Hello how may I help you? What is the company's policy on animals in the office? We only allow service animals to be in the building at any time Can I bring a goldfish? Unfortunately not, a goldfish cannot be classified as a service animal How about a goldfish in a coffee mug? No that is not acceptable How about a chimp in a business suit? That also is not acceptable. But he's good at customer service I am sorry but this is our policy Okay thanks