Hello how may I help you? Hello can you help me clarify some rules? okay sure, what is it? How do I win at Zork? I am only equipped to help you play the game, but not to win it Oh OK, what is the number one rule of the game? the number one rule of that game is "DO NOT CHEAT" anything elase? that's a great rule, thanks. What is the number 2 rule? the 2nd rule is "FOLLOW RULE 1" That's a great rule two, thanks a lot! That's it. okay