Hello how may I help you? Hello. I am interested in some instructions for how to build a time machine. To confirm, you are asking how to build a time machine. Is that correct? Yes. I'm sorry, unfortunately that is currently an impossible task. Is there anything else I can help you with? Are you sure? I was under the impression that you would be able to help me. Perhaps another version of myself will be able to assist, many years in the future. At this time though, no.' Well, okay. Is there anything else that I could help with? No, thank you. You're welcome.