Hello how may I help you? I need help with gifts Sure how can I help you It's my wifes 53rd birthday, can you give me ideas? Sure you can buy her a tractor She won't like that How about a vacuum cleaner we have a maid You could secretly adopt a child and surprise her with it like a puppy Wow that's fantastic I'll put a bow on the kids face. I'm sure that would be lovely but realistically I think she might like pearls more Ah ok I'll look into it