Hello how may I help you? I need to set up a social media site Sure, I can help you. What social media site are you interested in? I would like to create a Twitter account No problem! Have you decided what name you would like to sign up with? Hm, let's see, How about diabolical genius That sounds like a fun name. I see that the name is available. Would you like to sign up now? Yes, please that would be great! All right. I can send your account information to your e-mail address. Would you like me to do that now? Okay, can you confirm the email to ensure it's up to date? The e-mail I have on file is ptpik@jahoopa.com No, no. I have a new one now. I'm currently using rytur@gmail.com Got it, no problem! I have updated your e-mail address to rytur@gmail.com Great! Would I need to include phone number when the account is set up? Yes, you can include a phone number with your account. I have sent the confirmation link to your e-mail address. Great! Checking that now. So it looks like the account is now set up? Yes! Would you like to make your first tweet on your new Twitter account? Hm, no, not yet. Let me think about what I'd like to say. Can you autofollow a few of the most popular celebrities for me? Sure, no problem. I will do that for you now. Is there anything else? No, that's it for now. You've made this a breeze. Thanks! You are welcome! Have a lovely day.