Hello how may I help you? Are those thunderstorms that they were predicting that was going to happen today still going to happen? No, they are no longer predicted to occur. it! No! Why? Well, weather patterns can change. That's what happened today. Wife wife wants me to go watch Opera with her tonight in the park are you sure there are no thunderstorms? Sorry, but there aren't any. I think you'll have to go. Is there someone I can pay for a thunderstorm? Well... You could try God, I guess, but I don't think it would work. Yeah me either thanks Well, I'm sorry I couldn't give better news. I hope the opera isn't too miserable. We are seeing Les Miserables