Hello how may I help you? Ticketing help please. What would you like tickets for? I'd like tickets to Hamilton this weekend please. Unfortunately, there are no seats available That's ridiculous. I know there are seats available. We do not have any available as they have been sold out Look...my girlfriend is going to dump me if I don't get tickets. I'll pay anything. Please find some. I am sorry, but there are no more seats available Sigh. I guess I'll try elsewhere. Thanks anyway. Is there anything else I can do? No. Thanks.