've had more interesting -- and , dare i say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama . 
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(ROOT (S (VP (VBP ) (VP (VBN ) (NP (NP (ADJP (ADJP (RBR ) (JJ )) (, ) (CC ) (, ) (VP (UH ) (NP (PRP )) (VP (VBP ))) (, ) (ADJP (RB ) (JJ )) (, )) (NN ) (NNS )) (PP (IN ) (NP (NP (DT ) (ADJP (ADJP (JJ )) (HYPH ) (PP (IN ) (HYPH ) (NP (DT ) (HYPH ) (NN )))) (, ) (NML (NN ) (HYPH ) (CC ) (HYPH ) (NN )) (NN )) (PP (IN ) (NP (JJ ) (NN ) (NN )))))))) (. )))