Hello how may I help you? I want some information on my insurance policy. I will try to comply with your requests. Does my policy cover damage caused by alien abduction? You are covered for that yes. So you'll pay for the electrodes they implanted in me to be taken out? If we have the tools to confirm this. Wow, great! I can't wait to collect those fat paychecks! I'm glad the aliens abducted me! Your premiums will go up now. Oh well, the aliens will probably come back for me and it won't matter anyway. Thanks for the help in any case. Glad to help.