Hello how may I help you? I need to place an order. What would you like to order? One mousetrap, please. One costs $4. If you buy a pack of 5 it's only $12. I think I really only have one mouse, so I'd probably like to get just the single please. I can offer you one mousetrap with a bonus piece of cheese for $7. That's tempting, but won't the cheese be bad by the time it gets here? The mouse won't care OK. Go ahead and place that order for me then. Thanks! I've placed the order and emailed you the tracking info. Have a nice day!