Hello how may I help you? I have been having a terrible week. Can you give me some inspiring quotes? Sure, I can find some inspirational quotes for you! Okay. Thanks Oprah Winfrey "Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer." That one is pretty good. Do you have another one? Sure, let me see.... Okay thanks Sidney Poitier "I always had the ability to say no. That's how I called my own shots." That one is better. Thanks for the quotes Great, do you want to hear more? No. Thanks