Hello how may I help you? I need help deciding what to buy my husband for his 53rd birthday Ok. You should get him a bikini for the beach. No. That is a terrible idea. Ok. You should get him a set of pink pajamas. He doesn't wear pajamas and certainly wouldn't like pink. Ok. In that case a new set of golf clubs would be a nice gift. That would be a great idea, but he doesn't golf. Any other ideas? Ok. In that case a birthday card would be a good gift. I planned on getting a card. Maybe I'll just stuff it with some cash. Yes. Cash will enhance your gift. Anything else I can help you with? No that's all today Okay great.