Hello how may I help you? How can I win at the text adventure Zork? I'm only here to help you play, not win Can you give me any tips? yes, win the game, then celebrate Can you help me with any games? only this one, i'm not a genius Can you tell me the rules of Zork? the first rule of Zork is "don't talk about Zork"!! How do you play Zork? First, Text the area you want to do battle in Then choose weapon