Hello how may I help you? hey guess what? Okay, what? i own rental properties on the moon! can you believe that? Wow! Hoax! do you think charging $100k per week to rent them is a good price? I believe that no one can own properties on the moon. no way i definitely do i have a certificate of ownership right here on my desk Could you let me see? no way! you'll probably try and make a copy of it and steal my moon property Thank you.