A portable relaxation therapy device for the head, comprising: a. a partially closed cabinet such that when the head is inserted said cabinet encloses substantially all of the head; i. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least two directionally adjustable flow lines (26,27) installed, each of which is fluidically coupled to a fluid distribution manifold; ii. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least one waterfall spigot fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; b. a fluid reservoir fluidically coupled to a suction pickup line; i. wherein said suction pickup line is fluidically coupled to the input of a pump; ii. wherein the output of said pump is fluidically coupled to a pressurized feed line; iii. wherein said pressurized feed line is fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; c. a power supply electrically connected to said pump; and d. a switch for selectively applying power from said power supply to said pump, characterized in that e. the top, left, and right sides of said cabinet are constructed of a substantially transparent material; f. a multiplicity of LEDs are placed along each of the edges of the substantially transparent portions of said top, left, and right sides of said cabinet, such that said substantially transparent portions of said top, left, and right sides of said cabinet act as light guides when said multiplicity LEDs are illuminated; g. a light control unit electrically connected to said multiplicity of LEDs and capable of illuminating them; h. a power supply connected to said light control unit; i. a color control electrically connected to said light control unit and capable of causing said light control unit to vary the color of said multiplicity of LEDs; and j. an intensity control electrically connected to said light control unit and capable of causing said light control unit to vary the intensity of said multiplicity of LEDs. a. a partially closed cabinet such that when the head is inserted said cabinet encloses substantially all of the head; i. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least two directionally adjustable flow lines (26,27) installed, each of which is fluidically coupled to a fluid distribution manifold; ii. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least one waterfall spigot fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; i. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least two directionally adjustable flow lines (26,27) installed, each of which is fluidically coupled to a fluid distribution manifold; ii. wherein the interior aspect of said cabinet has at least one waterfall spigot fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; b. a fluid reservoir fluidically coupled to a suction pickup line; i. wherein said suction pickup line is fluidically coupled to the input of a pump; ii. wherein the output of said pump is fluidically coupled to a pressurized feed line; iii. wherein said pressurized feed line is fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; i. wherein said suction pickup line is fluidically coupled to the input of a pump; ii. wherein the output of said pump is fluidically coupled to a pressurized feed line; iii. wherein said pressurized feed line is fluidically coupled to said fluid distribution manifold; c. a power supply electrically connected to said pump; and d. a switch for selectively applying power from said power supply to said pump, characterized in that e. the top, left, and right sides of said cabinet are constructed of a substantially transparent material; f. a multiplicity of LEDs are placed along each of the edges of the substantially transparent portions of said top, left, and right sides of said cabinet, such that said substantially transparent portions of said top, left, and right sides of said cabinet act as light guides when said multiplicity LEDs are illuminated; g. a light control unit electrically connected to said multiplicity of LEDs and capable of illuminating them; h. a power supply connected to said light control unit; i. a color control electrically connected to said light control unit and capable of causing said light control unit to vary the color of said multiplicity of LEDs; and j. an intensity control electrically connected to said light control unit and capable of causing said light control unit to vary the intensity of said multiplicity of LEDs.