could n't find stardom if mapquest emailed him point-to-point driving directions 
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(ROOT (S (VP (MD ) (RB ) (VP (VB ) (NP (NN )) (SBAR (IN ) (S (NP (NNP )) (VP (VBD ) (NP (PRP )) (NP (NML (NML (NN )) (HYPH ) (PP (IN ) (HYPH ) (NP (NN )))) (NN ) (NNS )))))))))