Hi, look, I’ve called a couple of your colleagues, the State Department and Homeland Security, they hung up on me but you’ve got to listen: there’s a serious problem and I think you should put some planes in the air, I think maybe you’re being attacked...Well, because the markets are crashing...Well, no, but they’re about to...Well, I know because I have a magic shark in my head and I can see her fin in the stock ticker when things are going to hell— Are you still there? Please don’t hang up! Hello?