In the years since I’d first started reading Arty’s Missives, it had become one of the most popular blogs on the Internet, now logging several million hits a day. And Art3mis was now something of a celebrity, at least in gunter circles. But fame hadn’t gone to her head. Her writing was still as funny and self-deprecating as ever. Her newest blog post was titled "The John Hughes Blues," and it was an in-depth treatise on her six favorite John Hughes teen movies, which she divided into two separate trilogies: The "Dorky Girl Fantasies" trilogy ( Sixteen Candles , Pretty in Pink , and Some Kind of Wonderful ) and the "Dorky Boy Fantasies" trilogy ( The Breakfast Club , Weird Science , and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off ).