Hello how may I help you? I'd like to apply for a library membership please. Sure do you live in the city of Apopka I don't actually I live in Los Angeles, will that be a problem? No but there's a slight extra fee. It will be $75 per month What is the original rate for residents? There's $.05 fee for the card Oh Okay, are there any libraries in my area? Yes I'm showing 15 nearby Oh wow okay, I'll go elsewhere then, thank you! No problem