"What is a game but a drill that's dressed up in colorful clothing?" 
Dojo said. "Besides, given that, even without my instruction, you weigh ten 
tons and have a cavernous mouth filled with teeth like butcher knives, and that 
all creatures except me flee in abject terror at the mere sound of your 
footsteps, I do not think that you should begrudge a lonely little girl some 
play-time."