Hello how may I help you? I think somebody hacked into my bank account, please help! I can help with that. Can I get your name, please? My name is Peter Quill Great, thank you Mr. Quill. Can I get your account number, please? 20752690 I have accessed your account. It appears all of your investments have been recently cashed in, and you have a recent $1250 dollar charge for McDonalds. Were these actions preformed by you? Those were me. What else happened? You also have a $5000 charge for dog toys from Yesterday at 11:32PM. Was this action preformed by you? Yes I bought the dog toys. Maybe it's okay after all Okay great, I am glad I could help you out. Do you need anything else today? That's it, thanks