Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need to book a circus tent for my son's birthday. Sure, how much are you willing to spend? Money is no object! I'll pay whatever t takes to make my baby happy. Ok, how many people are you inviting? It will be about 4 and a half people. Ok, I found a tent for $1000. Will that work? What!? For a tent that small!? What is it made of gold foil or something!? Jeeze. Yes, actually. What if I only need it for 2 hours? Same price. The guy is kind of a price gouger, but it's the only one nearby. Fine, I'll take it anyway. Ok!