there 's nothing remotely topical or sexy here . 
(ROOT (S (NP (EX there)) (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (ADJP (RB remotely) (JJ topical) (CC or) (JJ sexy))) (ADVP (RB here))) (. .)))
(ROOT (S (NP (EX )) (VP (VBZ ) (NP (NP (NN )) (ADJP (RB ) (JJ ) (CC ) (JJ ))) (ADVP (RB ))) (. )))