crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment 
(ROOT (S (VP (VB crack) (NP (PRP you)) (PRT (RP up)) (PP (IN with) (NP (PRP$ her) (UCP (ADJP (NN crass)) (, ,) (ADVP (RB then)) (VP (VB gasp) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN gas)))) (, ,)) (JJ verbal) (NN deportment))))))
(ROOT (S (VP (VB ) (NP (PRP )) (PRT (RP )) (PP (IN ) (NP (PRP$ ) (UCP (ADJP (NN )) (, ) (ADVP (RB )) (VP (VB ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NN )))) (, )) (JJ ) (NN ))))))