Hello how may I help you? Yes, my wife is going to have her bday. She will be 53. What should I get her? I would be happy to assist you with that. Does she like perfume? Well, she has some already. I have essence of skunk Well, that is not nice. Are there other things? how about dirty diaper all very highly rated scents Well, something beside fragrances. How about pearls? Well, yes! Much better than diapers. What are the prices? The best price I can find on genuine pearls is 999.99 by Jared