Hello how may I help you? Where's that pizza I ordered 10 mins ago? Let me check that for you. OK Well, it looks like your delivery person has hit some traffic, and unfortunately I cannot provide a current ETA. Can I get my pizza for free then? You can ask your delivery person for a complimentary coupon off your next pizza order. Ok thanks I have notified that driver to text your phone number on your order when he is near your location. Sounds good Anything else I can assist you with today? Thats it