Hello how may I help you? I have a question about monopoly. What would you like to know about Monopoly? How do we decide who goes first? The youngest player goes first. Are you sure it isn't the shortest? The official rules indicate the youngest player goes first. Nah that can't be right. Sounds like flawed logic. I'm sorry. I don't understand your question. Mmhmmm. Is there anything else I can help you with? No thank you.