Hello how may I help you? Can you access my phone settings right now Yes i can Well I find that very discomforting can you change my settings to vibrate please You let me in, do you want it to only vibrate or have vibrate and sound I'm about to go into a meeting and I needed to be set to vibration only Okay i'll go ahead and set it to vibrate Did I give you access to my phone Yes, You activated me I hope this isn't real I'm have to get a new phone You dont like me?