"I mean it deeply.  I've had your record searched in Heaven - now, now, never mind; I know that you are an unbeliever but let me speak.  Even Satan has a purpose in God's Great Plan.  It is not yet time for you to believe.  Out of your sorrow and heartache and pain you spin happiness for other people.  This is all credited on your page of the Great Ledger.  Now please!  I did not bring you here to argue technology.  We never argue with anyone, we wait until they see the light and then we welcome them.  But today we shall just enjoy a happy hour together."