Change UX and design and whatever

* I'm sick of good commits, I'm sorry
* Add bourbon and bitters
* Messed with styling
* Played around with links, buttons, headers
* It has not-heinous UX and styling for the most part now
This is a strange button but I totally see your point. Let's leave it for now and if we can think of a more elegant solution down the road we can always change it.