Cache the Uri parser instance in Checkable, results in a 14x performance increase

The parts getter in Checkable is called **very** often, which means caching the Uri parser instance instead of recreating it on every call massively improves performance.

Here's a small timing of a site with ~30 files (external checks ignored):

|before|after|
|------------|------------------|
|**real 0m25.782s**|**real 0m1.810s**|
|user 0m25.377s|user 0m1.681s|
|sys 0m0.384s|sys 0m0.122s|



So then `valid?` returns false and we move on, right? I think rather than changing this one method, we should really be optimizing the code to handle the response from this parsing. Maybe catch the URI::Error in the caller?