"I have a common-law warrant to part your hair with a shotgun unless you do things legally and in order!  I don't know who you are.  You look remarkably like a stuffed shirt I saw over the telephone earlier today - but that's not evidence and I don't identify you.  You must identify yourself, in the specified legal fashion, World Code paragraph 1602, part II, before you can serve a warrant.  And that goes for all those other apes, too, and that pithecan parasite piloting for you."