Hello how may I help you? Hi there. I need to buy a mousetrap Ok. Would you be interested in a 2-for-1 deal? Mayyyybe But it is for the deluxe mousetrap I'll pass, then. I'll just get the one regular mousetrap It offers a foolproof operation and utilizes a nifty anti-spring device that only operates by weight, causing no issues to human error Plus, you get 2 for the price of 1 Alright. I'll do the 2 for 1 deluxe, then. I probably have more than one mouse anywways Fantastic! I will put you through to our ordering department to seal the deal. Thanks! You are welcome. Good luck with the mice!