Hello, how may I help you? Hi Hello! How can I help you today? I would like to return this helmet I bought from Walmart Unfortunately Walmart does not accept returned goods. The size was listed as average, the only average sized head this would fit is an average king gorilla. I need to return it. You should have tried it on before you bought it. I bought it online, how am I supposed to do that? Gorillas aren't allowed in Walmart anyway. You could have measured your head. And Walmart does not discriminate against gorillas. I did measure my head. The size listed on the helmet on the website matches my measurements.... this monstrosity you shipped to me does not. Maybe a zoo will take it from you, but Walmart will not. That is rude. I will picket with my new Gorilla pal against your shady selling practices.