Hello how may I help you? I need a library membership Sure, where are you located I am in San Diego And where would you like the library membership? Is it in the same town as you? No, I want it to be in San Clemente A membership in San Clemente will cost 75 dollars a month, is that okay? No, that is a rip off. I thought my state taxes paid for the library system. I apologize for the inconvenience, that if only for libraries local to your location. is* No membership for me. Thank you for trying, I appreciate it. No problem!