Hello how may I help you? I need to check on something. Sure, what are you checking on Do you know if McDonald's on Thomas Street's opened up yet? That McDonalds won't be open for another 3 months Dang! I was hoping to run right around the block there to use the bathroom! My toilet got jammed and I gotta poop! Don't know what I'm gonna do... Oh boy. Well, I show there is another McDonald's on Third Street. It's only .2 miles further and it's renovations ended last month Two miles... Hot , I'm gonna make a chocolate shake in my drawers if I try to run for two miles! Thanks, though. Looks like I gotta go outside like a little puppy... Dang!!! Good luck with that. The McDonald's on Thomas will open up September 12th for all your pooping needs T-t-t-t-thanks a l-l-lot! Oh man, my tummy's grumbling and I'm  like I just had a whole bowl of chili and beans! Gotta go! ** yikes