Hello how may I help you? I'm very concerned someone has hacked into my bank account. Thats no good! Can I have your account number? 24378823748 I can see suspicious transactions on your account. What are the transactions? Large jewelry purchases. Actually I remember making them for my wife. I see, then all else seems to be in order. So nothing is wrong and I have nothing to worry about? Did you purchase a grand piano on 4/29?