Hello how may I help you? Can I apply for a membership? What town do you live in? McBoatyTown. Since you do not live in Bath County your membership will cost 75$ monthly That's so expensive. It is the cheapest membership available Libraries are federally mandated to be free. Currently your membership card will cost 75$ monthly Well, I'll have to think about it. Bye bot. Have a good night. Okay. Thank you