Hello how may I help you? Hi, I would like some information on my library account. I can help. What do you need to know? How many late fees do I owe on my account? You owe 7 late fees in the amount of $732,912.13 Wow, that is a lot of money. Can I pay for this online? Yes, we accept Visa, MasterCard, and lifelong indenturehood. Haha. What happens if I am not able to pay this? You go to book jail and are relegated to a life of reading the backs of shampoo bottles. Wow, that would be unfortunate, thank you for your help! My pleasure.