"As you can see from the display, ladies and gentlemen, rioting has now spread from the fringes of the Compensation Army camps and is affecting Arlington, Alexandria, and Rosslyn in the Arlington District as well as Foggy Bottom, Shaw, the Government Zone, and all southern neighborhoods in the Washington District. We all know, trouble breeds trouble, and this frag-up is no exception. Apparently unrelated rioting is also occurring in the Anacostia Barrens and the go-gangers known as the Halfies were overactive last night, raiding Capitol Heights and Seat Pleasant. Too much inspiration, I suppose.