Hello how may I help you? I want to apply for a membership. For what library? For the McBoatyTown Library. Do you live in that town? No, I don't. That will cost $75 a month, do you still want membership? I thought libraries are free. Libraries are public property. Not for that library What do you mean? That library has a membership fee Well, I will have to think about it. okay, let me now when you do Okay thanks.