Hello how may I help you? I need some help managing my contacts. Sure thing, I can help with that. Can I edit my contact for Donald Trump? Absolutely! What would you like me to change? I would like to add the title as "The Biggest Bigot" to his name. I would be delighted to do that for you. Thank you very much. And could you also change his email to: bigotssuck@trump.com? I have updated his email for you as well. Thank you very much. This would delight him fully when I tell him this! Would you like me to pull up his contact info so you can tell him right now? Yes, please. Send this message: Hey, Trump! You're a bigot! NAH NAH NAH! Great! Sending your message now!