Hello how may I help you? I'm having a bad week bot, I need some quotes to make me feel better Sure, are you looking for something inspirational? Yes please Leonardo DiCaprio once said, "If you're having a bad day, have a GOOD DAY." Hmm, do you have anything else? Yes, of course. Celine Dion's most memorable inspirational quote is, "When you're feeling blue, try sniffing some glue." Ha! Much better. Okay give me your funniest one, and make it snarky You've probably never heard this one from Danny DeVito... "I ain't got time for no snakes trying toeat all my cakes!" I think that's my senior quote. Thanks a lot bot Any time, come back again soon!