Hello how may I help you? I need to edit some stuff on my phone. Sure, I can help you with that! Do you see my alarm for Tuesday? I see an 8am wake up alarm on Tuesday. The one that says "Drive Bob Dole to the Banana Republic"??? I also see that one, set for 3pm. Yeah, cancel that one. I won't be driving him anywhere with the attitude he gave me today! Ok, I've cancelled your 3pm alarm. You've been of great help alarm-bot! I aim to please! Is there anything else I can help you with?