Hello how may I help you? I'm scared someone hacked my account. Please help That sounds awful. And what can I help you with today? My finances seem to be all wrong. I thought I had a lot more in my account than I do There seems to be some large, strange purchases recently to investments in a car park. No, I did those purchases These purchases are for $50,000 each session. Is this what you purchased? Yes, it was for sniper lessons from the CIA There have also been another purchase session for $25,000 for a real doll to be delivered by 6/22. haws* has** Oh that's right. I made that purchase. I think my account is correct then. It appears that your purchases are not suspicious at all. I would hope that you will keep records of these purchases for future references. I definitely will. Great advice! Thanks so much You're very welcome! Please be careful!