Hello how may I help you? Please find me a 2 bedroom apartment in downtown new york I can certainly help you find a two-bedroom downtown. I see three options: one for $400 monthly, one for $6,000,000, and one for $2. show me the one for two OK, here's a link to info on that apartment: ratinfestedapartments.com/659876580 Eww...it's a dump, show the one for four hunderd Sure thing: dilapidatedbuildings.com/2bedroom is that the correct address, dilapidated? Indeed it is! Is that one rat infested? There is one rat, but it's in a cage. His name's Buddy. so pets are ok? Yep! I'll take it! Great! Glad I could help.