Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need to set some alarms. Which alarms do you want to set? I need 120 alarms for tomorrow morning. Please have them go off every minute from 6:00 to 8:00 AM. Would you like them to vibrate, make sound, or both? I'd like all of them to make a really loud sound, but can you have them alternate between two really annoying ones? Yes I can. What would you like to call the alarms? You can call them all "Wake up, jerk, or you're going to get fired!" Consider it done. Anything else? Nope, that's all! Have a nice day