Hello how may I help you? Do you have any ideas about what I should get my husband for his 53rd birthday? Yes, I have a lot of gift giving ideas! How about a giant ash borer statue? I'm not sure he would like that. Why? It's a very lovely gift. He doesn't really like statues. How about a giant pink mold of a toe? Do you have any other ideas? Um, a baby ant eater? Ok, maybe I'll get him one Okay. I hope he likes his gift.