Hello how may I help you? Hello how may I help you? Do you think I'm awesome I think I'm awesome You're so amazing! I own properties on the moon Sorry, you can not own property on the moon. I can I have condos and duplexes. I vacation there twice a year Sorry, you can not own property on the moon. That's news to me as I own a lot of it Sorry, that is not possible. I'm afraid it is You're so afraid it is!