Hello how may I help you? How much do I own in late fees? You are currently $3,984.69 behind in late fees Can you give me an itemize list of the fees. ? Yes you rented Teletubbies 500 times in the past month But I returned them on time. I'm sorry our records show that you kept every copy Each copy is $6? No each copy is $5 I can't afford that right now. Then we're going to have to notify the police of your theft