Hello how may I help you? Can you schedule a show for me? Sure. Which one? The one about the party. Okay. Well we have many options. Did you mean The Birthday Party, The Dinner Party, The Party, or Abigail's Party? Birthday. Well, yes! What days interest you? Tomorrow? Sure, it starts at 9:30pm. Entry is based on donation, so please give what you consider reasonable. How many seats do you need? 2 please. Okay. I have you for tomorrow for the The Birthday Party at the Chicago 'Parties in Drama' festival. We welcome donations!