Hello how may I help you? I need a membership Ok, do you live in the same town as the library? No, I live in Springfield, next town over. Ok, membership for out of town library goers is $75 per month. That's stupid. Springfield gives your town memberships for $10 a month. I'm sorry, our library needs to charge $75 a month to help cover costs. You're a bot. You have no costs. Once you're running you're set. Discount my membershgip. Membership will cost you $75 per month. I need a discount There are no discounts available for out of town library goers. Would you be interested in membership at $75 per month?