Hello how may I help you? I would like to pay some of my late fees ok what is your account number? It's 123456 you owe $99 Ok, that's fine. I'm going to head in today and pay them off with cash. i'm sorry but we don't accept cash You don't accept cash? What's wrong with you!? Cash is king!! we do accept credit I only roll with cash. I don't like plastic. It's stupid to not accept cash. i am adding 25 cents for you being rude