TEXT: """A card sits on top of a wooden tabletop between a small succulent to the left and a black Pilot G2 pen on the right. The card, sitting atop a white envelope, shows a horizontal bar graph with an x-axis labeled """"Awesomeness"""" and a y-axis labeled """"People."""" Seven bars extend to the right side of the card from their origin at the y-axis, with the words """"You are statistically significant"""" written in white all caps on the bars. The longest bar has an asterisk to the right of it."""