Hello how may I help you? hello, can you please check my bank account, i think someone has get into it of course i can, what is the account number? 12305112354 it's a master card by the way from what i found, it looks like someone has been making large purchases with your funds great, can you trace the location please i see $40,000 worth of candy bars bought in miami. does that sound suspicious to you? yeah it does, can you help me freeze my account please i also see someone has sold all you stocks and bonds ohh, i've been hacked :( yes, let's fix it right now