Hello how may I help you? I missed my bus, when is the next one I can help you with that. First, please tell me the number of the sign next to the bus stop you are near? I can't see any sign In that case, please tell me the crossroads of the nearest intersection. I can't see that either, I'm hiding in the bushes by the bench, can you just track my location please Certainly. It looks as though the bus you missed left approximately 5 minutes ago, is that correct? Yeah I yelled at it but it just kept going The next bus will arrive in a half hour. Oh man, nothing sooner? Unfortunately that is the one that arrives soonest to your location. Is there anything else I can help you with?