Hello how may I help you? Can you provide me insurance information? Yes I will be able to help with that. What does my policy cover? It seems your policy covers damage caused by water, fire, and acts of god. What about nuclear war? I'm afraid I cannot answer that unless your name was John Connor. Nice. What about a zombie apocalypse? Other fictitious apocalyptic situations are not currently on your policy and I will be unable to add them, as they are fictitious. Says you. Anything else I can help with today? No, that's all thanks.