I can see the new interrogation guidelines now : STEP 1 : politely ask the terrorist for the information you want ( if they decline , proceed to STEP 2 ) ; STEP 2 : provide cookies and milk to the terrorist to " win " their confidence and trust and politely ask again ( if they decline proceed to STEP 3 ) ; STEP 3 : explain that if they don 't cooperate that they will be detained until they do or until they become very sick ( at which time they will be shipped home to a hero 's welcome ) ( if they decline proceed to STEP 4 ) ; STEP 4 : Welcome them to the Democratic Party and make them " czar " of information retention and control .