And maybe I would have been flattered to know, back then, that whenever anything like this happened at Pacific Bell, I immediately became the prime suspect. According to Santos, Kevin Poulsen had been number one on their internal most wanted list. Once Poulsen was behind bars, the revised list had a new name at the top: mine. The file they had on me going all the way back to my juvenile days was as thick as a big-city phone directory.