Speaker 1: Nani?

Speaker 2: [laughing]

Speaker 1: Mimi?

Speaker 2: [laughing]

Speaker 1: [laughing]

Speaker 2: Eeeh, si ndio?

Speaker 1: [laughing]

Speaker 2: Acha niboost boost hii simu alafu namwok. Siwezi waacha hapa na venye kuna watu most huku.

Speaker 1: Sawa. Endea chapo kwanza na kifua.

Speaker 2: Chapo tena?

Speaker 1: Na kisuaga, kisususu. [rustlings] Ama leo huchapi?

Speaker 1: Chapa ilale, chapa ilale, bum.

Speaker 2: Ninategea. Yeah, so far leo nimetengeneza ngapi? Two bob manze. Two bob ni kidogo. Ata si two bob.

Speaker 1: [rustling]

Speaker 2: Mmh. Yeah, 1.5. Wuui. Hiyo ni kidogo.

Speaker 1: Mmh. Na unateta shida-

Speaker 2: Inafaa kukuwa-

Speaker 1: ...wewe pia.

Speaker 2: Mmh?

Speaker 1: Wuui, wuui. Na unataka kwenda? Wuui, wuui.

Speaker 2: Apana, uh, apana.

Speaker 1: Naskia bado uko interested in-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...programming.

Speaker 2: Ati? Kuna?

Speaker 1: Naskia, naskia uko interested in programming? [clearing throat].

Speaker 2: Ehe, si, si nimefanya IT.

Speaker 1: Oooh, okay. Okay, okay, okay. I wasn't-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...familiar with your game.

Speaker 2: Nilikwambia na hiyo simu yako unipatie doo nikutengenezee, hutaki wewe. Unataka niendelee kusuffer.

Speaker 1: Oh, by the way. Ngoja hii mwezi iishe, 1,500 tu, ata 15 ni mingi.

Speaker 2: Kwani ni simu gani?

Speaker 1: Techno Camon 16.

Speaker 2: Camon 15?

Speaker 1: 16, 16.

Speaker 2: Ah, 16? One, six?

Speaker 1: Ndio nikuwekee kioo ya juu. Si ya-yote. Kioo ya juu ndio imeharibika. Hata si ati imeharibika, si bado ndio naitumia.

Speaker 2: Ukisema ki-kioo ya juu ni protector?

Speaker 1: Ah, ah, sisemi-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...protector. Wee mzee wee wacha hizo story.

Speaker 2: Aha, ndio, ndio, ndio nakwambia-

Speaker 1: Sisemi prote-

Speaker 2: Ah, unaona?

Speaker 1: Mmh.

Speaker 2: ...hizo simu, simu zenye ziko-

Speaker 1: Mmh.

Speaker 2: ...kioo ya juu na ndani, hizo ni simu

Speaker 1: Mmh.

Speaker 2: ...za kitabo. So I'm sure hiyo yako si-

Speaker 1: Yangu-

Speaker 2: ...hiyo ni-

Speaker 1: ...ni ibo. Yangu ni-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...hiyo ya kitabo. Nishaiekesha.

Speaker 2: Mmh?

Speaker 1: Nakwambia,-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...it's not the first time naekesha hiyo kioo ya juu.

Speaker 2: Eeeh, okay. Techno Camon 16. Ebu wacha niangalie.

Speaker 1: But hadi niko na msee, okay, wee ebu angalia angalia. And then uone itakuwa-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...namna vipi. Kwa sababu inaweza kuwa ngumu kidogo.

Speaker 1: 'Cause huyu jamaa ananifanyianga, he's-

Speaker 2: Mmh.

Speaker 1: ...very fast, ni wa hii area yetu. Like, si eti nitasumbuka sana, in short.

Speaker 2: Oooh, oooh, ah, basi unaweza tumia wao. Kama wao wako karibu hapo, si hiyo ni teke teke?

Speaker 1: Eeeh, si eti nitaanza ati kuenda tao, nini, nini. Na si ati naenda kutafuta mtu. But tutajua-

Speaker 2: Sasa-

Speaker 1: ...tutajua tu.

Speaker 2: Ujue kama leo manze-

Speaker 1: Hii maisha ni kuele-

Speaker 2: ...in the next-- juu nafaa-

Speaker 1: Mm, hmmm.

Speaker 2: ...nafaa kunini, nafaa kusaidiasaidia huku manze. Mimi na Deglo. Sasa si unaona?

Speaker 1: Oh, saa hii ni kama ulitravel?

Speaker 2: Mmh, apana, apana-

Speaker 1: Mmh?

