The context of the following conversation is Jordan went out to shovel the driveway. While walking, Jordan slipped on a patch of ice and fell.:
Jordan says My back is killing me today..
The friend responds What did you do to it?.
Jordan responds I went outside last night to shovel the driveway and didn't see the patch of ice and whipped out big time..
The friend responds Oh man! Did anyone else see it happen?.
Jordan responds No, I was outside alone and there weren't any neighbours around..
The friend responds Well at least you still have your dignity then..