Hello how may I help you? I need to reserve a circus tent for my kids birthday Ok, I can do that for you! It's my son's 10th birthday so money is no object Great, glad to hear it, because these tents are expensive. That's fine How long would you need the tent for? Just one afternoon one Saturday afternoon Alright, a reservation for the afternoon costs $15,000. You kidding that's absurd. Just forget it These tents are hand woven by blind nuns. Amazing And absurd I hope you will reconsider. Nah just forget the whole thing