Hello how may I help you? Can you help? I think someone hacked into my bank account I can help. What is your account number please? I am not going to give that to you Okay, how about your name? I need some information to look up your account My name is Inigo Montoya Thank you very much. I can see some suspicious charges on your account. Are you traveling? I am traveling the world to find my true love Buttercup Well, did you charge 2,400$ while in China at a toy store? I have never been to China. How do I stop this fraudulent nonsense? I will refund that charge to your account, cancel your current debit card and have a new one sent out immediately. If you require any further help, let me know Can you ensure that nothing s wrong? Everything will be fine now.