But , to be honest , after the real-life dog-rollerskate , it seemed rather unambitious . • Funny thing , not unrelated : flew into Nice airport , hellish navette transfer to the hire car zone at Terminal 2 , hour-long queue to get to counter in broiling Avis Portakabin while moron Froggie bureaucrats photocopy everybody 's birth certificates 84 times ; then wait half an hour for delivery of car that never comes , so scream and shout and threaten ( in earnest , for I have a temper ) to smash windows and hurl computers , until terrified woman hands me keys nearest to her on rack .