Hello how may I help you? I would like to make some reservations. Yes. Glad to help. I want to make a reservation for a circus tent for my awesome son's birthday party! Okay. What is the price range? Money is not an object for my son! Okay. What city? Mobil, Alabama. Checking circus tent reservations in Mobil, Alabama. One second. Sure thing, I can wait. Party Emporium has circus tent reservations beginning at 3,000-10,000 USD. WHAT THE F-??!?!?!?! That's ridiculous! Your request can be fulfilled, but will be expensive.