Hello how may I help you? I want to check my data usage. Sure! Your data plan contains 50 megabytes currently That's not a lot. I'm about to go over my limit. Well, you may be interested in a fresh deal we have going. You can double your data plan to 100 megabytes for only $10 more/month That's a rip off. Project Fi offers 1GB for the same price. I'm sorry you feel this way. We have many happy customers with this plan Is there anything else I can do for you? Well unless you can offer me a better deal, I would like to cancel my line. Okay, we are sorry to see you go but I can cancel your line for you Please do and send me a link to write a nasty review. No problem. You are all set, check your email for the link and confirmation