"Um, maybe - but he's got one, or Jubal has, which is the same thing.  He might like one of those cute little Belgian unicycles - he could take it apart and put it together and shine it all day long.  But even that is too expensive, what with the taxes.  Mike dear, a present ought not to be very expensive - unless you are trying to get a girl to marry you, or something.  Especially 'something.' But a present should show that you thought about it and considered that person's tastes.  Something he would enjoy but probably would not buy for himself."