Hello how may I help you? I have a question for you. Okay how can I help you today? How can I get a membership to your library? The Bellevue library offers membership free to anyone in Bellevue. Oh. That might be a problem. I live in Spokane, not Bellevue. If you live in Spokane there is a $75 per month fee to become a member of Bellevue Library. Wow! That is quite expensive. I do not think I would use it nearly enough to justify the fee. With this membership you get exclusive first dibs on new books. You get invited to all library events and you get a Christmas gift every year from the library. Hmm. That's still too expensive for what I would get. Never mind. Okay. Have a good day!