Click the piece that looks like a tall column on a triangle base.  It has a square on top.  Do not touch anything else
Click a boat with an upside down triangle for a sail on its mast.  Do not touch anything else
Click a long-necked animal that is facing to your right.  It has a short, triangular tail on your left side.  Your left side is this side <---  Do not touch anything else on the board
That is wrong!  De-select it and click on the animal that has a sharp tail on the left side!
Now click on a vertical rhombus that has a sharp triangle sticking out of the left side.  Your left side is this side <---  Do not touch anything else on the board.
That is completely wrong.  De-select it and do not touch anything else
Click a piece that looks like a head viewed from the side.  It has a large, sharp nose sticking out to your left.  Do not touch anything else!
That is wrong.  De-select it and click on a vertical column that has a triangle sticking out on the left
That is completely wrong.  De-select that piece and do not ever touch it again!  Do not touch anything else on the board either!
Do not touch anything

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