Hello how may I help you? Hey, I was wondering about a certain topping. Sure. Which topping? Soft-boiled eggs. Can I get a pizza with that on it? Unfortunately, that topping is unavailable. Darn, what about hard-boiled eggs? That is also unavailable. Um, what about caviar? Yes, we have caviar. Would you like that? Yes, please! Great! I will add it to your order.