Hello how may I help you? Yes I need ideas for gifts. I can help with that! Who's the gift for? What should I get my spouse for her 53rd birthday? How about a rock or a box of snails? No thank you. Any other ideas? You can give her a box of chocolates or a bouquet of flowers. Thats a good idea but I'll pass. I need to do something big What about dinner at her favorite restaurant? No. this is not helping me here. How about a coffee mug?