Hello how may I help you? I need to find a place for dinner tonight. Sure. What are you in the mood for? Very cheap but very authentic French cuisine. Ahh. Le Frenche has some seats available for tonight. They have the highest ratings in the area No, they were rude to my mother last time we were there. Any others? Frenchie Ala Mode is also another option. No complaints from customers yet Yeah, well that's probably because they only serve snail ice cream. I don't like that. Any other ideas? Gross. Yes, how about Ooh La La. It's open until midnight The waitresses there wear barely anything! No thanks. I'll just have some pizza rolls. Thanks anyways. I'm sorry I couldn't assist you further. Dip those pizza rolls in ranch dressing!