Hello, how may I help you? Hi. I have this mouse in my house and it's driving me ape! Ok. You would be looking for a mouse trap. Correct? Yeah. The really inhumane kind. Ok. I found three stores near you that sell mousetraps. Take a look Hm, which one is closest? Hmm lets see. That would be Target on Wilshire Blvd. Would you like directions? Nah, I know where that is. Thanks! No problem! You're the best. Aww. you're too kind No, you