Hello how may I help you? I need help with names Alright. A name for what? I just adopted a pet and don't know what to name it What sort of pet did you adopt? A dog Call him Bjarni von Dogglesworth. No way. I don't think I could even pronounce that Go with Mr. Dogstein then. That doesn't really fit his personality How about Mr. McDog then? Yeah I kind of like that. It suits him! Thanks