Hello how may I help you? I need to find out if my account is past due. Alright. What is your account number? 2987433 You currently owe $100 in late fees. Would you like to pay that now? Yes, I want to pay the library the $100 I owe in pennies. Sorry we only take credit at the moment. Are my pennies not good enough for the library? No, we do not accept cash. That's unacceptable. I need to pay my fines in cash. Sorry, you'll have to pay by credit online. I just wont pay. Thanks.