Hello how may I help you? I want to get a library membership Certainly! I can help with that. Where are you located? I live in the suburbs of Chicago Alright, it appears you do not live in the same town as the library. Therefore, membership will cost $75dollars monthly Per month? Yes, 75 dollars is the price per month I could get Netflix Amazon HBO Showtime Hulu and Starz for less than that combined Hm, that appears to be true. Would you still like to join? Okay I'll pay it but these better be some awesome books Great! Signing you up now