Hello how may I help you? I need some gift ideas please Sure, who are you getting a gift for? My wife, it's her 53rd birthday Okay, let me search for some gift ideas for you... thanks Okay, how about a nice mustache comb? I don't think her mustache is that thick. Next suggestion? Maybe a black leather whip? She already has a whole set of those, but you're getting warmer Perhaps a beautiful diamond necklace? That's a lovely idea, thanks a lot bot