1016466 nix funfactory

This removes funfactory by copying some/most/many of the bits we used into Fjord, nixing some backwards compatible stuff we didn't use, cleaning it up a smidge, sauteing it in a white wine sauce and then tweaking it until it seemed to work for the things I was testing.

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This was copied from funfactory with some minor tweaks. I think I'm going to slim it down further, but I'll do that in another pass.