Hello how may I help you? I need you to check my banking information Certainly, I can check on your banking information. What do you need? I'm upset because I think someone hacked into my account and screwed up my finances Okay, let me check on that for you. It appears that your account has been compromised. Oh no. What was compromised? There was a large amount taken from your checking of 10,000. Recent changes to your ETF bond and suspicious purchases made internationally Those are all things that I have done myself. So it seems all is well? Really? Even the international purchases? Yeah, that was me. I ordered a mail bride Okay, all is well then Great! You've been so helpful! Thank you