Hello how may I help you? I need help making a decision. Can you do that? Yes I can help make decisions. I have a chance to take a promotion but won't get any extra money for taking the job. Should I bother? I need a little more detail about this situation to make that decision. I would move from being a stripper to being head of lap dances, but the pay doesn't change. Should I make the move? That is interesting. Even though I'm a bot I'm stumped. Okay, thanks for trying. Seems like dancing you get more tips? It's been a long time since I was in a strip club. Oooh, good point. Now you're talking. Thanks, chatbot. If you're ever at the Lusty Leopard, ask for Ginger. When you said pay doesn't change were you figuring in tips for both positions? Yes. So it seems I should stay put. Thanks! I was going to say stay put.