A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks , in the sweetest little lisp , between two missing teeth , `` Excuthe me , mithter , do you keep widdle wabbits ? '' As the shopkeeper 's heart melts , he gets down on his knees so that he 's on her level and asks , `` Do you want a widdle white wabbit , or a thoft and fuwwy , bwack wabbit , or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there ? ''
She , in turn , blushes , rocks on her heels , crosses her little arms , leans forward and says , in a tiny quiet voice : `` I do n't think my python weally gives a thit . ''
Emotion: Surprise