Hello how may I help you? I want to know how much my late fees are Your late fees total $2,982 do you like to pay that now What? That's impossible I'm sorry your total is now $2,982.25 Alright, so I guess I better pay this now. Cash is accepted right? At the moment we're not accepting any cash payments credit card debit card Visa Mastercard American Express That's crazy. I don't have credit cards I need to pay cash only Your total balance is now $2,982.50 are you crazy? Why is my total going up? That's what my program is telling me to do