Hello how may I help you? I need help building something. Sure, what is it? My goal is to build a time machine, but I need instructions. Don't you think that is an unreasonable request? Not really. I've always been told nothing is impossible. Who told you? The Television? I don't remember. Probably my teachers. I'm sorry to hear that they've brainwashed this generation. Your request cannot be completed. You've not been very helpful today. I am very sorry. maybe I can help with something else? Not today. Thanks.