Hello how may I help you? Can you tell me how much I owe in late fees please? You owe 50 cents Can I pay that in cash? Sorry. But we do not accept cash for late fees. Why not, what do you accept? Only credit. This is ridiculous, what business doesn't accept cash!? Okay we can accept your credit card. But we will charge you 25 cents. No I want to use cash! Whatever, I'll take my business elsewhere. Okay. you will be added 25 cents if you insist.