Hello, how can I help you? Hi, I need some instructions Sure, I can likely assist you. How can I help? I need to set up a Facebook account but I don't know how Can you show me? Sure, I can help you with that. Would you like step by step instructions? Yes please First, turn on your computer if it is not already. Alright, it's on and ready Next, open an Internet browser like Chrome or Firefox. Alright, I've opened Mozilla Chrome Explorer Click in the URL bar at the top of the page and type in www.facebook.com. Do I click with my left mouse button or right button? You will typically click with the left button. Oh jeez, I've been using the right button all this time. No wonder I was having so many issues. Ok I've typed it Once the URL has been entered, press the Enter key. Ok, I see a blue page Click on "Create New Account". I can't find it Oh wait i got it Ok now what? Fill out all of the required information and click the "Submit" button. Alright, working on it I clicked it, and now I see a home page. Is it done? Yes, everything is now complete. Can I help you with anything else? No, that's it, thanks!