Hello how may I help you? can you help me buy stuff? Sure thing. What do you want to buy? i need a gift for my sweetheart Alright. How old is your sweetheart? turns 40 next week Okay. What kind of gift are you looking for? something sensible and practical That's a tough combo. How about a nice rocking chair? ok, can you purchase one and send it to me? I'm afraid I'm not designed to do that.