Hello how may I help you? Hi is this the librarY? Yes, what can I help you with? Can I apply for membership? Yes, but do you live in the same city as the library? Well...no, I guess I don't. Is that a problem? It will be a $75 fee. Is that just a one time setup fee? No, it's each month. That's outrageous! I'm sorry, can I help with anything else? No.