The context of the following conversation is Taylor got into a fight with a boy over a girl they both liked. Taylor kicked his ball with his cowboy boot.:
Taylor says I just got into a fight with another guy..
The friend responds Why did you guys fight?.
Taylor responds We were both going after the same girl..
The friend responds Well, who won the fight?.
Taylor responds I did after I kicked him in the balls with my cowboy boots..
The friend responds Remind me not to ever get in a fight with you..