"Dear Mike." She touched his cheek. "Good Mike.  Believe me, dearest, it was better far to do only what you did do.  Neither one of them will ever live it down - and I'll bet that there won't be another attempt to arrest anyone for indecent exposure in that township for another fifty years.  Let's talk about something else.  I have been wanting to say that I am sorry, truly sorry, that your act didn't go over.  I did my best in writing the patter for it, dear - but I guess I'm no showman, either."