Hello how may I help you? HEY! I wanna edit some alarms! Your alarms are open, what can I edit for you? I actually want to cancel ALLLLLLLLL the alarms for next week. C'MON MAN! I can do that, you have five alarms, would you like me to tell you what days and times they are for? Yes, list them! LIST THEM! LIST THEM LIST THEM LIST THEM! You have an alarm at 10:30 each morning from Monday through Friday. Would you still like each one deleted? Cancel ALL of them! ALL OF THEM! ALL OF THEM! Each of those alarms have been deleted, anything else I can assist you with? No, that's it. Have a good day, America! You too!