features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances , ineptly directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . 
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(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ ) (NP (NP (ADJP (JJ ) (CC ) (JJ )) (NN )) (, ) (NP (JJ ) (NNS )) (, ) (NP (ADJP (RB ) (VBN )) (NN ) (NNS )) (CC ) (NP (NP (DT )) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (DT ) (JJS ) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (JJ ) (NN )))))))) (. )))