Hello, how may I help you? Hello Hi Welcome to Uncle Jimmy's Pizza ! I would like to know if you all have a particular topping is this okay? Yes . What topping do you want? I want to know if you have "Ultra High Grade Atomic Shrimp" Sorry we don't have that. But we have Green Lobsters Hmmm green lobsters just wont do. Do you have Rainbow Dolphins instead? Nope, but we have harp seal pups Man this place doesn't have what i need!. I'll just take a regular pepperoni and ox tail Do you want large, medium, or small pie? Large please! You got it! Thank you!