this is classic nowheresville in every sense 
(ROOT (S (NP (DT this)) (VP (VBZ is) (NP (JJ classic) (NN nowheresville)) (PP (IN in) (NP (DT every) (NN sense))))))
(ROOT (S (NP (DT )) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (JJ ) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (DT ) (NN ))))))