Hello how may I help you? I need help figuring out what I should get my wife for her 53rd birthday. how about some toothpaste , NO. I need something much better. maybe a hairbrush Hairbrush won't do. She has tons of those a coupon for a massage That sounds great but how about a gift certificate? yes that is a good idea Get me a $400 gift card for a massage. great, got it reserved