Speaker 2: Line man even hit am sef o.

Speaker 2: Make them check, no be that ball, that ball no suppose comot na, that ball, that ball still dey play o.

Speaker 2: Laughter, laugh them, laugh am, laugh am, this Brazilian boy wey get energy, [hissing] you will play.

Speaker 2: Let's gooo.

Speaker 2: Hungry for more.

Speaker 2: Na so they take score Chelsea o.

Speaker 2: Chelsea come dey struggle.

Speaker 2: The churis.

Speaker 2: But Liver-- Liverpool wey I want make them win match, come dey, come dey do like this.

Speaker 2: Eh, Ekitike, Ekitike dey bench, who come dey top... Why Gakpo dey top nine?

Speaker 1: Oga Gakpo top nine na, he just came back from injury, since Salah no dey.

Speaker 2: E get Ekitike dey that place, why Eki... why? Because, because him play against Marseille on Friday abi wetin, on Wednesday.

Speaker 2: No, no start your best player, dey put your, your hope for Gakpo.

Speaker 1: Tha-that man, him start his dutch player na, he, he, he start him dutch player so that, the, the, the go carry am for world cup.

Speaker 2: No worry na.

Speaker 2: Aaa, when.

Speaker 2: When.

Speaker 2: When the sake am, shey him dutch player go still get job?

Speaker 1: [giggle].

Speaker 2: Ka, this team no get, this team no get seminary with the ball, no, no Justin Kluivert.

Speaker 2: No Tavernier.

Speaker 2: No Adam.

Speaker 2: And they they ball like this, which kind, which kind super Bournemouth team be this?

Speaker 2: Scott Parker's Bournemouth is on fire.

Speaker 1: No be this guy wey-- Sco-scott Parker wey this guy been follow am, been won kill am, that, that year?

Speaker 1: Ful-fulham, Fulham won carry mid players, Mitrovic kill am.

Speaker 2: Guy, see this life? Fulham, Fulham no fit make am for this life, ever.

Speaker 2: Na why I pity them Calvin Bassey with him talent, he need go better club.

Speaker 2: You no fit use Raul Jimenez and ehhhm, wetin them dey call the other one?

Speaker 1: Guy, Mitrovic was in that team, fuck e thought, Mitrovic was in that team.

Speaker 2: No be when, when Mitrovic, no be, no be, no be him still dey Al Rayyan na?

Speaker 2: Which kind Mitrovic? Which kind striker? Him wey dey go online, wey they ban.

Speaker 1: He was scoring o.

Speaker 1: He was scoring goals o.

Speaker 1: When he go eh Championship, the guy go dey bang 41 goals in a session.

Speaker 2: Na no be the same thing this guy dey do to? This guy wey dey Leicester dey do that same thing?

Speaker 1: Timu Pukki.

Speaker 2: Ehhhn, that.

Speaker 2: Leicester striker na.

Speaker 1: Okay, Vardy?

Speaker 2: Vaaardy, we dey bang goals.

Speaker 2: E good now, but the thing no good?

Speaker 1: Salah, wetin dey do Salah problem? Wetin dey do Salah na? God abeg.

Speaker 1: Salah, Salah, Salah don, Salah don.

Speaker 2: Hiya, na them, na them dey lose, na them dey pack for back.

Speaker 2: You lose and you dey dull.

Speaker 2: 30 minutes.

Speaker 1: Make, make Salah just quit ball abeg, Salah is, Salah, Salah is ass.

Speaker 1: They don start you now, you dey play nonsense.

Speaker 1: They don start you now, you dey play nonsense.

Speaker 1: Wey, if them no start you now, you go dey complain.

Speaker 2: Na Arn-Ar-Ar-Arn-- Leo Anderson wey won gooo Tottenham. Jeeesus, wetin Gak... Who dey do like this?

Speaker 2: That thing na shot?

Speaker 2: Bro, this guy, this guy leg na bullet, na see, na where he like to dey stand shot be that, see that shooot.

Speaker 2: Brooo.

Speaker 1: Give am again.

Speaker 2: Kai, even with head the still go, the still dey, they still dey get accurate passes.

Speaker 2: With head.

Speaker 2: Come on, comot Tarry joor.

Speaker 2: So that bastard Jay just come online, come make noise go offline.

Speaker 2: Hm, that boooy.

Speaker 1: That boy.

Speaker 1: Too useless, bot le.

Speaker 1: Ah haaa.

Speaker 1: How e just take come online like that, just comot?

Speaker 2: Say, he been won-- he say he won go market.

Speaker 2: Drop am for person for inside box there na.

Speaker 1: He won go market.

Speaker 1: He won go market for this night? Wetin, wetin, wetin, weeetin he dey cook?

Speaker 2: E cook one nonsense Yoruba soup.

Speaker 1: Want cook, want cook, want cook we... nonsense.

Speaker 2: Omo, [yawning] where I want see Afang cook chop tomorrow like this, [yawning] hey, obooye.

Speaker 1: Omo wetin I want even chop tomorrow, if, if... na talk be that o, wetin I want chop tomorrow? because if I talk, I fit talk.

Speaker 1: Talk today, talk tomorrow.

Speaker 1: Oyaya, on, on, Monday.

Speaker 1: On Monday morning, I don place withdrawal.

Speaker 1: I no know how much them go give me.

Speaker 2: Yeah, omo my, my withdrawal suppose be, maybe next week Friday, not even Monday.

Speaker 2: I no know how I won take guide till Friday.

Speaker 1: My money don dey finish sef, make I, I, I do, I do withdrawal.

Speaker 2: See goooal aaai, good ball joor, good ball joor, Jimenez, pump this Liverpool team bro, as they no want, as they no want get sense, pump their ass.

