Hello how may I help you? i need to buy a gift I can help with that. Who are you looking to buy a gift for? my spouse How long have you been married? 20 years. the gift is for his 53rd birthday. Perhaps he would enjoy a lap dance at a strip club? he might, but i don't want a disease. try again. How about a hat? he is bald, that might prevent skin cancer Maybe he would enjoy a weekend golf getaway? thanks, golfing with a hat. good idea.