Speaker 2 [00:00:02 - 00:00:07]: Student bed níbo lo fé wá sùn sí nígbà tí bed yẹn ò lè gba àwọn méjèèjì, ṣé kò n sùn?

Speaker 1 [00:00:03 - 00:00:04]: Ó máa sùn sí ilẹ̀ n lẹ̀ ni.

Speaker 2 [00:00:07 - 00:00:08]: Ẹhn?

Speaker 1 [00:00:07 - 00:00:11]: Ó máa sùn sí ilẹ̀ n lẹ̀ ni. Kò bá lówó, ó máa lọ, ó máa lọ book hotel.

Speaker 3 [00:00:10 - 00:00:11]: Kò yé èmi o.

Speaker 2 [00:00:11 - 00:00:17]: Kiloverse you no understand. Like now. Ẹhn, boyfriend and girlfriend the way they are now.

Speaker 3 [00:00:16 - 00:00:18]: I under-- I understand, I understand you.

Speaker 2 [00:00:18 - 00:00:19]: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 [00:00:18 - 00:00:21]: I understand. I was like, I was like, kíni, kíni.

Speaker 2 [00:00:20 - 00:00:23]: Ẹhn, so, so, how will it be? How will it be?

Speaker 3 [00:00:24 - 00:00:27]: The girl go sleep on the floor now. Since the girl is àlejò.

Speaker 1 [00:00:28 - 00:00:29]: Okay.

Speaker 1 [00:00:30 - 00:00:32]: Ẹhn, kó kúkú má wá mi wá nígbà yẹn.

Speaker 2 [00:00:30 - 00:00:37]: No, the girl is not actually àlejò. Em, is the guy that go and meet the girl, that's what I'm saying. But to honor.

Speaker 2 [00:00:38 - 00:00:40]: Okay. Okay.

Speaker 3 [00:00:40 - 00:00:45]: The girl will sleep on the floor, the guy is àlejò.

Speaker 2 [00:00:40 - 00:00:42]: Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 [00:00:42 - 00:00:45]: Okay. Okay, àlejò á wá sùn sí oríi bed.

Speaker 2 [00:00:46 - 00:00:51]: Hnm. Okay èmi sọ pé wọn fi pọ́n àlejò lélẹ̀, wọn fi pọ́n àlejò lélẹ̀. Ó ti yé mi, ó ti yé mi.

Speaker 3 [00:00:47 - 00:00:48]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:00:51 - 00:00:57]: Hm, hmmm. Ó tún gbé mi dé bẹ̀. T'íyẹn bá wá ní roommate.

Speaker 2 [00:00:56 - 00:00:57]: Ajẹ́.

Speaker 1 [00:00:58 - 00:01:00]: Tó bá wá ní roommate nkó?

Speaker 2 [00:00:59 - 00:01:13]: Nkan tó maá n sú mi-- I swear, that's the, that's the reason why I did not like, like roommate. Because, I will want to accept em visitor, but because of roommate I will not be able to bring, ẹh, visitor. It's not, it's not good, it's bad.

Speaker 1 [00:01:06 - 00:01:07]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:01:14 - 00:01:16]: Èmi tiẹ̀ hate roommate. I hate roommate.

Speaker 2 [00:01:17 - 00:01:18]: Like seriously.

Speaker 2 [00:01:18 - 00:01:27]: Àbí, àbí, kí roommate máa, kó máa sọ fún mi, ní-nílé tí èmi àti ẹ jọ gbà equally, kó máa sọ fún mi npé òun, òun fẹ́ gbé obìnrin wálé, kí èmi bó́ sí ìta.

Speaker 1 [00:01:28 - 00:01:30]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:01:28 - 00:01:34]: Last one tó bá mi try ẹ, last one tó bá mi try ẹ, kò bá mi, kò bá mi lọ semester yẹn tán. Walahi.

Speaker 1 [00:01:36 - 00:01:42]: Ẹhn, ó máa-- ẹhn, kó bá ẹ-- ẹ jà. Ṣé ìwọ lo gbà ilé ni? Ìwọ lo fi owó ẹ gbà ilé ni? Ṣẹ́bi ẹ jọ, ẹ jọ.

Speaker 2 [00:01:41 - 00:01:43]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:01:44 - 00:01:45]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:01:44 - 00:01:45]: Okay, ó wá squat pẹ̀lú ẹ?

Speaker 2 [00:01:46 - 00:01:56]: Ẹhn, kí, kí èmi excuse tòun. So, è-èmi máa wà ní ìta, è-èmi yẹn ni igi. Èmi yẹn ni igi. Wàá máa gbá obìnrin nínú ilé, wàá máa... Ah ah.

