Hello how may I help you? Can you help buy something? Sure what is it that youd like to purchase? I would like to buy a gift Okay. what did you have in mind? What is good present for my spouse on his 53rd birthday? What about a rotating love device? He already have that and uses it everynight. How about a virtual love device that comes complete with nice comments and self esteem boosting? Oh that's great. Thanks for the advice. You're welcome!