The context of the following conversation is Alex grasped both of their breasts firmly and then took off running out of the dining hall laughing.:
Alex says Boy, did I have a great time last night!.
The friend responds Really? What did you do?.
Alex responds Went to a wedding reception and got totally hammered!.
The friend responds Well, as long as you had fun. Who else was there?.
Alex responds Some chick who was flirting with me. I grabbed her by the boobs and then ran out of there!.
The friend responds That's assault, you know! I hope she doesn't report you to the cops!.