The 300

What did thou just sayest about meself, thou yellow-bellied hound? I
shall inform thee that I am imployed in the top ranks of the
Inquisition, and I have taken part in most numerous cladestine battles
against sinners, and I have slain over 300 heretics. I am most educated
in the knightly ways and the Lord boasts of my ability to kill. Thou art
naught but a peasant and another heretic in my eyes. I will slay thee
with most deadly force and thy blood shall flow like rain on this Earth,
hark to my words. Dost thou believe thee can freely send me these
letters via messenger on horseback? Thou would doest well to mull upon
it a second time, peasant. As my quill scrabbles on this paper, I am
alerting the Inquistion all over Europe and thou shall be executed
accordingly. Thou would doest well to begin repenting, lad. I can find
thee wherever thou goest, and I can slay thee in a million ways with
nothing but my hands. I am not only most trained in combat with no
weapons, I also have access to thousands of men with extensive training
of their own and I will deploy them with orders to burn and pillage thy
village, thou insolent little disease. If only thou hadst known the
wicked requital that thy snide insult was about to bring upon thee,
mayhap thou would hast watched thy foul tongue. Alas, thou did not, and
now, thou shall be punished at the hands of justice, thou tottering
moron. I will defecate mine rage all over thee, and thou will suffocate
in my fury. Thou art as well as executed, lad.