Hello how may I help you? I need help with an important decesion. Yes and what would that be? Should I take a promotion if I don't get a raise with it? Interesting, could you elaborate? Well I have been offered a promotion to marketing manager which I expected to be a big raise to go with the extra responsibility but no raise was offered. Interesting, would you like me to give you a solution for the most moral? or most lucrative solution? Most lucrative please. Yes, simply buy a skimask and spraypaint a water gun black. Then, break into your bosses home, tie him up, and drill through his safe to get that promotion you truly deserve. And also take the promotion to rub it in. That sounds like a great plan. I cant believe I hadn't already though of that. Thanks for your help. Thought No problem, thats what I'm here for! and oh! dont forget to wear gloves a tad bit too small if things get rough. I hear it's a good testimony in court.