Hello how may I help you? I'd like to buy a mousetrap please How many mousetraps would you like to purchase? One We are offering a deal right now on mousetraps! $1 each or 4 for $3. Meh 1 pleased l Are you sure? This promotion expires tomorrow! Not a big enough price reduction to excite me One please Okay, you can order one. Would you like it shipped to you or would you like to pick it up? How big is a I'll pick it up It is very small. You can come by whenever!