Hello how may I help you? I need a name for my new pet! What kind of pet do you have? It's a pineapple. Wow, that is so exciting! How about King? No, that's too regal Oh... Mango? That is probably even more majestic. Yeah that's way too majestic How about Dried Apricot? That's pretty humble. That's my Dad's name, that won't work. Darn... Don't Put Me On Pizza?