Hello how may I help you? Yeah gotta renew some books The fee for renewal is 5 cents per book. would you like to proceed? Yes 5 cents is nothing I can find that in my couch cushions I have added the 5 cent fee for your single copy of "The Bible". Your current balance with late fees is 175.05 Sweet I'm going to pray the late fee away You can do that at home or at your local branch. I'm already on it at home. Can I also renew my copy of "The Joy of Sex"? I don't see that listed on your account. If you have a copy of a library book , that is not currently on your account, please return it to the library. Oh, uh, yeah no I don't have this book is there anything else I can help you with? That's all! Thanks!