turns: Hello how may I help you? I need to book a flight I need a flight to Hawaii for two leaving tonight Where do you want to go cuz the stupid thing keeps changing at the last minute I'd like to go to hawaii From where? And date ? I'd like to catch a flight for two from LAX to head to hawaii tonight. Sure we can offer you our last minute bend over fare of $25,000 per ticket Will that work ? That will be fine, money is of no object That will be $50,000 Ok, please charge my credit card. That will show up as Hawaii punch