Hello how may I help you? Hi how much do I owe in late fees? You currently owe $20 in fees. Am I allowed to pay in cash? We do not accept cash for late fees, only credit. What? That is so stupid! Why don't you take cash? We just don't accept cash. I'm adding 25 cents to your total. Please be respectful. That is so dumb! Another 25 cents has been added to your total bring it to $20.50. Please be respectful or I will keep increasing what you owe. Whatever! Goodbye. Have a nice day!