a soulless jumble of ineptly assembled cliches and pabulum that plays like a 95-minute commercial for nba properties . 
(ROOT (NP (NP (NP (DT a) (JJ soulless) (NN jumble)) (PP (IN of) (NP (ADJP (RB ineptly) (VBN assembled)) (NNS cliches) (CC and) (NN pabulum)))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ plays) (PP (IN like) (NP (NP (DT a) (NML (CD 95) (HYPH -) (NN minute)) (NN commercial)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN nba) (NNS properties)))))))) (. .)))
(ROOT (NP (NP (NP (DT ) (JJ ) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (ADJP (RB ) (VBN )) (NNS ) (CC ) (NN )))) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT )) (S (VP (VBZ ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (DT ) (NML (CD ) (HYPH ) (NN )) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (NN ) (NNS )))))))) (. )))