Hello how may I help you? I need help onsomething I can help with most things. I need to buy a mouse trap, so can you check the nearest store near me Yes I can do that ,or I can just sell you a mousetrap. I think I'll just buy it yo you instead As luck would have it, today for a small additional charge we are offering a special mouse attractant bait and mousetrap for $7.99. Okay that's fine with me. I just need it today Great, it is actually 2 mousetraps and the bait states "enough to trap up to 100 mice" Wow! that's good just make sure to deliver at my house this day.Thanks yes, we can do the expadited delivery. It is also guaranteed, if it doesn't catch a mice you can return thyem along with any unused bait and get your money back. I can have that delivered today by 4PM. That's great. Thanks!