"Damn it, look it up!  They probably gave you a Bowdlerized version.  That's not the only shock in store for anybody who actually reads the Bible.  Consider Elisha.  It says here that Elisha was so all-fired holy that merely touching his bones restored a dead man to life.  But he was a baldheaded old coot, like myself.  So one day some children made fun of his baldness, just as you girls do.  So God personally interceded and sent two bears to tear forty-two small children into bloody bits.  That's what it says - second chapter of Second Kings."