Hello how may I help you? Can you help me socially? Sure, in what context? I need interesting conversation starters for a party. Im a total nerd What kind of party is it? Call reunion Class Excellent So the objective is to seem successful? Class reunion is 25th yes i am successful very rich i am Brilliant Perhaps keep a dollar in your breast pocket And offer it to anyone on the verge of sneezing Good one. I like it Give it a shot