Hello how may I help you? i would like to pay my late fees Sure thing. Would you like to pay the entire balance of $36.50? yes please Ok, go ahead and give me your credit card info and we'll get that done. i only have cash I'm sorry, we only accept credit. No cash. that is unfortunate! i have good money. it's legal tender. by law you have to accept it for payment/ We are allowed to have our own policy. I am increasing your fine 25 cents due to your obstinance. nope, not happening. thanks to this transcript i can now sue you for failure to accept payment. cheers. Have a good day, sir.