Hello how may I help you? Hi, can you help me with my phone settings? yes, I can help you with your phone settings. I'm almost blind so I need to change the font settings as large as possible. Okay, I will set them at the largest font size. Great. I'm also almost deaf so I'll need the ringer set as loud as possible. Done. Phone volume set for maximum ringer volume Can you make sure the volume is only at 50% when my mother calls though? I am afraid I am not equipped to help you as this request is byond my role Oh, gotcha. I'll just pretend I can't hear her calls. HA Thanks!