Hello how may I help you? I would like to check some things with my checking account. I am here to help. How much money do I have in there? Your current balance is $542,385,210.03 Are there any type of fees on my checking account? There is a $25 fee if you do not maintain a balance of $2000.00 How many transactions have I had on my checking account this past month? I'm sorry I am unable to look that up at this time. Okay. thank you! Is my savings account still open? Yes it is. Anything else? That is all.