Hello how may I help you? Whats the current temperature of my home? I can help you with that, one moment. Sure I can wait The current temperature in your home is 90 degrees. That's a pretty good temperature. Turn up the heat to 105 degrees please Which room would you like heated? I want all the rooms in the house to be heated So you want all rooms heated to a balmy 105 degrees, is that correct? Yes. I want to feel the pain of my sorrows in this heat. I want us all to suffer today. Okay, your house has been changed to 105 degrees. Enoy your sauna! Thank you!