Hello how may I help you? Hey, I'd like some help with gift ideas Okay! What are some good gift ideas for my husband's 53rd birthday? A condom We buy in bulk, anything a bit more creative than that? A Rolex watch Too typical, he's a weird guy who would like something weird. Fish net Wonderful, I'll go right out and find one single quantity of it. It'll be great, a birthday to remember. Awesome! Enjoy