Hello how may I help you? I have a quick question about my appointments. I can help you manage your appointments. What can I assist you with? When is my meeting with Donald Trump scheduled? Your meeting with Donald Trump is scheduled for tomorrow at 2:00 am. Would you like to cancel it? No, but can you add a note to that appointment? I can add a note to the appointment. Note should say "pie Trump in face" Excellent. I have added the note "pie Trump in face" to your reminder. Are there any other notes I should attach to this event? I would be extremely happy to assist. Alright, perfect. Thank you appointment bot. That should do it for that appointment. Just wanted to make sure I had that squared away before secret service takes me down. I am happy to help. Please let me know if there's anything else I can do to assist.