Hello how may I help you? I want to know a world record. I can definitely help you with that! What World record do you need more information about? I want to know what the longest thing in the whole world is. Hmmmm.... I'm sorry but that's really vague. How so? Just the longest thing in the world. I'm sorry but I need more information before I can answer that for you. Hmm, well I don't know what more to say. I can help you with any World Record, that query is just too vague for me at the moment. Sorry! Oh. Oh well. Thanks for trying at least. Goodbye. Thank you for using World Record Bot. Have a Great Evening!