Hello how may I help you? Hi, I need to check if a certain book is available. Okay, what book? It's called the Stinky Cheese Man. I'm sorry I'm not familiar with that book. It's a real book. The library doesn't have it? I don't recognize the book that you are asking about. So you won't help me find it? I'm not able to help you because I don't recognize that book. Some librarian you are Can I help you find another book? Thanks for nothing.