Add my non-solution in PHP, credit to @kopiro

This uses a zero-width space (U+200B) to seem smart. It basically gets
as far as code that looks like this:

```
echo g().​().​().​().​('al');
```

Or this:

```
echo gg()->​()->​()->​()->​('al');
```

As other contributers have noted, PHP's lack of a uniform variable
syntax (https://wiki.php.net/rfc/uniform_variable_syntax) means that
doing this the correct way is impossible at the moment without some
really cool self-modifying hackery and __HALT_COMPILER nonsense. If that
RFC passes then this solution will work without the trickery.