Hello how may I help you? Yes, I would like to know if you currently have a book that I am looking for in stock? What is the book you are looking for? Yes, that would be Fifty Shades Darker I don't recognize the book you are asking about. Fifty Shades Darker? You dont know that book? Its about the girl who likes to do things that are very bad things that make her feel good. Sorry, but it is not in my database. It has  in it? You dont know the book? Its a common book Sorry, but I do not recognize the book. Alright, Ill just take the Communist Manifesto instead. You have that, right? Sorry, but I don't recognize that book either. WHAT!