Hello how may I help you? Hi I wanna go skiing Can you help me set up a trip? Of course. Do you have a location in mind? How about Denver Aspen ? There's a resort called Mountain High that has garnered stellar ratings. What do you think? Sounds amazing lets book it use my paypal account to pay any dates will do just take me there Ok how many people? 3 Me my wife and mistress Earliest date is November 15th. Does that work? Sounds good Ok date booked for your threesome. Hahahahahahah awesome thanks