Water, blackstrap molasses, imported habanero peppers, salt, garlic, 
ginger, tomato puree, axle grease, real hickory smoke, snuff, butts of clove 
cigarettes, Guinness Stout fermentation dregs, uranium mill tailings, muffler 
cores, monosodium glutamate, nitrates, nitrites, nitrotes and nitrutes, 
nutrites, natrotes, powdered pork nose hairs, dynamite, activated charcoal, 
match-heads, used pipe cleaners, tar, nicotine, single-malt whiskey, smoked 
beef lymph nodes, autumn leaves, red fuming nitric acid, bituminous coal, 
fallout, printer's ink, laundry starch, drain cleaner, blue chrysotile 
asbestos, carrageenan, BHA, BHT, and natural flavorings.