'Out came a blade – the Doctor found a vein – the King bade farewell to a pint or two of the Humour of Passion. But of course, he's always had plenty of that to go round – so he lived on through Tuesday, and had the strength to fend off the gathering swarm of Doctors on into yesterday. Then, alas, he fell into an epileptical fit, and all of the Doctors burst in at once. They'd been camped in his anterooms, arguing as to which humours, and how much of 'em, needed to be removed. After going for a whole night and a day without sleep, a sort of competition had arisen among them as to who advocated the most heroic measures. When the King – after a valorous struggle – finally lost his senses, and could no longer keep 'em at bay, they fell on him like hounds. The Doctor who had been insisting that the King suffered from an excess of blood, had his lancet buried in the King's left jugular before the others had even unpacked their bags. A prodigious quantity of blood spewed forth – '