It stands to reason that , if you 're going to keep churning out the work four people used to do , you 're going to need a bit more R & R than in the old days . • Install a tanning bed in the break room . • Put beer in the vending machine . • Allow jail time to be covered under family medical leave policy . • Put in a special smoking area for medical marijuana . • Permit employee to work only during daylight hours because of fear of the dark . • Give employee more time off to pursue side business as a clown . • Let employee replace his desk with a futon so he can work lying down . • Hold the next team meeting in Hawaii . • Require the HR manager to wear nicer shoes .