"That's always the problem.  Wait a minute.  I just remembered something in this morning's mail - I hope Larry hasn't carted it off yet." She was back quickly. "Found it!  Listen to this: 'Living Aphrodite:  A de-luxe Album of Feminine Beauty in Gorgeous Stereo-Color by the World's Greatest Artists of the Camera.  Notice: this item will not be sent by mail.  It will be forwarded at purchaser's risk by prepaid express only.  Orders cannot be accepted from addresses in the following states-' Um, Pennsylvania is on the verboten list - but don't let that worry you; if it is addressed to you, it will be delivered - and if I know Duke's vulgar tastes, this is just what he would like."