She did go on, that Camilla in my head: a long poetic litany, and if you took note of the colophon at the top it was a rebus puzzle, and if you solved the rebus—which you were all but told right out was what you were supposed to do because the title of the bloody document was "Seek and ye shall find," but to my knowledge no one to this day ever has—it yielded a cryptographic key, and if you applied that key properly to the list, well, it spelled out the mighty arcane secret that Lucius Hortensus of Carthage has a penis shaped like a ram’s horn and warts upon his tongue. I have no idea if that is true. I never saw either of them, I just took offence, and my creativity rather ran away with me.