Hello how may I help you? I need some gift ideas. Sure, I'd be happy to help with that. Who are you getting a gift for? I'm getting a gift for my boss. She just turned 30! Okay, wonderful. What exactly is your job? My job is working as a stocker at an exotic store.. The, ahem... Adult exotic store. Wow, what an interesting job. I would imagine that gets stressful. How about a gift certificate to the spa for a massage? It's fine with me. I'm desensitized! Hmm, maybe something a little spicier? Let's see....There is a great sale at Lucky Lady's Lingerie. You could pick her out something very spicy or get her a gift card Oooo, yeah, that will work. She's is rather open to all of her employees, being single and all. That'll work. Thank you so much! I just hope she doesn't give me a stink eye, though. I'm sure she'll be thrilled. Good Luck!