Since then I have been careful to mount everyone in the office a few times a month. I get my arms around them and I make them carry me a little. If it’s a straight guy, I make them squirm out of the way of my genitals. Once they’ve done that, they basically just do what I want, irrespective of whether they are my junior or not. It’s ridiculous how effective it is. In theory, I suppose, one of them might hit me, but so far no one ever has.