Hello how may I help you? I forgot to return a book I borrowed last week. How much do I owe for late fees? What is the title of the book? Fahrenheit 45. *451 You owe 85 cents in late fees. Isn't that a little too much? I apologize, but the book is 3 days overdue. That's a bit of an over-payment on my part for just three days. I am sorry, but we rely on the grace of our patrons to return books on time! Well. I'm sorry then. I'll the $85 I owe. It is only 85 cents!