words: #282 : Around 20 years ago , I was perennially broke and needed extra cash for more sutta and daaru . So in a state of drunken stupor , I placed a silly bet with the equally drunk morons in the room with me . The bet required that I had to stand stark naked in front of H9 main mess hall for minimum 1 minute , at peak lunchtime . Within a week , the entire hostel was aware of this bet and each person contributed Rs 10 to the pot . By D-Day the prize money collected was in excess of Rs 1000 ( that's easily worth Rs 7 ~ 8k today ) which was collected by junta for the grand event . At the appointed hour when the mess was full , I lost my nerve and refused to go down nanga . But it was a matter of honor for the wing , so 4 strongarm wingmates grabbed me and marched me down naked while I covered my privates ... when the stopwatch started , they held my hands up for a full 1 minute while all mess-goers of H9 got a glimpse of my sceptre , family jewels and unkempt fields . That Rs 1000 didn't even last 2 days because my chootiya wingmates drank everything .
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