Hello how may I help you? Hi, my son stole my library card and I need to know if he checked anything out. What is your library card number? It's 65896758000565803056063586358836392745823508475438524587289458042350235807324850348528402588452348349072385942430587248035728043540237523850]\ Just a moment while i check on that OK It looks like he checked out the art of lying That little jerk. He's been telling me tall tales all week and I've been eating them up. He must love that book Well, I'm going to go make him promise to never lie again! Sounds good