Hello! How can I help you? Yeah I want to get some pizzas Okay, what would you like? I would like one large anchoive, one small deepdish with sausage, and one medium with potatoes and scream cheese. We do not offer scream cheese or potatoes, and I am so sorry to inform you that we have just run out of crusts as well. I meant cream cheese. Do you have that? No. Can I get some sauce and sausage in a box? Yeah, I can just shovel all your toppings in there for you. Would you like a fork, on the house? What kind of fork is it? A plastic one, cheaply made so it will break after the first bite. Enjoy.