Hello, how may I help you? Hello. Hi, what can I help you with today? Hey, I'm trying to buy a live chicken. What stores offer that near me? I can order a live chicken for you through eFowl.com if you'd like that. That sounds great. How long would it take to arrive? The order will be shipped in three days, but I'm unable to tell you how long it will take to arrive. Hm, can you check the Yelp reviews for that site? A lot of my chickens have been showing up looking pretty bad these days. eFowl.com has 172 ratings and a 4.2 star average rating. All right. You can place an order and I guess I'll just keep my fingers crossed Okay, I've placed the order for you. It will be shipped out in three days. Great. Thanks!