Farewell CoffeeScript

We are breaking up. I'm sorry, it's not you, it's me. I really like
you, but I feel like now is that time in my life where I grow up
and face some big challenges and decisions.
The first time I saw you, I couldn't take my eyes off of your
beautiful list comprehensions. Your arrow functions were amazing.
I bet you remember all the special moments we had together. It was
pretty fantastic. It was love at first sight.

You remind me of my parents, Mr. Python and Mrs. Ruby, who taught
me great things in life. But now, I can make my own decisions
independently of my parents. As I said, there's nothing really wrong
with you. It's just that I need to go dangerous, I need to live that
adventure that every man is called to. To take my backpack and just
go, discover the world out there.

With you, I don't have my freedom to name my own functions. I can't
make classes the way I want to. You don't let me do that. And I know
your intentions are the best, please don't get offended here. I know
you are trying to save me against evil code and odd bugs. But I have
grown up and those aren't issues anymore. Also, in the end of the
day, your generated JavaScript is just about 5% more verbose than
actual CoffeeScript code, so I don't see real benefit.

I think I'll survive. This time, I actually believe I can JavaScript.
I don't particularly like it, I miss you sometimes, my dear.
But I got courage. This will be tough, but it's my destiny. It's what
I'm called to do. Sorry.