that neither protagonist has a distinguishable condition hardly matters because both are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks . 
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(ROOT (S (SBAR (IN ) (S (NP (DT ) (NN )) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (DT ) (JJ ) (NN ))))) (ADVP (RB )) (VP (VBZ ) (SBAR (IN ) (S (NP (DT )) (VP (VBP ) (NP (NP (RB ) (NN ) (NNS )) (, ) (VP (VBN ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (JJ ) (NN )) (CC ) (NP (NP (DT ) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (NNS )))))))))))) (. )))