Speaker 1 [00:01:50 - 00:01:50]: Aha.

Speaker 1 [00:01:56 - 00:02:01]: Ehhh. Ó máa ma gbádùn nínú ilé. Ó máa ma gbá ọmọ ní doggy nínú ilé.

Speaker 2 [00:01:57 - 00:01:59]: [laughing].

Speaker 1 [00:02:02 - 00:02:03]: Ó máa ma fi ẹpọ̀n gbá ògiri.

Speaker 2 [00:02:02 - 00:02:03]: Ojú mí á wá máa yán.

Speaker 2 [00:02:04 - 00:02:07]: Ẹhn, ojú mí á wá máa yán.

Speaker 1 [00:02:08 - 00:02:10]: [laughing] God abeg o.

Speaker 1 [00:02:10 - 00:02:15]: Èmi o-- I don't even, I don't like, I don't like roommate. I don't like anything about roommate.

Speaker 1 [00:02:16 - 00:02:20]: Èmi tí mo kàn ra. Ah, cos a máa padà jà ni, tí n bá ní roommate.

Speaker 2 [00:02:22 - 00:02:22]: Ah.

Speaker 2 [00:02:23 - 00:02:32]: Kai Ìkanran kè. Wàá, wàá learn. Ní ọ̀dọ̀ àwọn kan báyìí, wàá learn. Àbí Kiloverse what did I say?

Speaker 3 [00:02:33 - 00:02:35]: Ó máa learn the, ó máa learn the hard way.

Speaker 2 [00:02:36 - 00:02:45]: I swear. Because, let's say now, let's say now, you know that there are some, there are-- you just, you just thank yourself for the kind of parent you have.

Speaker 2 [00:02:46 - 00:02:53]: There are some parent that, if it's, if it's not your money, if it's not your money, inasmuch, inasmuch it's their money, they'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 [00:02:53 - 00:03:16]: They'll want you to, you to have roommate, that this is the amount I want to be sending for you. Wọ́n mọ̀ pé normal, normal, owó ilé yẹn o, em, 250 ní o, wọ́n máa ní 125 l'àwọn fẹ́ send sí ẹ. You did not have choice now, you'll have roommate now. Unless if you want to be using your own money. Ṣé wàá wá ní o fẹ́ fi ìkanra lẹ̀ lọ, o fẹ́ fi ìkanra lẹ̀ lọ. Ṣé.

Speaker 1 [00:03:11 - 00:03:14]: Àbí mo ti-- tó bá [unintelligible], wòó, màá kó kúrò nínú ilé ni.

Speaker 2 [00:03:16 - 00:03:19]: Báwo lo ṣe fẹ́ máa san owó ilé? Ẹhn?

Speaker 1 [00:03:17 - 00:03:17]: Kó kúrò n'lé.

Speaker 1 [00:03:20 - 00:03:23]: Màá kó kúrò n'lé yẹn fun, fun roommate ni. You don't know me sha.

Speaker 1 [00:03:24 - 00:03:25]: I don't like.

Speaker 2 [00:03:24 - 00:03:34]: Ẹhn now, if you kó kúrò ní ilé, where, where will you be calling safe zone? And how do, how do you continue your living? That's, that's what you should reason now.

Speaker 2 [00:03:35 - 00:03:40]: Unless if you have your source of income to, to be paying for the apartment.

Speaker 2 [00:03:40 - 00:03:41]: Alone.

Speaker 2 [00:03:42 - 00:03:43]: Ah.

Speaker 1 [00:03:42 - 00:03:48]: Okay. But, me, me I already told them at home. I don't want roommate. I don't want-- I can't.

Speaker 2 [00:03:44 - 00:03:45]: It's like.

Speaker 2 [00:03:47 - 00:03:52]: But, but, but ká má pa irọ́, but ká má pa irọ́, ilé, ilé ọ̀dọ̀ school yín náà cheap o ah.

Speaker 2 [00:03:53 - 00:04:04]: Lo fín sọ npé óò, óò, óò wá roommate. Ṣé ibí tí wọn tí n gba ilé medium ní 250, ilé POP 400, 600. I swear, àfi bíi pé gold ní eléyìí.

Speaker 1 [00:04:03 - 00:04:06]: Ẹhn, o mọ iye tí mo gbà ilé yìí ni? Kíni, ìgbà tí mo fẹ́ gbà ilé.

Speaker 1 [00:04:07 - 00:04:11]: Ìgbà tí mo fẹ́ gbà ilé, òò mọ iye tí, o lẹ iye tí mo gbà eléyìí, mo gbà á ní 220.

