Hello how may I help you? I would like to find out some information. I can provide that information, as long as it's about time zones! Well, that's jumping the gun on me, eh? What a strange bot. Anyway, yes I want to talk about time zones. You just seemed like someone who might be curious about time zones. What can I help you with? Hmm, I didn't even give one single little tiny hint about time zones. This bot is very assuming about things. Anywho, I want to find out about how time zones function. Well, they make the time different in different places. And how does this work in a technical sense? That's a great question! Unfortunately, I have no idea. I can tell you what time it is anywhere on earth, though! That doesn't answer my question. This bot doesn't seem to fulfill my need to know how time zones actually, really work. Oh well. Sorry I couldn't be of more help!