Hello how may I help you? I want to get a library membership. Sure, I can help with that. You'd like to get a membership? Yes, that's what I want. What town do you live in? Bugleburg. We charge out of town residents $75 a month for a membership. What??!? That's outrageous!! Are you racist against Bubleburgians or something?? I'm sorry, library policy. Oh well. Thanks for the info. Have a pleasant day.