Speaker 1 [00:04:12 - 00:04:13]: Annually is 200k.

Speaker 2 [00:04:15 - 00:04:23]: 220. O rí. Agreement and commission, agreement and commission is 20,000. And you say is not cheap, it's cheap. Àbí Kiloverse what did I say?

Speaker 1 [00:04:16 - 00:04:17]: Ó tún ṣì wà cheap o.

Speaker 1 [00:04:23 - 00:04:27]: Ṣé kín sọ fún ẹ, sọ fún ẹ. I just, mo kàn ní luck ní eléyìí ni. Mo kàn ní luck.

Speaker 3 [00:04:25 - 00:04:29]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:04:28 - 00:04:31]: Let me tell you something, mo kàn rí luck.

Speaker 3 [00:04:29 - 00:04:30]: Ó n gbádùn.

Speaker 2 [00:04:29 - 00:04:31]: I swear you're enjoying, you're actually enjoying.

Speaker 2 [00:04:32 - 00:04:39]: Kiloverse can testify to what I'm saying now. Like seriously, you'll see, you'll see house, wait, you'll see-- okay, okay.

Speaker 1 [00:04:33 - 00:04:33]: Jẹ́'n sọ.

Speaker 1 [00:04:35 - 00:04:37]: Let me tell you, I want to talk. Let me talk, I want to talk.

Speaker 1 [00:04:40 - 00:05:17]: Ngbà tí mo fẹ́ gbà ilé, ngbà yẹn mi ò tiẹ̀ tíì dé school. Tó, àwọn ilé tí wọ́n send sí mi, 350, 300, 350, 250. Ngbà tí mo wá wá fún ara mi, tí mo wá dé sí ọ̀dọ̀ ọ̀rẹ́ mi. Mo wá lọ, mo wá wá ilé fún ara mi. Em, agent kàn o-- mo wá tẹ̀lé agent. Wọ́n wá sọ wípé ilé kan nṣì níbí báyìí. And luck ní ilé eléyìí tún wá jẹ́ fún mi, torí, àwọn ilé tí ó tún wá wọ́n yẹn, 300, 250, ó jìnà sí school. Eléyìí tí mo rí ní-- even, 215 ní mo gbà á. 215, 215,000. Ó dè tún súnmọ́ school, mí ọ̀ kìn gbé ọ̀kàdà lọ school. Ẹ̀yìn, ẹ̀yìn ilé mí báyìí-- màá kàn bó́ sí, bóyá kín sọ wípé school wà ní third Street. School ò jìnà rárá.

Speaker 2 [00:05:18 - 00:05:19]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:05:18 - 00:05:23]: But even ní àdúgbò yìí, àwọn ilé 300, ilé 300. Luck ní mó kàn rí.

Speaker 1 [00:05:24 - 00:05:25]: Luck ní.

Speaker 2 [00:05:25 - 00:05:42]: Nkan tí mòó n sọ náà nìyẹn pé luck ní now. Npé àwọn ilé 300 tí o tún sọ yẹn, àwọn ilé 300, 400, luck tún l'òun náà. Ask Kiloverse, Kiloverse élò ní normal standard, em, one bedroom flat, àbí, em, self con, self-contain?

Speaker 1 [00:05:26 - 00:05:27]: Even, even.

Speaker 1 [00:05:29 - 00:05:30]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:05:36 - 00:05:37]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:05:39 - 00:05:40]: A room.

Speaker 1 [00:05:41 - 00:05:44]: I said a room self o. A room self, a room self.

Speaker 3 [00:05:44 - 00:05:45]: You go get 700 for hand.

Speaker 2 [00:05:46 - 00:05:48]: Óyá you sef hear o.

Speaker 3 [00:05:46 - 00:05:48]: Una get 500.

Speaker 1 [00:05:47 - 00:05:48]: 700,000.

Speaker 2 [00:05:49 - 00:05:56]: You hear with your hear o. Ṣé, ṣé, ṣé ẹnu mí ní fi sọ ọ́? You see? I tell you that you are enjoying, you think I'm lying.

Speaker 3 [00:05:49 - 00:05:51]: Ah ah [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:05:49 - 00:05:50]: Ó ti dá.

Speaker 3 [00:05:54 - 00:05:56]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:05:57 - 00:05:58]: I, I tell you that you're enjoying.

Speaker 3 [00:05:57 - 00:06:00]: If you come Iletiode l'ọ̀dọ̀ wá, Iletiode, Iletiode ò le dáa.

Speaker 1 [00:05:58 - 00:05:58]: 700.

