Hello how may I help you? Can you help me sort things? yes. what can i sort for you? I am a customer and would like you to sort out for me why the customer is always right? i'm sorry but i am not equipped to help with this kind of sorting I understand, you sort out items, not ideas? that is correct How do you do that online? Like, can you sort my groceries? i'm sorry but i am not equipped to explain that either This is a very strange service to provide, in this customer's opinion. yes. i am sorry