"Congratulations, Bud, you're a pa," Judge Fang said. "I gather from 
your reaction that this comes as something of a surprise. It seems evident that 
your relationship with this Tequila is tenuous, and so I do not find that there 
are any mitigating circumstances I should take into account in sentencing. That 
being the case, I would like you to go out that door over there"—Judge 
Fang pointed to a door in the corner of the courtroom—"and all the way 
down the steps. Leave through the exit door and cross the street, and you will 
find a pier sticking out into the river. Walk to the end of that pier until you 
are standing on the red part and await further instructions."