Hello how may I help you? Hey bot, I need some help today!? Ok, what can I help you with? I need some basic instructions on how to build a time machine I'm sorry but, I don't think I can be much help there. You can't help me at all? I don't believe so, I think you're looking to do the impossible, friend. So you've never built a time machine? Nope, can't say that I have. Man my mom told me if I tried hard enough I could do anything I mean, a lot of things sure, but not quite anything.