Hello how may I help you? Yes, I love my son so much. There has never been anyone like him. So, he gets the best. Okay. What can I help you do for your son? I need to rent a large circus tent to house the best birthday ever. Circus tents can be pretty expensive but I can find some for you if this is not an issue. Money is no object. Alright. The best offer I found for you is $900 to rent a circus tent for a day from Clown Co. . Does this work for you? What?! That is too much. My son isn't that great. I am sorry I couldn't find anything that is less expensive for you. Well, I wish you were my son. You seem more understanding. I don't know what to say to that. Need anything else?