Hello how may I help you? Hello. I wanted to see if the weather will be favorable for skiing next weekend. Unlikely. Next weekend will be cloudy with a change of meatballs. change chance Meatballs?Ii am unfamiliar with this term in regards to weather. Balls of meat will fall out of the sky Cooked or raw? cooked Oh. Well if enough accumulates it could make for some interesting skiing. Unfortunately, most ski hills will be closed next weekend due to the weather anomaly. However, Olive Garden will be offering free meatballs with all you can eat pasta Hmmmm. I guess that could be an okay alternative. Is there anything else I can help you with? No. Thank you.