Hello how may I help you? I got a notice that I have some late fees? Yes. You owe $500 in late fees. Umm how? By not returning The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King and The Hobbit for over 460 days./ Yeah but they're so good. Surely I'm not the first one to make this mistake? No, but this is what you owe. I can't pay that. I could buy 20 copies of each for that! I will now charge 25 cents to your late fees for a feisty response. Was that really a feisty response? Yes. You now owe $500.25 in late fees. You're not my real dad