The context of the following conversation is Ash and Jordan went to the baseball game and Ash bought them both a hot dog and a beer at the concession stand.:
Ash says I went to the baseball game with Jordan..
The friend responds That was a nice thing to do for your little brother..
Ash responds I bought a hot dog and a beer for both him and me..
The friend responds Jordan is only eleven..
Ash responds He ate my hot dog and I drank his beer..
The friend responds Any excuse to get hammered I see..