Hello how may I help you? hello? Hi how can i help you? Can you give me a quote sure, i can help you with that Funny quotes pls ok, let me check some funny quotes for you Sure, I can wait. upon checking on my resources the only quotes i can find is from Albert Einstein, "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods" Can i ask another ? i'll be sending you more quotes through your email since i'm still waiting for the page to load up