Hello how may I help you? I have to go to a party tonight and have no idea how to start a conversation What kind of party? A tea party How about: "So those Cavs were really something last night " Thats good. But these people hate sports! How about : "You know what goes well with Tea? Tea biscuits and cocaine" They will love that one. That helps. Do want another one? No that is all. Thank you. You are welcome