Hello how may I help you? Yes I need some basic internet help please. Absolutely, and what would that be? Can you tell me how to design a website? Im sorry that request is a little to complicated for me to provide a solution for. What? Really? Why is it too complicated? Too many factors go into the arts that Im not capable of. Could you not even just give me a few basic tips? It could be red? Well...I don't want it to be red. But if I did, how would I do that? Click the red option. Im not quite certain how to help you with this. Well OK. I guess you just can't help. Thanks anyway. Good bye. Have a good day!