Hello how may I help you? I need some help buying some gifts. Sure thing. What's the occasion? My roommate just came out of 20 year coma? Congratulations to her! How about a nice big dinner? Well, I dont think she can eat food, as she has been on a feeding tube for 20 years. Hmm, how about a nice gold-plated walker, to ease the learning curve? Sounds delux. However she also lost both legs due to bed sores. Perhaps a new pair of prosthetics, also gold-plated of course. Yes, She will love the gold plated prosthetics. Great! I hope she does!