this thing works on no level whatsoever for me . 
(ROOT (S (NP (DT this) (NN thing)) (VP (VBZ works) (PP (IN on) (NP (DT no) (NN level) (RB whatsoever))) (PP (IN for) (NP (PRP me)))) (. .)))
(ROOT (S (NP (DT ) (NN )) (VP (VBZ ) (PP (IN ) (NP (DT ) (NN ) (RB ))) (PP (IN ) (NP (PRP )))) (. )))