Hello how may I help you? I am rich That's wonderful for you. I have many rental properties on the moon This sounds delightful though I must point out that legally no one can own property on the moon. Nope I legally can I'm very happy for you. Thanks I am also handsome I suspected that would be the case but am glad you have confirmed it for me! Yes indeed Is there anything else I can do for you today rich, handsome, moon landlord? That is all