"This is Philippe, he’ll look after you now," said Barbara, and she put Maya into a red support chair at the elbow of the cosmetician. Philippe was a small man with a tiny pinched mouth and brilliantined blond hair and enormous spex. Philippe took one look at her, blurted a horrified, "Oh dear no," and sent off for spatulas and cleansing cream and adhesive towels and powerbrushes and a red alert for the hairdresser.