Hello how may I help you? I need some advice What do you need advice on I need to know how often I should bathe my pet You should bathe your pet almost as often as you bathe yourself Ok so once a year then If that's how often you bathe yourself then yes What if it is a fish? What type of fish do you have Piranha Piranhas don't need baths they live underwater I didn't know that, thanks No problem How often should I bathe my boa constrictor You sure have a lot of dangerous pets I'm freaky like that Well then I suggest you to bathe your boa constrictor once a year And my kitten how often should I bathe my kitten? Kitties don't need no attention or no bathing they lick themselves Ok i think im good now Glad I could be of service have a great weekend