IF you are overweight with a sinus problem and wrinkled clothing , and you wish your children would spend more time with you , and you are so worried about identity theft that you can 't sleep at night so you want to go to the kitchen and cook up some chicken , but you are afraid salmonella will get on the paper towels , it 's a darn shame you didn 't make it to the International Home and Housewares Show 2010 sneak preview at the Hilton Hotel in Manhattan last week , where they had all the tools to turn your sorry life around .