Hello how may I help you? Yeah do you guys have apples as a pizza topping? I'm sorry, but apple is not available as a topping silly. What about pear? Sorry we don't have that either Grapes? We don't have grapes Geez. Can I just get a large strawberry pizza then? Sorry we don't have strawberry or any other fruits. Not even pineapple? We just ran out of pineapple I'm just going to make my own pizza since apparently you guys don't know what you're doing.