Hello how may I help you? Hello, I am your librarian bot, how may I help you? I would like to take care of some late fees please can you help with that? Sure I can help you with that. May I have your library account number please? Sure. It's 7845289586 Okay, it appears you have not returned three books on time, and one DVD. Plus having a prior fine that has been unpaid now for six months. Your total late fees currently amount to $95. Would you like to pay the entire bill today? Yes, that's no problem. I will be paying in cash Great. Unfortunately our new system no longer accepts cash. So, will that be Visa or Mastercard? No, it will be cash. I can come into the library and take care of it there if I need to Please Sir, or Madam, we no longer accept cash. It doesn't matter if you come in person, or pay online. We only accept credit. This is the only payment we accept. I repeat will that be Visa or Mastercard? If you won't take cash, I won't pay. This is ridiculous. If you continue to act belligerent I shall have to add an additional 25 cent fine for each day this fine remains unpaid. It is up to you, but the longer you wait the larger your fine will become. Will be paying today? No, I think i'll be burning my library card in protest. Thanks for nothing Sorry for the inconvenience, but rest assured if you change your mind, I will be happy to assist you. okay then