Hello how may I help you? I have a membership question Absolutely! I want to apply for membership but...I don't live in the same town as the library. Is this a problem? Ohh, thats not good, do you know why? I like this library, so I want a card there It'll now cost you 75 bucks. Ok, that's fine. I'm pretty wealthy. I'll take two please Please don't brag to library-bot thank you. Two will be $150. Is that okay? Bragging is fun though! Yes, that will be okay. Thanks bot! Library-bot bot is just trying to put food on the table for Mrs Library-bot and the lil bots