"Really?  You don't know what you're missing.  Why, during the season most of the faithful stay after services, eat their lunches in their pews, and watch the game.  The whole back wall behind the altar slides away and you're looking right into the biggest stereo tank ever built. Puts the plays right in your lap.  Better reception than you get at home - and it's more of a thrill to watch with a crowd around you." He stopped and whistled. "Hey, Cherub!  Over here!"