it would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi . 
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(ROOT (S (NP (NP (PRP ))) (VP (MD ) (VP (VB ) (ADJP (JJ )) (S (VP (TO ) (VP (VB ) (S (NP (DT ) (NN )) (VP (VBN ) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (DT ) (NN )) (, ) (RB ) (NP (DT ) (NN ))))))))))) (. )))