This false and defamatory article then claims that I wiretapped the FBI—I didn’t. And that, foreshadowing the 1983 movie War Games , I broke into a North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) computer—not only something I never, ever did but also a near impossible proposition for anyone, given that the agency’s mission-critical computers are not connected to the outside world, and thus immune from being hacked by an outsider.