will not be able to stomach so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness 
(ROOT (S (VP (MD will) (RB not) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ able) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB stomach) (NP (ADJP (RB so) (JJ much)) (NML (NML (NN tongue)) (HYPH -) (PP (IN in) (HYPH -) (NP (NN cheek)))) (NN weirdness))))))))))
(ROOT (S (VP (MD ) (RB ) (VP (VB ) (ADJP (JJ ) (S (VP (TO ) (VP (VB ) (NP (ADJP (RB ) (JJ )) (NML (NML (NN )) (HYPH ) (PP (IN ) (HYPH ) (NP (NN )))) (NN ))))))))))