Hello how may I help you? I need to pay a late fee I can help you pay your late fees. I owe $400 Can I have your credit card information? I will be paying in cash I'm sorry to inform you, but we do not accept cash. We only accept credit cards. Credit cards are of the devil though.... Sorry, but we only accept credit cards. Due to your rudeness, your fees have been raised to $400.25. Rude? Take your satanic cards and Shove it! You now owe $400.50. Please be kind. Goodbye