Hello how may I help you? I'd like to order a pizza please. what lize sizse I'm sorry? pizza size Oh. I'd like a large please. With anchovies, moldy bread, and stale crackers as toppings please. we dont have stale cracks crackers Ok can you substitute smoked ham for that? yes OK, then please place that order. One large with smoked ham, moldy bread and anchovies. do you want me to place that order