Hello how may I help you? I'd like some help returning a bicycle helmet please. We do not accept returns Well then, just issue me a refund of my purchase price. We do not give refunds What am I supposed to do with the broken helmet you sent me. It didn't pass the darn safety inspection!!! I'm sorry, it's our policy Dad gum it! I want my dad gum money back!!!!! I wish I could help Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which hand fills up faster. Have you got a superior I can deal with? No, sorry