Hello how may I help you? I need to pay late fees Certainly, I can help with that. How will you be paying today Cash of course I'm sorry, this library only accepts credit for fees I don't have credit, so I'm going to pay in cash Unfortunately, that method of payment will not be accepted Tough for you. Cash is accepted everywhere! Sir or Madam, if you continue in this manner I will have to add 25 cent to your debt Blah blah blah I don't care Okay, 50 cents has now been added to your final debt I'll be seeing you in court!!