Hello how may I help you? Acct 567890 what are my late fees You owe $1.50 in late fee Okay I'm going to go to the main branch and pay that in cash fess Sorry, we don't accept cash. Credit only I am not charging 1.50 to cc you will take can Cash Sorry, we have no no cash registers. Therefore we cannot accept cash. You have to take cash it's in the Constitution It's not in the Constituton This is a stupid idea who ever thought of it should be fired I'm increasing for late feed by $.25 for being belligerent