turns: Hello how may I help you? I need to book a flight today, please. To where from where I am leaving from Ocala and I need to go to Hawaii by tonight. How many tickets and is this one-way or round-trip This is one-way, and for two. Well with the last minute fair I am seeing a ticket for $20,000 per person would you like me to book this ticket for you Sure, I have plenty of money. Go for it. Thanks for flying sucker airlines Heh, sure thing, bot. Enjoy hawaii