Speaker 2: Si nilikwambia couzo yangu alipass?

Speaker 1: So unasaidia wapi?

Speaker 2: Si nimekuja huku Kikuyu.

Speaker 1: [rustling] Oooh. I get it now.

Speaker 2: Mmh, so lazima nisaidie saidie. Kama hizi mamaji zimekuja. Leo nafaa kuenda huko juu saa ile watu wana-wana-- nisaidie, niende nisaidie. Ndio nataka hii iboost hii.

Speaker 2: Ifike hata at least 40, nieke data, ndio nikuwe namove nikibonga. Juu hii mambo ya ku-kutobonga na mi nadai haka kadollar man.

Speaker 1: [laughing] Wewe wadai kadollar. Wewe wataka dollar. Ni mbaya.

Speaker 1: Tuturu tutu. Shuchuru shuchu. Shuchuru shuchu.

Speaker 1: Nananaaa. Sichiri e sichere. [singing] Huhuee, huhuee.

Speaker 1: "Alolololo. I came, I saw, I came, I saw. Who belongth to the watch. Tararararara."

Speaker 1: "I came, I saw, I see my-- I saw my neighbor who make my day. I saw the ninga who lost my game." [unintelligible].

Speaker 1: Weuu

Speaker 2: Weh.

Speaker 1: Wi.

Speaker 2: Unaona kama Oti anasema, if your recordings don't meet the quality requirements, your account can get banned after two to three warnings. And then if you want to-

Speaker 1: Three.

Speaker 2: ...to appeal, to appeal for a review, use the by comma- namuuliza-- namwambia why are you just not-

Speaker 1: Mmh.

Speaker 2: ...accepting that there are a lot of bads at your team?

Speaker 1: [rustling]

Speaker 2: It is what it is. Just saying.

Speaker 1: Sema aje?

Speaker 2: It is time to put-

Speaker 1: Akasema-

Speaker 2: ...put-

Speaker 1: ...nini?

Speaker 2: I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1: Vile alikuuliza hivo, alisema aje?

Speaker 2: Do you think, do you think, do you think after one has received, received a warning.

Speaker 1: Mm, hmmm.

Speaker 2: Wants-

Speaker 1: Lakini-

Speaker 2: ...wants-

Speaker 1: ...mwambie, mwambie kwanza arudishe records za-

Speaker 2: ...wants-- oh, eeeh, to adhear to the rules.

Speaker 1: Tell him-

Speaker 2: People encourage-

Speaker 1: ...the-

Speaker 2: ...people, people are not-

Speaker 1: Banyinyinyi.

Speaker 2: ...people are not complaining for no reason.

Speaker 1: Yes. Because we have done our best.

Speaker 1: We have done our best.

Speaker 2: Acha icharge, charge faster faster.

Speaker 1: We are trying to do our best [unintelligible] it cannot be the same.

Speaker 1: We are trying to do our best. To make best, best.

Speaker 1: Life is so fun. Life is so fun. Life is so fun. Life is so fun.

Speaker 2: Yes.

Speaker 1: [coughing] [rustling]

Speaker 2: Eeeh. Baadaye kidogo.

Speaker 1: Just, just [unintelligible]

Speaker 2: Nanana.

Speaker 1: Collo.

Speaker 2: Yes.

Speaker 1: Collo

Speaker 2: Aaah. [rustling] Eeeh. [rustling]

Speaker 1: Again [rustling].

Speaker 2: [rustling]

Speaker 2: Hii ni mbaya, ni mbaya, ni mbaya.

Speaker 2: Mmh, Cyro, Cyro, se-

Speaker 1: Eeeh, niliona uliwasha camera ukiwa-

Speaker 2: Nikiwa?

Speaker 1: ...kumbe uliwasha camera ukiwa Kikuyu. Nashangaa eeeh, Bitz ako wapi leo?

Speaker 2: [laughs]

Speaker 1: Simuoni kwa mashemeji.

Speaker 2: Hauskii, hauskii nini, bana, leo mdomo wake nimemnyamazisha. Cyro, acha akuje.

Speaker 1: [unintelligible]

Speaker 2: Acha arudi tena round two nimnyoroshe [laughing].

Speaker 1: [rustling] [laughing]

Speaker 2: Amepata niko na internet fiti. Saa hii haezi sema kitu.

Speaker 1: Mmh.

Speaker 2: Unaona, unaona hawa watu wako hapa, hapa cheater, hawa cheater, hawa cheater-

Speaker 1: Mm, hmmm.

Speaker 2: Gamers up two hours there.

Speaker 1: Mmh?