Hello how may I help you? I need to purchase a gift What do you need to purchase a gift for? I would like to purchase a gift for my boss What would be appropriate? On what occasion do you need to get him a gift? I need to get him a gift for his birthday Still here bot? Yes, still here. What type of job do you work at? I work at a strip club Do you know how old your boss is going to be? He will be 54 What is your job at the strip club? I bartend I would advise getting your boss a nice set of whiskey glasses.