Our Patrons are of quite a diff'rent strain,
With neither sense nor Taste, against the grain,
They patronize for fashion sake — no more —
And keep a  just as They keep a
M— (on such occasion I am
To name the dead) was a rare proof of both.
Some of them would be puzzled e'en to read,
Nor could deserve their  by their
Others can write, but such a  hand
A WILLES should always at our elbow stand;
Many, if begg'd, A  of right,
Would order into keeping at first sight.
Those who stand fairest to the public view
Take to themselves the praise to others due,
They rob the very  and make free
With those alas who've least to spare — We see,
— hath not had a word to say,
Since Winds and Waves bore SINGLESPEECH away.