"Are you for real? We’ll get a duty constable on the telecom if we’re lucky. He’ll tell me that the Chief Inspector is dining somewhere, and that he will do his level best to reach him. Then he’ll ring off, log the call, and promptly forget all about it. Anyone who’s anyone tries to use his name and rank with the police all the time, it’s all they ever hear and it just goes in one ear and out the other. Sure, there’s a priority line for bluebloods like me, but that won’t do the job fast enough.