to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure 
(ROOT (S (VP (TO to) (ADVP (RB even)) (VP (VB categorize) (NP (DT this)) (PP (IN as) (NP (DT a) (JJ smutty) (JJ guilty) (NN pleasure)))))))
(ROOT (S (VP (TO ) (ADVP (RB )) (VP (VB ) (NP (DT )) (PP (IN ) (NP (DT ) (JJ ) (JJ ) (NN )))))))