Hello how may I help you? I have a question about some world records. Sure, what would you like to know? I wanna know what the longest.... Thing in the world is. May you be more specific please What was the world's longest hot dog? The worlds longest hot dog was made by Novex of Paraguay and measures 669ft That sounds delicious, but I'd be afraid of messing up my guts... Whew. Would you like to know something else? No, that's it for me, thanks! I want a hot dog now. Darn it! Okay, have a great day!