"Welcome! We made it!" T.R. announced, and then paused for a brief round of polite applause. "You’ll notice a distinct lack of luxury accommodations. Or accommodation of any sort, really. That’s what this train is for! Not just to get y’all here, but to keep y’all comfy during your stay! For your staff, there’s plenty of space in yonder bunkhouse." T.R. waved toward the village of mobile homes. "You are of course free to get out and walk around. Look for the individuals in the white cowboy hats! They are the good guys! And gals! You should know as much from the movies! They are here to help you and keep you safe from rattlesnakes, dehydration, hyperthermia, hypothermia, and other unique and special hazards of the Chihuahuan Desert." Saskia looked around and noticed that several of the event staff had indeed put on white cowboy hats.