wildly incompetent but brilliantly named half past dead -- or for seagal 
(ROOT (UCP (ADJP (ADJP (RB wildly) (JJ incompetent)) (CC but) (ADJP (RB brilliantly)) (VBN named) (ADVP (ADVP (NN half)) (PP (IN past) (ADJP (JJ dead))))) (, --) (CC or) (PP (IN for) (NP (NN seagal)))))
(ROOT (UCP (ADJP (ADJP (RB ) (JJ )) (CC ) (ADJP (RB )) (VBN ) (ADVP (ADVP (NN )) (PP (IN ) (ADJP (JJ ))))) (, ) (CC ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NN )))))