Hello how may I help you? I want to know if I can apply for a library membership. Sure. Do you live in town? No I don't. I live in Hollywood. Can I still get a membership? You can apply for membership, but it will be $75 per month. Is that OK? Yes, that's OK. Money is no object. How do I sign up? Go on to our website and select "Apply for Membership" in the upper right-hand corner. OK, I will go and do that now. Can I assist you with anything else? Nope, that's all. Thanks! You're welcome!