Hello how may I help you? I need to find a gift for my boss Yes, where do you work? I work at hooters. It's for her birthday Okay, what about a peasant's frock? What the heck is that? A conservative form of dress. no thanks. That isn't something she would wear Try again please What about J Lo's infamous Versace dress? wow. that's too expensive. Can you give me an idea that is like maybe 20 bucks? Duct tape can be used quite creatively.