutral And who laminated it?,neutral That would be me.,neutral "All right let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurely, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?",neutral "Hey, it’s my list.",non-neutral "Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.",neutral "Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the",neutral Hi! And you're going into what grade?,surprise "Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early",non-neutral "Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.",non-neutral "Oh no, I'm fully qualified to",non-neutral Shh!,anger "Doogie, shh!",anger Doesn't anybody understand that I'm gonna be having babies soon?,surprise Huh?,surprise Go!,non-neutral "Go little boy, go!",anger Oh cool! You made him cry!,joy "Hey, there’s uh, some people outside, askin’ about candy.",neutral "Well, they’re just gonna have to wait aren’t they? I’ve only got two hands!!",anger Need some help?,neutral No! You don’t know the system! There’ll be nobody messing with the system!,non-neutral Your license please.,neutral You don’t-you don’t want to hear about my dream Officer…Pretty?,neutral It’s Petty. I’ll be right back with your ticket.,neutral You have a son!,surprise I know. I know.,neutral "Uh, like, could these margaritas",neutral "Hello, Mr. Bing.",neutral Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.,joy "Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers, I'm gonna need them on my desk",neutral Sure.,neutral No problem.,neutral "You have to give 'em something, you know.",non-neutral "Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?",neutral Petrie.,neutral "Petrie, right, right. Okay, some people gonna be working",neutral ....right?,non-neutral Right?,non-neutral "I mean it’s pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back.",non-neutral "Y'know I don’t, I don’t need them, huh, I’ve got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.",non-neutral "Ah, Susan will be so pleased.",joy "717? Where’s 717? Hey, you’ve have more of these for Susan right?",surprise "No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something.",neutral "Ross, thank God.",joy "Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?",surprise I ate a bug.,disgust "Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Let’s stock up.",non-neutral "Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don’t know where we are, so we can’t get a tow truck.",fear "Oh, now you want a favour?",non-neutral "Yes, please.",neutral "Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a little too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got home safely okay?",anger "Phoebe, hang on a second. Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.",neutral "No, I’m not gonna pick them up.",non-neutral "Listen, we both know you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re not a jerk.",neutral Okay?,neutral "So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or save us both time and sulk in the car.",non-neutral "No, Rachel doesn’t want me to....",non-neutral "Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you ‘cause she fell in love with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don’t punish your friends for what Rachel did to you.",neutral "Yeah, you’re right.",neutral "God, I feel so guilty about Ross.",sadness "Oh, I know.",sadness I kinda feel like it's my fault.,sadness Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.,anger "Well, I'm keeping so many things to myself these days, something was bound to slip out!",anger "Well, I think it's very brave what you said.",non-neutral "All right, I can't sit here anymore. I have to walk places.",neutral "Pheebs, what are you doing with the coat? How about the whole animal rights thing?",non-neutral "Well, I've been reading up and for your information, minks are not very nice.",anger "Okay, I admit it!",non-neutral I love this coat!,joy "Okay, I—it's the best thing I've ever had wrapped around me, including Phil Huntley!",joy Remember Phil Huntley?,neutral He was fine!,joy So your dad dropped by. He’s a pleasant man!,joy Oh no,fear I’d better go. (She goes and sits down in the,neutral "Ross I’m so sorry. Okay. I-I will promise I will straighten this out with him tomorrow in person, or via e-mail.",sadness I don’t care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now she’s totally freaked out!,anger "Oh okay, I’ll fix that to. What’s her e-mail address?",neutral Rachel!,anger "All right, I promise. I’ll fix this. I swear. I’ll-I’ll-I’ll-I’ll talk to her.",non-neutral Okay!,anger Okay.,neutral Thank you!,non-neutral That’s it?!,non-neutral You call that a fight?,surprise Come on!,non-neutral """We were on a break!""",non-neutral """No we weren’t!""",non-neutral What happened to you two?,surprise !,surprise "Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please?",neutral I'm sorry.,neutral "But not that sorry, 'cause you don't have to live with it.",neutral "Um, we have a reservation under the name Chandler Bing.",neutral "Oh-kay, we'll have a table for you in about 45 minutes.",neutral Forty-five minutes? We have tickets to the,surprise "I'm sorry. Christmas is a very busy time, sir.",neutral Is this because of the burrito