uncool the only thing missing is the `` gadzooks 
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ uncool)) (NP (NP (DT the) (JJ only) (NN thing)) (VP (VBG missing))) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (DT the) (`` ``) (NNS gadzooks)))))
(ROOT (S (ADJP (JJ )) (NP (NP (DT ) (JJ ) (NN )) (VP (VBG ))) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (DT ) (`` ) (NNS )))))