What I find inside makes my blood run cold . This dog - this spawn of Satan himself - has taken a gigantic , steaming shit - not on the wood - not even on the carpet - oh no . This little bitch hates me so much , she 's managed to position herself atop a mountain of plush stuffed animals and let loose the most foul smelling , putrid , darkest stool I have ever seen .
My eyes start to tear up .
Emotion: Anger