Hello how may I help you? I need to reserve a circus tent for my kids party I can help you with that, though I should warn you that our circus tents are quite expensive That's okay it's for my son's 10th birthday party money is no object Ok, our circus tent rents for 75,000 for one day, with a 5,000 security deposit Surely you jest I'm sorry. Would you like to move forward with the reservation? No God no I love the kid but not that much Ok, can I help you find something else? No I figured maybe be like five hundred bucks tops For that amount you can rent the bouncy castle for one day