"And from a religious standpoint Mike's sexual behavior IS as kosher as fish on Friday, as orthodox as Santa Claus.  He preaches that all living creatures are collectively God... which makes him and his disciples the only self-aware gods in his pantheon which rates him a union card by the rules for godding on this planet.  Those rules always permit gods sexual freedom limited only by their own judgment; mortal rules never apply.  Leda and the Swan?  Europa and the Bull?  Osiris, Isis, and Horus?  The incredible incestuous games of the Norse gods?  Of course... but why stop there?  Take a hard look at the family relations of the Trinity in one of the most widely respected western religion (I won't cite eastern religions; their gods do things a mink breeder wouldn't put up with!).  The only way in which the odd interrelations of the various aspects of what purports to be a monotheos can be reconciled with the precepts of the religion thereto is by assuming that the rules in these matters for deity are not the rules for ordinary mortals.  Of course most people don't think about it; they compartment it off in their minds and mark it: 'Holy - Do Not Disturb.'