Hello how may I help you? I am having to pay all these dumb fees. Would you like to pay your late fees now? I suppose. Do you take cash? We only take credit card. How come?! I am a bot, I cannot handle cash. This is unacceptable aren't you an Apple product? Aren't those guys smart enough to make you take cash?! You currently owe $9.50. I only have cash. The fee has raised to $9.75