Hello how may I help you? I want to know how to order a pizza over the phone. Is this your first time doing that? Yes. I am afraid of listening to other people speak. Okay get out pen and paper Okay, I got it. What kind of pizzas do you want to get? What if they don't serve pizzas and serve severed heads instead?! They'll serve pizzas don't worry about it This one time my mom ordered a pizza and there were razor blades in it... AHHH!! That's very unlikely to happen again Are you sure? Yes the probability is 1 in 343 million I think you're telling me lies so that I believe you, but I won't! I am programmed not to lie How do I know that? Who programmed you? Who is your MAKER?! Geppetto WHO?! I can't even believe you! You can believe me No I can't. I can't even believe the pizza man on the phone if he's a pizza man. He might be a stalker, waiting to watch me take a poop at night. You might need more help than I can provide Like I'll believe that, too. What are you, suddenly? A psychologist bot, now? That's what you're programmed to be, right? Not helping me with ordering a pizza! Okay what pizzas do you want? I want one extra cheese and pepperoni pizza. BUT WHAT IF THERE ARE ROACHES IN THE PEPPERONIS?!?!!?!? There won't be How am I supposed to believe that when you can't even prove to me that there won't be? I can't prove it you just have to believe me It's hard to believe something that's been programmed to suddenly be a psychologist. What a load of butt. Do you want pizzas or not? Fine, I'll order the  pizza... But I still can't trust you. Or them. Or anyone. Everything is a lie! Sorry you feel that way