test: Remove broken mutex optimizations in helper

These optimizations don’t actually improve much, and complicate things.

They also trigger a serious issue, due to the way gocheck is implemented. If an `Assert` fails, it calls `runtime.Goexit`, which will terminate the currently running goroutine. While terminating the goroutine, `Goexit` unwinds the stack and runs any deferred functions.

In the bad case, Assert will fail while a mutex is unlocked and there will be another deferred `Unlock`, which will trigger a panic.

This panic will not have a complete stack trace due to golang/go#9404.

The solution is to treat `t.Assert` as code that looks like:

    if err != nil {
      return
    }

and remember that all deferred functions will be run.