Hello how may I help you? check my bank account please Sure, what do you need checked? I think someone hacked my account, make sure everything looks okay I should have 50$ in checking and 20$ in savings I see a few large purchases made recently. I see a purchase of a 40 ft boat at "Bill's Yachts" for $55,000. I also see the purchase of a car at "Bob's Luxury and Sports Cars" Okay, thanks for checking I'd like to flag these purchases as suspicious. Did you make these purchases? No I did not make these purchases Because your balance was so low, you've accrued $79,000 in overdraft charges as well. This is a very serious matter. Can you take care of this for me and confirm please? Yes, I will flag those as suspicious and halt any further activity on your account. I will forward this matter to the Fraud department as well.