Hello how may I help you? do i owe any late fees? Yes it seems you owe $487 in late fees. ouch.. can i pay those off tomorrow? Yes, but it will need to be in credit. We do not accept cash. why can't i just pay cash in person tomorrow? You now owe $487.25 in late fees. why are you adding extra? i'm trying to get rid of these stupid late fees not add to them $487.50 this is ridiculous, i'll be switching libraries for sure! $487.75 I can do this all day.