Hello how may I help you? Hi, there's this mouse that's been driving me crazy. Sure. Where is the mouse located? In my basement. Okay. Johns basement killers has an awesome deal to take care of that for you. Are you interested? Maybe, what's the deal? They will take care of that mouse for a one time charge of $600. I think I'd rather just buy a mousetrap. John will make sure no mice ever come back again to your location. How? He will spray mouse poison. OK, send him over.