Hello how may I help you? Can you help me find a book? What book? A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole Is that on loan right now? That book is on loan, but we do have an online copy How does that work? can I read it on anything? Like say my smart phone or a tablet? Yes, you can read it on those devices or on a Kindle That sounds good actually I can probably get it right now and start reading it in a couple minutes then Would you like me to check it out for you? Yes my account number is 3222422. How does this work will you email me a link or something? Yes, you'll get the link in a moment. Ok, happy reading!