turns: Hello how may I help you? I need to tourism advice. Great Specify what city What is there to do in Miami Florida? Okay The popular attractions are the beaches, bars, gentlemen's clubs I'm not interested in beaches. I'm not interested in food. Perhaps the Gentlemans clubs. I am a gentleman. Any that you would suggest? Yes There is a club called "Modern Gentlemen" If you are into sports There is the "golf club for men" Are there any professional sports teams currently playing in Miami? Is this a long trip? no just the weekend. Sorry there are no sports teams currently scheduled for competitions