Hello how may I help you? I need to learn how to make a fire I could usually assist you with this but I am currently legally obligated not to fulfill your request Aww man, why can't you legally help with this? Will after I taught little Jimmy how to make napalm they decided that I can't give any instructions on anything that could be dangerous anymore Okay! That is understandable. Can you send me a link of a how-to video i I'm sorry I cannot do that Okay, thanks anyway No problem Bye Bye