'The same – and his sister fared little better, as you'll soon see. Because right here in Bohemia, some Protestants got weary of being ruled by Papists, and threw several of 'em out a castle window into a dung-heap, and declared this country free of Popery. But unlike the Dutchmen, who have little use for royalty, these Bohemians couldn't imagine having a country without monarchs. As Protestant monarchs were in short supply hereabouts, they invited Elizabeth and this Palatine fellow to come here and rule them. Which they did – for a single winter. Then the Pope's legions came up here and made it what it is today.'