that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an m-16 
(ROOT (S (NP (DT that)) (VP (VBZ does) (NP (NP (NN everything)) (CC but) (VP (VB issue) (NP (PRP you)) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN dog-) (NN tag)) (CC and) (NP (DT an) (NN m) (CD -16))))))))
(ROOT (S (NP (DT )) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (NP (NN )) (CC ) (VP (VB ) (NP (PRP )) (NP (NP (DT ) (NN ) (NN )) (CC ) (NP (DT ) (NN ) (CD ))))))))