Hello how may I help you? Hey, I want to apply for a library membership. I can help you apply for a membership. What town do you live in? I live in Puppyville, Florida. To apply for membership in the Hooterville library you must live in Hooterville or pay a monthly fee. Should I give you more details? Absolutely. The fee for nonresidents is $75 per month Jeez, that's pretty steep. Can I get a discount? Puppyville is really close to Hooterville. I'm sorry but that is the nonresident fee. Remember the Hooterville library has a large selection of 1203 books. All right, I guess I'll pay up. Just stop by our branch and bring your checkbook.