Hello how may I help you? I think somebody hacked my account ! Let me look into your account. Did you make a purchase of XXX for $400? I did, and it was awesome The only other transaction I see is XOX for $100. That was also me. Are you sure nothing else looks funky? Let me look for more proof. ok It looks like your retirement account has been emptied. Did you make changes to this account? That was me, I moved it to an IRA Why do you think someone hacked your account? Maybe I'm just paranoid. Thanks bank bot You're welcome.