"Hello, wabbit," a voice said from behind us. Verne and Gandalf turned—I couldn’t move, but the huge hand helpfully rotated me to face the voice—to find Kevin grinning at me, holding a scroll. "Golem," he explained, waving the scroll. The helpful hand turned me around again, and I was finally able to see what I’d previously assumed was a statue. A twenty-foot-tall clay-colored humanoid shape stared back at me impassively with a face surprisingly reminiscent of Odo from DS9 . It loosened its grip slightly so that I could more easily breathe and talk.