Hello how may I help you? I'd like help paying my late fees. Ok, how would you like to pay? cash We only accept credit. since when? Last month, this became new policy. what the heck are people with no credit cards supposed to do? Get one. Also, your fee is now an additional $.25. Wow! whoop dee do and poop to you. 25 cents onto a $50 late fee. Yes, so which credit card will you be using? I'll be using the one up your butt!!!! Ok then.