Hello how may I help you? Should I go to an Italian or Japanese restaurant I would go with Italian, can't go wrong with pasta Okay. Is there one near my location? I can look into that. Where are you located? I'm in Arizona There is the Piccola restaurant near your location, about 5 miles Do they serve Flying Spaghetti Monster? They do, it's part of their specials Great! Thanks for your help@ Have a good day