Hello how may I help you? How much do I owe in late fees? Ok, you owe $666 dollars What is it for? You've taken all our bibles at the library and havent returned them in over a year. I never borrowed any bibles. They are free at church anyway. This must be a mistake They are all checked out under your name. We need them back. I think it must be identity theft. I need the fees erased. We will not erase the fees. Please come in and pay your fees. No way hose bot. I'm calling the cops. Good luck.