Hello, how may I help you? Can I get a membership? Yes I can assist you with that. Are you a resident of Hooterville? No is that a problem No you can still get a membership but there is a fee if you are not a resident. What's the fee? The fee for non residents of Hooterville is $75 Ok how do I apply? You need to stop by the library with your money and fill out a form Ok what is the location We are at 1212 Main Street in Hooterville. Thank you for your helptoday