[WIP] Run ansible in a crontask on service hosts

This should help illustrate my mailing-list conversation wondering exactly how we should accomplish this.

Because this won't work well in development (it will always look at
prod-hosts), it's easily disabled with no_ansible_pull=true in the
inventory.  Fixes #3089.
Well, I forgot to fix the name of the task -- `test playbook` -- but it's intended to be used in production.