Hello how may I help you? I am going to a party and am socially awkward and need some help Ok. What do you need help with? some conversation starters How about "What happens when polar bears stomp on a glacier? They break the ice!" haha more please "What do you call it when you drop a bag of ice? An ice breaker!" moar "What do you call a taco with legs? A walking taco!" haha too funny. thanks! Anything else I can do for you? no