Hello how may I help you? Hi I am looking for suitable gifts for my boss. what will be the occasion? His birthday. and what is your job? We work at a stripclub ok, so you must have a lot of money due to tips from customers then... is your boss a girl or a guy? I said "his" birthday so no suggestions? ohh ok, i'm so sorry madame... well you can just buy a brief for him Im a guy its a male stripclub... does that matter?