Hello how may I help you? Can you help me with my house insurance? I can definitely help you with your homeowner's policy. What do you need? My account number is 722334. I want to know if I am covered if the levee breaks near my house. Well, you're covered for water, fire and acts of god. That sounds like both water and an act of God, so you should be good! That's good. What if the levee breaks, water floods and an earthquake hits the same day. I would be covered? Then you might need to ask God why he hates you so much, but you won't have to worry about insurance, because you'll be covered. Awesome. What about fire. if my kids start a fire on my property by accident would it be covered? Yep, absolutely. I am covered then, You are awesome. No, you're awesome!