Hello how may I help you? I will be joining a competition and I need to create a short story. Can you help me find a topic ? Sure. You should write about a dinosuar who looks colorful but who is depressed. Can you find another topic ? What about the perspective of a water bottle being recycled in the trash? hmmm.. looks good. But I need a very engaging topic. What about a vampire who falls in love with a normal turtle in Japan. Current situation topic please. What about the Israeli Palestinian Authority conflict? Looks good. Thanks. You're welcome.