I start reading the article and can’t believe my eyes. Only the first phrase of the story is pleasing to me, crediting me with "technical wizardry." From there, John Markoff, the Times reporter who has written the article, goes on to say that "law-enforcement officials cannot seem to catch up with him," which is sure to burn Agent Ken McGuire and company and embarrass the hell out of them with their superiors— and make them all the more focused on finding me .