Hello how may I help you? I need some special pizza Okay where do you want to order from? Tony's Pizza Heaven Okay lay it on me! can you tell me if they have pineapple available as a topping? They do not carry pineapple NO!!!!!!!! Their menu says "we never carry pineapple" sorry Tony's Pizza Heaven is unfortunate Yeah it's weird people look down on pineapple on the pizza for some reason. I guess I'll just order a pepperoni pizza Okay I'll put that on your Visa it should be there in 25 minutes