質問: 翻訳お願いします mike: wait a minute , if my memory is correct , your wife used to wear a fur coat. friend: i don't remember. mike: of course you do. it was large , like a tent. friend: ok , you're right , she used to. but she doesn't any more. mike: has she , too , become an animal rights supporter? friend: no, she stopped wearing it because i said that the last time i saw anything that looked like her in that coat , it was sniffing around a lamppost. so now she only wears it when she clears snow in front of the house. so i'm off the hook. mike: but the worm isn't. barbaric worm killer! friend: heartless meat eater!
回答: > mike: wait a minute , if my memory is correct , your wife used to wear a fur coat. たしか、君の奥さんは毛皮のコートを着てなかったか? > friend: i don't remember. さぁな、どうだろ。 > mike: of course you do. it was large , like a tent. 知らないはずないだろう。まるでテントみたいにでっかいやつだった。 > friend: ok , you're right , she used to. but she doesn't any more. あぁ、お前の言うとおりだ。着てたな。でも、今は着ないんだ。 > mike: has she , too , become an animal rights supporter? それに、動物の権利を守る運動に参加したんじゃなかったっけ? > friend: no, she stopped wearing it because i said that the last time i saw anything that looked like her in that coat , it was sniffing around a lamppost. so now she only wears it when she clears snow in front of the house. so i'm off the hook. いや、妻が毛皮を着なくなったのは、あのコートを着ている妻みたいなのが街灯の柱の回りを嗅ぎまわってると言ったからだ。それで今じゃあ、家の前の雪かきをする時くらいにしか着ることがない。それでこっちもやれやれってわけさ。 > mike: but the worm isn't. barbaric worm killer! だけど虫はそうはいかんぞ。虫を殺すのも残忍じゃないか! > friend: heartless meat eater! お前だって心ない肉食野郎じゃねぇか!