Fixing some derpy link namespacing junk
Smoothing out some errors from the `LinkPrims` split-off
Fattening up some arrows

Just like I insist should occur in 'thisbranchsucks.txt'...
Runtime initting things at the right time
Angry commentary
Cutting the dependency of turtles' upon patches
Commentary
Fattening arrows for great justice
Yet more chubby little arrows, all hopped up on Twinkies