human: Write a short story about how Adder, a man with the power of teleportation, films a YouTube prank video wherein he asks people for a fist-bump and acts awfully hurt afterwards, kneeling on the floor and groaning in pain, then teleporting away as though he disintegrated into oblivion.

assistant: Adder adjusted the small camera strapped to his chest, ensuring the angle was just right for capturing his next YouTube prank video. He was known for his creative and harmless pranks, but this time he had something even more unique in mind. With the power of teleportation, Adder planned to ask unsuspecting strangers for a fist-bump and then pretend to be hurt. The twist would be his grand finale, where he would teleport away, seemingly disintegrating into oblivion, leaving his victims utterly bewildered.

Adder surveyed the bustling city park, full of people enjoying the warm sunshine. He spotted his first target: a middle-aged man sitting on a bench, engrossed in a book. Adder approached the man, his adrenaline pumping with excitement.

"Hey, man! How's it going?" Adder said cheerfully.

The man glanced up, clearly surprised but intrigued by Adder's energy. "Uh, good, I guess," he replied.

"Awesome!" Adder exclaimed. "Wanna give me a fist-bump?"

The man hesitated for a moment before obliging, tapping his fist against Adder's. Instantly, Adder fell to the ground, clutching his hand and groaning in pain. The man's eyes widened in shock, unsure of how to react. Just as he leaned in to check on Adder, Adder vanished, teleporting a few meters away, hidden behind a tree. The man stared at the empty space, jaw dropped in disbelief.

Adder couldn't help but chuckle quietly as he watched the man, who was now scanning the park, looking for some logical explanation. Satisfied with his first reaction, Adder set off to find his next unsuspecting victim.

He spotted a group of college students lounging on the grass. He approached the group, his heart pounding with excitement.

"Hey, guys! How's your day going?" he asked.

The group looked up, puzzled but entertained by Adder's sudden appearance. "Pretty good, man," one of them answered.

"Mind giving me a fist-bump?" Adder inquired, holding out his fist.

The students exchanged glances, shrugging their shoulders. They took turns bumping fists with Adder, and as the last student connected, Adder collapsed to the ground, howling in pain. The students gasped, taken aback by his sudden distress. But before they could even react, Adder vanished into thin air, leaving them dumbfounded.

Peeking from his new hiding spot, Adder reveled in their bewildered expressions. He repeated his prank a few more times, teleporting away each time and recording the reactions of his victims. Their confusion and amazement fueled his enthusiasm.

Finally, after a long day of filming, Adder returned home, eager to edit and upload his video. He knew this prank would be a hit, and he couldn't wait to see the reactions of his YouTube fans. As he pieced together the footage, he laughed out loud, knowing he had created something truly unforgettable.

human: How the comment section of the video would look like?

assistant: Here are some fictional YouTube comments from the video:

* First
* This prank is so fake those "student" actors are terrible you can even see the greenscreen
* Like if your still watching Adder in 2023!
* Adder's a big guy but it looks like that fist bump is extremely painful... for him. 
* r.i.p in piece adder
* Omg so good prank 😂😂😂
* fist bumps can't melt steel adder lmao