The Vickys wouldn't take him in a million years, of course. Almost all the 
other tribes were racially oriented, like those Parsis or whatever. The Jews 
wouldn't take him unless he cut a piece of his dick off and learned to read a 
whole nother language, which was a bit of a tall order since he hadn't gotten 
round to learning how to read English yet. There were a bunch of
cœnobitical 
phyles—religious tribes—that took people of all races, but most 
of them weren't very powerful and didn't have turf in the Leased Territories. 
The Mormons had turf and were very powerful, but he wasn't sure if they'd take 
him as quickly and readily as he needed to be taken. Then there were the tribes 
that people just made up out of thin air—the synthetic phyles—but 
most of them were based on some shared skill or weird idea or ritual that he 
wouldn't be able to pick up in half an hour.