Saskia looked down at her grubby feet, thrust into a pair of flip-flops Willem had scored at a Walmart. "That is most considerate of T.R.," she said. For Theodore Roosevelt Schmidt, Ph.D., was the real name of the man who appeared in television commercials and billboards, across the South, as T.R. McHooligan, quasi-fictitious founder and proprietor of a vastly successful regional chain of family restaurants-cum-mega-truck-stops.