Hello how may I help you? Can you help me order a pizza? I sure can! Is pineapple available as a topping? No, I'm sorry, we don't serve pineapple. why not? The owner is a strong believer that pineapple does not belong on pizza. I see. Well can I just get a large pizza with pepperoni, then? Sorry but pepperoni is unavailable as well. Does the owner not believe in pepperoni? The entire staff is deathly allergic to pepperoni. It's quite unfortunate. That is awful. Oh well, I guess I will just order a cheese pizza I'd be delighted to order that for you. :) great I want a large pizza Perfect. Coming right up!