thing?,non-neutral You need to give him money.,neutral Give him money? It was a joke!,surprise "No, to get a table! Places like this are always shakin’ you down. Everybody wants to be paid off.",non-neutral "Right, calm down, O'Mally. I'll slip him some money.",neutral You've got to be smooth about it.,neutral "Hey, I can be smooth.",neutral "Listen, we're a little bit in a hurry, so, if you can get us a table a little quicker, I'd appreciate it.",neutral "Of course, sir.",neutral Okay.,neutral I’d better get back to my desk.,neutral "Okay, you hard worker! I’ll remember to put that in your evaluation.",joy My what?,surprise "Well, you’ve been here for two months now and your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation.",neutral "But y’know, there is one thing that I have yet to evaluate.",neutral Are you serious?,surprise "No, I’ve just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?",neutral I can blow dry it.,neutral I can put gel on it.,neutral "It doesn’t matter, I still wind up with this little cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head.",neutral It’s so annoying.,disgust Does it bug you?,non-neutral You bug me.,disgust Is there any chance you didn’t see that?,neutral "Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing?",neutral Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on?,neutral No.,non-neutral Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?,non-neutral "Joey, did",neutral Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours.,non-neutral "Joey, where did you learn that word?",surprise "Where do you think, Zelda?",neutral You found my book?!,non-neutral Yeah I did!,non-neutral "Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?!",anger "Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know I shouldn’t have, but you got porn!",surprise "Hey-hey, y’know what?",anger I don’t care!,anger I’m not ashamed of my book.,non-neutral There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica.,neutral "It’s just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand.",non-neutral You got porn!,non-neutral "Well, I feel like a snack!",joy Do you want some shortbread? Eh that’s Scottish like you are.,neutral Oh no thanks. I don’t like,neutral What?!,surprise "Well it’s just my entire family was run out of Scotland by…Vikings. Anyway, lots of bad memories.",sadness "Oh well, it sounds to me like your family is ready to uh, rediscover its Scottish roots.",neutral No!,non-neutral No-no they’re not.,non-neutral They’re still very angry!,anger But y’know Chandler is also half-Swedish.,neutral You know what the Swedish people are famous for?,neutral Sitting down and being quiet.,non-neutral Well yeah-yeah the Scottish history is so much more,neutral You can not play bagpipes at the wedding!!,anger How did you know about that?!,surprise Hi!,joy Hi!,joy Come in.,neutral "Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and",neutral Great!,joy "Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match.",neutral "Okay, so I made up a little test.",neutral "Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.",neutral I can do that.,neutral Okay! Here we go. Pillow.,neutral Fight.,neutral Very good! Okay. G.,joy String?,neutral "Excellent! Okay umm, doggy.",joy Kitten?,neutral "Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye!",non-neutral "Dad, please don’t pick your teeth out here!",disgust "Alright, and if you’re gonna put your feet up, why don’t you sit on the-",disgust "Monica, leave him alone",non-neutral Will you hurry up?,non-neutral Did you not hear me before when I told you that all of Janine’s friends are dancers?!,surprise And that they’re going to be drinking alot!,non-neutral ?,surprise "No, I did, but tell me again, because it’s so romantic.",neutral Well you’re whippin’ so slow! Can’t you do it any faster?,anger Joey!,anger Come on!,anger "I don’t wanna make any mistakes, alright?",non-neutral "This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like “Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?”",fear "So why don’t you just let me worry about making the trifle and you just worry about eating it, alright?",neutral Oh I am!,joy "Ross, if you don’t tell them, then I will!",anger "Okay, fine!",non-neutral Ross! Can I talk to you for a second?,neutral "Oh, uh, can it wait a second Joey? I have to tell my parents something. No it can’t? Okay.",neutral You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?,joy "Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.",joy "Okay, now you're even cuter!!",joy Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.,neutral What?,surprise "The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.",surprise What are you talking about?,surprise I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.,joy That's not possible!,non-neutral Ow!,surprise "I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.",non-neutral "Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.",non-neutral "I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.",sadness "No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!",anger This bicep?,surprise Well it's not flexed right now!,non-neutral It's Phoebe.,neutral "Umm, well I sorta have some bad news, can I come