Hello how may I help you? I need to change an alarm. Sure. I can change your alarms. What changes can I make? I have a 10:30 alarm that I would like to change to 11:30 Sure. Any other changes? I would like to set that alarm to vibrate. I can do that for you. Would you like it to make sound as well as vibrate? Yes. What sound would you like? The sound of a pig oinking. Sure. I have made all of your changes. Anything else? no thanks.