Fix `make install`
Fix all the things!

- Introduce os image under base, handles making upstart work for docker
- Bump travis-build dependency
- Add support for ALL of travis-ci's worker configurations and
  extend the base image to include all their shwazang.

Sorry for the huge commit future me :(
Late night hacking session, couldn't be bothered to pull all this apart
Fix a few minor bugs
Update README/man