"In any case you can't attend her class until you've seen the light and gone through cleansing and been accepted.  Sorry.  This is the One True Church, Pilgrim, nothing at all like those traps of Satan, those foul pits of iniquity that call themselves 'churches' in order to lead the unwary into idolatry and other abominations.  You can't just walk in here because you want to kill a couple hours out of the rain - you gotta be saved first.  In fact- Oh, oh, camera warning." Red lights were blinking in each corner of the great hail. "And Jug's got 'em done to a turn.  Now you'll see some action."