in?",sadness "Umm, well, umm Grandma died.",sadness "No, she just died today! Okay, umm, we're having a memorial service tomorrow.",sadness No you didn't!,non-neutral "Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?",anger "Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert.",disgust "anyway, his name is Allan and we’ve been going out for three years.",neutral He was my first client when I became a party planner.,neutral He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time.,neutral Oh well.,neutral And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.,neutral "Oh. Oh, that’s great!",joy "Oh, you’re one of",neutral Really? Like how?,surprise "Well y’know, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, we’d jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so they’d put salt on their cereal.",neutral That’s a good one.,joy Yeah? You like that one?,surprise "Yeah, you’re funny.",joy I’m funny?,surprise Oh thank God!,joy "Well hey, I’ve got a ton of these!",joy "Umm, oh here—Do you want a good one?",neutral Here’s a good one.,neutral "Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge.",neutral Right?,neutral "And then you say to person, I bet you can’t roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face.",neutral "And then when they do it, they’re left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.",neutral Can I do it to you?,neutral "Yeah, I-I-I-I’m funny Ben, but I’m not stupid. Okay?",non-neutral Chloe? Hi..,neutral Is this about me taking your watch?,non-neutral You took my watch?,surprise "I’m sorry, I do that.",sadness "Just you keep it, listen did you, did you tell anyone about us?",non-neutral "Oh no. I feel it isn’t really anybody’s business, y'know.",neutral "Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.",neutral Yeah. That-that was the problem.,neutral "Excuse me, Doug? Hey there sports fan!!",joy Bing! You got those numbers for me?,joy So you still in touch with anyone from high school?,neutral "Umm. Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. How bout you?",neutral "Oh yeah, I still hang with Simmons and Zana, y'know.",neutral I see Spindler a lot.,neutral "Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time.",neutral "Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly.",neutral Is that all?,neutral "Ehh, y'know after high school, you just kinda lose touch. Oh yeah! I ran into Richard Dorfman.",joy "Ohh, how is he?",surprise "Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.",neutral Isn’t he an architect now?,neutral "Yeah, they still wear underwear.",neutral So the Porsche guy took his car back.,neutral But you found the keys to his clothes?,neutral "No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.",non-neutral And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?,surprise Really?!,surprise "Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal.",non-neutral Great!,joy "Okay, London 1",neutral "Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!",neutral Hey!,joy Oh! It’s you. Hi.,surprise What about me?! You-you just said I could!,anger "I’m not even getting married! Okay, this is a question for science fiction writers!",neutral I can’t believe you’re not picking me.,non-neutral "Hey, how can it",neutral I’m not even… I’m not even,neutral "Fine, y’know what, that’s it. From now on, Joey, I want you to be my best man.",non-neutral Yes! Shame about you man.,non-neutral Hey-hey! Stanley! Hey-hey! You're leading man is here! Let's get to work.,joy "Umm, slight change of plans. We've shut down.",sadness Wh-what?! Why?!,surprise "It's a money thing, we don't have any.",sadness You're kidding right?,surprise No.,neutral What?!,surprise "It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.",neutral "Uh, hang out?! How long?",non-neutral I don't know.,neutral A week?,non-neutral Maybe two?,neutral The money will turn up!,neutral People will always wanna invest in movies!,neutral "Hey, you're not rich are ya?",neutral No!,anger "Eh, worth a shot. Look Joey, let me know where you're staying, okay?",neutral "Hey pal, are you Joey Tribbiani?",neutral Yeah.,neutral These got left for ya.,neutral Thanks. Congratulations on your big break.,non-neutral "Rachel, do you have any muffins left?",neutral "Yeah, I forget which ones.",neutral "Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?",neutral Hey.,neutral Hey!,joy So how was Joan?,neutral I broke up with her.,neutral "Don’t tell me, because of the big nostril thing?",surprise "They were huge. When she sneezed, bats flew out of them.",disgust "Come on, they were not that huge.",neutral "I'm tellin' you, she leaned back; I could see her brain.",disgust How many perfectly fine women are you gonna reject over the most superficial insignificant things?,surprise "Hold it, hold it.",neutral I gotta side with Chandler on this one.,neutral "When I first moved to the city, I went out a couple of times with this girl, really hot, great kisser, but she had the biggest Adam's apple.",disgust It made me nuts.,disgust You or me?,neutral "I got it. Uh, Joey, women don't have Adam's apples.",non-neutral "You guys are messing with me, right?",surprise Yeah.,neutral "That was a good one. For a second there, I was like, ""whoa.""",non-neutral