's nothing remotely topical or sexy here . 
(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ 's) (NP (NP (NN nothing)) (ADJP (RB remotely) (JJ topical) (CC or) (JJ sexy))) (ADVP (RB here))) (. .)))
(ROOT (S (VP (VBZ ) (NP (NP (NN )) (ADJP (RB ) (JJ ) (CC ) (JJ ))) (ADVP (RB ))) (. )))