Hello how may I help you? I want to pay off my late fees. Great. What is your library card number so I can pull up your account. 3425346324 Okay. It looks like you owe $6.75 for overdue library books. Okay. I got a $10 bill from my Grandma I want to use. The library only accepts credit cards. Cash is no longer accepted. I don't have a credit card. I want to pay with the $10. The library only accepts credit cards. It cannot process cash payments. That's . That response is unacceptable. Belligerent customers are not tolerated and 25 cents has been added to your late fees. Yeah  the library!