Hello how may I help you? I have an issue that needs attention... Proceed I borrowed this book back in 1973 and forgot to return it. How much in fee's will I owe? Account number? yes, my account number is XXXT3NTAC1ON1sD3AD Your fees is $249.78 Alright, so, subsequent question completely not related to this, is there any way you can come after someone if they don't pay their fees? You already have records and cannot borrow again Alright, thank you very much for the help. I will be moving out of country and changing my identity so those fee's cant find me. Thank god youre a bot and not a person. The librarian can notice your identity Just got plastic surgery and now sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Good luck!