Click the only piece that looks like a lower-case letter q.  It has a big thick square on the top left corner
That is completely wrong.  De-select it and pay attention!
CLEAR THE BOARD!  Do not EVER click randomly!
Click on the piece that has a tall vertical column on the right side and a big thick square on your top left side.  Your left side is this side <-----.  Do not touch anything else!
Keep that piece, but stop clicking randomly!  Click the only piece that has a diamond in the middle, and a triangle on both sides.  Do not touch anything else!
STOP RANDOMLY CLICKING!  Choose the ONLY piece that has a perfectly straight vertical edge on your far right side.  Your right side is this side --->  Vertical means
Click the only piece that has a big diamond in the middle.  Do not touch anything else!
That is completely wrong.  De-select it.  DO NOT TOUCH ANYTHING ELSE
Click the only piece that has a big triangle pointing out on the left side and another big triangle pointing out on the right side.  Do not touch anything else!
That is completely wrong!  De-select it!

Outcome: unsuccessful
Speaker comments: The bot was trolling right from the beginning.  Any pieces selected "successfully" appeared to have been purely coincidental.