Hello how may I help you? Can you help me name something? Sure what is it? I just bought a boat, need a cool name for it! How about boaty mcboatface? Funny! Got any more traditional names perhaps? Do you think of the boat as a man or woman? A woman definitely, I'm traditional like that How about your Royal Highness the exalted Queen of the Seas? Sounds something like I can get behind. Thanks for the help You're