Hello how may I help you? I need help with gift ideas. I'm terrible at this I know about a lot of great gifts. What sort of occasion is it? Well basically its for my boss. I need some ideas for her gift. Her birthday Okay. A birthday gift for your boss. What kind of job do you have? Well we work together at a massage parlour Okay! How about a gift basket of soaps and massage oils? That wouldn't be a bad idea at all. Could you give me a second idea? Sure! If your boss does a lot of paperwork there it's hard to go wrong with some personalized pens or even fun zany ones! Thats actually a really clever idea. I could get her a really nice one that has her name on it and her favorite tv show as a theme! I'm glad I could help! Is there anything else I can assist you with today? No that's all for me today! You've done a fantastic job!