"Of course there is!  You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets frustrated.  After he pees in it himself, he likes the flavor much better, so he buys it.  Look, my dear, I was successfully avoiding honest work long before you were born - so don't try to teach Granpaw how to suck eggs.  Or would you rather I nursed Abby while you turn out copy?  Hey!  It's Abigail's feeding time, isn't it?  And you weren't 'Front,' Dorcas is 'Front.' I remember."