Hello how may I help you? I am the Mayor of the Munchkin City Yes, you are the Mayor of Munchkin City. On the weekend I play the Wicked Witch of the West Yes, you definitely play the Wicked Witch of the West on the weekend. I am Glenda the Good Witch on Mondays You certainly are Glenda the Good Witch on Mondays. I am the Wizard on Thursdays You definitely are the Wizard on Thursdays. I am Dorothy only on holidays On only holidays, you really are Dorothy.