'How about this?' I offered rapidly. 'You violate traffic protocol putting us down. The Sia turn up, bust you and hold you. You say nothing. I'm gone and they've got nothing on you outside of a traffic misdemeanour. Your story is you're just the driver, your passengers had a little disagreement in the back seat and then I hijacked you to the ground. Meanwhile, whoever you work for bails you out rapido and you pick up a bonus for not cracking in virtual holding.'