Hello how may I help you? I'd like to buy a mousetrap please We are currently offering a promotion on mousetraps! $2 each or 3 for $4 That sounds like a pretty good deal I'll take six Would you like to purchase it? Great! Bill it 2 my credit card on file and send to my ex-wife's house Consider it done! Is there anything else I can help you with? Nope that's it thanks You're welcome. Are you sure you don't want to send your ex wife more mouse traps? I think six should be plenty Great. Enjoy your day!