A tamper-resistant water distribution tower to wet recreation surfaces for patrons, comprising: a substantially flat platform section having an upper surface; a tower section extending upward from the substantially flat platform section, the tower section having a top, a bottom, and an internal aperture extending along a length of the tower section between the top and the bottom; and a water supply passageway extending to a water emitter maintained at the top of the tower section, the water supply passageway located within the internal aperture so as to deny the patrons access to at least a portion of the water supply passageway, characterised in that wherein: i) the substantially flat platform section has a width in a direction perpendicular to the length of the tower section, and in which the width is sized to stabilize the tower section so as to inhibit those standing on the upper surface from tipping over the tamper-resistant water distribution tower; ii) an outer perimeter of the substantially flat platform section includes one or more couplers for attaching the tamper-resistant water distribution tower to one or more adjacent modules of a waterpark; iii) the tamper-resistant water distribution tower further comprises the water emitter for delivering, onto at least some recreation surfaces, water pumped from a waterbody on which one or more inflatable components floats; iv) the tower section is sized so that the water emitter is located out of reach by and inaccessible to those standing on the upper surface of the substantially flat platform section; and v) one or more inflatable chambers define the internal aperture. a substantially flat platform section having an upper surface; a tower section extending upward from the substantially flat platform section, the tower section having a top, a bottom, and an internal aperture extending along a length of the tower section between the top and the bottom; and a water supply passageway extending to a water emitter maintained at the top of the tower section, the water supply passageway located within the internal aperture so as to deny the patrons access to at least a portion of the water supply passageway, characterised in that wherein: i) the substantially flat platform section has a width in a direction perpendicular to the length of the tower section, and in which the width is sized to stabilize the tower section so as to inhibit those standing on the upper surface from tipping over the tamper-resistant water distribution tower; ii) an outer perimeter of the substantially flat platform section includes one or more couplers for attaching the tamper-resistant water distribution tower to one or more adjacent modules of a waterpark; iii) the tamper-resistant water distribution tower further comprises the water emitter for delivering, onto at least some recreation surfaces, water pumped from a waterbody on which one or more inflatable components floats; iv) the tower section is sized so that the water emitter is located out of reach by and inaccessible to those standing on the upper surface of the substantially flat platform section; and v) one or more inflatable chambers define the internal aperture. i) the substantially flat platform section has a width in a direction perpendicular to the length of the tower section, and in which the width is sized to stabilize the tower section so as to inhibit those standing on the upper surface from tipping over the tamper-resistant water distribution tower; ii) an outer perimeter of the substantially flat platform section includes one or more couplers for attaching the tamper-resistant water distribution tower to one or more adjacent modules of a waterpark; iii) the tamper-resistant water distribution tower further comprises the water emitter for delivering, onto at least some recreation surfaces, water pumped from a waterbody on which one or more inflatable components floats; iv) the tower section is sized so that the water emitter is located out of reach by and inaccessible to those standing on the upper surface of the substantially flat platform section; and v) one or more inflatable chambers define the internal aperture.