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(ROOT (SBAR (IN if) (S (ADVP (RB only)) (NP (PRP it)) (VP (VBD were) (NP (ADJP (DT that) (JJ grand)) (DT a) (NN failure))))))
(ROOT (SBAR (IN ) (S (ADVP (RB )) (NP (PRP )) (VP (VBD ) (NP (ADJP (DT ) (JJ )) (DT ) (NN ))))))