Hello how may I help you? I need to order a pizza Sure, what toppings would you like on your pizza? Do you have snails? We do not offer snails as a topping. Do you have carrots? We do not offer carrots as a topping. Oh well, how about a plain cheese then. I can add my own snails. What size would you like your pizza to be? large Ok, I've ordered a large cheese pizza for you.