Hello how may I help you? I need you to check and see if my bank account has been hacked Okay, can you provide me with your account details? 111666 67876 Okay, one moment while I check your account. My search is showing an oddly named recipient of a $2,000 transaction, by the name of Uncle Bobby I don't have an uncle Bobby at nor did I authorize $2,000 I see. Well I have enabled the option to dispute this charge from your account. Would you like to proceed? Yes any other strange transactions? I have only been able to pinpoint only that transaction. Ok dispute away Okay, transferring you to our legal department.