"Seriously, man," Hernandez said, "you coulda killed yourself. LAPD, they coulda greased your ass down dead . Mr. and Mrs. Schonbrunn, they been very nice about this, considering Mrs. Schonbrunn’s embarrassment and everything. Your arm got hassled, hey, I’m sorry ..." Hernandez shrugged, enormously. "Anyway, you not fired , man. We just can’t let you drive now. You want us put you on gated residential, no problem."