If Skeeter had a choice, he wouldn’t even bother putting the wear on his
’effin cybereyes. He and the so very trid-o-genic Asian-featured news snoop Joi
Bang, scrod-scarfin’ elf biff mage, stand waiting in the shambles of an office
occupied by Gabriella Santini, muck-fraggin’ bink drek News Director for WHAM!
Independent News of Philadelphia. It’s a short wait.