Hello how may I help you? I need some info on my policy Sure whats your policy number? 12345 What does it cover? Can you retype that, you're account is not coming up. 123456, sorry Ahh, here you are! Mr. Bob Dole. That's Senator Dole FORMER! Anyway Your policy covers water, fire and acts of Bob Dole So if I accidentally set my bath tub on fire, I'm covered? Basically anything you do, yeah! Thanks, bot. Vote Nixon!!!!! 5 stars! Take care!