I finally discovered that the Law Library had one. By the time I’d finished making arrangements, the lady from the Law Library was on her way up to the Records Office to fetch a copy of the affidavit so she could get the fax sent to "the Secret Service agent" who needed it. I had it faxed to a Kinko’s in Bellevue, waited until I thought it would’ve been received, used my standard routine for laundering a fax, and picked it up minutes later from the second Kinko’s location—all done in such a short interval that there was no chance the cops or Secret Service could have shown up in time.