Hello how may I help you? need some help Certainly. How can I help today? sign up for membership I can help you sign up to our library! First, I need to ask if you live in the same town where we are located. im not Alright. This is not a problem but you will be billed $75 monthly in this case for a membership. ok Alright. Need me to sign you up? no Okay. Want me to help with something else today?