Hello how may I help you? I want some info on my insurance. Sure, I'd be happy to help you with your insurance policy! What does my policy cover? Your current insurance policy covers damage caused by water, fire, and acts of god. What does acts of God mean? Acts of God include very rare and unforseen scenarios such as tornadoes, earthquakes, meteors, etc. I see. Does that include alien attacks? It does not cover alien attacks unfortunately. Oh well, still pretty good. That's all I need, thank you. No problem. Have a great day!