Speaker 2 [00:05:59 - 00:06:00]: I swear.

Speaker 3 [00:06:00 - 00:06:04]: Ileti-iletiode toilet wa ò ní dáa. Ògiri ẹ̀ ti ma ma peel off.

Speaker 2 [00:06:04 - 00:06:04]: I swear.

Speaker 2 [00:06:06 - 00:06:12]: Bóyá, bóyá kí ọ máa share kitchen, àbí kí ọ máa share toilet, kí ọ́ jẹ́ pé kitchen nìkan ni personal.

Speaker 2 [00:06:13 - 00:06:16]: Ah, it's like you did not know anything.

Speaker 1 [00:06:17 - 00:06:17]: Hm.

Speaker 1 [00:06:19 - 00:06:20]: Ọmọ, me I did not share anything with anybody.

Speaker 3 [00:06:19 - 00:06:20]: Ẹyin tún gbádùn yà.

Speaker 3 [00:06:22 - 00:06:23]: Ẹyin tún gbádùn yàtọ̀.

Speaker 1 [00:06:24 - 00:06:26]: So next year, ẹh, year, year [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:06:24 - 00:06:25]: I swear.

Speaker 1 [00:06:27 - 00:06:31]: Owó, ẹh, October l'owó máa due, tí màá san... Èló ní má san ná? 200.

Speaker 2 [00:06:33 - 00:06:36]: You are enjoying now. Aha, agreement and commission 15,000, mí ò gbọ́ rí.

Speaker 2 [00:06:38 - 00:06:40]: [laughing].

Speaker 1 [00:06:38 - 00:06:39]: Ah.

Speaker 1 [00:06:41 - 00:06:43]: Olórun bá mi, wòó, luck ní.

Speaker 3 [00:06:41 - 00:06:44]: Oò san owó, oò, oò, oò, oò san, oò san caution fee.

Speaker 1 [00:06:46 - 00:06:48]: Mí ò ṣan-- caution fee kọ́o.

Speaker 2 [00:06:47 - 00:06:52]: Ẹhẹn, caution fee bíi, bíi 60k. Ah! Olórun ò, òún gbádùn o.

Speaker 1 [00:06:50 - 00:06:51]: Ó tiẹ̀ dáa.

Speaker 2 [00:06:54 - 00:07:01]: Caution fee tí óò ní ba nkan jẹ́ tí, tí wọn máa ní ko san caution fee. Owó tí óò ní lè bèèrè tí o bá n'lọ, npé óò ba nkakan jẹ́ o.

Speaker 1 [00:06:58 - 00:06:59]: Ó ti jẹ́.

Speaker 3 [00:07:00 - 00:07:01]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:07:02 - 00:07:04]: Owó tí óò ní lè bèèrè, àbí Kiloverse.

Speaker 3 [00:07:05 - 00:07:08]: Ọ̀tọ̀ ni now. Kí agent tó mú ẹ kúrò ní ibi tí o wà, kí o tó máa lọ wọ ilé, wàá.

Speaker 1 [00:07:10 - 00:07:12]: Màá san 50,000.

Speaker 3 [00:07:11 - 00:07:12]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:07:13 - 00:07:14]: Màá san fún agent.

Speaker 2 [00:07:13 - 00:07:14]: Ẹhn now.

Speaker 3 [00:07:15 - 00:07:17]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:07:18 - 00:07:31]: Hear something. This one, this one nkó? Ó, ó kòn fẹ́ lọ, ó kòn fẹ́ lọ mú ẹ wọ ilé tí ó jẹ́ wípé, kò tíì, óò tíì like ilé yẹn o, wàá sì kókó máa ṣan 5k. N'ípé, owó npé ó mú ẹ káàkiri. Security fee.

Speaker 1 [00:07:18 - 00:07:20]: Mo fẹ́ lọ wọ ilé.

Speaker 3 [00:07:19 - 00:07:20]: You go first pay.

Speaker 1 [00:07:32 - 00:07:33]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:07:35 - 00:07:35]: Ẹhn?

Speaker 1 [00:07:36 - 00:07:37]: Ẹhn, okay.

Speaker 2 [00:07:36 - 00:07:37]: How much?

Speaker 3 [00:07:37 - 00:07:39]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:07:41 - 00:07:56]: Ẹhẹn. You sef you see. Ó lè, ó lè mú ẹ wo ilé 10, àbí 5, àbí 5, kí ọ má like ẹ̀, kó jẹ́ wípé, owó ẹ ti jóná. Wàá tún lọ, wàá, wàá tún lọ bá another agent, wàá tún san owó ìmíì fún another agent.

