Hello how may I help you? Are there any ski hills near my current location? Where are you located? I'm located in Los Angeles, California. There are no ski hills near your location Could you broaden my search further? There is a ski hill Mount Doom. 20 miles from your current location Oh wow, that'ts not too bad. Are they currently open? Yes. But It's Yeti mating season and dangerous around there Ah okay, thanks for the insight. You are welcome