An absorbent article comprising: a nonwoven top sheet: a liquid impermeable backsheet; and an absorbent core positioned at least partially intermediate the topsheet and the backsheet; wherein the topsheet comprises: carded fibers; a first side; and a second side; wherein the topsheet defines a plurality of apertures; wherein the apertures each have a first side aperture size and a second side aperture size, wherein a ratio of the first side aperture size to the second side aperture size is between about 1.15:1 and about 1:1.15, preferably between about 1.10:1 and about 1:1.10, more preferably between about 1.05:1 and about 1:1.05, according to the Aperture Size Ratio Test; wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture size regularity of about 1% to about 15%, preferably between about 1.5% to about 12%, and more preferably between about 2% and about 10%, according to the Aperture Size Regularity Test; and wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture shape regularity of between about 1% to about 12%, preferably between about 1% to about 8%, and more preferably between about 1.5% to about 4.5%, according to the Aperture Shape Regularity Test; wherein the topsheet is hydrophobic or has hydrophobic portions or layers; wherein the apertures have an aperture wall thickness of between about 0.1 mm and about 0.75 mm, preferably between about 0.2 mm and about 0.65 mm, and more preferably between about 0.25 mm and about 0.5 according to the Aperture Wall Thickness Measurement Test. a liquid impermeable backsheet; and an absorbent core positioned at least partially intermediate the topsheet and the backsheet; wherein the topsheet comprises: carded fibers; a first side; and a second side; wherein the topsheet defines a plurality of apertures; wherein the apertures each have a first side aperture size and a second side aperture size, wherein a ratio of the first side aperture size to the second side aperture size is between about 1.15:1 and about 1:1.15, preferably between about 1.10:1 and about 1:1.10, more preferably between about 1.05:1 and about 1:1.05, according to the Aperture Size Ratio Test; wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture size regularity of about 1% to about 15%, preferably between about 1.5% to about 12%, and more preferably between about 2% and about 10%, according to the Aperture Size Regularity Test; and wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture shape regularity of between about 1% to about 12%, preferably between about 1% to about 8%, and more preferably between about 1.5% to about 4.5%, according to the Aperture Shape Regularity Test; wherein the topsheet is hydrophobic or has hydrophobic portions or layers; wherein the apertures have an aperture wall thickness of between about 0.1 mm and about 0.75 mm, preferably between about 0.2 mm and about 0.65 mm, and more preferably between about 0.25 mm and about 0.5 according to the Aperture Wall Thickness Measurement Test. carded fibers; a first side; and a second side; wherein the topsheet defines a plurality of apertures; wherein the apertures each have a first side aperture size and a second side aperture size, wherein a ratio of the first side aperture size to the second side aperture size is between about 1.15:1 and about 1:1.15, preferably between about 1.10:1 and about 1:1.10, more preferably between about 1.05:1 and about 1:1.05, according to the Aperture Size Ratio Test; wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture size regularity of about 1% to about 15%, preferably between about 1.5% to about 12%, and more preferably between about 2% and about 10%, according to the Aperture Size Regularity Test; and wherein the plurality of apertures have an aperture shape regularity of between about 1% to about 12%, preferably between about 1% to about 8%, and more preferably between about 1.5% to about 4.5%, according to the Aperture Shape Regularity Test; wherein the topsheet is hydrophobic or has hydrophobic portions or layers; wherein the apertures have an aperture wall thickness of between about 0.1 mm and about 0.75 mm, preferably between about 0.2 mm and about 0.65 mm, and more preferably between about 0.25 mm and about 0.5 according to the Aperture Wall Thickness Measurement Test.