How can I help you? Hey, do I have a meeting on the 31st? The 31st of which month? This one, silly. April does not have 31 days! Uh oh, do you think that means my boss is trying to ghost me. Would you like me to call your boss and ask? Please. I've asked and all he does is laugh his weird laugh I am sorry to hear that. Wait, I'm pretty sure I'm going to get fired, so I'm gonna start drinking and I'm not gonna stop. Can you set a reminder for me about my Tinder date on December 4? Three days before would be good. Consider it done!