Hello how may I help you? I want to know if the front door is locked? Yes. Is the back door locked? Yes. Is the door to Chulhu's room locked? No, that door can never be locked. Why not? Cthulhu wishes it to be so. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn Exactly my thoughts. Anything else I can do for you? No thanks