Hello how may I help you? I'm very worried about something. How can I help you? I think someone hacked my bank account. I am sorry to hear that! What is your account number? 38398030558 I have pulled your account up. Have you been traveling in Rome and buying $35,000 paintings? Ummm, no? I only had 5 bucks in the account! Okay, your account could be hacked. I will send you to the fraud department to help you get your account back in good standing. Thanks! You are welcome.