[WIP] Run ansible in a crontask on service hosts

This should help illustrate my mailing-list conversation wondering exactly how we should accomplish this.

Because this won't work well in development (it will always look at
prod-hosts), it's easily disabled with no_ansible_pull=true in the
inventory.  Fixes #3089.
I thought local.yml was an accidentally-committed file you were using for development (before the conversation on the mailing list).