Strapp grinned. "Jack, people I know who love me tell me I’m as abrasive as a lactose-intolerant troll mother-in-law two hormone shots behind in her menopausal therapy who’s just found out her daughter’s husband has got the rutting instincts of a bandersnatch in heat and is drowning her sorrows down at the local Cream O’ Confections. Trust me, you ain’t seen abrasive yet."