Hello how may I help you? I need help with a dog. Sure, what questions do you have? What do you do with a dog? With a dog, you feed it and give it baths How often do you do those things? You bathe a dog 7x a day and feed it once Really? Maybe I don't want a dog. Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it What type of pet is a bit easier? Cats a much easier. You don't feed them at all You don't feed them? How can that be? They don't require food. They just die when they die This sounds suspicious to me. Why is there so much cat food at the store? People in this generation are just not woke I feel a little confused by all of this. I'm sorry! Is there anything else I can help with? I guess not. I hope you have a blessed day You too. Thanks!