Don't talk about -X fewer fbombs.  Math.
Add the spice of life (variety) to responsetime text.
Copy and test tweaks.

Include "That's" before comparisons.
Only show healthy share of tweets body for replies and retweets.
Output debug copy for headline alternates.
Merge pull request #1983 from cdmoyer/variety-should-be-the-spice-of-response-time

Insight fix: Variety should be the spice of response time
Merge pull request #1972 from cdmoyer/fix-negative-fewer-fbombs

Insight fix: Don't show negative F-bombs
Version 2 of Distance Shared Insight. Adds up total distance shared on twitter and compares distance to landmarks/known facts. Displays these facts with images.