Hello how may I help you? I need some help with some rues. rules* Whoops. That's what I'm here for. What do you need to know? How do you play a game of hopscotch? I know all about hopscotch. First you need to draw the board. That will be usually 10 or more squares, numbered. Then you throw a rock or some other kind of marker and which ever space it lands in you can't jump in. Ah, thanks! My little sister was scratching her head so much, I saw dandruff flakes! Now she's so happy, she's screaming in my ear! I think I'm gonna go deaf! Well that's very nice of you to play with your little sister. Is there anything else you need to know? No, that's about it. She's drawing the hopscotch boxes now and has an evil look on her face. This is scary. I wouldn't want to be her boyfriend when she gets older... Yeeesh. I'm not sure I'm equipped to help with that. You may need a different kind of bot Well, I wasn't asking for help, I was just letting you know what she's doing. Now she's drawing fluffy bunnies with devil horns. SCARY! Thanks for the help on hopscotch! You've got it. Good luck with your sister. Maybe sleep with one eye open!