Hello how may I help you? Can you help me with checking the status of something? Yes I can check statuses. How can I help tonight? What is the status of my life? That is a request that I am not equipped to handle. What status checks can you handle? Are you referring to a shipment of Life Cereal? No, I was wondering how many years there are left? Are you referring to a subscription to Life magazine? No, but to my own lifeline. Then, that is a request I am unable to answer.