A side-locking clamp (10; 100), comprising: a lower band (30; 130), including: an arcuate body (31; 131) with a hinge portion (51; 151) disposed at a proximal end, and an extension (33; 133) with a mounting hole (34; 134) and a locking tab (32; 132) disposed on a distal end; and an upper band (20; 120), including: an arcuate body (21; 121) with a hinge portion (53; 153), disposed at a proximal end, to engage the lower band hinge portion (51; 151) and form a hinge (50; 150) about which the upper band (20; 120) rotates from an open position to a closed position, and an extension (23; 123), with a mounting hole (24; 124) and a locking tab (22; 122) disposed on a distal end to slidingly engage the lower band locking tab (32; 132) and lock the clamp (10; 100) when the upper band (20; 120) is disposed in the closed position, characterised in that the locking tab (32; 132) of the lower band (30; 130) and the locking tab (22; 122) of the upper band (20; 120) are angled to slidingly engage and abut one another when the clamp (10; 100) is in a closed and locked position, wherein the clamp (10; 100) is configured to lock in the closed position by rotating the upper band (20; 120) downwardly toward the lower band (30; 130) and laterally translating the upper band (20; 120) in an unlocking direction so that the upper band locking tab (22; 122) clears the lower band locking tab (32; 132), and then laterally translating the upper band (20; 120) in a locking direction so that the upper band locking tab (22; 122) and the lower band locking tab (32; 132) are engaged. a lower band (30; 130), including: an arcuate body (31; 131) with a hinge portion (51; 151) disposed at a proximal end, and an extension (33; 133) with a mounting hole (34; 134) and a locking tab (32; 132) disposed on a distal end; and an arcuate body (31; 131) with a hinge portion (51; 151) disposed at a proximal end, and an extension (33; 133) with a mounting hole (34; 134) and a locking tab (32; 132) disposed on a distal end; and an upper band (20; 120), including: an arcuate body (21; 121) with a hinge portion (53; 153), disposed at a proximal end, to engage the lower band hinge portion (51; 151) and form a hinge (50; 150) about which the upper band (20; 120) rotates from an open position to a closed position, and an extension (23; 123), with a mounting hole (24; 124) and a locking tab (22; 122) disposed on a distal end to slidingly engage the lower band locking tab (32; 132) and lock the clamp (10; 100) when the upper band (20; 120) is disposed in the closed position, characterised in that an arcuate body (21; 121) with a hinge portion (53; 153), disposed at a proximal end, to engage the lower band hinge portion (51; 151) and form a hinge (50; 150) about which the upper band (20; 120) rotates from an open position to a closed position, and an extension (23; 123), with a mounting hole (24; 124) and a locking tab (22; 122) disposed on a distal end to slidingly engage the lower band locking tab (32; 132) and lock the clamp (10; 100) when the upper band (20; 120) is disposed in the closed position, characterised in that the locking tab (32; 132) of the lower band (30; 130) and the locking tab (22; 122) of the upper band (20; 120) are angled to slidingly engage and abut one another when the clamp (10; 100) is in a closed and locked position, wherein the clamp (10; 100) is configured to lock in the closed position by rotating the upper band (20; 120) downwardly toward the lower band (30; 130) and laterally translating the upper band (20; 120) in an unlocking direction so that the upper band locking tab (22; 122) clears the lower band locking tab (32; 132), and then laterally translating the upper band (20; 120) in a locking direction so that the upper band locking tab (22; 122) and the lower band locking tab (32; 132) are engaged.