Speaker 2: You carry-- you carry Joe Gomez put for, for centre back.

Speaker 2: And you won win match, Joe Gomez.

Speaker 2: And ehm, Milo-mi-mi-milos Kerkez.

Speaker 2: [laughing].

Speaker 2: Aaa-aweeey.

Speaker 2: [unintelligible].

Speaker 1: Daaah.

Speaker 1: Person go just come dey, dey see stats for this Bournemouth team.

Speaker 1: Person go just come see, see stats for this Bournemouth team.

Speaker 2: Omo, shey na offside be this? Aaaw.

Speaker 1: Kai, this Ker-kerkez na bastard o.

Speaker 1: Truffert, this Kerkez na bastard o.

Speaker 2: Him-- he think say he play am offside, but the, the, the go check that goal guy, they fit cancel am.

Speaker 1: The fit cancel am o.

Speaker 2: Do like say that thing na-- that do like say, that guy dey offside, either Van... Hope say Van Dijk no play that guy offside?

Speaker 1: They don play.

Speaker 1: Na pure goal bro, bro na pure goal be that.

Speaker 1: Bro that's a pure goal bro.

Speaker 2: Alison spread no fit even help this, no fit help this goal.

Speaker 1: Na this year, e dey hard to dey score this Alison for, for una home.

Speaker 1: Daaamn, the score Alison that kind ball and I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm disappointed.

Speaker 2: He spread na, but he no, he no, he no fit cover him leg like that.

Speaker 1: Dah, e dey hard to score Alison those kind balls o.

Speaker 2: On-side, Van Dijk, Van Dijk, Van Dijk play that guy better style on side like this.

Speaker 1: Possible offside.

Speaker 1: Dah, na now-- na now Zambian man dey come, Zambian man e be like say he don slack.

Speaker 2: Dey play.

Speaker 1: Abi na him just, no just dey see am for our out-- for the, for space?

Speaker 2: E-even, even for that money grind sef, na-na me still... na I still dey top five for there, if they the comot leaderboard, for all time leaderboard, I still dey top five.

Speaker 2: Upon say I no dey the active, I no dey active there again, nobody fit break my record.

Speaker 1: You dey craze? Okay na, be like say na true o, na me even.

Speaker 2: See goal o, chai deflection, deflection.

Speaker 1: Na me top for here.

Speaker 1: Na me top for here sef.

Speaker 2: Hmm, this Bournemouth team serious o.

Speaker 2: Comot there, throw in, against them.

Speaker 2: Gravenbech today you go hustle ball tire.

Speaker 2: E be like thief.

Speaker 1: Give Salah ball naaa.

Speaker 1: Dah, the boy is useless, daaamn.

Speaker 1: Carry ball go front, you dey play nonsense.

Speaker 2: Alison don dey complain, you never see anything yet.

Speaker 1: If that-- if they really, if the werey.

Speaker 1: Na that, the-- make he no do make Ederson come bench am for Brazil team o, he... e for bad.

Speaker 2: Florian Pant.

Speaker 2: Florian Pant, see am, see am.

Speaker 1: Endo.

Speaker 1: You dey start Endo.

Speaker 2: Endo no, Endo no play this ball now.

Speaker 1: Which kind clearance be this? What the fuck is that clearance?

Speaker 2: Endo no-- Endo no play this ball na guy, which be Endo? Where you see Endo?

Speaker 1: You no see Endo?

Speaker 2: Okay the comot, the comot, the, the comot, the comot Joe Gomez put Endo.

Speaker 1: The guy with number three.

Speaker 1: Hmm now.

Speaker 1: You no see Endo for the... You no, you no.

Speaker 2: Na Endo, na Endo dey play... Endo dey play center back now.

Speaker 1: Yes na, you no see am with number three?

Speaker 2: I don, I don die guuuy.

Speaker 2: I don die.

Speaker 2: You go pump this boys they goal, carry DM play center back say wetin happen?

Speaker 1: Him go play na.

Speaker 1: My, my, my, my Norgard wey dey play nkor?

Speaker 1: Jeeesus, omo them go kill this team o

Speaker 2: Norgard dey play, Nogard dey play center back?

Speaker 1: They go kill this team o, Norgard don play am before na.

Speaker 2: Or Casemiro don play center back?

Speaker 2: Sooo.

Speaker 1: Daaah, omo meeen, this crazy o.

Speaker 1: Dah, ma' do comot, fleet this room, [unintelligible].

Speaker 1: After this first half, I don fleet this room cause what is this?

Speaker 2: Endo, wah, they no get... the no dey, the no... Konate say him grandpa die, say he no fit play ball today.

Speaker 2: Person wey them sign o.

Speaker 1: Damn, wait.

Speaker 1: Who dey even the play? Who dey even play that kind ball for.

Speaker 1: That kind wing, God abeg.

Speaker 1: Yeah, [yawning], this Endo boy na werey.

Speaker 1: This-- them dey-- the, the man, the man dey confused.

Speaker 1: Make them find way sack am, the thing be say, Liverpool no dey sac coaches like that.

Speaker 1: You, you, you leave go when your year finish.

Speaker 1: When you go go, Liverpool no dey sac coaches like that.

Speaker 2: Let them, collect am ball joor.

Speaker 1: Liverpool no dey sack coaches like that.

Speaker 1: Or else, they for don... E get time wey the, the been won sac Klopp na, na, you no fit sac coach. Them no dey sac.

Speaker 1: Na why them dey allow nonsense, because say, them they... they done pay well.

Speaker 2: [laughing].

Speaker 2: Florian, Florian Pant.

Speaker 2: Kai, Florian Pant no fit... no, no, no fit carry two.

Speaker 1: Collect am, na red card be that na.