Hello how may I help you? I want to apply membership. Sure. Which library would you want a card for? What? You want a membership, right? Which library? Not in the same town. If you don't live in the same town as the library the membership will cost you $75 monthly What? How is that? There's a surcharge for out-of-towners. I'm sorry. Okay I will be back next time. Have a nice day!