Hello how may I help you? Help!! I think my accounts been hacked Tell me what happened. Well I checked my balance and it appears to be lower than I thought. I think someone meddled in my account and moved my finances around Looks like there have been some suspicious purchases and strange investments made in your name. Hmm..can you give me the details so I can see if they are correct or not? Did you purchase a $6400 jet ski this morning? Yeah, I admit it. That was me. Is there anything else? Looks like you shifted all your money out of Apple and into Sears in your investment portfolio Oh that's right. I totally forgot that. Now I can slow my breathing down Alright, glad everything's sorted!