I combed the Yellow Pages looking for a driving school in Pahrump. Finding none, I started calling places in Vegas (though of course carefully avoiding the one I had used a couple years back as Eric Weiss), asking if I could use one of their cars for my drive test in Pahrump. After being told several times, "Sorry, we don’t send our people out to Pahrump," I finally found a school that would provide a car, give a one-hour lesson to a guy who was "just back from London and in need of a refresher for driving on the right side of the road," and wait while I took the test—all for $200. Fine. Two hundred bucks was a cheap price for a new identity.