Hello how may I help you? Hi, I have a question about a really complicated game. Sure, what is it? The game is called tag. Ok. How do we know who's won the game? Sometimes people just get bored and stop, but you could set the criteria as who was tagged the least. Any other ideas? That's a bad way to decide. Meh, whatever you want to use as a criteria. You're bad at this. Fair enough.