But, hold the phone, you say. What about all those dandy Czech assault rifles? Well, maybe it’s true that we’ve got three or four ARs each, but bullets we ain’t got. The ammo that was supposed to be the other half of the Sioux shipment is stored somewhere else. (Don’t ask me why; some perverted extension of "range safety," I guess.) So unless we feel like using the rifles as clubs, all those crates full of ARs don’t mean squat.