an awkwardly garish showcase that diverges from anything remotely probing or penetrating . 
(ROOT (NP (NP (DT an) (ADJP (RB awkwardly) (JJ garish)) (NN showcase)) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT that)) (S (VP (VBZ diverges) (PP (IN from) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (ADJP (RB remotely) (VBG probing) (CC or) (VBG penetrating))))))) (. .)))
(ROOT (NP (NP (DT ) (ADJP (RB ) (JJ )) (NN )) (SBAR (WHNP (WDT )) (S (VP (VBZ ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (NN )) (ADJP (RB ) (VBG ) (CC ) (VBG ))))))) (. )))