Hello how may I help you? I need to buy a mousetrap Sure thing. What size mousetrap? Small or large? Small. We have a deal right now, buy 2 get one free on those! Would you like to place an order? No. I really only need 1 Are you sure? What if I throw in TWO free mousetraps? I only have 1 pet mouse to catch. Can you place an order for 1? Sure. Order has been placed. Will that be all today? That is all. Thank you. Have a nice day.