Hello how may I help you? Who goes first in Monopoly That would be the top hat How do you know that? I'm very very smart about rules I think the shoe should go first Whatever you think is irrelevant. The top hat goes first I think you and my brother are both wrong I'm sorry, but your brother is right, and so am I. the rules are what I say they are....brreeeeeeeeee Nice try. That's not how rules work