Aunt Chickie drove Bonnie and me down to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s West Hollywood station. We turned ourselves in, and Chickie immediately posted our bond, $5,000 each. Somehow the police neglected to fingerprint and photograph us. Because of this major procedural error, there was no arrest record created for either of us. Still today, there is no official record that I was ever arrested on the Santa Cruz Operations charge. Please don’t tell anyone.