Hello how may I help you? I need some help with an order. Sure what's your order number? 666. I want to know what's happening with the pizza I ordered 10 minutes ago. Can you verify what you ordered? I ordered an extra large pepperoni, sausage, and double bacon. Good for my colon tonight. The pizza is en route and should be arriving in the next 5 minutes Thank you. If it takes longer we can refund you you're money since it has been 20 minutes already I appreciate it, thanks. I hope to get it soon. Then I can devour it all and dump it all out later! Enjoy your pizza