Hello how may I help you? How much late fees do I have? 3 late fees totalling $127 I want to pay my fees now Alright,how would you like to pay those fees? I have a 1 Trillion dollar bill. Keep the change Oh,well I can't accept cash actually.Only credit. Why not? Because a 1 trillion dollar bill doesn't exist so I don't trust you. Bring your credit card in and we will settle your fees that way I don;t have a credit card. I have cash only.. Well your fees won't be paid.There will be an extra $0.25 cent added to your fees now. I'm filling a complaint with blisdomains Alright,take this up with your local library.Thank You!