Hello how may I help you? I got a question about my pizza. ok, i love pizza I'm trying to place my order, but I don't see any black olives. Isn't that topping available? i'm sorry black olives are not available at this time Darn. I also did not see barbecued beef. That's not available either? there is a cow shortage currently. we are sorry if this negatively affects your pizza experience That's odd. I hadn't heard anything about that. I guess I will just have to stick with what I have. the pigs are quite plentiful if you would like sausage No thanks We're not in the mood for sausage today. ok, have a good day