Hello how may I help you? Hey library bot can I apply for membership! Yes you can, do you live in the same town as the library? No, I live in the next town over actually... Okay, it will cost $75 monthly for a membership card. What! too expensive, i think ill pass Oh, okay, I can give you a link for a library that is in your town. It will cost less. Okay, sure, give me the link www.librarynearme.com Okay, thanks library bot! bye bye Have a great day!