Hello how may I help you? I'm confused about monopoly Sure, I can help. What are you confused about So I think you get money when you land on free parking but my wife says you don't. Who is right? Well it appears that your wife is right. When one lands a free parking nothing happens What? I've been playing it that way my whole life Sorry, but those are the roles It's cool, I've never won an argument so why would I want to start now That's funny actually. Is there anything else No, thanks Have a nice day you too