Hello how may I help you? Hey library bot, can you help me find a book? Absolutely, human. What book are you looking for? Its VALIS by Philip K Dick Alright. Paperback or hardcover? Paperback please We have 2 editions: 1999 and 2007. Which one are you interested in? 1999 please Okay, I have it here. What would you like me to do? Nothing, I just wanted to know if you had it, thanks library bot! bye Alright.