"Well, she says she just happened to be walkin’ over here in the middle of the road, in the middle of the night, and she tripped on something," The paramedic looked at Oscar with distaste. "Listen, all this is way against regulations. Most people who break a leg are plenty happy to see an ambulance. But she wouldn’t shut up about it. She begged me to find some guy named Valparaiso, so now I found you. You wanna do something about it? Because if you don’t, adiós, muchacho ."