would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi . 
(ROOT (S (VP (MD would) (VP (VB be) (ADJP (JJ great)) (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB see) (S (NP (DT this) (NN turd)) (VP (VBN squashed) (PP (IN under) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN truck)) (, ,) (NP (ADVP (RB preferably)) (DT a) (NN semi))))))))))) (. .)))
(ROOT (S (VP (MD ) (VP (VB ) (ADJP (JJ )) (S (VP (TO ) (VP (VB ) (S (NP (DT ) (NN )) (VP (VBN ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (DT ) (NN )) (, ) (NP (ADVP (RB )) (DT ) (NN ))))))))))) (. )))