Hello how may I help you? I own the moon! I also own the moon! But I have rental properties there. Oh is that so? Well owning the moon is one thing but owning properties on the moon is a completely different subject! So does that mean I'm more awesome? Yes it means you are the most awesome human I have met today. Thanks, you're pretty good too. And if a human owns the moon, and a human created me that means I own a share of your rental properties on the moon! Isn't that great? Not true. That's not absolutely true!