watching junk like this induces a kind of abstract guilt , as if you were paying dues for good books unread , fine music never heard . 
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBG watching) (NP (NP (NN junk)) (PP (IN like) (NP (DT this)))))) (VP (VBZ induces) (NP (NP (DT a) (NN kind)) (PP (IN of) (NP (JJ abstract) (NN guilt)))) (, ,) (SBAR (IN as) (IN if) (S (NP (PRP you)) (VP (VBD were) (VP (VBG paying) (NP (NNS dues)) (PP (IN for) (NP (NP (NP (JJ good) (NNS books)) (VP (JJ unread))) (, ,) (NP (NP (JJ fine) (NN music)) (VP (ADVP (RB never)) (VBD heard)))))))))) (. .)))
(ROOT (S (S (VP (VBG ) (NP (NP (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (DT )))))) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (NP (DT ) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (JJ ) (NN )))) (, ) (SBAR (IN ) (IN ) (S (NP (PRP )) (VP (VBD ) (VP (VBG ) (NP (NNS )) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (NP (JJ ) (NNS )) (VP (JJ ))) (, ) (NP (NP (JJ ) (NN )) (VP (ADVP (RB )) (VBD )))))))))) (. )))