Hello how may I help you? I need to make a purchase. What would you like to buy? I need to buy a mousetrap. There's a great deal on mousetraps right now I want one that won't make me touch the mouse. We have those on special. Buy two, get one free. Interested? No. I only need one of them. Are you sure? I am positive. How fast can I get it? Ok, just the one then. Hope you catch that mouse! You'll have it in two days. Sounds perfect!