Hello how may I help you? I want to get a library card. Sure, for your local library? No, I live in another city. Ah, sorry, but it will cost 75 dollars a month then. What? I thought getting a library card was free. Only if you live in the same town. Oh, okay. Is there a cheaper membership option? Maybe at your local library? My local library is really small. They do not have a good selection of books. My apologies, we have no cheaper option.