Five funds. Five funds with differing instructions and goals, five funds taking different approaches, each profiting from my barmy intuitions, each rising in strength, but each somewhat opposed to the others. I can save three, maybe four, but one of them can’t go on. One of them will eat dirt. The combination of my moves will surely screw somebody. The money music has stopped in the world today and someone’s getting left without a chair. The question is who?