"'It's a joke.' Why didn't you spit in his face?  He had to stay on his good behavior no matter what we did; Digby wanted him to.  But, Jill, if a thing is sinful on Sunday, it is sinful on Friday - at least it groks that way to an outsider, myself... or perhaps to a man from Mars.  The only difference I can see is that the Fosterites give away, absolutely free, a scriptural text even if you lose.  Could your Bingo games make the same claim?"