Hello how may I help you? I think someone has hacked into my bank account and meddled with my finances I can help you with that. First I need your name and account number Bryle Park and 423242354534 Okay I have accessed your recent transactions. Did you make a purchase of $800 at Taco Bell this morning at 1:00? Nope I see. How about a purchase of $3000 at Dollar General? i did not purchase that one It appears your account may have been tampered with. Would you like to be connected with an agent from our fraud department? yes pleas You will be connected momentarily. Have a great day.