Hello how may I help you? Can you check my late fees? Sure What is your library card number? 1111112222 okay looking up your late fees in my database... okay It shows you forgot to return a book in 1986 and have a late fee balance of $1084.45 What? That can't be right. What book is the supposed to be? would you like to pay that now? The book is Catcher in the Rye I think this is a mistake. I wasn't even born in 1986. I'm sorry, that is what the library records say