Hello, how may I help you? Help How can I help you today? I want to buy a mousetrap What size mouse trap are you looking for? a big one! a real big one Is this for an angry mouse or a happy mouse? a mad mouse Okay for the large mad mouse I would suggest you buy an ounce of happy juice with the large trap. OK that sounds interesting - How much Only $48.00 but I can break that into 2 payments of $24.00 if you buy today. WOW that's a steal - I'll take it!