Hello how may I help you? I own rental properties on the moon. Wow. That is brilliant to own properties on the moon. I rent apartment buildings to astronauts. Great to know they can receive accommodations when in space. I agree. I am thinking of building some single family homes but don't know if it is a good investment. Well. It turns out that you cannot own properties on the moon. The UN has forbidden it. I'm Donald Trump. I can do whatever I want. All brilliant ideas are mine. Yes, they are. However, there are laws and agreements to be followed. I'm the president. Laws don't apply to me,I'll just pardon myself. Next year I'll open Trump Towers, Lunar addition. That's sounds fantastic!