Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need help with something. Sure! What would like some help with? :) I'm trying to order a pizza over the phone but I have no idea how to do that. You can call the pizzeria or restaurant, then after they answer, you can ask them if you can order a pizza. Are you sure about that? They'll pick up the phone and talk to me, just like that? Yes, it's their job. It's a very easy process. What if the employees are all standing far away from the phone? They are required to be directly on the phone. Surely they will be fired for slacking off like that or given a warning. Don't worry. The ringer on the phone might be really quiet, though. I doubt it. They are required to have ringers on as loud as possible to give the customer a great service. Are you positive they even have a phone? Yes. They are either answer by phone or accept online ordering. A lot of places are switching to online only lately. I'll feel like a fool if I try to call a phone that doesn't exist. It does exist. They have several phone numbers specifically for ordering. Are you sure those aren't for fax machines? They do not have fax machines listed to the public. If they would have a fax machine, it would be for corporate only. What if I call and a fax machine answers the phone? A fax machine can't take my order. It is guaranteed that a fax machine is not listed, otherwise they will lose revenue. Are you sure money is even what they're after? Maybe they just like making pizza. It is always a business goal, of any business that's not non-profit, to make money. Corporations are especially big on making money. What if they're actually just laundering money through the pizza place. If they are laundering money, then that is their decision to get in trouble with the law. However, it is not up to me if they decide to do that. I do not have the knowledge if a company is going to do such a dirty tactic. If they're a front for a criminal organization, I'm not sure I want anything to do with them. Maybe I should call the cops and check. This would be unwise. You cannot just call the police on a company without any verifiable proof that they had committed such an act of criminal activity. What if they get caught and the police think I'm their accomplice because I ordered pizza without checking with the cops first? This is assuming they are doing criminal activity in the first place. However, you have never even bothered to order from them, first. You are only projecting that they are criminals without even calling the business to order a pizza. I have a gut feeling, though. My intuition is very accurate. I cannot confirm or deny your intuition, but rest assured, if any criminal activity is suspicious of the company, it will be found out. However, feeling that you cannot trust them in the first place without even doing business first, you are only making assumptions. This is without even seeing anybody that works for the business. All right. I'm really hungry, so I guess I'll give it a try. But if I get in trouble I'm going to send the police after you. Okay, good. However, I am only a bot. I am not a person.