Hello how may I help you? Could you tell me how much I owe in late fees? Sure thing, what is your card number so I can pull up your account? My card number is 830583 Thank you. I have your account pulled up. You currently owe $25 in late fees. Would you like to make a payment for that now? Sure, I'd like to pay with cash in person if that's okay. My apologies but we currently can't accept cash for late fee payments, only credit cards. Would you like to pay with a credit card? I don't have any on me at the moment, how am I supposed to get rid of my debt if you don't accept cash! You guys are the worst! We are currently only set up to accept credit card payments,, and as of now I am assessing a 0.25 cent fine to your account for being belligerent, so your new balance is $25.25. Whatever, that's fine, I'll pay for it later. Ok, let us know when you have your card available and I'll gladly help you with that. Is there anything else I can do for you right now? No that would be it.