Hello how may I help you? I need to know about my policy. Okay, could I have your name, policy, dob? Bob Dole, life insurance policy, my DOB is 1/21/1776 What is the problem? What am I covered for? You are covered for water damage, fire, and acts of god. What about acts of revenge? I think you want Mafia Insurance for that. Thats too bad, thanks! Anything else?