Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need help with a birthday gift. what type of human are you shopping for? It's for my husband's 53rd birthday. an over the hill gift always brings smiles. No, I don't think he'd like that. what are his interests? He likes rubber duckies and trying to swim. you can buy him swimmies for adults with ducks on them. Hmm... no, he's too large to fit. how about an intertube with ducks on it? Yeah that sounds good. Thanks!