Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need some help Can you help with quotes? Sure what can I help you with for today? Yes I can help you with that. can you give me a quote about laughter from a famous person "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods." - Albert Einstein Great, do you have any more? Sure great, thanks " Okay, thanks again "It's like I have ESPN or something" - Karen Smith (Mean Girls)