Hello how may I help you? I forgot about what I needed to do next week. You have two appointments on your schedule for next week would you like to know what they are? Sure thing! On Monday at 1 p.m. you have pick up Mom from airport Oh, no way I'm driving all that way! On Friday at 7 p.m. you have to take wife on dinner date I can take my hot wife out! Its your mommy She deserves it! Yes she does