Create travis-poke
Fix RVM complaints in Travis build

... by removing it entirely.  (Why not?  Here goes nothing...)
Removing 'exceptions' require.

That's from another branch, that code's definitely not ready for primetime :D
Run unit tests before functional test.
We don't actually use/need Cucumber (yet?).
Added missing yard dependency.

YARD used for documentation generation and coverage metric.
Nuking test for unreleased code

Tarball's not really ready for prime-time yet, sorry.
Fix whitespace issues.

I introduced these in my fork, sorry.
Use Ruby worker for faster feedback on this branch.

TODO:  Back this out before submitting the PR!
Adding rake for proper Travis testing support.
Update debug logging to reflect Kitchenplan::Platform changes.
RSpec 3: Don't wrap bad code in "pending" block anymore.
How about code coverage status as a service?
Badges for Travis (CI) and Coveralls (code coverage).
More test refactoring for RSpec 3 and contributor dunderheadedness.
Turning Google analytics back on for public consumption.
Yo ... valid gabba gem dependency!

Nope, my toys are still just toys.  But at least now the Travis
environment should be loading the right Google Analytics client gem.
Fix last couple of failing spec tests in RSpec 3.
Lowercase gabba?  Could it really be that simple?
Cosmetic:  Moved badges under Kitchenplan header.