Nell cooked the Constable an especially nice dinner one Saturday, and when they 
were finished with dessert, she began to tell him about Harv and Tequila, and 
Harv's tales of the incomparable Bud, their dear departed father. Suddenly it 
was about three hours later, and Nell was still telling the Constable stories 
about Mom's boyfriends, and the Constable was continuing to listen, reaching up 
occasionally to fiddle with his white beard but otherwise displaying an 
extremely grave and thoughtful countenance. Finally she got to the part about 
Burt, and how Nell had tried to kill him with the screwdriver, and how he had 
chased them down the stairs and apparently met his demise at the hands of the 
mysterious round-headed Chinese gentleman. The Constable found this extremely 
interesting and asked many questions, first about the detailed tactical 
development of the screwdriver assault and then about the style of dancing used 
by the Chinese gentleman, and what he was wearing.