Hello how may I help you? I need some instructions. What instructions do you need? I need to make a fire. Sorry, I cannot give you this information because it is dangerous. I won't tell anyone you told me Mr. Bot. Sorry, I can't do it. I am not legally obligated to fulfill your request. How will I burn this evidence now? You will need to contact the police for this info, they'll surely know what to do. Well, thanks anyway instructions-bot! No problem! Good luck!