[DO NOT MERGE EVER] The Honkbot!

Someone asked me for the Honkbot code I made from pure boredom and desire to better understand bot code.
<b>THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE ADDED TO A LIVE SERVER. NOT NOW, NOT LATER, NOT EVER.</b>
This bot is designed to make you angry. It is designed to annoy people. It is designed to be horrible in every way.

It is not balanced. It is not coded well. It is barely functional. It does not meet coding standards. It is a toy for bored coders, that is all.

All who download the code are free to do with it what they will, of course, but I assume no responsibility for the maintainability or grievances as a result of this bot's deployment. For clarification, I repeat,

<b>DO NOT MERGE THIS, EVER.</b>
Because I can.