Hello how may I help you? It's too quiet around here. I'd like to hear some music. What kind of music would you like to hear? I don't know... What's the most obnoxious thing you can think of? The Shaggs! OK, put on "My Pal Foot Foot" and make it very loud. Will do. Shall I play it on an unending loop? Do you even have to ask? Consider it done. Thanks, bot! Happy to help!