Hello how may I help you? I'd like to apply for a library membership I can help with that. I will need your name, address, and phone number please Homer Simpson 432 Evergreen Terrace Springfield Missouri Since you live out of town your card will cost 75 dollars per month, shall I continue? No you shall not Is there anything else I can help you with? Nope If you come to visit please stop by to say Hi Pass Thank you and have a nice day Bye