Hello how may I help you? Can you see how much I owe in late fees? Yes, I can help you with that. It looks like you owe $25.00 in late fees. Would you like to pay that now? Yes please, I'd like to pay in cash. I am sorry, but we cannot accept cash for late fees at this current time. Why not? What payments are you accepting? Right now it looks like we can only accept credit for late fees. Would you like to pay your late fees with credit? No, I don't have any credit cards! This is ridiculous, I will never be doing business with you inconsiderate jerks! I am sorry, but we are unable to accept cash for late fees at this time. You will never get any payment from me then, thanks for nothing. I am afraid we may have to increase your fees by 25 cents if the harassment continues.