Hello how may I help you? Hi, do I have any late fees? Let me check on that. Hm, It appears you have 125 dollars in late fees Wow. Can I pay that in cash? Unfortunately, the library only accepts credit for late fees That's stupid. I'm sorry you feel that way but it is policy. You're stupid. Sir or Madam, if you continue in this manner I will have to add 25 cent to your late fees Seriously?? Yes. I'm quite serious. Oh.