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There was a phone call for you.
Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would
be a merrier world.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien
Be careful!  Is it classified?
Be cautious in your daily affairs.
Artistic ventures highlighted.  Rob a museum.
It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
For the fashion of Minas Tirith was such that it was built on seven levels,
each delved into a hill, and about each was set a wall, and in each wall
was a gate.
		-- J.R.R. Tolkien, "The Return of the King"

	[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
	 referring to system overview.]
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
		-- Ernest Hemingway
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
		-- Mark Twain
Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.  The butcher is
weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and
weeks.  He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists,
but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,
he thinks about his dog.  The dog is named Herbert.
		-- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"
You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
Blow it out your ear.
You will be honored for contributing your time and skill to a worthy cause.
You will contract a rare disease.
Accent on helpful side of your nature.  Drain the moat.
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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
	-- by Charles Dickens

	A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.

The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
	-- by Franz Kafka

	A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.

Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
	-- by J. R. R. Tolkien

	Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.

Hamlet LITE(tm)
	-- by Wm. Shakespeare

	A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
	girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.