"I know I don't.  That's what Happiness does for you, dear.  Alter my first kid, I let my figure go to pot.  I got quite a can on me - they invented the word 'broad' just to fit me.  My belly always looked like four months gone, or worse.  My busts hung down - and I've never had 'em lifted.  You don't have to believe me; sure, I know a good plastic surgeon doesn't leave a scar... but on me it would show, dear; it would chop chunks out of two of my pictures.