An apparatus for securing a medical device, comprising an elongated main body having a main body proximal end and a main body distal end , wherein the length of the main body is greater than the width of the main body, wherein the length of the main body is expandable or retractable, wherein the main body has a length that is extendable to 2 meters and retractable to 0.2 meters, wherein the main body has a width that is between 0.005 meters and 0.3 meters, an anchoring region engaged with the main body proximal end, wherein the anchoring region is configured to lock onto an anchorable region, wherein upon locking with an anchorable region the anchoring region and elongated main body are locked into a fixed position, a medical device attachment region having a medical device attachment region distal end and a medical device attachment region proximal end , wherein the length of the medical device attachment region proximal end is expandable or retractable, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end is elongated such that the length of the medical device attachment region proximal end is greater than the width of the medical device attachment region proximal end, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end has a length that is extendable to 2 meters and retractable to 0.5 meters, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end has a width that is between 0.025 meters and 0.3 meters, wherein the medical device attachment region distal end is configured to secure a medical device, and a connection region engaging the main body distal end and the medical device attachment region proximal end, wherein the connection region is adjustable such that the medical device attachment region can lockably project in any direction therefrom. an elongated main body having a main body proximal end and a main body distal end , wherein the length of the main body is greater than the width of the main body, wherein the length of the main body is expandable or retractable, wherein the main body has a length that is extendable to 2 meters and retractable to 0.2 meters, wherein the main body has a width that is between 0.005 meters and 0.3 meters, an anchoring region engaged with the main body proximal end, wherein the anchoring region is configured to lock onto an anchorable region, wherein upon locking with an anchorable region the anchoring region and elongated main body are locked into a fixed position, a medical device attachment region having a medical device attachment region distal end and a medical device attachment region proximal end , wherein the length of the medical device attachment region proximal end is expandable or retractable, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end is elongated such that the length of the medical device attachment region proximal end is greater than the width of the medical device attachment region proximal end, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end has a length that is extendable to 2 meters and retractable to 0.5 meters, wherein the medical device attachment region proximal end has a width that is between 0.025 meters and 0.3 meters, wherein the medical device attachment region distal end is configured to secure a medical device, and a connection region engaging the main body distal end and the medical device attachment region proximal end, wherein the connection region is adjustable such that the medical device attachment region can lockably project in any direction therefrom. <EOS>