Hello how may I help you? Hi, can you check my account for late fees? certainly, what is your account number? account #24680 thank you. it appears that there is a late fee of $5 Ok. Can I pay that in cash at my local library branch? I'm sorry, but the libary only accepts credit. But I really need to pay with cash. I don't have a credit card. I'm sorry, but credit is the only acceptable payment. This is ridiculous. I can only pay this with cash or Bitcoin. I don't have any other option I'm sorry, your late fee has been raised to $5.25. Please be advised that all negative attitudes will only increase your fee. Crazy. I'm done. Thanks for nothing. ok, thanks.