"Jubal, I'm not going to try to quote him, you'll just have to hear it.  He didn't sound preachy and he didn't wear robes - just a smart, well-tailored, white syntholinen suit.  He sounded like a damned good car salesman, except that there was no doubt he was talking about religion.  He cracked jokes and told parables - none of them straitlaced but nothing really dirty, either.  The essence of it was a sort of pantheism... one of his parables was the oldy about the earthworm burrowing along through the soil who encounters another earthworm and at once says, 'Oh, you're beautiful!  You're lovely! Will you marry me?' and is answered: 'Don't be silly!  I'm your other end.' You've heard it before?"