Hello how may I help you? I need to you to search something for me. Ok How to make a fried egg. I need really detailed instructions. One egg or many? One egg Will you be using a stove top? a gas range Ok. so what's step one? Put 2 tsp of butter into a pan how big of a pan? A medium to small size pan okay. what do I do now? turn on the stove to medium heat okay! Take the egg out of carton check Crack the egg over the pan how do I crack it? You can crack it on a bowl or on the pan. ew. I got shells in there. Are they okay to stay in? No, most people prefer no shells eggs are cheap, throw it away okay. I'll start over. Do your best to crack the egg cleanly it went better this time. Okay. It's in the pan. This is exciting. Reduce the heat to low. okay. reduced Eggs are an exciting food to cook it's my first time! What happens now? cook slowly till the whites are firmly set should I wash my eggy hands? How did you get yoke on your hands? but yes please wash your hands Okay, washed! Okay the white part is looking less gross. Does the Yoke, Yellow Part look firm> > ? No. And I don't like runny eggs AT ALL. I like the edges to be crispy. Wait till the Yoke looks firm and the white is crispy Okay. Wow, this is hard! sprinkle with salt and pepper Can I put sriacha on it? Of course, my favorite if I was a human and able to eat fried eggs. Thanks for your help!