Hello how may I help you? I wanna pay my late fees Okay how much do you owe? about 800 bucks Wow. Okay We cannot accept cash for a fee that big. We can only accept credit Well. I don't have credit so cash is what you're getting You now owe $800.25 Excuse me? I am coming to pay you! You can take this money or not. You now owe $800.50. Complaint charges added Alright well I got one change added to this conversation and that is I'm not coming to pay these fees anymore. Yall can keep em Sorry please pay with credit card