Hello how may I help you? I need to make a reservation. Ok, at what restaurant and when? Burger King! I'm sorry to tell you this but, Burger King doesn't take reservations. You mean they don't have premium valet service either? Shamefully, they don't. It's a farce, isn't it? It looks like I'm going to have to take my date to the shoddy Ritz now! These are troubling times, my friend. Thanks for your help, friend! I'm glad I could assist!