Hello how may I help you? I need some help with something really silly Sure, I can try to help you. I'm hungover, I have a headache, and the tylenol is in a childproof bottle. How do I open it? Do you happen to see any markings on the bottle cap? Perhaps an arrow or something like that? It;s hard to see right now but I think part of it feels a little different Okay. Usually, the arrows point in a counter-clockwise direction. You want to push down on the lid while turning it at the same time in that direction. Oh, you keep pushing while you turn it? Yes, you need to keep a fair amount of pressure pushing the lid down, all while attempting to turn it at the same time. This is complicated. Thanks a lot bot Sorry. i wish I could make it easier for you.