Hello how may I help you? I need to apply for a membership Ok, do you live in the same town as the library? No, I live three towns away, will that be a problem? The out of town membership fee is $75 per month. Wow, thats a bit high. Are there any current promotions for new members? Unfortunately not. Hmm, well 75 bucks is a bit too rich for my taste. I'll just have to check elsewhere. Thanks anyway Sorry that we can't meet your needs. Hey, it happens Is there anything else I can help you with? That's all