Hello how may I help you? I need conversation help I can help with conversation,is that correct? Yes, what is a good conversation starter What do you want the conversation starter for? If I meet a pretty girl I can't help with that but if you were going to a party I might be able to help. OK, help with that What kind of party do you want the starter for? Frat party I would probably start off with "did you know calendars are always nervous, their days are numbered"