Hello how may I help you? Can you help with information and scheduling of shows? Yes, I have been programmed to do that. Great!! I want to know if you can schedule me some tickets to see Cleopatra at the Metroplex festival next weekend? Unfortunately, that goes beyond my role here, and I am not equipped to help with that. You can't schedule a show for me? That goes beyond my role and capacity, as I said. Is there something else I can help with? Nope, but thanks for trying! You are welcome, though I did not try, as I already knew I would fail. I understand. I just thought you could help schedule a show for me. Thanks though! You are welcome. I was happy to help.