Speaker 1 [00:07:45 - 00:07:46]: Àwọn agent yẹn.

Speaker 1 [00:07:50 - 00:07:51]: 20,000.

Speaker 1 [00:07:55 - 00:07:56]: Hm.

Speaker 1 [00:07:57 - 00:07:59]: Jẹ́ n wá ọ̀dọ̀ míì. Struggle continue.

Speaker 2 [00:08:00 - 00:08:02]: I swear o ti gbà á.

Speaker 2 [00:08:03 - 00:08:17]: Àwọn agent yẹn gangan ni problem ilé gbígbà. Nítorí ẹ lọ ṣe máa rí pé-- ọ̀là pé ọ lọ gbé l'ọ̀dọ̀ ọ̀rẹ́ ẹ, ló fí fi ara balẹ̀ wá ilé. Tí ó bá jẹ́ wí pé óò lọ gbé l'ọ̀dọ̀ ọ̀rẹ́ ẹ, pé àti ilé lo ti ní kí wọ́n ma bá ẹ wọ ilé.

Speaker 1 [00:08:04 - 00:08:04]: Ó ti dá.

Speaker 1 [00:08:16 - 00:08:18]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:08:18 - 00:08:28]: Agent máa involve. Mí ò tíì fẹ́ rí, agent máa involve. Tí agent bá dè involve, ah-- oò tíì rí ibi tí n jẹ 150 lóríi ilé, oò tíì rí ibì.

Speaker 1 [00:08:26 - 00:08:30]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 2 [00:08:29 - 00:08:31]: Agent ti jẹ 150 lóríi ilé.

Speaker 1 [00:08:31 - 00:08:33]: Kí ló dé? Ó ti pọ̀ jù now.

Speaker 1 [00:08:35 - 00:08:38]: Ó ti pọ̀ jù now. That is, that is wickedness. Àwọn agent yẹn.

Speaker 2 [00:08:35 - 00:08:38]: Kiloverse you did not tell her. You did not tell her.

Speaker 3 [00:08:39 - 00:08:41]: Fií lẹ̀, kò mọ̀, kò mọ̀ nkankan.

Speaker 1 [00:08:40 - 00:08:42]: Àwọn agent yẹn gangan ni problem.

Speaker 1 [00:08:43 - 00:08:44]: Ah! Ó ti pọ̀ jù now.

Speaker 2 [00:08:43 - 00:08:47]: Ẹhn now, that's just it, it now, that's just it now.

Speaker 1 [00:08:45 - 00:08:47]: Àwọn agent yẹn, especially student yẹn.

Speaker 2 [00:08:48 - 00:08:51]: And, and if you think, if you, and if you--

Speaker 1 [00:08:48 - 00:08:50]: Student jẹ owó. Wọ́n fi student jẹun.

Speaker 2 [00:08:52 - 00:09:05]: And if you think, em, you want to be claiming rightness that, okay o, you did not want to pay that money. They can, they can hang up with, em, landlord, and say landlord, this is the price you should call.

Speaker 2 [00:09:05 - 00:09:08]: And the landlord will not want to em, say no now.

Speaker 1 [00:09:06 - 00:09:06]: Hm.

Speaker 1 [00:09:08 - 00:09:09]: Is not even--

Speaker 2 [00:09:09 - 00:09:11]: If, if agent tell landlord that--

Speaker 1 [00:09:10 - 00:09:13]: Tí ìwọ bá sọ pé óò lè sọ ọ́.

Speaker 1 [00:09:21 - 00:09:23]: Before you know it, ẹlọ̀míì tí--

Speaker 2 [00:09:21 - 00:09:24]: Ẹhn now, you get it. You know that.

Speaker 2 [00:09:24 - 00:09:37]: You, you know that the house is kind of saturated and everyone, everyone wants it. That, every-- if you say you are not paying, the other, other people will pay, other people will pay. So that's just it.

Speaker 1 [00:09:31 - 00:09:33]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:09:34 - 00:09:36]: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1 [00:09:39 - 00:09:43]: Tó bá máa tún, tó bá máa fi dí first semester again báyìí, àwọn student máa máa rush ilé.

Speaker 2 [00:09:45 - 00:09:46]: Ẹhn now, ẹhn.

Speaker 1 [00:09:45 - 00:09:46]: Wọ́n máa ma rush.

Speaker 2 [00:09:46 - 00:10:00]: There's some land-- some landlord will be like okay o, some landlord will be, they'll be finding way to even pursue you if, em, if one year have complete, that, that, that fresher is getting, they'll be, they can.