Hello how may I help you? Can you tell me where I am meeting on July 4th which of that meeting boss? you have 3 meeting scheduled on that date The one that involves meeting a hot girl oh, let me check first Remind me on July 1st to buy lube and condoms ops, alright. Also handcuffed she's kind of freaky anything else I could help you? Schedule me an appointment with an STD doctor have a nice day!