"So if your Hogzilla, your Moby Pig, weighs two hundred kilograms? I’ll buy that," she continued. "Three hundred? I’m becoming skeptical. Beyond that I think you are in the realm of fantasy. Just going full Ahab. The enormous size that you are attributing to this animal is a reflection of the size of the role that it plays in your psyche. It’s just not a scientific fact. Are you about to throw up?"