Hello, how may I help you? HI I can provide a quote of the day Man I really need one right now. My dog just left me and I can't find my wife. I've put posters up all over town. What's the most inspiring quote you know? Life is very interesting in the end, some of your greatest pains, become your greatest strengths. Drew Barrymore Hm, that's not really hitting the spot. How about some Nietzsche? I'm sorry no I do not How about Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, thats real power. Clint Eastwood No Nietzsche? What kind of rinky- operation are you running here I guess that's pretty good. The minute that youre not learning I believe youre dead. Jack Nicholson You know what, how about something by Nicolas Cage I care about the connection with the audience. Film is such a powerful medium. Movies can change the way people think. Nicolas Cage That's all I got Wow. Now I'm really inspired! I'm going to go marry my dog! I'm glad I could help - Have a great dat