"Not me!  I don't enjoy snake dances, I despise crowds, and I do not propose to let my social and mental inferiors tell me where I have to go on Sundays - and I wouldn't enjoy Heaven if that crowd is going to be there.  I simply object to your criticizing them for the wrong things.  As literature, the New Revelation stacks up about average - it should; it was composed by plagiarizing other scriptures.  As for logic and internal consistency, these mundane rules do not apply to sacred writings and never have - but even on these grounds the New Revelation must be rated superior; it hardly ever bites its own tail.  Try reconciling the Old Testament with the New Testament sometime, or Buddhist doctrine with Buddhist apocrypha.  As morals, Fosterism is merely the Freudian ethic sugar-coated for people who can't take their psychology straight, although I doubt if the old lecher who wrote it - pardon me, 'was inspired to write it' - was aware of this.  He was no scholar.  But he was in tune with his times, he tapped the Zeitgeist.  Fear and guilt and a loss of faith - how could he miss?  Now pipe down, I'm going to nap."