Jubal failed to look happy himself.  He went on, "Of course there's a slight charge; Digby's God expects to be acknowledged as such - but that has been a foible of gods always.  Anyone who is stupid enough to refuse to get happy on His terms is a sinner... and a sinner deserves anything that happens to him.  But this is one rule common to all gods and goddesses throughout history; don't blame Foster and Digby, they didn't invent it.  Their brand of snake oil is utterly orthodox in all respects."