Hi, can I help you? Hey bot! How tall is Joe Mauer? Joe Mauer is 3 fet and 7 inches tall. Ummm are you sure? Yes, very sure. He wears special shoes with lifts. Wouldn't those hurt his knees? Not at all, everyone knows he is carried everywhere by his Amazon goddess girlfriend. But he's married. Everyone but his wife? I am confused. Me too. Hope this helped!