are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all 
(ROOT (VP (VP (VBP are) (VP (VBG missing))) (, --) (NP (NP (NP (NN anything)) (VP (VBG approaching) (NP (DT a) (JJ visceral) (NN kick)))) (, ,) (CC and) (NP (NP (NN anything)) (VP (VBG approaching) (NP (NP (RB even) (DT a) (JJ vague) (NN reason)) (SBAR (S (VP (TO to) (VP (VB sit) (PP (IN through) (NP (NP (PRP it)) (DT all)))))))))))))
(ROOT (VP (VP (VBP ) (VP (VBG ))) (, ) (NP (NP (NP (NN )) (VP (VBG ) (NP (DT ) (JJ ) (NN )))) (, ) (CC ) (NP (NP (NN )) (VP (VBG ) (NP (NP (RB ) (DT ) (JJ ) (NN )) (SBAR (S (VP (TO ) (VP (VB ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (PRP )) (DT )))))))))))))