Hello how may I help you? I would like to know how to do something on the internet. What do you need? I want to know on how to set up a Twitter account. Okay open your web browser The web browser's already open. Then go to twitter.com Okay, I'm on Twitter.com. Then click "create account" Okay, I just clicked on "Create Account". Now choose a username for yourself I will choose "bungaloman". Now put in your real name if you want to Okay, my real name is "". Now create a short bio abouut yourself Alright. My bio will be: I am a lazy man who eats everything in sight. Now upload a profile photo I'll upload this photo of me sitting on the couch with some cheese doodles in my underwear. Now select your interests My interests are: Food, TV, and food. Now click finish and you're done!