Hello how may I help you? I need some help about my bank account! Sure, I can help. What is the issue concerning your bank account I think some  was trying to hack into my bank account and messed with my financials! First off what is your name My name is Donald Trump. Okay, Mr. Trump. what is your account number 666 Okay, give me a second to check my computer. Sure thing. This is having me WORRIED! WORRIED! WORRIED! Based, on my quick search there is evidence of suspicious activities you should go you local bank to resolve the issue Thank you very much for the help! This is ridiculous! Ridiculous! Ridiculous!