"Airborne commandos aren’t policemen. They’re genuine special-forces fanatics, who still use real guns! And when they spotted that French spy submarine in the water, they must have lost their tempers. I mean, imagine their reaction. If you’re a heavily armed U.S. black-helicopter ace, and you see a secret submarine sneaking up an American river ... well, once you’ve pulled the trigger, you can’t strafe a thing like that just once."