Hello, how may I help you? Hi Hello! Reservation bot here! How can I help you? I'd like to reserve seats for a showing at the Marquis theater this weekend. Can you tell me what is available? Unfortunately it isnt available at all. Are there any seats available at any time this week? There isn't any available seats in the theater until June 2020 Wow, the place was abandoned last week, that was quick... is there seating room on the curb out front? Curb seats are now $10,000 and are occupied by squatters due to an uproar about the recent popularity. Shucks... guess I'll have to take my trophy fianc to a high class dinner at taco bell instead. Can you notify me if the curb seats open up? Sure! Setting notifications for Curb seats at the Marquis Theater. Thanks