Hello, how can I help you? Hey, do I have a meeting scheduled for March 24? Hi, yes you do! At 10am Yeah, you can just delete that. Will do! Would you like to reschedule? Nah. I got fired. I don't think I'm going to have any meetings for a very long time. I am sorry to hear that! Actually, can you set a reminder for me to start drinking at 9 AM tomorrow? Consider it done! Would you like me to add anything to your shopping list? Yeah, maybe six handles of Johnnie Walker? Consider it done!