"Models like that are our versions of company accountants. Great at their job but not the type of person you want to get stuck with at the Christmas party. Your NYPD one, in particular, is a frightful bore, always droning on about how terribly important he is. Takes himself way too seriously, that one. We offered him a personality refresh and he was most offended. In hindsight I can understand that. Who wants to be told they’re as dull as a Broadway musical?"