Hello how may I help you? I have something I want to tell you What is it? I own rental properties on the Moon! Okay. Checking for properties on the Moon... They're there! Donald Trump gave them to me!! You could own properties but not on the Moon But I do! I even have the deeds in my hand right now Let's reach out to NASA and tell them you have the deeds. Ok, I'll do that. Maybe they'll let me live there. They better, it's my property! Thanks for letting me tell you about my homes. My pleasure. I'm glad to be of any help.