Hello how may I help you? I'd like to apply for a library account please. Okay. Any libraries that you would prefer? Yes, Smalltown Public Library please. Did you mean Smalltown Public Library at 1811 Woodlawn Dr, Woodlawn, MD 21207? Yes that is the one! Okay. Their monthly membership starts at $75. Ok that sounds fine, please sign me up, cost is not a problem! Okay. You can start your application thru their membership line (410) 887-1336. Oh wow, I thought you'd be able to do it for me! Sorry. They only accept memberships thru manual application.