Hello how may I help you? Yes, library help please. Okay what kind of help do you need? Yes, hello? Still there? I would like a membership please. Do you live in the city I live in Shelbyville. It's $75 a month then What??? Are you serious? Yes That's outrageous! But, I guess I'll pay. Sign me up please. Okay give me a Visa card number and I'll sign you up