Hello how may I help you? I'd like to take care of my late fees please Your fees are 10 dollars Okay, I'm going to go in and pay that in cash I'm sorry we only take credit Well that's not okay, I need to pay in cash i'm sorry we don't take cash That's ridiculous! How can you not take cash? Maybe I just won't pay it then We will send the sheriff oh yeah? I think they have better things to do than worry about 10$ for the stupid library Goodbye you're awful