"I wanted you to see what the Faith has done for me.  But that's just outside; the real change is inside.  Happiness.  I've got to try to tell you about it.  The good Lord knows that I'm not ordained and I'm not gifted with tongues... but I've got to try.  And then I'll answer your questions if I can.  The first thing that you've got to accept is that all the other so-called churches are traps of the Devil.  Our dear Jesus preached the True Faith, so Foster said and I truly believe.  But, in the Dark Ages his words were deliberately twisted and added to and changed until Jesus wouldn't recognize 'em.  And that is why Foster was sent down to Earth, to proclaim a New Revelation and straighten it out and make it clear again."