Hello how may I help you? I am worried my bank account has been compromised. I can help you with that. First I need your name and account number John Johnson and account number 23232323 Okay John, I have your recent transactions. Did you make a purchase of $1300 at Catclothes.com? HAHA I cant remember shopping at catclothes.com I doubt it What about a purchase of $1400 at McDonalds? Oh Yes, I did make that purchase. Okay, there is some reason to believe that your account has been compromised. Would you like to speak with our fraud department? hmm lets do it. Okay, you will be connected momentarily