So much has been done. This is an emergency commit. I broke the stupid readmore.js plugin, and FINALLY got it sort of fixed. Had to disable -all- of the css on the events pages... and now I'm going to slowly start adding it back. Just... incase I can't ever get it to work again, here's a commit to roll back to.
Cleaned everything. Styling is in-progress. Need to add CSS3 masonry to events page.