An apparatus for monitoring one or more patient digestive processes, the apparatus comprising: (a) a computer processor configured to be coupled to an acoustic sensor; and (b) a non-transitory computer-readable memory storing instructions executable by the computer processor; (c) one or more digestive acoustic sensor modules configured to be coupled to a patient's abdomen; (d) an acoustic sensor disposed within each said sensor module, said acoustic sensor configured for registering sounds associated with digestive processes of the patient; and (e) a vibration actuator disposed within each said sensor module, said vibration actuator configured for communicating a vibratory signal to the one or more sensor modules; (f) wherein said instructions, when executed by the computer processor, perform steps comprising: (i) registering digestive motility events received from said acoustic sensor when an acoustic signal from said acoustic sensor matches one or more predetermined digestive motility acoustic patterns; (ii) classifying one or more motility events based on said registered digestive motility events while rejecting noise induced signals or physiological phenomena other than motility events; (iii) determining proper positioning of the one or more sensor modules on the patient by activating said vibration actuator in at least one of said sensor modules; and (iv) registering acoustic signals generated by said vibration actuator on a second of said sensor modules. (a) a computer processor configured to be coupled to an acoustic sensor; and (b) a non-transitory computer-readable memory storing instructions executable by the computer processor; (c) one or more digestive acoustic sensor modules configured to be coupled to a patient's abdomen; (d) an acoustic sensor disposed within each said sensor module, said acoustic sensor configured for registering sounds associated with digestive processes of the patient; and (e) a vibration actuator disposed within each said sensor module, said vibration actuator configured for communicating a vibratory signal to the one or more sensor modules; (f) wherein said instructions, when executed by the computer processor, perform steps comprising: (i) registering digestive motility events received from said acoustic sensor when an acoustic signal from said acoustic sensor matches one or more predetermined digestive motility acoustic patterns; (ii) classifying one or more motility events based on said registered digestive motility events while rejecting noise induced signals or physiological phenomena other than motility events; (iii) determining proper positioning of the one or more sensor modules on the patient by activating said vibration actuator in at least one of said sensor modules; and (iv) registering acoustic signals generated by said vibration actuator on a second of said sensor modules. (i) registering digestive motility events received from said acoustic sensor when an acoustic signal from said acoustic sensor matches one or more predetermined digestive motility acoustic patterns; (ii) classifying one or more motility events based on said registered digestive motility events while rejecting noise induced signals or physiological phenomena other than motility events; (iii) determining proper positioning of the one or more sensor modules on the patient by activating said vibration actuator in at least one of said sensor modules; and (iv) registering acoustic signals generated by said vibration actuator on a second of said sensor modules.