Hello how may I help you? I need to know about some rules. What do you need to know the rules of? How does someone win a game of tag? Games of tag usually don't have an ending or winners. What? That doesn't make sense. The person who gets tagged the least could be the winner, but there is some speculation on that. What kind of speculation? You're supposed to be clear on these things! I apologize for the inconvenience, the rules of tag aren't very clear. Welp... I guess I'll have to tell the kids that the game's going to last for eternity. Thank you, anyway. Hope they have fun, you're welcome!