Hello how may I help you? Set my alarm for 1am. Alright. Your alarm is set for 1 AM on June 21st. Alright, can you also set one up for 3pm june 19th 1968? I have a date I'd like to show my time machine. I'm afraid I can't set alarms for past dates. Alright, well i guess my date in the past is off. Can you set my alarm for 3pm june 21st 2198? Yes. Your alarm is set for 3 PM, June 21st, 2198. Perfect. Thank you. You are welcome! Can I do anything else for you today? Rename that alarm to "the awakening of skynet, finally my phone can can set alarms in the past... And possibly kill me." Alarms don't have names. Do you want to set a reminder? No, the alarm will do. Alright. Have a great day!