Hello how may I help you? I'm interested in applying to the library I can help you with your application. What town do you live in? I live in the next over, Gotham We have a policy at the Hooterville library. If you do not live in Hooterville you have to pay a $75 free to join. That $75 fee I see. What if I'm a bit of a celebrity? In what way are you a celebrity? I may be batman I see. We actually do have a policy where Batman only has to pay five dollars a month. Perfect. Sign me up! you got it Bruce