Hello how may I help you? I need some help with a decision, dude! I can help you make a decision. Well, okay, bruh. There's this party going on and... Well. They have a contest . Is this a good idea? I'm sorry, but I suggest that you steer clear of this party. Drugs are not good for you and you want to stay away from girls that smell like sauerkraut. You may get a disease. What?! Dude, that sounds like a total killer for my ! If you like to shove hot dogs in your belly button. You may just want to do that at home by yourself. Why? It's so much more FUN with other peeps! Invite over a couple of your own friends, and have a private party. Borrrrinnnggg. Well, thanks, anyway. SEE YA! Bye!