"This is Joi Bang for WHAM! Independent News," she says in a hushed voice,
"and we’re here on Twenty-ninth Street in North Central Philly to take you
inside the international headquarters of the Humanis Policlub, reputed arm of 
the Alamos 20,000 terrorist group and alleged to be responsible for the murders 
and assassinations of metahumans, meta-posers, and meta-sympathizers worldwide."