brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB brilliantly)) (VP (VBN named) (UCP (ADVP (ADVP (NN half)) (PP (IN past) (ADJP (JJ dead)))) (, --) (CC or) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN seagal)))))))
(ROOT (SINV (ADVP (RB )) (VP (VBN ) (UCP (ADVP (ADVP (NN )) (PP (IN ) (ADJP (JJ )))) (, ) (CC ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NN )))))))