If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.
If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about
it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.
		-- Carlyle
Those who do things in a noble spirit of self-sacrifice are to be avoided
at all costs.
		-- N. Alexander.
I went to the race track once and bet on a horse that was so good that
it took seven others to beat him!
Woodward's Law:
	A theory is better than its explanation.
It wasn't that she had a rose in her teeth, exactly.  It was more like
the rose and the teeth were in the same glass.
My darling wife was always glum.
I drowned her in a cask of rum,
And so made sure that she would stay
In better spirits night and day.
He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.
The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
In /users3 did Kubla Kahn
A stately pleasure dome decree,
Where /bin, the sacred river ran
Through Test Suites measureless to Man
Down to a sunless C.
Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
		-- Steven Wright
It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Pilfering Treasury property is paticularly dangerous: big thieves are
ruthless in punishing little thieves.
		-- Diogenes
The second best policy is dishonesty.
You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
		-- Elbert Hubbard
Do not think by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.