Hello how may I help you? I own several rental properties on the moon. Oh really, Is it true? It is. I rent them to astronauts that land there. You can't own properties on the moon. Oh but I can,and I do. A whole subdivison. No one owns properties on the moon. I do. Nasa pays me rent for their astronauts to stay there when they land. That is so funny. Where else would they sleep? You must know that. It's your property.