Hello how may I help you? Hi! I'm wondering about a play. I can help with that! Did you want information on The Cocktail Party, The Birthday Party, The Dinner Party, The Table Reading of the Party, of Abigail's Party? Actually, it's apparently called "theparty." Okay, what would you like to know about "theparty"? When is it playing? This event plays at 9:30 pm. Oh, and what's the location? The Chicago Theater. Awesome, thanks for the info. No problem! And remember, the Chicago 'Parties in Drama' festival relies on donations to stay running. Would you like to donate? Nah, not today.