Hello how may I help you? Oh boy!!1 I sure do love being Trump. Wouldn't you agree. I agree Mr. President, it must be amazing! Please, call me Dictator Trump. It suits me better. Yes Dictator Trump, I do agree it is much more fitting. Well, besides being the best dictator ever, I am also the greatest real estate developer in the history of the world. Scratch that. The Universe. I agree completely! The very best there ever was! It's unfortunate that you can't own properties on the moon. Yet. Well, let me tell you...unequivocally. Obama and that crooked Hillary may say otherwise. But, I have the best rental properties in the Moon. The finest. I agree sir, they finest properties in the land! They may say otherwise, but they are just jealous of your mighty hands. Yes, my very hand built Trump Tower and will be Putin's Trump Tower in Moscow! Trump Tower in Moscow will be best yet!