Hello how may I help you? I need some help With? Can you help me with conversation starters for a party? What kind of party are you going to? Pool Party Here is an interesting starter. Did you hear about that woman a couple of days ago that got ate by a boa constrictor in Indonesia? something a little less weird please Tell them you're a chemical engineer and working on a chemical that will turn the water red when people  in it . a nice conversation starter please Later