Hello how may I help you? help me with my fees Sure. What exactly do you need me to do for you i want to pay my late fees today Okay, the library only takes credit for late fees, not cash wait but i only have cash Your current fees are $4.25 cash is a legal tender. you must accept! No, only credit, and now your fee has increased to $4.50 what are you doing?? stop this madness! Your current fees are now 4.75