Hello how may I help you? Can you help me with something I'm writing? Of course! I'm in a short story writing competition. Do you know any good creative writing prompts? Sure. You could write about an abandoned 3-legged dog who is seeking revenge on the family of seagulls who ate his Christmas morning breakfast. That sounds very compelling. Would it make sense if the dog had a friend who was an otter? That would make perfect sense to me. The otter would provide an advantage when the seagulls are at sea. Awesome. I definitely want the story to be believable. Maybe I should include an elaborate dancing scene? Elaborate dancing and perhaps some sorcery. The otter could posses magical powers that only work when he is friends with a dog. That's so good. Okay, off to my typewriter I go! Thanks for the help! Any time!