A creamy foam beer dispensing system, comprising: a coupler removably securable with a keg; a transportation tube including: a first end engageable with the coupler, whereby beer flows from the keg through the transportation tube when the first end of the transportation tube is engaged with the coupler, and a second end; a faucet, comprising: a compression tube receiver adapted to receive the second end of the transportation tube therethrough such that the second end delivers beer from the faucet, a plunger communicating with the compression tube receiver, and a handle coupled with the plunger, whereby the handle is movable among: a closed position whereby the plunger squeezes the transportation tube shut such that no beer flows from the faucet, an open position whereby the plunger lifts substantially, completely off the transportation tube such that beer flows from the faucet, and a creamy foam position whereby the plunger lifts off the transportation tube a distance such that an aperture created in the transportation tube produces creamy foam flow from the faucet; wherein the transportation tube comprises: a fitment; a compression tube; and a line connected with the fitment and the compression tube; and wherein the coupler comprises: a body, comprising: a top end, a keg engagement end engageable with the keg, and a bore therethrough, wherein the fitment of the transportation tube removably inserts through the top end and into the bore; and a lever pivotally connected with the body, wherein the lever is movable from a disengaged position to an engaged position that pushes the fitment downward within the bore such that the fitment opens a keg valve assembly thereby facilitating beer flow from the keg through the transportation tube. a coupler removably securable with a keg; a transportation tube including: a first end engageable with the coupler, whereby beer flows from the keg through the transportation tube when the first end of the transportation tube is engaged with the coupler, and a second end; a first end engageable with the coupler, whereby beer flows from the keg through the transportation tube when the first end of the transportation tube is engaged with the coupler, and a second end; a faucet, comprising: a compression tube receiver adapted to receive the second end of the transportation tube therethrough such that the second end delivers beer from the faucet, a plunger communicating with the compression tube receiver, and a handle coupled with the plunger, whereby the handle is movable among: a closed position whereby the plunger squeezes the transportation tube shut such that no beer flows from the faucet, an open position whereby the plunger lifts substantially, completely off the transportation tube such that beer flows from the faucet, and a creamy foam position whereby the plunger lifts off the transportation tube a distance such that an aperture created in the transportation tube produces creamy foam flow from the faucet; wherein a compression tube receiver adapted to receive the second end of the transportation tube therethrough such that the second end delivers beer from the faucet, a plunger communicating with the compression tube receiver, and a handle coupled with the plunger, whereby the handle is movable among: a closed position whereby the plunger squeezes the transportation tube shut such that no beer flows from the faucet, an open position whereby the plunger lifts substantially, completely off the transportation tube such that beer flows from the faucet, and a creamy foam position whereby the plunger lifts off the transportation tube a distance such that an aperture created in the transportation tube produces creamy foam flow from the faucet; wherein a closed position whereby the plunger squeezes the transportation tube shut such that no beer flows from the faucet, an open position whereby the plunger lifts substantially, completely off the transportation tube such that beer flows from the faucet, and a creamy foam position whereby the plunger lifts off the transportation tube a distance such that an aperture created in the transportation tube produces creamy foam flow from the faucet; wherein the transportation tube comprises: a fitment; a compression tube; and a line connected with the fitment and the compression tube; a fitment; a compression tube; and a line connected with the fitment and the compression tube; and wherein the coupler comprises: a body, comprising: a top end, a keg engagement end engageable with the keg, and a bore therethrough, wherein the fitment of the transportation tube removably inserts through the top end and into the bore; and a lever pivotally connected with the body, wherein the lever is movable from a disengaged position to an engaged position that pushes the fitment downward within the bore such that the fitment opens a keg valve assembly thereby facilitating beer flow from the keg through the transportation tube. a body, comprising: a top end, a keg engagement end engageable with the keg, and a bore therethrough, wherein the fitment of the transportation tube removably inserts through the top end and into the bore; and a top end, a keg engagement end engageable with the keg, and a bore therethrough, wherein the fitment of the transportation tube removably inserts through the top end and into the bore; and a lever pivotally connected with the body, wherein the lever is movable from a disengaged position to an engaged position that pushes the fitment downward within the bore such that the fitment opens a keg valve assembly thereby facilitating beer flow from the keg through the transportation tube.