Atempt to fix a bug that I can't reproduce, and can't debug either
since it isn't on my site, but this might work anyway, and what's
the worst that can happen?

Nuclear war could break out due to eddies in the network as this triggers
an alarm at the Kremlin implicating the USA has started an all out offensive
against the civilised world.  I suppose that's the worst that could happen,
but we don't consider that sort of thing in day to day useage, so why
should this one be any different?

No, let's just check it in anyway, and to hell with the world.  If they
want to blow each other up, they're going to do it anyway.  I'm pretty
sure they don't need my help.