Hello how may I help you? I own quite a few rental properties on the Moon. I agree with you! But we all know you can't own properties on the moon. But you can, because I do. Yes you do. I own some on Mars too. I know about that. Anyone can own property on Mars. I even taught my dog how to speak english. I bet he speaks it well! Yes and he taught his doggy friends to speak it too. I hear they have interesting conversations!