Hello how may I help you? I am worries that I have been hacked it seems my finances have been tampered with For your bank account? yes What is your account number? Do you have the number? Yes its 39 is everything okay? I need to know that nothing is wrong Looking at your account I see some suspicious purchases. I see $12,000 paid yesterday to a company called Shady Inc.. Oh that is my purchase of my Eminem concert backstage passes and meet and greet. so everything is okay other than that? There is also a $3000 charge to a company called Crooks R Us Oh I think my wife might of hired a crook. that should be okay You should be all right then.