Hello how may I help you? hey i ordered a pizza, where is it? I can help you with that One moment please The pizza is en route can i get an ETA on it arriving? One moment Is should arrive in 6-8 minutes alright it better, i'm starving If it doesn't the pizza is on us that customer service is one of the reasons i order from you I hope you enjoy your pizza i will, thank you Feel free to stiff the pizza boy