Hello how may I help you? yes please help me make an important dinner decision for me I am happy to help. What do you need to decide. Should I go to an Italian or Japanese restaurant tonight? Magic eight ball says Japanese tonight. Italian tomorrow. Would you like the magic eight ball to help with any other decisions? No. that helps me alot Alright, enjoy your dinner then. Thanks for making these very difficult decisions for me always You are one of magic eight ball's favorite users. Aww thanks! I am going to dinner now Enjoy dinner and come back soon!