turns: Hello! How can I help you? I want to book two plane tickets to Hawaii I can help with that. When would you like to depart? I need to get out of here by tonight. It's supposed to know like 7 inches in Minneapolis. I have two available options departing this evening, but cheaper rates will be available if you wait until next week. I don't care how much it costs. Okay. I have a 4PM departure for 3 Million dollars and your left leg, or a 7PM departure for 2 million and your right arm. Which would you like to book? I'm right handed and want to get out of here ASAP so the 4:00 pm sounds great. Excellent. I am booking your flight now. Okay. Where do I go to deposit my left leg? They will remove it for you at the gate. Have a safe flight.