Hello how may I help you? I need some help updating my contacts. Certainly, I can help with your contacts. Opening contacts now Change "Mr. Smith" to "Dr. Smith". Can you do that for me? Certainly! Looking for Mr.Smith. It appears you have two Mr. Smiths which one would you like to edit The one that has the email address of "smithstinks@derp.corn". Okay! Great. I've found it. Shall I change that contact now? Yes, please. He's my buttocks doctor and is a fine doctor at that. Certainly! Editing contact Mr. Smith to Dr. Smith. Will there be anything else today Thanks a lot! No, that's it for me. Now it'll be easy to get a hold of him in case one of my cheeks starts to bruise from using the toilet too much! HOORAY! Okay! Glad I could be of assistance