Hello how may I help you? Before i order a pizza I need to know if you guys have pickles. What kind of pickles are you thinking of? dill pickles Unfortunately, we don't have those at the moment. Would you be okay with spicy pickles? Yes, even better Awesome. Would you like anything else on your pizza? Yes Pepperoni and Pineapples I would like to order a large with those and spicy pickles We've run out of pineapples tonight as well. Can I substitute them with anything? Oh man Ill deal with it Sorry about that! WE'll give you a 5% discount.