Hello how may I help you? Hello, I'm looking for a place to eat tonight and need help finding a place I can help you with restaurant information Awesome! Alright, I am am in the mood for a French cuisine, but it must be inexpensive! That is difficult in your town of Pawnee, Indiana. I Is there anything anywhere within 100 miles? I am dying for some French food. It is definitely worth the drive. There is Francois Treats in Sheblyville,about 15 miles from Pawnee Sorry, I meant any French place other than that! That place is terrible. Too many French people work there. Do you have any French places that don't hire french people? There is a frech guy on corner of Main and Elm that has a food cart Sounds like a great idea, but I've met that man. He's homeless and chased me with an ice pick last Christmas. We aren't on talking terms. Anywhere else? I think if you want French Authetic food, you would eant the French people.It is all part of the experience and the journey Awesome, I love you. I want you. Ive never felt this way with anyone else. I am not real But youre real to me!! Ive gotten to know you! Is there anything else I can help you with today? No, ill take my broken heart and leave.... alone... cold... broken... okay, feel free to come back if you have more restaurant inquiries yes, dad