Hello how may I help you? Can you tell me where Never Never Land is? I can't seem to find that location. Did you mean nebraska? No, Never Never Land. Peter Pan is from there. I'm sorry, I can't seem to find it. Did you mean Nigeria? No, it is a real country. It has to be! It doesn't seem to exist. could you mean New York? Boy, this is a real downer. And no, not New York. I'm sprry. It's ok. I will live on. Glad I could help.