Hello how may I help you? I am looking to settle my library account I can help you with this. Looks like you have $35 in late fees. Would you like to pay now? Just 35? I thought I had 800 dollars in fees to pay? No, it appears that would be the library in Broward. Oh........... Well........ Um. Basically I'm not paying any of these fees in any location. I just wanted them to be erased Sorry, then we cannot settle your account. I'm not sure you understand. I need all the money I owe to be gone. Sorry, I cannot do that. I will have to add 25 cents to your late fees now. Well you can add as much as you like! I'm not payin! That is unfortunate. We have no merged your library accounts and it seems you now owe $1000 plus the 25 cents. Please settle your debt as soon as possible. Thank you! D:! You are impossible bot!