By now, in the real world, I’m on a ventilator. At least, I’m guessing. When I used the crash dive technique with that much going on in my brain already, I basically had to have co-opted something you don’t want to be repurposing. Your brain isn’t some giant control surface, and you’re not some little creature with a big head sitting on a stool pushing buttons. The whole thing is infinitely more complicated, but I don’t really have a lot of time, so let’s just bite the bullet.