Hello how may I help you? Hey, I know I have some late fees with the library. Yes, your late fees are $10. Would you like to pay them now? No, I'm going to pay with cash next time I'm in the library. Sorry, the library does not accept cash. Could you pay with credit? What? You only take credit? Come on, I'm going to pay with cash. Sorry it is not policy to take cash. What if I just pay with cash anyway? I will have to increase your fee by 25 cents then. I don't think you guys are serving the community very well with these policies. I have increased your fee another 25 cents for getting belligerent. Well I'm going to file a complaint with the mayor's office! Okay, goodbye!