There are people one hears about who are so bored and so rich and so fucking ignorant of possibility that they hire other people to come and take them away from their offices like this, kidnap them for a cool week in the Maldives without their executive Bluetooth headsets and their panoply of urgent bullshit. This is because they have so little control over their incredibly privileged lives that they can’t make the decision to have a holiday, so they sign up to be made to do it.