would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes 
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(ROOT (S (VP (MD ) (VP (VB ) (ADVP (RB )) (S (VP (TO ) (VP (VP (VB ) (NP (NNS )) (PP (IN ) (NP (PRP$ ) (NNS )))) (CC ) (VP (VB ) (NP (NNS )) (PP (IN ) (NP (PRP$ ) (NNS ))) (PP (IN ) (NP (CD ) (NNS )))))))))))