if you can swallow its absurdities and crudities 
(ROOT (SBAR (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (MD can) (VP (VB swallow) (NP (PRP$ its) (NNS absurdities) (CC and) (NNS crudities)))))))
(ROOT (SBAR (IN ) (S (NP (PRP )) (VP (MD ) (VP (VB ) (NP (PRP$ ) (NNS ) (CC ) (NNS )))))))