Hello how may I help you? Can you tell me why Microsoft tech support keeps calling me? Have you put in a support ticket recently? No Watch out, it's a trap! How is it a trap? They want your personal information. Do not tell them anything! Oh great i gave them my ssn D'oh! I guess I'll have to contact the FBI for you. Yeah I'm screwed, but since I'm stupid . I probably deserve it!!! Well its people like you who give me a job. Thanks! You are welcome did you need my SSN number also? Sure, I'm a Nigerian Prince.