Hello, how may I help you? I need help What kind of help? Find me a nearest hardware store The nearest hardware store to you is Tough Guy's Hard Hard Hardware at 97 Blueberry Lane. Do they sell mouse trap? Yes! Several kinds. Can you buy me 1 mouse trap please? Sure, I can send that to the address you have on file. What kind should I buy? The cheap kind or the mean kind. 4th Main St Chicago the mean kind please All right. I've got that all lined up for you! Can I help you with anything else? That is all