Many people credit me with being the guy who developed the program that was used to hack into Shimmy’s servers using the IP spoofing attack. I’d be proud if I really had been the one who managed that rather astounding feat, and I’d be glad to take credit for it. But the credit’s not mine. Instead, that honor belongs to the wickedly clever JSZ, the guy who actually participated in developing the tool and used it for our Christmas Day break-in to Shimmy’s server.